CHAPTER IX

IN AND OUT OF SCRANTON

Darkness had fallen when we reached Scranton. We approached from the

south along a ridge road which skirted the city and could see it lying

below to the east and ablaze with arc lights. There is something so

appealing about a city in a valley at dark. Although we had no reason

for going in—our road lay really straight on—I wanted to go down,

because of my old weakness, curiosity. Nothing is more interesting to me

than the general spectacle of life itself in these thriving towns of our

new land—though they are devoid of anything historic or in the main

artistic (no memories even of any great import). I cannot help

speculating as to what their future will be. What writers, what

statesmen, what arts, what wars may not take their rise in some such

place as this?

And there are the indefinable and yet sweet ways of just life. We

dwellers in big cities are inclined to overlook or forget entirely the

half or quarter cities in which thousands upon thousands spend all their

lives. For my part, I am never tired of looking at just mills and

factories and those long lines of simple streets where just common

people, without a touch perhaps of anything that we think of as great or

beautiful or dramatic, dwell. I was not particularly pleased with

Scranton after I saw it—a sprawling world of perhaps a hundred and fifty

or two hundred thousand people without the verve or snap of a half

hundred places half its size,—but still here were all these people. It

was a warm night and as we descended into commonplace streets we could

look through the open windows of homes or “apartments” or “flats” and

see the usual humdrum type of furniture and hangings, the inevitable

lace curtains, the centre tables, the huge, junky lamps, the upright

pianos or victrolas. Whenever I see long, artless streets like these in

the hot, breathless summer time, I feel a wave of commiseration sweep

over me, and yet I am drawn to them by something which makes me want to

live among these people.

Oh, to escape endless cogitation! To feel that a new centre table or a

new lamp or a new pair of shoes in the autumn might add something to my

happiness! To believe that mere eating and drinking, the cooking of

meals, the prospect of promotion in some small job might take away the

misery of life, and so to escape chemistry and physics and the horror of

ultimate brutal law! “In the streets of Ur,” says an old Chaldean

chronicle, “the women were weeping for that Bel was dead.” Bel was their

Christ and they were weeping as some people weep on Good Friday to this

day. Such women one might find here in Scranton, no doubt; believers in

old tales of old things. After five or six thousand years there is still

weeping in simple streets over myths as vain!

Once down in the heart of Scranton, I did not care for it at all. It was

so customary—an American city like Utica or Syracuse or Rochester or

Buffalo—and American cities of the hundred thousand class are so much

alike. They all have the long principal street—possibly a mile long.

They all have the one or two skyscrapers and the principal dry goods

store and the hotel and the new post office building and the new

Carnegie library and sometimes the new court house (if it’s a county

seat), or the new city hall. Sometimes these structures are very

charming in themselves—tastefully done and all that—but most American

cities of this class have no more imagination than an owl. They never

think of doing an original thing.

Do you think they would allow the natural configuration of their land or

any river front, or lake, or water of any kind to do anything for them?

Not at all. It’s the rarest exception when, as at Wilkes-Barré for

instance, a city will take the slightest æsthetic advantage of any

natural configuration of land or water.

What! put a park or esplanade or a wall along a handsome river bank in

the heart of the town! Impossible. Put it far out in the residence

section where it truly belongs and let the river go hang. Isn’t the

centre of a city for business? What right has a park there?

Or perhaps it is a great lake front as at Buffalo or Cleveland, which

could or should be made into something splendid—the municipal centre,

for instance, or the site of a great park. No. Instead the city will

bend all its energies to growing away from it and leave it to shabby

factories and warehouses and tumble-down houses, while it constructs

immense parks in some region where a park could never possibly have as

much charm as on the water front.

Take the City of St. Louis as a case in point. Here is a metropolis

which has a naturally fascinating water front along the Mississippi.

Here is a stream that is quite wonderful to look at—broad and deep.

Years ago, when St. Louis was small and river traffic was important, all

the stores were facing this river. Later railroads came and the town

built west. Today blocks and blocks of the most interesting property in

the city is devoted to dead-alive stores, warehouses and tenements. It

would be an easy matter and a profitable one for the city to condemn

sufficient property to make a splendid drive along this river and give

the city a real air. It would transform it instantly into a kind of

wonder world which thousands would travel a long way to see. It would

provide sites for splendid hotels and restaurants and give the city a

suitable front door or facade.

But do you think this would ever be seriously contemplated? It would

cost money. One had better build a park away from the river where there

are no old houses. The mere thought of trading the old houses for a

wonderful scene which would add beauty and life to the city is too much

of a stretch of the imagination for St. Louisians to accomplish. It

can’t be done. American cities are not given to imagination outside the

walks of trade.

Scranton was no worse than many another American city of the same size

and class that I have seen—or indeed than many of the newer European

cities. It was well paved, well lighted and dull. There were the usual

traffic policemen (like New York, b’gosh!), but with no traffic to

guide, the one hotel designed to impress, the civic square surrounded by

rows of thickly placed five-lamp standards. It was presentable, and,

because Speed wanted to get oil and gasoline and we wanted to see what

the town was like, we ran the machine into a garage and wandered forth,

looking into shoe and bookstore windows and studying the people.

Here again I could see no evidence of that transformation of the

American by the foreigner into something different from what he has ever

been—the peril which has been so much discussed by our college going

sociologists. On the contrary, America seemed to me to be making over

the foreigner into its own image and likeness. I learned here that there

were thousands of Poles, Czechs, Croatians, Silesians, Hungarians, etc.,

working here in the coal mines and at Wilkes-Barré, but the young men on

the streets and in the stores were Americans. Here were the American

electric signs in great profusion, the American bookstores and

newsstands crowded with all that mushy adventure fiction of which our

lady critics are so fond. Five hundred magazines and weekly publications

blazed the faces of alleged pretty girls. “The automat,” the “dairy

kitchen,” the “Boston,” “Milwaukee” or “Chicago” lunch, and all the

smart haberdasheries so beloved of the ambitious American youth, were in

full bloom. I saw at least a half dozen moving-picture theatres in as

many blocks—and business and correspondence schools in ample array.

What becomes of all the young Poles, Czechs, Croatians, Serbians, etc.,

who are going to destroy us? I’ll tell you. They gather on the street

corners when their parents will permit them, arrayed in yellow or red

ties, yellow shoes, dinky fedoras or beribboned straw hats and

“style-plus” clothes, and talk about “when I was out to Dreamland the

other night,” or make some such observation as “Say, you should have

seen the beaut that cut across here just now. Oh, mamma, some baby!”

That’s all the menace there is to the foreign invasion. Whatever their

original intentions may be, they can’t resist the American yellow shoe,

the American moving picture, “Stein-Koop” clothes, “Dreamland,” the

popular song, the automobile, the jitney. They are completely undone by

our perfections. Instead of throwing bombs or lowering our social level,

all bogies of the sociologist, they would rather stand on our street

corners, go to the nearest moving pictures, smoke cigarettes, wear high

white collars and braided yellow vests and yearn over the girls who know

exactly how to handle them, or work to some day own an automobile and

break the speed laws. They are really not so bad as we seem to want them

to be. They are simple, gauche, de jeune, “the limit.” In other words,

they are fast becoming Americans.

I think it was during this evening at Scranton that it first dawned on

me what an agency for the transmission of information and a certain kind

of railway station gossip the modern garage has become. In the old days,

when railroads were new or the post road was still in force, the depot

or the inn was always the centre for a kind of gay travelers' atmosphere

or way station exchange for gossip, where strangers alighted, refreshed

themselves and did a little talking to pass the time. Today the garage

has become a third and even more notable agency for this sort of

exchange, automobile travelers being for the most part a genial company

and constantly reaching out for information. Anyone who knows anything

about the roads of his native town and country is always in demand, for

he can fall into long conversation with chauffeurs or tourists in

general, who will occasionally close the conversation with an offer of a

drink or a cigar, or, if he is going in their direction, take him for a

part of the way at least as a guide.

Having found Scranton so dull that we could not make up our minds to

remain overnight, we returned to the garage we were patronizing and

found it crowded to the doors with cars of all descriptions and

constantly being invaded by some others in search of something. Here

were a group of those typical American hangers-on or loafers or city

gossips or chair warmers—one scarcely knows what to call them—who, like

the Roman frequenters of the Forum or the Greek “sitters at the place of

customs,” gather to pass the time by watching the activity and the

enthusiasm of others. Personally my heart rather yearns over that

peculiar temperament, common enough to all the abodes of men, which for

lack of spirit or strength or opportunity in itself to get up and do, is

still so moved by the spectacle of life that it longs to be where others

are doing. Here they were, seven or eight of them, leaning against

handsome machines, talking, gesticulating and proffering information to

all and sundry who would have it. Owing to the assertion of the

proprietor’s helper (who was eager, naturally enough, to have the car

housed here for the night, as he would get a dollar for it) that the

roads were bad between here and Binghamton, a distance of sixtynine

miles, we were a little uncertain whether to go on or no. But this

charge of a dollar was an irritation, for in most garages, as Speed

informed us, the night charge was only fifty cents. Besides, the same

youth was foolish enough to confess, after Speed questioned him, that

the regular charge to local patrons was only fifty cents.

Something in the youth’s description of the difficulties of the road

between here and Binghamton caused me to feel that he was certainly

laying it on a little thick. According to him, there had been terrible

rains in the last few weeks. The road in spots was all but impassable.

There were great hills, impossible ravines, and deadly railroad

crossings. I am not so much of an enthusiast for night riding as to want

to go in the face of difficulties—indeed I would much rather ride by

day, when the beauties of the landscape can be seen,—still this attempt

to frighten us irritated me.

[Illustration: FRANKLIN STUDIES AN OBLITERATED SIGN]

And then the hangers-on joined in. Obviously they were friends of the

owner and, like a Greek chorus, were brought on at critical moments to

emphasize the tragedy or the terror or the joy, as the case might be.

Instantly we were assailed with new exaggerations—there were dreadful,

unguarded railway crossings, a number of robberies had been committed

recently, one bridge somewhere was weak.

This finished me.

“They are just talking to get that dollar,” I whispered to Franklin.

“Sure,” he replied; “it’s as plain as anything. I think we might as well

go on.”

“By all means,” I urged. “We’ve climbed higher hills and traversed worse

or as bad roads today as we will anywhere else. I don’t like Scranton

very well anyhow.”

My opposition was complete. Speed looked a little tired and I think

would have preferred to stay. But my feeling was that at least we could

run on to some small inn or country town hotel where the air would be

fresher and the noises less offensive. After a long year spent in the

heart of New York, I was sick of the city—any city.

So we climbed in and were off again.

It was not so long after dark. The road lay north, through summery

crowded streets for a time and then out under the stars. A cool wind was

blowing. One old working man whom we had met and of whom we had asked

the way had given us something to jest over.

“Which way to Dalton?” we called. This was the next town on our road.

“Over the viderdock,” he replied, with a wave of his arm, and thereafter

all viaducts became “viderdocks” for us. We sank into the deep leather

cushions and, encountering no bad roads, went comfortably on. The trees

in places hung low and seemed to make arched green arbors through which

we were speeding, so powerful were our lamps. At one place we came upon

a brilliantly lighted amusement resort and there we could not resist

stopping. There was music and dancing and all the young clerks and beaus

for miles around were here with their girls. I was so entranced that I

wanted to stay on, hoping that some young girl might talk to me, but not

one gave me even so much as a smile. Then we came to a country inn—an

enticing looking thing among great trees—but we were awake now, enjoying

the ride, and Speed was smoking a cigarette—why quit now? So on and on,

up hills and down dale, and now and then we seemed to be skirting the

Susquehanna. At other times we seemed to be off in side hills where

there were no towns of any size. A railroad train came into view and

disappeared; a trolley track joined us and disappeared; a toll road made

us pay fifteen cents—and disappeared. At last as it neared unto midnight

I began to get sleepy and then I argued that, whatever town came next,

we should pause there for the night.

“All right,” said Franklin genially, and then more aisles and more

streams and more stores—and then in the distance some manufactories came

into view, brightly lighted windows reflected in some water.

“Here we are,” I sighed sleepily, but we weren’t, not quite. This was a

crossroad somewhere—a dividing of the ways—but the readable signs to say

which way were not visible. We got out and struck matches to make the

words more intelligible. They had been obliterated by rust. I saw a

light in a house and went there. A tall, spare man of fifty came out on

the porch and directed us. This was Factoryville or near it, he

said—another mile on we would find an inn. We were something like

twentyfive miles from Scranton. If you stop and look at electric parks

and watch the dancers, you can’t expect to make very good time. In

Factoryville, as dark and silent as a small sleeping town may be, we

found one light—or Franklin did—and behind it the village barber reading

a novel. In the shadow of his doorway Franklin entered into a long and

intimate discussion with him—about heaven only knows what. I had already

noted of Franklin that he could take up more time securing seeming

information than any human being I had ever known. It was astounding how

he could stand and gossip, coming back finally with such a simple

statement as, “He says turn to the right,” or “We go north.” But why a

week to discover this, I used to think. Finally, almost arm in arm with

the barber, they disappeared around a corner. A weary string of moments

rolled past before Franklin strolled back to say there was no real

inn—no hotel that had a license—but there was a man who kept a “kind of

a hotel” and he had a barn or shed, which would do as a garage.

“Better stay, eh?” he suggested.

“Well, rather,” I answered.

When we had unslung our bags and coats, Speed took the car to the barn

in the rear and up we went into a typical American papier mâché room.

The least step, the least movement, and wooden floors and partitions

seemed to shout. But there were two large rooms with three beds and,

what was more, a porch with a wooden swing. There was a large porcelain

bath in a room at the rear and pictures of all the proprietor’s

relatives done in crayon.

How we slept! There were plenty of windows, with a fresh breeze blowing

and no noises, except some katydids sawing lustily. I caught the perfume

of country woods and fields and, afar off, as I stretched on an easy

bed, I could hear a train whistling and rumbling faintly—that far off

Ooh!—ooh!—oo!—oo!

I lay there thinking what a fine thing it was to motor in this haphazard

fashion—how pleasant it was not to know where you were going or where

you would be tomorrow, exactly. Franklin’s car was so good, Speed so

careful. Then I seemed to be borne somewhere on great wings, until the

dawn coming in at the window awakened me. The birds were singing.

“Oh, yes, Factoryville,” I sighed. “That’s where we are. We’re motoring

to Indiana.”

And I turned over and slept another hour.

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