When Albert Gallatin Lander (he was named for an early Secretary of the
Treasury as a tribute to the statesman's financial policy) went out of
business, his wife began to go out of health; and it became the most
serious affair of his declining years to provide for her invalid
fancies. He would have liked to buy a place in the Boston suburbs (he
preferred one of the Newtons) where they could both have had something
to do, she inside of the house, and he outside; but she declared that
what they both needed was a good long rest, with freedom from care and
trouble of every kind. She broke up their establishment in Boston, and
stored their furniture, and she would have made him sell the simple
old house in which they had always lived, on an unfashionable
up-and-down-hill street of the West End, if he had not taken one of his
stubborn stands, and let it for a term of years without consulting her.
But she had her way about their own movements, and they began that life
of hotels, which they had now lived so long that she believed any other
impossible. Its luxury and idleness had told upon each of them with
diverse effect.
They had both entered upon it in much the same corporal figure, but she
had constantly grown in flesh, while he had dwindled away until he was
not much more than half the weight of his prime. Their digestion was
alike impaired by their joint life, but as they took the same medicines
Mrs. Lander was baffled to account for the varying result. She was sure
that all the anxiety came upon her, and that logically she was the one
who ought to have wasted away. But she had before her the spectacle of
a husband who, while he gave his entire attention to her health, did
not audibly or visibly worry about it, and yet had lost weight in such
measure that upon trying on a pair of his old trousers taken out of
storage with some clothes of her own, he found it impossible to use the
side pockets which the change in his figure carried so far to the rear
when the garment was reduced at the waist. At the same time her own
dresses of ten years earlier would not half meet round her; and one
of the most corroding cares of a woman who had done everything a woman
could to get rid of care, was what to do with those things which they
could neither of them ever wear again. She talked the matter over
with herself before her husband, till he took the desperate measure of
sending them back to storage; and they had been left there in the spring
when the Landers came away for the summer.
They always spent the later spring months at a hotel in the suburbs of
Boston, where they arrived in May from a fortnight in a hotel at New
York, on their way up from hotels in Washington, Ashville, Aiken and St.
Augustine. They passed the summer months in the mountains, and early in
the autumn they went back to the hotel in the Boston suburbs, where Mrs.
Lander considered it essential to make some sojourn before going to a
Boston hotel for November and December, and getting ready to go down to
Florida in January. She would not on any account have gone directly to
the city from the mountains, for people who did that were sure to lose
the good of their summer, and to feel the loss all the winter, if they
did not actually come down with a fever.
She was by no means aware that she was a selfish or foolish person. She
made Mr. Lander subscribe statedly to worthy objects in Boston, which
she still regarded as home, because they had not dwelt any where else
since they ceased to live there; and she took lavishly of tickets for
all the charitable entertainments in the hotels where they stayed. Few
if any guests at hotels enjoyed so much honor from porters, bell-boys,
waiters, chambermaids and bootblacks as the Landers, for they gave
richly in fees for every conceivable service which could be rendered
them; they went out of their way to invent debts of gratitude to menials
who had done nothing for them. He would make the boy who sold papers at
the dining-room door keep the change, when he had been charged a profit
of a hundred per cent. already; and she would let no driver who had
plundered them according to the carriage tariff escape without something
for himself.
A sense of their munificence penetrated the clerks and proprietors with
a just esteem for guests who always wanted the best of everything, and
questioned no bill for extras. Mrs. Lander, in fact, who ruled these
expenditures, had no knowledge of the value of things, and made her
husband pay whatever was asked. Yet when they lived under their own roof
they had lived simply, and Lander had got his money in an old-fashioned
business way, and not in some delirious speculation such as leaves a
man reckless of money afterwards. He had been first of all a tailor,
and then he had gone into boys' and youths' clothing in a small way, and
finally he had mastered this business and come out at the top, with his
hands full. He invested his money so prosperously that the income
for two elderly people, who had no children, and only a few outlying
relations on his side, was far beyond their wants, or even their whims.
She as a woman, who in spite of her bulk and the jellylike majesty with
which she shook in her smoothly casing brown silks, as she entered hotel
dining-rooms, and the severity with which she frowned over her fan down
the length of the hotel drawing-rooms, betrayed more than her husband
the commonness of their origin. She could not help talking, and her
accent and her diction gave her away for a middle-class New England
person of village birth and unfashionable sojourn in Boston. He, on
the contrary, lurked about the hotels where they passed their days in a
silence so dignified that when his verbs and nominatives seemed not to
agree, you accused your own hearing. He was correctly dressed, as an
elderly man should be, in the yesterday of the fashions, and he wore
with impressiveness a silk hat whenever such a hat could be worn. A pair
of drab cloth gaiters did much to identify him with an old school of
gentlemen, not very definite in time or place. He had a full gray beard
cut close, and he was in the habit of pursing his mouth a great deal.
But he meant nothing by it, and his wife meant nothing by her frowning.
They had no wish to subdue or overawe any one, or to pass for persons of
social distinction. They really did not know what society was, and they
were rather afraid of it than otherwise as they caught sight of it in
their journeys and sojourns. They led a life of public seclusion, and
dwelling forever amidst crowds, they were all in all to each other,
and nothing to the rest of the world, just as they had been when they
resided (as they would have said) on Pinckney street. In their own house
they had never entertained, though they sometimes had company, in the
style of the country town where Mrs. Lander grew up. As soon as she was
released to the grandeur of hotel life, she expanded to the full measure
of its responsibilities and privileges, but still without seeking
to make it the basis of approach to society. Among the people who
surrounded her, she had not so much acquaintance as her husband even,
who talked so little that he needed none. She sometimes envied his ease
in getting on with people when he chose; and his boldness in speaking to
fellow guests and fellow travellers, if he really wanted anything. She
wanted something of them all the time, she wanted their conversation
and their companionship; but in her ignorance of the social arts she was
thrown mainly upon the compassion of the chambermaids. She kept these
talking as long as she could detain them in her rooms; and often fed
them candy (which she ate herself with childish greed) to bribe them to
further delays. If she was staying some days in a hotel, she sent for
the house-keeper, and made all she could of her as a listener, and
as soon as she settled herself for a week, she asked who was the best
doctor in the place. With doctors she had no reserves, and she
poured out upon them the history of her diseases and symptoms in an
inexhaustible flow of statement, conjecture and misgiving, which was
by no means affected by her profound and inexpugnable ignorance of the
principles of health. From time to time she forgot which side her liver
was on, but she had been doctored (as she called it) for all her organs,
and she was willing to be doctored for any one of them that happened
to be in the place where she fancied a present discomfort. She was not
insensible to the claims which her husband's disorders had upon science,
and she liked to end the tale of her own sufferings with some such
appeal as: “I wish you could do something for Mr. Landa, too, docta.”
She made him take a little of each medicine that was left for her; but
in her presence he always denied that there was anything the matter with
him, though he was apt to follow the doctor out of the room, and get a
prescription from him for some ailment which he professed not to believe
in himself, but wanted to quiet Mrs. Lander's mind about.
He rose early, both from long habit, and from the scant sleep of an
elderly man; he could not lie in bed; but his wife always had her
breakfast there and remained so long that the chambermaid had done up
most of the other rooms and had leisure for talk with her. As soon as he
was awake, he stole softly out and was the first in the dining-room for
breakfast. He owned to casual acquaintance in moments of expansion that
breakfast was his best meal, but he did what he could to make it his
worst by beginning with oranges and oatmeal, going forward to beefsteak
and fried potatoes, and closing with griddle cakes and syrup, washed
down with a cup of cocoa, which his wife decided to be wholesomer than
coffee. By the time he had finished such a repast, he crept out of the
dining-room in a state of tension little short of anguish, which he
confided to the sympathy of the bootblack in the washroom.
He always went from having his shoes polished to get a toothpick at the
clerk's desk; and at the Middlemount House, the morning after he had
been that drive with Mrs. Lander, he lingered a moment with his elbows
beside the register. “How about a buckboa'd?” he asked.
“Something you can drive yourself”--the clerk professionally dropped his
eye to the register--“Mr. Lander?”
“Well, no, I guess not, this time,” the little man returned, after a
moment's reflection. “Know anything of a family named Claxon, down the
road, here, a piece?” He twisted his head in the direction he meant.
“This is my first season at Middlemount; but I guess Mr. Atwell will
know.” The clerk called to the landlord, who was smoking in his private
room behind the office, and the landlord came out. The clerk repeated
Mr. Lander's questions.
“Pootty good kind of folks, I guess,” said the landlord provisionally,
through his cigar-smoke. “Man's a kind of univussal genius, but he's got
a nice family of children; smaht as traps, all of 'em.”
“How about that oldest gul?” asked Mr. Lander.
“Well, the'a,” said the landlord, taking the cigar out of his mouth. “I
think she's about the nicest little thing goin'. We've had her up he'e,
to help out in a busy time, last summer, and she's got moo sense than
guls twice as old. Takes hold like--lightnin'.”
“About how old did you say she was?”
“Well, you've got me the'a, Mr. Landa; I guess I'll ask Mis' Atwell.”
“The'e's no hurry,” said Lander. “That buckboa'd be round pretty soon?”
he asked of the clerk.
“Be right along now, Mr. Lander,” said the clerk, soothingly. He stepped
out to the platform that the teams drove up to from the stable, and came
back to say that it was coming. “I believe you said you wanted something
you could drive yourself?”
“No, I didn't, young man,” answered the elder sharply. But the next
moment he added, “Come to think of it, I guess it's just as well. You
needn't get me no driver. I guess I know the way well enough. You put me
in a hitchin' strap.”
“All right, Mr. Lander,” said the clerk, meekly.
The landlord had caught the peremptory note in Lander's voice, and he
came out of his room again to see that there was nothing going wrong.
“It's all right,” said Lander, and went out and got into his buckboard.
“Same horse you had yesterday,” said the young clerk. “You don't need to
spare the whip.”
“I guess I can look out for myself,” said Lander, and he shook the reins
and gave the horse a smart cut, as a hint of what he might expect.
The landlord joined the clerk in looking after the brisk start the horse
made. “Not the way he set off with the old lady, yesterday,” suggested
the clerk.
The landlord rolled his cigar round in his tubed lips. “I guess he's
used to ridin' after a good hoss.” He added gravely to the clerk, “You
don't want to make very free with that man, Mr. Pane. He won't stan'
it, and he's a class of custom that you want to cata to when it comes
in your way. I suspicioned what he was when they came here and took the
highest cost rooms without tu'nin' a haia. They're a class of custom
that you won't get outside the big hotels in the big reso'ts. Yes, sir,”
said the landlord taking a fresh start, “they're them kind of folks that
live the whole yea' round in hotels; no'th in summa, south in winta, and
city hotels between times. They want the best their money can buy, and
they got plenty of it. She”--he meant Mrs. Lander--“has been tellin' my
wife how they do; she likes to talk a little betta than he doos; and I
guess when it comes to society, they're away up, and they won't stun'
any nonsense.”