_Antwerp._ Remember the Reubens and forget the passage over.
_Boulogne._ Remember the Casino and forget the Port.
_Calais._ Remember the Restaurant at the station and forget the dull
surroundings.
_Dieppe._ Remember the Plage and forget the occasional gales.
_Etretat._ Remember the sands and forget the prices.
_Florence._ Remember the pictures and forget the heat.
_Geneva._ Remember the lake and forget the city.
_Heidelberg._ Remember the castle and forget the climbing.
_Interlachen._ Remember the Jung Frau and forget the tourists.
_Japan._ Remember the interesting associations and forget the length
of the journey.
_Lisburn._ Remember that it is little known and forget that it is not
worth seeing.
_Madrid._ Remember that you can get there in two days and forget that
you will regret the time you spend upon the trip.
_Naples._ Remember that you should see the Bay and forget that you are
expected to die immediately afterwards.
_Paris._ Remember that it is always pleasant and forget that the
exception is during August.
_Quebec._ Remember it's in Canada and forget that it's the least
pleasing place in America.
_Rome._ Remember its objects of interest and forget its fever.
_Strasbourg._ Remember that it has a Cathedral and forget that the
clock is a fraud.
_Turin._ Remember that it might be quite worth the journey and forget
that it isn't.
_Venice._ Remember its canals and forget its odours.
_Vichy._ Remember that there is a good hotel and forget that you have
been there a dozen times before.
_Wiesbaden._ Remember the glories of its past and forget the sadness
of its present.
_Zurich._ Remember that it is completely abroad and forget that
there's no place like home.
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[Illustration: GOOD RESOLUTIONS.
_Blenkinsop (on a Friend's Yacht) soliloquises._ "I KNOW ONE THING,
IF EVER I'M RICH ENOUGH TO KEEP A YACHT, I SHALL SPEND THE MONEY IN
HORSES."]
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