CHAPTER XXXI

The romantic Quadruple Alliance—The jarring notes—Princess Louisa’s

objections to her brother’s companion Fräulein Adamovics—The

sentimental life of the Archduke Leopold—He becomes “Herr Wulfling,”

and marries Fräulein Adamovics—Herr and Frau Wulfling run wild

in woods—Herr Wulfling divorces his wife and marries again—His

confidences to Signor Toselli—Princess Louisa’s conception of the

Simple Life—Her manners shock the Swiss—She dismisses M. Giron—Her

marriage to Signor Toselli.

There were wheels within wheels; and the members of the Romantic

Quadruple Alliance were not absolutely united. They could hold together

in the presence of alarums and excursions; but intimacy and reflection

discovered weak points in the combination. The dissidence was not

quite so sudden or pronounced as in the case of those Balkan States

which temporarily made common cause against Turkey; but lines of

cleavage were nevertheless soon revealed, impairing the solidity of the

_entente_, and introducing an appearance of comedy, not to say farce,

into what should have been a drama of sustained and purely serious

interest.

The first jarring note was struck when Princess Louisa made the

acquaintance of Wilhelmina Adamovics. The ex-actress ran into the

bedroom of the ex-Archduchess at Zurich, bursting with affection, and

eager to take a new sister to her arms; but the ex-Archduchess was not

so democratic as all that. Though she had bicycled with the dentist and

made assignations with the tutor, she could not forget that she was a

Habsburg, but retained enough family pride to feel that it should have

been left to her to take the initiative in emotional demonstration.

“The newcomer,” she tells us, “was obviously not of my world”; and she

continues:—

“I was taken aback. I had not expected this, and I did not want it. I

knew, indeed, that Leopold had fallen in love with a beautiful girl

of the people, but it never crossed my mind that he intended to marry

her, and I felt instinctively that her arrival in our midst would

upset all our plans.

“I tried, however, to disguise my annoyance, and to put some warmth

into my greeting, but she was quite impossible, and I subsequently

discovered that she had not even been trained in the rudiments of the

art of behaving at table.”

It was a bad beginning; and it was not made any better by the

representations of the Vienna newspapers that “the flight of the Crown

Princess was exclusively due to her brother Leopold’s influence.” Their

cue seems to have been to depreciate Leopold; and this is the place in

which to reproduce the character sketch of him printed in the _Neue

Freie Presse_:—

“Archduke Leopold Ferdinand” (we there read) “is a very intelligent

man, but somewhat eccentric, whimsical in a high degree, and difficult

to manage. A prominent feature of his character is irony and sarcasm.

He has in this way given much displeasure to officers of high rank,

and this is the only reason why, in spite of his jovial and agreeable

manner, he has made no friends in the army. While at Iglau he was

constantly in conflict with the commander of the regiment. Thus, one

day he went out riding disguised as a lady, in company with another

officer, and was seen and recognised by his commanding officer, who,

of course, took him to task. He hates etiquette, loves free and easy

manners, and has always had little intercourse with the aristocracy,

preferring lively young people of the middle class.”

The free-and-easiness of the Archduke’s manners had, indeed, manifested

itself in the presence of Francis Joseph himself, on the day on which

he was summoned to the Emperor’s presence to be told that his way of

life was dissolute and indecorous. He did not, like John Orth, pelt the

Emperor with the insignia of his Orders; but he found another means,

not less effective, of carrying the war into the enemy’s camp, bowing

politely and responding:

“I hear what you say, sir, but I fail to see why I should pay any

attention to it. If there is a mote in my eye, there is a beam in

yours. When you speak of such matters as these, I do not regard you as

the Emperor of Austria—I merely regard you as Herr Schratt.”

And so saying, he ceremoniously bowed himself out before Francis

Joseph could lay his finger on the electric button which would have

summoned the secret police.

Thus, by that _tu quoque_, he justified his own preference for “lively

young people of the middle-class”; but it nevertheless seems that, in

Switzerland, the particular liveliness of Fräulein Adamovics, after

jarring from the first upon his sister’s taste, came eventually to

jar upon his own. It transpired in the course of time—in the course

of a very short time, in fact—that the tastes, manners, and customs

of Fräulein Adamovics deviated from the healthy norm no less than

those of the more eccentric of the Habsburgs, albeit in a different

direction. Her passion for the simple life and the return to nature

lured her on to proceedings hardly compatible with sanity. The goal of

self-realisation, it seemed to her, could only be attained if men and

women divested themselves of their clothing, and climbed trees in order

to crack nuts.

A strange doctrine truly, and one to be condemned by those pragmatists

who bid us test every doctrine by the touchstone question: “Will it

work?” It found its condemnation in this case, when “Herr Wulfling”

began to translate theory into practice. After running wild in woods

for a season, he was persuaded by the jeers of a passer-by to visit

a barber’s shop; and the sudden sight which he got of himself in the

barber’s mirror—the spectacle of a hirsute savage suggesting a Wild

Man from Borneo—decided him to return to civilisation by the shortest

cut available. He ran to the nearest slop-shop, put himself into a

reach-me-down check-suit, engaged rooms in a _pension_, and shortly

afterwards divorced the wife who had lured him into his amazing

courses, and sought another wife of a more commonplace kind.

His second wife was a Swiss lady—Fräulein Ritter—and his union to

her appears to have been more fortunate. He acquired the rights of

citizenship in the Canton of Zug; and he presently obtained damages

in a Swiss Court of Law against a journalist, who circulated the

report that he had always lived, and was still living, a disorderly

life, and had refused to pay his rates. The dispute about the rates

was only a dispute about an assessment; and the tribunal endorsed

counsel’s favourable estimate of Herr Wulfling’s personal worth. It is

interesting to compare that estimate with the depreciatory paragraph

quoted from the _Neue Freie Presse_; and we may borrow the report of

the _Indépendance Belge_:—

“In Austria” (we there read) “M. Leopold Wulfling was indifferent

to the attractions of fashionable life, but enjoyed himself in

middle-class society. He was understood to be one of the most

cultivated members of the archducal house. He speaks and writes ten or

a dozen languages correctly, and has a knowledge of mathematics and

astronomy which would qualify him to occupy a professorial chair in

any University in the world. He is also an experienced navigator of

the seas. At Salzburg, where he lived for a long time, he became very

popular. His superiors considered him too considerate to the soldiers

serving under his orders. His relations with his father continued to

be extremely cordial even after he had retired from the army. It is

absolutely untrue to say that he has been compelled to abandon the

profession of arms; but the resignation of his titles involved the

resignation of his commission. Note that of all his Orders he has kept

only the modest Cross of Merit bestowed upon the young Archduke by the

Emperor himself for saving two men from drowning.”

Decidedly the Archduke Leopold had the _beau rôle_ on that occasion.

Not only did he leave the Swiss Court without a stain on his character,

but his calumniator narrowly escaped imprisonment for defamation, and

had to pay a heavy fine. It was at about this date that Signor Toselli

made his acquaintance, and was inspired to the following pen portrait

of the Archduke:—

“He was a tall, fine man, fair, stout, loud-voiced, and genial. He

lived in an English boarding-house, where he did exactly as he liked.

He trailed about most of the day in carpet slippers.”

Some may think that that was carrying liberty to the verge of licence;

but it is perhaps not less natural for an Archduke unwittingly to

infringe the etiquette of boarding-houses than for a _parvenu_ to

infringe the etiquette of Courts. In Austria, it has been said, the

aristocracy dare not ask the professors to dinner for fear lest, if

they were worldly enough to dress for the banquet, they should wear

green ties with their dress clothes. Herr Wulfling, at any rate, spoke

his mind about Courts and Kings—and also about his sister:—

“Court life is stupid, dull, and wretched. Everything about it is

insufferable. I cannot breathe at Court. A free man has the world at

his feet, but a Prince or King is the puppet of his surroundings.”

And also, on another occasion:—

“Kings are just like other men. Not one in a hundred is worth a cent;

perhaps even that is an exaggerated estimate. As for my sister, she is

a crazy creature. At her age she might surely keep out of mischief.”

That was rather an unkind criticism, especially so soon after he and

Princess Louisa had made the plunge into the simple life together; but

it appears that, though Princess Louisa had, like her brother, the

courage of her convictions, she was more a creature of impulse, more

inclined to pose, and less consistent in her view of the obligations of

simplicity. Half the journalists of Europe had assembled at Geneva, as

we have seen, to give her a gallery to play to; and she played to that

gallery like an operatic star, taking the air with M. Giron daily, amid

the applause of the collected populace, and thereby somewhat shocking

the opinion of the rigid City of Calvin. This is how, speaking to the

wife of an artist who called on her, she manifested her joy in her

emancipation:—

“What a happy woman you must be to be married to an artist who has a

high standard, and tries to make his life square with it! Then you

are free to do as you please, to dress as you like, to wear out your

clothes. I have often to dress six times a day.”

Perhaps. But Princess Louisa had engaged the whole of the first floor

of the Hotel d’Angleterre for herself and her suite; and it was

remarked that this proceeding seemed to reflect an Archduchess’s rather

than an ascetic’s conception of simplicity. It was remarked, too, that

her literary tastes, in so far as these could be inferred from the

books which she borrowed from the Geneva libraries, appeared to be of a

decadent modernity. Her favourite authors were discovered to be Gérard

de Nerval and Baudelaire: excellent authors, indeed, but not authors

whose message is for the simple and unsophisticated.

But let that pass: this work is not the life of Princess Louisa of

Tuscany. Nor need we dwell upon the withdrawal of M. Giron from

the Princess’s _entourage_, or upon her own nervous breakdown and

consequent retreat into a _maison de santé_. Very possibly the two

events had some connection with each other; but it does not matter. Nor

does the behaviour of M. Giron himself matter, though it is impossible

not to commend him, before one dismisses him, for the chivalry with

which he has kept silence. At the height of the romantic battle,

indeed, he was no more discreet than the rest, and could hardly be

expected to be so. He was very young; and he evidently believed that

great things had happened, and that still greater things were about

to happen. If he and Princess Louisa were going to defy the Habsburg

system by living happily together ever afterwards, there was no reason

why their gestures should not be as defiant as their actions; but that,

as it turned out, was not to be.

Once more there were wheels within wheels; once more there was an

interposition of some sort which threw the machinery out of gear. There

is some reason to believe that the interposition was of a pecuniary

character, though none for believing that M. Giron himself was “bought

off.” But the day nevertheless came when M. Giron discovered that his

mission was terminated. As Princess Louisa puts it:—

“M. Giron did not remain long in Switzerland. My reputation being

thoroughly compromised by his presence, my object was achieved, and he

therefore returned to Brussels.”

It is rather a cold-blooded way of putting it. M. Giron may well have

felt that Princess Louisa was resuming as a woman all the rights which

she had forfeited as an Archduchess. But he raised no public protest at

the time, and he has raised none since, though the wealthy proprietors

of sensational newspapers have often tempted him to do so. One need

seek no other explanation than the fact that he was a gentleman, too

chivalrous to bear malice if there was any to be borne, conscious that

his chivalry had led him into mistaken courses, and only anxious that

the world should forget his error. After all, how many private tutors

of his tender age, however respectably connected, can lay their hands

upon their hearts and vow that they, in his place, would have been

irresponsive to the appeal of a fascinating Crown Princess?

But let that pass too; for our business is only with Princess Louisa,

and with her only in so far as her case illustrates the failure of the

Habsburg system, and the impulse of the family to revolt, as it were,

against itself. No theory of her possessing a double dose of original

sin can justly be invoked to account for her proceedings. The impulse

to revolt was as physiologically sound in her case as in any of the

others; but it was stirred in her too late. She was too radically

affected to be saved by it. There is something pathetic in the picture

of her efforts to recover her balance—so desperate, yet so unavailing.

In her restlessness, if in nothing else, she reminds one a little of

the Empress Elizabeth. One sees her, as one sees the Empress, driven

continually from place to place, seeking she knows not exactly what,

but always failing to find it; but one does not see her, as one sees

the Empress, guarding her secret like a delicate flame which must at

all costs be sheltered from the wind. Her disposition is, rather,

to expose the flame to all the winds which blow, in the hope that

one or other of them may fan it to a blaze. For she is, after all, a

Habsburg; and that is how the Habsburgs differ from the Wittelsbachs.

The contrast has been pointed out already; but the point may be made

again—in French, because there is no exact equivalent in English for

the French phrases. The typical Wittelsbach, sane or insane, is _tout

en dedans_; the typical Habsburg, conventional or unconventional, is

_tout en dehors_.

Princess Louisa’s career exemplified the distinction when she bicycled

in the Park with the dentist, and when she summoned M. Giron to

Switzerland to compromise her. A further illustration of it was

furnished when she affianced herself to that promising young pianist,

Signor Toselli. The contrast leaps to the eyes in Signor Toselli’s

report of the first compliments which she paid him:—

“I love the society of artists. Their views are so noble and so

generous. They are far above the petty prejudices of other men. Their

conversation is stimulating and inspiring. You cannot imagine how

badly they are treated at the Court of Dresden. They are simply paid

their fee and dismissed.”

Even M. Paderewski, the Princess added, would have been simply paid his

fee and dismissed, if she had not herself run forward, with tears in

her eyes, and clasped him by the hand.

The Wittelsbachs do not talk like that, but, entertaining similar

sentiments, act on them more quietly, and more as a matter of course.

Nor does one hear of the Wittelsbachs making their declarations of

love with that dramatic directness with which, if one may trust Signor

Toselli, who has not M. Giron’s instinct for reticence, Princess Louisa

made hers. One does not picture a Wittelsbach putting to a comparative

stranger the straight questions: “Have you ever loved?... Tell me, do

you feel capable of love?” Nor could one readily credit a Wittelsbach

with the naïve vanity of the following announcement of artistic aims

and gifts:—

“I shall write the words to your music. I feel a hitherto unused

talent stirring within me. I can also do sculpture.”

What wonder if Signor Toselli, being only twenty-four, was persuaded by

such exclamations that all the fairy-tales were coming true? And that

though he was warned.

“Do you really know the Crown Princess of Saxony, sir?” said Countess

Fugger to him. “Do you realise her character and the life she has

led? Rather than commit such folly I would advise you to go into the

garden, this very instant, and put a bullet through your brain.”

But the warning fell upon deaf ears; and it is impossible to feel

surprise at its having done so—not only because a child was about to

be born, but also for a good many other reasons. Rank does not cease

to dazzle because the high-born condescend, but often dazzles all the

more effectively, by causing the lowly-born to feel at ease in their

preferment, as well as proud of it. The chances of really romantic

adventure, too, are rare in modern life; and a young musician is even

less likely than most other young men to turn his back on them in a

calculating spirit of sober self-restraint. The blaze of publicity is

not a thing from which the conditions of his calling have taught him to

shrink.

Signor Toselli did not shrink from it, and doubtless he enjoyed his

hour of rapture. He and his bride changed their names with the rapidity

of genius. At the office of the London Registrar, they were, of course,

Signor Toselli and Princess Louisa of Tuscany; but at the Hotel Cecil

they were Signor and Signora San Marcellino, and at the Norfolk Hotel

they were M. and Mme. Dubois. When they started for their honeymoon,

their railway carriage was besieged by reporters; and they may well

have believed that the acclamations of the world’s Press saluted their

definite entrance into the joys of an earthly Paradise.

But, if that was their belief, then they were mistaken in it. In

Princess Louisa’s case, as we have said, the hour of revolt had struck

too late. Her spiritual revolution was, in some respects, rather

like the great French Revolution, which continued to proceed from

excess to excess, and from extravagance to extravagance, long after

its ostensible purpose had been achieved. She might be able to “do

sculpture”; but there were certain other things, more important than

sculpture, which she found it impossible to do. Above all, she could

not settle down and keep her allegiance fixed. She had no sooner

settled down in one place than she wanted to move on and settle down

somewhere else. Like Little Joe, she was “allus a-moving on”; and the

meaningless migrations were a weariness of the flesh to her husband,

and a hindrance to his professional prospects. “You are killing

the artist in me,” he said to the woman who had once assured him that

artists were, of all men, the noblest and the worthiest to be loved.

[Illustration:

_Photo_ _Dover Street Studios_

PRINCESS LOUISA OF TUSCANY

(Ex-Crown Princess of Saxony).

]

After that there was estrangement, culminating in separation, but

mitigated by collaboration in a comic opera—the plot of it based upon

Princess Louisa’s recollection of certain incidents in her career as

Crown Princess of Saxony. The proof is clear that, in her case—if

not also in his—the passion for publicity has survived the passion

for romance; but the end is not yet, and is not likely to prove of a

significance which would warrant the suspension of the publication

of this work until it occurs. Princess Louisa’s story has been an

excursus, albeit a necessary one, seeing that it illustrates, even to

the point of absurdity, the Habsburg habit of doing melodramatic things

melodramatically, as if they felt conscious that, whether they sat on

thrones or slid off them, they owed at once an entertainment and an

object lesson to the admiring curiosity of the world.

And that, of course, is the reason why the Habsburgs have been at once

so interesting and so troublesome to the Head of their House. When they

have sinned, as he would account it—offended, at all events, against

the ancient traditions of the House—they have not been contented

to go out and sin quietly. They have, on the contrary, sinned, if

not strongly, at least demonstratively, as if their business was

everybody’s business, and it behoved both the Courts and the peoples

to take note. And Francis Joseph, on his part, has not failed to

take note, protesting, as it were, against Habsburg side-shows, and

re-asserting those Habsburg principles which the rebels have rejected,

with a vigour which sometimes reminds one of the last roar of a dying

lion.

We must return to him, though, in truth, there remains but little to be

said.

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