did not want her to find him there after she had told him not to put
foot outside his own dooryard. "You wait here," whispered Peter Rabbit,
and crept off through the clover. Pretty soon Johnny Chuck saw Peter
Rabbit steal up behind old Mrs. Chuck and pull four big lettuce leaves
out of her basket.
VI
PETER RABBIT'S RUN FOR LIFE
"I wish I hadn't run away," said Johnny Chuck dolefully, as he and Peter
Rabbit peeped out from the sweet-clover patch and watched old Mrs. Chuck
start for home with her market basket on her arm.
"You ought to think yourself lucky that your mother didn't find you here
in the sweet-clover patch. If it hadn't been for me she would have,"
said Peter Rabbit.
Johnny Chuck's face grew longer and longer. His pants were torn, his leg
was stiff and sore where old Mr. Marsh Hawk had scratched him that
morning, but worse still his conscience pricked him. Yes, Sir, Johnny
Chuck's conscience was pricking him hard, very hard indeed, because he
had run away from home with Peter Rabbit after old Mrs. Chuck had told
him not to leave the yard while she was away. Now he didn't know the way
home.
"Peter Rabbit, I want to go home," said Johnny Chuck suddenly. "Isn't
there a short cut so that I can get home before my mother does?"
"No, there isn't," said Peter Rabbit. "And if there was what good would
it do you? Old Mrs. Chuck would see that tear in your pants and then
you'd catch it!"
"I don't care. Please won't you show me the way home, Peter Rabbit?"
begged Johnny Chuck.
Peter Rabbit yawned lazily as he replied: "What's the use of going now?
You'll catch it anyway, so you might as well stay and have all fun you
can. Say, I know a dandy old house up on the hill. Jimmy Skunk used to
live there, but no one lives in it now. Let's go up and see it. It's a
dandy place."
Now right down in his heart Johnny Chuck knew that he ought to go home,
but he couldn't go unless Peter Rabbit would show him the way, and then
he did want to see that old house. Perhaps Peter Rabbit was right (in
his heart he knew that he wasn't) and he had better have all the fun he
could. So Johnny Chuck followed Peter Rabbit up the hill to the old
house of Jimmy Skunk.
Cobwebs covered the doorway. Johnny Chuck was going to brush them away,
but Peter Rabbit stopped him. "Let's see if there isn't a back door,"
said he. "Then we can use that, and if Bowser the Hound or Farmer
Brown's boy comes along and finds this door they'll think no one ever
lives here any more and you'll be safer than if you were right in your
own home."
So they hunted and hunted, and by and by Johnny Chuck found the back
door way off at one side and cunningly hidden under a tangle of grass.
Inside was a long dark hall and at the end of that a nice big room. It
was very dirty, and Johnny Chuck, who is very neat, at once began to
clean house and soon had it spick and span. Suddenly they heard a voice
outside the front door.
"Doesn't look as if anybody lives here, but seems as if I smell young
rabbit and--yes, I'm sure I smell young chuck, too. Guess I'll have a
look inside."
"It's old Granny Fox," whispered Peter Rabbit, trembling with fright.
Then Peter Rabbit did a very brave thing. He remembered that Johnny
Chuck could not run very fast and that if it hadn't been for him, Johnny
Chuck would be safe at home. "You stay right here," whispered Peter
Rabbit. Then he slipped out the back door. Half-way down the hill he
stopped and shouted:
"Old Granny Fox
Is slower than an ox!"
Then he started for the old brier patch as fast as his long legs could
take him, and after him ran Granny Fox.
Peter Rabbit was running for his life. There was no doubt about it.
Right behind him, grinding her long white teeth, her eyes snapping, ran
old Granny Fox. Peter Rabbit did not like to think what would happen to
him if she should catch him.
Peter Rabbit was used to running for his life. He had to do it at least
once every day. But usually he was near a safe hiding place and he
rather enjoyed the excitement. This time, however, the only place of
safety he could think of was the friendly old brier patch, and that was
a long way off.
Back at the old house on the hill, where Granny Fox had discovered Peter
Rabbit, was little Johnny Chuck, trembling with fright. He crept to the
back door of the old house to watch. He saw Granny Fox getting nearer
and nearer to Peter Rabbit.
"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! She'll catch Peter Rabbit! She'll catch Peter
Rabbit!" wailed Johnny Chuck, wringing his hands in despair.
It certainly looked as if Granny Fox would. She was right at Peter
Rabbit's heels. Poor, happy-go-lucky, little Peter Rabbit! Two more
jumps and Granny Fox would have him! Johnny Chuck shut his eyes tight,
for he didn't want to see.
But Peter Rabbit had no intention of being caught so easily. While he
had seemed to be running his very hardest, really he was not. And all
the time he was watching Granny Fox, for Peter Rabbit's big eyes are so
placed that he can see behind him without turning his head. So he knew
when Granny Fox was near enough to catch him in one more jump. Then
Peter Rabbit dodged. Yes, Sir, Peter Rabbit dodged like a flash, and
away he went in another direction lipperty-lipperty-lip, as fast as he
could go.
Old Granny Fox had been so sure that in another minute she would have
tender young rabbit for her dinner that she had begun to smile and her
mouth actually watered. She did not see where she was going. All she saw
was the white patch on the seat of Peter Rabbit's trousers bobbing up
and down right in front of her nose.
When Peter Rabbit dodged, something surprising happened. Johnny Chuck,
who had opened his eyes to see if all was over, jumped up and shouted
for joy, and did a funny little dance in the doorway of the old house on
the hill. Peter had dodged right in front of a wire fence, a fence with
ugly, sharp barbs, and right smack into it ran Granny Fox! It scratched
her face and tore her bright red cloak. It threw her back flat on the
ground, with all the wind knocked out of her body.
When finally she had gotten her breath and scrambled to her feet, Peter
Rabbit was almost over to the friendly old brier patch. He stopped and
sat up very straight. Then he put his hands on his hips and shouted:
"Run, Granny, run!
Here comes a man who's got a gun!"
Granny Fox started nervously and looked this way and looked that way.
There was no one in sight. Then she shook a fist at Peter Rabbit and
started to limp off home.
Johnny Chuck gave a great sigh of relief. "My," said he, "I wish I was
as smart as Peter Rabbit!"
"You will be if you live long enough," said a voice right behind him. It
was old Mr. Toad.
Mr. Toad and Johnny Chuck sat in the doorway of the old house on the
hill and watched old Granny Fox limp off home. "I wonder what it would
seem like not to be afraid of anything in the whole world," said Johnny
Chuck.
"People who mind their own business and don't get into mischief don't
need to be afraid of anything," said Mr. Toad.
Johnny Chuck remembered how safe he had always felt at home with old
Mrs. Chuck and how many times and how badly he had been frightened since
he ran away that morning. "I guess perhaps you are right, Mr. Toad,"
said Johnny Chuck doubtfully.
"Of course I'm right," replied Mr. Toad. "Of course I'm right. Look at
me; I attend strictly to my own affairs and no one ever bothers me."
"That's because you are so homely that no one wants you for a dinner
when he can find anything else," said Peter Rabbit, who had come up from
the friendly old brier patch.
"Better be homely than to need eyes in the back of my head to keep my
skin whole," retorted Mr. Toad. "Now I don't know what it is to be
afraid."
"Not of old Granny Fox?" asked Johnny Chuck.
"No," said Mr. Toad.
"Nor Bowser the Hound?"
"No," said Mr. Toad. "He's a friend of mine." Then Mr. Toad swelled
himself up very big. "I'm not afraid of anything under the sun," boasted
Mr. Toad.
Peter Rabbit looked at Johnny Chuck and slowly winked one eye. "I guess
I'll go up the hill and have a look around," said Peter Rabbit, hitching
up his trousers. So Peter Rabbit went off up the hill, while Mr. Toad
smoothed down his dingy white waistcoat and told Johnny Chuck what a
foolish thing fear is.
By and by there was a queer rustling in the grass back of them. Mr. Toad
hopped around awkwardly. "What was that?" he whispered.
"Just the wind in the grass, I guess," said Johnny Chuck.
For a while all was still and Mr. Toad settled himself comfortably and
began to talk once more. "No, Sir," said Mr. Toad, "I'm not afraid of
anything."
Just then there was another rustle in the grass, a little nearer than
before. Mr. Toad certainly was nervous. He stretched up on the tips of
his toes and looked in the direction of the sound. Then Mr. Toad turned
pale. Yes, Sir, Mr. Toad actually turned pale! His big, bulging eyes
looked as if they would pop out of his head.
"I--I must be going," said Mr. Toad hastily. "I quite forgot an
important engagement down on the Green Meadows. If Mr. Blacksnake should
happen to call, don't mention that you have seen me, will you, Johnny
Chuck?"
Johnny Chuck looked over in the grass. Something long and slim and black
was wriggling through it. When he turned about again, Mr. Toad was
half-way down the hill, going with such big hops that three times he
fell flat on his face, and when he picked himself up he didn't even stop
to brush off his clothes.
"I wonder what it seems like not to be afraid of anything in the world?"
said a voice right behind Johnny Chuck.
There stood Peter Rabbit laughing so that he had to hold his sides, and
in one hand was the end of an old leather strap which he had fooled Mr.
Toad into thinking was Mr. Blacksnake.
VII
A JOKER FOOLED
Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck sat in the doorway of Jimmy Skunk's
deserted old house on the hill and looked down across the Green Meadows.
Every few minutes Peter Rabbit would chuckle as he thought of how he had
fooled Mr. Toad into thinking that an old leather strap was Mr.
Blacksnake.
"Is Mr. Blacksnake so very dangerous?" asked Johnny Chuck, who had seen
very little of the world.
"Not for you or me," replied Peter Rabbit, "because we've grown too big
for him to swallow. But he would like nothing better than to catch Mr.
Toad for his dinner. But if you ever meet Mr. Blacksnake, be polite to
him. He is very quick tempered, is Mr. Blacksnake, but if you don't
bother him he'll not bother you. My goodness, I wonder what's going on
down there in the alders!"
Johnny Chuck looked over to the alder thicket. He saw Sammy Jay, Blacky
the Crow and Mrs. Redwing sitting in the alders. They were calling back
and forth, apparently very much excited. Peter Rabbit looked this way
and that way to see if the coast was clear.
"Come on, Johnny Chuck, let's go down and see what the trouble is," said
he, for you know Peter Rabbit has a great deal of curiosity.
So down to the alder thicket skipped Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck as
fast as they could go. Half-way there they were joined by Danny Meadow
Mouse, for he too had heard the fuss and wanted to know what it all
meant.
"What's the matter?" asked Peter Rabbit of Sammy Jay, but Sammy was too
excited to answer and simply pointed down into the middle of the alder
thicket. So the three of them, one behind the other, very softly crept
in among the alders. A great commotion was going on among the dead
leaves. Danny Meadow Mouse gave one look, then he turned as pale as did
Mr. Toad when Peter Rabbit fooled him with the old leather strap. "This
is no place for me!" exclaimed Danny Meadow Mouse, and started for home
as fast as he could run.
Partly under an old log lay Mr. Blacksnake. There seemed to be something
the matter with him. He looked sick, and threshed and struggled till he
made the leaves fly. Sammy Jay and Blacky the Crow and Mrs. Redwing
called all sorts of insulting things to him, but he paid no attention to
them. Once Mrs. Redwing darted down and pecked him sharply. But Mr.
Blacksnake seemed quite helpless.
"What's the matter with him?" asked Johnny Chuck in a whisper.
"Nothing. Wait and you'll see. Sammy Jay and Mrs. Redwing better watch
out or they'll be sorry," replied Peter Rabbit.
Just then Mr. Blacksnake wedged his head in under the old log and began
to push and wriggle harder than ever. Then Johnny Chuck gasped. Mr.
Blacksnake was crawling out of his clothes! Yes, Sir, his old suit was
coming off wrong side out, just like a glove, and underneath he wore a
splendid new suit of shiny black!
"It's time for us to be moving," whispered Peter Rabbit. "After Mr.
Blacksnake has changed his clothes he is pretty short tempered. Just
hear him hiss at Mrs. Redwing and Sammy Jay!"
They tiptoed out of the alder thicket and started back for the old house
on the hill. Peter Rabbit suddenly giggled out loud. "To-morrow," said
Peter Rabbit "we'll come back and get Mr. Blacksnake's old suit and have
some fun with Danny Meadow Mouse."
The next morning Danny Meadow Mouse sat on his doorstep nodding. He was
dreaming that his tail was long like the tails of all his cousins. One
of Old Mother West Wind's Merry Little Breezes stole up and whispered in
his ear. Danny Meadow Mouse was awake, wide awake in an instant. "So
Peter Rabbit is going to play a joke on me and scare me into fits!" said
Danny Meadow Mouse.
"Yes," said the Merry Little Breeze, "for I overheard him telling
Johnny Chuck all about it."
Danny Meadow Mouse began to laugh softly to himself. "Will you do
something for me?" he asked the Merry Little Breeze.
"Sure," replied the Merry Little Breeze.
"Then go find Cresty the Fly-catcher and tell him that I want to see
him," said Danny Meadow Mouse.
The Merry Little Breeze hurried away, and pretty soon back he came with
Cresty the Fly-catcher.
Now all this time Peter Rabbit had been very busy planning his joke on
Danny Meadow Mouse. He and Johnny Chuck had gone down to the alder
thicket, where they had seen Mr. Blacksnake change his clothes, and they
had found his old suit just as he had left it.
"We'll take this up and stretch it out behind a big tussock of grass
near the home of Danny Meadow Mouse," chuckled Peter Rabbit. "Then I'll
invite Danny Meadow Mouse to take a walk, and when we come by the
tussock of grass he will think he sees Mr. Blacksnake himself all ready
to swallow him. Then we'll see some fun."
So they carried Mr. Blacksnake's old suit of clothes and hid it behind
the big tussock of grass, and arranged it to look as much like Mr.
Blacksnake as they could. Then Johnny Chuck went back to the old house
on the hill to watch the fun, while Peter Rabbit went to call on Danny
Meadow Mouse.
"Good morning, Peter Rabbit," said Danny Meadow Mouse politely.
"Good morning, Danny Meadow Mouse," replied Peter Rabbit. "Don't you
want to take a walk with me this fine morning?"
"I'll be delighted to go," said Danny Meadow Mouse, reaching for his
hat.
So they started out to walk and presently they came to the big tussock
of grass.
Peter Rabbit stopped. "Excuse me, while I tie up my shoe. You go ahead
and I'll join you in a minute," said Peter Rabbit.
So Danny Meadow Mouse went ahead. As soon as his back was turned Peter
Rabbit clapped both hands over his mouth to keep from laughing, for you
see he expected to see Danny Meadow Mouse come flying back in great
fright the minute he turned the big tussock and saw Mr. Blacksnake's old
suit.
Peter Rabbit waited and waited, but no Danny Meadow Mouse. What did it
mean? Peter stopped laughing and peeped around the big tussock. There
sat Danny Meadow Mouse with both hands clapped over his mouth, and
laughing till the tears rolled down his cheeks, and Mr. Blacksnake's old
suit was nowhere to be seen.
"He laughs best who laughs last," said Danny Meadow Mouse to himself,
late that afternoon, as he sat on his doorstep and chuckled softly.
When he had first heard from a Merry Little Breeze that Peter Rabbit and
Johnny Chuck were planning to play a joke on him and scare him into fits
with a suit of Mr. Blacksnake's old clothes, he had tried very hard to
think of some way to turn the joke on the jokers. Then he had remembered
Cresty the Fly-catcher and had sent for him.
Now Cresty the Fly-catcher is a handsome fellow. In fact he is quite the
gentleman, and does not look at all like one who would be at all
interested in any one's old clothes. But he is. He is never satisfied
until he has lined the hollow in the old apple-tree, which is his home,
with the old clothes of Mr. Snake.
So when Danny Meadow Mouse sent for him and whispered in his ear Cresty
the Fly-catcher smiled broadly and winked knowingly. "I certainly will
be there, Danny Meadow Mouse, I certainly will be there," said he. And
he was there. He had hidden in a tree close by the big tussock of grass,
behind which Peter Rabbit had planned to place Mr. Blacksnake's old suit
so as to scare Danny Meadow Mouse. His eyes had sparkled when he saw
what a fine big suit it was. "My, but this will save me a lot of
trouble," said he to himself. "It's the finest old suit I've ever seen."
The minute Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck had turned their backs down
dropped Cresty the Fly-catcher, picked up Mr. Blacksnake's old suit,
and taking it with him, once more hid in the tree. Presently back came
Peter Rabbit with Danny Meadow Mouse. You know what had happened then.
Cresty the Fly-catcher had nearly dropped his prize, it tickled him so
to see Peter Rabbit on one side of the big tussock laughing fit to kill
himself at the scare he thought Danny Meadow Mouse would get when he
first saw Mr. Blacksnake's old suit, and on the other side of the big
tussock Danny Meadow Mouse laughing fit to kill himself over the
surprise Peter Rabbit would get when he found that Mr. Blacksnake's old
clothes had disappeared.
Pretty soon Peter Rabbit had stopped laughing and peeped around the big
tussock. There sat Danny Meadow Mouse laughing fit to kill himself, but
not a trace of the old suit which was to have given him such a scare.
Peter couldn't believe his own eyes, for he had left it there not three
minutes before. Of course it wouldn't do to say anything about it, so he
had hurried around the big tussock as if he was merely trying to catch
up.
"What are you laughing at, Danny Meadow Mouse?" asked Peter Rabbit.
"I was thinking what a joke it would be if we could only find an old
suit of Mr. Blacksnake's and fool old Mr. Toad into thinking that it was
Mr. Blacksnake himself," replied Danny Meadow Mouse. "What are you
looking for, Peter Rabbit? Have you lost something?"
"No," said Peter Rabbit. "I thought I heard footsteps, and I was looking
to see if it could be Reddy Fox creeping through the grass."
Danny Meadow Mouse had stopped laughing. "Excuse me, Peter Rabbit,"
said he hurriedly, "I've just remembered an important engagement." And
off he started for home as fast as he could go.
And to this day Peter Rabbit doesn't know what became of Mr.
Blacksnake's old clothes.
VIII
THE FUSS IN THE BIG PINE
Peter Rabbit hopped down the Crooked Little Path to the Lone Little Path
and down the Lone Little Path to the home of Johnny Chuck. Johnny Chuck
sat on his doorstep dreaming. They were very pleasant dreams, very
pleasant dreams indeed. They were such pleasant dreams that for once
Johnny Chuck forgot to put his funny little ears on guard. So Johnny
Chuck sat on his doorstep dreaming and heard nothing.
Lipperty-lipperty-lip down the Lone Little Path came Peter Rabbit. He
saw Johnny Chuck and he stopped long enough to pluck a long stem of
grass. Then very, very softly he stole up behind Johnny Chuck. Reaching
out with the long stem of grass, he tickled one of Johnny Chuck's ears.
Johnny Chuck slapped at his ear with a little black hand, for he thought
a fly was bothering him, just as Peter Rabbit meant that he should.
Peter tickled the other ear. Johnny Chuck shook his head and slapped at
this with the other little black hand. Peter almost giggled. He sat
still a few minutes, then tickled Johnny Chuck again. Johnny slapped
three or four times at the imaginary fly. This time Peter clapped both
hands over his mouth to keep from laughing.
Once more he tickled Johnny Chuck. This time Johnny jumped clear off his
doorstep. Peter laughed before he could clap his hands over his mouth.
Of course Johnny Chuck heard him and whirled about. When he saw Peter
Rabbit and the long stem of grass he laughed, too.
"Hello, Peter Rabbit! You fooled me that time. Where'd you come from?"
asked Johnny Chuck.
"Down the Lone Little Path from the Crooked Little Path and down the
Crooked Little Path from the top of the Hill," replied Peter Rabbit.
Then they sat down side by side on Johnny Chuck's doorstep to watch
Reddy Fox hunting for his dinner on the Green Meadows.
Pretty soon they heard Blacky the Crow cawing very loudly. They could
see him on the tip-top of a big pine in the Green Forest on the edge of
the Green Meadows.
"Caw, caw, caw," shouted Blacky the Crow, at the top of his lungs.
In a few minutes they saw all of Blacky's aunts and uncles and cousins
flying over to join Blacky at the big pine in the midst of the Green
Forest. Soon there was a big crowd of crows around the big pine, all
talking at once. Such a racket! Such a dreadful racket! Every few
minutes one of them would fly into the big pine and yell at the top of
his lungs. Then all would caw together. Another would fly into the big
pine and they would do it all over again.
Peter Rabbit began to get interested, for you know Peter has a very
great deal of curiosity.
"Now I wonder what Blacky the Crow and his aunts and his uncles and his
cousins are making such a fuss about," said Peter Rabbit.
"I'm sure I don't know," replied Johnny Chuck. "They seem to be having a
good time, anyway. My gracious, how noisy they are!"
Just then along came Sammy Jay, who is, as you know, first cousin to
Blacky the Crow. He was coming from the direction of the big pine.
"Sammy! Oh, Sammy Jay! What is all that fuss about over in the big
pine?" shouted Peter Rabbit.
Sammy Jay stopped and carefully brushed his handsome blue coat, for
Sammy Jay is something of a dandy. He appeared not to have heard Peter
Rabbit.
"Sammy Jay, are you deaf?" inquired Peter Rabbit.
Now of course Sammy Jay had seen Peter Rabbit and Johnny Chuck all the
time, but he looked up as if very much surprised to find them there.
"Oh, hello, Peter Rabbit!" said Sammy Jay. "Did you speak to me?"
"No, oh, no," replied Peter Rabbit in disgust. "I was talking to
myself, just thinking out loud. I was wondering how many nuts a Jay
could steal if he had the chance."
Johnny Chuck chuckled and Sammy Jay looked foolish. He couldn't find a
word to say, for he knew that all the little meadow people knew how he
once was caught stealing Happy Jack's store of nuts.
"I asked what all that fuss over in the big pine is about," continued
Peter Rabbit.
"Oh," said Sammy Jay, "my cousin, Blacky the Crow, found Hooty the Owl
asleep over there, and now he and his aunts and his uncles and his
cousins are having no end of fun with him. You know Hooty the Owl cannot
see in the daytime very well, and they can do almost anything to him
that they want to. It's great sport."
"I don't see any sport in making other people uncomfortable," said
Johnny Chuck.
"Nor I," said Peter Rabbit. "I'd be ashamed to own a cousin like Blacky
the Crow. I like people who mind their own affairs and leave other
people alone."
Sammy Jay ran out his tongue at Peter Rabbit.
"You are a nice one to talk about minding other folk's affairs!" jeered
Sammy Jay.
"Peter Rabbit's ears are long;
I wonder why! I wonder why!
Because to hear what others say
He's bound to try! he's bound to try."
It was Peter Rabbit's turn to look discomfited.
"Anyway, I don't try to bully and torment others and I don't steal," he
retorted.
"Sammy Jay's a handsome chap
And wears a coat of blue.
I wonder if it's really his
Or if he stole _that_, too."
Just then Johnny Chuck's sharp eyes caught sight of something stealing
along the edge of the Green Meadows toward the Green Forest and the big
pine.
"There's Farmer Brown's boy with a gun," cried Johnny Chuck. "There's
going to be trouble at the big pine if Blacky the Crow doesn't watch
out. That's what comes of being so noisy."
Peter Rabbit and Sammy Jay stopped quarreling to look. Sure enough,
there was Farmer Brown's boy with his gun. He had heard Blacky the Crow
and his aunts and his uncles and his cousins and he had hurried to get
his gun, hoping to take them by surprise.