MY FIRST AND LAST STEEPLE-CHASE

In the year 1859, the Irish militia regiment in which I had the honour

to hold a commission was disembodied; but, as a reward for our

distinguished services at Portsmouth, where we mounted guard daily on

the dockyards for more than twelve months, each subaltern was presented

with a gratuity of six months' pay--a boon that must have been highly

appreciated at the time by our much-enduring and long-suffering

tailors, into whose pockets most of the money, in the end, found its

way.

Dick Maunsel, the senior lieutenant, and myself were cousins, and (as

the old chief never lost a chance of telling us when we got into

trouble) "always hunted in couples." Our fathers' allowance had been

liberal. We were free from debt--that "Old Man of the Sea," which too

often hangs like a millstone about the British subaltern's neck--and,

finding ourselves at liberty, as a matter of course determined to go

off somewhere and get rid of our pay together. Much beer and tobacco

were consumed in the various "corobberys" held to talk the matter over;

and at length it was decided that we should take a lodge at a small

watering-place, well known to both, on the south-west coast of Ireland,

and there abide until something better turned up.

I don't think, under the circumstances, we could have made a much

better choice. The salmon and sea-fishing were excellent; when the

shooting season came round, most of the moors in the neighbourhood were

free to us. The summer had been unusually hot; we were tired of town

life, and longing to divest ourselves of the "war paint," "bury the

hatchet," and get away to some quiet bay by the Atlantic, where we

could do what seemed right in our own eyes, free from the eternal

pipeclay and conventionalities with which we had been hampered. "Last,

not least," at a ball given before the regiment left Ireland, we had

met two girls, sisters, who usually spent the season there, and, if the

truth must be told, I believe they had hit us so hard we were

"crippled" from flying very far. So, after an impartial distribution of

the regimental plate, and a rather severe night at mess, to finish the

remains of the cellar, we bade farewell to our companions in arms, and

found ourselves once more in "dear old dirty Dublin," _en route_ for

the south.

One evening, about six weeks after our arrival at Aunaghmore, we were

lying on the cliffs, watching the trawlers as they drifted slowly up

with the tide. The day had been dark and misty, with some thunder far

out at sea; but it cleared up as the sun went down, and I was pointing

out to Dick, who had been unusually silent, the remarkable likeness

between the scene before us and one of Turner's best-known pictures,

when he interrupted me suddenly, saying--

"I'll tell you a story, Frank. When a boy, I remember starting one

morning with poor Ferguson (the owner of Harkaway) to ride one of his

horses in a private match. We took a short cut across an old mountain

road, and coming out on the brow of the hill which commanded one of the

finest views in Ireland, I pulled up my horse to call Ferguson's

attention to it. 'For heaven's sake, sir,' he said impatiently, 'think

on something that will do you good.' And just at this moment, old man,

I feel half inclined to agree with him. How much money have you left?"

Without speaking, I handed him my purse, the contents of which he

counted slowly over, saying, "I think we shall have enough."

"Enough for what?" I asked.

"For a ball," he replied coolly. "The people here have been very civil

to us, and we owe them some return. There are plenty of girls in the

neighbourhood to make a very good one; men are scarce; but we can ask

the "Plungers" over from ---- Barracks. Besides, I promised Emily last

night, and there's no getting out of it."

I ventured mildly to suggest that the regiment didn't get out of the

last under a couple of hundred, and that we had not half that between

us.

"My dear fellow," he replied, "this is quite another affair altogether.

We can borrow the club archery tent for a ballroom. There are many

things, game, &c., to be had for nothing here. My sisters are coming

over on a visit; they will look after the details. It will be a great

success, and we shall only have wine and lights to pay for."

"And how far," I asked, with a slight sneer, "will the money left go in

getting those, not to speak of other essentials that must be provided?"

"I have arranged all that as well," answered Dick, with the air of a

man who had thoroughly mastered the subject. "The races here come off

the end of August. There is a £50 Plate to be run for on the flat, and

a steeple-chase as well. I know all the horses likely to start. With

one exception (Father B.'s) ours can give them a stone for either

event. The priest can't run his horse; the new bishop has been down on

him. We can send for ours: plenty of time for a rough preparation.

Thanks to the hot weather, and that confounded drill, you can still

ride eleven stone. There now, what more do you want? Come along to the

lodge, and we will talk the matter over comfortably."

I certainly had my misgivings as to the practicability of Dick's

scheme, but knew him too long and well to doubt his attempting it at

all events. I could, of course, refuse to join, and leave him to his

own devices; but we had pulled through too many scrapes together for

that. To do him justice, he generally succeeded in whatever he

undertook; and whether it was owing to his eloquence, some of his

father's old claret, or both combined, before we separated that night I

had entered heart and soul into his plans.

We lost no time in commencing our preparations. Within a week the

horses had arrived; then Dick's sisters--two fine light-hearted girls,

full of fun and mischief--came over. After that there was no rest for

me. No unhappy adjutant of a newly-embodied militia or volunteer

regiment ever had more or a greater variety of work on hand. Sunrise

generally found me in the saddle, giving the horses a gallop on the

sands--a performance which had to be repeated twice during the day,

Dick's weight, some sixteen stone, preventing him from giving me any

assistance. I was overhead in love, besides, and four hours at least

had to be devoted to the object of my affections. We kept open house;

game and fish had to be provided for the larder, and the girls were

always wanting something or other from the neighbouring town, which

they declared only I could get; so between all, my time was fully

occupied, and seemed to fly.

If Mr Mill's bill for giving ladies the franchise had been in force

then, I think Dick and myself would have had a fair chance of

representing the county. So soon as our intention to give a race ball

was known, we became the most popular men in it. Offers of supplies and

assistance came pouring in from all quarters. Plate, china, and glass

arrived so fast, and in such quantities, the lodge could not contain

them, and we were obliged to pitch the tent. As the time drew near, the

preparation and bustle increased tenfold. Our life was one continual

picnic. From early morning until late at night, the house was crowded

with girls laughing, flirting, trying on ball-dresses, and assisting in

the decorating of the tent. We never thought of sitting down to dinner,

but took it where, when, and how we could. _Ay de mi!_ I have been in

some hospitable houses since, where the owners kept _chefs_, and prided

themselves, not unjustly, on the quality of their cellars; but I never

enjoyed myself so much, and, I fear, never shall, as those scrambling

dinners, though the bill of fare often consisted of cold grouse, washed

down by a tankard of beer--taken, too, standing in the corner of a

pantry, surrounded by a host of pretty girls, all of them engaged in

teasing and administering to my wants.

Early one morning, about a week before the races were to come off, I

was engaged as usual, exercising Dick's hunter on the course, when, at

a little distance, I saw a horse in body-clothes cantering along with

that easy stride peculiar to thorough-breds. For some time the rider

appeared anxious to avoid me, increasing the pace as I came near, until

the animal I rode, always headstrong, broke away and soon ranged

alongside.

"Whose horse is that?" I inquired of the groom.

"My master's, yer honour," he replied, without a smile, slackening his

pace at the same time, as mine raced past.

When I succeeded in pulling up again, the fellow was galloping away in

another direction. I had seen enough, however: there was no mistaking

those flat sinewy legs. So, setting the horse's head straight for the

lodge, I went up to Dick's room. He was in bed, but awake; and though

his face slightly lengthened when I told him I was certain the priest's

horse had arrived, he answered coolly enough--

"You need not look so serious, Frank; at the worst, it is only a case

of selling Madman, and I have had a good offer for him. It is too bad

of the priest, though, to spoil our little game. They told me the

bishop had sat on him; but of course he will run in another name. I

should have known an old fox like that would have more than one earth.

He won't be able to go in for the double event, that is certain. His

horse can't jump. The steeplechase is ours; so come and have a swim.

After breakfast we will see what can be done."

Unfortunately there was no help for it. The priest's horse had carried

off a Queen's Plate at the Curragh, and, safe and well at the post,

could win as he pleased. It was too late for us to draw back, however,

even if we were disposed that way. The invitations for the ball (which

was to come off the night of the races) were out. So, consoling

ourselves as well as it was possible under the circumstances, we

continued our preparations, looking well after the horses, determined

not to throw away a chance.

Misfortunes seldom come alone. The day before the race, so ardently

looked forward to, arrived at last. I had been engaged in unpacking the

flowers that were arriving all the afternoon from the neighbouring

conservatories, while Dick was amusing himself brewing cold punch in

the lodge. The girls were out walking; and, when my work was over, I

took a stroll along the beach to meet them. Up to this time the weather

had been glorious; such a summer and autumn as few could remember: but

now I saw, with some anxiety, there was every appearance of an

unfavourable change. Although not a breath of wind stirred, the

ground-swell broke heavily on the bar, and there was a greenish look in

the sky where the sun was setting, that boded no good. The curlews were

unusually noisy, their clear, shrill whistle resounding on all sides,

and large flocks of sea-birds were flying in towards the land. A

fishing-boat had just made fast to the pier, and the owner came forward

to meet me.

"What luck this evening, Barney?" I inquired.

"Just middlin', yer honour. There's a dozen of lobsters, a John Dory,

and a turbot. I'll send them to the lodge. The oysters went up this

morning--iligant ones, they wor; raal jewels."

"All right, Barney--what do you think of the weather?"

"Sorra one of me likes it, at all. Them thieves of seals are rollin'

about like _purposes_, and it isn't for nothin' they do that same.

It'll be a Ballintogher wind, too, before long, I'm thinkin'."

"A what?" I exclaimed.

"The very question the captain axed my brother. It was the first time

iver he went to say, and they wor lyin' somewhere off Afrikay. The

captin was walkin' the quarter-deck when my brother comes up to him,

and says, 'Captain Leslie, you had better shorten sail.'

"'Why so?' ses the captin, very sharp.

"'Bekase it's a Ballintogher wind.'

"'And what the d----l wind may that be?'

"'Oh murther!' ses my brother. 'There you are, wandherin' about the

world all yer life, and didn't hear of a Ballintogher wind, when there

isn't a gossoon in my counthry doesn't know the village it comes from,

and that it niver brought anything but cowld storm and misforthin'

along with it.'

"Well, with that, they all tuk to laughin' like to split their sides at

my brother, an' the captin, he towld him to go forrid and mind his

work; but faith, they worn't laughin' two hours afther, when the ship

rowled the masts out of her, and they wor wracked among the haythens.

But wind or no wind, yer honour, I suppose the races will come off?"

"So I hear, Barney."

"I'm towld there's to be a fight between the Flahertys and the

O'Donnells; but shure av the priest's there it's no use for them to

try."

"Why not, Barney?"

"He's mighty handy with a hunting-whip, an' has got a bad curse

besides. He hot Mickey Devine over the head, for trying to rise a row

at the fair of Dingle, and left a hole in it you might put your fist

in. It was no great things of a head at the best of times, but faith,

he's quare in it at the full of the moon iver since. He cursed Paddy

Keolaghan, too, last Easter, an' the luck left him. His nets wor

carried away, the boat stove in, and the pig died. I don't give in to

the pig myself, for they let him get at the long lines afther they wor

baited; and sure enough when the craythur died, there was fifteen hooks

in his inside, enough to kill any baste. Besides, his reverence is very

partikler, an' wouldn't curse a Christian out of his own parish; but

it's not lucky to cross him anyhow; an' if he's there to-morrow, sorra

bit of fun we'll have. They say yer honours are for givin' a ball

afther the races."

"So we are, Barney; and that reminds me--tell the girls to come up the

next night, and we'll give them a dance before the tent is taken down."

"Long life to yer honour! It's proud and happy they will be to go.

Here's the young ladies comin'. Good evenin', sir! We'll be on the

coorse to-morrow, an' see you get fair play, anyhow."

The tent-ropes flapped ominously that night as we turned in, and before

morning a storm came on which increased to a hurricane, when our party

assembled for breakfast, and looked out disconsolately enough at the

boiling sea, dimly visible through the driving rain and spray that

dashed in sheets of water against the glass. Already numbers of the

peasantry, on their way to the course, were staggering along the road,

vainly trying to shelter themselves from the furious blast which made

the very walls of the lodge shake. Taking advantage of a slight lull,

we managed to get a young fir-tree propped up against the pole of the

tent, and had just returned to the house when a well-appointed

four-in-hand came at a sharp trot up the avenue.

"Here come the Plungers," said Dick. "Plucky fellows to drive over

fourteen miles such a morning."

While he was speaking, a dozen bearded men got down and stalked

solemnly into the room. In a few minutes the ladies of our party made

their appearance, and before long the new comers were busily engaged in

some fashion or another. I have often admired the way in which Irish

ladies contrive to make the "lords of the creation" useful, but never

saw it more strongly exemplified than on the present occasion. Here you

might see a grave colonel employed in the composition of a lobster

salad; there a V.C. opening oysters as industriously as an old woman at

a stall; while in a snug corner, a couple of cornets were filling

custard cups and arranging flowers. To do the gallant fellows justice

they accepted the situation frankly, and set to work like men, while at

every fresh blast the girls' spirits seemed to rise higher; and before

long a merrier party could hardly be found anywhere. Twelve o'clock had

now come round, at which time, it was unanimously agreed, the day must

clear up; and a slight gleam of watery sunshine appearing, we all

started to carry the things over to the supper-room of the tent. As we

mustered a tolerably strong party, in less than an hour this was

effected, not, however, without sundry mishaps; one poor cornet being

blown right over a fence, into a wet ditch, with his burden.

We were all so much engaged laying out the tables, that the increasing

darkness of the day was scarcely remarked until a vivid flash of

lightning, followed by a loud peal of thunder which broke directly

overhead, made the boldest pause for a moment in his occupation. The

storm, which had gone down considerably, burst forth again worse than

ever, the tent-pole swayed to and fro like a fishing-rod, and the

fir-tree we had lashed alongside for additional security threatened

every moment to come down by the run. Matters were beginning to look

serious, when Dick, snatching a carving-knife from the table, cut an

opening in the wall of the tent, through which we all bolted into the

open air. Hardly had we got clear of the ropes, when the tent-pole

snapped, the pegs gave way, the roof flew off down the wind, and with a

crash of broken glass, heard distinctly above the howling of the wind

and sea, the whole fabric came to the ground, burying all our materials

and the greater part of the supper in the ruins.

All was over now,--"the stars in their courses" had fought against us.

There was no use in contending against fate and the elements; so, after

seeing the girls safe in shelter, and leaving the dragoons to test the

merits of Dick's cold punch, I filled my largest pipe with the

strongest cavendish, and had walked round to the lee of the house, to

blow a cloud in peace, and think over what was best to be done, when a

window opened above, and looking up, I saw a bright sunny face framed

against the dark scowling sky, and heard a voice call out, "Wait there

one moment, Frank; I am coming down."

Without giving me time to reply, the face disappeared, but immediately

afterwards a small slight figure, closely muffled up, glided round the

corner, and put its arm in mine, while a pair of blue eyes looked up

appealingly in my face.

"Don't look so down-hearted, Frank, or you will make me cry. I could

hardly keep from it, when I saw the tent in ruins, and heard that

dreadful crash. All Lady ----'s old china, I promised to take such care

of, and the flowers, and Mrs ----'s dinner service, that has been in

the family for four generations. It is a downright calamity; but we are

determined, happen what will, to have the ball, and I want you to come

to look at a barn we saw the other day."

"But you cannot think of going out in such weather!"

"Not by the road--the sea is all across it. But we can go by the

fields. Come now, and take great care of me."

We did reach the barn, though with great difficulty; and, at first

sight, a more unlikely or unpromising place could hardly be found. In

one corner stood a heap of straw and a winnowing machine, under which

half a dozen rats scampered as we came in. The roof was thatched, and

in several places we could see the sky through it. Long strings of

floating cobwebs hung from the rafters, and the rough walls were

thickly coated with dust. There were two storeys to it, however; the

floor of the upper one was boarded and seemed sound. Taking out a

note-book, my companion seated herself on an old garden-roller,

saying--

"Go down-stairs, Frank, and finish your smoke; I want to think for five

minutes; or you may stay here, if you promise not to speak until I give

you leave."

I gave the required pledge, and, lighting my pipe, lay down in a

corner, watching the rats peering out with their sharp, black, beady

eyes at the strange visitors, and rather enjoying the confusion of the

spiders, who, not relishing the smoke, were making off out of reach as

fast as they could. Before long my companion called me over, to give

her directions, which were, to go back to the lodge, and bring all the

volunteers I could get, as well as some materials, of which she gave me

a list.

On my way I met one of the stewards, who told me the races had been

postponed until four o'clock in the afternoon, and on reaching the

lodge found Dick and the officers engaged in recovering "salvage" from

the tent. Getting out a wagonette, I soon had it filled with

volunteers, and drove them over to the barn, where we once more set to

work, and for the next few hours the rats and spiders had a bad time of

it.

I was hard at work converting some rough deal boards into a

supper-table, when a little boy handed me a note, saying--

"They are clearin' the coorse, yer honour; you haven't a minit to lose;

I brought down a 'baste' for you."

The note was from Dick, telling me the first race would be run off at

once. There was a dressing-room provided on the ground, so, jumping on

the horse, I rode down.

The storm, after doing all the harm it well could to us, had now

cleared off, and the scene on the course was lively and animated

enough. A dozen frieze-coated farmers, headed by an old huntsman in

scarlet, were galloping wildly about to clear the ground, the usual

"dog" being represented, on this occasion, by a legion of curs, barking

at the heels of stray donkeys, sheep, cows, and goats, as they doubled

in and out, to avoid the merciless whips of their pursuers; and when at

last they were driven off, the people broke in on the line, and the

whole place appeared one mass of inextricable confusion, until the

priest, accompanied by the stewards, was found. The fisherman certainly

had not belied his reverence. More than once I saw his whip descend

with a vigour that made itself felt even through the thick greatcoats

worn by the peasantry, causing the recipient to shrink back, shaking

his shoulders, and never feeling himself safe until he had put the

nearest fence between him and the giver. Soon his stalwart figure,

mounted on a stout cob, was the signal for a general _suave qui peut_,

and the mob gradually settled into something like order, leaving the

course tolerably free.

Six horses came to the post for the first race, which was about three

miles on the flat, the priest's of course being the favourite, and with

reason. It was a magnificent dark chestnut, with great power and

symmetry, showing the "Ishmael" blood in every part of its beautiful

frame, Dick's hunter, although thorough-bred, and with a fair turn of

speed, looking like a coach-horse beside it. The only other competitor

entered worth notice was a light bay, high-bred, but a great, staring,

weedy-looking brute, evidently a cast-off from some racing stable.

At the word "Off!" a fair start was effected. The bay, however, had

hardly taken a dozen strides, when it came down, giving the rider an

ugly fall. After rolling over, it sat up like a dog, and stared wildly

about; then, jumping up suddenly, galloped into the sea, where it lay

down, apparently with the intention of committing suicide. Before we

had gone a mile, all the other horses were shaken off, and the priest's

jockey and myself had it all to ourselves. He was a knowing old fellow,

and evidently did not wish to distress his horse, keeping only a few

lengths ahead, until within the distance-post, when he let him go,

cantering in a winner by about twenty yards, and receiving a perfect

ovation from the people.

In half an hour the bugle sounded for the horses to fall in for _the_

race. A steeple-chase being always the great event on an Irish course,

we were about to take our places, when Dick came up with rather a long

face, and whispered--

"I am afraid the luck is against us still, Frank. Look at that gray. He

has been kept dark until now. Before seeing him I backed you rather

heavily with the priest. It was our only chance to get out."

The more I looked the less I liked the appearance of either horse or

man. To a casual observer the first was a plain animal, cross-built,

rough in the coat, and with remarkably drooping quarters; but, on

closer inspection, a hunter all over, if not a steeple-chaser, although

an attempt had evidently been made to disguise his real character. The

saddle was old and patched; the bridle had a rusty bit, with a piece of

string hung rather ostentatiously from it; the rider might once have

been a gentleman, but drink and dissipation had left their mark on what

was originally a handsome face. His dress was slovenly and careless to

a degree, but he sat his horse splendidly, and his hand was as light

and fair as a woman's. He returned my look with a defiant stare.

"That fellow looks dangerous," said Dick; "but I suspect he is more

than half drunk. Make a waiting race until you see what he is made of.

Above all things keep cool, and don't lose your temper."

I had perfect confidence in the mare I rode. She had been broken by

myself, and many a long day we had hunted together over the big

pastures of Roscommon and Meath. There was a thorough understanding

between us. My only anxiety was as to how she would face the crowd, who

were collected in thousands about every jump, barely leaving room for

the horses to pass, and yelling like a set of Bedlamites let loose.

With the exception of the last fence, there were no very formidable

obstacles. It was a stone wall, fully five feet high, built up loose,

but strong, and rather a severe trial at the end of a race, if the pace

was a stiff one throughout. There was no time for thinking now,

however. The word was given, and we were away.

About a dozen horses started--all fair animals, with that cat-like

activity in negotiating a fence so remarkable in Irish hunting. We had

hardly gone a mile, however, when the want of condition began to tell,

and they fell hopelessly to the rear, leaving the race to the gray, my

mare, and a game little thorough-bred, ridden and owned by one of the

dragoon officers.

Up to this time I had followed Dick's directions to wait on the gray, a

proceeding evidently not approved of by the rider, for, turning round

in his saddle as he came down to a water jump, he said, with a sneer--

"You want a lead over, I suppose."

I made no reply, and he went at the river; but whether by accident or

design, when within a few yards of the brink his horse bolted, dashing

in among the crowd. The dragoon's swerved slightly to follow; the

rider, however, would not be denied, and sent him through it; while my

mare, cocking her ears, and turning her head half round, as an old

pointer might do at seeing a young one break fence, flew over like a

bird, and settled steadily to her work on the other side.

For some distance the dragoon and myself rode neck and neck, though the

pace was beginning to tell on his horse, who was slightly overweighted.

Our friend on the gray now raced alongside, and galloping recklessly at

an awkward ditch, which he cleared, took a lead of a dozen lengths, and

kept it until within a short distance of the last fence, when he fell

back, allowing us to get to the front once more.

I think fear was the last thing uppermost in my mind as I rode at it.

My blood was fairly roused, and passing a carriage a minute before, I

got a glance from a pair of blue eyes that would have made a coward

brave. Still, with all that, I could not avoid a slight feeling of

anxiety as it loomed across, looking about as dangerous an obstacle as

the most reckless rider could desire at the end of a race. If stone

walls "grew," I could have sworn it had done so since I crossed it on

Dick's hunter the evening before. The people had closed in on both

sides until there was scarcely twenty feet of clear space in the

middle, and evidently a row of some sort was going on. Sticks were

waving wildly about, and a dozen voices shouted for me to stop, while

hundreds called to go on. The gray was creeping up, however. I had

faced as bad before, when there was less occasion; so pulled the mare

up to a trot until within a few yards, when I let her go with a shout

she well knew, and in a second we were safe on the other side. The

dragoon's horse refusing, the gray, who came up at full speed, chested

it heavily, and horse, rider, and wall came rolling over to the ground

together, while I cantered in alone.

I had hardly received the congratulations of the stewards, when Dick

came up, looking flushed and excited. As he grasped my hand, he said

hurriedly--

"Why didn't you stop when I shouted?"

"It was too late. But what is wrong?"

"That scoundrel on the gray bribed a couple of fellows to add six

inches to the height of the wall during the storm this morning. They

raised it nearly a foot. Some one told the priest, but not until you

were in the field. He has caught one of them, the other got away. As

for the fellow himself, his collar-bone is smashed, and the horse all

cut to pieces. He couldn't expect better luck. It was a near thing,

though. I don't know how the mare got over it. She must have known," he

added, patting her neck, "what a scrape we were in."

The usual hack races for saddles and bridles followed, and the day's

sport came to an end without a fight, thanks to the priest, whose

exertions to keep the peace would have satisfied a community of

Quakers, although they might not approve of the mode by which the

object was effected.

We had hardly finished dinner at the lodge, when the carriages with our

guests for the ball began to arrive, those from a distance looking with

dismay at the wreck of the tent, that still lay strewed on the lawn.

They were all directed forward to the barn, however, whither we were

soon prepared to follow.

Although my confidence in the ability and resources of the ladies of

our party was nearly unlimited, I could hardly avoid feeling some

slight misgivings on entering the barn, knowing the short time they had

to work in, and how heavily the mishap of the morning must have told

against them. All, however, agreed that they had seldom seen a prettier

room. The walls and roof were completely covered with fishing-nets,

filled in and concealed by purple and white heath. The effect was

remarkably good; and if the storm had deprived the supper-table of many

of the light dishes, quite enough was left to satisfy guests who were

not disposed to be critical.

I shall not detain the reader by giving a description of the ball,

which proved a complete success, more than compensating us for the

trouble and anxiety we had undergone. It was seldom the girls in the

neighbourhood had a chance of enjoying themselves in that way, and they

seemed resolved to make the most of it. Human endurance, however, has

its limits. Towards morning the band, whose "staying powers" were

sorely tried, began to show symptoms of mutiny. Threats and bribes (the

latter too often administered in the shape of champagne) were tried,

and they were induced to continue for another hour. The result may

easily be anticipated: they broke down hopelessly, at last, in the

middle of "Sir Roger." A sudden change in the music made us all stop,

and to our dismay we found one half of the performers playing "God save

the Queen." The others had just commenced "Partant pour la Syrie,"

while the "big drum" was furiously beating the "tattoo" in a corner.

Turning them all out, we threw open the windows. A flood of sunshine

poured into the room, and the cool fresh sea breeze swept joyously

round, extinguishing the lights. This was the signal for a general

departure. One by one our fair guests drove away, leaving

"The banquet-hall deserted."

The last man to go was the priest. As he mounted his horse I saw him

hand Dick a sheaf of dingy-looking bank-notes, and they parted, hoping

to meet again the following season, when the latter pledged himself to

bring something out of his own stable to race against the mare. But we

only appeared there once since in public, and that was at a wedding.

Before the next autumn came round we had settled down into steady

married men. I still hunt, but have grown stouter, and the old mare has

given place to a weight-carrier. The mare draws my wife and children to

church regularly, however, and though rather matronly-looking, is as

full of life and spirit as when she started with her master to win his

first and "last" steeple-chase.

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