No one bothered about the other puppies' names: they were known as
"Billy's pup," "Jimmy's pup," "Old Joe's Darling," "Yellow Jack," and
"Bandy-Legged Sue"; but they seemed to think that this little chap had
earned his name, fighting his way without anybody's help and with
everything against him; so they gave up all the nicknames and spoke of
him as "Jock."
Jock got such a good advertisement by his fight with the table-leg that
every one took notice of him now and remarked about what he did; and as
he was only a very young puppy, they teased him, fed him, petted him,
and did their best to spoil him. He was so young that it did not seem
to matter, but I think if he had not been a really good dog at heart he
would have been quite spoilt.
He soon began to grow and fill out; and it was then that he taught the
other puppies to leave him alone. If they had not interfered with him
he might perhaps have left them alone, as it was not his nature to
interfere with others; but the trouble was they had bullied him so much
while he was weak and helpless that he got used to the idea of fighting
for everything. It is probably the best thing that could have happened
to Jock that as a puppy he was small and weak, but full of pluck; it
compelled him to learn how to fight; it made him clever, cool, and
careful, for he could not afford to make mistakes. When he fought he
meant business; he went for a good spot, bit hard, and hung on for all
he was worth; then, as the enemy began to slacken, he would start
vigorously worrying and shaking. I often saw him shake himself off his
feet, because the thing he was fighting was too heavy for him.
The day Jock fought the two big puppies--one after the other--for his
bone, and beat them off, was the day of his independence; we all saw the
tussle, and cheered the little chap. And then for one whole day he had
peace; but it was like the pause at low water before the tide begins to
flow the other way. He was so used to being interfered with that I
suppose he did not immediately understand they would never tackle him
again.
It took a whole day for him to realise this; but as soon as he did
understand it he seemed to make up his mind that now his turn had come,
and he went for the first puppy he saw with a bone. He walked up slowly
and carefully, and began to make a circle round him. When he got about
half-way round the puppy took up the bone and trotted off; but Jock
headed him off at once, and again began to walk towards him very slowly
and stiffly. The other puppy stood quite still for a moment, and then
Jock's fierce determined look was too much for him: he dropped the bone
and bolted.
There was mighty little but smell on those bones, for we gave the
puppies very little meat, so when Jock had taken what he could off this
one, he started on another hunt. A few yards away Billy's pup was
having a glorious time, struggling with a big bone and growling all the
while as if he wanted to let the world know that it was as much as any
one's life was worth to come near him. None of us thought Jock would
tackle him, as Billy's pup was still a long way the biggest and
strongest of the puppies, and always ready to bully the others.
Jock was about three or four yards away when he caught sight of Billy's
pup, and for about a minute he stood still and quietly watched. At
first he seemed surprised, and then interested, and then gradually he
stiffened up all over in that funny way of his; and when the hair on his
shoulders was all on end and his ears and tail were properly up, he
moved forward very deliberately. In this fashion he made a circle round
Billy's pup, keeping about two feet away from him, walking infinitely
slowly and glaring steadily at the enemy out of the corners of his eyes;
and while he was doing this, the other fellow was tearing away at his
bone, growling furiously and glaring sideways at Jock. When the circle
was finished they stood once more face to face; and then after a short
pause Jock began to move in closer, but more slowly even than before.
Billy's pup did not like this: it was beginning to look serious. He
could not keep on eating and at the same time watch Jock; moreover,
there was such a very unpleasant wicked look about Jock, and he moved so
steadily and silently forward, that any one would feel a bit creepy and
nervous; so he put his paw on the bone and let out a string of snarly
barks, with his ears flat on his neck and his tail rather low down. But
Jock still came on--a little more carefully and slowly perhaps, but just
as steadily as ever. When about a foot off the enemy's nose he changed
his direction slightly, as if to walk past, and Billy's pup turned his
head to watch him, keeping his nose pointed towards Jock's, but when
they got side by side he again looked straight in front of him.
Perhaps he did this to make sure the bone was still there, or perhaps to
show his contempt when he thought Jock was going off. Whatever the
reason was, it was a mistake; for, as he turned his head away, Jock flew
at him, got a good mouthful of ear, and in no time they were rolling and
struggling in the dust--Jock's little grunts barely-audible in the noise
made by the other one. Billy's pup was big and strong, and he was not a
coward; but Jock was worrying his ear vigorously, and he could not find
anything to bite in return. In less than a minute he began to howl, and
was making frantic efforts to get away. Then Jock let go the ear and
tackled the bone.
After that he had no more puppy fights. As soon as any one of the
others saw Jock begin to walk slowly and carefully towards him he seemed
to suddenly get tired of his bone, and moved off.
Most dogs--like most people--when their hearts fail them will try to
hide the truth from one another and make some sort of effort or pretence
to keep their dignity or self-respect or the good opinion of others.
You may see it all any day in the street, when dogs meet and stop to
`size' each other up. As a rule the perfectly shameless cowards are
found in the two extreme classes--the outcasts, whose spirits are broken
by all the world being against them; and the pampered darlings, who have
never had to do anything for themselves. Many dogs who are clearly
anxious to get out of fighting will make a pretence of bravery at
the time, or at least cover up their cowardice, with a
`wait-till-I-catch-you-next-time' air, as soon as they are at a safe
distance. Day after day at the outspans the puppies went through every
stage of the business, to our constant amusement and to my unconcealed
pride; for Jock was thenceforth cock of the walk. If they saw him some
distance off moving towards them or even staring hard and with his ears
and tail up, the retreat would be made with a gloomy and dignified air,
sometimes even with growls just loud enough to please themselves without
provoking him; if he was fairly close up when spotted they wasted no
time in putting on airs, but trotted off promptly; but sometimes they
would be too busy to notice anything until a growl or a rustle in the
grass close behind gave warning; and it was always followed by a jump
and a shameless scuttle, very often accompanied by a strangled sort of
yowling yelp, just as if he had already got them by the ear or throat.
Some of them became so nervous that we could not resist playing
practical jokes on them--making sudden strange noises, imitating Jock's
growls, tossing bits of bark at them or touching them from behind with a
stick while they were completely occupied with their bones--for the fun
of seeing the stampede and hearing the sudden howls of surprise and
fright.
One by one the other puppies were taken away by their new masters, and
before Jock was three months old he and Jess were the only dogs with the
waggons. Then he went to school, and like all schoolboys learnt some
things very quickly--the things that he liked; and some things he learnt
very slowly, and hated them just as a boy hates extra work in play-time.
When I poked about with a stick in the banks of dongas to turn out mice
and field-rats for him, or when I hid a partridge or a hare and made him
find it, he was as happy as could be; but when I made him lie down and
watch my gun or coat while I pretended to go off and leave him, he did
not like it; and as for his lessons in manners! well, he simply hated
them.
There are some things which a dog in that sort of life simply must learn
or you cannot keep him; and the first of these is, not to steal. Every
puppy will help himself until he is taught not to; and your dog lives
with you and can get at everything. At the outspans the grub-box is put
on the ground, open for each man to help himself; if you make a stew, or
roast the leg of a buck, the big three-legged pot is put down handy and
left there; if you are lucky enough to have some tinned butter or
condensed milk, the tins are opened and stood on the ground; and if you
have a dog thief in the camp, nothing is safe.
There was a dog with us once--a year or two later--who was the worst
thief I ever knew. He was a one-eyed pointer with feet like a duck's,
and his name was Snarleyow. He looked the most foolish and most
innocent dog in the world, and was so timid that if you stumbled as you
passed him he would instantly start howling and run for the horizon.
The first bad experience I had of Snarley was on one of the little
hunting trips which we sometimes made in those days, away from the
waggons. We travelled light on those occasions, and, except for some
tea and a very little flour and salt, took no food; we lived on what we
shot and of course kept `hunter's pot.'
`Hunter's pot' is a perpetual stew; you make one stew, and keep it going
as long as necessary, maintaining a full pot by adding to it as fast as
you take any out; scraps of everything go in; any kind of meat--buck,
bird, pig, hare--and if you have such luxuries as onions or potatoes, so
much the better; then, to make the soup strong, the big bones are
added--the old ones being fished out every day and replaced by a fresh
lot. When allowed to cool it sets like brawn, and a hungry hunter wants
nothing better.
We had had a good feed the first night of this trip and had then filled
the pot up leaving it to simmer as long as the fire lasted, expecting to
have cold pie set in jelly--but without the pie-crust--for early
breakfast next morning before going off for the day; but, to our
amazement, in the morning the pot was empty. There were some strange
kaffirs--camp followers--hanging on to our trail for what they could
pick up, and we suspected them. There was a great row, but the boys
denied having touched the pot, and we could prove nothing.
That night we made the fire close to our sleeping-place and moved the
kaffirs further away, but next morning the pot was again empty--cleaned
and polished as if it had been washed out. While we, speechless with
astonishment and anger, were wondering who the thief was and what we
should do with him, one of the hunting boys came up and pointed to the
prints of a dog's feet in the soft white ashes of the dead fire. There
was only one word: "Snarleyow." The thief was lying fast asleep
comfortably curled up on his master's clothes. There could be no
mistake about those big splayed footprints, and in about two minutes
Snarleyow was getting a first-class hammering, with his head tied inside
the three-legged pot for a lesson.
After that he was kept tied up at night; but Snarleyow was past curing.
We had practically nothing to eat but what we shot, and nothing to drink
but bush tea--that is, tea made from a certain wild shrub with a very
strong scent; it is not nice, but you drink it when you cannot get
anything else. We could not afford luxuries then, but two days before
Ted's birthday he sent a runner off to Komati Drift and bought a small
tin of ground coffee and a tin of condensed milk for his birthday treat.
It was to be a real feast that day, so he cut the top off the tin
instead of punching two holes and blowing the milk out, as we usually
did in order to economise and keep out the dust and insects. What we
could not use in the coffee that day we were going to spread on our
`dough-boys' instead of butter and jam. It was to be a real feast!
The five of us sat down in a circle and began on our hunter's pot,
saving the good things for the last. While we were still busy on the
stew, there came a pathetic heartbreaking yowl from Snarleyow, and we
looked round just in time to see him, his tail tucked between his legs
and his head high in the air, bolting off into the bush as hard as he
could lay legs to the ground, with the milk tin stuck firmly on to his
nose. The greedy thief in trying to get the last scrap out had dug his
nose and top jaw too far in, and the jagged edges of the tin had gripped
him; and the last we saw of our birthday treat was the tin flashing in
the sunlight on Snarley's nose as he tore away howling into the bush.
Snarleyow came to a bad end: his master shot him as he was running off
with a ham. He was a full-grown dog when he came to our camp, and too
old to learn principles and good manners.
Dogs are like people: what they learn when they are young, whether of
good or of evil, is not readily forgotten. I began early with Jock,
and--remembering what Rocky had said--tried to help him. It is little
use punishing a dog for stealing if you take no trouble about feeding
him. That is very rough on the dog; he has to find out slowly and by
himself what he may take, and what he may not. Sometimes he leaves what
he was meant to take, and goes hungry; and sometimes takes what was not
intended for him, and gets a thrashing. That is not fair. You cannot
expect to have a good dog, and one that will understand you, if you
treat him in that way. Some men teach their dogs not to take food from
any one but themselves. One day when we were talking about training
dogs, Ted told one of the others to open Jess's mouth and put a piece of
meat in it, he undertaking not to say a word and not even to look at
her. The meat was put in her mouth and her jaws were shut tight on it;
but the instant she was free she dropped it, walked round to the other
side of Ted and sat close up to him. He waited for a minute or so and,
without so much as a glance at her, said quietly "All right." She was
back again in a second and with one hungry bite bolted the lump of meat.
I taught Jock not to touch food in camp until he was told to `take it.'
The lesson began when he got his saucer of porridge in the morning; and
he must have thought it cruel to have that put in front of him, and then
to be held back or tapped with a finger on the nose each time he tried
to dive into it. At first he struggled and fought to get at it; then he
tried to back away and dodge round the other side; then he became dazed,
and, thinking it was not for him at all, wanted to walk off and have
nothing more to do with it. In a few days, however, I got him to lie
still and take it only when I patted him and pushed him towards it; and
in a very little time he got on so well that I could put his food down
without saying anything and let him wait for permission. He would lie
down with his head on his paws and his nose right up against the saucer,
so as to lose no time when the order came; but he would not touch it
until he heard `Take it.' He never moved his head, but his little
browny dark eyes, full of childlike eagerness, used to be turned up
sideways and fixed on mine. I believe he watched my lips; he was so
quick to obey the order when it came.
When he grew up and had learned his lessons there was no need for these
exercises. He got to understand me so well that if I nodded or moved my
hand in a way that meant `all right,' he would go ahead: by that time
too he was dignified and patient; and it was only in his puppyhood that
he used to crouch up close to his food and tremble with impatience and
excitement.
There was one lesson that he hated most of all. I used to balance a
piece of meat on his nose and make him keep it there until the word to
take it came.
Time after time he would close his eyes as if the sight of the meat was
more than he could bear, and his mouth would water so from the savoury
smell that long streels of dribble would hang down on either side.
It seems unnecessary and even cruel to tantalise a dog in that way; but
it was not: it was education; and it was true kindness. It taught him
to understand his master, and to be obedient, patient, and observant; it
taught him not to steal; it saved him from much sickness, and perhaps
death, by teaching him not to feed on anything he could find; it taught
him manners and made it possible for him to live with his master and be
treated like a friend.
Good feeding, good care, and plenty of exercise soon began to make a
great change in Jock. He ceased to look like a beetle--grew bigger
everywhere, not only in one part as he had done at first; his neck grew
thick and strong, and his legs straightened up and filled out with
muscle. The others, seeing him every day, were slow to notice these
things, but my sand had been changed into gold long ago, and they always
said I could not see anything wrong in Jock.
There was one other change which came more slowly and seemed to me much
more wonderful. After his morning feed, if there was nothing to do, he
used to go to sleep in some shady place, and I remember well one day
watching him as he lay. His bit of shade had moved away and left him in
the bright sunshine; and as he breathed and his ribs rose and fell, the
tips of the hairs on his side and back caught the sunlight and shone
like polished gold, and the wavy dark lines seemed more distinct and
darker, but still very soft. In fact, I was astonished to see that in a
certain light Jock looked quite handsome. That was the first time I
noticed the change in colour; and it made me remember two things. The
first was what the other fellows had said the day Billy gave up his pup,
"You can't tell how a puppy will turn out: even his colour changes;" and
the second was a remark made by an old hunter who had offered to buy
Jock--the real meaning of which I did not understand at the time.
"The best dog I ever owned was a golden brindle," said the old man
thoughtfully, after I had laughed at the idea of selling my dog. I had
got so used to thinking that he was only a faded wishy-washy edition of
Jess that the idea of his colour changing did not occur to me then, and
I never suspected that the old man could see how he would turn out; but
the touch of sunlight opened my eyes that day, and after that whenever I
looked at Jock the words "golden brindle" came back to my mind, and I
pictured him as he was going to be--and as he really did grow up--having
a coat like burnished gold with soft, dark, wavy brindles in it and that
snow-white V on his chest.
Jock had many things to learn besides the lessons he got from me--the
lessons of experience which nobody could teach him. When he was six
months old--just old enough, if he had lived in a town, to chase a cat
and make a noise--he knew many things that respectable puppies of twice
his age who stay at home never get a chance of learning.
On trek there were always new places to see, new roads to travel, and
new things to examine, tackle or avoid. He learnt something fresh
almost every day: he learnt, for instance, that, although it was shady
and cool under the waggon, it was not good enough to lie in the wheel
track, not even for the pleasure of feeling the cool iron tyre against
your back or head as you slept; and he knew that, because one day he had
done it and the wheel had gone over his foot; and it might just as
easily have been his back or head. Fortunately the sand was soft and
his foot was not crushed; but he was very lame for some days, and had to
travel on the waggon.
He learned a good deal from Jess: among other things, that it was not
necessary to poke his nose up against a snake in order to find out what
it was. He knew that Jess would fight anything; and when one day he saw
her back hair go up and watched her sheer off the footpath wide into the
grass, he did the same; and then when we had shot the snake, both he and
Jess came up very very cautiously and sniffed at it, with every hair on
their bodies standing up.
He found out for himself that it was not a good idea to turn a scorpion
over with his paw. The vicious little tail with a thorn in it whipped
over the scorpion's back, and Jock had such a foot that he must have
thought a scorpion worse than two waggons. He was a very sick dog for
some days; but after that, whenever he saw a thing that he did not
understand, he would watch it very carefully from a little way off and
notice what it did and what it looked like, before trying experiments.
So, little by little, Jock got to understand plenty of things that no
town dog would ever know, and he got to know--just as some people do--by
what we call instinct, whether a thing was dangerous or safe, even
though he had never seen anything like it before. That is how he knew
that wolves or lions were about--and that they were dangerous--when he
heard or scented them; although he had never seen, scented or heard one
before to know what sort of animal it might be. You may well wonder how
he could tell whether the scent or the cry belonged to a wolf which he
must avoid, or to a buck which he might hunt, when he had never seen
either a wolf or a buck at the time; but he did know; and he also knew
that no dog could safely go outside the ring of the camp fires when wolf
or lion was about. I have known many town-bred dogs that could scent
them just as well as Jess or Jock could, but having no instinct of
danger they went out to see what it was, and of course they never came
back.
I used to take Jock with me everywhere so that he could learn everything
that a hunting dog ought to know, and above all things to learn that he
was my dog, and to understand all that I wanted to tell him. So while
he was still a puppy, whenever he stopped to sniff at something new or
to look at something strange, I would show him what it was; but if he
stayed behind to explore while I moved on, or if he fell asleep and did
not hear me get up from where I had sat down to rest, or went off the
track on his own account, I used to hide away from him on top of a rock
or up a tree and let him hunt about until he found me.
At first he used to be quite excited when he missed me, but after a
little time he got to know what to do and would sniff along the ground
and canter away after me--always finding me quite easily. Even if I
climbed a tree to hide from him he would follow my track to the foot of
the tree, sniff up the trunk as far as he could reach standing up
against it, and then peer up into the branches. If he could not see me
from one place, he would try another--always with his head tilted a bit
on one side. He never barked at these times; but as soon as he saw me,
his ears would drop, his mouth open wide with the red tongue lolling
out, and the stump of a tail would twiggle away to show how pleased he
was. Sometimes he would give a few little whimpery grunts: he hardly
ever barked; when he did I knew there was something worth looking at.
Jock was not a quarrelsome dog, and he was quick to learn and very
obedient, but in one connection I had great difficulty with him for
quite a little time. He had a sort of private war with the fowls; and
it was due to the same cause as his war with the other puppies: they
interfered with him. Now, every one knows what a fowl is like: it is
impudent, inquisitive, selfish, always looking for something to eat, and
has no principles.
A friend of mine once told me a story about a dog of his and the trouble
he had with fowls. Several of us had been discussing the characters of
dogs, and the different emotions they feel and manage to express, and
the kind of things they seem to think about. Every one knows that a dog
can feel angry, frightened, pleased, and disappointed. Any one who
knows dogs will tell you that they can also feel anxious, hopeful,
nervous, inquisitive, surprised, ashamed, interested, sad, loving,
jealous, and contented--just like human beings.
We had told many stories illustrating this, when my friend asked the
question: "Have dogs a sense of humour?" Now I know that Jock looked
very foolish the day he fought the table-leg--and a silly old hen made
him look just as foolish another day--but that is not quite what my
friend meant. On both occasions Jock clearly felt that he had made
himself look ridiculous; but he was very far from looking amused. The
question was: Is a dog capable of sufficient thinking to appreciate a
simple joke, and is it possible for a dog to feel amused. If Jess had
seen Jock bursting to fight the table-leg would she have seen the joke?
Well, I certainly did not think so; but he said he was quite certain
some dogs have a sense of humour; and he had had proof of it.
He told the story very gravely, but I really do not even now know
whether he--Well, here it is: He had once owned a savage old watch-dog,
whose box stood in the back-yard where he was kept chained up all day;
he used to be fed once a day--in the mornings--and the great plague of
his life was the fowls. They ran loose in the yard and picked up food
all day, besides getting a really good feed of grain morning and
evening; possibly the knowledge of this made the old dog particularly
angry when they would come round by ones or twos or dozens trying to
steal part of his one meal. Anyhow, he hated them, and whenever he got
a chance killed them. The old fowls learned to keep out of his way and
never ventured within his reach unless they were quite sure that he was
asleep or lying in his kennel where he could not see them; but there
were always new fowls coming, or young ones growing up; and so the war
went on.
One Sunday morning my friend was enjoying a smoke on his back stoep when
feeding time came round. The cook took the old dog's food to him in a
high three-legged pot, and my friend, seeing the fowls begin to gather
round and wishing to let the old dog have his meal in peace, told the
cook to give the fowls a good feed in another part of the yard to draw
them off. So the old fellow polished off his food and licked the pot
clean, leaving not a drop or a speck behind.
But fowls are very greedy; they were soon back again wandering about,
with their active-looking eyes searching everything. The old dog,
feeling pretty satisfied with life, picked out a sandy spot in the
sunshine, threw himself down full stretch on his side, and promptly went
to sleep--at peace with all the world. Immediately he did this, out
stepped a long-legged athletic-looking young cockerel and began to
advance against the enemy. As he got nearer he slowed down, and looked
first with one eye and then with the other so as to make sure that all
was safe, and several times he paused with one foot poised high before
deciding to take the next step. My friend was greatly amused to see all
the trouble that the fowl was taking to get up to the empty pot, and,
for the fun of giving the conceited young cockerel a fright, threw a
pebble at him. He was so nervous that when the pebble dropped near him,
he gave one great bound and tore off flapping and screaming down the
yard as if he thought the old dog was after him. The old fellow himself
was startled out of his sleep, and raised his head to see what the row
was about; but, as nothing more happened, he lay down again, and the
cockerel, finding also that it was a false alarm, turned back not a bit
ashamed for another try.
The cockerel had not seen the old dog lift his head; my friend had, and
when he looked again he saw that, although the underneath eye--half
buried in the sand--was shut, the top eye was open and was steadily
watching the cockerel as he came nearer and nearer to the pot. My
friend sat dead still, expecting a rush and another fluttering scramble.
At last the cockerel took the final step, craned his neck to its utmost
and peered down into the empty pot. The old dog gave two gentle pats
with his tail in the sand, and closing his eye went to sleep again.
Jock had the same sort of trouble. The fowls tried to steal his food;
and he would not stand it. His way of dealing with them was not good
for their health: before I could teach him not to kill, and before the
fowls would learn not to steal, he had finished half a dozen of them one
after another with just one bite and a shake. He would growl very low
as they came up and, without lifting his head from the plate, watch them
with his little eyes turning from soft brown to shiny black; and when
they came too near and tried to snatch just one mouthful--well, one
jump, one shake, and it was all over.
In the end he learned to tumble them over and scare their wits out
without hurting them; and they learned to give him a very wide berth.
I used always to keep some fowls with the waggons, partly to have fresh
meat if we ran out of game, but mainly to have fresh eggs, which were a
very great treat; and as a rule it was only when a hen turned obstinate
and would not lay that we ate her. I used to have one old rooster,
whose name was Pezulu, and six or eight hens. The hens changed from
time to time--as we ate them--but Pezulu remained.
The fowl-coop was carried on top of everything else, and it was always
left open so that the fowls could go in and out as they liked. In the
very beginning of all, of course, the fowls were shut in and fed in the
coop for a day or two to teach them where their home was; but it is
surprising how quickly a fowl will learn and how it observes things.
For instance, the moving of the coop from one waggon to another is not a
thing one would expect the fowls to notice, all the waggons being so
much alike and having no regular order at the outspans; but they did
notice it, and at once. They would first get on to the waggon on which
the coop had been, and look about in a puzzled lost kind of way; then
walk all over the load apparently searching for it, with heads cocked
this way and that, as if a great big coop was a thing that might have
been mislaid somewhere; then one after another would jerk out short
cackles of protest, indignation and astonishment, and generally make no
end of a fuss. It was only when old Pezulu led the way and perched on
the coop itself and crowed and called to them that they would get up on
to the other waggon.
Pezulu got his name by accident--in fact, by a misunderstanding. It is
a Zulu word meaning `up' or `on top,' and when the fowls first joined
the waggons and were allowed to wander about at the outspan places, the
boys would drive them up when it was time to trek again by cracking
their big whips and shouting "Pezulu." In a few days no driving or
whip-cracking was necessary; one of the boys would shout "Pezulu" three
or four times, and they would all come in and one by one fly and
scramble up to the coop. One day, after we had got a new lot of hens, a
stranger happened to witness the performance. Old Pezulu was the only
one who knew what was meant, and being a terribly fussy nervous old
gentleman, came tearing out of the bush making a lot of noise, and
scrambled hastily on to the waggon. The stranger, hearing the boys call
"Pezulu" and seeing him hurry up so promptly, remarked: "How well he
knows his name!" So we called him Pezulu after that.
Whenever we got new fowls Pezulu became as distracted as a nervous man
with a large family trying to find seats in an excursion train. As soon
as he saw the oxen being brought up, and before any one had called for
the fowls, he would begin fussing and fuming--trying all sorts of dodges
to get the hens up to the waggons. He would crow and cluck-cluck or
kip-kip; he would go a few yards towards the waggons and scratch in the
ground, pretending to have found something good, and invite them to come
and share it; he would get on the disselboom and crow and flap his wings
loudly; and finally he would mount on top of the coop and make all sorts
of signals to the hens, who took not the least notice of him. As the
inspanning went on he would get more and more excited; down he would
come again--not flying off, but hopping from ledge to ledge to show them
the easy way; and once more on the ground he would scrape and pick and
cluck to attract them, and the whole game would be played over again and
again. So even with new fowls we had very little trouble, as old Pezulu
did most of the teaching.
But sometimes Pezulu himself was caught napping--to the high delight of
the boys. He was so nervous and so fussy that they thought it great fun
to play tricks on him and pretend to go off and leave him behind. It
was not easy to do this because, as I say, he did not wait to be called,
but got ready the minute he saw the oxen coming up. He was like those
fussy people who drive every one else crazy and waste a lot of time by
always being half an hour early, and then annoy you by boasting that
they have never missed a train in their lives.
But there was one way in which Pezulu used to get caught. Just as he
knew that inspanning meant starting, so, too, he knew that outspanning
meant stopping; and whenever the waggons stopped--even for a few
minutes--out would pop his head, just like the fussy red-faced father of
the big family looking out to see if it was their station or an accident
on the line. Right and left he would look, giving excited inquisitive
clucks from time to time, and if they did not start in another minute or
two, he would get right out and walk anxiously to the edge of the load
and have another good look around--as the nervous old gentleman gets
half out, and then right out, to look for the guard, but will not let go
the handle of the door for fear of being left. Unless he saw the boys
outspanning he would not get off, and if one of the hens ventured out he
would rush back at her in a great state and try to bustle her back into
the coop. But often it happens while trekking that something goes wrong
with the gear--a yokeskey or a nek-strop breaks, or an ox will not pull
kindly or pulls too hard where he is, and you want to change his place;
and in that way it comes about that sometimes you have to outspan one or
two or even more oxen in the middle of a trek.
That is how Pezulu used to get caught: the minute he saw outspanning
begin, he would nip off with all the hens following him and wander about
looking for food, chasing locusts or grasshoppers, and making darts at
beetles and all sorts of dainties--very much interested in his job and
wandering further from the waggons at every step. The boys would watch
him, and as soon as they were fixed up again, would start off without a
word of warning to Pezulu. Then there was a scene. At the first sound
of the waggon-wheels moving he would look up from where he was or walk
briskly into the open or get on to an ant-heap to see what was up, and
when to his horror he saw the waggon actually going without him, he
simply screamed open-mouthed and tore along with wings outstretched--the
old gentleman shouting "Stop the train, stop the train," with his family
straggling along behind him. It never took him long to catch up and
scramble on, but even then he was not a bit less excited: he was
perfectly hysterical, and his big red comb seemed to get quite purple as
if he might be going to have apoplexy, and he twitched and jerked about
so that it flapped first over one eye and then over the other. This was
the boys' practical joke which they played on him whenever they could.
That was old Pezulu--Pezulu the First. He was thick in the body, all
chest and tail, short in the legs, and had enormous spurs; and his big
comb made him; look so red in the face that one could not help thinking
he was too fond of his dinner. In some old Christmas number we came
across a coloured caricature of a militia colonel in full uniform, and
for quite a long time it remained tacked on to the coop with "Pezulu"
written on it.
Pezulu the Great--who was Pezulu the Second--was not like that: he was a
game cock, all muscle and no frills, with a very resolute manner and a
real love of his profession; he was a bit like Jock in some things; and
that is why I fancy perhaps Jock and he were friends in a kind of way.
But Jock could not get on with the others: they were constantly
changing; new ones who had to be taught manners were always coming; so
he just lumped them together, and hated fowls. He taught them manners,
but they taught him something too--at any rate, one of them did; and one
of the biggest surprises and best lessons Jock ever had was given him by
a hen while he was still a growing-up puppy.
He was beginning to fancy that he knew a good deal, and like most young
dogs was very inquisitive and wanted to know everything and at once. At
that time he was very keen on hunting mice, rats and bush squirrels, and
had even fought and killed a meerkat after the plucky little rikkitikki
had bitten him rather badly through the lip; and he was still much
inclined to poke his nose in or rush on to things instead of sniffing
round about first.
However, he learned to be careful, and an old hen helped to teach him.
The hens usually laid their eggs in the coop because it was their home,
but sometimes they would make nests in the bush at the outspan places.
One of the hens had done this, and the bush she had chosen was very low
and dense. No one saw the hen make the nest and no one saw her sitting
on it, for the sunshine was so bright everywhere else, and the shade of
the bush so dark that it was impossible to see anything there; but while
we were at breakfast Jock, who was bustling about everywhere as a puppy
will, must have scented the hen or have seen this brown thing in the
dark shady hole.
The hen was sitting with her head sunk right down into her chest, so
that he could not see any head, eyes or beak--just a sort of brown lump.
Suddenly we saw Jock stand stock-still, cock up one ear, put his head
down and his nose out, hump up his shoulders a bit and begin to walk
very slowly forward in a crouching attitude. He lifted his feet so
slowly and so softly that you could count five between each step. We
were all greatly amused and thought he was pointing a mouse or a locust,
and we watched him.
He crept up like a boy showing off until he was only six inches from the
object, giving occasional cautious glances back at us to attract
attention. Just as he got to the hole the hen let out a vicious peck on
the top of his nose and at the same time flapped over his head,
screaming and cackling for dear life. It was all so sudden and so
surprising that she was gone before he could think of making a grab at
her; and when he heard our shouts of laughter he looked as foolish as if
he understood all about it.