HOW I SUFFERED A RELAPSE, WHICH DID ME GOOD.

The gentleman who entered the room was a middle-aged man, of striking

appearance. In face and person he seemed worn and feeble. He walked

with a slight stoop; his cheeks were hollow and slightly flushed, and

his brow was furrowed by lines which would have appeared deep even in a

much older man. But as soon as he began to talk his face lit up, his

eyes sparkled, and there was a ring in his voice which was more like

Jack Smith himself than his older and more sedate namesake.

For this stranger, I guessed at once, must be the other Mr Smith with

whom Jack lodged.

At sight of him Billy stopped abruptly in the middle of his sentence,

and, putting his hand up to his forelock, saluted him with his usual

familiar grin.

"Ah, William, my worthy friend, you here?" the gentleman said, almost

gaily, as he entered. "I heard I should find you on duty. You must

introduce me to this sick gentleman, and ask him if I shall disturb

him."

Billy grinned in a confused sort of way, not knowing exactly how to do

the honours. Then, looking at me and jerking his thumb in the direction

of the stranger, he said, "This here's the cove from downstairs!"

The gentleman approached my bedside and said, gently, "Am I disturbing

you? I found a note from my fellow-lodger when I got in just now,

asking me to call up and see how you were getting on."

"It's very kind of you," said I. "I hope you can stay a bit."

"Certainly; I've nothing to do."

Billy, however, did not apparently favour this suggestion.

"This 'ere cove," said he, pointing to me, "ain't to jaw, mister!"

"Quite right, William," said the gentleman; "I'll see he doesn't. I'll

do all the talking and he shall do the listening. You can go down to my

room and make my bed ready for me and tidy up."

The boy looked dubiously first at the speaker, then at me, as if he was

not quite sure about the propriety of allowing me out of his sight, but

finally obeyed.

"There's a trusty youngster for you!" said the gentleman, laughing, as

he disappeared. "Young Smith couldn't have found a safer nurse for you

anywhere."

"I believe you are right," said I.

"And how are you feeling? You're looking better than when I saw you

last, anyhow."

"I never saw you before, did I?" I asked.

"No, you didn't; but I saw you when you were brought in here the other

evening. However, as Billy says, you mustn't talk now. I suppose you

heard me order him to make my bed. I always go to bed every morning at

eleven. Young Smith and I are like Box and Cox, you know; he's away all

day, I'm away all night. Just when he's finishing up work I'm

beginning."

"I wonder you can keep awake all the night," I said.

"Not more wonderful than you keeping awake all day, my boy. In fact,

there's not much chance of a poor literary hack sleeping over his work.

Now I wonder, when you read your newspaper in the morning, if you ever

think of what has to be done to produce it. If you only did, I dare say

you would find it more interesting than it often seems."

And then my companion launched out into a lively description of the work

of a newspaper office, and of the various stages in the production of a

paper, from the pen and ink in the sub-editor's room to the printed,

folded, and delivered newspaper which lies on one's breakfast-table

every morning. I wish I could repeat it all for the benefit of the

reader, for few subjects are more interesting; but it would take more

time than we have to spare to do so.

Of course Mr Smith the elder--for so I had to call him to distinguish

him from my friend his namesake--rattled on in this strain, more for the

sake of keeping me interested and amused than any other reason. Still,

his talk was something better than idle chatter, and I began to feel

that here at last, among all my miscellaneous acquaintance, was a man

worth knowing.

He gave me no chance of talking myself, but rattled on from one topic to

another in a way which left me quite free to listen or not as I liked,

and finally rose, much to my regret, to go.

"Now I must be off, or I shall have Billy up to hunt me off. Good-bye,

my boy; glad to see you doing so well. You've a lot to be thankful for,

and of course you are."

"Will you come again?" I asked.

"Gladly; that is, if Billy allows me," said he, laughing, and nodding

kindly as he left the room.

"No wonder," thought I, as I listened to his footsteps going down

stairs--"no wonder Jack Smith found these lodgings pleasanter than

Beadle Square."

I saw Mr Smith frequently during the next few days. He usually came up

to sit with me for half an hour or so in the morning, and was always the

same cheery and interesting companion.

And yet I could not quite make him out. For when not talking or smiling

his face used to wear a look of habitual trouble and restlessness, which

made me suspect he was either making an effort to be cheery before me,

or else that he was the victim of a constant battle between good spirits

and bad.

However, just as I was getting to feel intimate with him, and looking

forward to hear more about him than I had yet learned, my recovery came

to a sudden and rather serious halt.

I was lying one evening propped up in my bed, with my damaged arm

feeling comparatively comfortable, and myself in a particularly jovial

frame of mind as I listened to Jack Smith attempting to instil into the

mind of the volatile Billy the art of spelling d-o-g--dog.

"Now, Billy," said the instructor, "you'll never get on at this rate.

That letter you're pointing at is a B for Billy, and not a D."

"That there B's a caution," growled the boy; "he's always a-turnin' up."

"Time you knew him, then," said Smith. "Now show us the D."

Billy cocked his head a little to one side and took a critical survey of

the alphabet before him. His eye passed once down and once up the

procession, then looking up at Jack with a grin, he said, "He's 'iding,

I reckon, governor. That there dorg'll have to start with a B after

all."

Our laughter at this philosophic observation was interrupted by an

unwonted footstep on the stairs outside. It certainly was not Mr

Smith, for he was out at his work; nor was it the doctor, our only other

visitor, for he always came up two steps at a time, and his boots always

squeaked. Who could our visitor be?

"Come in," called Smith, as a knock sounded on the door.

To my utter astonishment and concern, Hawkesbury, with his sweetest

smile, entered the room.

How had he found out my retreat? What did he want here? What would

Jack Smith say? These were the questions which rushed through my mind

as he closed the door behind him and walked into the room.

I glanced round at Jack. There was written anything but peace in his

countenance, while Billy glared like a young bulldog ready to spring on

the intruder.

"Well, Batchelor," said Hawkesbury, in his blandest voice, addressing me

and ignoring everybody else; "you'll be surprised to see me here. The

fact is, I couldn't feel happy till I came to see you and tell you how

sorry I was for your accident."

My few days' confinement and the opportunity for meditation they had

afforded had served to give me an insight into Hawkesbury's character

which made me treat this speech suspiciously. I replied nothing, and

felt very uncomfortable.

"It was most unfortunate," proceeded Hawkesbury, helping himself to the

chair. "You know--"

"Excuse me," interrupted Smith at this point, in a tone which made me

start; "this is my room, Hawkesbury, and I must ask you to go."

The visitor's face clouded with a quick shade of vexation, but

immediately regained its chronic smile, as he said, "Ah, Smith! I

should have said it was my friend Batchelor I came to see, not you."

"You're no friend of his," retorted Smith, with rising wrath.

"Do you hear, nob," broke in Billy, unable to restrain himself any

longer; "you ain't a-wanted here."

Hawkesbury looked round with an amused smile.

"Really," said he, "a most gratifying reception, and from a most

unexpected quarter. Er--excuse me, Smith, I'm afraid it's rather a

strange request--would you mind allowing me to have a little private

conversation with my friend?"

"No," replied Smith, firmly.

"Really," said Hawkesbury. "I must appeal to Batchelor himself."

"I shall answer for Batchelor," said Smith, not giving me time to reply.

"Leave my room, please."

"Do you hear? You leave the bloke's room," cried Billy. "Ef you don't

you'll get a topper."

Hawkesbury, whose colour had been rising during the last few moments,

and whose assurance had gradually been deserting him, now turned round

with a ceremonious smile to the last speaker as he rose to his feet and

said, "If _you_ desire it, I'll go. I can submit to be ordered off by a

shoeblack, but the son of a convict is--"

With clenched fist and crimson face Jack gave a sudden bound towards the

speaker. But as suddenly he checked himself and walked gently to my

bed, where I had started up ready to spring to my feet and back up my

friend in what seemed a certain quarrel.

"What a cad I am!" he murmured, as he bent over me, and motioned me

gently back to my pillow, "but the fellow nearly drives me mad."

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