HOW THINGS CAME TO A CRISIS AT STONEBRIDGE HOUSE.

A year passed, and found us at the end of it the same wretched,

spiritless boys as ever. Stonebridge House had become no more

tolerable, the Henniker had grown no less terrible, and our fellow

"backward and troublesome boys" were just as unpleasant as they had

been. No new boys had come to give us a variety, and no old boys had

left. Except for the one fact that we were all of us a year older,

everything was precisely the same as it had been at the time of the

adventure related in my last chapter. But that one year makes a good

deal of difference. When Smith and I slid down the water-pipe a year

ago we were comparatively new friends, now we had grown to love one

another like brothers. When the Henniker, on the same occasion, put an

end to our scheme of escape, we had endured her persecutions but three

months, now we had endured them for fifteen. A great deal of secret

working may go on in a fellow's mind during a year, and in that way the

interval _had_ wrought a change, for we were a good deal more to one

another, Smith and I, and a good deal more desperate at our hard lot,

both of us, than we had been a year ago.

It had been a miserable time. My holidays alone with my uncle had been

almost as cheerless as my schooldays at Stonebridge House with Miss

Henniker. If it hadn't been for Smith I do believe I should have lost

every vestige of spirit. But happily he gave me no chance of falling

into that condition. He seemed always on the verge of some explosion.

Now it was against Hawkesbury, now against the Henniker, now against Mr

Ladislaw, and now against the whole world generally, myself included. I

had a busy time of it holding him in.

He still showed aversion to Hawkesbury, although I differed from him on

this point, and insisted that Hawkesbury was not such a bad fellow.

Luckily, however, no outbreak happened. How could it, when Hawkesbury

was always so amiable and forgiving and friendly? It was a wonder to me

how Jack _would_ persist in disliking this fellow. Sometimes I used to

be quite ashamed to see the scornful way in which he repulsed his

favours and offers of friendship. On the whole I rather liked

Hawkesbury.

The summer term was again drawing to a close, and for fear, I suppose,

lest the fact should convey any idea of pleasure to our minds, the

Henniker was down on us more than ever. The cane was in constant

requisition, and Mr Ladislaw was always being summoned up to administer

chastisement.

Even Hawkesbury, who generally managed to escape reproach, came in for

her persecution now and then.

One day, I remember, we were all in class, and she for some reason

quitted the room, leaving Mr Hashford in charge.

Now, no one minded Mr Hashford very much. He was a good-natured

fellow, who did his best to please both us and his mistress; but he was

"Henpecked," we could see, like all the rest of us, and we looked upon

him more as a big schoolfellow than as a master, and minded him

accordingly. We therefore accepted the Henniker's departure as a signal

for leaving off work and seizing the opportunity to loosen our tongues

and look about us. Hawkesbury happened to be sitting next to me. He

put down his pen, and, leaning back against the desk behind him, yawned

and said, "I say, Batchelor, I hope you and Smith haven't been

quarrelling?"

"Quarrelling!" exclaimed I, astounded at the bare notion. "Why,

whatever puts that into your head?"

"Oh," said he, with his usual smile, "only fancy. But I'm glad it isn't

the case."

"Of course it isn't," said I, warmly.

"I haven't seen you talking to him so often lately; that's why," said

Hawkesbury; "and it always seems a pity when good friends fall out."

I smiled and said, "How can I talk to him, except on the sly, in this

place? Never fear, Jack Smith and I know one another too well to fall

out."

"Ah, he is a mysterious fellow, and he lets so few people into his

secrets."

"Yes," said I, colouring a little. "He doesn't even let me into them."

Hawkesbury looked surprised. "Of course you know where he came from

first of all, and all that?"

"No, I don't," I said.

"What, not know about-- But I'd better not talk about it. It's not

honourable to talk about another boy's affairs."

"Hawkesbury," said Mr Hashford at this moment, "don't talk."

This was quite a remarkable utterance for the meek and mild Mr Hashford

to make in the Henniker's absence, and we all started and looked up in a

concerned way, as if he must be unwell.

But no, he seemed all right, and having said what he had to say, went on

with his work.

Hawkesbury took no notice of the interruption, and went on. "And, on

the whole, I think it would be kinder not to say anything about it, as

he has kept it a secret himself. You see--"

"Hawkesbury," again said Mr Hashford, "you must not talk."

Hawkesbury smiled in a pitiful sort of way at Mr Hashford, and again

turned towards me to resume the conversation. "You see--" began he.

"Hawkesbury," again said Mr Hashford, "this is the third time I have

told you not to talk."

"Who was talking?" cried the Henniker, entering at that moment.

"Hawkesbury, I'm sorry to say, Miss Henniker."

"Hawkesbury--a bad mark for--"

"Oh!" said I, starting up, "I was talking--"

"A bad mark to you, Batchelor, for interrupting me, and another for

talking. Hawkesbury, a bad mark for talking in class."

We were all astonished. We had hitherto looked upon Hawkesbury as a

privileged person who might do as he liked, and upon Mr Hashford as a

person who had not a soul of his own. Here was the phenomenon not only

of our schoolfellow getting publicly censured, but of Mr Hashford

backing up Miss Henniker, and Miss Henniker backing up Mr Hashford.

Flanagan afterwards confided to me his theory of this unwonted event.

"I expect," said he, "Hashford's just got his screw raised, and wants to

show off a bit before the Hen, and she wants to encourage him to be

rather more down on us, you know. She's got the toothache, too, I know,

and that accounts for her not being particular who she drops on, though

I am surprised she pitched on Hawkesbury. How pleased your chum Smith

will be!"

But my friend Smith, when I had a chance of speaking to him, seemed

indifferent about the whole affair, being taken up with troubles of his

own. A letter had come for him that day, he told me, in tones of fierce

anger. It had been opened and read as usual, before being handed to

him. He did not complain of that; that was an indignity we had to

submit to every time we received a letter. But what he did complain of,

and what had roused his temper, was that the last half-sheet of the

letter had been deliberately torn off and not given to him.

Directly after class he had marched boldly to the Henniker's parlour and

knocked at the door.

"Come in!" snapped she.

Smith did come in, and proceeded to business at once.

"You haven't given me all my letter, ma'am," he said.

Miss Henniker looked at him with some of the same astonishment with

which she had regarded me when I once told her she was to see my socks

were regularly darned.

Then she pulled herself up, in her usual chilly manner, and replied, "I

am aware of that, Smith."

"I want it, please, ma'am," said Smith.

Again the Henniker glared at this audacious youth, and again she

replied, "You will not have it, Smith!"

"Why not?"

"Leave the room instantly, sir, for daring to speak like that to me, and

write out one hundred lines of Caesar before you get your dinner!" cried

the Henniker, indignantly. "You've no right to keep--"

"Smith, follow me!" interrupted Miss Henniker, in her most irresistible

voice, as she led the way to Mr Ladislaw's study.

Smith did follow her, and was flogged, of course.

I was as indignant as he was at this tale of injustice; it reminded me

of my box of sweets last year, which I had never seen back.

Smith's rage was beyond all bounds. "I won't stand it!" said he;

"that's all about it, Fred!"

"What can we do?" asked I.

That was the question. And there was no answering it. So we slunk back

to our places, nursing our wrath in our bosoms, and vowing all sorts of

vengeance on the Henniker.

Nor were we the only boys in this condition of mind. Whether it was the

Henniker was thoroughly upset by her toothache, or by Hawkesbury's bad

conduct and Smith's impertinence, I cannot say, but for the next day or

two she even excelled herself in the way she went on.

There was nothing we could do, or think, or devise, that she did not

pounce upon and punish us for. Some were detained, some were set to

impositions, some were flogged, some were reduced to bread and water,

some had most if not all of their worldly goods confiscated. Even

Hawkesbury shared the general fate, and for a whole week all Stonebridge

House groaned as it had never groaned before.

Then we could stand it no longer. We all felt that; and we all found

out that everybody else felt it. But as usual the question was, what to

do?

It was almost impossible to speak to one another, so closely were we

watched, and even when we did, we discovered that we were all at sixes

and sevens, and agreed only on one thing, which was that we _could not_

stand it.

At length one day, to our infinite jubilation, as we were dismally

walking from the schoolroom to the parlour, we saw the front door open.

A fly was standing at it, and as we passed, the Henniker in her Sunday

get-up was stepping into it!

What had we done to deserve such a mercy? She was going to pay a state

call somewhere, and for one blessed hour at any rate we should be at

peace!

A council of war was immediately held. For once in a way Stonebridge

House was unanimous. We sunk all minor differences for a time in the

grand question, what should we do?

A great many wild suggestions were immediately made.

Rathbone undertook, with the aid of any two other fellows, to inflict

personal chastisement on the public enemy.

This was rejected peremptorily. It would be no use, we should catch it

all the worse afterwards; besides, bad as she was, the Henniker was a

woman, and it would be cowardly to thrash her.

"Tie up her hands and feet and gag her," suggested Philpot.

Wouldn't do again. She'd get Ladislaw to help her out.

"Tie up Ladislaw and Hashford too."

We weren't numerous or strong enough to do it.

"Let's all bolt," suggested Flanagan.

They'd send the police after us. Or if they didn't, how were we to get

on, without money or shelter or anywhere to go?

"Suppose," said I, "we shut them out of the schoolroom and barricade the

door, and don't let them in till they accept our terms."

"That's more like it," said some one; "but then what about food? We

can't store enough, even if we emptied the larder, to stand a long

siege."

"Well, then," said Smith, "suppose we screw them up, and don't let them

out till they give in."

"That's it," said every one, "the very thing."

"What do you say, Hawkesbury?" inquired I.

"Well," said he, smiling pleasantly, "it's not a nice thing to turn

against one's master and mistress; but really Miss Henniker has been

very vexing lately."

"Hurrah! then you agree?" And the question was put all round, every one

assenting. At least so I thought. But Smith as usual was doubtful of

Hawkesbury.

"You agree, Hawkesbury?" said he.

"Really," said the other, with a smile, "it isn't nice to be suspected,

Smith. Isn't it enough to say a thing once?"

"Oh yes, yes," cried out every one, impatiently, and most anxious to

keep the meeting harmonious. "He said he did, Smith; what more do you

want? Do let's pull all together."

"Just what I want," said Smith.

"Well," said Philpot, "I propose we lock them up in the big schoolroom."

"Wouldn't it be better," said Flanagan, "to lock the Henniker up in her

own room, and let Ladislaw and Hashford have the parlour? It will be

more comfortable for them. There's a sofa there and a carpet. Besides,

the window's a worse one to get out of."

"How about feeding them?" some one asked.

"That'll be easy enough," said Smith. "There's a ventilator over all

the doors, you know. We can hand the things in there."

"I vote the old Hen gets precious little," interposed Rathbone. "I

wouldn't give her any."

This idea was scouted, and it was resolved that all the prisoners should

have a sufficient, though, at the same time, a limited amount of

provisions. That being arranged, the next question was, when should we

begin? We had to take a good many things into account in fixing the

important date. To-day was Friday. The butcher, some one said, always

brought the meat for the week on Monday; but the baker never came till

the Wednesday. So if we began operations on Monday we should have a

good supply of meat but very little bread to start with; and it was

possible, of course, the baker might smell a rat, and get up a rescue.

It would be better, on that account, to defer action till after the

baker's visit on Wednesday. But then the washerwoman generally came on

the Thursday. We all voted the washerwoman a nuisance. We must either

take her a prisoner and keep her in the house, or run the risk of her

finding out that something was wrong and going back to the village and

telling of us.

"If we could only keep it up a week," said Smith, "I think we could

bring them to terms."

"Suppose we drop a line to the washerwoman the day before not to call,"

suggested I.

The motion met with universal applause, and I was deputed to carry it

out at the proper time. The good lady's address I knew was on a slate

in Miss Henniker's pantry.

"And I tell you what," said Smith, starting up with the brilliancy of

the suggestion; "let's hide away all the bread we can find, except just

what will last over to-morrow. Then most likely she'll tell the baker

to call on Monday, and we can begin then!"

It was a brilliant suggestion. Two of the company departed forthwith to

the larder, and unobserved hid away a few loaves in one of the empty

trunks in the box-room.

Our plans were ripening wonderfully. But the most difficult business

was yet to come. What terms should we require of our prisoners as the

price of their release? And on this point, after long discussion, we

found we could not agree. Some were for the immediate dismissal of the

Henniker; others demanded that she should not be allowed to speak

without special permission; and others that she should remain in her

parlour all day long, and come out only for prayers and to give orders

to the tradesmen.

These proposals were too absurd to take seriously; and as presently the

company began to grow a little quarrelsome over the matter, it was

decided for peace' sake that the question should be deferred, and terms

arranged when the prisoners themselves offered to give in.

"If I may make a suggestion," said Hawkesbury, who had taken no part in

the previous discussion, "it is that you should appoint one fellow

captain, and agree to obey his orders. You'll never manage it if you

don't."

"Not at all a bad idea," said one or two. "You be the captain,

Hawkesbury."

"No, thank you," said he, smiling gratefully. "I really am not used to

this sort of thing; but I think Smith, now, would be just the fellow."

I considered this beautiful of Hawkesbury, coming so soon after Smith's

rather uncomplimentary behaviour to him.

The proposition was generally approved. Smith was not a favourite, but

he had made the only suggestions of any real use in the present case,

and appeared to have entered into the scheme so warmly that it was

evident no one would make a better captain.

He received his new dignity with great complacency.

"I'll do my best," said he, "if you fellows will back me up and stick to

the engagement."

Our time was now getting brief, so after a few more hurried suggestions

and discussions we separated and returned to our ordinary duties.

That evening the Henniker was no better than she had been during the

day. Her brief sojourn in society that afternoon had not improved her a

bit, Flanagan, as usual, suggested a plausible reason.

"I expect," whispered he, "she went after a new pupil and didn't hook

him; that's why she's in such a precious tantrum."

"Flanagan!" cried the well-known voice--"Flanagan, come here!"

Flanagan obeyed, and stood meekly before the tyrant.

"This is the eighth time to-day, Flanagan, I have rebuked you for

talking. You are detained for the rest of the term. Hold out your

hand, Flanagan!"

It was not often the Henniker inflicted corporal punishment herself;

when she did it was pretty smart, as Flanagan found. In the absence of

a cane she had used the ruler, and as Flanagan--who unsuspectingly

supposed she was merely seized with a desire to inspect his nails--held

out his hand knuckles upwards, the ruler descended on his knuckles with

such force that the luckless youth howled for astonishment, and

performed a dance _solo_ in the middle of the floor.

We were sorry for him, yet we inwardly smiled to think how soon the

tables would be turned.

That night, just before we went to bed, as I was in the shoe-room

looking for my slippers, I had the satisfaction of hearing the Henniker

say to the kitchen-maid, "Matilda, we're getting short of bread. Let

the baker know to call on Monday next week."

Things could not have promised better for our desperate scheme!

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