TUXEDO PARK, NEW YORK.

Unto you greetings and salutation and worship, you dear, sweet little

rightly-named Joy! I can see you now almost as vividly as I saw you that

night when you sat flashing and beaming upon those sombre swallow-tails.

“Fair as a star when only one

Is shining in the sky.”

Oh, you were indeed the only one--there wasn't even the remotest chance

of competition with you, dear! Ah, you are a decoration, you little

witch!

The idea of your house going to the wanton expense of a flower

garden!--aren't you enough? And what do you want to go and discourage

the other flowers for? Is that the right spirit? is it considerate? is

it kind? How do you suppose they feel when you come around--looking

the way you look? And you so pink and sweet and dainty and lovely and

supernatural? Why, it makes them feel embarrassed and artificial, of

course; and in my opinion it is just as pathetic as it can be. Now then

you want to reform--dear--and do right.

Well certainly you are well off, Joy:

3 bantams;

3 goldfish;

3 doves;

6 canaries;

2 dogs;

1 cat;

All you need, now, to be permanently beyond the reach of want, is one

more dog--just one more good, gentle, high principled, affectionate,

loyal dog who wouldn't want any nobler service than the golden

privilege of lying at your door, nights, and biting everything that came

along--and I am that very one, and ready to come at the dropping of a

hat.

Do you think you could convey my love and thanks to your “daddy” and

Owen Seaman and those other oppressed and down-trodden subjects of

yours, you darling small tyrant?

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