SAML.

The Reid and Simmons mentioned in the foregoing were Robert Reid and

Edward Simmons, distinguished painter--the latter a brilliant,

fluent, and industrious talker. The title; “Fire-escape Simmons,”

which Clemens gives him, originated when Oliver Herford, whose

quaint wit has so long delighted New-Yorkers, one day pinned up by

the back door of the Players the notice: “Exit in case of Simmons.”

Gwen, a popular novel of that day, was written by Blanche Willis

Howard.

“Jamie” Dodge, in the next letter, was the son of Mrs. Mary Mapes

Dodge, editor of St. Nicholas.

*****

To Clara Clemens, in Paris:

MR. ROGERS'S OFFICE, Feb. 5, '94.

Dear Benny--I was intending to answer your letter to-day, but I am

away down town, and will simply whirl together a sentence or two for

good-fellowship. I have bought photographs of Coquelin and Jane Hading

and will ask them to sign them. I shall meet Coquelin tomorrow night,

and if Hading is not present I will send her picture to her by somebody.

I am to breakfast with Madame Nordica in a few days, and meantime I hope

to get a good picture of her to sign. She was of the breakfast company

yesterday, but the picture of herself which she signed and gave me does

not do her majestic beauty justice.

I am too busy to attend to the photo-collecting right, because I have

to live up to the name which Jamie Dodge has given me--the “Belle of

New York”--and it just keeps me rushing. Yesterday I had engagements to

breakfast at noon, dine at 3, and dine again at 7. I got away from the

long breakfast at 2 p. m., went and excused myself from the 3 o'clock

dinner, then lunched with Mrs. Dodge in 58th street, returned to the

Players and dressed, dined out at 9, and was back at Mrs. Dodge's at 10

p. m. where we had magic-lantern views of a superb sort, and a lot of

yarns until an hour after midnight, and got to bed at 2 this morning--a

good deal of a gain on my recent hours. But I don't get tired; I sleep

as sound as a dead person, and always wake up fresh and strong--usually

at exactly 9.

I was at breakfast lately where people of seven separate nationalities

sat and the seven languages were going all the time. At my side sat

a charming gentleman who was a delightful and active talker, and

interesting. He talked glibly to those folks in all those seven

languages and still had a language to spare! I wanted to kill him, for

very envy.

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