To Mr. John Brown, in Edinburgh

HARTFORD, June 1, 1882.

MY DEAR MR. BROWN,--I was three thousand miles from home, at breakfast

in New Orleans, when the damp morning paper revealed the sorrowful

news among the cable dispatches. There was no place in America, however

remote, or however rich, or poor or high or humble where words of

mourning for your father were not uttered that morning, for his works

had made him known and loved all over the land. To Mrs. Clemens and me,

the loss is personal; and our grief the grief one feels for one who

was peculiarly near and dear. Mrs. Clemens has never ceased to express

regret that we came away from England the last time without going to see

him, and often we have since projected a voyage across the Atlantic for

the sole purpose of taking him by the hand and looking into his kind

eyes once more before he should be called to his rest.

We both thank you greatly for the Edinburgh papers which you sent. My

wife and I join in affectionate remembrances and greetings to yourself

and your aunt, and in the sincere tender of our sympathies.

Faithfully yours,

S. L. CLEMENS.

Our Susie is still “Megalops.” He gave her that name:

Can you spare a photograph of your father? We have none but the one

taken in a group with ourselves.

William Dean Howells, at the age of forty-five, reached what many

still regard his highest point of achievement in American realism.

His novel, The Rise of Silas Lapham, which was running as a Century

serial during the summer of 1882, attracted wide attention, and upon

its issue in book form took first place among his published novels.

Mark Twain, to the end of his life, loved all that Howells wrote.

Once, long afterward, he said: “Most authors give us glimpses of a

radiant moon, but Howells's moon shines and sails all night long.”

When the instalments of The Rise of Silas Lapham began to appear, he

overflowed in adjectives, the sincerity of which we need not doubt,

in view of his quite open criticisms of the author's reading

delivery.

*****

To W. D. Howells, in Belmont, Mass.:

MY DEAR HOWELLS,--I am in a state of wild enthusiasm over this

July instalment of your story. It's perfectly dazzling--it's

masterly--incomparable. Yet I heard you read it--without losing my

balance. Well, the difference between your reading and your writing

is-remarkable. I mean, in the effects produced and the impression left

behind. Why, the one is to the other as is one of Joe Twichell's yarns

repeated by a somnambulist. Goodness gracious, you read me a chapter,

and it is a gentle, pearly dawn, with a sprinkle of faint stars in it;

but by and by I strike it in print, and shout to myself, “God bless us,

how has that pallid former spectacle been turned into these gorgeous

sunset splendors!”

Well, I don't care how much you read your truck to me, you can't

permanently damage it for me that way. It is always perfectly fresh and

dazzling when I come on it in the magazine. Of course I recognize the

form of it as being familiar--but that is all. That is, I remember it as

pyrotechnic figures which you set up before me, dead and cold, but

ready for the match--and now I see them touched off and all ablaze with

blinding fires. You can read, if you want to, but you don't read worth

a damn. I know you can read, because your readings of Cable and your

repeatings of the German doctor's remarks prove that.

That's the best drunk scene--because the truest--that I ever read. There

are touches in it that I never saw any writer take note of before. And

they are set before the reader with amazing accuracy. How very drunk,

and how recently drunk, and how altogether admirably drunk you must have

been to enable you to contrive that masterpiece!

Why I didn't notice that that religious interview between Marcia and

Mrs. Halleck was so deliciously humorous when you read it to me--but

dear me, it's just too lovely for anything. (Wrote Clark to collar it

for the “Library.”)

Hang it, I know where the mystery is, now; when you are reading, you

glide right along, and I don't get a chance to let the things soak home;

but when I catch it in the magazine, I give a page 20 or 30 minutes in

which to gently and thoroughly filter into me. Your humor is so very

subtle, and elusive--(well, often it's just a vanishing breath of

perfume which a body isn't certain he smelt till he stops and takes

another smell) whereas you can smell other...

(Remainder obliterated.)

Among Mark Twain's old schoolmates in Hannibal was little Helen

Kercheval, for whom in those early days he had a very tender spot

indeed. But she married another schoolmate, John Garth, who in time

became a banker, highly respected and a great influence. John and

Helen Garth have already been mentioned in the letter of May 17th.

*****

To John Garth, in Hannibal:

HARTFORD, July 3 '82.

DEAR JOHN,--Your letter of June 19 arrived just one day after we ought

to have been in Elmira, N. Y. for the summer: but at the last moment the

baby was seized with scarlet fever. I had to telegraph and countermand

the order for special sleeping car; and in fact we all had to fly around

in a lively way and undo the patient preparations of weeks--rehabilitate

the dismantled house, unpack the trunks, and so on. A couple of days

later, the eldest child was taken down with so fierce a fever that

she was soon delirious--not scarlet fever, however. Next, I myself was

stretched on the bed with three diseases at once, and all of them fatal.

But I never did care for fatal diseases if I could only have privacy and

room to express myself concerning them.

We gave early warning, and of course nobody has entered the house in

all this time but one or two reckless old bachelors--and they probably

wanted to carry the disease to the children of former flames of theirs.

The house is still in quarantine and must remain so for a week or two

yet--at which time we are hoping to leave for Elmira.

Always your friend

S. L. CLEMENS.

By the end of summer Howells was in Europe, and Clemens, in Elmira,

was trying to finish his Mississippi book, which was giving him a

great deal of trouble. It was usually so with his non-fiction

books; his interest in them was not cumulative; he was prone to grow

weary of them, while the menace of his publisher's contract was

maddening. Howells's letters, meant to be comforting, or at least

entertaining, did not always contribute to his peace of mind. The

Library of American Humor which they had planned was an added

burden. Before sailing, Howells had written: “Do you suppose you

can do your share of the reading at Elmira, while you are writing at

the Mississippi book?”

In a letter from London, Howells writes of the good times he is

having over there with Osgood, Hutton, John Hay, Aldrich, and Alma

Tadema, excursioning to Oxford, feasting, especially “at the Mitre

Tavern, where they let you choose your dinner from the joints

hanging from the rafter, and have passages that you lose yourself in

every time you try to go to your room.... Couldn't you and Mrs.

Clemens step over for a little while?... We have seen lots of

nice people and have been most pleasantly made of; but I would

rather have you smoke in my face, and talk for half a day just for

pleasure, than to go to the best house or club in London.” The

reader will gather that this could not be entirely soothing to a man

shackled by a contract and a book that refused to come to an end.

*****

To W. D. Howells, in London:

HARTFORD, CONN. Oct 30, 1882.

MY DEAR HOWELLS,--I do not expect to find you, so I shan't spend many

words on you to wind up in the perdition of some European dead-letter

office. I only just want to say that the closing installments of the

story are prodigious. All along I was afraid it would be impossible for

you to keep up so splendidly to the end; but you were only, I see now,

striking eleven. It is in these last chapters that you struck twelve. Go

on and write; you can write good books yet, but you can never match

this one. And speaking of the book, I inclose something which has been

happening here lately.

We have only just arrived at home, and I have not seen Clark on our

matters. I cannot see him or any one else, until I get my book finished.

The weather turned cold, and we had to rush home, while I still lacked

thirty thousand words. I had been sick and got delayed. I am going to

write all day and two thirds of the night, until the thing is done, or

break down at it. The spur and burden of the contract are intolerable to

me. I can endure the irritation of it no longer. I went to work at

nine o'clock yesterday morning, and went to bed an hour after midnight.

Result of the day, (mainly stolen from books, tho' credit given,) 9500

words, so I reduced my burden by one third in one day. It was five days

work in one. I have nothing more to borrow or steal; the rest must all

be written. It is ten days work, and unless something breaks, it will be

finished in five. We all send love to you and Mrs. Howells, and all the

family.

Yours as ever,

MARK.

Again, from Villeneuve, on lake Geneva, Howells wrote urging him this

time to spend the winter with them in Florence, where they would write

their great American Comedy of 'Orme's Motor,' “which is to enrich us

beyond the dreams of avarice.... We could have a lot of fun writing it,

and you could go home with some of the good old Etruscan malaria in your

bones, instead of the wretched pinch-beck Hartford article that you are

suffering from now.... it's a great opportunity for you. Besides, nobody

over there likes you half as well as I do.”

It should be added that 'Orme's Motor' was the provisional title that

Clemens and Howells had selected for their comedy, which was to be

built, in some measure, at least, around the character, or rather from

the peculiarities, of Orion Clemens. The Cable mentioned in Mark Twain's

reply is, of course, George W. Cable, who only a little while before had

come up from New Orleans to conquer the North with his wonderful tales

and readings.

*****

To W. D. Howells, in Switzerland:

HARTFORD, Nov. 4th, 1882.

MY DEAR HOWELLS,--Yes, it would be profitable for me to do that,

because with your society to help me, I should swiftly finish this now

apparently interminable book. But I cannot come, because I am not Boss

here, and nothing but dynamite can move Mrs. Clemens away from home in

the winter season.

I never had such a fight over a book in my life before. And the

foolishest part of the whole business is, that I started Osgood to

editing it before I had finished writing it. As a consequence, large

areas of it are condemned here and there and yonder, and I have the

burden of these unfilled gaps harassing me and the thought of the broken

continuity of the work, while I am at the same time trying to build the

last quarter of the book. However, at last I have said with sufficient

positiveness that I will finish the book at no particular date; that I

will not hurry it; that I will not hurry myself; that I will take things

easy and comfortably, write when I choose to write, leave it alone when

I so prefer. The printers must wait, the artists, the canvassers, and

all the rest. I have got everything at a dead standstill, and that is

where it ought to be, and that is where it must remain; to follow any

other policy would be to make the book worse than it already is. I ought

to have finished it before showing to anybody, and then sent it across

the ocean to you to be edited, as usual; for you seem to be a great

many shades happier than you deserve to be, and if I had thought of this

thing earlier, I would have acted upon it and taken the tuck somewhat

out of your joyousness.

In the same mail with your letter, arrived the enclosed from Orme the

motor man. You will observe that he has an office. I will explain that

this is a law office and I think it probably does him as much good to

have a law office without anything to do in it, as it would another

man to have one with an active business attached. You see he is on the

electric light lay now. Going to light the city and allow me to take all

the stock if I want to. And he will manage it free of charge. It never

would occur to this simple soul how much less costly it would be to me,

to hire him on a good salary not to manage it. Do you observe the same

old eagerness, the same old hurry, springing from the fear that if he

does not move with the utmost swiftness, that colossal opportunity

will escape him? Now just fancy this same frantic plunging after vast

opportunities, going on week after week with this same man, during fifty

entire years, and he has not yet learned, in the slightest degree, that

there isn't any occasion to hurry; that his vast opportunity will always

wait; and that whether it waits or flies, he certainly will never catch

it. This immortal hopefulness, fortified by its immortal and unteachable

misjudgment, is the immortal feature of this character, for a play;

and we will write that play. We should be fools else. That staccato

postscript reads as if some new and mighty business were imminent, for

it is slung on the paper telegraphically, all the small words left

out. I am afraid something newer and bigger than the electric light is

swinging across his orbit. Save this letter for an inspiration. I have

got a hundred more.

Cable has been here, creating worshipers on all hands. He is a marvelous

talker on a deep subject. I do not see how even Spencer could unwind

a thought more smoothly or orderly, and do it in a cleaner, clearer,

crisper English. He astounded Twichell with his faculty. You know

when it comes down to moral honesty, limpid innocence, and utterly

blemishless piety, the Apostles were mere policemen to Cable; so with

this in mind you must imagine him at a midnight dinner in Boston the

other night, where we gathered around the board of the Summerset Club;

Osgood, full, Boyle O'Reilly, full, Fairchild responsively loaded, and

Aldrich and myself possessing the floor, and properly fortified. Cable

told Mrs. Clemens when he returned here, that he seemed to have been

entertaining himself with horses, and had a dreamy idea that he must

have gone to Boston in a cattle-car. It was a very large time. He called

it an orgy. And no doubt it was, viewed from his standpoint.

I wish I were in Switzerland, and I wish we could go to Florence; but we

have to leave these delights to you; there is no helping it. We all join

in love to you and all the family.

Yours as ever

MARK.

XXIII. LETTERS, 1883, TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. A GUEST OF THE MARQUIS OF

LORNE. THE HISTORY GAME. A PLAY BY HOWELLS AND MARK TWAIN.

Mark Twain, in due season, finished the Mississippi book and placed

it in Osgood's hands for publication. It was a sort of partnership

arrangement in which Clemens was to furnish the money to make the

book, and pay Osgood a percentage for handling it. It was, in fact,

the beginning of Mark Twain's adventures as a publisher.

Howells was not as happy in Florence as he had hoped to be. The

social life there overwhelmed him. In February he wrote: “Our two

months in Florence have been the most ridiculous time that ever even

half-witted people passed. We have spent them in chasing round

after people for whom we cared nothing, and being chased by them.

My story isn't finished yet, and what part of it is done bears the

fatal marks of haste and distraction. Of course, I haven't put pen

to paper yet on the play. I wring my hands and beat my breast when

I think of how these weeks have been wasted; and how I have been

forced to waste them by the infernal social circumstances from which

I couldn't escape.”

Clemens, now free from the burden of his own book, was light of

heart and full of ideas and news; also of sympathy and appreciation.

Howells's story of this time was “A Woman's Reason.” Governor

Jewell, of this letter, was Marshall Jewell, Governor of Connecticut

from 1871 to 1873. Later, he was Minister to Russia, and in 1874

was United States Postmaster-General.

*****

To W. D. Howells, in Florence:

HARTFORD, March 1st, 1883.

MY DEAR HOWELLS,--We got ourselves ground up in that same mill, once,

in London, and another time in Paris. It is a kind of foretaste of hell.

There is no way to avoid it except by the method which you have now

chosen. One must live secretly and cut himself utterly off from the

human race, or life in Europe becomes an unbearable burden and work

an impossibility. I learned something last night, and maybe it may

reconcile me to go to Europe again sometime. I attended one of the

astonishingly popular lectures of a man by the name of Stoddard, who

exhibits interesting stereopticon pictures and then knocks the interest

all out of them with his comments upon them. But all the world go there

to look and listen, and are apparently well satisfied. And they ought to

be fully satisfied, if the lecturer would only keep still, or die in the

first act. But he described how retired tradesmen and farmers in Holland

load a lazy scow with the family and the household effects, and then

loaf along the waterways of the low countries all the summer long,

paying no visits, receiving none, and just lazying a heavenly life out

in their own private unpestered society, and doing their literary work,

if they have any, wholly uninterrupted. If you had hired such a boat and

sent for us we should have a couple of satisfactory books ready for

the press now with no marks of interruption, vexatious wearinesses, and

other hellishnesses visible upon them anywhere. We shall have to do this

another time. We have lost an opportunity for the present. Do you forget

that Heaven is packed with a multitude of all nations and that these

people are all on the most familiar how-the-hell-are-you footing with

Talmage swinging around the circle to all eternity hugging the saints

and patriarchs and archangels, and forcing you to do the same unless you

choose to make yourself an object of remark if you refrain? Then why do

you try to get to Heaven? Be warned in time.

We have all read your two opening numbers in the Century, and consider

them almost beyond praise. I hear no dissent from this verdict. I did

not know there was an untouched personage in American life, but I had

forgotten the auctioneer. You have photographed him accurately.

I have been an utterly free person for a month or two; and I do not

believe I ever so greatly appreciated and enjoyed--and realized the

absence of the chains of slavery as I do this time. Usually my first

waking thought in the morning is, “I have nothing to do to-day, I belong

to nobody, I have ceased from being a slave.” Of course the highest

pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.

Therefore I labor. But I take my time about it. I work one hour or four

as happens to suit my mind, and quit when I please. And so these days

are days of entire enjoyment. I told Clark the other day, to jog along

comfortable and not get in a sweat. I said I believed you would not be

able to enjoy editing that library over there, where you have your

own legitimate work to do and be pestered to death by society besides;

therefore I thought if he got it ready for you against your return, that

that would be best and pleasantest.

You remember Governor Jewell, and the night he told about Russia, down

in the library. He was taken with a cold about three weeks ago, and I

stepped over one evening, proposing to beguile an idle hour for him

with a yarn or two, but was received at the door with whispers, and the

information that he was dying. His case had been dangerous during that

day only and he died that night, two hours after I left. His taking

off was a prodigious surprise, and his death has been most widely and

sincerely regretted. Win. E. Dodge, the father-in-law of one of Jewell's

daughters, dropped suddenly dead the day before Jewell died, but Jewell

died without knowing that. Jewell's widow went down to New York, to

Dodge's house, the day after Jewell's funeral, and was to return here

day before yesterday, and she did--in a coffin. She fell dead, of

heart disease, while her trunks were being packed for her return home.

Florence Strong, one of Jewell's daughters, who lives in Detroit,

started East on an urgent telegram, but missed a connection somewhere,

and did not arrive here in time to see her father alive. She was his

favorite child, and they had always been like lovers together. He always

sent her a box of fresh flowers once a week to the day of his death; a

custom which he never suspended even when he was in Russia. Mrs. Strong

had only just reached her Western home again when she was summoned to

Hartford to attend her mother's funeral.

I have had the impulse to write you several times. I shall try to

remember better henceforth.

With sincerest regards to all of you,

Yours as ever,

MARK.

Mark Twain made another trip to Canada in the interest of copyright

--this time to protect the Mississippi book. When his journey was

announced by the press, the Marquis of Lorne telegraphed an

invitation inviting him to be his guest at Rideau Hall, in Ottawa.

Clemens accepted, of course, and was handsomely entertained by the

daughter of Queen Victoria and her husband, then Governor-General of

Canada.

On his return to Hartford he found that Osgood had issued a curious

little book, for which Clemens had prepared an introduction. It was

an absurd volume, though originally issued with serious intent, its

title being The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and

English.'--[The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and

English, by Pedro Caxolino, with an introduction by Mark Twain.

Osgood, Boston, 1883. ]--Evidently the “New Guide” was prepared by

some simple Portuguese soul with but slight knowledge of English

beyond that which could be obtained from a dictionary, and his

literal translation of English idioms are often startling, as, for

instance, this one, taken at random:

“A little learneds are happies enough for to may to satisfy their

fancies on the literature.”

Mark Twain thought this quaint book might amuse his royal hostess,

and forwarded a copy in what he considered to be the safe and proper

form.

*****

To Col. De Winton, in Ottawa, Canada:

HARTFORD, June 4, '83.

DEAR COLONEL DE WINTON,--I very much want to send a little book to her

Royal Highness--the famous Portuguese phrase book; but I do not know the

etiquette of the matter, and I would not wittingly infringe any rule of

propriety. It is a book which I perfectly well know will amuse her “some

at most” if she has not seen it before, and will still amuse her “some

at least,” even if she has inspected it a hundred times already. So

I will send the book to you, and you who know all about the proper

observances will protect me from indiscretion, in case of need, by

putting the said book in the fire, and remaining as dumb as I generally

was when I was up there. I do not rebind the thing, because that would

look as if I thought it worth keeping, whereas it is only worth glancing

at and casting aside.

Will you please present my compliments to Mrs. De Winton and Mrs.

Mackenzie?--and I beg to make my sincere compliments to you, also, for

your infinite kindnesses to me. I did have a delightful time up there,

most certainly.

Truly yours

S. L. CLEMENS.

P. S. Although the introduction dates a year back, the book is only just

now issued. A good long delay.

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