224 F. STREET WASHINGTON Feb. 6, 1868.

MY DEAR MOTHER AND SISTER,--For two months there have been some fifty

applications before the government for the postmastership of San

Francisco, which is the heaviest concentration of political power on the

coast and consequently is a post which is much coveted.,

When I found that a personal friend of mine, the Chief Editor of the

Alta was an applicant I said I didn't want it--I would not take $10,000

a year out of a friend's pocket.

The two months have passed, I heard day before yesterday that a new and

almost unknown candidate had suddenly turned up on the inside track, and

was to be appointed at once. I didn't like that, and went after his case

in a fine passion. I hunted up all our Senators and representatives and

found that his name was actually to come from the President early in the

morning.

Then Judge Field said if I wanted the place he could pledge me the

President's appointment--and Senator Conness said he would guarantee

me the Senate's confirmation. It was a great temptation, but it would

render it impossible to fill my book contract, and I had to drop the

idea.

I have to spend August and September in Hartford which isn't San

Francisco. Mr. Conness offers me any choice out of five influential

California offices. Now, some day or other I shall want an office and

then, just my luck, I can't get it, I suppose.

They want to send me abroad, as a Consul or a Minister. I said I didn't

want any of the pie. God knows I am mean enough and lazy enough, now,

without being a foreign consul.

Sometime in the course of the present century I think they will create a

Commissioner of Patents, and then I hope to get a berth for Orion.

I published 6 or 7 letters in the Tribune while I was gone, now I cannot

get them. I suppose I must have them copied.

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