SAML L. CLEMENS.

He was in Philadelphia when he wrote the nest letter that has come

down to us, and apparently satisfied with the change. It is a

letter to Orion Clemens, who had disposed of his paper, but

evidently was still in Hannibal. An extended description of a trip

to Fairmount Park is omitted because of its length, its chief

interest being the tendency it shows to descriptive writing--the

field in which he would make his first great fame. There is,

however, no hint of humor, and only a mild suggestion of the author

of the Innocents Abroad in this early attempt. The letter as here

given is otherwise complete, the omissions being indicated.

To Orion Clemens, in Hannibal:

PHILADELPHIA, PA. Oct. 26,1853.

MY DEAR BROTHER,--It was at least two weeks before I left New York, that

I received my last letter from home: and since then, not a word have I

heard from any of you. And now, since I think of it, it wasn't a letter,

either, but the last number of the “Daily Journal,” saying that that

paper was sold, and I very naturally supposed from that, that the family

had disbanded, and taken up winter quarters in St. Louis. Therefore, I

have been writing to Pamela, till I've tired of it, and have received no

answer. I have been writing for the last two or three weeks, to send Ma

some money, but devil take me if I knew where she was, and so the money

has slipped out of my pocket somehow or other, but I have a dollar left,

and a good deal owing to me, which will be paid next Monday. I shall

enclose the dollar in this letter, and you can hand it to her. I know

it's a small amount, but then it will buy her a handkerchief, and at the

same time serve as a specimen of the kind of stuff we are paid with in

Philadelphia, for you see it's against the law, in Pennsylvania, to keep

or pass a bill of less denomination than $5. I have only seen two or

three bank bills since I have been in the State. On Monday the hands are

paid off in sparkling gold, fresh from the Mint; so your dreams are not

troubled with the fear of having doubtful money in your pocket.

I am subbing at the Inquirer office. One man has engaged me to work for

him every Sunday till the first of next April, (when I shall return home

to take Ma to Ky;) and another has engaged my services for the 24th of

next month; and if I want it, I can get subbing every night of the week.

I go to work at 7 o'clock in the evening, and work till 3 o'clock the

next morning. I can go to the theatre and stay till 12 o'clock and then

go to the office, and get work from that till 3 the next morning; when

I go to bed, and sleep till 11 o'clock, then get up and loaf the rest of

the day. The type is mostly agate and minion, with some bourgeois; and

when one gets a good agate take,--[“Agate,” “minion,” etc., sizes of

type; “take,” a piece of work. Type measurement is by ems, meaning the

width of the letter 'm'.]--he is sure to make money. I made $2.50 last

Sunday, and was laughed at by all the hands, the poorest of whom sets

11,000 on Sunday; and if I don't set 10,000, at least, next Sunday,

I'll give them leave to laugh as much as they want to. Out of the 22

compositors in this office, 12 at least, set 15,000 on Sunday.

Unlike New York, I like this Philadelphia amazingly, and the people in

it. There is only one thing that gets my “dander” up--and that is

the hands are always encouraging me: telling me--“it's no use to get

discouraged--no use to be down-hearted, for there is more work here than

you can do!” “Down-hearted,” the devil! I have not had a particle of

such a feeling since I left Hannibal, more than four months ago. I fancy

they'll have to wait some time till they see me down-hearted or afraid

of starving while I have strength to work and am in a city of 400,000

inhabitants. When I was in Hannibal, before I had scarcely stepped out

of the town limits, nothing could have convinced me that I would starve

as soon as I got a little way from home....

The grave of Franklin is in Christ Church-yard, corner of Fifth and Arch

streets. They keep the gates locked, and one can only see the flat slab

that lies over his remains and that of his wife; but you cannot see the

inscription distinctly enough to read it. The inscription, I believe,

reads thus:

“Benjamin |

and | Franklin”

Deborah |

I counted 27 cannons (6 pounders) planted in the edge of the sidewalk in

Water St. the other day. They are driven into the ground, about a foot,

with the mouth end upwards. A ball is driven fast into the mouth of

each, to exclude the water; they look like so many posts. They were

put there during the war. I have also seen them planted in this manner,

round the old churches, in N. Y.....

There is one fine custom observed in Phila. A gentleman is always

expected to hand up a lady's money for her. Yesterday, I sat in the

front end of the 'bus, directly under the driver's box--a lady sat

opposite me. She handed me her money, which was right. But, Lord! a St.

Louis lady would think herself ruined, if she should be so familiar with

a stranger. In St. Louis a man will sit in the front end of the stage,

and see a lady stagger from the far end, to pay her fare. The Phila.

'bus drivers cannot cheat. In the front of the stage is a thing like an

office clock, with figures from 0 to 40, marked on its face. When the

stage starts, the hand of the clock is turned toward the 0. When you get

in and pay your fare, the driver strikes a bell, and the hand moves

to the figure 1--that is, “one fare, and paid for,” and there is your

receipt, as good as if you had it in your pocket. When a passenger pays

his fare and the driver does not strike the bell immediately, he is

greeted “Strike that bell! will you?”

I must close now. I intend visiting the Navy Yard, Mint, etc., before

I write again. You must write often. You see I have nothing to write

interesting to you, while you can write nothing that will not interest

me. Don't say my letters are not long enough. Tell Jim Wolfe to write.

Tell all the boys where I am, and to write. Jim Robinson, particularly.

I wrote to him from N. Y. Tell me all that is going on in H--l.

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