OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

Is not _Come Out To Play_ (CONSTABLE) a delightful title for a story?

And, believe me, not better than the story itself, which I should

call, save for one defect, a perfect masterpiece in miniature. To have

done with blame, I will say at once that the defect is the end, which,

to my thinking at least, seems both inartistic and cowardly. I can

hardly explain my meaning more clearly without spoiling your

enjoyment. But I will hint that this tragedy of unfulfilled promise

(for the book is a tragedy, though concealed beneath a surface

merriment) seemed too delicate for so melodramatic a climax. Miss M.

E. F. IRWIN writes with an ease and finish that is amazing. She has

form, too, and a quite unusual beauty of style that gives to her work

something that is very difficult to analyse. The book is the story of

a boy called _Truffles_ (which of course was not his real name), a boy

with a long white face and dark eyes under heavy lids that gave him

the look of Pierrot. Nothing very special happens in his life. He has

a genial spendthrift father, a prig of an elder brother, a rather

jolly sister and a host of admiring friends. And the lot of them drift

along in the artificial comedy of London existence in peacetime,

flirting and idling, working and loving, all a little

self-consciously; setting their emotions for the most part to an

accompaniment of popular comic songs, those vacuous jingles whose

light-heartedness Time so quickly turns to a wistful and poignant

melancholy. You will gather that the actual story is no great matter.

It is the faintly pathetic grace of the telling that makes this book

one of the very few to which the misused adjective "beautiful" can

honestly be applied. Perhaps in reading it you may be reminded, as I

was, of another modern novel, one that was praised greatly in these

pages and has leapt since to fame. I name no names, because I am far

indeed from charging Miss IRWIN with imitation. The more present-day

writers who can display this same sensitive and compelling charm, the

better I shall be pleased.

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The perfect children's-book must be one of the most difficult things

in the world to write. The qualities it would demand are so varied and

the dangers so many. You must, for example, be just sentimental enough

to obtain sympathy, yet never so much as to invite suspicion of being

sloppy. There must be adventure for the adventurous, colour for the

romantic and magic for everybody. Frankly I cannot say that Mr. H. DE

VERE STACPOOLE has achieved the ideal; but in _Poppyland_ (LANE) he

has certainly strung together a number of stories that most children

are sure to like. I fancy their favourite will be "The Little Prince,"

a story in which all the right things happen--beggar girls turn out to

be Countesses, and handsome Princes suffer a strictly temporary

decline into beggary--and all in an agreeable Neapolitan setting,

which, as the advertisements say, "will appeal to children of larger

growth." With his fairies Mr. STACPOOLE is, to my thinking, a degree

less successful. The worst of tales about storks and magic gardens and

cripple-boys and the like is that, however freshly you set forth,

sooner or later you are sure to find yourself in the foot-prints of

the old wizard of Denmark. If I had loved my HANS CHRISTIAN less, I

should have better appreciated certain tales in this collection that

inevitably recalled him. Still, the whole is pleasant enough. I wish I

could say also that I liked the illustrations, but, with exceptions,

these seemed to me both ugly and pretentious. The best exception was

one of the old stork, a delightful piece of colour for the sake of

which I can almost forget some of the others.

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Miss MACNAUGHTAN always writes very charmingly and with plenty of

humour, and in dedicating _A Green Englishman_ (SMITH, ELDER) to "My

Canadian friends" she must, I think, be too unconscious of her powers,

for this collection of stories is far from being a valuable

endorsement of the flowery praises of the emigration bureaux. Very

little hope is held out to the young man of good family who is a

gentleman and something of a sportsman, and proposes to pick up gold

on the pavements or the prairies of the West. I do not mean that the

writer is ungenerous either to the Dominion or to its people, but she

takes no pains to conceal the terror that lives with the beauty of its

vast spaces, and she does not represent the struggle to "make good" as

altogether a lovely thing. Perhaps the most ambitious of these

sketches, certainly the one which conforms most nearly to the "short

story" model, describes the fate of a clergyman's daughter who pays a

visit to Macredie, "somewhere on the C. P. R. line," and marries a

farmer and land-speculator, chiefly because this is her last chance of

marrying at all. The horror of the silence and the snow, when her

husband leaves her to face a Canadian winter alone, because he has

business in England, eventually drives her mad; and though most of the

stories are in a lighter vein than this, and there is plenty of the

humorous sentiment in which Miss MACNAUGHTAN excels, the moral that I

draw from the book as a whole is, "Visit Canada by all means, but,

unless you are a Scotchman of the very doggedest type, don't stay

there."

* * *

The hiding of lights under bushels may be all very wellin private

life, but is misplaced in the book-publishing business. I thoroughly

disapprove of the title and the outside cover of the Hon. Mrs.

DOWDELL'S latest collection of leisurely essays, _Joking Apart_

(DUCKWORTH). The one suggests a heart-to-heart talk on the things that

matter or else an outburst of boisterous farce, while the other is

merely dismal. The two together are enough to put the public off a

really good thing. Mrs. DOWDELL treats of the domestic and social side

of feminine life in that peculiar vein of humour which is neither

joking nor yet joking apart; her writing reminds me of those

least-to-be-forgotten evenings of my life when I have been lucky

enough to listen for hours to a real pucker conversationalist in the

best of spirits and at the top of his form. The words that passed are

forgotten; it is even difficult to remember what all the talk was

about; but the recollection remains of having heard the truth of

things for once, neither laughed at nor wept over, but very brightly

revealed. Of twenty excellent chapters I much prefer the one about

woman's sphere in electioneering; as to the thumb-nail illustrations

in the margin, they show bad draughtsmanship, but some are

delightfully apt.

* * *

Mr. LINCOLN COLCORD, writer of short stories of the sea, republished

under title _The Game of Life and Death_ (MACMILLAN), has taken no

pains to conceal his admirable model. There surely never was, outside

conscious parody, so conspicuously derivative a method of handling

similar types and subjects. It was a bold thing to do. He has not

CONRAD'S fastidious sense of words, nor his masterly suggestion of

atmosphere, so much more felt than actually expressed, nor his patient

sure unravelling of motives; and in "The Voice of the Dead" he commits

a piece of shocking bad Wardour Street, of which by no conceivable

lapse could his master have been guilty. But there is a whiff of the

sea in his work; his types, if cruder, have life, and he often

contrives some ingenious turn in the situation which gives the story

interest. _The Game of Life and Death_--which ends in a hand of poker

played between Chinese merchants and pirates, with two lives and much

money and gear for stake--is a good yarn, though it leans on the

inartistic unlikelihood of a royal capping a straight flush--which is

piling it on too thick. The tale of "The Moths" that haunted a man who

took them for the souls of wronged women provides a sufficient thrill.

"De Long" is just the kind of story of the crooked cosmopolitan

ship-chandler that CONRAD would write, indeed has written. _Nichols_,

the narrator of this and others, is made after the model of his

reflective skippers. And here the challenge gets too near for Mr.

COLCORD'S chances. Still the yarns go well with a seasoned pipe; and

that is no mean recommendation.

* * *

_The Honourable Percival_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON) may at least claim to

have established a record in one respect. I think I never met a

full-sized novel with a more slender plot. The _Honourable Percival

Hascombe_, on a pleasure tour in the Pacific, met _Miss Roberta

Boynton_, and fell in love with her. This, I give you my word, is all

there is of it. But, if you think that so slight a thread will be

insufficient to hold your interest, you reckon without the cunning of

ALICE HEGAN RICE, who has spun it. There are those of us who worship

_Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch_. There are also those who don't. But

while regretfully classing myself among the benighted to whom this

Best Seller appealed in vain, I hasten to add that I have nothing but

gratitude for _The Honourable Percival_. This record of a shipboard

romance is done with the daintiest art, delicate, tender, humorous,

and not (as is the fault with so many American romances)

oversweetened. The development of _Percival_ from a priggish

misanthrope to a man and a lover is beautifully told. Also a great

part of the charm of the tale lies in its setting, a series of

cinemascopic views of the ports touched at by the _S.S. Saluria_, so

vividly portrayed that you will close the book with quite the feeling

of the returned traveller. One small but poignant surprise the ending

has in store, which I will not spoil by anticipation.

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