I put him in the sock drawer again.

Evidently he had plans of his own. One week at the laundry and one

week at "Sunnyside," alternating, as it were, between taking the

waters and a rest cure.

I began to respect Alonzo, but at the same time I felt he must be

shown that there is such a thing as authority. I put him in a

cardboard box, addressed it myself, posted it myself, and wrote to the

manager myself. You think that settled him? You do not know Alonzo. He

is made of sterner stuff than that.

At the end of the week he was back again, well and cheerful. Coming of

a resourceful and determined race we tried other means--I forget how

many--of outing him. Once the manager took him away in a taxi and once

our Ann consigned him to the ash-pit.

It was no good. We had to give it up. We adopted him. As I write,

Alonzo rests in _his_ sock drawer, slightly fatigued but indomitable.

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