I knew John well. He was a warm-hearted man, and always remarkable

for his uprightness and integrity, and especially for a strict

determination to keep his word, whatever it might cost him so to do. As

an instance of this, I may mention, that having on one occasion had

a serious illness, in which he was given up by the doctor, he made

a will, in which he left many small legacies to poor people. John

recovered, but he thought it his duty to keep his word, and he paid

the legacies. To me, and to my brother, who lived in one of his

houses while we were at the school of Nairn, he acted the part of a

kind friend and guardian. He was perhaps too kind and indulgent to

us, indeed. No one dared to him to impute a fault to us, even when

we were guilty. I remember that he had a large garden, well stocked

with fruit trees, and gooseberry bushes. Often has the good old man

sent me into it, to steal fruit for myself and brother, whilst he

watched at the door, lest his wife might surprise and detect me. Many

is the time that I have listened to him, with boyish wonder, as, with

lightning in his eye, he fought over again his battles of Culloden,

Bunker's Hill, and Ticonderoga.

As John had no children, his intended heir was a nephew. His greatest

desire in life was to marry him to a grand-daughter of his old

departed benefactress, the Pensassenach. He offered to settle his

whole fortune, which was not small, on the young lady, if she would

only marry his nephew; and John's wife did all in her power to back

up the proposal. But although the nephew was a good, well-doing lad,

he was not the man to take the young woman's fancy; and so the match

never took place.

CRUELTY OF THE DUKE OF CUMBERLAND AFTER THE BATTLE OF CULLODEN.

Clifford.--Is it possible that the Duke of Cumberland could have

authorized such atrocities, as the hanging up innocent servants in

the way you describe, Mr. Macpherson?

Dominie.--I am afraid that what I have asserted is but too true, sir.

Author.--I am sorry to say, that I am in possession of a document

which but too satisfactorily proves, that he did give most cruel

orders. It is an orderly book of the thirty-seventh regiment, which

was called Cholmondeley's Regiment; and in that I find, in the

general orders, dated "The Camp at Enwerness, Aprill 17th, 1746,"

the following entry:--"A captain and fifty foot to march directly,

and vizt all the cothidges in the naberhod of the field of batall,

and to search for rebbels, the officers and men will take notiss,

that the pubilick orders of the rabells yesterday was to give us no

quarters." This, I think, was a pretty broad hint to the men and the

officer commanding them, what it was that the Duke expected of them.

Grant.--Very distinct, indeed.

Author.--Not to be mistaken, I think.

Clifford.--Is there anything existing to establish that any such

order was given by the Prince, previous to the battle, as that to

which the Duke here alludes?

Author.--Not a vestige of any thing that I am aware of. But if

such orders had been given by the Prince, that circumstance would

have afforded no apology for him to have issued the order I have

now repeated to you, after the battle was over, and the enemy so

effectually cut to pieces in the field. Nothing, I think, could more

mark a sanguinary temper than his thus letting loose a body of men,

to visit all the neighbouring cottages, and to put to death, in cold

blood, all whom his ignorant and bloodthirsty myrmidons might choose

to consider as rebels. The slaughter in this way, of the innocent as

well as of the guilty, was said to have been immense.

Clifford.--The picture is horrible!

Grant.--It is horrible to think of it, even at this great distance

of time, seated comfortably, as I am at this moment, in this great

oaken arm-chair.

Serjeant.--And a comfortable arm-chair that is, sir; and many a good

day and queer night has it seen. If I am not mistaken, that was old

Alister Shaw of Inchrory's very chair.

Author.--Ay--who was Alister Shaw, Archy?

Serjeant.--Faith, sir, he was a queer tough little fellow,

Inchrory--for by that name he was always best known in the country--as

proud as a bantam cock on his own midden-head. The body cared not

for the King. I have two or three curious little anecdotes about him,

which I can tell you and the gentlemen, if you have no objections.

Clifford.--Objections, Mr Serjeant! I, the secretary, desire that

you shall tell them, without another moment's delay.

Serjeant.--Aweel, aweel, sir! I'll do that at your bidding. I'm not

accustomed to disobey the adjutant.

ALISTER SHAW OF INCHRORY.

It happened one day, gentlemen, that the Earl of Fife was travelling

up this glen, on his way over to his house of Mar Lodge, in Braemar,

and having stopped at Caochan-Seirceag over by yonder, he sent one

of his people across the meadow here, to tell Inchrory that he meant

to honour him with a visit. The gentleman knocked at the door, was

admitted by the goodwife, and ushered into Inchrory's presence. He

found him seated in his arm-chair, in the position which he always

occupied, that is, on the most comfortable side of the fire.

"Good day to you, Inchrory," said the gentleman, bowing.

"The same to you sir," said Inchrory, bowing his head very grandly

and ceremoniously, but without stirring.

"My Lord the Earl of Fife, who is halting at Caochan-Seirceag, on his

road to Braemar, has sent me over to tell you, that he means to step

aside from his way to visit you," said the gentleman.

"Well, sir," said Inchrory, proudly, "what of that? Tell him he

is welcome."

The gentleman, astonished with his reception, bowed and retired,

as an ambassador might have done from a royal presence.

"Well, sir," said Lord Fife to him, after he had rejoined him,

"is Inchrory at home?"

"He is at home, my Lord," replied the gentleman; "but he is the

surliest churl I ever came across."

"As how?" demanded the Earl.

"Why, my Lord, the little wretch never rose from his chair," replied

the gentleman; and then he repeated the conversation he had had with

Inchrory. "If your Lordship would take my council, you would e'en

continue your journey, and leave the bear to suck his own paws in

his own den."

"Why do you not flit [3] that insolent fellow," said Lord Fife to

James MacGrigor of Pitiveach, his factor, who happened to be with him;

"you are tacksman of this farm, and so you have it in your power to

turn him out."

"Why, my Lord," replied MacGrigor, "he and his forebears [4] have been

there for generations; and, though he certainly is a great original,

he is no bad fellow for all that."

"So, so," replied the Earl, laughing, "the fellow is an original,

is he? Then I must see him. It is something to discover so great a

potentate, holding his undisputed reign in wilds like these, so many

miles from any other human dwelling. I must visit him directly."

The fact was, that the Earl had but recently become possessed of

these Highland estates, and Inchrory looked upon him as a new man--a

Lowlander--whom it was his duty, as it was very much his inclination,

to despise; whilst the Earl, for his part, knowing that such was a

feeling which naturally enough pervaded the minds of the Highlanders,

even on his own newly acquired lands, was determined to do it away,

by using all manner of courtesy to every one with whom he might come

into contact. Above all things, he felt that the opportunity which he

now had of overcoming the prejudice of such a man as Inchrory, was by

no means to be lost. To Inchrory, therefore, he went without a moment's

delay, was admitted into the house, and ushered into the presence.

"Good day to you, Inchrory," said the Earl, bowing.

"Good day to you, Lord Fife," replied Inchrory, bowing with the

same formality as formerly, but still keeping his seat. "Sit down,

my Lord--sit down. Here is a chair beside me; for I always keep the

benmost [5] seat in my own house."

"Very right, Inchrory," said the Earl, smiling, and seating himself

accordingly beside his host; "and a very comfortable seat it seems

to be."

"Very comfortable," said Inchrory, setting himself more firmly into it;

"and I hope that one is easy for your Lordship."

"Very easy indeed," said Lord Fife; "a long ride, such as I have had,

would make a hard stone feel easy, and much more this chair beneath

your hospitable roof of Inchrory, and before your good fire, in this

bitter cold day."

"Well, well, my Lord," replied Inchrory, for the first time shaking

the Earl heartily by the hand, and very much pleased with the

familiar manner in which his visitor had so unexpectedly comported

himself,--"Well, all I can say is, that you are heartily welcome

to it.--Here, gudewife! Bring out the bottle. Lord Fife must taste

Inchrory's bottle; and bestir yourself, do you hear, and see what

you can give his Lordship to eat."

The whisky bottle was brought, and Inchrory drank the Earl's health,

who, without any ceremony, hobernobbed with him in turn. Mutton, ham,

cheese, broiled kipper salmon, bannocks and butter, were produced,

and put down promiscuously. The Earl ate like a hill farmer, and

partook moderately of the whisky, which Inchrory swallowed in large

and repeated bumpers to his Lordship's good health. He talked loud and

joyously, and the Earl familiarly humoured him to his full bent. They

were the greatest friends in the world. The Earl particularly delighted

Inchrory by praising, caressing, and feeding a great rough deer-hound,

which, roused from his lair in front of the fire by the entrance of the

eatables, put his long snout and cold nose into his Lordship's hand,

and craved his attention. But this dog had very nearly ruined all;

for the Earl was so much taken with the animal, that having left the

house after a very warm parting with Inchrory, he sent back his factor

to him, to offer to purchase the animal at any price.

"What!" cried Inchrory, drawing himself up in his chair, and looking

thunderbolts,--"What! does Lord Fife take me for a dog-dealer? I would

not sell my dog to any Lord in the land. I would not sell my dog to

the King on the throne. Tell his Lordship, I would as soon sell him

my wife!"

"What a stupid fellow I am, Inchrory!" said the factor. "Did I say that

it was the Earl that sent me? If I did, I was quite wrong. No! no! his

Lordship did no such thing. He only admired the dog so much, that

he could speak of nothing else as he crossed the meadow to join his

people. It was my mistake altogether. Hearing him admire your dog so

much, I thought it would be a kind act from me to you, my old friend,

just to ride back quietly, and give you a hint of it. 'I thought I

had the best dogs in all Scotland,' said the Earl, 'but that dog of

Inchrory's beats them all clean. He is worth them all put together. He

is a prince among dogs, as his master is a prince among men. Where

could you find a master worthy of such a dog but Inchrory himself--the

best fellow I have met with in all this country.'"

"Did the Earl of Fife say that?" cried Inchrory. "Here, bring me a

leash. Now," added he after having fastened it about the hound's neck,

"take hold of that, and lead the dog with you to the Earl, and tell

him that Inchrory begs he will accept of him as a present."

The Earl was delighted with the dog, as well as with the able conduct

of his ambassador who brought him; and he was no sooner fairly

established in his own house at Mar Lodge, than he sent an especial

messenger over the hill to Inchrory, with a letter from himself,

thanking him for his noble present, and requesting him to come and

pay him a visit. Inchrory most graciously accepted the invitation;

and the Earl took care to be prepared to give him a proper reception.

Inchrory, dressed in his best Highland costume, accoutred with sword,

dirk, and pistols complete, mounted his long tailed garron, and

rode over to Mar Lodge. When he arrived at the door, two grooms of

the Earl's were ready, one to hold his horse's head, and the other

his stirrup whilst he dismounted, and he was ushered into the house

by the house-steward, and through an alley of footmen, all richly

attired in the Earl's livery, till he was shewn into the room where

his Lordship was seated. Inchrory had never seen anything the least

like this before. But he was too proud to manifest the smallest

surprise--and holding up his head, he strode in with a dignified air,

and took all this pomp as if it had belonged to him of course. The

Earl was seated, amidst all his magnificence, in a great arm-chair

next the fire, with an empty one placed at his left hand.

"Good day to you, Inchrory," said the Earl to him as he entered,

and at the same time nodding his head familiarly as he spoke, but

without rising from his seat.

"Good day to you, my Lord," said Inchrory, strutting forward like a

turkey cock.

"Come away, and sit down beside me here, Inchrory," said the Earl,

"for I always keep the benmost seat in my own house."

"Right!--right, my Lord!" said Inchrory, seating himself beside

the Earl, and taking his hand and shaking it heartily, without any

sort of ceremony; "you are quite right, my Lord; that is exactly my

rule. Every man should have the benmost seat in his own house."

"You see that Luath hath not forgotten you," said the Earl, as the

great dog was manifesting his joy at seeing his old master.

"By my faith you have him in good quarters here!" said Inchrory,

observing that a quadruple fold of carpet had been spread for the

animal close in front of the fire.

"The best I can give him, Inchrory," said the Earl; "as, next to

his late master, he deserves the best at my hands. Here, bring the

bottle! Inchrory must taste the Earl of Fife's bottle! And, do you

hear, bring something for Inchrory to stay his hunger with after his

long ride!"

Immediately, as if by magic, several footmen entered with a table

covered with the richest viands and wines, which was placed close to

Inchrory's chair and that of the Earl. By especial order a bottle of

whisky appeared among the other liquors.

"Here's to ye, Inchrory!" said the Earl, after filling himself a

glass of whisky, and drinking to his guest with a hearty shake of

his hand. And,--

"Here's to you, my Lord," cried Inchrory, following his example in

a bumper of the same liquor.

Inchrory had no reason to complain of his entertainment during the

time he was at Mar Lodge. The Earl gave orders that every thing

should be done to please him; and the little man was highly pleased,

and as proud as a peacock. Amongst other things, hunting parties

were made in all directions through the neighbouring forests; and

although these were by no means expressly got up for him, yet he was

always brought so prominently forward on all such occasions, that,

in his pride, he believed, like the fly on the pillar, that the very

world was moving for him, and for him alone.

It happened that a Tenchil, or a driving of the woods for game of all

kinds, was one day held at Alnac. Inchrory was posted in a pass with

Farquharson of Allargue and Grant of Burnside in Cromdale, who was

one of Lord Fife's factors. This last mentioned gentleman, having

only arrived at Mar Lodge that morning, knew nothing of Inchrory

personally, though Inchrory knew something of him. So that, whilst

Farquharson, who was by this time well acquainted with Inchrory

and all his peculiarities, was treating him with all that respect,

which was at all times paid him by a universal agreement among Lord

Fife's friends then assembled as his guests, the little man was left

quite unnoticed by Burnside, and treated by him as nobody. Inchrory

was severely nettled at this apparently marked neglect on the part

of Burnside towards him. As usual on such occasions, the people who

had surrounded a large portion of the forest, gradually contracted

their circle, and their shouts increasing, and the dogs beginning to

range through the coverts, and to give tongue, game of all kinds came

popping singly out through the different passes where the hunters were

stationed. A short-legged, long-bodied, rough, cabbage-worm-looking

terrier, of the true Highland breed, came yelping along towards the

point where Burnside, Allargue, and Inchrory were posted near to

each other. All was anxiety and eager anticipation. A hart of the

first head was the least thing that was looked for. When,--lo, and

behold, out came an enormous wild-cat, the very tigger of our Highland

woods. Burnside had a capital chance of him, but fired at him, and

missed him. Inchrory immediately levelled his piece, and shot him dead.

"There's at you, clowns of Cromdale!" cried Inchrory, leering most

triumphantly and provokingly over his shoulder at Burnside.

"What do you mean by that, you rascal?" cried Burnside, firing up at

this insult, and at the same time striding towards Inchrory with every

possible demonstration of active hostility. "What do you mean by that,

you little shrimp?"

"Sir," said Inchrory, standing his ground boldly and proudly, "what

do you mean? I know nothing of you; and, it appears by your insolent

manners, that you know nothing of me."

"Stop, stop, gentlemen!" cried Allargue, running in between them;

"the fault is mine for having neglected to introduce you to each

other. Burnside, this is Inchrory, the particular friend of the Earl

of Fife;--and, Inchrory, this is Burnside, also a particular friend

of your friend, the Earl. This, I hope, is enough to put a stop to

any thing unpleasant between you."

"Oh!" said Burnside, who had caught the intelligent wink of the eye

which Allargue had secretly conveyed to him, whilst going through this

pompous introduction, and who had heard enough of Inchrory to enable

him to guess at the case and the character of the animal he had to

deal with, as well as to pick up his cue as to the proper way in which

he should treat him. "Oh, that is altogether another affair! Had I

only known the person in whose company I had the good fortune to be,

I should not have presumed to have fired a shot before him. But if I

have said any thing amiss, I am sure Inchrory will have the magnanimity

to forgive me, seeing that I have been already sufficiently punished

by the exhibition of bad gunning which I have unwittingly ventured

to make in presence of him, who is by all acknowledged to be the best

marksman in Scotland."

"Sir," said Inchrory, rising full a couple of inches higher in his

brogues, and coming forward to Burnside with extended palm, and with

a manner full of dignified condescension. "You are a gentleman of the

first water! I beg you will forget and forgive any expression which

in my ignorance I may have let fall, that may by chance have given

you offence."

"Sir, I am proud to shake hands with you," said Burnside, advancing

to give him a cordial squeeze.

"Sir," said Inchrory with a proud air, but at the same time shaking

him heartily by the hand, "any friend of my friend the Earl of Fife,

is my friend. Henceforth, sir, I am your sworn friend."

I daresay, gentlemen, I have given you enough of Inchrory to make you

sufficiently well acquainted with his character. But I have yet one

more anecdote of him, which I think brings it out more than all the

others. His wife, Ealsach, was one morning occupied in tending the

cattle at the shieling of Altanarroch. Lonely as you already know this

place of Inchrory to be, its loneliness was nothing when compared to

that of the shieling of Altanarroch, where even the cattle themselves

could only exist for a month or two during the finest part of the

year. Now, it happened that Ealsach, being in the family way, became

extremely anxious and unhappy as her time of confinement approached,

and her anxiety went on increasing daily, till at last she began

to think it very expedient to go home to Inchrory. The distance was

considerable, and the way rough enough in all conscience. But, having

the spirit of a Highland woman within her, she set out boldly on foot,

and arrived at Inchrory at an early hour in the morning. Her husband

met her at the door of the house, where she looked for a kind welcome

from him, and modestly signified the cause of her coming.

"Ha!" exclaimed he proudly, and with anger in his eye. "How is this

that you come on foot? How dared you to come home till I sent a horse

for you, that you might travel as Inchrory's wife ought to do?"

"No one saw how I came," replied his wife meekly. "I met nothing but

the moor-cocks and the pease-weeps on the hill."

"No matter," said Inchrory, "even the moor-cocks and the pease-weeps

should not have it to say, that they saw the wife of Inchrory tramping

home a-foot through the heather. Get thee back this moment every foot

of the way to Altanarroch, that I may send for thee as Inchrory's

wife ought to be sent for."

The poor woman knew that argument with him was useless. Without

entering the house, therefore, she was compelled to turn her weary

steps back to Altanarroch; and she was no sooner there, than a servant

appeared, leading by the bridle a horse, having a saddle on its back

covered with a green cloth, on which she was compelled to mount

forthwith, in order to ride home over the barren and desert moors

and mosses, in such style, as might satisfy the moor-cocks and the

pease-weeps, that she was the wife of Inchrory.

DRUM-HEAD COURT-MARTIAL AND SENTENCE ON INCHRORY.

Dominie.--What a vain windy-wallets of a body the creature must have

been! My humble opinion is, that he would have been much benefited

by a gentle tasting of my tawse.

Clifford.--Or the drummer's cat-o-nine-tails, Mr. Macpherson. But come,

gentlemen, who tells the next tale? I have nothing now on my book but

Old Stachcan, and Turfearabrad, both, as I understand, adjourned to

time and place more fitting. Come, I must beat up for a volunteer.

Author.--The circumstance of Mr. Macpherson having incidentally

mentioned Ticonderoga, towards the end of his account of the adventures

of Serjeant John Smith, has brought to my mind a legend of the family

of Campbell of Inverawe, which I had from a friend of mine, the story

of which is intimately connected with that most disastrous affair. If

you like I shall be happy to give it to you.

Clifford.--Andiamo dunque, Signore mio!--let's have it without

more delay.

THE LEGEND OF THE VISION OF CAMPBELL OF INVERAWE.

Perhaps you are all acquainted with the history of the Black Watch,

which, as Mr. Macpherson has already told you, was afterwards

formed into that gallant corps now immortalized by its actions as the

Forty-Second Highlanders? General Stewart of Garth, in his interesting

account of the Highland Regiments, tells us that it was originally

composed of independent companies, which were raised about 1725 or

1730. These were stationed in small bodies in different parts of the

country, in order to preserve the peace of the Highlands. It was,

in some sort, a great National Guard, and it was considered so great

an honour to belong to it, that most of the privates were the sons of

gentlemen or tenants. Most of them generally rode on horseback, and

had gillies to carry their arms at all times, except when they were

on parade or on duty. They were called Freiceadan Dubh, or the Black

Watch, from the dark colour of their well-known regimental tartan,

in opposition to the Seider-Deargg, or Red Soldiers, who were so

named from the colour of their coats. You may probably remember the

circumstance of their having been most unfairly marched to London,

under the pretence that they were to be reviewed by the King,--of

their having been ordered abroad,--of their refusal to go,--of their

having been moved, as if by one impulse pervading every indignant bosom

among them, to make that most extraordinary and interesting march of

retreat which they effected to Northampton,--of their having been

ultimately brought under subjection,--and, finally, of their brave

conduct in Flanders, from which country they returned in October 1745.

After their return to Great Britain, the Black Watch were ordered

into Kent, instead of being sent into Scotland with the other

troops under General Hawley, to act against those who had risen

for Prince Charles. This arrangement probably arose entirely from

great consideration and delicacy on the part of the government,

who, fully aware of the high honour of the individuals of the corps,

never entertained the smallest doubt of their loyalty, but who felt

the cruelty of exposing men to the dreadful alternative of fighting

against their friends and relatives, many of whom were necessarily to

be found in the ranks of the insurgents. There were, however, three

additional companies raised in the Highlands, a little time before

the return of the regiment from abroad. These were kept in Scotland,

and however distressing to their feelings the duty was which they were

called upon to perform, on the side for which they were enlisted,

they did that duty most honourably. One of these was recruited and

commanded by Duncan Campbell, laird of Inverawe.

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