I am afraid to face my Aunt Sarah. Though how I am to get out of it I
don't quite see.
At any rate, I will never again undertake the work of a private
detective; though that would have been a more useful resolve a fortnight
ago. The mischief is done now.
The main bitterness lies in the reflection that it is all Aunt Sarah's
fault. Such a muddlesome old----but, there, losing my temper won't
mend it. A few weeks ago I was Clement Simpson, with very considerable
expectations from my Aunt Sarah and no particular troubles on my mind,
and I was engaged to my cousin, Honoria Prescott. Now I am still Clement
Simpson (although sometimes I almost doubt even that), but my
expectations from my Aunt Sarah are of the most uncomfortable, and my
troubles overwhelm me. As for Honoria Prescott----but read and learn
it all.
My aunt is a maiden lady of sixty-five, though there is something about
her appearance at variance with the popular notion of a spinster,
insomuch that it is the way of tradesmen to speak of her as "Mrs."
Simpson, and to send their little bills thus addressed. She is a very
positive old lady, and she measures, I should judge, about five feet
round the waist. She is constantly attended by a doctor, and from time
to time, in her sadder moments, it has been her habit to assure me that
she shall not live long, and that very soon I shall find myself well
provided for; though for an invalid she always ate rather well: about as
much, I should judge, as a fairly healthy navvy. She had a great idea of
her importance in the family--in fact, she _was_ important--and she
had--has now, indeed--a way of directing the movements of all its
members, who submit with a becoming humility. It is well to submit
humbly to the caprice of a rich elderly aunt, and it has always been my
own practice. It was because of Aunt Sarah's autocratic reign in the
family that Honoria Prescott and I refrained from telling her of our
engagement; for Aunt Sarah had conceived vast matrimonial ambitions on
behalf of each of us. We were each to make an exceedingly good marriage;
there was even a suggestion of a title for Honoria, though what title,
and how it was to be captured, I never heard. And for me, I understood
there would be nothing less than a brewer's daughter, or even a
company-promoter's. And so we feared that Aunt Sarah might look upon a
union between us not only as a flat defiance of her wishes, but as a
deplorable _mésalliance_ on both sides. So, for the time the engagement
lasted (not very long, alas!), we feared to reveal it. Now there is no
engagement to reveal. But this is anticipating.
Aunt Sarah was very fussy about her jewels. In perpetual apprehension
lest they might be stolen, she carried them with her whenever she took a
change of air (and she had a good many such changes), while in her own
house she kept them in some profoundly secret hiding-place. I have an
idea that it was under a removable board in the floor of her bedroom. Of
course, we all professed to share Aunt Sarah's solicitude, and it had
been customary in the family, from times beyond my knowledge, to greet
her first with inquiries as to her own health, and next with hopes for
the safety of the jewels. But, as a matter of fact, they were not vastly
valuable things; probably they were worth more than the case they were
kept in, but not very much. Aunt Sarah never wore them--even she would
not go as far as that. They were nothing but a small heap of clumsy old
brooches, ear-rings, and buckles, with one or two very long, thin
watch-chains, and certain mourning and signet rings belonging to
departed members of the family who had flourished (or not) in the early
part of the century. There were no big diamonds among them--scarcely any
diamonds at all, in fact; but the garnets and cats' eyes strove to make
good in size and ugliness of setting what they lacked in mere market
worth. Chief of all the "jewels," and most precious of Aunt Sarah's
possessions, was a big amethyst brooch, with a pane of glass let in
behind, inclosing a lock of the reddest hair I have ever seen. It was
the hair of Aunt Sarah's own uncle Joseph, the most distinguished member
of the family, who had written three five-act tragedies, and dedicated
them all, one after another, to George the Fourth. Joseph's initials
appeared on the frame of the brooch behind--"J." on one side and "S." on
the other. It was, on the whole, perhaps, the ugliest and clumsiest of
all Aunt Sarah's jewels, and I never saw anything else like it anywhere,
except one; and that, singularly enough, was an exact
duplicate--barring, of course, the hair and the inscription--in a very
mouldy shop in Soho, where all sorts of hopelessly out-of-date rings and
brooches and chains hung for sale. It was the way of the shopkeeper to
ticket these gloomy odds and ends with cheerful inscriptions, such as
"Antique, 17s. 6d.," "Real Gold, £1 5s.," "Quaint, £2 2s. 6d." But even
he could find no more promising adjective for the hideous brooch than
"massive"--which was quite true. He wanted £3 for the thing when I first
saw it, and it slowly declined, by half-a-crown at a time, to £1 15s.,
and then it vanished altogether. I wondered at the time what misguided
person could have bought it; but I learnt afterward that the shopkeeper
had lost heart, and used the window space for something else.
[Illustration: "A SECRET HIDING-PLACE."]
Aunt Sarah had been for six weeks at a "Hydropathic Establishment" at
Malvern. On the day fixed for her return, I left a very agreeable tennis
party for the purpose of meeting her at the station, as was dutiful and
proper. First I called at her house, to learn the exact time at which
the train was expected at Paddington. It was rather sooner than I had
supposed, so I hurried to find a cab, and urged the driver to drive his
best. I am never lucky with cabs, however--nor, I begin to think, with
anything else--and the horse, with all the cabman's efforts, never got
beyond a sort of tumultuous shamble; and so I missed Aunt Sarah at
Paddington. It was very annoying, and I feared she might take it ill,
because she never made allowances for anybody's misfortunes but her own.
However, I turned about and cabbed it back as fast as I could. She had
been home nearly half an hour when I arrived, and was drinking her third
or fourth cup of tea. She was not ill-tempered, on the whole, and she
received my explanations with a fairly good grace. She had been a little
better, she thought, during her stay at Malvern, but feared that her
health could make no permanent improvement. And indeed there seemed very
little room for improvement in Aunt Sarah's bodily condition, and no
more room at all in her clothes. Then, in the regular manner, I inquired
as to the well-being of the jewels.
[Illustration: "SHE RECEIVED MY EXPLANATIONS WITH A FAIRLY GOOD GRACE."]
The jewels, it seemed, were all right. Aunt Sarah had seen to that. She
had herself stowed the case at the bottom of her biggest and strongest
trunk, which was now upstairs, partly unpacked. My question reminded
her, and she rose at once, to transfer her valuables to their permanent
hiding-place.
I heard Aunt Sarah going upstairs with a groan at every step, each groan
answered by a loud creak from the woodwork. Then for awhile there was
silence, and I walked to the French window to look out on the lawn and
the carriage-drive. But as I looked, suddenly there came a dismal yell
from above, followed by many shrieks.
We--myself and the servants--found Aunt Sarah seated on a miscellaneous
heap of clothes by the side of her big trunk, a picture of calamity.
"Gone!" she ejaculated. "Stolen! All my jewels! Stop thief! Catch 'em!
My jewel-case!"
There was no doubt about it, it seemed. The case had been at the bottom
of the big trunk--Aunt Sarah had put it there herself--and now it was
gone. The trunk had been locked and tightly corded at Malvern, and it
had been opened by Aunt Sarah's maid as soon as it had been set down
where it now stood. But now the jewel-case was gone, and Aunt Sarah
made such a disturbance as might be expected from the Constable of the
Tower if he suddenly learned that the Crown of England was gone missing.
"Clement!" said my aunt, when she rose to her feet, after sending for
the police; "go, Clement, and find my jewels. I rely on your sagacity.
The police are always such fools. But you--you I can depend upon. Bring
the jewels back, my dear, and you will never regret it, I promise you.
At least bring back the brooch--the brooch with Uncle Joseph's hair and
initials. That I _must_ have, Clement!" And here Aunt Sarah grew quite
impressive--almost noble. "Clement, I rely entirely on you. I forbid you
to come into my presence again without that brooch! Find it, and you
will be rewarded to the utmost of my power!"
Nevertheless, as I have said, Aunt Sarah took care to call in the
police.
Now what was I to do? Of course, I must make an effort to satisfy Aunt
Sarah; but how? The thing was absurd enough, and personally, I was in
little grief at the loss, but Aunt Sarah must be propitiated at any
cost. I was to go and find the jewels, or at least the brooch, and the
whole world was before me wherein to search. I was confused, not to say
dazed. I stood on the pavement outside Aunt Sarah's gate, and I tried to
remember what the detectives I had read of did in such circumstances as
these.
What they did, of course, was to find a clue--instantly and upon the
spot. I stared blankly up and down the street--it was a quiet road in
Belsize Park--but I could see nothing that looked like a clue. Perhaps
the commonest sort of clue was footprints. But the weather was fine and
dry, and the clean, hard pavement was without a mark of any kind.
Besides, I had a feeling that footprints as a clue were a little
threadbare and out of date; they were so obvious--so "otiose" as I have
heard it called. No respectable novelist would depend on footprints
alone, nowadays. Then there was a piece of the thief's coat, torn off by
a sharp railing, or by a broken bottle on top of a wall; and there was
also a lost button. I remembered that many excellent detective stories
had been brought to breathless and triumphant terminations by the aid of
one or other of these clues. I looked carefully along the line of broken
glass that defended the top of Aunt Sarah's outer wall, but not a rag,
not a shred, fluttered there. I tried to remember something else, and as
I gazed thoughtfully downward, my eye was attracted by some small black
object lying on the pavement by the gate. I stooped--and behold, it
_was_ a button! A trouser button, by all that's lucky!
[Illustration: "BEHOLD, IT WAS A BUTTON."]
I snatched it eagerly, and read the name stamped thereon, "J. Pullinger,
London." I knew the name--indeed it was the name of my own tailor. The
scent would seem to be growing stronger. But at that moment I grew
conscious of an uneasy subsidence of my right trouser-leg. Hastily
clapping my hand under my waistcoat, I found a loose brace-strap, and
then realized that I had merely picked up my own button. I went home.
I spent the evening in fruitless brain-cudgelling. My brightest idea
(which came about midnight) was to go back to Aunt Sarah's the first
thing in the morning. True, she had forbidden me to come into her
presence without that brooch, but that, I felt, must be regarded rather
as a burst of rhetoric than as a serious prohibition. Besides, the case
might have been stolen by one of her own servants; and, moreover, if I
wanted a clue, clearly I must begin my search at the very spot where the
theft had been committed. She couldn't object to _that_, anyhow.
So in the morning I went. Aunt Sarah seemed to have forgotten her order
that I must not approach her without the brooch, but she seemed hurt to
find I had not brought it. She had had no sleep all night, she said. She
thought I ought to have discovered the thieves before she went to bed;
but at any rate, she expected I would do it to-day. I said I would
certainly do my best, and I fear I found it necessary to invent a
somewhat exciting story of my adventures of the previous evening in
search of the brooch.
There was a plain-clothes constable, it seemed, still about the place,
and the police had searched all the servants' boxes, without discovering
anything. Their theory, it seemed, was that some thief must have
secreted himself about the garden, entered by a French window soon after
Aunt Sarah's arrival, made his way to the bedroom--which would be easy,
for there were two staircases--and then made off with the case; and,
indeed, Aunt Sarah declared that the clothes in the box were much
disturbed when she discovered her loss. The police spoke mysteriously
about "a clue," but would not say what it was--which, no doubt, would be
unprofessional.
All the servants had been closely questioned, and the detective now in
the place wished to ask me if I had observed anything unusual. I hadn't,
and I told him so. Had I noticed whether any of the French windows were
open when I called the first time? No, I hadn't noticed. I didn't happen
to have called more than once before my aunt had come in? No, I didn't.
Which way had I entered the house when I came back after my aunt's
arrival? By the front door, in the usual way. Was the front door open?
Yes, I remembered that it was--probably left open by forgetfulness of
the servants after the luggage had been brought in; so that I had come
in without knocking or ringing. And he asked other questions which I
have forgotten. I did not feel hopeful of his success, although he
seemed so very sagacious; he spoke with an air of already knowing all
about it, but I doubted. All my experience of newspaper reports told me
that when the police spoke mysteriously of "a clue," that case might as
well be given up at once, to save trouble. That seemed also to be Aunt
Sarah's opinion. Before I left she confided to me that she didn't
believe in the police a bit; she was sure that they were only staring
about and asking questions to make a show of doing something, and that
it would end in no result after all. All the more, she said, must she
rely on me. The punishment of the thief was altogether a secondary
matter; what she wanted were the jewels--or, as a minimum, the brooch
with Uncle Joseph's hair in it. She would be glad if I would report
progress to her during my search, but whether I did or not, she must
insist on my recovering the property. I was a grown man now, she pointed
out, and, with my intelligence, ought to be easily equal to such a small
thing; certainly more so than mere ordinary ignorant policemen. Of those
she gave up all hope. She would not mind if I took a day or two over it,
but she would prefer me to find the brooch at once.
I felt a little desperate when I left Aunt Sarah. I _must_ do something.
She had made up her mind that I was to recover the trinkets, or at least
the brooch, and if I failed her she would cut me off, I knew. There was
a fellow called Finch, secretary to the Society for the Dissemination of
Moral Literature among the Esquimaux, who had been very friendly with
her of late, and although I had no especial grudge against the Esquimaux
as a nation, I had a strong objection to seeing Aunt Sarah's fortune go
to provide them with moral literature, or Mr. Finch with his salary--the
latter being, I had heard, the main object of the society. I spent the
day in fruitless cogitation and blank staring into pawnshop windows, in
the remote hope of seeing Aunt Sarah's brooch exposed for sale. And on
the following morning I went back to Aunt Sarah.
I confess I had a tale prepared to account for my time--a tale, perhaps,
not strictly true in all its details. But what was I to do to satisfy
such a terrible old lady? I must say I think it was a very interesting
sort of tale, with plenty of thieves' kitchens and receivers' dens in
it, and, on the whole, it went down very well, although I could see that
Aunt Sarah's good opinion of me was in danger for lack of tangible
result to my adventures. The police, she said, had given the case up
altogether and gone away. They reported, finally, that there was no
clue, and that they could do nothing. I came away, feeling a good deal
of sympathy with the police.
And then the wicked thought came--the wicked thought that has caused all
the trouble. Plainly, the jewels were gone irrecoverably--did not the
police admit it? Aunt Sarah would never see them again, and I should be
cut out of her will--unless I brought her, at least, that hideous old
brooch. The brooch by this time was probably in the melting-pot;
_but_--there was, or had been, an exact duplicate in the grimy shop in
Soho. There was the wicked idea. _Perhaps_ this duplicate brooch hadn't
been sold. If not, it would be easy to buy it, stuff it with red hair,
and take it back in triumph to Aunt Sarah. And, as I thought, I
remembered that I had frequently seen a girl with just such red hair,
waiting at a cheap eating-house, where I sometimes passed on my way
home. I had noticed her particularly, not only because of the uproarious
colour of her hair, which was striking enough, but because of its exact
similarity in shade to that in Aunt Sarah's brooch. No doubt the girl
would gladly sell a small piece of it for a few shillings. Then the
initials for the brooch-back would be easy enough. They were just the
plain italic capitals _J_ and _S_, one at each side, and I was confident
that, with the brooch before me, I could trace their precise shape and
size for the guidance of an engraver. And Aunt Sarah would never for a
moment suppose that there could be another brooch in the world at all
like her most precious "jewel." The longer I thought over the scheme the
easier it seemed, and the greater the temptation grew. Till at last I
went and looked in at the window of the shop in Soho.
[Illustration: "THE FIRST STEP IN THE PATH OF DECEPTION."]
Was the brooch sold or not? It was not in the window, and I tried to
persuade myself that it must be gone. I hung about for some little
while, but at last I took the first step in the path of deception. I
went into the shop.
Once there, I was in for it, and nothing but the absence of the brooch
could have saved me. But the brooch was there, in all its dusty
hideousness, in a box, among scores of others. I turned it over and
over; there was no doubt about it--barring the hair and the initials, it
was as exact a duplicate as was ever made. The man asked two pounds ten
for it, and I was in such a state of agitation that I paid the money at
once, feeling unequal to the further agony of beating him down to the
price he had last offered it at in his window.
I slipped it into my trouser pocket and sneaked guiltily down the
street. There was no going back for me now--fate was too strong. I went
home and locked myself in my room. There I spent an hour and a half in
marking the exact position and size of the necessary initials. When all
was set out satisfactorily, I went back to Soho again to find an
engraver.
I might have gone to the shop where I had bought the brooch, but I
fancied that might let the shopkeeper some little way into my secret. I
walked till I came to just such another shop, and then, feeling, as I
imagined, like an inexperienced shoplifter on a difficult job, I went in
and gave my instructions. I offered to pay extra if the work could be
done at once, and under my inspection. The engraver eyed me rather
curiously, I fancied, but he was quite ready to earn his money, and in a
quarter of an hour I was sneaking along the street again with the
fraudulent brooch, one step nearer completion. The letters, to my eye
at least, were as exactly cut as if copied from the original. They were
a bit too bright and new, of course, but that I would remedy at home,
and I did. A little fine emery on the point of my thumb, properly
persevered with, took off all the raw edges and the newness of
appearance, and a trifle of greasy black from a candle-wick, well wiped
into the incisions and almost all wiped out again, left the initials
apparently fifty years old at least.
Next morning's interview with Aunt Sarah was one of veiled triumph. I
was on the track of the jewels at last, I said--or at any rate, of the
brooch. I might have to sacrifice the rest, I explained, for the sake of
getting that. Indeed, I was pretty sure that I could only get at the
brooch. I could say no more, just then, but I hinted that nothing must
be said to a soul, as my proceedings might possibly be considered, in
the eye of the law, something too near compounding a felony. But I would
risk that, I assured Aunt Sarah, and more, in her behalf. She was
mightily pleased, and said I was the only member of the family worth his
salt. I began to think the Esquimaux stood a chance of going short of
moral literature, if Mr. Finch were depending much on Aunt Sarah's will.
The rest seemed very easy, but in reality it wasn't. I set out briskly
enough for the eating-house, but as I neared it my steps grew slower and
slower. It seemed an easy thing, at a distance, to ask for a lock of the
red-headed girl's hair, but as I came nearer the shop, and began to
consider what I should say, the job seemed a bit awkward. She was a
thick-set sort of girl, with very red arms and a snub nose, and I felt
doubtful how she would take the request. Perhaps she would laugh, and
dab me in the face with a wet lettuce, as I had once seen her do with a
jocular customer. Now, I am a little particular about my appearance and
bearing, and I was not anxious to be dabbed in the face with a wet
lettuce by a red-haired waitress at a cheap eating-house. If I had known
anybody else with hair of that extraordinary colour I would not have
taken the risk; but I didn't. Nevertheless I hesitated, and walked up
and down a little before entering.
There was no customer in the place, for it was at least an hour before
mid-day. The girl issued from a recess at the back, and came toward me.
She seemed a terrible--a most formidable girl, seen so closely. She had
small, sharp eyes, a snub nose, and a very large mouth--the sort of
mouth that is ever ready to pour forth shrill abuse or vulgar derision.
My heart sank into my boots, I couldn't--no, I _couldn't_ ask her
straightaway for a lock of her hair.
I temporized. I said I would have something to eat. She asked what. I
said I would take anything there was. After a while she brought a plate
of hideous coarse cold beef--like cat's meat. This is a sort of food I
_cannot_ eat, but I had to try. And she brought pickles on a
plate--horrid, messy yellow pickles. I had often wondered as I passed
what gave that eating-house its unpleasant smell, and now I knew it was
the pickles.
I cut the offensive stuff into small pieces, made as much show of eating
it as I could, and shoved it into a heap at one side of the plate. The
girl had retired to a partly inclosed den at the back of the shop, where
she seemed to be washing plates. After all, I reflected, there was
nothing to be afraid of. It was a purely commercial transaction, and no
doubt the girl would be very glad to sell a little of her hair.
Moreover, the longer I waited the greater risk I ran of having other
customers come in and spoil the thing altogether. There was the
hair--the one thing to straighten all my difficulties, and a few
shillings would certainly buy all I wanted. I rapped on the table with
my fork.
The red-haired girl came down the shop wiping her hands on her
apron--big hands, and very red; terrible hands to box an ear or claw a
face. This thought disturbed me, but I said, manfully, "I should like,
if you've no objection, to have--I should like--I should like a----"
It was useless. I _couldn't_ say "a lock of your hair." I stammered, and
the girl stared doubtfully. "Cawfy?" she suggested.
"Yes, yes," I answered, eagerly, with a breath of relief. "Coffee, of
course."
The coffee was as bad as the beef. It came in a vast, thick mug, like a
gallipot with a handle. It ought to have been very strong coffee,
considering its thickness, but it had a flat, rather metallic taste, and
a general flavour of boiled crusts.
I became convinced that the real reason of my hesitation was the fact
that I had not settled how much to offer for the hair. It might look
suspicious, I reflected, to offer too much, but, on the other hand, it
would never do to offer too little. What was the golden mean? As I
considered, a grubby, shameless boy put his head in at the door, and
shouted, "Wayo, carrots? What price yer wig?"
The red-haired girl made a savage rush, and the boy danced off across
the street with gestures of derision. Plainly, I couldn't make an offer
at all after that. She would take it as a deliberate insult--suggested
by the shout of the dirty boy. Perhaps she would make just such a savage
rush at _me_--and what should I do then? Here the matter was settled for
the present by the entrance of two coal-heavers.
[Illustration: "SHE LOOKED A TRIFLE SUSPICIOUS."]
For three days in succession I went to that awful eating-house, and each
day I ate, or pretended to eat, just such an awful meal. I shirked the
beef, but I was confronted with equally fearful bloaters--bloaters that
smelt right across the street. It occurred to me, so criminal and so
desperate had I grown, that I might _steal_ enough of the girl's hair
for my purpose, by the aid of a pair of pocket scissors, and so escape
all difficulty. With that design I followed her quietly down the shop
once or twice, making a pretence of reaching for a paper, or a
mustard-pot, or the like. But that was useless. I never knew which way
she would move next, and I saw no opportunity of effecting my purpose
without the risk of driving the points of my scissors into her head.
Indeed, if I had seen the chance, I should scarce have had the courage
to snip. And once, when she turned suddenly, she looked a trifle
suspicious.
I attempted to engage her in conversation, in order that I might, by
easy and natural stages, approach the subject of her hair. It was not
easy. She disliked hair as a subject of conversation. I began to
suspect, and more than suspect, that her hair was the stock joke of the
regular customers. Not a boy could pass the door singing "Her golden
hair was hanging down her back" (as most of them did), but she bridled
and glared. Truly, it was very awkward. But then, there was no other
such hair, so far as my observation had gone, in all London, or anywhere
else.
Some men have the easiest way imaginable of dropping into familiar
speech with bar-maids and waitresses at a moment's notice, or less. I
had never cultivated the art, and now I was sorry for my neglect. Still,
I might try, and I did. But somehow it was difficult to hit the right
note. My key varied. A patronizingly uttered "My dear," seemed a good
general standby to begin or finish a sentence; so I said:
"Ah--Hannah--Hannah, my dear!"
The words startled me when I heard them--I feared my tone had scarcely
the correct dignity. Hannah's red head turned, and she came across,
grinning slily. "Yus?" she said, interrogatively, and still grinning.
I feared I had begun wrong. It was all very well to be condescendingly
familiar with a waitress, but it would never do to allow the waitress to
be familiar with me. So I said, rather severely, "Just give me a
newspaper. Ah--Hannah!"
I think I hit the medium very well with the last two words. "Yus?" she
said again, and now she positively leered.
"I--I meant to have given you sixpence yesterday; you're very attentive,
Hannah--Hannah, my dear." (That didn't sound quite right, somehow--never
mind.) "Very attentive. Here's the sixpence. Er--er"--(what in the world
should I say next?) "What-er-what" (I was desperate) "what is the latest
fashion in hair?"
"Not _your_ colour ain't," she said; "so now!" And she swung off with a
toss of her red head.
I had offended her! I ought to have guessed she would take that question
amiss--I was a fool. And before I could apologize a customer came in--a
waggoner. I had lost another day! And Aunt Sarah was growing more and
more impatient.
At last I resolved to go at the business point-blank, as I should have
done at first. Plainly it was my only chance. The longer I made my
approach, the more awkward I got. I had the happy thought to take a
flower in my button-hole, and give it to Hannah as a peace-offering,
after my unintentional rudeness of yesterday. It acted admirably, and I
was glad to see a girl in her humble position so much gratified by a
little attention like that. She grinned--she even blushed a little--all
the while I ate that repulsive early lunch. So I seized the opportunity
of her good humour, paid for the food as soon as I could, and said, with
as much business-like ease as I could assume:--
"I--ah--I should like, Hannah, ah--if you don't mind--just as a--a
matter of--of scientific interest, you know--scientific interest, my
dear--to buy a small piece of your hair."
"'Oo ye gettin' at?" she replied, with a blush and a giggle.
"I--I'm perfectly serious," I said--and I believe I looked desperately
so. "I'll give you half a sovereign for a small piece--just a lock--for
purely scientific purposes, I assure you."
She giggled again, more than ever, and ogled in a way that sent cold
shivers all over me. It struck me now, with a twinge of horror, that
perhaps she supposed I had conceived an attachment for her, and wanted
the hair as a keepsake. That would be terrible to think of. I swore
inwardly that I would never come near that street again, if only I got
out safely with the hair this time.
She went over into her lair, where the dirty plates were put, and
presently returned with the object of my desires--a thick lump of hair
rolled up in a piece of newspaper. I thrust the half-sovereign towards
her, grabbed the parcel, and ran. I feared she might expect me to kiss
her.
Now I had to employ another Soho jeweller, but by this time, after the
red-headed waitress, no jeweller could daunt me. The pane of glass had
to be lifted from the back of the brooch, the brown hair that was in it
removed, and a proper quantity of the red hair substituted; and the work
would be completed by the refixing of the glass and the careful
smoothing down of the gold rim about it. I found a third dirty
jeweller's shop, and waited while the jeweller did it all.
And now that the thing was completed, I lost no time on the way to Aunt
Sarah's. I went by omnibus, and alighted a couple of streets from her
house. It astonishes me, now, to think that I could have been so calm. I
had never had a habit of deception, but now I had slid into it by such
an easy process, and it had worked so admirably for a week or more, that
it seemed quite natural and regular.
I turned the last corner, and was scarce a dozen yards from Aunt Sarah's
gate, when I was tapped on the shoulder. I turned, and saw the detective
who had questioned me, and everybody else, just after the robbery.
"Good morning, Mr. Simpson," he said. "Mr. _Clement_ Simpson, I
believe?"
"Yes," I said.
"Just so. Sorry to trouble you, Mr. Simpson, but I must get you to come
along o' me on a small matter o' business. You needn't say anything, of
course; but if you do I shall have to make a note of it, and it may be
used as evidence."
What was this? I gasped, and the whole street seemed to turn round and
round and over and over. Arrested! What for?
Whether I asked the question or only moved my lips silently, I don't
know, but the man answered--and his voice seemed to come from a distance
out of the chaos about me.
"Well, it's about that jewel-case of your aunt's, of course. Sorry to
upset you, and no doubt it'll be all right, but just for the present you
must come to the station with me. I won't hold you if you promise not to
try any games. Or you can have a cab, if you like."
[Illustration: "SORRY TO TROUBLE YOU, MR. SIMPSON."]
"But," I said, "but it's all a mistake--an awful mistake! It's--it's out
of the question! Come and see my aunt, and she'll tell you! Pray let me
see my aunt!"
"Don't mind obliging a gentleman if I can, and if you want to speak to
your aunt you may, seein' it's close by, and it ain't a warrant case.
But I shall have to be with you, and you'll have to come with me after,
whatever she says."
I was in an awful position, and I realized it fully. Here I was with
that facsimile brooch in my possession, and if it were found on me at
the police-station, of course, it would be taken for the genuine
article, and regarded as a positive proof that I was the thief. In the
few steps to Aunt Sarah's house I saw and understood now what the police
had been at. I was the person they had suspected from the beginning.
Their pretence of dropping the inquiry was a mere device to throw me off
my ground and lead me to betray myself by my movements. And I had been
watched frequenting shady second-hand jewellery shops in Soho! And, no
doubt I had been seen in the low eating-house where I might be supposed
to be leaving messages for criminal associates! It was hideous. On the
one side there was the chance of ruin and imprisonment for theft, and on
the other the scarcely less terrible one of estranging Aunt Sarah for
ever by confessing my miserable deception. Plainly I had only one way of
safety--to brazen out my story of the recovery of the brooch. I was
bitterly sorry, now, that I had coloured the story, so far as it had
gone, quite so boldly. It had gone a good way, too, for I had been
obliged to add something to it each time I saw Aunt Sarah during my
operations. But I must lie through stone walls now.
I scarcely remember what Aunt Sarah said when she was told I was under
arrest for the robbery. I know she broke a drawing-room chair, and had
to be dragged off the floor on to the sofa by the detective and myself.
But she got her speech pretty soon, and protested valiantly. It was a
shameful outrage, she proclaimed, and the police were incapable fools.
"While you've been doing nothing," she said, "my dear nephew has traced
out the jewels and--and----"
"I've got the brooch, aunt!" I cried, for this seemed the dramatic
moment. And I put it in her hand.
"I must have that, please," the detective interposed. "Do you identify
it?"
"Identify it?" exclaimed Aunt Sarah, rapturously. "Of course I identify
it! I'd know my Uncle Joseph's brooch among ten thousand! And his
initials and his hair and all! Identify it, indeed! I should think so!
And did you get it from Bludgeoning Bill himself, Clement, my dear?"
Now, "Bludgeoning Bill" was the name I had given the chief ruffian of my
story; rather a striking sort of name, I fancied. So I said, "Yes--yes.
That's the name he's known by--among his intimates, of course. The
police" (I had a vague idea of hedging, as far as possible, with the
detective)--"the police only know his--his other names, I believe. A--a
very dangerous sort of person!"
"And did you have much of a struggle with him?" pursued Aunt Sarah,
hanging on my words.
"Oh, yes--terrible, of course. That is, pretty fair, you
know--er--nothing so very extraordinary." I was getting flurried. That
detective _would_ look at me so intently.
"And was he very much hurt, Clement? Any bones broken, I mean, or
anything of that sort?"
"Bones? O, yes, of course--at least, not many, considering. But it
serves him right, you know--serves him right, of course."
"Oh, I'm sure he richly deserved it, Clement. I suppose that was in the
thieves' kitchen?"
"Yes--no, at least; no, not there. Not exactly in the kitchen, you
know."
"I see; in the scullery, I suppose," said Aunt Sarah, innocently. "And
to think that you traced it all from a few footsteps and a bit of cloth
rag on the wall and--and what else was it, Clement?"
"A trouser button," I answered. I felt a trifle more confident here, for
I _had_ found a trouser button. "But it was nothing much--not actual
evidence, of course. Just a trifle, that's all."
But here I caught the policeman's eye, and I went hot and cold. I could
not remember what I had done with that trouser button of mine. Had the
police themselves found it later? Was this their clue? But I nerved
myself to meet Aunt Sarah's fresh questions.
"I suppose there's no chance of getting the other things?" she asked.
"No," I answered, decisively, "not the least." I resolved not to search
for any more facsimiles.
"Lummy Joe told you that, I suppose?" pursued my aunt, whose memory for
names was surprising. "Either Lummy Joe or the Chickaleary Boy?"
"Both," I replied, readily. "Most valuable information from
both--especially Chickaleary Joe. Very honourable chap, Joe. Excellent
burglar, too."
Again I caught the detective's eye, and suddenly remembered that
everything I had been saying might be brought up as evidence in a court
of law. He was carefully noting all those rickety lies, and presently
would write them down in his pocket-book, as he had threatened! Another
question or two, and I think I should have thrown up the game
voluntarily, but at that moment a telegram was brought in for Aunt
Sarah. She put up her glasses, read it, and let the glasses fall.
"_What!_" she squeaked.
She looked helplessly about her, and held the telegram toward me. "I
must see that, please," the detective said.
It was from the manager of the hydropathic establishment at Malvern
where Aunt Sarah had been staying, and it read thus:--
"_Found leather jewel-case with your initials on ledge up chimney of
room lately occupied here. Presume valuable, so am sending on by special
messenger._"
"Why, bless me!" said Aunt Sarah, as soon as she could find speech;
"bless me! I--I felt _sure_ I'd taken it down from the chimney and put
it in the trunk!" And, with her eyes nearly as wide open as her mouth,
she stared blankly in my face.
Personally I saw stars everywhere, as though I had been hit between the
eyes with a club. I don't remember anything distinctly after this till I
found myself in the street with the detective. I think I said I
preferred waiting at the police-station.
* * * * *
It is unnecessary to say much more, and it would be very painful to me.
I know, indirectly, through the police, that the jewel-case _did_ turn
up a few hours later, with the horrible brooch, and all the other things
in it, perfectly safe. Aunt Sarah had put it up the chimney for safety
at Malvern--just the sort of thing she would do--and made a mistake
about bringing it away, that was all. There it had stayed for more than
a week before it had been discovered, while Aunt Sarah was urging me to
deception and fraud. That was some days ago, and I have not seen her
since; I admit I am afraid to go. I see no very plausible way of
accounting for those two brooches with the initials and the red
hair--and no possible way of making them both fit with the thrilling
story of Bludgeoning Bill and the thieves' kitchen. What am I to do?
[Illustration: "SHE LOOKED HELPLESSLY ABOUT HER."]
But I have not told all yet. This is the letter I have received from
Honoria Prescott, in the midst of my perplexities:--
"SIR,--I inclose your ring, and am sending your other presents by parcel
delivery. I desire to see no more of you. And though I have been so
grossly deceived, I confess that even now I find it difficult to
understand your extraordinary taste for waitresses at low eating-houses.
Fortunately my mother's kitchen-maid happens to be a relative of Hannah
Dobbs, and it was because she very properly brought to my notice a
letter which she had received from that young person that I learnt of
your scandalous behaviour. I inclose the letter itself, that you may
understand the disgust and contempt with which your conduct inspires
me.--Your obedient servant,
"Honoria Prescott."
The lamentable scrawl which accompanied this letter I have copied below
at least the latter part of it, which is all that relates to myself:--
"Lore Jane i have got no end of a yung swel after me now and no mistake.
quite the gent he is with a torl hatt and frock coat and spats and he
comes here every day and eats what i know he dont want all for love of
me and he give me 1/2 a soffrin for a lock of my hare to day and rushed
off blushin awful he has bin follerin me up and down the shop that
loving for days, and presents of flowers that beautiful, and his name is
Clement Simpson i got it off a letter he pulled out of his pocket one
day he is that adgertated i think he is a friend of your missise havent
i hurd you say his name but I do love him that deer so now no more from
yours afexntely,
"Hannah Dobbs."
Again I ask any charitable person with brains less distracted than my
own--What _am_ I to do? I wonder if Mr. Finch will give me an
appointment as tract-distributor to the Esquimaux?
_A Record of 1811._