CHAPTER XXII.

THE TREAD-WHEEL.

BY Act of Parliament, all prisoners, till quite recently, were

photographed after admission to the various prisons. This universal

system is now abolished, and since January, 1882, it is only reserved for

habitual criminals and prisoners sentenced to police supervision. I had

the good fortune to add to my experiences and my desire to see

everything, by coming under the universal system, I having become a

Government ward exactly eleven days before the expiration of the Act.

One morning, whilst at exercise, my name was called amongst some

half-a-dozen others. I could not conceive what new atrocity I had

perpetrated, and what could have occurred to disturb the even tenor of my

ways. A few of my more experienced comrades, however, enlightened me by

remarking I was “a-goin’ to be tuk,” and I found myself on the road to

the studio.

[Picture: “Negatives kept.”]

Photography such as this can hardly be considered artistic, though I have

seen worse, but not much. It probably, however, answers all the

requirements it is intended for. These works of art are only produced in

duplicate, and though I offered a fabulous price to the seedy artist for

an extra copy, no business was done; for though negatives are kept, they

are kept under lock and key. Of the copies usually printed one was

presented to the Governor of Newgate (this individual being lately

abolished, I do not know who is now the recipient), the other finds its

way into the Coldbath album, and no doubt affords pleasure and

instruction at such jubilant gatherings as prison lawn tennis parties, or

warders’ beanfeasts, which I was informed (though never invited) are

occasionally indulged in. Prisoners are taken in their own clothes, and

it is a matter of regret that the ones I then wore have gone the way of

all old clothes, for, like their owner, they did not improve by their

incarceration, and their huge proportions made them worthless without

alteration. Pose or position is a secondary consideration, a good

out-and-out resemblance is the thing to be attained; a deformed ear, or a

fly-blown nose, would at once be seized upon, and the lens directed point

blank at such fortunate distinctions. In my case there was nothing to

merit special reproduction, so with a smirk that would have hanged me

fifty years ago (for even here the “artist” could not resist the

conventional request) I qualified for the Government album. On one side

one’s number is pinned to one’s coat, on the other is a slate with one’s

name in full, thus supplying an index simple but complete, and in

proportion to the intellects of such probable students as the motley crew

one periodically saw at Newgate. To me the ordeal had neither terror nor

charms, though to some of my companions it was evidently not agreeable.

One rogue caused considerable trouble by persistently protruding his chin

or distorting some feature; these antics were not indulged in in a spirit

of levity, but resorted to gradually as the cap was being taken off. He

evidently objected to an accurate likeness, and so he might. I never

could find out particulars, but not long after he disappeared from

Coldbath, and whether hanged or a “lifer,” I never heard. _That_

photograph had fulfilled its mission.

Visits to Coldbath cannot under ordinary circumstances be undertaken by

any but the most robust. The accommodation is clearly intended for the

scum of London, and it is unfair to expect any respectable person to come

unless smell-proof and provided with a box of Keating’s insect powder. I

received one visit under these revolting conditions, though my subsequent

ones left nothing to be desired. Conceive, then, a cell eighteen feet by

twelve, fitted with four partitions on either side, divided by a narrow

passage, with a warder walking up and down. Into one of these cages the

visitor is conducted and locked in. Immediately opposite, and similarly

enclosed, is the object of his visit. In appearance they resemble a

Cochin China hen-coop; in size they about equal the den of the untameable

hyæna in a travelling menagerie. Conversation of a private nature is out

of the question, as, indeed, is intended; topical subjects are tabooed,

and but for the sake of adding to my experiences I should never have

subjected myself or my friend to such nasty conditions. Within a foot of

one, and flanked on both sides, was either a costermonger talking to his

missus and her frowsy, unvaccinated-looking offspring, or a pickpocket

hearing the latest news from the Seven Dials; the Babel consequent being

such as to leave no alternative but to say nothing, or shout at the top

of one’s voice. There is a snobbishness about this custom that went far

to determine me in my course of telephoning as the only way to retaliate

effectually on official inconsideration. No one would be foolish enough

to expect that a gentleman should be better treated than a costermonger

under such painful circumstances, although it would be an act of

consideration, involving neither inconvenience nor relaxation of

discipline, if some little discretion were exercised, as at Newgate,

regarding the visitors.

The tread-wheel occupies a prominent position in prison life. There was

none at Coldbath on my arrival, the old one having been burnt down a

short time previously. There is a delightful interpretation to the three

magic letters, C. B. F. (Cold Bath Fields), that long puzzled me, and

which takes its origin—as I heard—from the ancient structure. I had

frequently heard this cheerful place referred to as “The Farm,” and on

enquiry it was explained that it was facetiously known as “Charley

Bates’s Farm.” “Charley,” it appears, was a peculiarly ferocious turnkey

that some years ago superintended the tread-wheel, but whether burnt,

like his toy, or still burning, or alive, I have not the remotest idea.

Its successor was now being rapidly built, and all the artisan talent

procurable was laid on, in order to complete without delay this necessary

adjunct to hard labour.

A reference to the “system of progressive stages” will obviate my

repeating many details as to the particular men put to this punishment,

etc.

I had never seen a tread-wheel except from the stalls of the Adelphi

Theatre, and was particularly anxious to gratify my curiosity. I

cudgelled my brains as to how it was to be managed, with such success

that I eventually found myself on the “works.” As I have the misfortune

to be neither a mechanic nor an artisan, and incapable of driving in a

nail without hammering my finger, and being a perfect infant in the use

of a shovel, I was at a loss to conceive how I could possibly be

employed; but this difficulty was at length surmounted, and armed with a

brush I was put on a roving job. I had the run of the building, with a

kind of general instruction to brush everything and everybody, up stairs

and down stairs, and in the warder’s chamber. The warder in charge of

this building in course of construction, was a worthy man, incapable of

being tampered with, though I never tried him (why should I?), but withal

courteous, respectful, and considerate—one of those men whose bringing up

had thrown him amongst gentlemen, and who knew how to maintain his own

position without offending the susceptibilities of others. The artisans

under him worked with a will, and reports and rows were things unknown,

except on scrubbing days, when some ill-conditioned hound happened to be

temporarily employed. My duties consisted in sitting about in sheltered

nooks with the broom between my knees, and on the approach of a spy, with

which the place was infested, to rise and make furious lunges at

imaginary spiders. These sweeps into space were very effective, and,

fatal as they would have been to any insect had I seen one, were equally

gratifying to their human prototypes, whose desire was to see one working

hard. During my employment in this building it was, I verily believe,

the object of more inspection than it had ever been before. I had been

informed by telephone that my antipathy had given a hint that I was to be

looked after, and if he was satisfied with the result I certainly was.

Not twenty minutes elapsed between the various inspections, and

occasionally they swarmed like horse-flies in summer round a lump of

sugar. These frequent visits involved an immense loss of energy, and the

casualties amongst the spiders must have been enormous. When all had

been destroyed I constructed a pile of dirt—one pound of dust to four of

shavings—which I placed in a conspicuous position. This was violently

propelled from me during a visit, and gently restored when the intruder

had passed.

I had the opportunity of inspecting this huge instrument of torture, and

was considerably disappointed that I could not try its effect. I had the

gratification, however, of putting some paint on one panel and a piece of

putty into a hole, thereby having assisted at the making of the wheel.

Putting putty into a hole is not so easy as it may sound. At the

inspection of work next day I had the mortification of seeing my lump

condemned, and cruelly removed. The tread-wheel is moved by elaborate

machinery worked by powerful engines, which, in addition to setting the

wheel in motion, grinds corn in an adjoining building for the use of the

prison. It is entirely different from the Adelphi one, and may be

described as four long cylindrical wheels extending the length of the

building on either side and along the gallery. Partitions, of sufficient

dimensions to enable a man to stand up, run the entire length of the

various wheels, thereby precluding all communication between the several

occupants. Two hundred and sixty men can be “on” at once, and the

punishment is carried out on the principle of ten minutes “off” and

twenty minutes “on.” The victims are marched down at 7.30 A.M., and

beguile the time thus pleasantly till 11.30. They return at 1.30 p.m.,

and continue the enjoyment till 5.

I am told this is considered an easy wheel, and men who have experienced

the working of others assured me that this one was mere child’s play. A

great deal depends on the worker, and the experienced jail-bird rises—or,

as it was termed to me, “waits for”—the step with little or no exertion.

With the novice, however, it is severe labour, and the exertion involved

bathes him in perspiration. A supply of warm water is given them on

returning to their cells of an evening, to obliterate in a degree the

unpleasant consequences of the wheel. But the discomfort—can one

estimate it? A poor wretch bathed in perspiration, and having to sleep

in the same shirt and work in it for a week! Only prisoners fit for hard

labour are put to the wheel, and no man is ever so employed unless passed

by the surgeon. The doctor’s work is considerably augmented by the

reconstruction of the wheel, and besides having to visit the yard

frequently during the day, he is persecuted by strings of schemers trying

by every conceivable subterfuge to evade the punishment. Some go the

length of tumbling off, and occasionally succeed in temporarily

disqualifying themselves by a sprained ankle or wrist. I was much amused

during my employment at its construction at the interest that the various

officials took in every detail connected with its progress. They

revelled at the prospect of the treat in store for them, and seemed to

gloat over the exquisite misery awaiting some of their lambs. Bunches of

these warders would occasionally meet, and discuss the intricacies of the

machinery with a gusto only to be acquired by prison contagion. It would

not have surprised me to have heard that the opening ceremony had been

attended by some kind of _fête_, to which the warders and “their ladies”

had been invited, and condiments—made on the premises—distributed

wholesale.

My worst enemies, and those I had to fear most, were the prisoners. They

were all jealous of me, and had got an absurd notion into their heads

that I could do as I liked, and, though there was no truth in such an

impression, never lost an opportunity of “rounding” on me. A one-eyed

scoundrel, who was one day checked and eventually punished for idleness,

complained to the Governor that he didn’t see why he should work all day

and another man (me) sit down and do nothing. This had the effect of

causing me to be transferred elsewhere, and I next added to my

experiences by becoming a gardener. I was not sorry to leave the

wheelhouse, for it had a depressing effect on me, which the hum of the

traffic just outside did not assist in allaying. As a wag said to me one

day, “This will be a nice place when it’s finished.”

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