CHAPTER XVII.

PRISON TRADES.

A GREAT variety of trades are represented in Coldbath Fields—such as

tailors, shoemakers, blacksmiths, tinsmiths, worsted-workers, laundrymen,

bakers, needlemen, basket-makers, mat-makers, printers, bookbinders,

carpenters, plumbers, and glaziers. Of these mat-making and laundry-work

are considered the hardest. The men selected for following any of the

above vocations are looked upon as privileged individuals, and infinitely

better off than the ordinary oakum-picker—a task that everyone has to

submit to for one month, although many never get beyond it and its

accompanying isolation during the two years of their imprisonment. A

good deal of the comfort or otherwise with which these trades are

followed depends on the warders in charge. If the warder is a brute, the

prisoners become demoralized, crime is rampant, and reports and

punishment the natural consequence. If he happens to be reasonable and

just in his dealings, contentment reigns, the work is well done, and

insubordination is unknown. I saw and heard a great deal in support of

this assertion, and during my few months’ retirement managed to poke my

nose into a good many queer corners. The laundry bears an unenviable

notoriety, both on account of the excessive hard labour and the brutality

with which it is enforced. There are about sixty men employed in this

department, who have severally to wash one or other of the following

quantities daily:—30 shirts, 80 sheets, 200 towels, 500

pocket-handkerchiefs, 18 blankets, 250 pairs of socks. Such quantities

would tax the capacity of an expert washerwoman; but when a

novice—probably a clerk or respectable tradesman—is put to the task, its

magnitude is at first insurmountable. Instead of 30 shirts, the poor

wretch finds he cannot manage more than 5, which next day he succeeds in

bringing up to 15. Meanwhile his hands become chafed and sore, and he

sees the doctor in hopes of getting relief; but the doctor is powerless.

A cut finger is not a serious complaint though probably a very painful

one; and he has no alternative but to send him back. This in itself is

considered as malingering; and the poor devil is brought before the

Governor for idleness and feigning sickness, and is sentenced to one

day’s bread and water as a first offence. Should this “crime” be

repeated, he gets an increased punishment, and is either flogged or sent

to the punishment cells. This is no overcoloured description. A

prisoner in such a case has neither justice nor any means of proving the

injustice. Any report, however garbled, is necessarily believed; and if

corroboration is necessary, a dozen turnkeys, from every part of the

prison, will come forward, and emphatically endorse their comrade’s

charge. The prisoner meanwhile is not allowed to speak, and if he did

would not be believed, and, as often happens with the lower classes, is

actuated by fear, which only increases his apparent guilt.

[Picture: Typical turnkey L. Normal expression R. Corroborative

evidence]

It is not the prison authorities that can be held responsible for this

burlesque on justice, for more humane, honourable, and just men than the

Governor and Surgeon of Coldbath Fields do not exist. It is the vile

system that gives no discretionary power to these officials, and

considers that a man once overtaken in a fault ought forthwith to be

treated like a dog; and, not satisfied with this inhuman conclusion,

deputes the carrying out of their system to a set of ignorant, cringing,

underpaid warders and turnkeys—in many cases ill-conditioned by nature,

and brutal, eye-serving, and untrustworthy by habit.

One victim of this cruel system, that was undergoing fifteen months’

imprisonment, worn out by work, constant reports, punishment, and

illness, and who was refused permission to revert to oakum-picking in

preference to remaining in the laundry, went back to his solitary cell

one Saturday night, and in sheer desperation hanged himself; and Sunday

morning found him suspended by his bed-straps from the bell-handle, cold

and stone dead. Another lad of 18, who had been reported for talking,

and sentenced to bread and water, took it so much to heart that on his

cell door being opened about 2 P.M. he rushed past the turnkey, and threw

himself over the railings. He was picked up insensible and taken to the

hospital, when, incredible as it may appear, he was found to be

absolutely uninjured, although he had jumped from a fifth storey and

landed on a stone floor. On his dinner tin the unhappy youth had

scratched, “Dear father and mother, brothers and sisters I wish you all

good-bye and have 3 days cells and 3 days bread and water and pushed

about. From A. Burke.” The lad was thereupon brought before the

visiting justices, and in consideration of his youth only got seven days

in the punishment cells.

It cannot be denied that great malingering and deception are practised by

prisoners, which necessitates the greatest vigilance on the part of the

officials. Nothing is commoner than for them to pretend attempted

suicide; and instances are of frequent occurrence where a man, having

calculated the time to a nicety, proceeds to hang himself as his door is

being opened. These gentlemen are almost invariably flogged.

On the other hand, it is equally certain that justice is not meted out in

the disposal of everyday offences. Discipline demands that the warders

must be supported; and even if they are known to be lying or grossly

exaggerating, “the system” necessitates their being believed. If,

therefore, this humble stratum of humanity is supposed to be entitled to

a particle of fair play, it calls for the immediate attention of Sir

Edmund Du Cane. I would suggest the advisability of an experienced _ex

parte_ official being daily present at these orderly-room farces, who

could watch the cases and weigh the evidence. Until this is done a

prisoner has about as much prospect of justice as had Arabi before the

arrival of Mr. Broadley. In this _résumé_ of justice as administered at

Coldbath Fields I must be permitted to disown all reflections on the

Governor, for whom I have the profoundest respect. It is the system that

I blame, and sympathize with a conscientious man being compelled by

regulation to conform to its usages.

About eighty men are employed as tailors; of these the best workmen are

employed in the shop, the remainder doing piecework in their respective

cells. They make the entire clothing for officers and prisoners for this

and many other prisons. The work is exceptionally good—a fact not to be

wondered at, considering they count amongst their ranks journeymen and

cutters from many of the principal West-end houses. The basket-making is

exceptionally good, and to a great extent made to the order of the

leading shops; and the specimens of neat work I have seen quite surprised

me. Mat-making is a severe type of hard labour. The daily task is one

yard, and men who have been employed at it have assured me that it is

very hard work. The mat-room is fitted with twelve looms for the make of

the best doormats. The Government has a contract with Treloar, a

shopkeeper in Ludgate; and as he is supposed to have a large connection,

it may be assumed that reputedly honest feet are constantly being brought

into contact with the work of dishonest hands.

The bakery is worth a visit, if only to see the mountains of bread in

course of preparation. In this place about twenty-four men are

constantly employed putting in or taking out loaves from two huge ovens.

All the bread, whether white or brown, is made in separate loaves of the

average size of a penny roll; and when it is added that some 4000 of

these are consumed daily, representing a gross weight of over half a ton,

in Coldbath Fields alone (to say nothing of Holloway Gaol and the House

of Detention, which are also supplied from here), some idea of the

proportions of “our bakery” may be arrived at. The kitchen is, if

anything, still more interesting. I have never seen anything to approach

the size of the vats and utensils, unless, perhaps, in a pantomime scene

representing Gorgeybuster the giant’s _cuisine_. Everything is here

cooked by steam, and excellent the cookery is. The soup, which is

supplied three times a week, is exceptionally good. It finds its way

from the kitchen in enormous tubs, and on arrival at the various wards is

transferred into greasy, half-washed tins; still it does not lose its

excellence, and I invariably enjoyed the soup. The usual amount made on

soup days is about 200 gallons, and the daily quantity of potatoes

consumed about 7 cwt. As may be supposed, certain farces and abuses have

crept into this department. Specimens of the cookery are daily laid out

for the inspection of the surgeon and Governor. If they should, however,

omit this essential form, it is amply compensated for by the voracity of

some of the head warders, who frequently sacrifice inclination at the

shrine of duty and make a substantial meal during the tasting process.

Beef-tea for the use of the patients is also made here—a brew that would

be considerably strengthened by being doctored in the hospital kitchen

instead of where it is. A pound of beef is the liberal allowance for

each pint of beef-tea. The usual custom that prevails, however, is for

the beef to be eaten, by those who ought to know better, and for Colonial

meat to be substituted for it. I assert this advisedly, and offer it as

the possible solution of the knotty problem of why complaints are of such

frequent occurrence. Home Office papers, please copy! Despite all the

assertions to the contrary, I freely confess I never found fault with the

prison fare; and if one could keep one’s thoughts from wandering to

“Bignon’s” or the “Café Helder,” one could thoroughly enjoy the liberal

fare. I experienced this dietary, pure and simple, for two or three

months, so may be fairly considered capable of forming an opinion.

The carpenters’ and smiths’ shops call for no special notice beyond the

custom in vogue, whereby all men are carefully searched before returning

to their cells. This is, no doubt, an essential ceremony, as turnkeys’

scalping-knives, in the shape of chisels, might occasionally go astray,

not forgetting the modest pencil, the most treasured possession of Her

Majesty’s prisoners.

The oakum shed finds employment for about a dozen men. In it piles of

old rope are being continually chopped up, weighed, and tied into bundles

varying from one to three pounds in weight. I have often seen van loads

of this apparently worthless rope discharging cargo at this shed, and was

surprised to see the same though quite unrecognisable rope leaving the

prison a week or two after converted into the finest oakum, to be again

utilized for the manufacture of rope.

The paper room is the most original and interesting of the various

institutions in this original and interesting place. I do not know if it

lies in the route through which visitors are conducted, but if it does it

will repay a minute inspection. Into this room the sweepings of the

Houses of Parliament and the various Government Offices in the United

Kingdom find their way. All old telegrams, after being kept six months

at the General Post Office, are sent here to be destroyed, to say nothing

of old ledgers, directories, blue books, almanacks, etc.; in short, a

heterogeneous mass of things useful and things useless, all

higgle-de-piggledy, to be sorted and torn into small pieces, and

eventually converted into paper by Alderman Waterlow and his sons (these

last named individuals do their share of the work at home). Amongst this

pile the most valuable discoveries are of daily occurrence; and articles

priceless in the estimation of a prisoner, such as pen-knives, boxes of

cigarettes, butt-ends of cigars, writing paper, envelopes, novels, coins,

pencils, and postage stamps, are hourly exhumed. About 200 men are

employed in this department, whose duty is to tear up into small atoms a

certain amount of waste paper daily. Of the above number some 20 of the

most trustworthy (_i.e._, those who are the greatest adepts in the art of

secreting property about their persons) are employed in overhauling the

supply, and delivering up contraband goods—that they may not

require—before passing it to be manipulated by their less trustworthy

_confrères_. Great precautions are supposed to be taken against the

possibility of a prisoner appropriating any of this “treasure trove,” and

they are each and all subjected to a minute examination before returning

to their cells. That this search meets all the requirements of the case

may be gleaned from the quantities of things that find their way into the

prison. I was never without a capital pen-knife, and when I lost mine

(or when it was stolen), as I did on more than one occasion, I never had

any difficulty in procuring another. The stationery that I used for my

“private” correspondence was invariably House of Commons paper, and,

excepting perhaps being almost imperceptibly soiled, was as good as new.

The traffic in tobacco through this agency is by no means inconsiderable,

and before I had made my personal arrangements for a weekly supply I have

frequently exchanged food for cigarettes; but they were far from

satisfactory, and I found them infinitely better adapted for choking than

chewing. Butt-ends of cigars, too, find a ready market; but at this

point I invariably drew the line, and preferred—inveterate smoker though

I am—to forego the luxury of chewing a cigar that had been

half-masticated by some scorbutic quill-driver. The special trade that I

was put to was worsted work. I was officially described as a

“needleman,” a title I had more claim to than may appear at first sight.

Needlemen are employed either in knitting stockings, making shirts, or

darning blankets, shirts, or socks. I had the choice of any of these

delectable pursuits, and selected the latter as the most easy of evasion.

Darning burglars’ stockings, I admit, sounds a humble and unsavoury

vocation; but considering they are boiled for about three days before

passing into the needlemen’s hands, any antipathy on the subject must be

attributed to sheer prejudice. Other motives also influenced me; it was

far the lightest and most elastic job, and a reserve bundle I always kept

in stock did me good service on the thimble rig principle. The allotted

task was 15 pair a day _at least_, but thanks to my “reserve” (a far

greater success than Mr. Cardwell’s), and “auxiliaries” of other kinds, I

found that two pair and sometimes three a day met all the “requirements

of the service.” The nature of my work amusingly exemplified Locke’s

theory of the “Association of Ideas,” and I never took up a stocking

without having vividly presented to my mind the scene in “Faust,” where

Marguerite is bound to lame the wearer. I speak from personal knowledge,

for one afternoon I experimentalized with one of my specimen repairs and

blistered my foot for a month. I often had qualms of conscience as I saw

the numerous men that were limping round at exercise—the number of whom

appeared to increase in proportion to the quantity of stockings I

darned—and I could not help feeling that I was the unintentional cause of

all this misery. My deplorable incapacity in the Berlin wool and fancy

line was once nearly getting me into a terrible scrape. Amongst the

pedestrians that exercised at the same time as myself was an ex-convict

and desperado, who prided himself on the recital of his past experiences,

and who had undergone penal servitude in Australia and England almost

without interruption during the past 20 years. He was a Hercules in

appearance, addicted to the use of his fists on the slightest

provocation, and about the last man whose susceptibilities one would care

to offend. On his arrival some twelve months previously he had laid down

some wholesome rules for the guidance of those whom it might concern. “I

don’t wants any ’umbug as long as I’m ’ere”—this was the burthen of his

instructions. “I’ll do my work as well as I’m able, and you’ll allus

find me willing and respec’ful-like; but if any of you attempts to bully

or ’umbug me I’ll cut your throats from ear to ear.” Conceive, then, my

feelings on seeing this amiable creature one morning struggling with his

stocking. A glance convinced me it was my handiwork. With a terrible

oath, and livid with rage, he expressed a wish that he only knew the chap

that had “fixed” his stocking. With an equally fervent but inaudible

prayer I sincerely hoped he never would.

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