(_BY THE WIFE OF A DISSENTING CUMBRIAN WORKMAN_.)
O WILLIAM, you have managed to offend.
The Workmen, and the Women, and the Welsh.
Beware, or you'll discover ere the end
That the _three_ W.'s the great _one_ can squelch!
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[Illustration: ENCOURAGING, VERY!
_Cockney Art-Teacher_ (_newly arrived and nervous--after a long
silence_). "IF YOU _SHOULD_ SEE A CHANCE O' DRORIN' ANYTHING
CORRECTLY--DO SO!!" [_Collapse of expectant Student._]
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