So it's any “Empty bottles! Any empty bottle-O!”
You can hear us round for a half a mile or so.
And you'll see the women rushing
To take in the Monday's washing
When they 'ear us crying, “Empty Bottle-O!”
I'm drivin' down by Wexford-street and up a winder goes,
A girl sticks out 'er 'ead and looks at me,
An all-right tart with ginger 'air, and freckles on 'er nose;
I stops the cart and walks across to see.
“There ain't no bottles 'ere,” says she, “since father took the pledge;”
“No bottles 'ere,” says I, “I'd like to know
What right you 'ave to stick your 'ead outside the winder ledge,
If you 'aven't got no Empty Bottle-O!”
I sometimes gives the 'orse a spell, and then the push and me
We takes a little trip to Chowder Bay.
Oh! ain't it nice the 'ole day long a-gazin' at the sea
And a-hidin' of the tanglefoot away.
But when the booze gits 'old of us, and fellows starts to “scrap”,
There's some what likes blue-metal for to throw:
But as for me, I always says for layin' out a “trap”
There's nothin' like an Empty Bottle-O!