DEAR PUNCH,

Knowing the interest you take in anything relating to the advancement of

science, I beg to apprise you that I am about publishing a statistical

work, in which I have made it perfectly clear that an immense saving in

the article of ice alone might be made in England by importing that which

lies waste upon Mont Blanc. I have also calculated to a fraction the

number of pints of milk produced in the canton of Berne, distinguishing

the quantity used in the making of cheese from that which has been

consumed in the manufacture of butter--and specifying in every instance

whether the milk has been yielded by cows or goats. There will be also a

valuable appendix to the work, containing a correct list of all the inns

on the road between Frankfort and Geneva, with a copy of the bill of fare

at each, and the prices charged; together with the colour of the

postilion's jacket, the age of the landlord and the weight of his wife,

and the height in inches of the cook and chambermaid. To which will be

added, "Ten Minutes' Advice" upon making one shilling go as far as two. If

you can give me a three-halfpenny puff in your admired publication, you

will confer a favour on

Your sincere friend,

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 20, 1841 · 第 26 / 66 题