AN ENLIGHTENED ENGLISHMAN.

On reaching the vicarage, Murray Selwood found one of the rooms made

bright and comfortable with the furniture that had been sent in, and the

table spread ready for a composite meal, half breakfast, half dinner,

with a dash in it of country tea.

Everything was scrupulously clean, and Mrs Slee was bustling about, not

looking quite so wan and unsociable as when he saw her first.

"I've scratted a few things together," she said, acidly, "and you must

mak' shift till I've had more time. Will you have the pot in now? I

put the bacon down before the fire when I saw you coming. But, lord,

man, what have ye been doin' to your hand?"

"Only bruised it a bit: knocked the skin off," said Mr Selwood,

smiling.

"Don't tell me," said Mrs Slee, sharply. "You've been faighting."

"Well, I knocked a man down, if you call that fighting," said the vicar,

smiling, as he saw Mrs Slee hurriedly produce a basin, water, and a

coarse brown, but very clean, towel, with which she proceeded to bathe

his bleeding hand.

"Oh, it's nothing," he said, as he took out his pocket-book. "You'll

find scissors and some sticking-plaister in there."

"I don't want no sticking-plaister," she said, taking a phial of some

brown liquid from inside a common ornament. "This'll cure it directly."

"And what may this be?" said the vicar, smiling, as he saw his leech

shake the bottle, and well soak a small piece of rag in the liquid.

"Rag Jack's oil," said Mrs Slee, pursing up her lips, and then

anointing and tying up the injured hand. "It cures everything."

The vicar nodded, not being without a little faith in homely country

simples; and then the rag was neatly sewed on, and an old glove cut so

as to cover the unsightly bandage.

"Did they upset you?" she then queried.

"Well, no," he said; and he briefly related what had taken place. "By

the way, I hope that gentleman in the red waistcoat is no relation of

yours. Is he?"

"Is he?" retorted Mrs Slee, viciously dabbing down a dish of tempting

bacon, with some golden eggs, beside the crisp brown loaf and yellow

butter. "Is he, indeed! He's my master."

Mrs Slee hurried out of the room, but came back directly after.

"You've no spoons," she said, sharply; and then making a dive through

her thin, shabby dress, she searched for some time for a pocket-hole,

and then plunging her arm in right to the shoulder, she brought out a

packet tied in a bit of calico. This being undone displayed a paper,

and within this another paper was set free. Carefully folded, and

fitted into one another, within this were half a dozen very small-sized,

old-fashioned silver teaspoons, blackened with tarnish.

"They are quite clean," grumbled Mrs Slee, giving a couple of them a

rub. "They were my grandmother's, and she gave 'em to me when I was

married--worse luck. I keep 'em there so as they shan't be drunk. He

did swallow the sugar-tongs."

"Does your husband drink, then?" said Mr Selwood, quietly.

"Is there anything he don't do as he oughtn't since they turned him out

of the plan?" said the woman, angrily. "There, don't you talk to me

about him; it makes me wild when I don't want to be."

She hurried out of the room again, shutting the door as loudly as she

possibly could without it's being called a bang; and then hunger drove

everything else out of the young vicar's mind, even the face of Eve

Pelly, and--a minor consideration--his bruised hand.

"A queer set of people indeed," he said, as he progressed with his

hearty meal. "What capital bread, though. That butter's delicious.

Hah!" he ejaculated, helping himself to another egg and a pinky brown

piece of bacon; "if there is any fault in those eggs they are too fresh.

By Sampson, I must tell Mrs Slee to secure some more of this bacon."

Ten minutes later he was playing with the last cup of tea, and indulging

it with more than its normal proportions of sugar and milk, for the calm

feeling of satisfaction which steals over a hearty man after a meal--a

man who looks upon digestion as a dictionary word, nothing more--had set

in, and Murray Selwood was thinking about his new position in life.

"Well, I suppose I shall get used to it--in time. There must be a few

friends to be made. Hallo!"

The ejaculation was caused by some one noisily entering the adjoining

room with--

"Now then, what hev you got to yeat?"

"Nowt." was the reply.

The voices were both familiar, for in the first the vicar recognised

that of the man in the red waistcoat--"My master," as Mrs Slee called

him.

"You've been cooking something," he continued loudly.

"Yes. The parson's come, and it's his brakfast."

"Brakfast at this time o' day! Oh, then, it's him as I see up at

foundry wi' them Glaires."

"Don't talk so loud, or he'll hear you," said Mrs Slee, sharply.

"Let him. Let him hear me, and let him know that there's a free,

enlightened Englishman beneath the same roof. Let him know that there's

one here breathing the free--free light--breath of heaven here. A man

too humble to call himself a paytriot, but who feels like one, and moans

over the sufferings of his down-trampled brothers."

"I tell you he'll hear you directly, and we shall have to go."

"Let him hear me," shouted Simeon, "and let him drive us out--drive us

into the free air of heaven. It'll only be a new specimint of the

bloated priesthood trampling down and gloating over the sufferings of

the poor. Who's he--a coming down here with his cassicks and gowns to

read and riot on his five hundred a year in a house like this, when the

hard-working body of brothers on the local plan can preach wi'out having

it written down, and wi'out cassicks and gowns, and get nothing for it

but glory! Let him hear me."

"Thou fulsome! hold thy stupid tongue," cried Mrs Slee.

"Never!" exclaimed Simeon, who counted this his opportunity after being

baffled in the forenoon. "I'll be trampled on no more by any bloated

oligarch of a priest or master. I've been slave too--too long. I'm

starving now, but what then? I can be a martyr to a holy cause--the

'oly cause of freedom. Let him riot in his food and raiment--let him

turn us out, and some day--some day--I say some day--"

Mr Slee paused in his oratory, for his wife had clapped her hand over

his mouth; but just then the door opened, and the vicar stood in the

opening.

Mrs Slee dropped her hand, while Simeon thrust his right into his

breast, orator fashion, and faced the new-comer with inborn dignity.

"How do, Mr Slee," said the vicar, quietly. "We met before this

morning. I merely came to say that I cannot help hearing every word

that is spoken in this room."

"The words that I said--" began Simeon.

"And," continued the vicar, "I have quite done, if you will clear away,

Mrs Slee. I am going to see about a few more necessaries for the

place, and to look out for a gardener, unless your husband likes the

job."

"Garden!" said Simeon; "I dig!"

"I often do," said the vicar, coolly. "It's very healthy work. Famous

for the appetite. By the way, Mr Slee, I heard you say you were

hungry. Mrs Slee, pray don't save anything on the table; you are quite

welcome."

He walked out of the place, and Mrs Slee, who, poor woman, looked

ravenously hungry, hastened to spread their own table.

"That for you," said Simeon, snapping his fingers after the retreating

form. "I care that for you--a bloated priest. Of course, we're to eat

his husks--a swine--his leavings. No; I'll rather starve than be

treated so."

"Howd thy silly tongue, thou fulsome!" exclaimed Mrs Slee, "and thank

the Lord there is something sent for thee. You talk like that! Oh,

Sim, Sim, if ever there was a shack, it's thou."

"Mebbe I am, mebbe I'm not," said Sim, as he looked curiously on, while

his wife filled up the steaming teapot, put the half dish of bacon down

to warm, and then proceeded to cut some thick slices of bread and

butter.

Sim turned his eyes away and tried to look out of the window, but those

thick slices, with the holes well filled with butter, were magnetic, and

drew his eyes back again.

"I tell ye what, woman," he began, wrenching his eyes away, "that the

day is coming when the British wuckman will tear himself from under the

despot's heel."

"There, do hold thee clat, and--there, yeat that."

Mrs Slee thrust a great slice of the tempting bread and butter into her

husband's hand, and his fingers clutched it fiercely.

"Yeat that--yeat that?" he cried. "Yeat the bread of a brutal, Church--

established tyrant? Yeat the husks of his leavings? Never! I'd

sooner--sooner--sooner--sooner--Yah!"

Mr Simeon Slee's words came more and more slowly, as he prepared to

dash the bread and butter down; but as his eyes rested upon the slice,

he hesitated, and as he hesitated he fell, for the temptation was too

great for the hungry hero. He uttered a kind of snarling ejaculation,

and then treating the bread as if it were an enemy, he bit out of it a

great semicircle, while throwing himself into a chair, he sat and ate

slice after slice with bacon, in silence, washing all down with cups of

tea.

Mr Slee stirred his tea with a fork-handle, for it was noticeable that

the silver teaspoons had disappeared--a line of procedure adopted by Sim

as soon as his hunger was appeased, for he had certain meetings of his

brotherhood to attend, so he told his wife; and he did not return till

late, his coming being announced by sundry stumbles in the passage, and

a peculiar thickness of utterance, due doubtless to the exhaustion

consequent upon many patriotic utterances at the hostelry known as the

Bull for short--the Bull and Cucumber in fact.

Seekers for derivations of signs had puzzled themselves a good deal over

the connection between a bull and that familiar gourd of the

_cucurbitaceae_ known as a cucumber. It is perhaps needless to add that

the learned were baffled, but the incongruity was never noticed by the

people of Dumford, and as their pronunciation of the sign was the Bull

and Cow-cumber, the connection did not sound at all out of place.

Mr Selwood heard Sim return, and lay for some time listening to his

patriotic utterances--fragments, in fact, of the speech he had delivered

at the meeting--and it became very evident to the new occupant of the

vicarage that life with Mr Simeon Slee beneath his roof would not be

very pleasant.

"I don't like the idea of turning out the poor woman, either," he said

to himself, as he lay turning from side to side, courting the rest that

would not come.

"I've been a bit excited to-day, I suppose," he muttered; and then he

tried all the known recipes short of drugs for obtaining rest, from

saying a speech backwards to getting out of bed and brushing his hair.

But sleep would not come till close upon morning, for that face before

him was the sweet appealing face of Eve Pelly, and in the stillness of

the night he seemed to be hearing her words again and again--"Don't

judge dear Richard harshly from what you saw this morning."

"Dear Richard, dear Richard, dear Richard"--he found himself repeating

over and over again. "And she loves him, and believes in him. He is

everything to her, and if she found out that he was a scoundrel it would

break her heart."

"And set her free," something in the corner of his own seemed to

whisper; and he started, and sat up in bed with the perspiration

standing on his brow.

"Am I sane? Am I in my right senses?" he said, feeling his pulse and

counting its beats. "I must be a little out of tone. Humph! I'll have

such a walk to-morrow! Bah! it's the excitement of coming down here,

and it has been rather a lively day."

He punched and turned his pillow fiercely, threw himself down, and

closed his eyes once more, shutting out the dimly-seen lattice window,

with its fringe of ivy leaves; but as he did so there was Eve Pelly's

face again, and that gentle look which accompanied the appealing curve

of her lips, as she said, "Don't judge dear Richard harshly."

The would-be sleeper started up in bed again, and sat there feeling hot

and feverish for some time.

"Look here, Murray, dear boy," he said at last. "You are down here for

a great purpose. You have here in your charge some four thousand souls

to teach and tend, and help on in life's course. Don't fidget, my boy.

I'm not going to preach, only to say a few words to the point. Now,

look here: You are the spiritual head of the parish; you have your

Master's work to do. In short, you are a teacher. Now mind this, a

teacher who cannot govern himself is a broken reed. Are you a broken

reed?" This was all said in a low voice, and then for a few moments

there was silence in the room, to be broken by the young man saying in a

somewhat louder voice in answer to his own words: "I hope not."

"Good," he continued, in the former tone. "I like that: it sounds

humble and hopeful. Now look here, you will see a great deal of what

goes on in this place. In fact, you have seen a good deal already, and

you have learned what is the state of affairs with one of the principal

families. You have heard that Richard Glaire is engaged to his cousin;

that the said cousin loves him; and that this weak young man is playing

fast and loose."

"Yes."

"Good. Well, your duty is plain; the young fellow doubtless has his

good points. Make him your friend, and improve them--for her sake--gain

an influence over him. You can, and you will, Murray Selwood. Yours

may be a hard duty, but you must do it."

"Yes, verily, and by God's help so I will."

"Good. Now you may go to sleep."

After this he lay down, and by a strange exercise of will, and in the

belief that he was going to conquer a feeling absolutely new to him, he

fell asleep directly.

But it was no peaceful rest such as generally came to his pillow, for he

lay tossing in dreams of Eve Pelly turning to him constantly for help

from some great trouble that was ever pursuing her--a danger that he

could not avert. Then Richard Glaire had him by the throat, charging

him with robbing him of his love; and then he was engaged in a mad

struggle with the young man, holding him over a gulf to hurl him in,

incited thereto by the young workman.

Then once more Eve Pelly's appealing face was before him, praying him to

spare dear Richard, the man she loved, and then--

"Thank God, it's morning!" he exclaimed, waking with a start, to consult

his watch, and finding it was half-past six.

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