_How, at Erfurt, Owlglass taught a Donkey to read._
Having had such signal success in the arts, Owlglass determined to try
science and letters; and therefore, when he came to Prague, in Bohemia,
he had notices stuck up, on the church and college doors, stating that
he could solve the most difficult questions. His answers, here, puzzled
the learned more than they had puzzled him with their questions; and
thus made bolder in impudence, he went to Erfurt, where he gave out
that he could teach any animal to read and write.
Now, at Erfurt there was a celebrated university, and all the learned
doctors met together and discussed what they should propose to
Owlglass, so that they might disgrace him, and come off with greater
honor, themselves, than their brethren of Prague. As soon as they had
come to a satisfactory conclusion, they had Owlglass called before
them, and the head of the university said that they had determined to
put a donkey to school with him, if he would undertake to teach it to
read. Owlglass agreed to do this without hesitation, adding that, as a
donkey was naturally a dull animal, they must allow him a reasonable
time and a sufficient sum for the support of his scholar during the
course of his instruction. After conferring among themselves, the
learned doctors proposed that twenty years should be allowed for the
accomplishment of the task, together with a sum of money which Owlglass
thought sufficient; and having received part of the money in advance,
he led his scholar off to a stall he had constructed on purpose for
him. He felt no difficulty in his position, for he would be freed from
all responsibility by the death of his pupil, which, at any time,
could be brought about, but for the time being determined to have some
sport. He took an old book, which he laid in the donkey's crib, having
strewed some oats between the leaves, and when the animal found this
out, it turned the leaves over with its tongue to get at the oats. Now,
when it no longer found any it cried out, "E-aw! E-aw!" which Owlglass
noticing, at once went to the head of the university and said,
"Learned Doctor, would you not like to see how my pupil is getting
on?" "Does he improve?" the Doctor asked; to which Owlglass replied,
"He is naturally uncouth and difficult to be taught, but by great care
and perseverance I have brought him on so far that he pronounces some
letters." Several of the dignitaries of the university assembled at
the donkey's stable, and as soon as Owlglass placed a book before the
poor creature, which had been kept fasting all day, it eagerly turned
over the leaves, looking for the oats, and not finding any, cried with
a loud voice, "E-aw! E-aw!" "You hear, my worthy Sirs," Owlglass said,
"that he already pronounces a vowel and a diphthong pretty distinctly,
and I have every hope that his progress will now be more rapid."
After this exhibition, Owlglass one night fastened a notice up at the
college door to the effect that the donkey, his scholar, was now fully
competent to be at the head of the university, and to instruct the
other donkeys of Erfurt, whom he therefore left to his charge. Owlglass
that night disappeared from the town, not forgetting to take with him
the money he had so deservedly earned.
[Illustration: _Owlglass's learned Donkey._]