CHAPTER VII

THE ROYAL YACHT

At the age of thirty-two, except for my term of service at Greenwich

and for a few short turns of weeks or months, I had hardly been in

England since I first went to sea as a midshipman, so I was naturally

delighted at getting a good spell at home before going abroad again

as a Commander, with the prospect of attaining Post rank before I was

forty. At that time, I had not the smallest intention of doing anything

but serve steadily on in the Navy, with a fair chance of eventually

hoisting my flag; however, as every philosopher knows, nobody has any

idea of what may be in store for him, and instead of further spells

of foreign service it turned out that I had practically returned to

England for ever.

The officers of the Royal Yacht were, by tradition, ear-marked for

promotion, the Sub-Lieutenants, who were appointed for one season,

which practically amounted to only a couple of months, were duly

promoted at the end of that time, and generally packed off to sea very

soon, as the long half-pay period which existed when I was a young

Lieutenant had mercifully come to an end. The two Lieutenants of the

Yacht remained for two years, and were then promoted, whilst the

Commander became a Post-Captain at the end of three years.

And now to say something of my new brother officers, and the ship,--or

rather ships,--in which we served. I joined the Royal Yacht in the

autumn of 1888 at Portsmouth, where I found my old Admiral, Sir J.

Edmund Commerell, installed with his family at Admiralty House as

Commander-in-Chief. I was delighted to have the opportunity of renewing

my acquaintance with him and making that of Lady Commerell and their

daughter. My old Commander of the _Narcissus_, the late Admiral Sir

John Fullerton, was in command of Her Majesty's Yacht _Victoria and

Albert_, with the _Alberta_, _Elfin_, and _Royal George_ as tenders. He

remained in charge of Queen Victoria's Yachts as Captain and Admiral

from 1884 to the day of Queen Victoria's death, and the last duty he

performed afloat was when, in charge of the tiny _Alberta_, he brought

the mortal remains of the Great Queen from Osborne, where she died,

to Portsmouth on the way to her last resting place at Windsor. He

was, for some years afterwards, a Groom-in-Waiting to King Edward,

and subsequently an extra Groom-in-Waiting to King George, and died

a little over a year ago at his lovely little home at Hamble. Hamble

lies up its own little river, which empties itself into the Southampton

Water; it is now a fishing village, but, during the old wars, was a

famous ship-building place, and many were the line-of-battleships that

were launched from the slips there, of which traces can still be seen.

It was an ideal place for an old sailor to end his days in.

The _Victoria and Albert_ was my old Madeira acquaintance, and, still

as beautiful as ever, and though some thirty years of age when I joined

her, nothing more perfect in the way of "lines" had yet been produced

by any Naval architect. Our Commander was Richard Poore, now Admiral

Sir Richard Poore, and the fourth baronet of that name. In after years,

besides being Second-in-Command of the Channel Fleet, he was twice a

Commander-in-Chief, namely in Australia and at the Nore. The other

Lieutenant was Gerald King-Harman, a splendid specimen of an Irishman,

and brother to the well-known Member of Parliament of that name. He,

poor fellow, knowing that he was suffering from a mortal disease, did

his best to break his neck out hunting, all to no purpose; he died

shortly after his promotion in 1889.

In those days the _Victoria and Albert_ was only inhabited by a small

party of caretakers except when she was actually on some cruise, or

when the Queen was paying her summer visit to Osborne, during which

time the Royal Yacht lay at Cowes in full commission. During the winter

stay of the Court at Osborne and during the greater part of the year

the officers lived on board the _Royal George_, the old hulk that had

been the Royal Yacht in the days of George IV and King William, and

all communication with Cowes was carried on either by the tenders,

_Alberta_ and _Elfin_, or by picket-boat. I loved the old hulk. We

were very comfortable, as the officers messed in what had been the

Royal apartments. She was tiny, but had been built as a miniature copy

of the frigates of her day, and had been full rigged. I believe that

the last time she was in use as a Royal Yacht was in 1842, when Queen

Victoria and the Prince Consort paid their first visit to Scotland. On

that occasion the Royal Party embarked on board the _Royal George_ at

Woolwich, and were towed round in her to the port of Leith. I am not

surprised, however, that Queen Victoria preferred to make the return

voyage on board a steamer belonging to the General Steam Navigation

Company, where Her Majesty found that the accommodation was better and

more spacious than on board the _Royal George_.

During the Queen's winter residence at Osborne no leave was given, as

it was never known when we might be required, and when the Royal Yacht

lay at Cowes, in the summer, the officers were not allowed ashore

until it had been finally ascertained that Her Majesty had no further

commands for that day; but when the Court was not at Osborne we had

a very easy time. The two Lieutenants used to take it in turn to go

on leave, one of them having to live on board the _Royal George_,

but as soon as Morning Prayers had been read there was little or

nothing more to do, and there was no trouble about attending such Race

Meetings as Sandown and Kempton, which, being on the South-Western

Railway line, were easily reached, as indeed was London. At that

time I belonged to the Naval and Military Club, and a very cheerful

place it was, especially for a sailor. There was one corner of the

huge smoking-room,--which is still, I believe, called Besika Bay

Corner,--where one was sure to meet one's old comrades and their

soldier friends who had garrisoned Malta in the late 'seventies and

early 'eighties. And so the time passed agreeably enough, interspersed,

as it was, with a good many trips across the Channel. In the middle

of November the Prince of Wales embarked on board the Royal Yacht and

was conveyed to Flushing to meet, the then, recently widowed Empress

Frederick. Her Imperial Majesty arrived on board with her three

daughters and crossed to Port Victoria, where she was met by Queen

Victoria and most of the members of the Royal Family, and travelled

with them to Windsor. The winter season, commencing, as was general, in

the middle of December, was a busier one than usual, for the Empress

Frederick had accompanied her mother to Osborne, and there was a great

deal of running to and fro to convey the various members of the Royal

Family backwards and forwards.

In the middle of February 1889 the Queen left Osborne, and some ten

days later the Empress Frederick crossed in the yacht to Flushing,

with her daughters, on her way home. In early March Queen Victoria

embarked for Cherbourg _en route_ to Cimiez. The _Victoria and Albert_

was escorted across the Channel by a veritable procession of yachts,

including the _Osborne_, _Alberta_, _Enchantress_ (the Admiralty

Yacht), and the _Galatea_ (the Trinity House boat). Her Majesty

returned to England in April.

Our next trip was at the end of June when we were sent to Antwerp

to embark the Shah. I remember the late King of the Belgians came to

Antwerp to see him off, so I suppose that Oriental Potentate had been

officially visiting Belgium before coming to England.

The Shah was attended by Sir H. Drummond Wolff, then H.M. Minister

at Teheran, and Sir H. Rawlinson, who were with him during the whole

of his visit. He also had an enormous retinue of Persians for us to

embark. Some of them, such as Ali Asmer Asgher Khan, Amin us Sultan,

the Grand Vizier, and Prince Malcom Khan, the Persian Minister, and a

few others, were no doubt very distinguished men; but the tail end of

the suite seemed to me to consist principally of what the Bluejackets

used to call "scallawags."

On the 1st July we duly arrived at Gravesend, where the Prince of Wales

boarded us, to welcome the Shah, and then up the Thames we went and the

real fun began. The river, of course, swarmed with excursion steamers,

and the one idea of the excursionists was to try and keep alongside the

Royal Yacht, and as near as possible, so as to get a sight of the Shah.

This congestion of passenger boats, all overcrowded with sight-seers

was extremely dangerous, and as the smallest collision would have sunk

any of those lightly-built craft, an accident would have resulted in

an appalling loss of life. As usual the men in charge of these boats

behaved very badly and took great risks, but it meant a harvest for

them in the shape of tips from their passengers, and human nature being

what it is, it would be ridiculous to blame them, and as, moreover,

thanks to good luck, no accident happened, there was no harm done. The

Royal party eventually landed in a sort of glorified steam-launch at

Westminster Steps.

In the middle of July, the Queen went, as usual, to Osborne, but her

visit there was broken by a journey she had to make to London to enable

her to be present at the wedding of Princess Louise of Wales and the

late Duke of Fife on the 27th. Two days after Her Majesty's return

to Osborne, the Royal Yacht conveyed the Shah there to take leave

of the Queen, and thence to Cherbourg. Meanwhile, a large Fleet had

assembled at Spithead, under the command of Sir J. Edmund Commerell,

Commander-in-Chief at Portsmouth, so that the Shah on his way to

Cowes might be enabled to see something of the British Navy. I am

bound to say that he did not appear to be in the least impressed. He

firmly declined to come on deck, and obviously disliked the noise of

the salute. In fact, he took no notice of the Fleet whatever. My old

friend, the late Mr. Bennett Burleigh, the well-known War Correspondent

of the _Daily Telegraph_, had by some mysterious means managed to

smuggle himself on board the Royal Yacht. I have an idea that the late

General Sir John McNeil, then on board as one of the Queen's Equerries,

had rather connived at his presence, for he and Sir John had been old

cronies and campaigners together. However, being there, he behaved

with the most commendable tact, and had not ventured near the saloon

where the Shah had ensconced himself, and consequently had to rely

on second-hand information. I, being on duty, was in the immediate

vicinity, and so was duly pumped by my friend.

"What a splendid sight the salute was! I am sure the Shah must have

been greatly impressed. What did he say?"

As I have already written, the Shah paid no attention whatever to the

Fleet, but, thinking that he ought certainly to have made some sort of

remark, I gravely answered that His Majesty had said: "Wah, Wah, Allah

is great, and the English are a mighty nation," which I thought would

do just as well for the readers of the _Daily Telegraph_ as anything

else. I am rather afraid that Mr. Burleigh was too old a hand to be

caught, and greatly doubt whether the imaginary ecstasies of the Shah

were ever published.

That particular season at Cowes was an interesting one, for it was

in 1889 that the Kaiser made his first descent on Cowes in the shape

of a visit to his grandmother, Queen Victoria. He arrived on August

3rd, and with his usual arrogance, or perhaps to save himself from

paying their board in Germany while he was in England, he brought

over an immense and entirely unnecessary suite. Osborne, and all its

little dependencies, were strained to the utmost to house this swarm

of locusts, and even then an overflow party had to be put up on board

the Royal Yacht. This was the first occasion that I had ever come into

contact with any number of Germans, and I have heartily disliked them

ever since. To my mind, even on a pre-war standard, there is nothing

good to be said about them. I detest all their ways and works, their

eternal bows, and clicking of heels, and the equally eternal shaking

of hands, and impertinent inquiries about one's digestion. Moreover,

they have the odious habit of leaving sheaves of visiting cards in all

directions. We were thirteen officers on board the Royal Yacht, and

when our unbidden guests insisted on leaving a card apiece upon us it

literally made up one or more packs to be littered about. In view of

our present experience of them, I think that I can congratulate myself

on a certain amount of prescience in the detestation with which they,

one and all, inspired me so many years ago.

Other visitors, temporarily lodging on board the Royal Yacht, were

Admiral of the Fleet Sir Geoffrey Hornby, who was in attendance on the

young Kaiser during his visit, Sir Henry Keppel and Captain Stephenson,

both of whom were in attendance on the Prince of Wales.

The whole visit was not only an interesting one, but made a very

picturesque show from a naval point of view. The Emperor arrived in

his yacht with an escorting squadron of the German Fleet (then very

much in its infancy), one of the squadron, a cruiser named the _Irene_,

being commanded by his brother, Prince Henry. There was a huge Fleet

at Spithead, and Cowes was, if possible, more full of yachts than

ever, and in addition there were anchored in the roads a few British

battleships and torpedo-boats, one of these small craft being commanded

by H.R.H. Prince George of Wales. The Prince and Princess of Wales

were, of course, on board the Royal Yacht at Osborne, at the usual

moorings just inshore of the _Victoria and Albert_.

The Prince of Wales went out in the _Osborne_ to meet the Emperor and

his squadron, and, on his way, his yacht was most shamefully mobbed by

a horde of excursion steamers that had been hired for the occasion by

the holiday folk who very naturally infest the Isle of Wight and South

Coast at that season. The Commander of the _Osborne_ only succeeded in

keeping them off at a less dangerous distance by threatening to pump

water over them with the steam fire hose.

The Prince went on board the Kaiser's yacht as soon as she arrived, and

later landed at Osborne to be with the Queen when the Emperor arrived

at Osborne House. The usual Cowes Regatta was in full swing during the

week or so that the visit lasted, and such crowds filled the streets

that there literally was barely standing room in the queer little town.

The only functions I remember were a parade review of the German seamen

that was held in the grounds at Osborne, a dinner party that was given

by the Queen to the officers of the German Fleet on board the _Victoria

and Albert_, and a review of the Fleet by the Emperor. As concerns

the review, the Kaiser and his brother, Prince Henry of Prussia, came

on board the _Victoria and Albert_, where the Prince and Princess of

Wales and all the members of the Royal Family at Osborne had already

established themselves, and the yachts then proceeded to pass through

the lines of the Fleet at Spithead. The ships were "manned" in the

usual way and salutes were fired. The Royal Yacht then anchored in the

vicinity of the _Howe_, which battleship was flying the flag of the

Commander-in-Chief, Sir J. Edmund Commerell, to enable the Admirals

and Captains to come on board and be presented to the Emperor. It

was a fine show for those days, and the Fleet, including, as it did,

thirty-eight First Class Torpedo-boats, was flying altogether one

hundred and twelve pennants. I remember well the ill-concealed envy

exhibited by the Kaiser, his brother, and their surroundings, for in

those days the German Navy was a very small affair. Meanwhile, Queen

Victoria, on the little _Alberta_, steamed through the lines of the

German Fleet, an operation which did not take long, as they numbered

just under a dozen, great and small.

The dinner on board was beautifully done by the servants who were sent

from Osborne for the purpose, and during its progress I, as one of the

least important of the hosts, found myself seated between two German

officers, more or less of the same insignificant rank as myself. In

the process of making conversation during the long dinner and evening,

I did glean one piece of information that delighted me. Somehow, the

topic of Marryat and his naval novels cropped up, and to my great

astonishment I discovered that these Germans could have passed a very

searching examination in Marryat, and had Mr. Midshipman Easy, and the

immortal Boatswain, Mr. Chucks, at their finger-ends. When I expressed

surprise at this, they confessed that, having no naval literature

of their own, they had to fall back on ours. There was yet another

surprise in store for me later on, when I was to see these perfect

examples of officers and gentlemen (?) filling their pockets with the

cigars that were handed to them to smoke! However, all these little

incidents are specimens, I suppose, of what their admirers call "German

thoroughness."

After the German Invasion had come to an end, Cowes began to empty

itself, and the Royal Yachts and the guardship (there was always a

guardship in the roads when the Queen was at Osborne), were left in

almost solitary grandeur, and now that there was room to move about

freely, Cowes became quite a pleasant place. Our duties were not

very exacting. There were occasional return trips to Southampton and

Portsmouth to bring over or take back the Queen's visitors in one of

the tenders, and every other day it was my duty to walk up to Osborne,

take luncheon with the household and ascertain whether her Majesty had

any commands.

About the middle of September the Court moved to Balmoral, the

Queen crossing as usual in the _Alberta_, and we officers took up

our quarters again on board the _Royal George_, the great bulk of

the ship's company, as usual, going back to the dockyard to work as

riggers. And so ended my first season at Cowes as a Lieutenant of Her

Majesty's Yacht.

In December, when the Court as usual moved to Osborne, leave came to an

end, and the constant trips across the Solent conveying Her Majesty's

numerous royal guests,--including, amongst many others, the Empress

Eugenie,--kept us busy until the return of the Court to Windsor in the

middle of January. A month later the Royal Yacht embarked Her Majesty

for her usual spring visit to the Continent, and at the end of April we

were at Flushing again to embark the Queen on her return to Windsor.

Our next trip was on a rather more extended scale, as in the middle

of July we were ordered to embark the Empress Frederick, and her two

(then) unmarried daughters, Princesses Victoria and Margaret, and

convey them to Gibraltar, where they proposed being transported to the

_Surprise_ for conveyance to Athens, the reason for the visit being, I

believe, the expected accouchement of the other daughter, the Duchess

of Sparta, a lady of whom, as Queen of the Hellenes, the British public

has heard a good deal since. By the 2nd of August we were back at

Cowes again for the usual summer season, and two days later the Kaiser

arrived in the _Hohenzollern_, accompanied by the inevitable Prince

Henry. This visit was of a more private nature than the one of the year

before, and, I expect greatly to the relief of all concerned on this

side of the North Sea, only lasted for four days. During a part of the

season there was an Austrian squadron lying at Spithead, commanded by

an Admiral Hincke, the Archduke Karl Stephan being in command of one

of the ships of the squadron, the _Kaiser Franz Josef_. While this

squadron was in the vicinity of Cowes, Queen Victoria inspected it by

steaming between the lines in the _Alberta_.

About the middle of August the Empress Eugenie arrived at Osborne on a

visit to the Queen, and thereby hangs a tale:

The Queen had decided to have some private theatricals and _tableaux

vivants_, organised at Osborne during the Empress's stay there, and

on the evening the performance was given a few notabilities in the

neighbourhood and some of the officers of the Royal Yacht had the

honour of being invited. The day before the entertainment took place

I received a sudden order to go to Osborne, and on arriving there

was told that one of the dramatis personæ had suddenly been taken

ill, and that I was to take that gentleman's place. Mercifully there

were no words to learn, and I only had to dress up and form one of

the representants of the various pictures. The three most elaborate

displays, with which the performance ended, were a series of large

set-pieces representing Twelfth Night (in a general and not a

Shakespearean sense), Queen Berengaria interceding with King Edward for

the Burghers of Calais, and the Garden Scene from _Faust_. All these

pictures were very beautifully "dressed," and the great Mr. Clarkson

arrived from London to make up the faces of the performers and arrange

their wigs. In "Twelfth Night," Princess Louise Marchioness of Lorne,

Princess Henry of Battenberg, Lady Feodor Gleichen, and one or two

other ladies were amongst the revellers, to say nothing of more than

an equal number of men. This one I saw from the front, and though very

pretty, I remember thinking it was a little crowded. In the next I took

a part, and so can give no opinion upon it. Princess Louise again was

in the Tableau, and made a very beautiful Queen Berengaria; the late

Sir Henry Ponsonby, in a magnificent suit of armour from Windsor, was

the King; Lord Stamfordham, then Colonel Arthur Bigge, was one of the

Burghers; Colonel Sir H. Legge, then Captain Harry Legge, and I were

amongst the knights in attendance, and Mr. Victor Biddulph, who died

quite recently, wonderfully made up as to tonsure, was the attendant

priest.

In the Garden Scene from _Faust_, Princess Beatrice took the part

of Marguerite, with Lady Southampton as Martha; Harry Legge was

Mephistopheles, whilst I, in my capacity as an understudy, had to

represent Faust. I am afraid that this tableau was not altogether

a success, for as soon as the curtain went up, I heard the Empress

Eugenie, who was naturally seated next to the Queen, ask in a very

audible voice, "Mais, qui est, donc, ce petit Faust?" The unfortunate

"petit Faust" in question shook to such an extent with suppressed

laughter that the whole stage quivered, and the picture in general

could only be described as wobbly.

After the performance there was a great supper for the dramatis personæ

and the guests in general, and I am bound to say that, though I went

to Osborne with considerable trepidation, I finished up by spending an

extremely agreeable evening.

A week or two later, at the end of August, the Queen left for Balmoral,

and the following week I was promoted to the rank of Commander.

And so, in September 1890, after about twenty years' service as boy

and man, I became, for quite a considerable time, a free agent, as a

Commander on the munificent half-pay of eight shillings per diem,--and

a very pleasant time it was. In the spring of 1892 I had been

fortunate enough to be elected a member of the Turf Club,--in those

days, to my mind, much the most agreeable Club in London. The Turf

Club was then, perhaps, at its very best. Socially it was extremely

pleasant, the majority of the members being principally engaged in

amusing themselves. All the best of the racing men belonged to it, and

nearly all the men prominent in sport of all kinds made it a place of

rendezvous, whilst in addition, it was much patronised by the leading

Foreign Diplomatists, and our own Politicians of the best sort. A

good deal of whist was played there, and nothing was more usual than

to cut into a rubber where the other players might well be a Foreign

Ambassador, some notable Politician, and the youngest-joined Guardsman,

so altogether it was eminently many-sided. Though, from its name, most

people had an idea that no conversation ever took place there except on

the one topic of racing, nothing was further from the fact. When such

men as the late Duke of Devonshire, Lord Russell of Killowen, and Lord

James of Hereford (to mention only a very few) were constantly,--indeed

almost daily,--to be met there, it was pretty obvious that there were

other interests as well as racing connected with the Club, and that

it was something more than merely a place for idle men of fashion. In

those times it was a very late establishment, for, on most nights,

returning from balls and parties, a number of us would put in there for

an hour or so before going to bed.

Another very delightful Club that had just been established, though

one of a very different nature, was the unfortunately short-lived

Amphitryon Club in Albemarle Street. It was started by a number of

well-known men, prominent amongst whom were the late Lord Randolph

Churchill, the Marquis de Soveral, and the present Lord Chaplin.

Though on the lines of the best sort of French Café, it was a Club to

the extent that there was a small entrance fee and subscription, and

a ballot for members. The Maître d'Hôtel, one Emile Aoust, had been

at Bignon's and thoroughly understood how to provide his clients with

the best of everything. As well as the restaurant downstairs, there

were several apartments upstairs, where large and small private dinner

parties could be given, and had it only been really well managed it

might have lasted for ever. Unfortunately Emile, though he thoroughly

understood food, knew nothing about finance, and after about five years

of existence the Club had not much to show except debts. Consequently

the establishment had to be wound up, and a grievous pity it was. It

was a delightful place for dinners or luncheons, and, moreover, members

were allowed to entertain ladies there for meals, so it was an enormous

convenience for the real Londoner. The worst of Emile's system was that

his prices were rather too varied. The regular habitués were not at all

badly treated, for, though it was very expensive, the best food _is_

very expensive, so there was not much to complain of; but occasionally,

when dealing with members who did not understand his ways, his prices

were really rather remarkable. I remember that he succeeded in losing

the custom of a very good client by charging him sixteen shillings for

a solitary baked apple. No doubt the apple was the very best of its

sort, but even then, it was rather more than any man could stand who

might happen to notice this detail, half-way down the long bill for

a dinner for some eight or ten guests. However, with all his faults,

Emile was a real artist, and I am by no means the only one of his old

customers who constantly deplores the fact that he is no longer with

us, and that the Amphitryon Club is a thing of the past.

Whilst on the subject of London Clubs, it was about this time that I

was fortunate enough to survive the ordeal by ballot and be elected a

member of the Beefsteak Club. The activities of that charming little

establishment have been terribly hampered by the paternal legislation

rendered necessary by the war, but when I first joined, it used to

begin to fill at a much later hour than that at which it now empties

itself, in these supperless times. In the past it had been essentially

a Night Club, the Annual General Meeting being held about midnight,

that being the sort of hour when the majority of members used to

arrive. Perhaps it was at its gayest and best when, after a first

performance at some popular theatre, the "first-nighters" used to

flock in to discuss the new play that had just been produced, and join

up with the members who had remained on after dinner. I can hardly

remember any place where I have heard such "good talk" as I have there,

and "good talk" of the most varied kind, ranging from frank Bohemianism

to the political history of England in the eighteenth and nineteenth

centuries. The sort of typical gathering that occurs to my memory when

still at our old home, where the new portion of Charing Cross Hospital

now stands, would be composed somewhat as follows; and though many

of them have joined the great majority, I am sure that they are not

forgotten by their old Club-mates. To give them the names by which they

were best known:--Archie Wortley, the principal founder of the Club;

the "Pelican," the name to which Pellegrini was expected to answer;

Arthur Blunt; Corney Grain; the "Beetle," otherwise Harry Kemble;

Johnny Giffard; that most delightful of men, Joe Knight, then dramatic

critic of the _Morning Post_, and also a great bibliophile; and Joe

Comyns Carr, perhaps the wittiest of them all. These have all passed

away, but amongst the habitués of the early 'nineties there are still

left such men as Willie Elliot, Harry Higgins, Cecil Clay, Marshall

Hall, and one or two others. I forget exactly when we moved into our

new premises in Green Street, Leicester Square, but it must have been

a good many years ago, and I do not know that the "talk" in the new

house is not as good as it was in the former one, when the survivors

of the old gang are reinforced by Leonard Courtney, John Scott Montagu

(now Lord Montagu of Beaulieu), Seymour Hicks, Perceval Landon, Charles

Whibley, and, until his death, the deeply regretted Harry Cust, perhaps

the most brilliant man in England.

Another popular personage in London Society who died recently and was a

great frequenter of the Beefsteak was the late Count Benckendorff, for

many years Russian Ambassador in London. He did not often leave London,

and there was hardly a night that he did not come in for an hour or so

for a cigar and a chat before going to bed. He was always a very kind

friend to me, and I knew him pretty well. He made himself extremely

agreeable at the Club, and besides being a wonderful linguist (he

really spoke English like an Englishman), he was a mine of information

about every sort of subject, and I am convinced would have taken "full

marks" for any "English History Examination Paper," if he ever saw such

a thing. Outside his own family, I am sure that in no coterie was his

death more sincerely mourned than in that, composed of the members of

the Beefsteak Club.

In the course of that winter I managed to get a little hunting. Lord

Manners, who had married one of my cousins, a Miss Hamlyn Fane,[3] had

been lately Master of the Quorn, and was then living at Cold Overton,

the well-known Leicestershire hunting-box. With the aid of a few

hirelings and the kindness of my host I succeeded in condensing a good

deal of sport into the ten days' visit. It was at Cold Overton that

I first made the acquaintance of the present Mrs. Asquith, then Miss

Margot Tennant, who was hunting from there for the season. Our host

always hacked to the meet, and used to place a dog-cart at the disposal

of Miss Margot and myself. With such a companion the long drive to the

various meets which we attended formed quite an agreeable part of the

day's sport. In those days Miss Margot Tennant was as brilliant a

performer over the country as she was a conversationalist, and her very

numerous friends will, I am sure, fully endorse this statement.

My half-pay time came to an end in the spring of 1891, when I joined

the Staff of the Naval Intelligence Department. This Department

was quite new, and Captain Cyprian Bridge, my old Commander of the

_Audacious_, the then Director, was only the second to hold the

appointment, the first holder of that office having been Captain Hall.

Curiously enough his son, Rear-Admiral Sir Reginald Hall, M.P., was

one of the most conspicuous successes of the late war when in charge

of that same Department. So completely civilian-ridden was the old

Whitehall building then, that this very important Department was looked

upon as a part of the Civil Service of the Admiralty, in spite of the

fact that its Director was either an Admiral, or a very senior Captain,

who had working under him two more Captains as Assistant-Directors,

four Commanders as Naval Staff, and four Marine Officers as Marine

Staff. When I went there first, I expected to find the work extremely

interesting; but, as in all other offices, it soon turned out that

it mainly consisted in a sort of regular routine. Indeed, during the

two years which I spent there, I can only remember three or four

really illuminating jobs which came my way. Towards the end of my time

there, my particular business was to look after the Navies of France

and Russia, as regards ships in commission and reserve, and building

programmes. This entailed a great deal of reading of French newspapers

and magazines, but with Russian literature I could not cope, and

everything had to be translated for me. Lord Fisher was then on the

Board as a Rear-Admiral, and in that capacity I suppose had to assist

in the preparation of the Estimates. I remember being told to supply

their Lordships with a statement of the combined strength of the Navies

of France and Russia, against which had to be shown, ship by ship, our

own Navy. I was given the hint that, the object being to wring more

money for more ships out of the Chancellor of the Exchequer, I was to

make out as formidable a list as I could of our then possible enemies.

Naturally, I did as I was told, and no old lame duck was too obsolete

to be trotted out for the occasion. Personally I was convinced that the

device was too transparent to deceive a child, let alone such an old

political hand as was Sir William Harcourt, the then Chancellor of the

Exchequer. To my secret delight, my precious report came back with the

Chancellor's own annotations on it, and very much to the point they

were. I felt that with all the knowledge of those Fleets that I had at

the moment, I could not have made a better selection of the obsolete

and useless vessels than did the Chancellor with his blue pencil.

It is curious in these days to remember that in the early 'nineties our

bugbear was a combination of France and Russia against us, especially

from a Naval point of view, the German Navy being then still almost

negligible.

One fine morning, on seating myself at my table, I found a new and

rather formidable-looking volume awaiting me, to be dealt with in

the ordinary course of the day's work. It turned out to be Mahan's

_Influence of Sea Power on History_, and though the book itself had

been completed at least a year before, I fancy that mine was almost the

first copy to reach England from America. It being my duty to read it,

I commenced at once, and except for a pause at luncheon time, never

put it down until I had devoured the whole work. This task having been

performed, I at once went to see my Chief and told him that, whether he

could spare the time or not, it was absolutely incumbent upon him to

read it himself, as, in my judgment, the general theory that the book

inculcated was so admirably expounded that it was of the greatest value

to any one who was entrusted with a portion of the care of the defences

of the British Empire. My Chief complied with my request, and that

great work and its successors have become classics, not only for the

navies of the world, but also for the general readers of all nations.

All this time I was rapidly developing into a complete Cockney, and

thank Heaven I have been a confirmed one ever since. Out of office

hours there were pleasant luncheons either at the Amphitryon or at

one's friends' houses, and a possible week-end visit, though week-end

visits in those days were few and far between, the fashion for them

having hardly come in.

The very pleasantest dinners I can remember, were then given in a

corner house of Great Cumberland Place by one of my kindest friends,

Consuelo Duchess of Manchester. She had not only a passion for

entertaining, but was a wonderfully successful entertainer. When I

first made her acquaintance, she was no longer very young, but still a

very pretty woman (in her youth I believe she had been quite lovely).

But what is almost as attractive as beauty is wit, and that she

possessed. Quick as lightning, seeing the humorous side of everything,

she also had a fund of American and Cuban stories which used to delight

us all. The usual London dinner party generally breaks up about 11.

Hers often lasted till the small hours, for when the early birds

amongst her guests had taken their flight at about the usual time, the

rest of us gravitated towards the piano, and there our hostess used to

enchain us literally for hours, for she was an admirable musician, and

when not playing would be telling us stories. The last two or three

men in the party were usually turned into the street in a little group

about three in the morning. One of her recipes for a successful London

dinner party I well remember. She said there were three indispensable

ingredients--a Duchess, a Beauty, and a ham! Alas! she died long before

her time in 1909, and, short as is the memory of the world, her friends

still miss her, not only out of genuine affection, but because, with

her the gaiety, if not of nations, at any rate of a large section of

London cosmopolitan Society, became partially eclipsed.

[Illustration: _Photo: A. Debenham, Cowes_]

ON BOARD THE ROYAL YACHT "VICTORIA AND ALBERT"

H.M. Queen Alexandra H.M. King Edward

]

Another very kind hostess of mine about that time was Lady Georgina

Curzon, who died shortly after the termination of the South African

War. In those days she and her husband, the present Lord Howe,

entertained principally at the charming little villa residence,

Woodlands, that they had made for themselves in the neighbourhood of

Uxbridge. Lady Georgina, who was a very fine whip, as well as a good

horsewoman, used to delight in driving a coach-load of friends to all

the neighbouring race meetings, such as Kempton, Sandown, Windsor and

Hurst Park, all of which were within comfortable driving distance from

Woodlands. The parties were not exclusively for racing, for, looking

over an old photograph book, I came across a group which included,

amongst others, Jean and Édouard de Reszke. Indeed, I am not sure that

I did not meet these accomplished brothers for the first time at her

house. Later on, when her husband, the present Lord Howe, had succeeded

to the title, they entertained on a very large scale at Gopsall, where

I was also a constant guest.

Lady Georgie, as her friends always called her, was a real personality.

She combined great physical energy and strength (she was a most

fearless rider to hounds, and no day in Leicestershire was too long for

her) with the brains and driving-power of the Churchills. She threw

herself into the work of running the Yeomanry Hospital that was started

during the South African War with the same boundless energy that always

characterised her. Principally owing to her exertions it was most

successfully conducted, and though she was really in failing health at

the time, nothing would induce her to give up her work, and she died

shortly after the Peace was signed. No more gallant spirit ever existed.

Early in March 1893, the late Rear-Admiral Stephenson, who has

been mentioned before in these Recollections, hoisted his flag as

Commander-in-Chief of the Pacific Station at Portsmouth, the _Royal

Arthur_, then a brand-new cruiser, being his flagship. Somewhere

about the end of the month, I received a message from Prince Louis of

Battenberg, who was then Naval Adviser to the Inspector-General of

Fortifications, informing me that the Prince of Wales desired me to

go to Portsmouth in attendance, as His Royal Highness was losing his

regular Naval Equerry in the person of Admiral Stephenson. The occasion

was the inspection of the _Royal Arthur_, before that ship sailed for

the Pacific. I duly got myself into uniform and met the Prince at

Victoria Station. Prince Louis of Battenberg also went down. He had

been Second in Command to the Admiral when the latter commanded the old

_Dreadnought_, so it was quite in the fitness of things that he should

travel to Portsmouth with the Prince to wish his old Captain good-bye.

After the inspection, just before getting into the train to return to

London, Prince Louis told me, to my intense surprise, that His Royal

Highness had deputed him to tell me that he wished me to join his Staff

as one of his Equerries-in-Waiting. So complete was my ignorance of

anything connected with Court appointments that I told Prince Louis

that, while being greatly honoured, I felt obliged to decline as I was

compelled to go on steadily at my profession, being too poor to leave

the Service and live permanently in England. I then learned, what I had

no notion of until that time, that the post of Equerry carried a salary

with it, which, in addition to my half-pay, would be quite equal to

anything I could earn as Commander in the Navy, and that the Prince was

quite content that I should remain in the Navy, and if necessary serve

again in order to keep my name on the active list. Naturally, having

learnt this, my only cause for hesitation vanished into thin air, so,

to my great delight, I was duly appointed as Equerry-in-Waiting, and

left the Admiralty, where I had served for about two years.

For the next seventeen years, until the day of his death--to me the

saddest day I have ever known--I remained on his Staff as Equerry, and

took my regular turn in waiting; and was thus a personal servant to the

kindest and most considerate of masters that ever a man was fortunate

enough to serve. From the late King and his family, during all those

years, and in the years that have passed since, I received, and indeed

still continue to receive, such unfailing kindness that I do not

propose even to dwell on it; it would be hard to write on the subject

without expressing a gratitude that, on paper, might almost appear

fulsome.

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