CHAPTER V

MR. ARDMORE OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED

"She never did it; she never, never did!"

Mr. Ardmore, from a bench in the State House park, thus concluded a long

reverie. It was late afternoon, and he had forgotten luncheon in his

absorption. There was no manner of use in recurring again to that

episode of the lonely siding. He had found the girl--(indubitably the

girl)--but not the wink! Miss Jerry Dangerfield was not the winking

sort; he was well satisfied on that point, and so thoroughly ashamed

into the bargain that he resolved to lead a different life and be very

heedful of the cry of the poor in the future. His emotions had never

been taxed as to-day, and he hoped that he might never again suffer the

torture he had experienced as he waited in the governor's drawing-room

for Miss Dangerfield to appear. After that agony it had been a positive

relief to be ordered out of the house. Her anger when she caught him

lying about having met her father in New Orleans was superior to any

simulated rage he had ever seen on the stage, and no girl with a winking

eye would be capable of it. He was not clever; he knew that; but if he

had had the brains of a monkey he would not have risked his foolish wits

against those of a girl like Geraldine Dangerfield, who had led him into

an ambush and then shot him to pieces.

"She threatened to have the servants throw me out!" he groaned. And her

slight, tense figure rose before him, and her voice, still the voice of

young girlhood, rang in his ears. As she read the threatening message

from Kildare he had noted the fineness of her hands, the curve of her

fair cheek, the wayward curls on her forehead, and he remembered all

these things now, but more than anything else her wrath, the tiny fists,

the flashing eyes as she confronted him. As he sat dejectedly on his

park bench he was unaware that Miss Geraldine Dangerfield, walking

hurriedly through the park on her way from the governor's mansion to the

state house, passed directly behind him. His attitude was so eloquent of

despair that it could not have failed to move a much harder heart than

that of Miss Dangerfield, yet she made no sign; but a few minutes later

the private secretary came out on the steps of the state house, and

after a brief survey of the landscape crossed the lawn and called

Ardmore by name.

"I beg your pardon, but Miss Dangerfield wished me to say that she'd

like to see you for a minute. She's at the governor's office."

A prisoner, sentenced to death, and unexpectedly reprieved with the rope

already on his neck, could not experience greater relief than that which

brought Mr. Thomas Ardmore to his feet.

"You are sure of it--that there's no mistake?"

"Certainly not. Miss Dangerfield told me I was to bring you back."

Enthroned at the secretary's desk, a mass of papers before her, Miss

Geraldine Dangerfield awaited him. He was ready to place his head on the

block in sheer contrition for his conduct, but she herself took the

initiative, and her tone was wholly amiable.

"This morning, Mr. Ardmore--"

"Oh, please forget this morning!" he pleaded.

"But I was rude to you; I threatened to have you thrown out of the

house; and you had come to do us a favor."

"Miss Dangerfield, I can not lie to you. You are one of the most

difficult persons to lie to that I have ever met. I didn't come to

Raleigh just to warn your father that his life was threatened. I can't

lie to you about that--"

"Then you _are_ a spy?" and Miss Dangerfield started forward in her

chair so suddenly that Ardmore dropped his hat.

"No! I am not a spy! I don't care anything about your father. I never

heard of him until yesterday."

"Well, I like that!" ejaculated Miss Dangerfield.

"Oh, I mean that I wasn't interested in him--why should I be? I don't

know anything about politics."

"Neither does father. That's why he's governor. If he were a politician

he'd be a senator. But"--and she folded her hands and eyed him

searchingly--"here's a lot of telegrams from the sheriff of Dilwell

County about that jug. How on earth did you come to get it?"

"Lied, of course. I allowed them to think I was intimately associated in

business with the governor, and they began passing me jugs. Then the man

who gave the jug with that message in the cork got suspicious, and I

dropped the buttermilk jug back to him."

"You traded buttermilk for moonshine?"

"I shouldn't exactly call it moonshine. It's more like dynamite than

anything else. I've written a reply to the note and put it back in the

cork, and I'm going to return it to Kildare."

"What answer did you make to that infamous effort to intimidate my

father?" demanded Miss Dangerfield.

"I told the Appleweight gang that they are a lot of cowards, and that

the governor will have them all in jail or hanged within ten days."

"Splendid! Perfectly _splendid_! Did you really say that?"

"What else could I do? I knew that that's what the governor would

say--he'd have to say it--so I thought I'd save him the trouble."

"Where's the jug now, Mr. Ardmore?"

"In my room at the hotel. The gang must have somebody on guard here. A

gentleman who seemed to be one of them called on me this morning,

demanding the jug; and if he's the man I think he is, he's stolen the

little brown jug from my room in the hotel by this time."

Miss Dangerfield had picked up a spool of red tape and was unwinding it

slowly in her fingers and rewinding it. They were such nice little

hands, and so peaceful in their aimless trifling with the tape that he

was sure his eyes had betrayed him into imagining she had clenched them

in the quiet drawing-room at the mansion. This office, now that its

atmosphere enveloped him, was almost as domestic as the house in which

she lived. The secretary had vanished, and a Sabbath quiet was on the

place. The white inner shutters swung open, affording a charming

prospect of the trees, the lawn and the monument in the park outside.

And, pleasantest of all, and most soothing to his weary senses, she was

tolerating him now; she had even expressed approval of something he had

done, and he had never hoped for this. She had not even pressed him to

disclose his real purpose in visiting Raleigh, and he prayed that she

would not return to this subject, for he had utterly lost the conceit of

his own lying gift. Miss Dangerfield threw down the spool of tape and

bent toward him gravely.

"Mr. Ardmore, can you keep a secret?"

"Nobody ever tried me with one, but I think I can, Miss Dangerfield," he

murmured humbly.

"Then please stand up."

And Ardmore rose, a little sheepishly, like a schoolboy who fears blame

and praise alike. Miss Dangerfield lifted one of the adorable hands

solemnly.

"I, acting governor of North Carolina, hereby appoint you my private

secretary, and may God have mercy on your soul. You may now sit down,

Mr. Secretary."

"But I thought there was a secretary already. And besides, I don't write

a very good hand," Ardmore stammered.

"I am just sending Mr. Bassford to Atlanta to find papa. He's already

gone, or will be pretty soon."

"But I thought your father would be home to-night."

Miss Dangerfield looked out of the open window upon the park, then into

the silent outer hall, to be sure she was not overheard.

"Papa will not be at home to-night, or probably to-morrow night, or the

night afterward. I'm not sure we'll wait next Christmas dinner for

papa."

"But of course you know where he is! It isn't possible--" and Ardmore

stared in astonishment into Miss Dangerfield's tranquil blue eyes.

"It _is_ possible. Papa is ducking his official responsibilities. That's

what's the matter with papa! And I guess they're enough to drive any man

into the woods. Just look at all this!"

Miss Dangerfield rested one of those diminutive hands of hers on the

pile of documents, letters and telegrams the secretary had left behind

him; with a nod of the head she indicated the governor's desk in the

inner room, and it, too, was piled high with documents.

"I supposed," faltered Ardmore, "that in the absence of the governor the

lieutenant-governor would act. I think I read that once."

"You must have read it wrong, Mr. Ardmore. In North Carolina, in the

absence of the governor, I am governor! Don't look so shocked; when I

say I, I mean I--_me!_ Do you understand what I said?"

"I heard what you said, Miss Dangerfield."

"I mean what I said, Mr. Ardmore. I have taken you into my confidence

because I don't know you. I don't know anything about you. I don't want

to know anything about you. I'd be ashamed to ask anybody I know to help

me. The people of North Carolina must never know that the governor is

absent during times of great public peril. And if _you_ are afraid, Mr.

Ardmore, you had better not accept the position."

"There's nothing I wouldn't do for you," blurted Ardmore.

"I'm not asking you--I _would_ not ask you--to do anything for me. I am

asking you to do it for the Old North State. Our relations, Mr. Ardmore,

will not be social, but purely official. Do you accept the terms?"

"I do; and I warn you now that I shall never resign."

"I have heard papa say that life is short and the tenure of office

uncertain. I can remove you at any time I please. Now do you understand

that this is a serious business? There's likely to be a lot of trouble,

and no time for asking questions, so when I say it's so it's so."

"It's so," repeated Ardmore docilely.

"Now, here's the sheriff at Kildare, on our side of the line, who writes

to say that he is powerless to catch Appleweight. He's afraid of the

dark, that man! You see, the grand jury in Dilwell County--that's

Kildare, you know--has indicted Appleweight as a common outlaw, but the

grand jurors were all friends of Appleweight and the indictment was only

to satisfy law-and-order sentiment and appease the Woman's Civic League

of Raleigh. Now, papa doesn't--I mean _I_ don't want to offend those

Appleweight people by meddling in this business. Papa wants Governor

Osborne to arrest Appleweight in South Carolina; but I don't believe

Governor Osborne will dare do anything about it. Now, Mr. Ardmore, I am

not going to have papa called a coward by anybody, particularly by South

Carolina people, after what Governor Osborne said of our state."

"Why, what did he say?"

"He said in a speech at Charleston last winter that no people who fry

their meat can ever amount to anything, and he meant us! I can never

forgive him for that; besides, his daughter is the stuck-upest thing!

And I'd like Barbara Osborne to tell me how _she_ got into the Colonial

Dames, and what call _she_ has to be inspector-general of the

Granddaughters of the Mexican War; for I've heard my grandfather

Dangerfield say many a time that old Colonel Osborne and his South

Carolina regiment never did go outside of Charleston until the war was

over and the American army had come back home."

One tiny fist this time! Ardmore was sure of it. Her indignation against

the Osbornes was so sincere, the pouting petulance to which it

diminished so like a child's, and the gravity of the offense so novel in

his simple experiences, that Ardmore was bound in chains before her

speech was finished. The little drawl with which she concluded gave

heightened significance to her last three words, so that it seemed that

all the veterans of the war with Mexico trudged by, bearing the flag of

North Carolina and no other banner.

"Governor Osborne is a contemptible ruffian," declared Ardmore with

deep feeling.

Miss Dangerfield nodded judicial approval, and settled back in her chair

the better to contemplate her new secretary, and said:

"I'm a Daughter of the Confederacy and a Colonial Dame. What are you?"

"I suppose you'll never speak to me again; papa sent three expensive

substitutes to the Civil War."

"Three! Horrible!"

"Two of them deserted, and one fell into the Potomac on his way south

and was drowned. I guess they didn't do you folks much harm."

"We'll forgive you that; but what did your ancestors do in the

Revolution?"

"I'm ashamed to say that my great-grandfather was a poor guesser. He

died during Washington's second administration still believing the

Revolution a failure."

"Do you speak of the war of 1861 as the Rebellion or as the war between

the states? I advise you to be careful what you say," and Miss Jerry

Dangerfield was severe.

"I don't believe I ever mentioned it either way, so I'm willing to take

your word for it."

"The second form is correct, Mr. Ardmore. When well-bred Southern

people say Rebellion they refer to the uprising of 1776 against the

British oppressor."

"Good. I'm sure I shall never get them mixed. Now that you are the

governor, what are you going to do first about Appleweight?"

"I've written--that is to say, papa wrote before he went away, a strong

letter to Governor Osborne, complaining that Appleweight was hiding in

South Carolina and running across the state line to rob and murder

people in North Carolina. Papa told Governor Osborne that he must break

up the Appleweight crowd or he would do something about it himself. It's

a splendid letter; you would think that even a coward like Governor

Osborne would do something after getting such a letter."

"Didn't he answer the letter?"

"Answer it? He never got it! Papa didn't send it; that's the reason!

Papa's the kindest man in the world, and he must have been afraid of

hurting Governor Osborne's feelings. He wrote the letter, expecting to

send it, but when he went off to New Orleans he told Mr. Bassford to

hold it till he got back. He had even signed it--you can read it if you

like."

It was undoubtedly a vigorous epistle, and Ardmore felt the thrill of

its rhetorical sentences as he read. The official letter paper on which

it was typewritten, and the signature of William Dangerfield, governor

of North Carolina, affixed in a bold hand, were sobering in themselves.

The dignity and authority of one of the sovereign American states was

represented here, and he handed the paper back to Miss Dangerfield as

tenderly as though it had been the original draft of Magna Charta.

"It's a corker, all right."

"I don't much like the way it ends. It says, right here"--and she bent

forward and pointed to the place under criticism--"it says, 'Trusting to

your sense of equity, and relying upon a continuance of the traditional

friendship between your state and mine, I am, sir, awaiting your reply,

very respectfully, your obedient servant.' Now, I wouldn't trust to his

sense of anything, and that traditional friendship business is just

fluffy nonsense, and I wouldn't be anybody's obedient servant. I decided

when I wasn't more than fifteen years old, with a lot of other girls in

our school, that when we got married we'd never say obey, and we never

have, though only three of our class are married yet, but we're all

engaged."

"Engaged?"

"Of course; we're engaged. I'm engaged to Rutherford Gillingwater, the

adjutant-general of this state. You couldn't be my private secretary if

I wasn't engaged; it wouldn't be proper."

The earth was only a flying cinder on which he strove for a foothold.

She had announced her engagement to be married with a cool finality that

took his breath away; and not realizing the chaos into which she had

flung him, she returned demurely to the matter of the letter.

"We can't change that letter, because it's signed close to the 'obedient

servant' and there's no room. But I'm going to put it into the

typewriter and add a postscript."

She sat down before the machine and inexpertly rolled the sheet into

place; then, with Ardmore helping her to find the keys, she wrote:

I demand an imediate reply.

"_Demand_ and _immediate_ are both business words. Are you sure there's

only one _m_ in immediate? All right, if you know. I reckon a postscript

like that doesn't need to be signed. I'll just put 'W. D.' there with

papa's stub pen, so it will look really fierce. Now, you're the

secretary; you copy it in the copying press and I'll address the

envelope."

"Don't you have to put the state seal on it?" asked Ardmore.

"Of course not. You have to get that from the secretary of state, and I

don't like him; he has such funny whiskers, and calls me little girl.

Besides, you never put the seal on a letter; it's only necessary for

official documents."

She bade him give the letter plenty of time to copy, and talked

cheerfully while he waited. She spoke of her friends, as Southern people

have a way of doing, as though every one must of course know them--a

habit that is illuminative of that delightful Southern neighborliness

that knits the elect of a commonwealth into a single family, that

neither time and tide nor sword and brand can destroy. Ardmore's

humility increased as the names of the great and good of North Carolina

fell from her lips; for they were as strange to him as an Abysinnian

dynasty. It was perfectly clear that he was not of her world, and that

his own was insignificant and undistinguished compared with hers. His

spirit was stayed somewhat by the knowledge that he, and not the

execrable Gillingwater, had been chosen as her coadjutor in the present

crisis. His very ignorance of the royal families of North Carolina,

which she recited so glibly, and the fact that he was unknown at the

capital, had won him official recognition, and it was for him now to

prove his worth. The political plot into which he had been most

willingly drawn pleased him greatly; it was superior to his fondest

dream of adventure, and now, moreover, he had what he never had before,

a definite purpose in life, which was to be equal to the task to which

this intrepid girl assigned him.

"Well, that's done," said Miss Jerry, when the letter, still damp from

the copy-press, had been carefully sealed and stamped. "Governor Osborne

will get it in the morning. I think maybe we'd better telegraph him that

it's coming."

"I don't see much use in that, when he'll get the letter first thing

to-morrow," Ardmore suggested. "It costs money to telegraph and you must

have an economical administration."

"The good of it would be to keep him worried and make him very angry.

And if he told Barbara Osborne about it, it would make her angry, too,

and maybe she wouldn't sleep any all night, the haughty thing! Hand me

one of those telegraph blanks."

The message, slowly thumped out on the typewriter, and several times

altered and copied, finally read:

RALEIGH, N. C.

The Honorable Charles Osborne,

Governor of South Carolina,

Columbia, S. C.:

Have written by to-night's mail in Appleweight matter. Your

vacillating course not understood.

WILLIAM DANGERFIELD,

Governor of North Carolina.

"I reckon that will make him take notice;" and Miss Jerry viewed her

work with approval. "And now, Mr. Ardmore, here's a telegram from Mr.

Billings which I don't understand. See if you know what it means."

Ardmore chuckled delightedly as he read:

Can not understand your outrageous conduct in bond matter. If

payment is not made June first your state's credit is ruined. Where

is Foster? Answer to Atlanta.

GEORGE P. BILLINGS.

"I don't see what's so funny about that! Mr. Bassford was walking the

floor with that message when I came to the office. He said papa and the

state were both going to be ruined. There's a quarter of a million

dollars to be paid on bonds that are coming due June first, and there

isn't any money to pay them with. That's what he said. And Mr. Foster

is the state treasurer, and he's gone fishing."

"Fishing?"

"He left word he had gone fishing. Mr. Foster and papa don't get along

together, and Mr. Bassford says he's run off just to let those bonds

default and bring disgrace on papa and the state."

Ardmore's grin broadened. The Appleweight case was insignificant

compared with this new business with which he was confronted. He was

vaguely conscious that bonds have a way of coming due, and that there is

such a thing as credit in the world, and that it is something that must

not be trifled with; but these considerations did not weigh heavily with

him. For the first time in his uneventful life vengeance unsheathed her

sword in his tranquil soul. Billings had always treated him with

contempt, as a negligible factor in the Ardmore millions, and here at

last was an opportunity to balance accounts.

"I will show you how to fix Billings. Just let me have one of those

blanks."

And after much labor, and with occasional suggestions from Miss Jerry,

the following message was presently ready for the wires:

Your infamous imputation upon my honor and that of the state shall

meet with the treatment it deserves. I defy you to do your worst.

If you come into North Carolina or bring legal proceedings for the

collection of your bonds I will fill you so full of buckshot that

forty men will not be strong enough to carry you to your grave.

"Isn't that perfectly grand!" murmured Jerry admiringly. "But I thought

your family and the Bronx Loan and Trust Company were the same thing.

That's what Rutherford Gillingwater told me once."

"You are quite right. Billings works for us. Before I came of age he

used to make me ask his permission when I wanted to buy a new necktie,

and when I was in college he was always fussing over my bills, and

humiliating me when he could."

"But you mustn't make him so mad that he will cause papa trouble and

bring disgrace on our administration."

"Don't you worry about Billings. He is used to having people get down on

their knees to him, and the change will do him good. When he gets over

his first stroke of apoplexy he will lock himself in a dark room and

begin to think hard about what to do. He usually does all the bluffing,

and I don't suppose anybody ever talked to him like this telegram in all

his life. Where is this man Foster?"

"Just fishing; that's what Mr. Bassford said, but he didn't know where.

Father was going to call a special session of the legislature to

investigate him, and he was so angry that he ran off so that papa would

have to look after those bonds himself. Then this Appleweight case came

up, and that worried papa a great deal. Here's his call for the special

session. He told Mr. Bassford to hold that, too, until he came back from

New Orleans."

Ardmore read Governor Dangerfield's summons to the legislature with

profound interest. It was signed, but the space for the date on which

the law-makers were to assemble had been left blank.

"It looks to me as though you had the whole state in your hands, Miss

Dangerfield. But I don't believe we ought to call the special session

just yet. It would be sure to injure the state's credit, and it will be

a lot more fun to catch Foster. I wonder if he took all the state money

with him."

"Mr. Bassford said he didn't know and couldn't find out, for the clerks

in the treasurer's office wouldn't tell him a single thing."

"One should never deal with subordinates," remarked Ardmore sagely.

"Deal with the principals--I heard a banker say that once, and he was a

man who knew everything. Besides, it will be more fun to attend to the

bonds ourselves."

He seemed lost in reverie for several minutes, and she asked with some

impatience what he was studying about.

"I was trying to think of a word they use when the government has war or

any kind of trouble. It's something about a corpse, but I can't remember

it."

"A corpse? How perfectly horrid! Can it be possible, Mr. Ardmore, that

you mean the writ of habeas corpus?" The twinkle in his eye left her

unable to determine whether his ignorance was real, or assumed for his

own amusement.

"That's it," beamed Ardmore. "We've got to suspend it if worst comes to

worst. Then you can put anybody you like into a dungeon, and nobody can

get him out--not for a million years."

"I wonder where they keep it?" asked Jerry. "It must be here somewhere.

Perhaps it's in the safe."

"I don't think it's a thing, like a lemon, or a photograph, or a bottle

of ink; it's a document, like a Thanksgiving proclamation, and you order

out the militia, and the soldiers have to leave their work and assemble

at their armories, and it's all very serious, and somebody is likely to

get shot."

"I don't think it would be nice to shoot people," said Jerry. "That

would do the administration a terrible lot of harm."

"Of course we won't resort to extreme measures unless we are forced to

it. And then, after we have exhausted all the means at our command, we

can call on the president to send United States troops."

He was proud of his knowledge, which had lingered in his

sub-consciousness from a review of the military power of the states

which he had heard once from Griswold, who knew about such matters; but

he was brought to earth promptly enough.

"Mr. Ardmore, how dare you suggest that we call United States troops

into North Carolina! Don't you know that would be an insult to every

loyal son of this state? I should have you know that the state of North

Carolina is big enough to take care of herself, and if any president of

the United States sends any troops down here while I'm running this

office, he'll find that, while our people will gladly die, they never

surrender."

"Oh, I didn't mean anything like that by what I said," pleaded Ardmore,

frightened almost to tears. "Of course, we've got our own troops, and

we'll get through all our business without calling for help. I

shouldn't any more call on the president than I'd call on the czar of

Russia."

She seemed satisfied with this disclaimer, and produced a diary in which

Governor Dangerfield had noted his appointments far into the future.

"We'll have to break a lot of engagements for papa. Here's a speech he

promised to make at Wilmington at the laying of the corner-stone of the

new orphan asylum. That's to-morrow, and papa can't be there, so we'll

send a telegram of congratulation to be read instead. Then he was to

preside at a convention of the Old Fiddlers' Association at Goldsboro

the next day, and he can't do that. I guess we'd better telegraph and

say how sorry he is to be delayed by important official business. And

here's--why, I had forgotten about the National Guard encampment, that's

beginning now."

"Do you mean the state militia?" Ardmore inquired.

"Why, of course. They're having their annual encampment over in Azbell

County at Camp Dangerfield--they always name the camp for the

governor--and father was to visit the camp next Saturday for his annual

inspection. That's near your county, where your farm is; didn't you know

that?"

Ardmore was humble, as he always was when his ignorance was exposed,

but his face brightened joyfully.

"You mustn't break that engagement. Those troops ought to be inspected.

Inspecting his troops is one of the most important things a governor has

to do. It's just like a king or an emperor. I've seen Emperor William

and King Humbert inspect their soldiers, and they go galloping by like

mad, with all the soldiers saluting, and it's perfectly bully. And then

there have to be maneuvers, to see whether the troops know how to fight

or not, and forced marches and sham battles."

"Papa always speaks to the men," suggested Jerry, a little abashed by

the breadth and splendor of Ardmore's knowledge. His comparison of the

North Carolina militia with the armies of Europe pleased her.

"I think the ladies of the royal family inspect the troops, too,

sometimes," he continued. "The queens are always honorary colonels of

regiments, and present them with flags, which is a graceful thing to

do."

"Colonel Gillingwater never told me that, and he's the adjutant-general

of the state and ought to know."

"What's he colonel of?" asked Ardmore gloomily.

"He was colonel in the Spanish War, or was going to be, but he got

typhoid fever, and so he couldn't go to Cuba, and papa appointed him

adjutant-general as a reward for his services; but everybody calls him

Colonel just the same."

"It looks like a pretty easy way of getting a title," murmured Ardmore.

"I had typhoid fever once, and nearly died, and all my hair came out."

"You oughtn't to speak that way of my fiancé. It's quite impertinent in

a mere private secretary to talk so."

"I beg your pardon. I forgot that you were engaged. You'll have to go to

Camp Dangerfield and inspect the troops yourself, and they would a lot

rather have you inspect them than have your father do it."

"You mustn't say things like that! I thought I told you your appointment

carried no social recognition. You mustn't talk to me as though I was a

girl you really know--"

"But there's no use of making-believe such things when I do know you!"

"Not the least little tiny bit, you don't! Do you suppose, if you were a

gentleman I knew and had been introduced to, I would be talking to you

here in papa's office?"

"But I pretend to be a gentleman; you certainly wouldn't be talking to

me if you thought me anything else."

"I can't even discuss the matter, Mr. Ardmore. A gentleman wouldn't lie

to a lady."

"But if you know I'm a liar why are you telling me these secrets and

asking me to help you play being governor?" and Ardmore, floundering

hopelessly, marveled at her more and more.

"That's exactly the reason--because you came poking up to my house and

told me that scandalous fib about meeting papa in New Orleans. Mr.

Bassford is a beautiful liar; that's why he's papa's secretary; but you

are a much more imaginative sort of liar than Mr. Bassford. He can only

lie to callers about papa being engaged, or write encouraging letters to

people who want appointments which papa never expects to make; but you

lie because you can't help it. Now, if you're satisfied, you can take

those telegrams down to the telegraph office, and you'd better mail that

letter to Governor Osborne yourself, for fear the man who's running the

lawn-mower will forget to come for it."

The roll of drums and the cry of a bugle broke in upon the peace of the

late afternoon. Miss Jerry rose with an exclamation and ran out into the

broad portico of the state house. Several battalions of a tide-water

regiment, passing through town on their way to Camp Dangerfield, had

taken advantage of a wait in Raleigh to disembark and show themselves at

the capital. They were already halted and at parade rest at the side of

the street, and a mounted officer in khaki, galloping madly into view,

seemed to focus the eyes of the gathering crowd. He was a gallant figure

of a man; his mount was an animal that realized Job's ideal of a

battle-horse; the soldiers presented arms as the horseman rode the line.

Miss Dangerfield waved her handkerchief, standing eagerly on tiptoe to

make her salutation carry as far as possible.

"Who is that?" asked Ardmore, with sinking spirit.

"Why, Rutherford Gillingwater, of course."

"Fours right!" rang the command a moment later, and the militiamen

tramped off to the station.

It was then that Ardmore, watching the crowd disperse at the edge of the

park, saw his caller of the morning striding rapidly across the street.

Ardmore started forward, then checked himself so suddenly that Miss

Jerry Dangerfield turned to him inquiringly.

"What's the matter?" she demanded.

"Nothing. I have been robbed, as I hoped to be. Over there on the

sidewalk, beyond the girl in the pink sunbonnet, goes my little brown

jug. That lank individual with the shabby hat has lifted it out of my

room at the hotel, just as I thought he would."

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