THE PANGS OF COLD PUDDING.

"A burnt child fears the fire." So says the old proverb; and therefore

it was quite reasonable for a couple of big lads to feel a certain

sensation of shrinking when they talked about their adventure while

trying to investigate the mysteries surrounding the portion of Crag, or

Cormorant Island, as it was called, known as the Scraw.

For they did talk about it a great deal. Then, too, Vince had some

_very_ unpleasant dreams about hanging over a tremendous gulf. One

night in particular he was especially bad.

It happened in this way: Mike came over to the Doctor's cottage one

evening after tea--though this was no novelty, for he was always coming

over to the cottage after tea, when Vince was not going over to Sir

Francis Ladelle's quaint, semi-fortified house, which had stood there

for hundreds of years, being repaired by its various occupants, but very

little altered. In fact, when the little island was for sale, many

years before this story commences, and the baronet became the purchaser,

he was so pleased with the old place that he determined to keep up the

traditions of the past, in spite of low ceilings, dark windows, and what

Mike described to Vince as "the jolly old ghosts," which, being

interpreted, meant rats.

So Mike came over one evening, after Vince had eaten a tremendous meal,

and the two lads went out for a stroll to the cliff edge, where there

was always something to see, returning after dusk by the light of the

moon and glowworms, of which there were abundance. Then Vince had to

see Mike up to the gates of the old house; and, to make things straight,

Mike said he would walk back a few yards with him, the few yards being

so elastic that they stretched out to five hundred, more or less.

At last Vince reached home and had his supper, which had been put out

for him, and when he had finished, found that the sea air and exercise

had made him ravenous.

"I must have something else to eat," he said to himself, and he was

going into the parlour to speak upon this important subject to Mrs

Burnet; but as he reached the door he could hear her pleasant voice, and

he knew what was going on, though he could not see through the panels.

For the picture rose plainly before his mind's eye of his father lying

back in his easy chair, tired out with his round of the island and

gardening, while by the light of a pair of mould candles--

_What_? You don't know what mould candles are? The happier you!

People did fifty years ago, and they were largely used by those who

could not afford wax or spermaceti; and they did what Vince heard the

Doctor do from time to time--took up the old-fashioned, scissor-like

snuffers from their plated tray, snuffed the candles, and laid them back

with a sharp click. And let me tell you that there was an art in

snuffing a candle which required practice and a steady hand. For if you

of the present generation of boys who live in the days of gas, electric

lights, spirit lamps, and candles ingeniously made after the analytical

experiments of chemists on a material very different from the

old-fashioned Russian tallow--if you, I say, were to try and snuff an

old candle, the chances are that you would either cut the cotton wick

too much or too little, if you did not snuff the light out. After a

time these sources of light would grow lengthy of black, burnt wick, a

curious mushroomy, sooty portion would grow on the top, and the flame of

the candle would become dull yellow and smoky. Then, if you cut too

little off, the light would not be much improved; if you cut too low

down, it was worse; if lower still, you put the light out. But the

skilful hand every few minutes cut to the happy medium, as the Doctor

did, and the light burned up fairly white and clear; so that, according

to the custom at the cottage, Mrs Burnet could see well to continue

reading aloud to her weary husband, this being his one great enjoyment

in the calm life on the island.

Now, it seems rather hard on Vince to keep him waiting hungrily at the

door while the writer of this little history of boy life runs away from

his narrative to begin prattling in print about candles; but what has

preceded these lines on light, and the allusion to chemistry, does ask

for a little explanation, for many of you who read will say, What can

chemistry have to do with tallow candles?

A great deal. I daresay you have read a little chemistry, or heard

lectures thereon. Many of you may have been bitten by the desire to try

a little yourselves, as I was, and tried making hydrogen and oxygen

gases, burning phosphorus, watch-spring and sulphur in the latter; and

even tried to turn the salts of metals back into the metals themselves.

But that by the way. Let us return to the candle--such a one as Vince

had left burning, smoking and smelling unpleasantly, in the flat brass

candlestick upon the little hall table, for it was time he was off to

bed. Now, the chemists took the candle, and pulled it to pieces, just

as the candle-makers took the loose, fluffy cotton wick metaphorically

to pieces, and constructed another by plaiting the cotton strands

together and making a thin, light wick, which, as it burned, had a

tendency to curl over to the side of the conical flame where the point

of the wick touched the air and burned more freely--so freely, in fact,

from getting more oxygen from the air than the other part, as to burn

all away, and never need snuffing. That is the kind of wick you use in

your candles to-day; and the snuffers have gone into curiosity cases in

museums along with the clumsy tinder-boxes of the past.

But that is to do with the wick, though I daresay some chemist or

student of combustion gave the first hint to the maker about how to

contrive the burning away of the unpleasant snuff.

Let us go back to the candle itself, or rather to the tallow of which it

was made.

Now, your analytical chemist is about the most inquisitive person under

the sun. Bluebeard's wife was a baby to him. Why, your A C would have

pulled the Blue Chamber all to bits, and the key too, so as to see what

they were made of. He is always taking something to pieces. For

instance, quite lately gas tar was gas tar, and we knew that it was

black and sticky, good for palings and horribly bad for our clothes,

when, on hot, sunny days, we climbed over the said palings. But, all at

once, the A C took gas tar in hand to see what it was made of, and the

result is--what? I must not keep Vince and you waiting to tell all--in

fact, I don't know, but may suggest a little. Gas tar now means

brilliant aniline dyes, and sweet scents, and flavours that we cannot

tell from pears and almonds, and ammonia and carbolic preparations good

for the destruction of disease germs. But when the A C attacked the

tallow of the candle he astonished us more.

For, so to speak, he took the tallow, and he said to himself, Now,

here's tallow--an unpleasant animal fat: let's see what it is made of.

Years ago I should have at once told him that it was grease, obtained by

melting down the soft parts of an animal. But the A C would have said

to me: Exactly; but what is the grease made of?

Then he began making tests and analysing, with the result that out of

candle fat he distilled a beautifully clear white, intensely sweet

fluid, and made a name for it: glycerine, from the Greek for "sweet,"

for which, as Captain Cuttle would have said, consult your lexicon.

Then our friend the chemist tested the glycerine, and tried if it would

burn; but it would not burn in the least, and he naturally enough said,

Well, that stuff is no good for candles, so it may be extracted from the

tallow. To make a long dissertation short, that was done at once, and

the result was that, instead of the new tallow candles being soft, they

were found to be hard, and to burn more clearly. Then chemicals were

added, and they became harder still, and were called composites.

That was the beginning of the improvements, which subject I must carry

no further, but return to our hungry lad, who, hearing the reading going

on, would not interrupt his mother, but took up his candle and went to

the larder to investigate for himself.

There was bread and butter, and bread and cheese, and a small piece of

mutton--but this last was raw; and Vince was about to turn to the bread

and cheese when his eyes lighted upon a wedge of cold apple dumpling,

which he seized upon as the very thing, bore off to his bedroom, after

putting his head in at the parlour door to say good-night, ate with the

greatest of gusto, and then, thoroughly drowsy, tumbled into bed.

The next minute, as it seemed most vividly to Vince, the new rope that

Mike took with them to the tempest-torn ridge above the Scraw was

cutting into his chest and compressing it so that he could hardly

breathe. But he would not complain, for fear his companion should think

it was because he was too cowardly to go on down that steep slope of

thirty or forty feet to look over the edge of the precipice. So he went

on lower and lower, suffering horribly, but more and more determined to

go on; and as he went the rope stretched out, and the slope lengthened,

till he seemed to have descended for hours. Flocks of ravens came down,

flapping their wings about him and making dashes with their great beaks

at his eyes; while stones were loosened, rattled down into the gulf and

startled clouds upon clouds of birds, which came circling up, their

wings beating the air, till there was a noise like thunder.

Down to the stone at last; and upon this he sat astride, gazing at the

vast gulf below, where the cove spread out farther than eye could reach,

while the waters rushed by him like many cataracts of Niagara rolled

into one. At last Mike's voice came to him, in imploring tones,

sounding distant, strange and familiar, begging him to come up; and he

drew himself up once more, and, with the rope tightening, gave that

great thrust with his heels which sent the block upon which he had

ridden falling down and down, as if for ever, into space, while he hung

motionless, with the line compressing his chest so that he could not

breathe. He could not struggle, he could not even stir--only hang there

suffocating, till his senses were leaving him fast, and a burning light

flashed into his eyes. Then the rope parted, the terrible tension about

his chest was relieved, and he began falling more and more swiftly, with

a pleasant feeling of restfulness, till a voice said loudly:

"Vince, Vince! What is it, boy? Wake up!"

Vince not only woke up, but sat up, staring at his father and mother,

who were standing in their dressing-gowns on either side of his bed.

"He must have something coming on," said Mrs Burnet anxiously.

"Coming on!" said the Doctor, feeling the boy's temples and then his

wrist; next, transferring his hand to where he could feel the pulsation

of the heart, "Nightmare!" he cried.

"What's the matter?" said Vince confusedly. "Fire?"

"Any one would have thought so, and that you were being scorched, making

all that groaning and outcry. What's the matter with you?"

"Nothing," said Vince, whose dreaming was all hidden now by a mental

haze. "Is anybody ill, then?"

"I'm afraid you are, my dear," said Mrs Burnet anxiously; and she laid

her cool hand upon her son's forehead. "His head is very hot and wet,

dear," she added to the Doctor.

"Yes, I know," he said gruffly. "Here, Vince!"

"Yes, father."

"What did you have for your supper?"

"Oh! only a couple of slices of bread and butter, with a little jam on,"

said Mrs Burnet hastily. "I cut it for him myself."

"Nothing else?" said the Doctor.

"No, dear."

"Yes, I did, mother," said Vince, whose head was growing clearer now.

"I was so hungry I went into the larder and got that piece of cold

pudding."

"Wurrrh!" roared the Doctor, uttering a peculiar growling sound, and, to

the astonishment of mother and son, he caught up the pillow and gave

Vince a bang with it which knocked him back on the bolster. "Cold

pudding!" he cried. "Here! try a shoe-sole to-morrow night, and see if

you can digest that. Come to bed, my dear. Look here, Vince: tell Mr

Deane to give you some lessons in natural history, and then you'll learn

that you are not an ostrich, but a boy."

The next minute Vince was in the dark, but not before Mrs Burnet had

managed to bend down and kiss him, accompanying it with one of those

tender good-nights which he never forgot to the very last.

But Vince felt hot and angry with what had passed.

"I wish father hadn't hit me," he muttered. "He never did before. I

don't like it; and he seemed so cross. I wonder whether he did feel

angry."

Vince lay for some minutes puzzling his not quite clear brain as to

whether his father was angry or pretending. There was the dull murmur

of voices from the next room, as if a conversation were going on, but he

could not tell whether his mother was taking his part or no. Then, all

at once, there came an unmistakable "Ha, ha, ha!" in the Doctor's gruff

voice, and that settled it.

"He couldn't have been cross," thought Vince, "or he wouldn't laugh like

that. And it was only the pillow after all."

Two minutes later the boy was asleep, and breathing gently without

dreams, and so soundly that he did not hear the handle of the door creak

softly, nor a light step on the floor. Neither did he hear a voice say:

"Asleep, Vince?" nor feel a hand upon his forehead, nor two soft, warm

lips take their place as a gentle voice whispered: "God bless my darling

boy!"

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