WORKING FOR AN EMPRESS

In the spring of 1874 I was living in the pretty English town of

Leamington, a place that will be remembered by most Americans who have

visited the grave of Shakespeare at Stratford-on-Avon, or by personal

inspection of the ruins of Kenilworth Castle have verified their knowledge

of English history derived from Scott's incomparable romance. I was at

that time connected with several London newspapers, among them the

_Figaro_, a small weekly publication, semi-humorous, semi-theatrical, with

a remarkable aptitude for managing the political affairs of France in the

interest of the Imperialists. This last peculiarity it owed to the

personal sympathies of its editor and proprietor, Mr. James Mortimer, a

gentleman who for some twenty years before the overthrow of the Empire had

lived in Paris. Mr. Mortimer had been a personal friend of the Emperor and

Empress, and on the flight of the latter to England had rendered her

important service; and after the release of the Emperor from captivity

among the Germans Mr. Mortimer was a frequent visitor to the imperial

exiles at Chiselhurst.

One day at Leamington my London mail brought a letter from Mr. Mortimer,

informing me that he intended to publish a new satirical journal, which he

wished me to write. I was to do all the writing, he the editing; and it

would not be necessary for me to come up to London; I could send

manuscript by mail. The new journal was not to appear at stated periods,

but "occasionally." Would I submit to him a list of suitable titles for

it, from which he could make a selection?

With some surprise at what seemed to me the singularly whimsical and

unbusiness-like features of the enterprise I wrote him earnestly advising

him either to abandon it or materially to modify his plan. I represented

to him that such a journal, so conducted, could not in my judgment

succeed; but he was obdurate and after a good deal of correspondence I

consented to do all the writing if he was willing to do all the losing

money. I submitted a number of names which I thought suitable for the

paper, but all were rejected, and he finally wrote that he had decided to

call the new journal _The Lantern_. This decision elicited from me another

energetic protest. The title was not original, but obviously borrowed from

M. Rochefort's famous journal, _La Lanterne_. True, that publication was

dead, and its audacious editor deported to New Caledonia with his

Communistic following; but the name could hardly be agreeable to Mr.

Mortimer's Imperialist friends, particularly the Empress--the Emperor was

then dead. To my surprise Mr. Mortimer not only adhered to his resolution

but suggested the propriety of my taking M. Rochefort's late lamented

journal as a model for our own. This I flatly declined to do and carried

my point; I was delighted to promise, however, that the new paper should

resemble the old in one particular: it should be irritatingly

disrespectful of existing institutions and exalted personages.

On the 18th of May, 1874, there was published at the corner of St. Bride

Street and Shoe Lane, E.C., London, the first number of "_The

Lantern_--Appearing Occasionally. Illuminated by Faustin. Price,

sixpence." It was a twelve-page paper with four pages of superb

illustrations in six colors. I winced when I contemplated its artistic and

mechanical excellence, for I knew at what a price that quality had been

obtained. A gold mine would be required to maintain that journal, and that

journal could by no means ever be itself a gold mine. A copy lies before

me as I write and noting it critically I cannot help thinking that the

illuminated title-page of this pioneer in the field of chromatic

journalism is the finest thing of the kind that ever came from a press.

Of the literary contents I am less qualified for judgment, inasmuch as I

wrote every line in the paper. It may perhaps be said without immodesty

that the new "candidate for popular favor" was not distinguished by

servile flattery of the British character and meek subservience to the

British Government, as might perhaps be inferred from the following

extract from an article on General Sir Garnet Wolseley, who had just

received the thanks of his Sovereign and a munificent reward from

Parliament for his successful plundering expedition through Ashantee:

"We feel a comfortable sense of satisfaction in the thought that _The

Lantern_ will never fail to shed the light of its loyal approval upon any

unworthy act by which our country shall secure an adequate and permanent

advantage. When the great heart of England is stirred by quick cupidity to

profitable crime, far be it from us to lift our palms in deprecation. In

the wrangle for existence nations, equally with individuals, work by

diverse means to a common end--the spoiling of the weak; and when by

whatever of outrage we have pushed a feeble competitor to the wall, in

Heaven's name let us pin him fast and relieve his pockets of the material

good to which, in bestowing it upon him, the bountiful Lord has invited

our thieving hand. But these Ashantee women were not worth garroting.

Their fal-lals, precious to them, are worthless to us; the entire loot

fetched only £11,000--of which sum the man who brought home the trinkets

took a little more than four halves. We submit that with practiced agents

in every corner of the world and a watchful government at home this great

commercial nation might dispose of its honor to better advantage."

With the candor of repentance it may now be confessed that, however

unscrupulous it may be abroad, a government which tolerates this kind of

criticism cannot rightly be charged with tyranny at home.

By way (as I supposed) of gratitude to M. Rochefort for the use of the

title of his defunct journal it had been suggested by Mr. Mortimer that he

be given a little wholesome admonition here and there in the paper and I

had cheerfully complied. M. Rochefort had escaped from New Caledonia some

months before. A disagreeable cartoon was devised for his discomfort and

he received a number of such delicate attentions as that following, which

in the issue of July 15th greeted him on his arrival in England along with

his distinguished compatriot, M. Pascal Grousset:

"M. Rochefort is a gentleman who has lost his standing. There have been

greater falls than his. Kings before now have become servitors, honest men

bandits, thieves communists. Insignificant in his fortunes as in his

abilities, M. Rochefort, who was never very high, is not now very low--he

has avoided the falsehood of extremes: never quite a count, he is now but

half a convict. Having missed the eminence that would have given him

calumniation, he is also denied the obscurity that would bring

misconstruction. He is not even a _miserable_; he is a person. It is

curious to note how persistently this man has perverted his gifts. With

talents that might have corrupted panegyric, he preferred to refine

detraction; fitted to disgrace the _salon_, he has elected to adorn the

cell; the qualities that would have endeared him to a blackguard he has

wasted upon Pascal Grousset.

"As we write, it is reported that this person is in England. It is further

affirmed that it is his intention to proceed to Belgium or Switzerland to

fight certain journalists who have not had the courtesy to suppress the

truth about him, though he never told it of them. We presume, however,

this rumor is false; M. Rochefort must retain enough of the knowledge he

acquired when he was esteemed a gentleman to be aware that a meeting

between him and a journalist is now impossible. This is the more to be

regretted, because M. Paul de Cassagnac would have much pleasure in taking

M. Rochefort's life and we in lamenting his fall.

"M. Rochefort, we believe, is already suffering from an unhealed wound. It

is his mouth."

There was a good deal of such "scurril jesting" in the paper, especially

in a department called "Prattle." There were verses on all manner of

subjects--mostly the nobility and their works and ways, from the viewpoint

of disapproval--and epigrams, generally ill-humorous, like the following,

headed "_Novum Organum_":

"In Bacon see the culminating prime

Of British intellect and British crime.

He died, and Nature, settling his affairs,

Parted his powers among us, his heirs:

To each a pinch of common-sense, for seed,

And, to develop it, a pinch of greed.

Each frugal heir, to make the gift suffice,

Buries the talent to manure the vice."

When the first issue of _The Lantern_ appeared I wrote to Mr. Mortimer,

again urging him to modify his plans and alter the character of the

journal. He replied that it suited him as it was and he would let me know

when to prepare "copy" for the second number. That eventually appeared on

July 15th. I never was instructed to prepare any more copy, and there has

been, I believe, no further issue of that interesting sheet as yet.

Taking a retrospective view of this singular venture in journalism, one

day, the explanation of the whole matter came to my understanding in the

light of a revelation, and was confirmed later by Mr. Mortimer.

In the days when Napoleon III was at the zenith of his glory and power

there was a thorn in his side. It was the pen of M. Henri Rochefort, le

Comte de Luçay, journalist and communard. Despite fines, "suppressions,"

and imprisonments, this gifted writer and unscrupulous blackguard had, as

every one knows, made incessant war upon the Empire and all its

_personnel_. The bitter and unfair attacks of his paper, _La Lanterne_,

made life at the Tuilleries exceedingly uncomfortable. His rancor against

the Empress was something horrible, and went to the length of denying the

legitimacy of the Prince Imperial. His existence was a menace and a terror

to the illustrious lady, even when she was in exile at Chiselhurst and he

in confinement on the distant island of New Caledonia. When the news of

his escape from that penal colony arrived at Chiselhurst the widowed

Empress was in despair; and when, on his way to England, he announced his

intention of reviving _La Lanterne_ in London (of course he dared not

cross the borders of France) she was utterly prostrated by the fear of his

pitiless animosity. But what could she do? Not prevent the revival of his

dreadful newspaper, certainly, but--well, she could send for Mr. Mortimer.

That ingenious gentleman was not long at a loss for an expedient that

would accomplish what was possible. He shut Rochefort out of London by

forestalling him. At the very time when Mortimer was asking me to suggest

a suitable name for the new satirical journal he had already registered at

Stationers' Hall--that is to say, copyrighted--the title of _The Lantern_,

a precaution which M. Rochefort's French friends had neglected to take,

although they had expended thousands of pounds in a plant for their

venture. Mr. Mortimer cruelly permitted them to go on with their costly

preparations, and the first intimation they had that the field was

occupied came from the newsdealers selling _The Lantern_. After some

futile attempts at relief and redress, M. Rochefort took himself off and

set up his paper in Belgium.

The expenses of _The Lantern_--including a generous _douceur_ to

myself--were all defrayed by the Empress. She was the sole owner of it

and, I was gratified to learn, took so lively an interest in her venture

that a special French edition was printed for her private reading. I was

told that she especially enjoyed the articles on M. le Comte de Luçay,

though I dare say some of the delicate subtleties of their literary style

were lost in translation.

Being in London later in the year, I received through Mortimer an

invitation to visit the poor lady, _en famille_, at Chiselhurst; but as

the iron rules of imperial etiquette, even in exile, required that the

hospitable request be made in the form of a "command," my republican

independence took alarm and I had the incivility to disobey; and I still

think it a sufficient distinction to be probably the only American

journalist who was ever employed by an Empress in so congenial a pursuit

as the pursuit of another journalist.

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