CHAPTER VI.

RESIDENCE IN CALCUTTA.

1825.—A Day in March—The Furlough and Pension Funds—Bandicote

Rats—The Strand—The Cutting System—Harrow-on-the-Hill—Sickness

in Arracan—The Golden Feet—Arrival of Lord

Combermere—Bhurtpore—La Pucelle—Marsh Fever—Change of Residence

to Middleton Row, Chowringhee—Fogs up to the Second Story—Burrā

Bazār—Seed Pearl.

_January_, 1825.—The cold weather is delightful, and a Persian carpet

pleasant over the Indian matting, but a fire is not required—indeed, few

houses in Calcutta have a fire-place. Ice is sent from Hoogly, and is

procurable in the bazaar during the cold weather; it is preserved in pits

for the hot season.

_March 23rd._—I will describe a day at this time of the year. At 6 A.M.

it is so cold that a good gallop in a cloth habit will just keep you

warm. At 9 A.M.—a fine breeze—very pleasant—windows open—no pankhā.

3 P.M.—Blue linen blinds lowered to keep off the glare of the sunshine,

which is distressing to the eyes; every Venetian shut, the pankhā in full

swing, the very musquitoes asleep on the walls, yourself asleep on a

sofa, not a breath of air—a dead silence around you.

4 P.M.—A heavy thunder-storm, with the rain descending in torrents; you

stop the pankhā, rejoice in the _fraîcheur_, and are only prevented from

taking a walk in the grounds by the falling rain.

5 P.M.—You mount your Arab, and enjoy the coolness for the remainder of

the day;—such is to-day.

_April 11th._—The hot winds are blowing for the first time this year.

We understand that after twenty-five years’ service, and _twenty-two_ of

actual residence in India, we of the Civil Service are to retire upon an

annuity of 1000_l._ a year, for which we are to pay 50,000 rupees, or

about 5000_l._ This, on first appearance, looks well for us and generous

in the Company; but I should like first to know, how many will be able

to serve their full time of bondage? secondly, what the life of a man,

an annuitant, is then worth, who has lingered two and twenty years in a

tropical climate?

_May 9th._—The heat is intense—very oppressive. I dare not go to church

for fear of its bringing on fits, which might disturb the congregation;

you have little idea of the heat of a collection of many assembled in

such a climate—even at home, with all appliances and means to boot for

reducing the temperature, the heat is sickening. You in England imagine a

lady in India has nothing to do. For myself, I superintend the household,

and find it difficult at times to write even letters, there is so much

to which it is necessary to attend. At this moment I would willingly be

quiet, but am continually interrupted. The coachman, making his salām,

“Mem sāhiba, Atlas is very ill, I cannot wait for the sāhib’s return;

I have brought the horse to the door, will you give your orders?” The

durwān (gate-keeper), “Mem Sāhiba, the deer have jumped over the wall,

and have run away.” The sirdar-bearer, “Mem sāhiba, will you advance me

some rupees to make a great feast? My wife is dead.” The mate-bearer then

presented his petition, “Will the mem sāhiba give me a plaister? the rats

have gnawed my fingers and toes.” It is a fact that the lower part of the

house is overrun with enormous rats, they bite the fingers and feet of

the men when they are asleep on the ground.

The other evening I was with my beautiful and charming friend, Mrs. F⸺,

she had put her infant on a mat, where it was quietly sleeping in the

room where we were sitting. The evening darkened, a sharp cry from the

child startled us—a bandicote rat had bitten one of its little feet!

It is reported the Burmese war is nearly finished. I hope it may be true;

it is a horrible sacrifice of human life, a war in such a climate! I

hear much of all the hardships of fighting against the climate endured by

the military, from friends who return to Calcutta on sick leave.

When we arrived in Calcutta the only drive was on the Course, which was

well-watered; a fine broad road has since been made along the side of

the river, about two miles in length; it is a delightful drive in the

evening, close to the ships.

The Course is deserted for the Strand.

_June 25th._—The Furlough and Pension Fund for the Civil Service has been

established; we subscribe four per cent. from our salary, for which we

are allowed by Government six per cent. interest, towards the purchase

of an annuity of 1000_l._ after twenty-five years service. A very strong

inducement this to economy—yet human nature is very contrary.

“J’avois juré d’être sage,

Mais avant peu j’en fus las.

Ah! raison, c’est bien dommage,

Que l’ennui suive tes pas.”

Nevertheless, we will return home as soon as we can.

Our friend Mr. C⸺ is going down to Bulloah, a savage spot, where he is

to make salt; he takes down three couple of hounds to assist him in his

labours.

Provided there is a good bulky dividend at the end of the year upon

India Stock, the holders think the country flourishing in the greatest

security. Every governor who is sent out is told that the principal

thing to be considered is economy. Lord Moira, who had a becoming horror

of such _petitesses_, and who saw the political danger of carrying the

cutting system into practice, in several instances refused to adopt the

measures he was intrusted to execute. Yet India was never in a more

flourishing state; dividends on India Stock never _looked up_ more

cheerfully. Lord Amherst has applied the paring-knife, and much good it

has done;—the military ran riot[22], the civilians were inclined to grow

rusty, and India Bonds were very dismal and _looking down_.

A letter appeared in the Gazette the other day, in which the Harrow boys

were spoken of in an irreverend manner, which elicited the following

answer from the _sāhib_[23]:—

“_To the Editor of the Government Gazette._

“June, 1825.

“SIR,

“In one of your late papers I was much amused by a report of

the proceedings of a ‘Morning at Bow Street,’ during which

the behaviour of the Harrow boys was brought to the notice of

that worthy magistrate, Sir R. Birnie. To suppose that these

young gentlemen are accustomed to parade the streets with

sticks charged with lead, searching for snobs with heads to

correspond, and carrying pistols loaded with the same metal

in their pockets to confer the _coup-de-grâce_ upon these

unfortunates, would be to believe, what

‘Nec pueri credant, nisi qui nondum ære lavantur.’

Excuse Latin, the English proverb is somewhat coarse.

“I recollect the operative artisan Jones: he succeeded an

excellent farrier, who emigrated with Sir Bellingham Graham,

one of our worthies. Unless Jones had in the first instance

made himself obnoxious to the boys, which from W. L.’s account

is more than possible, they would not have interfered with him.

The whole account I know to be sadly exaggerated; you are,

perhaps, an advocate for the publicity of these reports, so

should I be, were they not for the most part so outrageously

_surchargés_. The ‘Gentlemen of the Press’ think truth needs

the aid of foreign ornament, for in this particular instance

neither pistols nor sticks, loaded or unloaded, were seen,

or afterwards discovered to have been in the possession of

the boys, but were gratuitously conferred upon them by the

reporters.

“Shall such fellows as these be allowed to bespatter an

institution which reckons Sir William Jones, Lord Byron, Parr,

and others ‘dear to memory and to fame,’ among her mighty

dead—and Lord Teignmouth, the Marquis of Hastings, Messrs.

Peel, Barry Cornwall, and myself, among her mighty living[24]?

“You will, I know, excuse me. I am by nature modest, even as an

American, but having been hitherto particular as to my society,

if I am to be damned to everlasting fame, it must be in good

company!

“We are so few and far between in this country, that we

cannot form a corps to show our _esprit_, yet even in this

wilderness will I upraise my solitary voice in praise of

Harrow-on-the-Hill.—_Floreat in æternum!_—Hoping that I have

said enough ‘to Harrow up your soul,’

“I am, your’s,

“ONE OF THE OLD SCHOOL.”

“Jungle Mehals.”

_August 6th._—The natives, especially the Hindūs, are dying by hundreds

daily in the damp and marshy part of Calcutta; 410 died in one night of

cholera and fever, both of which are raging fearfully. They sleep in such

swampy places, in the open air, it is only surprising they are not all

carried off. Last month a fever amongst the Europeans was universal, many

died of it; it has disappeared, and Calcutta is tolerably healthy; the

cholera has not attacked the Europeans.

_September 18th._—We now consider ourselves fairly fixed in Calcutta;

the climate agrees with us; and though we hold existence upon a frailer

tenure than those in England, we still hope to see many happy years.

“’Tis in vain to complain, in a melancholy strain,

Of the money we have spent, which will never come again.”

Furlough and the pension must make amends.

The cold season is the only time in which we live, and breathe, and have

our being, the rest of the year is mere “leather and prunella,” and we

“groan and sweat under a weary life.”

But then in Calcutta, we do not die of the blue devils, _ennui_, or from

want of medical attendance, as those do who are far removed; and even the

_maladie du pays_ is relieved by the constant letters and news we receive

from our native land.

The Burmese seem to have adopted the plan of the Russians, and left

their infernal climate to fight their battles; it has done it most

wofully—fever has killed more men than the sword. Our troops are now

waiting for the breaking up of the rains, to recommence operations. It

is supposed that they will meet with little difficulty in making their

way to Amrapūrā, the capital; but if they do, it seems that the king

and his court will not wait for their arrival, but start with their

valuables to the mountains. There has been a sad waste of life and money.

Commissioners have now been appointed. Report says that Sir Archibald

Campbell’s spirit is too bellicose; and the deputation (civil) to Rangoon

is to check his warlike excesses. The company profess that they do not

wish for an extent of territory; so that the present war has been entered

into solely for the purpose of avenging the insults that have been

offered to their arms. I wish most sincerely that they had been contented

with holding what they had, instead of proclaiming war; and probably they

may be of the same opinion. The papers say that a truce has been entered

into with the Burmese, for the purposes of negotiation. Within these few

days we have heard that it has been prolonged, in order that our terms

might be submitted to the Golden Feet. It is to be hoped that they will

not trample upon them, and that this most detestable war, which has cost

so many lives and so much money, may be honourably concluded.

Lord Combermere has determined to proceed immediately to the Upper

Provinces, and to have a fling at Bhurtpore. There is no doubt as to the

event being successful, but the natives have a great conceit about it; it

is another Pucelle, as it has never yet been taken. In Lord Lake’s time,

our troops were three times repulsed; but that is a tale of the times of

old, when these matters were conducted on too small a scale. Now there

is to be a fine park of artillery, fully capable of making an impression

on the heart of this obdurate maiden. It will do much service in taking

the conceit out of these people. They have songs, and even caricatures,

in which Europeans are drawn as craving for mercy under their victorious

swords, to the number of three or four to one Mahratta horseman. It is an

old grudge, and our _sipahīs_ fancy the affair hugely. We took Bhurtpore

last night over the whist-table, by a _coup de main_; I trust we shall

be able to play our cards as well when before it. This will be of a

different nature altogether from the vile Burmese war. Those who fall

will die nobly in battle, not by the host of diseases by which our poor

fellows have been sacrificed at Rangoon and Arracan.

The early marriages which take place in India were brought under my eye

this morning. My ayha being ill, sent another to act for her during her

absence; she is a pretty little woman, aged twenty-five, and has been

married fourteen years!

The sickness in Arracan is dreadful; ship-loads of officers and men are

arriving daily, with shaved heads and white faces, bearing testimony of

the marsh fever, considering themselves most fortunate in having quitted

the country alive.

Imagine living in a straw-shed, exposed to the burning sun and the

torrents of rain that fall in this country; the nights cold, raw, and

wet; the fog arising from the marshes spreading fever in every direction.

Where the sword kills one, the climate carries off an hundred.

_Oct._—Lord Combermere intends to render the cold weather gay with balls

and dinner parties. His staff are quite a relief to the eye, looking so

well dressed, so fresh and European. They express themselves horrified at

beholding the fishy hue of the faces on the Course; wonder how they are

ever to stay at home during the heat of the day, and sigh for gaiety and

variety. Speaking of the ladies in the East, one of them said, “Amongst

the womankind, there are some few worth the trouble of running away with;

but then the exertion would be too much for the hot season; and in the

cold, we shall have something else to think about!”

_Dec. 1st._—We changed our residence for one in Middleton-row,

Chowringhee, having taken a dislike to the house in which we were

residing, from its vicinity to tanks and native huts.

The house has a good ground floor and two stories above, with verandahs

to each; the rent 325 rupees per month; the third story consists of

bed-rooms. The deep fogs in Calcutta rise thick and heavy as high as the

first floor; from the verandah of the second you may look down on the

white fog below your feet, whilst the stars are bright above, and the

atmosphere clear around you. The spotted deer play about the compound,

and the mouse deer runs about my dressing-room, doing infinite mischief.

The Barā bazār, the great mart where shawls are bought, is worth

visiting. It is also interesting to watch the dexterity with which seed

pearls are bored by the natives. This operation being one of difficulty,

they tell me seed pearls are sent from England to be pierced in Calcutta.

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