CHAPTER II.

After being a month at sea the sailors performed the ceremony called

"Burying the Dead Horse," the explanation of which is this: Before

leaving port seamen are paid a month in advance, so as to enable them to

leave some money with their wives, or to buy a new kit, etc., and having

spent the money they consider the first month goes for nothing, and so

call it "Working off the Dead Horse." The crew dress up a figure to

represent a horse; its body is made out of a barrel, its extremities of

hay or straw covered with canvas, the mane and tail of hemp, the eyes of

two ginger beer bottles, sometimes filled with phosphorus. When complete

the noble steed is put on a box, covered with a rug, and on the evening

of the last day of the month a man gets on to his back, and is drawn all

round the ship by his shipmates, to the chanting of the following

doggerel:--

[Picture: Music to Burying the Dead Horse]

BURYING THE DEAD HORSE.

You have come a long long way,

And we say so, for we know so.

For to be sold upon this day,

Poor old man.

You are goin' now to say good-bye,

And we say so, for we know so.

Poor old horse you're a goin' to die,

Poor Old Man.

Having paraded the decks in order to get an audience, the sale of the

horse by auction is announced, and a glib-mouthed man mounts the rostrum

and begins to praise the noble animal, giving his pedigree, etc., saying

it was a good one to go, for it had gone 6,000 miles in the past month!

The bidding then commences, each bidder being responsible only for the

amount of his advance on the last bid. After the sale the horse and its

rider are run up to the yard-arm amidst loud cheers. Fireworks are let

off, the man gets off the horse's back, and, cutting the rope, lets it

fall into the water. The _Requiem_ is then sung to the same melody.

Now he is dead and will die no more,

And we say so, for we know so.

Now he is gone and will go no more;

Poor Old Man.

[Picture: Burying the Dead Horse]

After this the auctioneer and his clerk proceed to collect the "bids,"

and if in your ignorance of auction etiquette you should offer your's to

the auctioneer, he politely declines it, and refers you to his clerk!

As we neared the Equator the heat became very oppressive. On October

2nd, when 7 north of the line, the thermometer stood at 120 in the sun,

while under the awning it registered 85. On the thermometer being dipped

into the sea the temperature of the surface water was found to be 82,

while in the cabin at midnight the thermometer stood at 80, with the wind

blowing in at the open porthole.

In passing under the vertical sun the old proverb "may your shadow never

grow less" is entirely out of place, for it is impossible it can

diminish, unless, indeed, one should become like poor misguided Peter

Schlemihl, and find oneself altogether without one! When standing

upright my shadow was about two feet in diameter, and it looked like the

shadow of the brim of my hat all round my feet.

The wife of the captain of our steamer had been very unwell until we had

passed the Equator, and had not come out of her cabin. One evening, soon

after she made her first appearance, I was chatting with her, when,

finding I was from Cornwall, she asked me if I knew a certain

watering-place in that county which she named. It happened that I had a

residence at the place in question, and curiously enough she had been a

visitor at the same house before I had it, and she said, "last year my

sister was staying in the neighbourhood with some friends, when they were

nearly caught by the tide on the beach opposite the house, and had to

scale the face of the cliff, climbing up some old ladders left in an

abandoned mine." I told her if they had taken my advice, and had turned

back, they would not have had such an unpleasant adventure, for I

happened to be on the beach at the time, and warned the party of their

danger, but they disregarded it! It was curious to be reminded of this

occurrence under such circumstances.

Amongst our fellow-passengers were two young men, whose friends, it was

reported, had become tired of them at home, and had made a present of

them to the Colonies. They were very lively youths, and did their best

to keep the ship lively by their pranks and escapades. They were known

by the names of "Tall and Fat," and "Short and Stout," and were always

together. Sometimes, however, the playfulness of these two young men

received an unexpected check. On one occasion they had gone "forward" to

play some tricks upon the emigrants, who, however, did not see the fun;

so, having got the lads into a corner, they covered them, first with

molasses and then with flour, and so returned them to the saloon. They

did not repeat their visit.

There is one feature on board many ships which always strikes passengers

with surprise; and that is the impunity with which the "wild spirits"

carry on their disorderly conduct. Drinking, betting, shouting, tramping

the deck at unseemly hours of the night, are permitted, to the great

annoyance of the majority; but it is in vain that you appeal to the

officers--they will not interfere. On one occasion a noisy youth, who

went by the name of the "Blatant Beast," was firing a revolver about "at

large," and although we appealed to the captain, and begged that he would

disarm the lad, it was useless--he would not interfere. Ultimately the

young man accidentally discharged the pistol and broke his arm, and so

relieved his neighbours from further apprehensions for a time.

One night "Short and Stout" and "Tall and Fat," and a few other rowdies,

got drunk, and in their rambles found a poor harmless cat, which they

chased all over the ship, and succeeded in killing. On the following day

these gallant youths determined, in Irish phrase, to "wake" the cat.

They proceeded to fit up one of their cabins as a chapel, and upon a bier

the corpse of poor pussy was laid, having been dressed for the occasion,

candles surrounding the body. The mourners, or murderers, stood around

the body with pipes in their mouths, meggy-howling and cat-a-wauling in a

most vigorous fashion, afterwards parading the deck, headed by one of

their party, arrayed in a dress coat over a night shirt, and wearing a

tall white hat, carrying the dead body of poor puss before him.

Betting is often carried on to a great extent, considerable sums of money

changing hands. One passenger told me, after we had been some weeks at

sea, that he had cleared enough to pay for his own passage, and also for

that of his wife and child, and that it only remained for him to win

enough to pay for the nurse, and to take them all from Australia to New

Zealand, and he should be happy! I knew one man, the father of a very

large family, who lost 700 in three weeks, 400 of it going at a single

night's play; yet, with striking consistency, this open-handed gentleman

refused to allow his wife and daughters to go on shore at one of the most

interesting of our ports of call on the score of the expense, which he

said would amount to at least 2 or 3!

A pleasant sight it is to watch the fish and birds which begin to make

their appearance about 30 S. Occasionally flocks of flying-fish are to

be seen flying a few feet above the water, pursued by dolphins.

Sometimes their headlong flight carries them right on to the deck, or

through the cabin windows when lighted up after nightfall. They are

caught by the sailors at night by the simple device of suspending a net

in front of a lantern, and they are said to be very good when cooked.

We first saw that splendid bird, the albatross, when about 28 S.

latitude, and when more than 1,000 miles from land. They appeared in

flocks, and would follow the ship for many days. Their flight is

exceedingly graceful, and very rapid, the movement of their wings being

scarcely perceptible. The capture of the albatross is a favourite

amusement upon sailing ships--it is scarcely possible to catch them from

a steamer--the plan being to let out a line over the stern, having a

strong hook baited with a piece of meat or with red cloth. We were

successful in catching a magnificent fellow, which measured 15ft. across

its wings. A drop of prussic acid applied to the eye of the poor

creature causes instant death. The breast forms an excellent muff, and

the wing bones make good stems for pipes of the "churchwarden" pattern.

One of our passengers was a fiery Irishman, who was travelling with his

newly-married wife. One day, while at dinner, the ship gave a heavy

lurch, and the lady fell back, breaking her chair; upon which her

husband, in a great rage, seized the chair, and, rushing on deck, threw

it overboard, when lo! a flock of albatrosses crowded around it, and one

fine fellow "took" the chair, and appeared to be addressing his friends!

One of the most beautiful creatures to be seen in tropical waters is the

"Portuguese Man-of-War." It is often confounded with the Nautilus, but

is a quite distinct organism; it has a crest which can be raised or

lowered at will, and its body consists of a long, horizontal, oblong

bladder filled with air. They vary in size from 12in. diameter to small

discs no larger than a shilling, and present a beautiful appearance as

the ship passes by a fleet of them.

[Picture: (A) The "Classic" Dolphin. (B) The Dolphin]

We caught some dolphins, and an examination of their stomachs proved they

were not unjustly suspected of eating the pretty little flying-fish. The

pilot-fish, also found in these latitudes, is coloured purple and silver,

with five black bands across it, and is about five inches in length. We

also saw specimens of the white shark, porpoises, grampuses, Mother

Carey's chickens, booby-birds, etc.

One of the most interesting sights at sea is the passing of ships. I

shall never forget our meeting a ship in full sail one glorious moonlight

night. It came close to us, the moon shining full on its sails, and

being like our vessel, a sailing ship, not a sound was heard until our

captain hailed the stranger, and asked him to report us "all well."

One would think there was not much danger of collision at sea, in broad

daylight and in the open ocean, but on one occasion, while in a sailing

ship, another came so close to us that it was only by the most dexterous

management on the part of our captain that a collision was avoided.

The monotony of a long voyage is occasionally relieved by the opportunity

of sending letters in homeward-bound ships, and when we had been out

about a month we were told to have our letters ready, for a ship was in

sight. Everyone was immediately deeply engaged in writing, and presently

the stranger came sufficiently near for us to communicate with her. Our

signal was run up, "Will you take letters for us?" to which she quickly

replied, "With pleasure," and then a boat left us to take our letter-bag

on board the "homeward-bound." This vessel was from Moulmein with teak,

and she had been one hundred days out. Those on board had heard nothing

of the Cabul massacre, but they brought us news of the capture of

Cetewayo, having got it from a passing ship. In return for this

intelligence we told them of the death of the Prince Imperial, which they

had not heard of, although it happened before the capture of Cetewayo.

Some of our passengers went on board the passing ship, and two of them

scrambled up the rigging, and presently we saw a sailor follow them and

tie their legs to the rigging, releasing them as soon as they had paid

their footing. In the evening the two ships parted company, saluting

each other with rockets of various colours.

While our letters were being taken on board the homeward-bound ship, we

saw a huge shark follow the boat until it reached the vessel, and on

hearing a shout, "a big fish!" we ran to the ship's side and saw a whale

not more than a hundred feet off. The monster gave a loud snort, spouted

water, and then made off. I wonder if it had any idea what we were?

There was a boxing match going forward one day, when the captain invited

the parson to put the gloves on. "Oh, no," he said, "I am a man of peace

_now_." He told me he objected to war as much as anyone could do.

"But," I said, "your Church does not." He replied that there was nothing

in the teaching of the Church which advocated war; so I asked him, if

that was the case, what that part of the prayer-book meant where a hope

is expressed that the Queen may "vanquish and overcome all her enemies."

At dinner one day our friend undertook to explain to us how drain-pipes

were made. He said, "You know those round things that are put in the

earth to carry off the water?" Some one suggested drain-pipes. "Ah,

yes," he said, "you know they take a kind of clay not like other clay,

and put it into a sort of machine and turn it around and the pipes are

made." I thought his description was not so good as that of the Irishman

who explained the manufacture of cast-iron pipes by saying, "You take a

round hole and pour the metal around it."

[Picture: A Colonial Parson]

Some one remarking that we were now 36 south, he said, "Ah, that is just

4 below freezing," having confused the degrees of latitude with those of

the thermometer. Upon being told that 32 was the freezing point.

"Really?" he said, "I always thought it was 40."

In listening to most of the clergymen with whom I have travelled, I have

been irresistibly reminded of the complaint made so bitterly, and with so

much truth, by Australian importers in the early gold-finding days, that

English merchants and manufacturers were utterly reckless as to the

quality of the goods they sent out, acting on the principle that

"anything will do for the Colonies." This idea has long ceased to have

any currency, for it has been discovered that the coinage of the

Australian mint ranks equally with that of London, but it does not appear

that those responsible for the due supply of clergymen to the Colonies

have realised the same truth, for on every hand I have had my own

experience confirmed. The general complaint amongst the colonists,

especially in the country districts, is that either young and totally

inexperienced men are sent to them, or else men who have proved failures

at home; and they not unnaturally resent such treatment.

In a recent voyage we had a large number of steerage passengers, and

amongst them was a very earnest, hard-working evangelist from Mr.

Spurgeon's college; this man had sacrificed his ease during the voyage by

attending to the sick and ailing "in season and out of season," and was

admitted on all sides to have done much good; frequently, too, he held

religious services amongst the steerage passengers, and met with great

acceptance. One man had been very ill for a long time, and had been

tenderly waited upon by the evangelist. After a time he became suddenly

worse, and some passengers at once went to a clergyman, who suggested

that the Communion should be administered. Having obtained the help of

another clergyman and two or three of the passengers--none of whom had

before shown any interest in the patient--they proceeded on their errand

without saying a word to the evangelist, and on the following Sunday the

clergyman preached a sermon to the poor people, endeavouring to prove

that no one had any right to teach or to preach but members of his

Church, who, only, held the true commission, by virtue of what he called

the "direct succession from Peter:" and I suppose he thought he was

preaching religion, not perceiving that he lacked what Paul described as

being the highest of all the Christian virtues--that of charity.

In passing through the Tropics one of the most glorious sights is the

phosphorescence in the sea. Of course it can be seen to the greatest

advantage in the absence of the moon; it is something wonderful, and

worth coming all the way to see. As far as the eye can reach, the track

of the vessel is marked out with the utmost brilliancy, and sometimes

tiny balls of phosphorus seem to explode, scattering their radiance far

and wide.

We had as fellow-passengers three young men who rarely spoke to anyone

outside their own party, and during the early part of the voyage they

usually sat on the deck for hours at a time engaged in reading their

Bibles and making notes on the margin. After we had been out a few weeks

the youngest of the three was stricken with scarlet fever, and at one

time he was seriously ill.

The trio were known as the "Danite Band." The eldest was a young man

about twenty-one, and one evening I had a little chat with him. He said

he belonged to no sect; he had "come out from among them"--that his soul

was safe, die when he would, and that he could only look on the poor

sinners around him with a pitying eye, and pray for their souls. He was

rejoicing at having saved one soul since he came on board. It so

happened that this young man occupied the same cabin as the youth who was

ill with fever, but becoming alarmed for his personal safety (not his

soul's), he requested to be accommodated elsewhere, while another

passenger volunteered to take his place and to nurse the invalid, so they

exchanged cabins. On the following Sunday the young man who had

volunteered as nurse knocked at the pious young man's door and asked for

his boots, receiving for answer, "I won't be bothered about boots on the

Lord's Day."

It is usual to hold a bazaar on passenger ships proceeding to or from the

Colonies. These bazaars are almost invariably held in aid of the funds

of the Merchant Seaman's Hospital and other similar institutions, and a

large sum is annually obtained in this way. The result in the case of

the sailing vessel in which I made one of my voyages was a sum of over

50, besides some annual subscriptions, although the number of adult

saloon passengers was only about thirty.

Great preparations were made for this bazaar, it being the event of the

voyage. The day previous the sailors were busily engaged closing-in the

promenade deck with canvas and bunting, and dividing it off into stalls

by means of flags and other coloured materials. While thus engaged,

another sailing vessel came in sight, and the sea being nearly dead calm

the two vessels approached closely, and parties were speedily passing to

and fro. We invited some of the passengers in the stranger to join us

to-morrow, and they invested about 5 in lotteries before going back for

the night.

Next day was a most lovely one, but a heavy rolling sea was sufficient to

prevent our visitors of yesterday joining us. Nevertheless, we

thoroughly enjoyed the day ourselves, for the whole ship's

company--passengers, crew, men, women, and children--held high carnival

on the promenade deck. It was pretty to see the children of the second

class who, owing to the high bulwarks, were rarely able to see over the

ship's side, rush first of all to look over the rail at the heaving sea.

The first officer was dressed as a showman, and presided over the Fine

Art Exhibition, his face being painted a fine terra-cotta tint. The crew

and stewards were variously costumed as nigger minstrels, etc. The

stalls were presided over by the ladies, who, as usual, were very

successful in disposing of the various articles, which, by the way, were

for the most part made up by the ladies themselves during the voyage.

Much curiosity was excited by the announcement of a dramatic performance,

entitled "The White Squall," which was to take place in the Theatre

Royal. The _corps dramatique_ evinced great anxiety to secure the

attendance of the whole ship's company, and were fairly successful. The

performance did not take long, for as soon as the audience were seated

cries of "Let go" were heard from the actors, upon which the air was

filled with a veritable "White Squall," consisting of clouds of flour,

causing a general stampede.

Next day we found our companion of yesterday lying at some distance

ahead, while a stranger lay on the port quarter. A curious instance of

cross-signalling ensued. The stranger asks our companion, the St.

Vincent, for latitude and longitude. The St. Vincent missing this, and

intent on their investment in yesterday's lottery, puts up, "What have we

won?" The reply, "Nothing." The stranger runs up, "Don't understand.

Repeat, please." Then St. Vincent replies, "Very sorry," upon which our

Captain signals the stranger, and removes all further doubt.

We passed close to the Island of Tristan d'Acunha, which lies in the

South Atlantic, lat. 37 6' S., long. 12 7' W. As a curious little

history attaches to the island, I make the following extract from our

ship's newspaper:

"Tristan d'Acunha is a volcanic peak of very considerable altitude, so

considerable indeed that its summit is covered almost perpetually with

snow. It rises sheer out of the water, and there is only a single

landing-place on the whole island. Previous to the downfall of Bonaparte

it was uninhabited; but when that scourge was despatched to St. Helena,

the British Government deemed it advisable to secure this isolated rock,

and so prevent the French using it as a base of operations against the

place of Napoleon's internment. A small company of soldiers, in charge

of a corporal, was therefore despatched, and left in possession.

"In 1821 Napoleon died, and the necessity for maintaining the garrison at

Tristan existed no longer. A man-of-war was accordingly sent to bring

away the corporal and his little army. But he and they had by this time

comfortably settled down, tilled the--rock we were about to say--and

produced excellent potatoes and other vegetables; raised pigs and goats,

and having in some mysterious way obtained wives, had raised families

too. They were therefore extremely reluctant to leave the scene of their

successful labours; and the English Government, nothing loth to encourage

colonisation, at once gave the necessary permission to remain, and with

it a small pension or annuity.

"They have gone on flourishing and increasing, forming a useful and

peaceable community in the very centre of the South Atlantic; useful

because whalers and other vessels, by putting in there, are able to

obtain fresh potatoes, vegetables, and pigs. Little money is used,

barter affording sufficient facility for interchange.

"Crime is almost unknown. We had as well said absolutely unknown, for it

is doubtful whether the one case of dishonesty on record as such was not

rather an ill-fared joke. It seems that when a marriage takes place a

pig is killed by the bride's father, and dressed the night before the

nuptials. On the occasion referred to the pig disappeared before

morning, and was traced to the house of a notorious wag, as to whose fate

history is silent. It is only fair to add that he admitted taking the

pig, but protested that it had been done by way of a practical joke. At

one time a missionary existed in the midst of this innocent community,

but he eventually disappeared--either died or was removed. His place was

never refilled, and the consequences have been rather trying to the

budding men and women of Tristan, for whereas in the missionary's days

loving couples could be, to use a nautical phrase, "spliced," when they

had made up their minds, now they must wait until a chance man-o'-war,

with a chaplain on board, puts in, and as their visits are nearly as rare

as those of the angels, the patience of these Tristan lovers must

unquestionably be sorely strained. When, however, like some comet of

very eccentric orbit, the parson does at length turn up, he finds plenty

of ripe pairs ready--nay, eager--for him.

"What a popular man that parson must be! Last and most interesting fact.

When the 'Sobraon' put in at Tristan in 1879 the corporal was still

living, a venerable patriarch of ninety years."

After leaving Tristan we soon get "into the forties," or as the sailors

are wont to say, "the rolling forties," where the westerly winds steadily

prevail, and continue right on until we make Cape Leeuwin. These winds

cause the magnificent waves, or "rollers," which tower up over the stern

of the vessel, threatening, apparently, to overwhelm it. In a gale of

wind, and when the "following seas" are running at a high speed, it

becomes necessary for some vessels to "lie to" in order to avoid this

catastrophe. We had an opportunity of seeing this operation. Soon after

passing the Cape we were overtaken by a heavy gale, and a high following

sea. Our vessel being a sailing ship of the old type, with broad bluff

bows, necessitated our adopting that course. Our stern was turned in the

teeth of the wind and sea, and, with the exception of a top-sail and

jib-sail, all our canvas was closely taken in. She lay so all night

labouring heavily, and the sea breaking over her decks.

Soon after sighting Cape Otway vessels bound for Melbourne receive their

pilot, whose advent is the occasion of great excitement among the betting

fraternity. Bets are laid on the colour of his hair and whiskers,

whether or not he has a moustache, the letter with which his name begins,

and which foot he will first put on deck. As soon as he makes his

appearance he is greeted with shouts of "What's your name?" Evidently he

is accustomed to it, for he does not look surprised. In this particular

case everyone was out as to the colour of his hair and beard, for he had

a black beard and white whiskers. The pilot brought news of a general

election in one of the colonies, and one of our passengers, a colonial

statesman, eagerly asked him for papers. The statesman's countenance was

expressive of blankness within when he saw he was beaten in his

constituency--but soon brightened on hearing he was returned by another.

The entrance to Hobson's Bay is very narrow, and the distance therefrom

to Melbourne is about 40 miles. We landed soon after six on a January

morning, and found the heat almost unbearable. Taking a cab to our

hotel, we made our first experience of the high charges in a

Protectionist colony, for we were obliged to pay a guinea for this

service.

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