_Thursday, May_ 18.—The changes of weather in this country are sudden

and surprising. This morning we woke to a perfect day—the sun bathing

the warm hillsides, the picturesque brown village, and the brilliant

masses of snowy blossoming fruit-trees with a radiant smile. And, but

for the tell-tale riot of the streams and the sponginess of the

compound, there was nothing to betray the past misdeeds of the clerk of

the weather.

At noon we set out to cover the short distance that lay between us and

Kunis, where we had made tryst with Satarah. The country was like a

series of English woodland glades—watered by many purling streams, and

bright with masses of apple blossom; the turf around the trees all

white and pink with petals torn from the branches by the recent storms.

Clumps of fir clothed the hills with sombre green—a perfect background

to a perfect picture.

The flowers all along our path to-day were much in evidence after the

rain. Little prickly rose-bushes (_R. Webbiana_) were covered with pink

blossoms just bursting into full glory; bushes of white may, yellow

berberis, Daphne (_Oleoides?_), and many another flowering shrub grew

in tangled profusion, while pimpernel (red and blue), a small androsace

(_rotundifolia_), hawks-bit, stork’s bill, wild geranium, a tiny

mallow, eye-bright, forget-me-not, a little yellow oxalis, a speedwell,

and many another, to me unknown, blossom starred the roadside. In the

fields round Kunis the poppies flared, and the iris bordered the fields

with a ribbon of royal purple.

We reached Kunis at two o’clock, and found the village half submerged,

the water being up and over the low shores from the recent rain. Our

boats were moored in a clump of willows, whose feet stood so deeply in

the water that we had to embark on pony-back! After lunch came the

usual difference of opinion with the Admiral, who seems to have great

difficulty in grasping the fact that our will is law as to times and

seasons for sailing. He always assumes the rôle of passive resister,

and is always defeated with ignominy. He insisted that it was too late

to think of reaching Bandipur, but we maintained that we could get at

any rate part of the way; so he cast off from his willow-tree, and

sulkily poked and poled out into the Wular, taking uncommon good care

to hug the shore with fervour.

Here and there a group of willows standing far out into the lake, or a

half-drowned village, drove us out into the open water, and once when,

like a latter-day Vasco de Gama, the Admiral was striving to double the

dreadful promontory of a water-logged fence, a puff of wind fell upon

us, lashing the smooth water into ripples, whereupon the crew lost

their wits with fright, and the lady mariners in the cook-boat set up a

dismal howling; the ark, taking charge, crashed through the fence, her

way carrying us to the very door of a frontier villa of an amphibious

village. With amazing alacrity the crew tied us up to the door-post,

and prepared to go into winter quarters.

This did not suit us at all, and

“The harmless storm being ended,”

we ruthlessly broke away from our haven of refuge, and safely arrived

at Alsu.

_Friday, May_ 19.—An ominous stillness and repose at 3 o’clock this

morning sent me forth to see why the windlass was not being manned. A

thing like a big grey bat flapping about, proved, on inspection, to be

that rascal the Lord High Admiral Satarah. He said he could not start,

as the hired coolies from Kunis had been so terrified by the horrors of

yesterday that they had departed in the night, sacrificing their pay

rather than run any more risks with such daredevils as the mem-sahib

and me. This was vexatious and entirely unexpected, as I had never

before known a coolie to bolt before pay-day. Sabz Ali and Satarah were

promptly despatched on a pressgang foray, while I put to sea with the

first-lieutenant to show that I meant business. A crew was found in a

surprisingly short time, and a frenzied dart was made for the mouth of

the Jhelum.

All day we poled round the shore of the lake, over flooded fields where

the mustard had spread its cloth of gold a short week ago, over the

very hedges we had scrambled through when duck-shooting in April, until

in the evening we entered the river just below Sumbal.

The towing-path was almost, in many places quite, under water, and the

whole country looked most forlorn and melancholy as the sun went down—a

pale yellow ball in a pale yellow haze.

_Sunday, May_ 21.—All yesterday we towed up the river against a current

which ran swift and strong.

The passage of the bridge at Surahal gave us some trouble, as the

flooded river brought our upper works within a narrow distance of the

highest point of the span, but we finally scraped through with the loss

of a portion of the railing which decorated our upper deck.

The strain of towing was severe, so, when a brisk squall and

threatening thunder-shower overtook us at the mouth of the Sind River,

we decided to tie up there for the night.

This morning we started at four o’clock, but only reached our berth at

Srinagar at two, having spent no less than six hours in forcing the

boats by pole and rope for the last three miles through the town! An

incredible amount of panting, pushing, yelling, and hauling, with

frantic invocations to “Jampaws” and other saints, was required to

enable us to crawl inch by inch against the racing water which met us

in the narrow canal below the Palace.

All’s well that ends well, and here we are once more in Srinagar, after

a trip which has been really delightful, albeit the weather latterly

has not been by any means all that could have been desired, and we have

slain no bears![2]

[2] Can it be that Bernier was right? “Il ne s’y trouve ni serpens, ni

tigres, ni ours, ni lions, si ce n’est très rarement.”—_Voyage de

Kachemire_.

CHAPTER IX

SRINAGAR AGAIN

We have spent the last three weeks or so quietly in Srinagar, our boats

forming links in the long chain that, during the “season,” extends for

miles along both banks of the river. A large contingent of amphibians

dwells in the canal leading to the Dal gates, and the Chenar Bagh,

sacred to the bachelor, shows not a spare inch along its shady length.

Not being either professional globe-trotters or Athenians, we have not

felt obliged to be perpetually in high-strung pursuit of some new

thing; and to the seeker after mild and modest enjoyment there is much

to be said in favour of a sojourn at Srinagar.

Polo, gymkhanas, lawn-tennis, picnics, and golf are everyday

occurrences, followed by a rendezvous at the club, where every one

congregates for a smoke and chat, until the sun goes down behind the

poplars, and the swift shikaras come darting over the stream like

water-beetles to carry off the sahibs to their boats, to dress, dine,

and reassemble for “bridge,” or perhaps a dance at Nedou’s Hotel, or at

that most hospitable hub of Srinagar, the Residency.

Polo is, naturally, practically restricted to the man who brings up his

ponies from the Punjab, but golf is for all, and the nine-hole course,

although flat, is not stale, and need not be unprofitable, unless you

are fallen upon—as I was—by two stalwart Sappers, sons of Canada and

potent wielders of the cleek, who gave me enough to do to keep my

rupees in my pocket and the honour of the mother country upheld!

On May 26th we took shikara and paddled across the Dal Lake to see

something of the Mohammedan festival, consisting in a pilgrimage to the

Mosque of Hasrat Bal, where a hair of the prophet’s beard is the

special object of adoration.

As we neared the goal the plot thickened. Hundreds of boats—from

enormous doungas containing the noisy inhabitants of, I should suppose,

a whole village, down to the tiniest shikara, whose passenger was

perched with careful balance to retain a margin of safety to his two

inches of freeboard—converged upon the crowded bank, above which rose

the mosque.

How can I best attempt to describe the din, the crush, the light, the

colour? Was it like Henley? Well, perhaps it might be considered as a

mad, fantastic Henley. Replace the fair ladies and the startling

“blazers” with veiled houris and their lords clad in all colours of the

rainbow; for one immortal “Squash” put hundreds of “squashes,” all

playing upon weird instruments, or singing in “a singular minor key”;

let the smell of outlandish cookery be wafted to you from the “family”

boats and from the bivouacs on the shore; let a constant uproar fall

upon your ears as when the Hall defeats Third Trinity by half a length;

and, finally, for the flat banks of Father Thames and the trim lawns of

Phyllis Court, you must substitute the Nasim Bagh crowned with its huge

chenars, and Mahadco looking down upon you from his thirteen thousand

feet of precipice and snow.

Half-an-hour of this kaleidoscopic whirl of gaiety satisfied us. The

sun, in spite of an awning, was a little trying, so we sought the quiet

and shade of the Nasim Bagh for lunch and repose.

Returning towards Srinagar about sundown, we stopped to visit the

ancient Mosque of Hassanabad, which stands on a narrow inlet or creek

of the Dal Lake, shaded by chenars and willows in all their fresh

spring green. A little lawn of softest turf slopes up gently to the

ruined mosque, of which a portion of an apse and vaulted dome alone

stand sentinel over its fallen greatness. Around lie the tombs of

princes, whose bones have mouldered for eight hundred years under the

irises, which wave their green sabres crowned with royal purple in the

whispering twilight.

Near by, the mud and timber walls of a ziarat stand, softly brown,

supporting a deeply overhanging, grass-grown roof, blazing with scarlet

tulips. Through its very centre, and as though supporting it, pierces

the gnarled trunk of a walnut tree, reminding one of Ygdrasil, the

Upholder of the Universe.

_May_ 27.—What an improvement it would be if a house-dounga could be

fitted with torpedo netting! Jane finds herself in the most

embarrassing situations, while dressing in the morning, from the

unwelcome pertinacity of the merchants who swarm up the river in the

early hours from their lairs, and lay themselves alongside the helpless

house-boats.

By 10 A.M. we have to repel boarders in all directions. Mr. Sami Joo is

endeavouring to sell boots from the bow, while Guffar Ali is pressing

embroidery on our acceptance from the stern. Ali Jan is in a boat full

of carved-wood rubbish on the starboard side, while Samad Shah,

Sabhana, and half-a-dozen other robbers line the river bank opposite

our port windows and clamour for custom. A powerful garden-hose of

considerable calibre might be useful, but for the present I have given

Sabz Ali orders to rig out long poles, which will prevent the enemy

from so easily getting to close quarters.

_June_ 17.—It is quite curious that it should be so difficult to find

time to keep up this journal. Mark Twain, in that best of burlesques,

_The Innocents Abroad_ affirms, if I remember rightly, that you could

not condemn your worst enemy to greater suffering than to bind him down

to keep an accurate diary for a year.

It is the inexorable necessity for writing day by day one’s impressions

that becomes so trying; and yet it must be done daily if it is to be

done at all, for the only virtue I can attain to in writing is truth;

and impressions from memory, like sketches from memory, are of no value

from the hand of any but a master.

The time set apart for diary-writing is the hour which properly

intervenes between chota hasri and the announcement of my bath; but,

somehow, there never seems to be very much time. Either the early tea

is late or bath is early, or a shikar expedition, with a grass slipper

in pursuit of flies, takes up the precious moments, and so the business

of the day gets all behindhand.

The fly question is becoming serious. Personally, I do not consider

that fleas, mosquitoes, or any other recognised insect pests

(excepting, perhaps, harvest bugs) are so utterly unendurable as the

“little, busy, thirsty fly.” It seems odd, too, as he neither stings

nor bites, that he should be so objectionable; but his tickly method of

walking over your nose or down your neck, and the exasperating

pertinacity with which he refuses to take “no” for an answer when you

flick him delicately with a handkerchief, but “cuts” and comes again,

maddens you until you rise, bloody-minded in your wrath, and, seizing

the nearest sledgehammer, fall upon the brute as he sits twiddling his

legs in a sunny patch on the table, then lo—

“Unwounded from the dreadful close “—

he frisks cheerfully away, leaving you to gather up cursefully the

fragments of the china bowl your wife bought yesterday in the bazaar!

How he manages to congregate in his legions in this ship is a mystery.

Every window is guarded by “meat safe” blinds of wire gauze; the doors

are, normally, kept shut; and yet, after one has swept round like an

irate whirlwind with a grass slipper, and slain or desperately wounded

every visible fly in the cabin, and at last sat down again to pant and

paint, hoping for surcease from annoyance, not five minutes pass before

one, two, nay, a round dozen of the miscreants are gaily licking the

moisture off the cobalt (may they die in agony!), or trying to swim

across the glass of water, or playing hop-scotch on the nape of my

neck.

From what mysterious lair or hidden orifice they come I know not, but

here they are in profusion until another massacre of the innocents is

decreed.

It is a sound thing to go round one’s sleeping-cabin at night before

“turning in,” and make a bag of all that can be found “dreaming the

happy hours away” on the bulkheads and ceiling. It sends us to bed in

the virtuous frame of mind of the Village Blacksmith—

“Something attempted, something done,

Has earned a night’s repose”

There are other microbes besides flies in Kashmir which are

exasperating—coolies, for instance.

I had engaged men through Chattar Singh (the State Transport factotum

at Srinagar) to take us up the river, and decreed that we should start

at 4 A.M. yesterday.

We had been to an _al fresco_ gathering at the Residency the night

before, and so were rather sleepy in the early morning, and I did not

wake at four o’clock. At six we had not got far on our way, and at ten

we were but level with Pandrettan, barely three miles from Srinagar as

the crow (that model of rectilinear volition) flies.

I was busy painting all the forenoon, and failed to note the sluggish

steps of our coolies, but in the afternoon it was borne in upon us that

if we wanted to reach Avantipura that night, as we had arranged, a

little acceleration was necessary.

Then the trouble began. The coolies were bone-lazy, the admiral and

first-lieutenant were sulky, and the weather was stuffy and threatened

thunder—the conditions were altogether detrimental to placidity of

temper.

By sunset we had the shikari, the kitchen-maid, and the sweeper on the

tow-rope, and even the great and good Sabz Ali was seen to bear a hand

in poling. Much recrimination now ensued between Sabz Ali and the

Admiral, and the whole crowd made the air resound with Kashmiri

“language,” every one, apparently, abusing everybody else, and making

very nasty remarks about their lady ancestors.

At 10 P.M. I got four more coolies from a village, apparently chiefly

inhabited by dogs, who deeply resented our proximity, and at 2 o’clock

this morning we reached the haven where we would be—Avantipura.

This morning I discharged the Srinagar coolies and took a fresh lot,

who pull better and talk less.

How differently things may be put and yet the truth retained. Yesterday

we reclined at our ease in our cosy floating cottage, towed up the

lovely river by a picturesque crew of bronze Kashmiris, the swish of

the passing water only broken by their melodious voices. The brilliancy

of the morning gave way in the afternoon to a soft haze which fell over

the snowy ranges, mellowing their clear tones to a soft and pearly

grey, while the reflections of the big chenars which graced the river

bank deepened us the afternoon shadows lengthened and spread over the

wide landscape. Towards evening we strolled along the river bank

plucking the ripe mulberries, and idly watching the terns and

kingfishers busily seeking their suppers over the glassy water; and at

night we sat on deck while the moon rose higher in the quiet sky, and

the dark river banks assumed a clearer ebony as she rose above the

lofty fringe of trees, until the towing-path lay a track of pure silver

reaching away to the dim belt of woodland which shrouded Avantipura.

That is a perfectly accurate description of the day, and so is this:—

It was very hot—and there is nothing hid from the heat of the sun on

board a wooden house-dounga. The flies, too, were unusually malevolent,

and I could scarcely paint, and my wife could hardly read by reason of

their unwelcome attentions.

The coolies were a poor lot and a slack, and as the day grew stuffier

and sultrier so did their efforts on the tow-path become “small by

degrees and beautifully less.”

That irrepressible bird—the old cock—refused to consider himself as

under arrest in his hen-coop, and insisted upon crowing about fifteen

times a minute with that fidgeting irregularity which seems peculiar to

certain unpleasant sounds, and which retains the ear fixed in nervous

tension for the next explosion of defiance or pride, or whatever evil

impulse it is which causes a cock to crow.

Driven overboard by the cock, and a feeling that exercise would be

beneficial, we landed in the afternoon, and plodded along the bank for

some miles. The innumerable mulberry trees are loaded with ripe fruit,

the ground below being literally black with fallen berries. We ate

some, and pronounced them to be but mawkish things.

After dinner we sat on deck, as the lamp smelt too strongly to let us

enjoy ourselves in the cabin, and the coolies on the bank and the

people in our boat and those in the cook-boat engaged in a triangular

duel of words, until the last few grains of my patience ran through the

glass, and I spake with _my_ tongue.

There is certainly some curious quality in the air of this country

which affects the nerves: maybe it is the elevation at which one

lives—certain it is that many people complain of unwonted irritability

and susceptibility to petty annoyances. And, while travelling in

Kashmir is easy and comfortable enough along beaten tracks, yet the

petty worries connected with all matters of transport and supply are

incessant, and become much more serious if one cannot speak or

understand Hindustani.

It takes some little time for the Western mind to grasp the fact that

the Kashmiri cannot and must not be treated on the “man and brothel”

principle.

He is by nature a slave, and his brain is in many respects the

undeveloped brain of a child; in certain ways, however, his outward

childishness conceals the subtlety of the Heathen Chinee.

He has in no degree come to comprehend the dignity of labour any more

than a Poplar pauper comprehends it, but fortunately his Guardians,

while granting certain advantages in his tenure of land and payment of

rent, have bound him, in return, to work for a fair payment, when

required to do so by his Government, as exercised by the local

Tehsildhar.

The demand made upon a village for coolies is not, therefore, an

arbitrary and high-handed system of bullying, but simply a call upon

the villages to fulfil their obligation towards the State by doing a

fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay of from four to six annas.

I do not, of course, propose to entangle myself in the working of the

Land Settlement, which is most fully and admirably explained in

Lawrence’s _Valley of Kashmir_.

The coolie, drawn from his native village reluctant, like a periwinkle

from its shell, is never a good starter, and when he finds himself at

the end of a tow-rope or bowed beneath half a hundredweight of the

sahib’s trinkets, with a three-thousand-feet pass to attain in front of

him, he is extremely apt to burst into tears—idle tears—or be overcome

by a fit of that fell disease—“the lurgies.” Lest my reader should not

be acquainted with this illness, at least under that name, here is the

diagnosis of the lurgies as given by a very ordinary seaman to the

ship’s doctor.

“Well, sir, I eats well, and I sleeps well; but when I’ve got a job of

work to do—Lor’ bless you, sir! I breaks out all over of a tremble!”

CHAPTER X

THE LIDAR VALLEY

We were glad enough to leave Srinagar, as that place has been

undoubtedly trying lately, being extremely hot and relaxing. The river,

which had been up to the fourteen-foot level, as shown on the gate

ports at the entrance to the Sunt-i-kul Canal, had fallen to 9-1/2

feet, and the mud, exposed both on its banks and in the fields and

flats which had been flooded, must have given out unwholesome

exhalations, of which the riverine population, the dwellers in

house-boats and doungas, got the full benefit.

Jane has certainly been anything but well lately, and I confess to a

certain feeling best described as “slack and livery.”

We had not intended to remain nearly so long in Srinagar, but the

continuity of the chain of entertainments proved too firm to break, and

dances and dinners, bridge and golf, kept us bound from day to day,

until the _fête_ at the Residency on the 15th practically brought the

Srinagar season to a close, and broke up the line of house-boats that

had been moored along both banks of the river.

We had arranged to start with a party of three other boats up the

river, visiting Atchibal with our friends, and then going up the Lidar

Valley, while they retraced their way to Srinagar.

The most popular bachelor in Kashmir was appointed commodore, and

deputed to set the pace and arrange rendezvous. He began by sending on

his big house-boat, dragged by many coolies, to Pampur, a distance of

some ten miles by water, and, following himself on horseback by road,

instituted a sort of “Devil take the hindmost” race, for which we were

not prepared.

On reaching Pampur we heard that the “Baltic Fleet” had sailed for

Avantipura, so we followed on; but, alas! having made a forced march to

this latter place, we found that Rodjestvenski Phelps had again escaped

us and “gone before.”

We consigned him and the elusive “chota resident,” who was in command

of the rest of the party, to perdition, and decided to pursue the even

tenor of our way to the Lidar Valley.

The upper reaches of the Jhelum tire not wildly or excitingly lovely.

The narrowed waters, like sweet Thames, run softly between quiet

British banks, willow veiled. The wide level flats of the lower river

give place to low sloping hills or “karewas,” which fall in terraced

undulations from the foothills of the higher ranges which close in the

eastern extremity of the Kashmir Valley.

It was well into the evening, and the sun had just set, throwing a

glorious rosy flush over the snows which surround the Lidar Valley,

when we came to the picturesque bridge which crosses the stream at

Bejbehara.

The scene here was charming—a grand festa or religious tamasha being

toward; the whole river was swarming with boats—great doungas, with

their festive crews yelling a monotonous chant, paddled uproariously

by. Light shikaras darted in and out, making up for want of volume in

their song by the piercing shrillness of their utterances. The banks

and bridge teemed with swarming life, and all Kashmir seemed to have

contributed its noisiest members to the revel.

Beyond the bridge we could see through the gathering dusk many

house-boats of the sahibs clustering under a group of magnificent

chenars, over whose dark masses the moon was just rising, full orbed.

The piers of the bridge seemed to be set in foliage, large willows

having grown up from their bases, giving a most curious effect. We

marked with some apprehension the swiftness of the oily current which

came swirling round the piers, and soon we found ourselves stuck fast

about half-way under the bridge, apparently unable to force our boat

another inch against the stream which boiled past. An appalling uproar

was caused by the coolies and the unemployed upon the bridge, who all,

as usual, gave unlimited advice to every one else as to the proper

management of affairs under the existing circumstances, but did nothing

whatever in support of their theories. The situation was becoming quite

interesting, and the “mem-sahib” and I, sitting on the roof of our

boat, were speculating as to what would happen next when the Gordian

knot was cut by the unexpected energy and courage of the

first-lieutenant, who boldly slapped an argumentative coolie in the

face, while the admiral dashed promiscuously into the shikara,

and—yelling “Hard-a-starboard!—Full speed ahead!—Sit on the

safety—valve!”—boldly shot into an overhanging mulberry tree, wherein

our tow-rope was much entangled. The rope was cleared, the crew poled

like fury, the coolies hauled for all they were worth, every one yelled

himself hoarse, and we forged ahead. We crashed under the mulberry

tree, which swept us from stem to stern, nearly carrying the hen-coop

overboard; while Jane and I lay flat under a perfect hail of squashy

black fruit which covered the upper deck.

We went on shore for a moonlight stroll after dinner. The place was

like a glorified English park; chenars of the first magnitude, taking

the place of oaks, rose from the short crisp turf, while a band of

stately poplars stood sentry on the river bank. Through blackest shadow

and over patches of moonlit sward we rambled till we came upon the

ruins of a temple, of which little was left but a crumbled heap of

masonry in the middle of a rectangular grassy hollow which had

evidently been a tank, small detached mounds, showing where the piers

of a little bridge had stood, giving access to the building from the

bank. An avenue of chenars led straight to the bridge, showing either

the antiquity of the trees or the comparatively modern date of the

temple.

_June 19_.—Yesterday afternoon we left Bejbehara, and went on to

Kanbal, the port of Islamabad. A hot and sultry day, oppressive and

enervating to all but the flies, which were remarkably energetic and

lively. The river below Islamabad is quite narrow, and hemmed in

between high mudbanks.

Here we found the “Baltic Fleet,” but, knowing that our fugitive

friends must have already reached Atchibal, we held to our intention of

going up the Lidar.

Having tied up to a remarkably smelly bank, which was just lofty enough

to screen our heated brows from any wandering breeze, we landed to

explore. A hot walk of a mile or so along a dusty, poplar-lined road

brought us to the town of Islamabad, which, however, concealed its

beauties most effectually in a mass of foliage. Although it ranks as

the second town in Kashmir, it can hardly be said to be more than a big

village, even allowing for its 9000 inhabitants, its picturesque

springs, and its boast of having been once upon a time the capital of

the valley. The first hundred yards of “city,” consisting of a

highly-seasoned bazaar paved with the accumulated filth of ages, was

enough to satisfy our thirst for sight-seeing, and after a visit to the

post-office we trudged back through a most oppressive grey haze to the

boat. Crowds of the _élite_ of the neighbourhood were hastening into

Islamabad, where the “tamasha,” which we came upon at Bejbehara, is to

be continued to-morrow.

We had a good deal of difficulty in getting transport for our

expedition, as the Assistant Resident and his party had, apparently,

cleared the place of available ponies and coolies. An appeal to the

Tehsildhar was no use, as that dignitary had gone to Atchibal in the

Court train. However, a little pressure applied to Lassoo, the local

livery stablekeeper, produced eight baggage ponies and a good-looking

cream-coloured steed, with man’s saddle, for my wife.

The syce, a jovial-looking little flat-faced fellow, was a native of

Ladakh.

We made a fairly early start, getting off about six, and, having

skirted the town and passed the neat little Zenana Mission Hospital, we

had a pretty but uneventful march of some six miles to Bawan, where,

under a big chenar, we halted for the greater part of the day.

Here let me point out that life is but a series of neglected

opportunities. We were within a couple of miles of Martand, the

principal temple in Kashmir, and we did not go to see it! I blush as I

write this, knowing that hereafter no well-conducted globe-trotter will

own to my acquaintance, and, indeed, the case requires explanation.

Well, then, it was excessively hot; we were both in bad condition, and

I had ten miles more to march, so we decided to visit Martand on our

way down the valley. Alas! we came this way no more.

Little knowing how much we were missing, we sat contented in the shade

while the hot hours went by, merely strolling down to visit a sacred

tank full of cool green water and swarming with holy carp, which

scrambled in a solid mass for bits of the chupatty which Jane threw to

them.

A clear stream gushed out of a bank overhung by a tangle of wild

plants. To the left was a weird figure of the presiding deity, painted

red, and frankly hideous.

We were truly sorry to feel obliged, at four o’clock, to leave Bawan

with its massy trees and abundance of clear running water, and step out

into the heat and glare of the afternoon.

I found it a trying march. The road led along a fairly good track among

rice-fields, whence the sloping sun glinted its maddening reflection,

but here and there clumps of walnuts—the fruit just at the pickling

stage—cast a broad cool shadow, in which one lingered to pant and mop a

heated brow e’er plunging out again into the grievous white sunlight.

The cavalcade was increased during the afternoon by the addition to our

numbers of a dog—a distinctly ugly, red-haired native sort of dog,

commonly called a pi-dog. He appeared, full of business—from nowhere in

particular—and his business appeared to be to go to Eshmakam with us.

As we neared that place the road began to rise through the loveliest

woodland scenery—white roses everywhere in great bushes of foamy white,

and in climbing wreaths that drooped from the higher trees, wild indigo

in purple patches reminding one not a little of heather. Above the

still unseen village a big ziarat or monastery shone yellow in the

sinking sunlight, and overhead rose a rugged grey wall of strangely

pinnacled crags, outliers of the Wardwan, showing dusky blue in the

clear-cut shadows, and rose grey where the low sun caught with dying

glory the projecting peaks and bastions.

In a sort of orchard of walnut trees, on short, clean, green grass, we

pitched our tents, and right glad was I to sit in a comfortable

Roorkhee chair and admire the preparations for dinner after a stiff

day, albeit we only “made good” some sixteen miles at most.

_June_ 20.—A brilliant morning saw us off for Pahlgam, along a road

which was simply a glorified garden. Roses white and roses pink in wild

profusion, jasmin both white and yellow, wild indigo, a tall and very

handsome spiraea, forget-me-not, a tiny sort of Michaelmas daisy, wild

strawberry, and honeysuckle, among many a (to me unknown) blossom,

clothed the hillside or drooped over the bank of the clear stream, by

whose flower-spangled margin lay our path, where, as in Milton’s

description of Eden,

“Each beauteous flower,

Iris all hues, roses, and jessamine

Reared high their flourished heads.”

Soon the valley narrowed, and closer on our left roared the Lidar,

foaming over its boulders in wild haste to find peace and tranquil flow

in the broad bosom of Jhelum.

The road became somewhat hilly, and at one steep zigzag the nerves of

Jane failed her slightly and she dismounted, rightly judging that a

false step on the part of the cream-coloured courser would be followed

by a hurried descent into the Lidar. I explained to her that I would

certainly do what I could for her with a dredge in the Wular when I

came down, but she preferred, she said, not to put me to any

inconvenience in the matter. We were asked to subscribe, a few days

later, at Pahlgam to provide the postman with a new pony, his late

lamented “Tattoo” having been startled by a flash of lightning at that

very spot, and having paid for the error with his life.

A halt was called for lunch under a blue pine, where we quickly

discovered how paltry its shade is in comparison with the generous

screen cast by a chenar; scarcely has the heated traveller picked out a

seemingly umbrageous spot to recline upon when, lo! a flickering shaft

of sunlight, broken into an irritating dazzle by a quivering bunch of

pine needles, strikes him in the eye, and he sets to work to crawl

vainly around in search of a better screen.

Nothing approaches the great circle of solid coolness thrown by a big

chenar. The walnut does its best, and comes in a good second. Pines

(especially blue ones) are, as I remarked before, unsatisfactory.

But if the pine is not all that can be wished as a shade-producer, he

is in all his varieties a beautiful object to look upon. First, I

think, in point of magnificence towers the Himalayan spruce, rearing

his gaunt shaft,

“Like the mast of some tall ammiral,”

from the shelving steeps that overhang the torrents, and piercing high

into the blue. In living majesty he shares the honours with the deodar,

but he is merely good to look upon; his timber is useless and in his

decay his fallen and lightning-blasted remains lie rotting on these

wild hills, while the precious trunks of the deodar and the excelsa are

laboriously collected, and floated and dragged to the lower valleys,

producing much good money to Sir Amar Singh and the best of building

timber to the purchaser.

The road towards Pahlgam is a charming woodland walk, where the wild

strawberries, still hardly out of flower, grow thick amidst a tangle of

chestnut, yew, wild cherry, and flowering shrubs. Overhead and to the

right the rocky steeps rise abruptly until they culminate in the crags

of Kohinar, and on the left the snow-fed Lidar roars “through the

cloven ravine in cataract after cataract.”

About four miles from Pahlgam, on turning a corner of the gorge, a

splendid view bursts upon the wayfarer. The great twin brethren of

Kolahoi come suddenly into sight, where they stand blocking the head of

the valley, their double peaks shining with everlasting snow.

It needed all the beauty of the scene to make me forget that the

thirteen miles from Eshmakam were long and hot, and that I was woefully

out of condition, and we rejoiced to see the gleam of tents amid the

pine-wood which constitutes the camping-ground of Pahlgam.

We sat peacefully on the thyme and clover-covered maiden, amongst a

herd of happily browsing cattle, until our tents were up and the

irritating but needful bustle of arrival was over, and the tea-table

spread.

Pahlgam stands some 2000 feet above Srinagar, and although it is not

supposed to be bracing, yet to us, jaded votaries of fashion in stuffy

Srinagar, the fresh, clear, pine-scented air was purely delightful, and

a couple of days saw us “like kidlings blythe and merry”—that is to

say, as much so as a couple of sedate middle-aged people could

reasonably be expected to appear. The camping-ground is in a wood of

blue pines, which, extending from the steeper uplands, covers much of

the leveller valley, and abuts with woody promontories on the flowery

strath which borders the river. Here some dozen or so of visitors had

already selected little clearings, and the flicker of white tents, the

squealing of ponies, and the jabber of native servants banished all

ideas of loneliness.

About half a mile below the camping-ground is the bungalow of Colonel

Ward, clear of the wood and with Kolahoi just showing over the green

shoulder which hides him from Pahlgam. I was fortunate enough to find

the Colonel before he left for Datchgam to meet the Residency party,

and to get, through his kindness, certain information which I wanted

about the birds of Kashmir.

An enthusiast in natural history, Colonel Ward has given himself with

heart-whole devotion for many years to the study of the beasts and

birds of Kashmir, and he is practically the one and only authority on

the subject.

We were very anxious to cross the high pass above Lidarwat over into

the Sind Valley, having arranged to meet the Smithsons at Gangabal on

their way back from Tilail. Knowing that Colonel Ward would be posted

as to the state of the snow, I had written to him from Srinagar for

information. His reply, which I got at Islamabad, was not encouraging,

nor was his opinion altered now. The pass might be possible, but was

certainly not advisable for ladies at present.

_Friday, June 23_.—We were detained here at Pahlgam until about one

o’clock to-day, as Colonel Ward, as well as two minor potentates, had

marched yesterday, employing every available coolie. The fifteen whom I

required were sent back to me by the Colonel, and turned up about noon,

so, after lunch, we set forth.

Camels are usually unwilling starters. I knew one who never could be

induced to do his duty until a fire had been lit under him as a gentle

stimulant. He lived in Suakin, and existence was one long grievance to

him, but no other animal with which I am acquainted approaches a

Pahlgam coolie in _vis inertiâ_.

Whether a too copious lunch had rendered my men torpid, or whether the

attractions of their happy homes drew them, I know not, but after the

loads (and these not heavy) had been, after much wrangling, bound upon

their backs, and they had limped along for a few hundred yards or so,

one fell sick, or said he was sick, and, peacefully squatting on a

convenient stone, refused to budge.

We were still close to some of the scattered huts of Pahlgam, so an

authority, in the shape of a lumbadhar or chowkidar, or some such, came

to our help, and promptly collected for us an elderly gentleman who was

tending his flocks and herds in the vicinity. Doubtless it was

provoking, when he was looking forward to a comfortable afternoon tea

in the bosom of his family, after a hard day’s work of doing nothing,

to be called upon to carry a nasty angular yakdan for seven miles along

a distinctly uneven road; but was he therefore justified in blubbering

like a baby, and behaving like an ape being led to execution?

The first half-mile was dreadful. At every couple of hundred yards the

coolies would sit down in a bunch, groaning and crying, and nothing

less than a push or a thump would induce them to move. We felt like

slave-drivers, and indeed Sabz Ali and the shikari behaved as such,

although their prods and objurgations were not so hurtful as they

appeared, being somewhat after the fashion of the tale told by an

idiot,

“Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

Presently we became so much irritated by the ceaseless row that we

decided to sit down and read and sketch by the roadside, in order to

let the whole mournful train pass out of sight and earshot.

Now, I wish to maintain in all seriousness that I am not a Legree, and

that, although I by no means hold the “man and brother” theory, yet I

am perfectly prepared to respect the _droits de l’homme_.

This may appear a statement inconsistent with my acknowledgment that I

permitted coolies to be beaten—the beating being no more than a

technical “assault,” and never a “thrashing!”—but my contention is that

when you have to deal with people of so low an organisation that they

can only be reached by elementary arguments, they must be treated

absolutely as children, and judiciously whacked as such.

No Kashmiri without the impulsion of _force majeure_ would ever do any

work—no logical argument will enable him to see ultimate good in

immediate irksomeness.

It is very difficult for the Western mind to give the Kashmiri credit

for any virtues, his failings being so conspicuous and repellent; for

not only is he an outrageous coward, but he feels no shame in admitting

his cowardice. He is a most accomplished thief, and the truth is not in

him. He and his are much fouler than Neapolitan lazzaroni, and his

morals—well, let us give the Kashmiri his due, and turn to his virtues.

He is, on the whole, cheerful and lively, devoted to children, and kind

to animals.[1]

[1] This is incorrect, the European Residents having frequently

attempted, but hitherto vainly, to induce the native authorities to

curb Kashmiri cruelty.

Here is a story which is fairly characteristic of the charming

Kashmiri.

During the floods which nearly ruined Kashmir in 1901, a village near a

certain colonel’s bungalow was in danger of losing all its crops and

half its houses, the neighbouring river being in spate. My friend, on

going to see if anything could be done, found the water rising, and the

adult male inhabitants of the village lying upon the ground, and

beating their heads and hands upon it in woebegone impotence.

He walked about upon their stomachs a little to invigorate them, and,

sending forthwith for a gang of coolies from an adjacent village which

lay a little higher, he set the whole crowd to work to divert part of

the stream by means of driftwood and damming, and was, in the end, able

to save the houses and a good part of the crops.

When the hired coolies came to be paid for their labour, the villagers

also put in a claim for wages, and were desperately vexed at my

friend’s refusal to grant it, complaining bitterly of having had to

work hard for nothing!

You will find a good description of the Kashmiri in _All’s Well that

Ends Well:_—

_Parolles_. He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister…. He professes

not keeping of oaths, in breaking them, he is stronger than Hercules.

He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were

a fool: drunkenness is his best virtue; … he has everything that an

honest man should not have; what an honest man should have, he has

nothing.

He excels his brother for a coward, yet his brother is reputed one of

the best that is: in a retreat he outruns any lackey; marry, in coming

on he has the cramp.

We had not long sat sketching and basking in the genial glow of a

summer afternoon among the mountains, when it began to be borne in upon

us that the weather was going to change, and that the usual

thunderstorm was meditating a descent upon us. Black clouds came

boiling up over the mountain peaks, and the too familiar grumble of

distant thunder sent us hurrying along the lovely ravine, through which

the path leads to Aru. Only a seven miles’ journey, but ere we had gone

half-way the storm broke, and a thick veil of sweeping rain fell

between us and the surrounding mountains.

Presently we found a serious solution of continuity in the track,

which, after leading us along a precarious ledge by the side of the

river, finished abruptly; sheared clean off by a recent landslip.

We were very wet, but the river looked wetter still, and it boiled

round the rocky point, where the road should have been but was not, in

a distinctly disagreeable manner.

However, Jane dismounting, I climbed upon the cream-coloured courser,

and proceeded to ford the gap. The water swirled well above the syce’s

knees, but the noble steed picked his way with the greatest

circumspection over and among the submerged boulders, till, after

splashing through some hundred yards of water, he deposited me, not

much wetter than before, on the continuation of the high-road, whence I

had the satisfaction of watching Jane go through the same performance.

Hoping against hope that the coolies, by a little haste, might have got

the tents pitched before the storm came on, we plodded on, until, wet

to the very skin, we slopped into Aru, to behold a draggled party

squatting round a central floppy heap in a wet field, which, as we

gazed, slowly upreared itself into a drooping tent.

In dear old England this sort of experience would have spelt shocking

colds, and probably rheumatism for life, but here—well, we crawled into

our tent and found it, thanks to a couple of waterproof sheets spread

on the ground, surprisingly dry. A change of clothes, a good dinner,

produced under the most unfavourable circumstances from a wretched

little cooking-tent, and a fire burning goodness knows how, in the

open, showed the world to be quite a nice place after all.

After dinner a great camp-fire was lit in front of our tent, the rain

cleared off, and I sat smoking with much content, while all our soaking

garments were festooned on branches round the blaze, and Jane and I

turned them like roasting joints, at intervals, until the steam rose

like incense towards the stars.

The coolies, too, had quite got over their homesickness, and were

extraordinarily cheerful, their incessant jabber falling as a lullaby

on our ears as we dropped off to sleep.

_Saturday, June_ 24.—We got away in good time for our short eight-mile

march to Lidarwat. The coolies went off gaily—the day was warm and

brilliant, and the views down the valley towards Pahlgam superb.

We had camped on the low ground at Aru, just across the bridge, but

about half a mile on, and upon a grassy plateau there is an ideal

camping-ground facing down the Lidar Valley, towards the peaks which

rise behind Pahlgam. Want of water is the only drawback to this spot,

but if mussiks are carried, water can easily be brought from a small

nullah towards Lidarwat.

Tearing ourselves away from this spot, and turning our backs upon one

of the most gorgeous views in Kashmir, we plunged into a beautiful

wood. Maidenhair and many another fern grew in masses among the great

roots which twined like snakes over the rocky slopes. Far below, with

muffled roar, the unseen river tore its downward way.

By-and-by, the path emerging from the wood shelved along a green

hillside, where bracken and golden spurge clothed the little hollows,

while wild wall-flower, Jacob’s Ladder, and a large purple cranes-bill

brightened the slopes where happy cattle, but lately released from

their winter’s imprisonment, were feeding greedily on the young green

grass.

I fancy the cattle have a remarkably poor time here in winter. Hay is

not made, and very little winter forage seems to be collected. As the

snows fall lower on the hills, the flocks and herds are driven down to

the low ground, where they drag through the dark days as best they can,

on maize-stalks and such like.

I noticed early in May the water buffaloes just turned out to graze in

the Lolab, and more weakly, melancholy collections of skin—and—bone I

have seldom seen.

Now, however, up high in every sunny grassy valley, the Gujars may be

found camping with their flocks—cattle, ponies, buffaloes, and goats,

working upwards hard on the track of the receding snow, where the

primula and the gentian star the spring turf.

A series of grassy uplands brought us close to Lidarwat, when a sharp

shower, arriving unexpectedly from nowhere in particular, sent us to

eat our lunch under the shelter of some fairly waterproof trees in the

company of a herd of water buffaloes of especially evil aspect.

One hoary brute in particular, with enormous horns and pale blue eyes,

made me think of the legend concerning the origin of the buffalo.

When the Almighty was hard at work creating the animals, the devil came

and looked on until he became filled with emulation, and begged the

Deity to let him try his hand at creation. So the Almighty agreed,

asking him what beast he would prefer to make, and he said, “A cow.” So

he went away and created a water buffalo, which so disgusted the

Creator that the devil was not permitted to make any more experiments.

As soon as the rain held up and the thunder had rolled off up the

valley, we packed the tiffin basket, had one more drink from an icy

spring, and left the shelter of the friendly trees, followed by the

glares of all the buffaloes, who appear to have a decided antipathy to

the “sahib logue.”

We soon came to Lidarwat, passing several tents there, pitched by the

edge of a green lawn, and sheltered by a deep belt of trees. Crossing

to the right bank of the river by the usual rickety bridge, we

continued our way, as the farther up the glen we get to-night, the less

shall we leave for to-morrow, when we intend to visit the Kolahoi

Glacier.

The cream-coloured courser nearly wrecked my Kashmir holiday at this

point, owing to the silly dislike of white folk which he possesses in

common with the buffaloes. As I was incautiously handing Jane her

beloved parasol, he whisked round and let out at me, and I was only

saved from a nasty kick by my closeness to the beast, whose hock made

such an impression upon my thigh as to cause me to go a bit short for a

while.

We camped in rather a moist-looking place, where the wood begins to

show signs of finishing, and the slopes fall steep and bare to the

river.

A rather rank and weedy undergrowth was not inviting, and was strongly

suggestive of dampness and rheumatism. It was fairly chilly, too, at

night, as our camp was some 11,000 feet above the sea, and the little

breezes that came sighing through the pines were straight from the

snow.

_Sunday, June 25_.—A most glorious morning saw us start early for an

expedition to the Kolahoi Glacier. The sombre ravine in which we were

camped amid the pines lay still in a mysterious blue haze, but the sun

had already caught the snow-streaked mountain-tops to our left, and

gilded their rugged sides with a swiftly descending mantle of warmth

and light.

A very fine waterfall came tumbling down a wooded chasm on our right,

and as fine waterfalls are scarce in Kashmir we stopped for some time

to admire it duly.

The track now led out into a wide and treeless valley, flanked by

snow-crowned mountains, and we pushed on merrily until we arrived at

the brink of a rascally torrent, which gave us some trouble to ford,

being both exceeding swift and fairly deep. Luckily, it was greedy,

and, not content with one channel, had spread itself out into four or

five branches, and thus so squandered itself that Jane on her pony and

I on coolie-back accomplished the passage without mishap. For some

miles we held on along an easy path which curved to the right along the

right bank of the river, which was spanned in many places by great snow

bridges, often hundreds of yards in width. We lunched sitting on the

trunk of a dead birch which had been carried by the snow down from its

eyrie, and then left, a melancholy skeleton, bleaching on the slowly

melting avalanche. Some two miles farther on we could see the end of

the Kolahoi Glacier, its grey and rock-strewn snout standing abrupt

above the white slopes of snow.

Behind rose the fine peak of Harbagwan, in as yet undisputed splendour,

Kolahoi being still hidden behind the cliffs which towered on our

right.

Distances seem short in this brilliant air, but we walked for a long

while over the short turf, flushing crimson with primulas and golden

with small buttercups, and then over snowy hillocks, before we reached

the solid ice of the great glacier.

It was so completely covered with fragments of grey rock that Jane

could hardly he persuaded that it really was an ice slope that we were

scrambling up with such difficulty, until a peep into a cold mysterious

cleft convinced her that she was really and truly standing upon 200

feet of solid ice.

The sight that now burst upon us was one to be remembered. Kolahoi

towered ethereal—a sunlit wedge of sheer rock some six thousand feet

above us—into the crystal air. From his feet the white frozen billows

of the great glacier rolled, a glistering sea, to where we, atoms in

the enormous loneliness, stood breathless in admiration. Around the

head of the wide amphitheatre wherein we stood rose a circle of stately

peaks, their bases flanged with rocky buttresses, dark amid the long

sweeps of radiant snow, their shattered peaks reared high into the very

heavens. A great silence reigned. There was no wind with us, and yet,

even as we watched, a white cloud flitted past the virgin peak of

Kolahoi—ghostly, intangible; and immediately, even as vultures assemble

suddenly, no one knows whence, so did the clouds appear, surging over

the gleaming shoulders of the mountain ridges, and up and round the

grim precipices. We turned and hurried down the face of the glacier,

and made for camp, as we knew from much experience that a thunderstorm

was inevitable.

Over the beds of dirty snow, down by the side of the new-born torrent,

which leaped full-grown to life from the womb of a green cavern below

the glacier; over patches of pulpy turf just freed from its wintry

bondage, and already carpeted with masses of rose-coloured primulas, we

hastened, keeping to the left bank of the stream, in order to avoid the

torrent which had so troubled us in the morning, which we knew would be

deeper in the afternoon owing to the melting of the snows in the

sunshine.

We had got but a bare half of our journey done when the storm burst,

and in a very short time we were reduced to the recklessness which

comes of being as wet as you can possibly be.

“The thunder bellows far from snow to snow

(Home, Rose and Home, Provence and La Palie),

And loud and louder roars the flood below.

Heigho! But soon in shelter we shall be

(Home, Rose and Home, Provence and La Palie).”

Crossing the river on a big snow-bridge below the point where our old

enemy came thundering down the mountain-side, we tramped gaily through

mud and mire and over slippery rocks until we were gladdened by the

sight of our camp, dripping away peacefully in the midst of the weeping

forest.

The rain, as usual, ceased in the evening. A great camp-fire was lit,

and the neighbouring buffaloes of Gujar-Kote having kindly supplied us

with milk, we dined wisely and well and dropped off to sleep, lulled by

the roaring of the Kolahoi River, which raced through the darkness

close by.

_Tuesday, June 27_.—Being still hopeful of achieving the pass over into

the Sind, we struck camp early yesterday and marched down to Lidarwat,

only to find that the party which we knew had camped there with a view

to crossing, had given up the idea and retreated down the valley; so I

sent a swift messenger to countermand the three days’ supply of

“rassad” which I had ordered from Pahlgam for my men, and we marched on

to Aru. Upon the spur which overlooks Aru we found Dr. Neve encamped,

and proceeded to discuss the possibility of crossing into the Sind

Valley _viâ_ Sekwas, Khem Sar, and Koolan. The Doctor, who is an

enterprising mountaineer, was himself about to cross, but he did not

encourage Jane to go and do likewise, as he said it would be very

difficult owing to the late spring, and would probably entail a good

deal of work with ropes and ice-axes.

This absolutely decided us, our valour being greatly tempered by

discretion, and we camped quietly at Aru, and came on into Pahlgam this

forenoon. The river, for some reason best known to itself, was so low

that we got dry-shod past the corner which had worried us so much on

the way up.

CHAPTER XI

GANGABAL

Friday, _June_ 30.—The last few days have been somewhat uneventful. We

left Pahlgam at early dawn on Wednesday, just as the first

lemon-coloured light was spreading in the east over the pine-serrated

heights above the camp.

The rapids below Colonel Ward’s bungalow, which had been fierce and

swollen as we passed them on our upward way, were now reduced to

roaring after the subdued fashion of the sucking dove; so we hardly

paused to contemplate either them or the big boulder, red-stained and

holy, at Ganesbal, but hastened on to the point where, just before

turning a high bluff which shuts him from sight for the last time, we

got the view of Kolahoi, with the newly-risen sun glowing on his upper

slopes. An hour flew by much too fast, and it was with great reluctance

that we finally turned our back on the finest part of the Lidar Valley,

and sadly resumed our march to Sellar, crossing the river and following

a rather hot and dull road. Sellar itself is not nearly as pretty as

Eshmakam, and we grew rather tired of it by evening, as we arrived soon

after one o’clock, and found little to do or see.

Yesterday we left Sellar and marched to Bejbehara, the hottest and

dullest march I know of in Kashmir. A shadeless road slopes gently down

across the plains to the river. All along this road we overtook parties

of coolies laden with creels of silk cocoons, whose destination is the

big silk factory at Srinagar, small clouds of hot red dust rising into

the still air, knocked up by the shuffling tread of their grass-shod

feet.

In the fields, dry and burnt to our eyes after the green valleys,

squatted the reapers, snipping the sparse ears, apparently one by one,

with sickles like penknives. They seemed to get the work done somehow,

as little sheafs laid in rows bore witness; but the patience of Job

must have been upon them!

The chenars of Bejbehara threw a most welcome shade from the noonday

sun, which was striking down with evil force as we panted across the

steamy rice-fields which surround them.

Hither we came at noon, only to find that our boats were not awaiting

us as we had directed. A messenger bearing bitter words was promptly

despatched to root the lazy scoundrels out from Islamabad, while Jane

and I camped out beneath a huge tree and lunched, worked, and sketched

until four o’clock, when the Admiral brought the fleet in and fondly

deemed his day’s work done.

This was by no means our view of the case, and the usual trouble

began—“No coolies”—“Very late”—“Plenty tired,” &c. &c.

Of course Satarah was defeated, and was soon to be seen sulkily poling

away in the stern-sheets, while his son-in-law still more sulkily

paddled in the bow.

We made about eight or ten miles, having a swift current under us,

before a strong squall came up the valley, making the old ark slue

about prodigiously, and inducing us to tie up for the night.

This morning we slipped down stream to Srinagar, only halting for a

short while to obtain some of the native bread for which Pampur is

celebrated.

The river seemed exceedingly hot and stuffy after the lovely air which

we have been breathing lately, and we quite determined that the sooner

we get out of the valley the better for our pleasure, if not for our

health.

We have been greatly exercised as to how best dispose of the time until

September, for, during the months of July and August, the heat in the

valley is very considerable, and every one seeks the higher summer

retreats. The Smithsons suggested an expedition to Leh, which would,

undoubtedly, have been a most interesting trip, but which would in no

wise have spared us in the matter of heat. Had we started about this

time for Leh we should have reached our destination towards the end of

July, and would therefore have found ourselves setting out again across

an arid and extremely hot country on the return journey somewhere about

the middle of August.

The game did not seem to be worth the candle, and the Smithsons

themselves shied at the idea when it was borne in upon them that there

would be little or no shooting to be done _en route_.

The alternatives seemed to lie between Gulmarg, where most of the

beauty and fashion of Kashmir disports itself during the hot weather,

Sonamarg, and Pahlgam.

Sonamarg, from description, seemed likely to be quiet, not to say dull,

as a residence for two months. One cannot live by scenery alone, and

even the loveliest may become _toujours pâté de l’anguille._

Pahlgam suffered in our eyes from the same failing, and our thoughts

turned to Gulmarg. Here, however, a difficulty arose. It is a

notoriously wet place. We heard horrid tales of golf enthusiasts

playing in waders, and of revellers half drowned while returning from

dinners in neighbouring tents.

We thought of rooms in Nedou’s Hotel, but our memories of this hostelry

in Srinagar were not altogether sweet, and we did not in the least

hanker after a second edition; moreover, every available room had been

engaged long ago, and it was extremely doubtful, to say the least of

it, if the good Mr. Nedou could do anything for us. The prospect of a

two-month sojourn in a wet tent wherein no fire could ever be lighted,

and in which Jane pictured her frocks and smart hats lying in their

boxes all crumpled and shorn of their dainty freshness, was far from

enticing!

Tent existence, when one lives the simple life far from the madding

crowd, clad in puttoo and shooting-boots, or grass shoes, is

delightful; but tent life in the midst of a round of society

functions—golf, polo, with their attendant teas and dinners—was not to

be thought of without grave misgiving.

Sorely perplexed, and almost at our wits’ end, the Gordian knot was cut

by our being offered a small hut which had been occupied by a clerk in

the State employ, now absent, and which the Resident most kindly placed

at our disposal for a merely nominal rent. Needless to say we

gratefully accepted the offer, in spite of the assurance that the hut

was of very minute dimensions.

_Sunday, July_ 2.—Yesterday we toiled hard in the heat to get

everything in train for a move to Gulmarg. Subhana, that excellent

tailor and embroiderer, arranged to have all our heavy luggage sent up

to meet us on the 10th, and from him, too, we arranged for the hire of

such furniture as we might require, for we knew that the hut was bare

as the cupboard of nursery fame.

This morning we set off down the river to keep tryst with the Smithsons

at Gangabal, where we hope to meet them about the 5th on their way back

from Tilail. The usual struggle with the crew resulted, also as usual,

in our favour, and we got right through to Gunderbal at the mouth of

the Sind River, where we now lie amid a flotilla of boats whose

occupiers have fled away from the sultriness and smelliness of Srinagar

in search of the cool currents, both of air and water, which are

popularly supposed to flow down the Sind.

As Jane and I returned from a visit to the post-office along a

sweltering path among the rice-fields, from which warm waves of air

rose steaming into the sunset, we failed to observe the celebrated and

superior coolness of Gunderbal’

_Thursday, July_ 6.—The lumbadhar of Gunderbal, in spite of his

magnificent name, is a rascal of the deepest dye. He put much water in

our milk, to the furious disgust of Sabz Ali, and he failed to provide

the coolies I had ordered; I therefore reported him to Chattar Singh,

and sent my messengers forth, like another Lars Porsena, to catch

coolies.

This was early on Tuesday morning, and a sufficient number of ponies

and coolies having been got together by 5.30, we started.

I may here note that, owing to a confusion between _Gunderbal_ (the

port, so to speak, of the Sind Valley, and route to Leh and Thibet) and

_Gangabal_, a lake lying some 12,000 feet above the sea behind Haramok,

our arrangement to meet the Smithsons at Gangabal was altered by a

letter from them announcing their imminent arrival at Gunderbal! This

was perturbing, but as the mistake was not ours, we decided not to

allow ourselves to be baulked of a trip for which we had surrendered an

expedition to Shisha Nag, beyond Pahlgam.

The lower part of the Sind Valley is in nowise interesting; the way was

both tedious and hot, and we rejoiced greatly when, having crossed the

Sind River, we found a lovely spring and halted for tiffin. After an

hour’s rest we followed the main road a little farther, and then,

passing the mouth of the Chittagul Nullah, turned up the Wangat Valley.

The scenery became finer, and the last hour’s march along a steep

mountain-side, with the Wangat River far below on our right, was a

great improvement on what we had left behind us.

The little village of Wangat, perched upon a steep spur above the

river, was woefully deficient of anything like a good camping-ground.

We finally selected a small bare rice patch, which, though extremely

“knubbly,” had the merits of being almost level, moderately remote from

the village and its smells, and quite close to a perfect spring.

Yesterday we achieved a really early start, leaving Wangat at 4.15, the

path being weirdly illuminated by extempore torches made of pine-wood

which the shikari had prepared. A moderately level march of some three

miles brought us to the ruined temples of Vernag and the beginning of

our work, for here the path, turning sharply to the left, led us

inexorably up the almost precipitous face of the mountain by means of

short zigzags.

It was a stiff pull. The sun was now peering triumphantly over the

hills on the far side of the valley, and the path was (an extraordinary

thing in Kashmir) excessively dusty. Up and on we panted, Jane partly

supported by having the bight of the shikari’s puggaree round her waist

while he towed her by the ends.

There was no relaxation of the steep gradient, no water, and no shade,

and the height to be surmounted was 4000 feet.

If the longest lane has a turning, so the highest hill has a top, and

we came at last to the blissful point where the path deigned to assume

an approach to the horizontal, and led us to the most delightful spring

in Kashmir! The water, ice-cold and clear, gushes out of a crevice in

the rock, and with the joy of wandering Israelites we threw ourselves

on the ground, basked in the glorious mountain air, and shouted for the

tiffin basket.

Only the faithful “Yellow Bag” was forthcoming, the tiffin coolie being

still “hull down,” and from its varied contents we extracted the only

edibles, apricots and rock cakes.

Never have we enjoyed any meal more than that somewhat light breakfast,

washed down by water which was a pure joy to drink.

Alas! There were but two rock cakes apiece! Another half-hour’s

clamber, along a pretty rough track, brought us to a point whence we

looked down a long green slope to our destination, Tronkol—a few Gujar

huts, indistinct amidst a clump of very ancient birch-trees, standing

out as a sort of oasis among the bare and boulder-strewn slopes.

The view was superb. To the right, the mountain-side fell steeply to

where, in the depths of the Wangat Nullah, a tiny white thread marked

the river foaming 4000 feet below, and beyond rose a jagged range of

spires and pinnacles, snow lying white at the bases of the dark

precipices. “These are the savage wilds” which bar the route from the

Wangat into Tilail and the Upper Sind.

Over Tronkol, bare uplands, rising wave above wave, shut out the view

of Gangabal and the track over into the Erin Nullah and down to

Bandipur.

On our left towered the bastions of Haramok, his snow-crowned head

rising grimly into the clear blue sky.

We pitched our camp at Tronkol about two o’clock, on a green level some

little way beyond the Gujar huts, and just above a stream which picked

its riotous way along a bed of enormous boulders, sheltered to a

certain extent by a fringe of hoary birches.

We had never beheld such great birches as these, many of them, alas!

mere skeletons of former grandeur, whose whitening limbs speak

eloquently of a hundred years of ceaseless struggle with storm and

tempest.

I saw no young ones springing up to replace these dying warriors. The

Gujars and their buffaloes probably prevent any youthful green thing

from growing. It seems a pity.

Towards evening we observed baggage ponies approaching, and at the

sight we felt aggrieved; for, in our colossal selfishness, we fancied

that Tronkol was ours, and ours alone. A small tent was pitched, and

presently to our surly eyes appeared a lonely lady, who proceeded

solemnly to play Patience in front of it while her dinner was being got

ready.

A visit of ceremony, and an invitation to share our “irishystoo” and

camp-fire, brought Mrs. Locock across, and we made the acquaintance of

a lady well known for her prowess as a shikari throughout Kashmir—

“There hunted ‘she’ the walrus, the narwal, and the seal.

Ah! ’twas a noble game,

And, like the lightning’s flame;

Flew our harpoons of steel”

I cannot resist the quotation, but I do not really think Mrs. Locock

hunts walruses in Kashmir, and I know she doesn’t use a harpoon. No

matter, she proved a cheery and delightful companion, and we entirely

forgave her for coming to Tronkol and poaching on our preserves.

We were extremely amused at the surprise she expressed at Jane’s feat

in climbing from Wangat. Evidently Jane’s reputation is not that of a

bullock-workman in Srinagar!

This morning we all three went to see Lake Gangabal. An easy path leads

over some three or four miles of rolling down to our destination, which

is one of a whole chain of lakes—or rather tarns—which lie under the

northern slopes of Haramok.

We came first upon a small piece of water, lying blue and still in the

morning sun, and from which a noisy stream poured forth its glacier

water. This we had a good deal of trouble in crossing, the ladies being

borne on the broad backs of coolies, in attitudes more quaint than

graceful. A second and deeper stream being safely forded, we climbed a

low ridge to find Gangabad stretched before us—a smooth plane of

turquoise blue and pale icy green, beneath the dark ramparts of

Haramok, whose “eagle-baffling” crags and glittering glaciers rose six

thousand sheer feet above. In the foreground the earth, still brown,

and only just released from its long winter covering of snow, bore

masses of small golden ranunculus and rose-hued primulas.

An extraordinary sense of silence and solitude filled one—no birds or

beasts were visible, and only the tinkle of tiny rills running down to

the lake, and the distant clamour of the infant river, broke, or rather

accentuated, the loneliness of the scene.

We had brought breakfast with us, and after eating it we made haste to

recross the two rivers, because, troublesome as they were to ford in

the morning, they would certainly grow worse with every hour of

ice-melting sunshine.

Once more on the camp side, however, we strolled along in leisurely

mood, staying to lunch on top of the ridge overlooking Tronkol. I left

the ladies then to find their leisurely way back among the flowery

hollows, and made for a peak overlooking the head of the Chittagul

Nullah. A sharp climb up broken rocks and over snow slopes brought me

to the top, a point some 13,500 feet above the sea. In front of me

Haramok, seamed with snow-filled gullies, still towered far above;

immediately below, the saddle—brown, bare earth, snow-streaked—divided

the Chittagul Nullah from Tronkol. Far away down the valley the Sind

River gleamed like a silver thread in the afternoon light, and beyond,

the Wular lay a pale haze in the distance.

To the northward rose the fantastic range of peaks that overhang the

Wangat gorge, and almost below my feet, at a depth of some 1500 feet,

lay a sombre lakelet, steely dark and still, in the shadow of the ridge

upon which I sat.

The sun was going down fast into a fleecy bed of clouds, amid which I

knew that Nanga Parbat lay swathed from sight. To see that mountain

monarch had been the chief object of my climb, so, recognising that the

sight of him was a hope deferred, I made haste to scramble down to the

tarn below, stopping here and there to fill my pith hat with wild

rhubarb, and to pick or admire the new and always fascinating wild

flowers as I passed. Large-flowered, white anemones; tiny gentian, with

vivid small blue blossoms; loose-flowered, purple primulas, and many

strange and novel blossoms starred the grassy patches, or filled the

rocky crevices with abundant beauty.

By the lake side the moisture-loving, rose-coloured primula reappeared

in masses, and as I followed down its outgoing stream towards the camp,

I waded through a tangle of columbine, white and blue; a great purple

salvia, arnica, and a profusion of varied flowers in rampant bloom.

_Saturday, July_ 8.—An early start homewards yesterday, in the cold

dawn, rewarded us by the sight of the first beams of the rising sun

lighting up the threefold head of Haramok with an unspeakable glory, as

we crossed the open boulder-strewn uplands, before descending into the

nullah, which lay below us still wrapped in a mysterious purple haze.

The downward zigzags, with their uncompromising steepness, proved

almost as tiring as the ascent had been, and we were more than ready

for breakfast by the time we reached the ruined temples of Vernag.

These temples, built probably about the beginning of the eighth

century, are, like all the others which I have seen in Kashmir, small,

and somewhat uninteresting, except to the archaeologist. They consist,

invariably, of a “cella” containing the object of veneration, the

lingam, surmounted by a high-pitched conical stone roof. In structure

they show apparently signs of Greek influence in the doorways, and the

triangular pediments above them. Phallic worship would seem to have

been always confined to these temples, with ophiolatry—the nagas or

water-snake deities being accommodated in sacred tanks, in the midst of

which the early Kashmir temples were usually placed.

Any one who wishes to study the temple architecture of Kashmir cannot

do better than read Fergusson’s _Indian Architecture_, wherein he will

find all the information he wants.

To the ordinary “man in the street” the ancient buildings of Kashmir do

not appeal, either by their aesthetic value or by the dignity of size.

Martand, the greatest, and probably the finest, both in point of

grandeur and of situation, I regret to say, I did not see; but the

temples at Bhanyar, Pandrettan, and Wangat resemble one another closely

in design and general insignificance. The position of the Wangat ruins,

embosomed in the wild tangle

“Of a steep wilderness, whose airy sides

With thicket overgrown, grotesque and wild,

Access denied; and overhead up grew

Insuperable height of loftiest shade,

Cedar, and pine, and fir,”

and seated at the base of a solemn circle of mountains, gives the group

of tottering shrines a picturesqueness and importance which I cannot

concede that they would otherwise have had.

I do not remember ever to have seen it noted that all buildings which

are impressive by the mere majesty of size are to be found in plains

and not in mountainous countries. This is probably due to two causes.

The one being the denser population of the fat plains, whereby a

greater concourse of builders and of worshippers would be sustained,

and the other being the—probably unconscious—instinct which debarred

the architect from attempting to vie with nature in the mountains and

impel him to work out his most majestic designs amid wide and level

horizons.

The fact remains, whatever may be the cause, that architecture has

never been advanced much beyond the mere domestic in very mountainous

regions, with the exception of the mediaeval strongholds, which formed

the nucleus of every town or village, where a _point d’appui_ was

required against invasion, for the protection of the community.

Breakfast, followed by a prowl among the ruins and a short space for

sketching, gave the sun time to pour his beams with quite unpleasant

insistence into the confined fold in the hills, where we began to gasp

until the ladies mounted their ponies, and we took our way down the

valley, crossing the river below Wangat, and keeping along the left

bank to Vernaboug, where we camped, the only incident of any importance

being the sad loss of Jane’s field-glasses, which, carried by her syce

in a boot-bag, were dropped in a stream by that idiot while crossing,

he having lost his footing in a pool, and, clutching wildly at the

pony’s reins, let go the precious binoculars.

This morning we were up betimes, Mrs. Locock having ordained a bear

“honk”! This was, to me, a new departure in shikar, and truly it was

amusing to see the shikari, bursting with importance, mustering the

forty half-naked coolies whom he had collected to beat. A couple of men

with tom-toms slung round their necks completed the party, which

marched in straggling procession out of the village at dawn.

A mile of easy walking brought us to the rough jungly cliffs, seamed

with transverse nullahs, narrow and steep, which bordered the river.

Here we were placed in passes, with great caution and mystery, by the

shikari and his chief-of-the-staff—the “oldest inhabitant” of

Vernaboug; and here we sat in the morning stillness until a distant

clamour and the faint beating of tom-toms afar off made us sit up more

warily, and watch eagerly for the expected bear.

The yells increase, and the tom-toms, vigorously banged, seem

calculated to fuss any self-respecting bear into fits. We watch a

narrow space between two bushes some dozen yards away, and see that the

Mannlicher across our knees and the smooth-bore, ball loaded in the

right and chokeless barrel, lie handy for instant use.

Hidden in the dense jungle, some hundred yards below, sits Mrs. Locock

on the matted top of a hazel, while Jane, chittering with suppressed

excitement, crouches a few paces behind me.

The beaters approach, and pandemonium reigns. A few scared birds dart

past, but no bear comes; and when the first brown body shows among the

brushwood we shout to stop the uproar, and all move on to another beat.

Four “honks” produced nothing, so far as I was concerned; but a

bear—according to her shikari—passed close by Mrs. Locock, so thickly

screened by jungle that she couldn’t see it. This may be so, but

Kashmir shikaris have remarkably vivid imaginations.

After a delightful morning to all parties concerned—for we were much

amused, the coolies were adequately paid, and the bear wasn’t

worried—we returned to breakfast, and then marched fifteen hot miles

into Gunderbal, where we found the Smithsons, with whom we dined. They

have been in Gurais and the Tilail district ever since they left

Srinagar on the 24th April, and have had an adventurous and difficult

time, with plenty of snow and torrents and avalanches, but somewhat

poor sport.

This is not according to one’s preconceived ideas of shikar in Kashmir,

as they went into a nullah which no sahib had penetrated for five

years; they had the best shikari in Kashmir (he said it, and he ought

to know); they worked very hard, and their bag consisted of one or two

moderate ibex and a red bear.

_Tuesday, July_ 11.—On Sunday morning the combined fleet sailed for

Palhallan. The Smithsons had a “matted dounga,” and she “walked away”

from our heavier ark down the winding Sind at a great pace. We reached

Shadipur at 11 A.M., but the Smithsons had “gone before,” so, crossing

the Jhelum, we made after them in hot pursuit, and reached them and

Palhallan at sunset.

A narrow canal, bordered by low swampy marshland, allowed us to get

within a mile of the village and tie up among the shallows, whereupon

the mosquitoes gathered from far and near, and fell upon us.

The final packing, effected amid a hungry crowd of little piping

fiends, was a veritable nightmare, and yesterday morning we rescued our

mangled remains from the enemy, and, having paid off our boats,

hurriedly clambered on to the ponies which had come—late, as usual—from

Palhallan to convey what was left by the mosquitoes to Gulmarg.

The unfortunate Jane—always a popular person—is especially so with

insects; and if there is a flea or a mosquito anywhere within range it

immediately rushes to her.

She paid dearly for her fatal gift of attractiveness at Palhallan—her

eyes, usually so keen, being what is vulgarly termed “bunged up,” and

every vulnerable spot in like piteous plight!

We quitted Palhallan as the Lot family quitted Sodom and Gomorrah, but

with no lingering tendency to look backward; we cast our eyes unto the

hills, and kicked the best pace we could out of our “tattoos,” halting

for breakfast soon after crossing the hot, white road which runs from

Baramula to Srinagar.

As we left the steamy valley and wound up a rapidly ascending path

among the lower fringes and outliers of the forest our spirits rose,

and by the time we had clambered up the last stiff pull and emerged

from the darkly-wooded track into the little clearing, where perches

the village of Babamarishi, we were positively cheerful.

Once more the air was fresh and buoyant, the spring water was cool and

“delicate to drink,” and from our tents we could look out over the

valley lying dim in a yellow heat-haze far below.

Babamarishi is a picturesquely-grouped collection of the usual

rickety-looking wooden huts, no dirtier, but perhaps noisier than

usual, owing to the presence of a very holy ziarat much frequented by

loudly conversational devotees. We spent the crisp, warm afternoon

peacefully stretched on the sloping sward in front of our tents, and

making the acquaintance of the only good thing that came out of

Palhallan—a charming quartette of young geese which Sabz Ali had bought

and brought.

These delightful birds evinced the most perfect friendliness and

confidence in us, and we became greatly attached to them. They and the

fowls seemed excellent travellers, and after a long day’s march would

come up smiling, like the jackdaw of Rheims, “not a penny the worse.”

This morning we had but a short and easy march from Babamarishi to

Gulmarg, along a good road, through a fine forest of silver fir.

CHAPTER XII

GULMARG

Somehow one’s preconceived ideas of a place are almost always quite

wrong, and so Gulmarg seemed quite different from what I had expected.

It seemed all twisted the wrong way, and was really quite unlike the

place which my imagination had evolved.

Turning through a narrow gap, we found ourselves facing a wide, green,

undulating valley completely surrounded by dense fir forest. Beyond, to

the left, rose the sloping bulk of Apharwat, one of the range of the

Pir Panjal; while to the right low, wooded hillocks bounded the valley

and fell, on their outward flanks, to the Kashmir plain.

Immediately in front of us a small village or bazaar swarmed with

native life, and sloped down to a stream which wound through the

hollows.

All round the edge of the forest a continuous ring of wooden huts and

white tents showed that the “sahib” on holiday intent had marked

Gulmarg for his own.

As we rode through the bazaar the view expanded. Apharwat showed all

his somewhat disappointing face; his upper slopes, streaked with dirty

snow, looked remarkably dingy when contrasted with the dazzling white

clouds which went sailing past his uninteresting summit. The absence of

all variety in form or light and shade, and the dull lines of his

foreshortened front, made it hard to realise that he stood some five

thousand feet above us.

Near the centre of the marg, on a small hill, was a large wooden

building surrounded by many satellite huts and tents: this we rightly

guessed to be Nedou’s Hotel. Below, on a spur, was the little church,

and to the right, in the hollow, the club-house faced the level

polo-ground.

A winding stream, which we subsequently found to be perfectly

ubiquitous, and an insatiable devourer of errant golf-balls, ran

deviously through the valley, which seemed to be rather over a mile

long, and almost equally wide.

The Smithsons rode away vaguely in search of a camping-ground; while

we, having found out where our hut was, turned back and climbed a knoll

behind the bazaar, and found ourselves in front of our future home, a

very plain and roughly-built rectangular wooden hut, containing a small

square room opening upon a verandah, and having a bedroom and bathroom

on each side.

Such was our palace, and we were well satisfied with it.

The cook-house and servants’ quarters were in a hut close by, and I

could summon my retainers or chide them for undue chatter from my

bedroom window—a serviceable short cut for the dinner, too, in wet and

stormy weather!

Life at Gulmarg is extremely apt to degenerate into the “trivial round”

of the golf links varied by polo, or polo varied by golf, with

occasional gymkhanas and picnics. There are, doubtless, many delightful

excursions to be made, but upon the whole it seems difficult to break

far beyond the “Circular Road,” a fairly level and well-kept

bridle-path, which for eight beautiful miles winds through the pine

forest, giving marvellous glimpses of snowy peaks and sunlit valleys.

The “Circular Road” is always fine, whether seen after rain, when, far

below in the Ferozepore Nullah, the

“Swimming vapour slopes athwart the glen,

Puts forth an arm, and creeps from pine to pine,”

or when in the evening sunlight the whole broad Valley of Kashmir lies

glowing at our feet, ringed afar by the ethereal mountains whose pale

snows stand faint in the golden light, until beneath the yellowing sky

the clouds turn rosy, and from their midst Haramok and Kolahoi raise

their proud heads towards the earliest star.

The expedition to the top of Apharwat is, in my opinion, hardly worth

making, but then I was not very lucky in the weather. Major Cardew,

R.F.A., and I arranged to do the climb together, and duly started one

excessively damp and foggy morning towards the middle of July.

Taking our ponies, we scrambled up a rough path through the forest to

Killanmarg, a boulder-strewn slope, some half a mile wide, which lies

between the upper edge of the forest and the final slopes of the

mountain.

Sending our ponies home, we set about the ascent of the 3500 feet that

remained between us and our goal. The whole hillside was a perfect wild

garden. Columbines, potentillas—yellow, bronze, and crimson—primulas,

anemones, gentian, arnica, and quantities of unknown blossoms gave us

ample excuse for lingering panting in the rarefied air, as we struggled

through brushwood first, and then over loose rocks and finally slopes

of shelving snow, before we found ourselves on the crest of the

mountain, shivering slightly in the raw, foggy air.

Our view was narrowed down to the bleak slopes of rock and snow that

immediately surrounded us, for our hope that we should get above the

cloud belt was not fulfilled, and beyond a dismal tarn, lying just

below us, in whose black waters forlorn little bergs of rotten snow

floated, and a very much circumscribed view of dull tops swathed in

flying mist, we saw nothing.

Had the sky been clear, I am told that the view would have been

magnificent, but I should think probably no better than that from

Killanmarg, as it is a mistake to suppose that a high, or at least too

high, elevation “lends enchantment.” As a rule the view is finer when

seen half-way up a lofty mountain than that obtained from the summit.

We did not stay long upon the top of Apharwat discussing the best point

of view, because Cardew sagaciously remarked that if it grew much

thicker he wouldn’t be answerable for finding the way down, and as I

have a holy horror of rambling about strange (and possibly precipitous)

mountains in a fog, we set about retracing our own footsteps in the

snow until we regained the ridge we had come up by.

A remarkably wet couple we were when we presented ourselves at our

respective front doors, just in time for a “rub down” before lunch!

The golf at Gulmarg is very good, the 18-hole course being exceedingly

sporting, and tricky enough to defeat the very elect. Jane and I had

conveyed our clubs out to Kashmir, knowing that they were likely to

prove useful. I had also taken the precaution to pack up a box or two

of balls, but I found my labour all in vain, as “Haskells” and

“Kemshall-Arlingtons” were supplied by the club at precisely the same

price as in England—viz., 1 r. 8 an., or two shillings.

New clubs are also cheap and in plenty, but repairs to old favourites

are not always satisfactory. My pet driver, having been damaged, was

very evilly treated by the native craftsman, who bound up its wounds

with large screws!

The mountains of Kashmir have been a constant joy to us. Varying with

every change of light and shade, custom cannot stale their infinite

variety; but as yet I had not seen the great monarch of Chilas, Nanga

Parbat.

In July and early August he is rarely visible from Gulmarg, owing to

the haziness of the atmosphere. One clear morning, however, towards the

end of July, after a night of rain and storm, I was strolling along the

Circular Road when, lo! far away in the north-west, soaring ethereal

above the blue ranges that overlook Gurais, above the cloud-banks

floating beyond their summits, the great mountain, unapproachable in

his glory, stood revealed.

The early morning sun struck full on his untrodden snows, making it

hard to realise that eighty-five miles of air separated me from that

clear-cut peak. Soon, very soon, a light cloud clung to his eastern

face, and within ten minutes the whole vision had faded into an

up-piled tower of seething clouds.

Later in the season, as the air grew clearer, Jane and I made almost

daily pilgrimages to the point, only a few minutes’ walk from our hut,

whence, framed by a foreground of columnar pines, Nanga Parbat could

generally be seen for a time in the morning.

_Tuesday, August_ 1.—Society in Gulmarg is particularly cheery, as

indeed might be expected where two or three hundred English men and

women are gathered together to amuse themselves and lay in a fresh

store of health and energy before returning to the routine of duty in

the plains.

There have been many picnics lately, the little glades or margs, which

are frequent in the forest slopes, being ideal places of rendezvous for

merrymakers on horse or foot. Picnics of all sorts and sizes, from the

little impromptu gatherings of half-a-dozen congenial young souls

(always an even number, please), who ride off into the romantic shades

to nibble biscuits and make tea, to the dainty repasts provided by a

hospitable lady, whose official hut overlooks the Ferozepore Nullah,

and who, in turn, overlooks her cook, to the great gratification of her

guests.

How small a thing will upset the best-laid plans of hospitality! It is

said that a most carefully planned picnic, where all the little tables,

set for two, were discreetly screened apart among the bushes, was

entirely ruined by a piratical damsel undertaking a cutting-out

expedition for the capture of the hostess’ best young man.

Our evenings are by no means dull. On many a starlit night has Jane

mounted the noble steed which, through the kindness of the Resident, we

have hired from the “State,” and ridden across the marg attended by her

slaves (her husband and the ancient shikari, to wit), to dine and play

bridge in some hospitable hut, or dance or see theatricals at Nedou’s

Hotel.

Last week we tore ourselves away from our daily golf, and joined the

Smithsons in a futile expedition to the foot of the Ferozepore Nullah

for bear. Three days we spent in vain endeavour to find “baloo,” and on

the fourth we wended our toilsome way up the hill again to Gulmarg.

_Monday, August_ 27.—There are drawbacks as well as advantages in being

perched, as it were, just above the bazaar. Its proximity enables our

good Sabz Ali to sally forth each morning and secure the earliest

consignment of “butter and eggs and a pound of cheese,” which has come

up from Srinagar, and select the best of the fruit and vegetables. It

affords also an interesting promenade for the geese, who solemnly march

down the main street daily for recreation and such stray articles of

food as may be found in the heterogeneous rubbish-heaps.

It possesses, however, a superabundance of pi-dogs, who gather together

on the slope in front of our hut in the watches of the night, and

serenade us to a maddening extent.

The natives, too, have a sinful habit of chattering and shouting at an

hour when all well-conducted persons should be steeped in their beauty

sleep.

A few nights ago this culminated in what Keats would have called a

“purple riot.” The sweeper and his friends were holding a meeting for

the purpose of conversation and the consumption of apple brandy.

Having fruitlessly sent the shikari to try and stop the insufferable

noise, I was fain to sally forth myself to investigate matters.

Then to a happy and light-hearted party seated chattering round a

blazing fire there came suddenly the unwelcome apparition of an

exceedingly irate sahib, in evening dress and pumps, brandishing a

khudstick.

A wild scurry, in which the bonfire was scattered, a few remarks in

forcible English, a whack which just missed the hindmost reveller, and

the place became a deserted village.

Next morning Sabz Ali came to me in a towering rage to report that the

sweeper—that unclean outcast—had dared to say most opprobrious things

to him, being inspired thereto by the devil and apple brandy. Nothing

less than the immediate execution of the culprit by hanging, drawing,

and quartering would satisfy the outraged feelings of our henchman.

I promised a yet severer punishment. I said I would “cut” the wretched

minion’s pay that month to the amount of a rupee. Vengeance was

satisfied, and the victim reduced to tears.

It is good to hear Jane—who for many years has been accustomed to

having her own way in all household matters—ordering breakfast.

“Well, Sabz Ali—what shall we have for breakfast to-morrow?”

“Jessa mem-sahib arder!”—with a friendly grin.

“Then I shall have kidneys.”’

“No kidney, mem-sahib! Kidney plenty money—two annas six pice ek. Oh,

plenty dear!”

“I’m tired of eggs. Is there any cold chicken you could grill?”

“Chota murghi one egg lay, mem-sahib, anda poach. Sahib, chicken grill

laike!”

“Oh, all right! But I thought of a mutton-chop for the major sahib.”

“Muttony stup” (mutton’s tough). “Sahib no laike!”

“Very well, that will do—a poached egg for me and grilled chicken for

the sahib.”

“No, mem-sahib—no ’nuf. Sahib plenty ’ungry—chicken grill, peechy

ramble-tamble egg!”

“Have it your own way. I daresay the major sahib _would_ like scrambled

eggs, and we’ll have coffee—not tea.”

“No, mem-sahib. No coffee—coffee finish!”

“Send the shikari down to the bazaar, then, for a tin of coffee from

Nusserwanjee.”

“Shikari saaf kuro lakri ke major sahib” (cleaning the golf-clubs).

“Tea breakfast, coffee kal” (to-morrow).

And, utterly routed on every point, Jane gives in gracefully, and makes

an excellent breakfast as prearranged by Sabz Ali!

The news is spread that there will be an exhibition of pictures held in

Srinagar in September. Every second person is a—more or

less—heaven-born artist out here, so there promises to be no lack of

exhibits. I dreamed a dream last night, and in my dream I was walking

along the bund and came upon an elderly gentleman laying Naples yellow

on a canvas with a trowel. The river was smooth and golden, and

reflected the sensuous golden tones of the sky. Trees arose from golden

puddles, half screening a ziarat which, upon the glowing canvas,

appeared remarkably like a village church. “How beautiful!” I cried,

“how gloriously oleographic!” and the painter, removing a brush from

his mouth, smiled, well pleased, and said, “I am a Leader among

Victorian artists and the public adores me!” and I left him vigorously

painting pot-boilers. Then in a damp dell among the willows of the Dal

I found a foreigner in spectacles, and the light upon his pictures was

the light that never was on sea or land; but through a silvery mist the

willows showed ghostly grey, and a shadowy group of classic nymphs were

ringed in the dance, and I cried “O Corot! lend me your spectacles. I

fain, like you, would see crude nature dimmed to a silvery perpetual

twilight.” And Corot replied: “Mon ami moi je ne vois jamais le soleil,

je me plonge toujours, dans les ombres bleuâtres et les rayons pâles de

l’aube.”

Then upward I fared till, treading the clear heights, I found one

frantically painting the peaks and pinnacles of the mountains in weird

stipples of alternate red and blue.

“Great heavens!” I exclaimed, “what disordered manner is this!”

The artist glanced swiftly at me, and said disdainfully: “I am a modern

of the moderns, and if you cannot see that mountains are like that, it

is your fault—not mine. Go back, you stand too close.”

And as I went back I looked over my shoulder, and, truly, the flaring

rose-colour had blended amicably with the blue, and I admitted that

perhaps Segantini was not so mad as he looked.

A little lower down a stout Scotchman painted a flowery valley. The

flowers were many and bright, but not so garish as they appeared to

him, and I hinted as much; but he scorned my criticism.

“Mon,” he shouted, “I painted the Three Graces, an’ they made me an

Academeesian. I painted a flowery glen in the Tyrol (dearie me, but

thae flowers cost me a fortune in blue paint), and it was coft for the

Chantry Bequest, and hoo daur _you_ talk to me?”

Then I departed hurriedly and came upon four men, two of them with long

beards, and all with unkempt hair, laboriously depicting a blue pine,

needle by needle, and every one in its proper place. I asked them if

theirs was not a very troublesome way of painting.

They looked at one another with earnest blue eyes, and remarked that

here was evidently a Philistine who knew not Cimabue and cared not a

jot for Giotto; and the first said: “Sir, methinks he who would climb

the golden stairs should do so step by step;” and the second said,

sadly: “We are but scapegoats, truly, being cast forth by the

vindictive Victorians of our day.”

The third murmured in somewhat broken English.

“Victoria Victrix,

Beata Beatrix,”

whereby I recognised him to be a poet, if not a painter.

But the fourth—an energetic-looking man with a somewhat arrogant

manner—said briskly: “Perchance the ass is right; these pine needles

are becoming monotonous, and I have seventeen million four hundred and

sixty-two thousand five hundred and eleven more to do. Beshrew me if I

do not take to pot-boiling!”

Down by the water-side a lady sat, sketching in water-colours for dear

life; around her lay a litter of half-finished works, scattered like

autumn leaves in Vallombrosa. I approached her, quite friendly, and

offered to gather them up for her—at least some of them, saying

soothingly, for I saw she was in a temper—

“Dear, dear, Clara, why, what _is_ the matter?”

“I am painting the Venice of the East,” she cried petulantly, “but for

the life of me I can’t see a campanile, and how can I possibly paint a

picture without a campanile?”

I understood that, of course, she couldn’t, so I stole away softly on

tip-toe, leaving her turning doungas into gondolas for all she was

worth.

A dark, dapper man, with an alert air and an eyeglass, sat near the

seventh bridge, writing. Beside him stood an easel and other

painting-gear. I asked him what he was doing, and he answered, with a

fine smile, “I am gently making enemies;” so, to turn the subject, I

picked up a large canvas, smeared over with invisible grey, like the

broadside of a modern battleship, and sprinkled here and there with

pale yellow blobs.

“What have we here, James?” I inquired cheerfully, and he, staying his

claw-like hand in mid-air, made reply—

“A chromatic in tones of sad colour, with golden accidentals—Kashmir

night-lights.”

“Ah! quite so,” I exclaimed; “but have I got it right side up?”

He looked at it doubtfully for a moment, then, pointing to a remarkable

butterfly (_Vanessa Sifflerius_) depicted in the corner, cried: “It’s

all right; you’ll never make a mistake if you keep this insect in the

_right bottom corner_. It is put there on purpose.”

Lastly, on an eminence I saw a man like an eagle, sitting facing full

the sun, and upon his glowing canvas was portrayed the heavens above

and the earth beneath and the waters under the earth, and behind him

sat one who patted him upon the back, and looked at intervals over his

shoulder at the glorious work, and then wrote in a book a eulogy

thereof; and I, too, came and looked over the painter’s shoulder, and I

muttered, with Oliver Wendell Holmes,

“The foreground golden dirt,

The sunshine painted with a squirt.”

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