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THE
THREE PERILS OF MAN:
_A BORDER ROMANCE_.
THE
THREE PERILS OF MAN;
OR,
War, Women, and Witchcraft.
_A BORDER ROMANCE._
BY JAMES HOGG,
AUTHOR OF "WINTER-EVENING TALES," "BROWNIE OF
BODSBECK," "QUEEN'S WAKE," _&c._ _&c._
IN THREE VOLUMES.
VOL. II.
Beshrew me if I dare open it.
FLETCHER.
LONDON:
LONGMAN, HURST, REES, ORME, AND BROWN,
PATERNOSTER-ROW.
1822.
JOHN MOIR, Printer, Edinburgh, 1822.
THE
THREE PERILS OF MAN.
CHAPTER I.
He was a base and a cruel knight,
As ever my two eyes did see;
And all that he did, and all that he said,
It was by the might of glamourye.
But yet his gear was o' the goude
As it waved and wampished in the wind;
And the coal-black steed he rode upon,
It was fleeter than the bonny hind.
_Ballad of Sir Colin Brand._
The distance from Melrose to the castle of Aikwood being only about nine
English miles, our party came in view of it before sun-set. It was one
of those dead calm winter evenings, not uncommon at that season, when
the slightest noise is heard at a distance, and the echoes are all
abroad.
As they drew near to the huge dark-looking pile, silence prevailed among
them more and more. All was so still that even that beautiful valley
seemed a waste. There was no hind whistling at the plough; no cattle
nor sheep grazing on the holms of Aikwood; no bustle of servants,
kinsmen, or their grooms, as at the castles of other knights. It seemed
as if the breath of the enchanter, or his eye, had been infectious, and
had withered all within its influence, whether of vegetable, animal, or
human life. The castle itself scarcely seemed to be the abode of man;
the massy gates were all locked; no porter was in attendance; and there
was only one small piping smoke issuing from one of the turrets.
"Gude faith! callans," said Charlie, "that's a douth and an awsome
looking bigging. I wish we were fairly in, and safely out again."
"Is that now to be my residence, Yardbire?" said the beautiful Delany.
"Will you go away, and leave Elias and me in that frightsome and
desolate looking mansion?"
"If the great Master gie us a civil answer," said Charlie, not well
wotting what to say,--"and desire to have you for his handmaiden, or
rather the mistress of his castle, to overlook the other maids, and the
spinning and weaving concerns like, then we have orders to leave you.
But, if he should be cross, and crabbit, and paughty wi' us, ye're in
gude hands, and we'll no quat wi' you sae easily."
"Thou art in good hands indeed," said the friar: "But, alas! what is
man! a flower of the field that the hand of the mower cutteth down and
leaveth to decay: A shadow; a sound that passeth away and is not. But,
maiden, thou art in better hands than ours; in hands that will not leave
the innocent and guiltless to perish. There is an arm around thee that
thou seest not: there is a guardian with a sword behind thee and before
thee, of whom thou art not aware. Therefore have thou no fear, for no
evil shall befal thee."
"Methinks I could live any where, and be void of fear, if but suffered
to be in your presence," said Delany: "There is something in what you
have told me that goes to my heart, and on it I think I can rely."
"Blessed be thou, my daughter!" said he; "yea, and blessed shalt thou be
in thy generation"--
"Hear to that!" said the poet aside: "Still on one subject! It is all
over with some body!"
--"But thou art perhaps going into a place of danger, and evil things
may await thee. Here, take thou this, and keep it in thy bosom; and, by
the blessing of the Holy Virgin, it shall shield thee from all
malevolent spirits, all enchantments, and all dangers of the wicked one;
the time may come when thou shalt more thoroughly understand the great
things contained in this book."
As he said this, he put into her hand a small gilded copy of the Four
Evangelists, which she kissed and put into her bosom. All the rest saw
this, and took it for a book of the Black Art.
By this time they were drawing near to the gate at Aikwood, where all
continued silent and still as formerly. Notwithstanding of this,
Charlie's horse, Corby, began to cock his ears and snort in a terrible
manner. Stout-hearted as Charlie war, his countenance began to alter;
but he uttered not a word farther than coaxing Corby to proceed. The
mule leading the way altogether regardless, the horses jogged on after
him, example going farther than precept, whether with man or beast. All
the horses were, however, become restive, though none of them was half
so fierce as Corby. He continued to force down his head, as if smelling
the ground; anon capering and snuffing the air, snorting aloud, and
moving with an elasticity rather like a thing of spirit than of joints
and bones. "Gude faith, Corby, my man," said Charlie, as he patted his
mane, "a' isna right here! Wend on, ye camstairy thief: what the deil
ails ye? But, gude sauf us! ane should take care wha they name here.
They say, an speak o' the deil he'll appear."
The old proverb had scarcely left Charlie's lips, when, all at once,
they beheld three pages in black livery standing ranged before the gate,
although the moment before there was no living creature there. They
seemed to have arisen out of the ground, and as they rose they bowed
their heads in a sarcastic way to the embassy. The appearance of the
pages, and the motion that they made were both accomplished in the same
moment of time, and at the motion every one of the horses broke away,
like so many scared wildfowl, some one way, and some another. Charlie
tried to restrain Corby with the whole might of his capacious arm; but
the impatient animal plunged and bounded into the air with such
violence, that his rider was obliged to give him head, and away he
sprung like a roe over field and river, straining every nerve to be out
of sight of Aikwood, while Charlie's warrior cloak, that hung only by
the shoulder clasp, flapped so far behind him that he appeared like a
black cloud skimming the valley. Though none of the other horses made
equal speed with Corby, every one ran as fast as it could, and all to
the eastward, though far asunder.
The mule, on the contrary, never moved nor concerned himself about the
matter. He indeed held forward his long ears, and took a serious look of
the pages, as of some sort of beings he did not more than generally
understand. Nevertheless he despised them, and looked about with
apparent astonishment and derision at the madness and folly of his
associates. The friar, finding himself left with his mule and the three
pages thus unaccountably, began to address the latter; but they only
imitated his motions, and made wry faces, without returning him any
answer. The mule had by this time taken another serious look at them,
and disliking them exceedingly, he sidled towards them with all his
mettle, and tried to hit them with his heels. The urchins then raised
such an eldritch laugh that they made the arches of the castle to ring,
and, skipping about and about, provoked the mule to farther violence.
He, on his part, was nothing loth to attack; he ran open-mouthed at one,
kicked at another, and tried to crush another up against the gate, all
to the great annoyance of the friar, who, with the utmost difficulty
kept his seat for a good while, in spite of the mad evolutions of his
provoked and provoking beast. But the game once begun was not suffered
to subside. The giggling elves, with the swiftness of lightning, skipped
about, and, in whatever direction the mule darted, one of them was
always pricking him behind. The worthy friar waxed very wroth, and
swore by the life of Pharaoh that he would execute vengeance on them.
But the noise of mirth and mischief waxed louder and louder, until the
austere inmates of the castle heard; and the great Master said to his
only attendant, "Gourlay, what is the meaning of all this uproar?"
"It is only Prig, Prim, and Pricker," said he, "making sport with a
mendicant friar and his ass."
"Are they killing him?" enquired his Master, with the greatest
composure, and without lifting his eyes from a large book that lay
before him.
"I wot not, sire," said Gourlay, with the same indifference.
"Ay, it is no matter," returned the Master; "It will keep them in
employment a little while."
"Perhaps," said Gourlay,--and retired back to the casement with sullen
step.
By this time the mule had become so outrageous, that he wheeled, kicked,
and plunged, like one of the furies; and, at the last, in spite of all
the friar could do, laid him fairly on his back, amid the frantic
shrieks and gibberish of his tormentors. Gourlay beheld the incident
from the crevice of the turret, and, not daring to discompose the great
Master, he walked down to the gate to witness the sport at a shorter
distance; though with a callous indifference about the matter, and
without the least hope to enjoy it.
When he came nigh to the scene of action, he looked as if he expected
the friar to have been dead, and was rather astonished when he saw him
raise his head, and utter a solemn anathema against the pages, who fled
back as if awed and overcome. The seneschal not comprehending this,
turned his pale glazed cheek toward the friar, elevated his brow as if
looking at the verge of the high hill beyond the river, and stood
motionless, stealing a side glance, now and then, of the stranger.
The latter raised up his gruff face, inflamed with passion, and, seeing
the tall ungainly figure of Gourlay standing like a statue, with a red
turban on his head, and a grey frock or mantle, that in ample folds
covered him from the neck to the sandals, took him at once for the
mighty enchanter, and addressed him with as little respect as might be.
"If thou art the lord of this mansion, draw near unto me, that I may
tell thee of the deeds of thy servants, which eat thy bread, and stand
at thy gate. Lo, have they not lifted up the hand against my life, who
am a stranger, and a servant of him against whom thou hast rebelled and
lifted up the heel? Go to; thou art a churl, and a derision, and a
bye-word among thy kindred and people, and not worthy to be called by
their name. I came unto thy gate in peace, on a message of peace, and
the words of peace were in my mouth; and why hast thou suffered these
children of the wicked one to maltreat and abuse me? Why dost thou not
open thy mouth?"
The pages chattered with a malicious laugh at a distance, and the
seneschal came stalking near, in a sort of confused astonishment, to
take a nearer view of this talking phenomenon. He came and looked over
him without altering a muscle of his face; and the friar, irritated by
pain and the contempt shewn toward his sufferings, went on. At any other
time he would haply have been chilled by the pale frigid countenance,
shagged beard, and glazed unearthly eye that were now bent over him; but
in the present state of his feelings he disregarded them; and, though
convinced that he spoke to the mighty enchanter himself, continued his
harangue:--
"Come thou near unto me that I may curse thee. Thou child of all
unrighteousness, art thou not already cursed among the children of men?
Where are the wealth and the cheerfulness, where are the welcome, and
the faces of joy and mirth, that are to be met with at the houses of thy
kinsmen whose bread I eat? Where the full basket and the welcome store?
the wine that giveth its colour in the glass? the sounds of mirth and
gladness? the sounds of the song, the viol, and the harp? And where is
thy tongue, that thou canst not speak?" cried the friar, elevating his
voice to its highest and most impatient tones.
"Humph," said Gourlay.
"Humph!" returned the friar; "What dost thou mean by humph? Tell me, in
one word, Art thou the lord of this castle?"
"No; but his seneschal," said Gourlay; "What hast thou to say?"
"Then lead me to thy master, that I may see him face to face, and tell
him the words of him that sent me. I will not be afraid of these dogs of
thine and thy master's. What is become of thy tongue that thou dost not
speak? Tell me, I say, can I see thy master?"
"Perhaps," said Gourlay; and, seizing the friar by the shoulder with a
rude but powerful grasp, he dragged him in at the gate.
"With-hold thine hand, and thy unmannerly grasp," said the friar,--"else
I will smite thee with the sword."
The seneschal regarded this threat only with a grim unmeaning smile; and
as he held the friar by the right arm so firmly that he even lost the
power of it, it was impossible for him to draw his sword.
"Nay but hearken unto me," continued he; "surely it is better for thee
to live than to die. Therefore bring in my beast that he may have
provender; and let me also bring my goods and my changes of raiment
along with me in peace, else how shall I set up my face before thy
master?"
The seneschal then paused, and motioned with his hand to the pages to
bring the panniers; they ran to obey, but as soon as any of them touched
the huge wallet, he hastened back and fell to the ground.
"Vermin! cannot you bring the furniture?" cried Gourlay.
They shook their heads, and stood at a distance.
"Humph!" said he, "I do not comprehend this," and leading the friar
back, still holding him fast by the arm, he suffered him to lift the
panniers himself, which he did with good will, and then allowed himself
to be led away by the uncourteous seneschal, who said to the pages as he
departed, "See to the vile animal!"
Without more ado he led the friar in, and pushing him rudely into a
small vaulted apartment, he locked first a ponderous iron door, and
then a massy wooden one, full of nails, upon him; and, without regarding
his complaints or anathemas, or deigning a word in reply to his queries,
he left him to his own bitter reflections.
The apartment at first appeared to be dark, but on looking about he
found that there were two grated loop-holes in it, and by the light from
these he soon perceived that there was nothing in the place save the
skeleton of a man of uncommon stature and dimensions. The bones were
lying flat on the floor, every one in its place exactly as the man had
died, and the flesh wasted away from them. No disarrangement had taken
place, nor was the smallest joint wanting. This was a petrifying sight
to the poor friar, who, crossing himself, and turning from the horrible
spectacle, set his nose through the grating and looked out on the
fields.
The first thing he beheld confounded him more than all he had ever seen
in his life. The three devilish pages were tampering with his mule to
bring him within the outer gate; but he, in his usual manner, proved as
refractory as ever, and laid about him with all his might. On this, the
boys in one moment whipped him up in their arms, and ere the friar could
draw his breath, far less utter a Pater-Noster, they set him down in the
middle of the court, straight before the friar's grating, and tied him
to the shaft of a well with a strong rope. The friar said a Benedicite;
and, ere he had done, the devilish and provoking imps began to torment
the poor mule beyond all sufferance, whipping him round and round the
post, and making him fling and jump till the blood and sweat were
pouring together from his branded sides, and he was no more able to
resent the injuries committed on him. The friar fumed, and threatened,
and cursed them in the name of the blessed saints; but they only laughed
him to scorn: And when the mule could no longer resent the lash, they
brought red-hot spindles and pushed them between his hind-legs, which
made him fling and rear till he fell down at the post, and lay
groaning, unable any more to move.
The thing that provoked the friar worst of all was the sight of the tall
seneschal standing looking on, and seeming, by his motions, to be
directing the game. Never was such a flood of eastern eloquence heard at
Aikwood, as was poured from the small crevice in the bottom of the
eastern turret that evening. No one, however, regarded it, or, if they
did, it was only to mock or mimic the sublime deprecator.
To all that he said, the seneschal grinned a smile of grim disdain, and
motioned to the pages to redouble their sport, which they did, till, as
said, the poor animal could furnish them with no more.
The friar now beheld a joyful sight through the twilight, the rest of
his companions coming on foot towards the gate. They had gathered
together at the mill, about a mile to the eastward of the castle, and
made another attempt to approach it on horseback; but their efforts were
vain; not a steed would come one step farther than just in view of it;
so they agreed to put their horses up at the mill, leaving them in
charge of the miller and his two sons, and to proceed on foot to the
castle, to join their mysterious associate the friar, whose magical
might some of them began to dread, and others to trust.
Gourlay beheld them approaching as well as did the friar, and again
waited on the great Master with awe and trembling.
"I pray thee, mighty Master, to forgive me," said he, "but too true is
it that the wretched pedagogue has said,--for here come a body of the
warden's friends, with swords in their hands, and one beautiful human
thing in their company."
"And what then?" said Michael, in a stern, hollow voice.
The seneschal trembled. "I--I--only want to know how they are to be
received," said he.
"Received?" cried the Master, raising his voice to a pitch that made the
old wretch shrink as it were within himself. "Received? As spies should,
to be sure. Begone!"
Gourlay ran cowering toward the door.
"Stop.--Come back here. What forces are in the castle?"
"What forces? Hem! Great Master, you only know."
"Any things of flesh, I inquire?"
"No, not one; if you except the old witch Henbane. Oh! I beg your
pardon, great and honoured master! I meant your worthy and respectable
housekeeper."
Michael gave three gentle tramps with his heel, and in one moment the
three pages in black livery, Prig, Prim, and Pricker, were at his knee.
"Work, Master, work. What work now?" said they all in one breath.
"Give your master there a toasting for his insolence," said Michael.
The pages giggled for joy; the seneschal kneeled and roared out for
mercy, and, as a motive for granting it to him, said the strangers were
at the gate. The pages had already laid their fangs on him; but the
Master, on the arrival of the strangers being brought to his mind,
ordered the imps to desist. This they did on the instant; but, without
delay, rushed on Michael himself, as if they would tear him to pieces.
He threatened, cursed, and dared them to touch him; but they seemed
nothing daunted by all he said, but danced around him with demoniac
gestures, crying still out with one voice:--
"Work, Master, work; work we need;
Work for the living, or for the dead:
Since we are called, work we will have,
For the master, or for the slave.
Work, Master, work. What work now?"
"Miserable wight that I am!" cried the mighty Master. "Then, d--d
dwarfs, since it must be so, bring the slave back, and let him have
three varieties, and no more."
Gourlay had made his escape with all expedition, but it was not long ere
they overtook him, and brought him back, leading him in the most
grotesque manner that can well be conceived. They then began to twirl
him about, first with his face one way and then another; and,
latest adventures making the strongest impressions on their wicked
imaginations, by some devilish slight they transformed him into the
shape of a mule, and practised on him all the wanton cruelties they had
so lately done on the friar's, seeming to enjoy the sport all the while
with redoubled zest. They next changed him into a dog; and, tying a
cannister, containing some small stones to his tail, they pursued him
round and round the room, and finally out into the yard, with long
whips, every one breaking at him, and giving him a lash as he came by.
This caused him always now and then to exert himself with such speed
that the cannister was sometimes hitting him on the head with a loud
rattling yerk, sometimes on the back, and all over the body, while the
poor steward was running, yelping in the uttermost desperation. The
friar beheld part of the sport from his grate, but little wist that it
was the hated seneschal that was suffering, else he would have doubtless
enjoyed the scene in no ordinary degree. The rest of the embassy also
saw it from the outer gate, where they now stood rapping and calling
without being regarded, the pages being too intent on their game to pay
the least attention to such as they.
"Let alane the poor tike, like good lads," cried muckle Charlie, "and
come and open the yett. What ill has the silly beast done to you?"
"They bring me in mind o' Jock Harper's terriers," said Gibbie, "that
wad rather do ill for the sake o' doing it, than do ought that was good
or right for a' the warld."
"I hate to see a colley-shangie," said the poet; "there is nothing
sublime or romantic in it."
"They're nae canny couts thae three chaps," said Charlie; "Corby wadna
look at them, and he kens things gayan weel. We maun just hae a wee
patience till they be done wi' their chace. It's a queer kind o' place
this."
The poor metamorphosed steward, finding no rest for the sole of his
foot, betook him again to the staircase, and crept down at his master's
feet, deeming the chastisement to have been over. But he was no sooner
there than the pages were after him, and by the time they had whirled
him three times about, he started up a hare, and the three pages,
turning themselves into colley dogs set all upon him.
With the form of every quadruped into the shape of which he was turned,
he seemed to acquire its nature and antipathies, and in none was it so
striking as in the hare. When the collies began to snap at him, his
terror is not to be imagined; he darted round and round the hall like
lightning, breaking out and in to Michael's study, to the great
disarrangement of his conjuring apparatus, books, and papers; while
every time that a colley sprung with open mouth at him, he uttered a
desperate scream.
This was the only one of their frolics that appeared to amuse the great
Master, his partiality for the sports of the chase being proverbial to
this day. When he saw the old seneschal laying back his long ears, and
exerting his powers of speed in such manifest terror, and the malignant
collies whinking after him, and waylaying him in every strait, making
him often spring aloft, he could not help laughing outright, and
baiting the dogs on him. The tears stood in the old hare's eyes when he
heard this, nevertheless his fright made him agile; he bolted from the
halls and alleys of the castle into the extensive yard; and there was
such a hunt! Michael and the friar both ran to their respective windows
to see the sport, and our party at the outer gate shouted and hallooed
with great energy. Many a time did the dogs get a snap at the steward,
and make him scream out, while all the onlookers laughed aloud. At
length, thinking he would actually be worried, he cleared the wall, and
made a bold effort to gain the wood. But these were a trio of dogs from
which there was no possibility of escape. Ran he fast or ran he slow,
there were they after him, snatching at his hips and panting sides, and
yelping so keenly all the while that the seneschal had no doubt of being
torn in pieces should they fairly seize him. They turned him, and made
him trace many an acute angle on the hill, while our party were running
after him, throwing always sticks or stones at the steward, as he
hasted by them, and baiting the dogs on him. Finding, as formerly, no
other resource, he returned with main speed to the castle, and crept
down at the Master's feet, who, with one touch of his divining rod,
changed him into his own native forbidding form.
He started up in great wrath; and, though panting so that he could
scarcely speak, swore a horrible oath, that he would no longer be kept
in bondage and maltreated in that manner; and that, since it was
impossible for him to escape in any other way, he would cut his own
throat, and run his chance of an after life.
"Poor dastardly braggart!" said Michael; "not for the soul that inhabits
that old malicious frame, dare you do such a thing. I would seize on it,
and make sport of it for ages. I have you wholly in my power, and, dead
or alive, it is the same thing to me. Were you to do as you say, and
take away your life by a ghastly wound, I could even make one of these
fiendish spirits enter into your body, re-animate it, and cause you to
go about with your gaping wound, unclosed and unpurified, as when death
entered thereat. Think of what an existence that would be, and then go
and put your miserable threat into execution."
"Hah! There it is!" said Gourlay: "Turn me as I will, I see nothing but
wretchedness. Cursed be the day that I saw you, and ten times cursed the
confession I made, that has thus subjected me to your tyranny! However,
use me another day as you have used me on this, and you do it at your
peril, if you were the devil himself. I have warned you."
Michael only smiled contemptuously at the threat; and again asked what
living creatures were in the castle, as he wanted a retinue to receive
the message of his kinsmen.
"I have told you already," said Gourlay, in the same passionate and
irritated mood; "and I again repeat it, that there is no mortal thing in
the castle, but the old witch, and perhaps two or three hundred rats."
"Take that in the first place then," said Michael, "for your
impertinence,"--at the same time laying him flat on the floor by a
tremendous blow, although he only moved his hand toward the steward;
"and in the next place go call out these three hundred rats you talk of,
marshal them up in the court, and receive the mighty warden's people
with all manner of pomp and respect, and use them according to their
demerits."
The steward roared out with pain; and gnashing his teeth with rage, he
arose growling, and was hasting away, when the Master asked him if he
was going to accomplish what he had bidden him do.
"Without doubt;" said he, "Is it not very likely that I shall be able?"
"Take that then," said the Master, "and put it above the lock-hole of
the door; it shall serve you as a summons, and Prig, Prim, and Pricker
shall marshal your array." With that he gave him a small piece of
parchment written in red characters, which the steward snatched angrily
out of his hand, and going down the stair did as the Master had ordered
him.
The charm was effective, and its effects momentary. The bustling and the
screaming of rats were heard in every corner of the castle, and
forthwith a whole column of men marched out into the court in three
files, led by the three pages, and headed by the incensed seneschal in
his grey mantle and cap.
Our messengers looked mightily astonished when they beheld such a
retinue, and Charlie observed that "it was a confounded shame for Mr
Michael no to join the warden, and had sae mony idle men lying tholing
starvation beside him." But then looking wildly around on both sides to
his friends, he added, "God's grace be about us! wha kens but a' thae
may be spirits or elves in the shapes o'men? I think they hae unco queer
musty-like looks. An I had Corby here he wad soon tell me wi' a
vengeance."
Old Gourlay, now at the head of his corps, demanded what the strangers
wanted; and on being informed who they were, and that they came on a
special commission to the Master, they were admitted, and walked up a
lane between two ranks of armed men in full caparison.
The Master beheld them from his casement, and was mightily diverted by
the whimsical appearance of the various individuals that formed the
group, two of whom he conceived to be the most beautiful creatures he
had ever seen. Whoever reads this will at once guess who these two
lovely beings were; but if he does, he will at once guess wrong. It
would seem that a wizard sees every thing in this fair and beautiful
creation through an inverted medium, and that all the common and fine
feelings of nature are in him changed and distorted. The beauty of the
two young captives appeared, in Michael's eyes, hateful, and even
affected him with loathing; but two more lovely and engaging creatures
than Jordan and the Deil's Tam he had never seen on earth. The hooked
nose, wrinkled face, and mouth from ear to ear of the laird, he thought
exquisite; but Tam's long coulter nose, turned up in front, his small
grey eyes, and shapeless physiognomy, were beyond all expression
engaging. So, from the time that the Master got the first look of them,
he determined, contrary to his usual custom, to see and converse with
his guests.
They were soon conducted to the door of the vault, in which their friend
the friar was immured; and, as soon as the door opened, he exclaimed,
with a loud voice, "I charge you, O my brethren, and my companions, that
ye come not into this place, nor set a foot within its boundaries; for
the place is a place of death, and the bones of the dead men are in it."
There is no deciding what these words might have produced, had they been
pronounced in time; but as soon as Charlie and the laird, who were
foremost, heard the friar's voice, they rushed towards him without
thought or fear of the consequences, and, ere he had done, the hindmost
were pushed in by the relentless arm of the seneschal, and the iron door
closed behind them. Perceiving how matters stood, the friar straight
lifted up his hands, and continued to declaim in a still more fervent
stile.
"Hout! Gude Lord, friar man, haud your tongue," said Charlie
interrupting him: "What signifies making sic a frase as a' this? or what
good will it do? I hae run mysel into mony a priminary in my life, but I
never fand that mony words did muckle good. I trowed that ye had mair
art about ye than to be feared for a stane an' lime wa,' an' twa or
three airn staincheons. Pith can do muckle, but art can do mair."
Charlie meant the black art; but the friar taking him up in another
meaning, shook him by the hand and blessed him.
It may not have occurred to the reader and it is not likely it should,
that this same friar was an English monk, the most celebrated man of
that age, then exiled from his country, and obliged to skulk in
disguise, for fear of being apprehended and burnt as a wizard and
necromancer. He was the greatest philosopher and chemist of the age, the
real inventor of gun-powder, and many other wonderful discoveries, and,
withal, a pious and good man,--although one whose character was
tinctured with peculiarities so striking, that some took him for a man
crazed in his mind, but far more for a powerful necromancer. His name is
familiar to every man in the least acquainted with the literature or the
science of that age; but while he remained in Scotland being always
denominated the gospel friar, we have judged it best to call him by that
name. If the reader has not discovered this, it is time he should know
it; and whether the friar was a necromancer or not, will appear in the
sequel.
When the party got leisure to converse together, their first words were
expressive of the astonishment they laboured under at sight of the
warlike force kept up by the Master. Charlie only testified his regret
that there was not a right and mutual understanding between him and the
warden; but the maid Delany was the first to remark that she did not
think they were right men, because their faces were all alike, and their
eyes were not like the eyes of any human being she had ever before
looked on. In this every one present acquiesced, and great was their
wonder how or whence that mighty armed force had sprung; but they agreed
that there was no contending with such numbers, of whatsoever nature
they might be, and that there was nothing for it but submitting to the
Master's will.
The day light was by this time quite extinguished, but the moon was up;
and it being a hard frost, with a slight covering of snow, or rime, it
was nearly as light as some winter days. Their damp, mouldy vault with
the grisly skeleton lying at the one side of it, shewed horridly dismal
in the wan and shadowy light, and threw a chillness over their hearts.
They hoped and looked long for dinner, and then for supper, but neither
of them came; nor did they hear or see any living thing all that night,
save the friar's mule, that had again got to his feet, and stood at the
post groaning and trembling of cold. This was a grievous sight to the
friar, for his heart was moved for the sufferings of his poor beast; and
in the bitterness of his spirit he vented some anathemas against the
unconscionable seneschal, saying,--"Verily if ever that son of Belial
fall into my hands, I will be unto him as Adramelech and as Sharezer,
and do unto him as they did to the father that begat them."
Every time that Charlie looked out at the mule, he testified a sort of
inward satisfaction that his own trusty steed was not brought into the
same scrape, and sundry times said, "Gude faith, Corby kend better sense
than coming into sic a place as this is. He's as weel off down wi' the
auld miller; He'll get some pluffins o' seeds or dust, poor fallow. An
they gie him but water, I'm no feared for him, for there's plenty o'
meat yonder,--but he'll never do if they let him want water."
About two o'clock in the morning the seneschal entered with a light, but
had the precaution to lock the wooden door before he opened the iron
one. The prisoners had sat down on the floor, and were leaning on one
another; and, dismal as their lodging was, some of them had fallen sound
asleep. Delany was leaning on the friar's breast, and the poet had laid
himself down behind her, and covered her with his mantle. The rest were
huddled together, so that they appeared to be lying above one another;
but all, or most of them, set up their heads at the entrance of the
steward.
Tam was the first to address him. "What's come o' our supper, goodman,
that you are coming toom-handed? Do you no think it is time your guests
had something to eat, or hae ye naething either to eat or drink in this
great gousty castle? I dinna care what ye may think, or what you may
say; but in my opinion you and your master baith are naething but twa
ill-bred unmannerly niggards."
The seneschal grinned disdain, and clenched his teeth in wrath. He was
about to reply, but all their tongues were loosed on him at once,
some complaining of one thing some of another, and the friar more
particularly of the treatment of his beast. All, however, ended with a
request for meat.
"No," said Gourlay; "we have no meat for spies and forayers. A halter is
the only guerdon we bestow on such dogs. I want this fair maiden, and
for the rest of you"--He finished the sentence with a sneer and a point
with his finger to the bones; and seizing the maid by the shoulder, he
dragged her toward the door.
"Softly sir, and if you please," said the poet, speaking in pure
iambics, and seizing the bars of the iron door before the steward and
his prize. "We have indeed this maiden brought, from distant camp and
knight renowned, unto the master of this house; and to none else we give
her up: No, not to thee, nor arm of flesh."
As the poet said these words, he bristled up, and faced the steward at
the door, to keep him back; but the carl gave him such a blow on the
temples that he staggered and fell. The friar then interposed, and
though he was a strong and powerful man, the irascible steward plied his
blows so fast and so hard about his bare pate, that he was also
overthrown. The maiden screamed; and the old incendiary was within a
hairbreadth of having her outside of the iron door, when she would have
been wholly out of the power of her friends and protectors. But at that
critical instant Charlie Scott seized the steward by the arm, never
doubting but that he would twist him like a willow; but he was
mistaken. The churl seized him by the throat with his left hand, with
such prodigious force that Charlie deemed him to have the strength of
six common men, and lending him a blow on the face, he made his mouth
and nose to gush blood. Charlie returned the salute with interest, yet
the steward stood his ground, and a most desperate struggle ensued, in
which victory appeared doubtful. Gibby perceiving his friend and
champion's jeopardy, drew out his sword, and was going deliberately to
stick the old ragamuffin behind, had not Charlie called out furiously to
him to forbear.
"Keep back your whittle, you cowardly dog," cried he, "else I'll cut you
into a thousand pieces. I never yet took odds against a man, nor shall I
now, unless I am fighting wi' the devil. In that case I may measure my
backbreadth on the floor. But be he the devil, be he dicken, I shall gie
him ae squeeze."
Charlie with that closed with his dangerous opponent, and gave him such
a squeeze that he made his back and ribs to crash. The steward twisted
his face into the most hideous contortions, and exerted his whole force
to extricate himself, but Charlie brought him to the ground, falling
upon him with all his ponderous weight. It was among the bones of the
gigantic skeleton that the two combatants fell; and Charlie, deeming
that he had given his foe enough for once, and a little startled to find
himself among the rattling bones, began to unloose his grasp, and said
in a hurried way, "Billy, I'll learn you how to strike fo'k on the gab
and the brigg o' the nose sae rashly!" and was getting up as fast as he
could, when the steward gave him such a blow with the thigh-bone of the
dead man, that he had very nigh brought him down again. If Charlie's
bonnet had not had a bar or two of steel, that blow would have shattered
his skull. As it was it stunned him a little, and made the water start
into his eyes; and he had just recollection and strength sufficient to
secure his adversary's arms, by holding them down, so that he might not
repeat the blow. Yet, with all this Charlie's temper was not to be
ruffled. He cared not how often or how much he fought, but he never
fought in wrath.
"Gude faith, my man," said he, "but ye're no nice o' your chapping
sticks! and foul fa' me gin ye dinna lay them gayan freely on. But I
dinna blame ye. A wight man never wants a weapon; only come that gate
again an ye dare."
The steward growled and cursed, trying all that he could to throw
Charlie from above him, and master him by sheer strength. He had no idea
of being overpowered by a single arm, nor was he wont to fear half a
dozen, but he had never met with the like of Charlie Scott before. He
might as well have tried to remove the hill of Aikwood; so he
was obliged to succumb, which he did with a very bad grace; nor
would he either abate one inch in his demand of having the damsel
unconditionally, or grant one request that they desired of him.
"Why, then, there's nae help for it, honest man," said Charlie; "I hae
ye firm and fast, and what ye winna gie us we maun e'en tak at our ain
hand. Honest friar, come you here, and tak' a' the keys o' the castle
aff this camstary hallanshaker, and we'll e'en help oursels to sic as we
can get. I sal tak care that he sanna move a spauld against you, and as
for his tongue we maun just let it wag."
The rage of the seneschal, when he saw himself robbed of the keys of the
castle, is not to be described: he cursed and raged in such a manner,
that, even after the friar had both doors fairly open, Charlie durst not
move from off him, or let him go, for fear of some deadly scaith.
"I dinna ken what I'm to do wi' this deil's buckie," said he; "he's like
the tod's whelps, that grow aye the langer the waur."
"I wad gie him a settler," said Tam.
"He brings me in mind o' a barrel o' beer, fuming and fuffing. He'll no
settle till he be pierced," said Gibbie.
The friar then took up his bulky baggage, and walked out with that and
the light, meaning to bring his mule's halter wherewith to bind the
seneschal; but Charlie, making his escape from him, locked him in,--and
thus were our messengers left in the full and free possession of the
castle of Aikwood.
CHAPTER II.
The lady looked o'er the castle wa',
She looked both pale and wan;
For the door was locked, and the lord within,
He was no Christian man.
_Song of May Marley._
When the steward saw that he was fairly mastered, and that neither
strength nor words could avail him ought, he remained where he was in
sullen silence. He had got no orders from the Master to bring him the
maid, but it had come into his head to go and take her to himself, and
he had nearly effected his purpose. What might have been the consequence
of his success, it is painful even to calculate; but he was thus
prevented, though not without blood and wounds.
The guests now traversed all the lower apartments of the castle, there
being neither bolt nor bar to interrupt them; but for all the retinue
that they had seen at their arrival, there was neither the appearance
of man nor beast remaining. The large hall did not seem to have been
occupied for a long period. The shelves were empty, and there were
neither dishes nor fragments of meat of any description; and every thing
within as well as without the castle had the appearance of desolation.
At length they came to a door, from the bottom of which they perceived
some light issuing, of which they were glad, as they were afraid the
steward's lamp would fail them and leave them in darkness. Deeming
themselves on ticklish ground, they consulted in a whisper before
venturing in. Charlie Scott was quite a fearless man among his fellow
creatures, but all kinds of supernatural agency pressed heavily on his
conscience. Therefore, in the present instance, he dissuaded his
comrades from entering, with all his eloquence.
"Gude faith, callans, keep back off that place. It is may-be the
warlock's room; and gin he should be in the mids o' some o' his cantrips
at this eiry time o' the morning, gude sauf us! it is a question what
might be the upshot. Na, na, friar; I tell ye, bide back, it is best to
let sleeping dogs lye, for fear they get up and bite you."
But the friar's creed differed from that of Charlie, and he went
dauntlessly forward, putting him aside with his hand, and saying at the
same time, that he would "surely go in unto him as with a front of brass
or of iron;" that sooner or later the time and the season of their
meeting must come, and why should he be dismayed?
The friar then opened the door with caution, and entered, followed by
all his associates, Charlie Scott bringing up the rear, and whispering
to those next him in a tremulous voice,--"Od that body's mad! He'll lead
us into some ill-faur'd snapper. Dinna be ower rash, callans. Just look
afore ye."
Instead of the great enchanter, however, they found only an old woman,
so busily engaged with something on the fire, that she scarcely deigned
to regard them as they entered. She had a wooden tube, like the barrel
of a gun, with which she blew up her fire; and she kept blowing at it
till the flame came above the lip of her caldron, and let her see into
it; for she had no lamp, nor any other light save that which came from
the fire.
When she had made it blaze thus high, she spoke to herself, and without
taking her mouth from the tube; saying some words to the following
purport:--
"Sotter, sotter, my wee pan,
To the spirit gin ye can;
When the scum turns blue,
And the blood bells through,
There's something aneath that will change the man."
When Charlie saw her unchristian-like face, and heard her mumbling these
horrid words through her long hollow tube, he turned his back and fled,
taking shelter in a void entrance, to which he was led by some light
that fell into it from the rays of the moon. Full hardly was he then
bested, for he still deemed that he heard the witch's rites at a
distance; and the faint ray of the moon through a narrow aperture made
the rest of the space appear so shadowy and dim, that Charlie saw he was
in a dangerous situation, and actually began to fancy he beheld a face
in the dark staring at him, and still coming nearer. It was no time to
stand there; so he fled with all his might. But in his dismay he lost
every kind of aim, or consideration whither he was going, and at once
stumbled on the undermost step of a stone stair. Thinking the apparition
he had seen was by that time hard upon him, and no other way that he
knew of open for flight, he rose and pursued his course straight up
stairs, in a state of perturbation hardly to be accounted for. The first
landing place that he came to he ran himself against a door, and not
finding farther entrance he faced about, and, leaning over the
balluster, he set up such a yell as never was before breathed from
lungs. It is true he neither heard nor saw aught of the apparition; but
Charlie was a sensible man, and he was certain it might be there for any
thing that he knew; so he set up the same kind of cry that he was wont
to do when he lost his neighbours in a mist, or in a night foray, only
about ten times or so louder.
"Hilloa! Tam Craik! friar! hilloa! d--n ye a'; what for winna ye come
wi' a light?"
Charlie was now at such a distance from his comrades, who were still in
the witch's small apartment, and the echoes of the huge void castle so
confused the sounds, that they took the cries of their captain for the
rushing of a whirlwind roaring through the crannies of the castle, and
paid no regard to them. No state could be more deplorable than that in
which muckle Charlie Scott was now placed. To have returned down the
stair would have been meeting the devil face to face; or, as Charlie
much better expressed it, "to hae dabbed nebs wi' the deil."
He had therefore no other resource than to bellow out for assistance;
and seeing none approach, he said aloud in great agony of spirit, "Lord,
gin I were but on Corby's back again! ay, though it were in the wildest
glen o' a' the Cheviots, and the Eskdale souple o'er my shoulder," (that
was the cant name of Charlie's tremendous sword;) "I might then work my
way: But sic a place as this I saw never! Od, an there be lugs within
the wa's o' the house I shall either gar them hear or crack them.
Hilloa!"
Not satisfied with giving yelloch after yelloch, as he termed his loud
cries, he flew to every door on the landing place, laid on it with his
fists, and kicked it with his foot, calling at each of them in the same
key as before, "Is there ony body here?" He at last prevailed: one door
was opened, and he was admitted inside. But, alas for our gallant
yeoman! he only by this transition got out of one exceedingly bad scrape
into a worse.
* * * * *
These casual separations of _dramatis personae_ are exceedingly
unfortunate for the story-teller who aims at conciseness and brevity;
because it is impracticable to bring them all on at the same time. A
story is like a waggoner and his horses travelling out the king's
highway, his machine loaden with various bales of rich merchandise. He
goes smoothly and regularly on, till he comes to the bottom of a steep
ascent, where he is obliged to leave a great proportion of his loading,
and first carry one part of it to the top of the hill, then another,
and then another, which retards him grievously on his way. So is it with
the writer of a true history such as this; and the separation of parties
is as a hill on his onward path.
It is otherwise with dramatic representations, and in these the authors
have a great advantage. Let their characters separate as they will, or
be engaged as they will, they can at any time, with the greatest ease,
be brought together on the stage. The one enters from the one side, and
the other from the other, and we do not much concern ourselves how or
whence they come, taking it for granted that they are there, and that is
enough. It is rather delightful to see a hero, in whom one had begun to
take some interest, and whom he supposed to be far distant, exposed to
dangers abroad and perfidy at home, all at once stalk majestically in
from the side scene, and take his place before our eyes. It gives the
heart a great deal of relief to see and know that he is there in person
to stand up for his own injured rights. But in our own case there is no
such expedient. Like the waggoner, we must return from the top of the
hill, and bring up those of our characters that are left behind. At
present we must return from the top of the great stair-case in Aikwood
castle, into the housekeeper's cell on the ground floor.
Charlie had made his escape almost unobserved; those next to him weening
that he had only drawn a little back to keep a due distance between the
witch and him, so that they pressed forward to the scene without
regarding him.
The crone continued her orgies, blowing her fire one while, and again
stirring the liquid in the caldron; then making it run from the end of a
stick, that she might note its state of gelidity. The friar addressed
her in his usual stile of sonorous eastern eloquence; but she only
regarded him by a slight stare, and a motion with her hand, as if she
wished him and his group to disappear. She had taken them for spirits
that she had conjured up, and perhaps thought they were come before the
time; for in mumbling to herself, they at one time heard her saying,
"So you are all there, are you? Well, I shall find you work. Sotter,
sotter my wee pan."
This scene went on for a considerable time without any variety, the
witch attending solely to her caldron and her fire; the friar standing
before the flame, and Tam and Gibbie, with their long kipper noses,
peeping over his shoulder. The other three were behind these; the poet
with his arm round Delany's waist, and the beautiful face of the boy
Elias, the very picture of amazement personified, appeared below the
friar's right arm. Scarcely could such another group be formed for the
painter's eye. Here sat the witch, haggard and wild, close at the one
cheek of the fire, watching over her caldron and infernal morsel with
the utmost eagerness. There stood the gruff friar, with the keys of the
castle in his right hand, and the dim lamp in his left, raised above his
head; so that, from the two groups of light, the marked features of
amazement could be distinctly traced; which, with the faint and
yellowish hue of their complexions, made the whole highly picturesque.
The witch continued her occupation; till, at length holding up her stick
to note the consistence of her jelly, that appeared like boiling blood
and water mixed, there was something in its appearance that confounded
her. She dropt both her tube and her stirring stick among the ashes, and
turned about staring wildly at our group. She appeared as if examining
their features one by one in search of some one whose presence she
missed; and perceiving the boy's face below the friar's arm, she fixed
her eyes on that, cowering down at the same time like a cat that is
about to spring on its prey. Then, rising half up, she moved toward him
in a stooping posture, turning always her face first to the one side and
then to the other, until her nose came almost in contact with the boy's,
on which he slipped his face out of her sight behind the friar's back.
Observing next the two droll faces over the friar's two shoulders, she
appeared delighted with the view; and letting her jaws fall down, she
smiled at it, but it was rather a gape than a smile. She then tottered
again towards the fire, rocking her body and wagging her head as before,
repeating the while this unmeaning phrase:
"Niddy, noddy, niddy, noddy.
Three heads on ae body."
Haply she deemed all the three faces she had seen belonged to the friar,
and was happy at witnessing such a monstrous appearance.
Sitting down on her hams as before, she seized on her two implements,
and began to blow and stir for about the space of a minute, testifying
great impatience to see how her spell proceeded. But the moment that she
held up a part of her morsel on the stick, and let it drip off, she
perceived that all was wrong, and that her guests were the reverse of
those she expected. As soon as she looked at the liquor, she uttered a
horrible scream, while every joint of her body shook with fury; and,
lifting a wooden ladle that lay by her side with devilish nimbleness,
she splashed the boiling liquid on the faces and bodies of our amazed
compeers.
"Deil be in the auld jaud's fingers!" cried Tam: "Gin she hasna jaupit
out baith my een!"
"I have indeed given my cheek to the firebrand!" said the friar; "and
the skin of my forehead hath departed from me!"
"She brings me a-mind o' my mither," said Gibbie--but he got not time to
proceed; for after she had exhausted the contents of her caldron on the
intruders, she attacked them with burning coals and pieces of wood.
These she dashed among them with such desperate force, that part of them
sought refuge in retreat. Not so our redoubted friar. He gave the lamp
out of his hand to the laird, bidding him take care of it, and turning
his back toward her, and running backward for fear of farther injury to
his face and eyes, he seized the witch by the frock, and putting his arm
round both hers to restrain them, he held her fast to his side. In doing
so, he uncovered the cross that hung at his girdle. When she saw this,
and that her body was pressed against it, she uttered the most horrified
howlings, and appeared to be falling into convulsions. Nevertheless, the
friar kept his hold. He let her scream on, and, dragging her toward the
door, said unto her, "Thou wicked one! as thy works have been, so shall
be thy reward; and as thou hast sown, so also shalt thou reap. Come with
me, and I will put thee into a place where thou shalt cease from
troubling."
Without more ado, he bore her away to the vault where lay her surly and
unyielding associate, beside his mass of dry human bones; and forcing
her in, he locked them up together, saying, as he turned the massy bolt,
"Lo, the gates of iron and of brass close upon thee! the bolts of steel
are drawn around thy dwelling! There shalt thou remain, and there shall
thy flesh be consumed, unless thou repentest thee of the evil that thou
hast done."
There was a shrewd smile on the friar's face as he said this, as of one
who either did not mean to put his threat in execution, or marvelled how
it was that he should thus be lording it in the castle of Aikwood, and
imprisoning whom he would.
Never till that instant did any of the party miss their friend and
champion, Charlie Scott; but when they turned from the door of the
prison to consult what was to be done next, behold he was wanting This
caused them great dismay, but the friar most of all.
"Wo is me!" cried he: "How is the mighty departed, and the pillar of our
strength moved out of its place! As well may they take my head from my
body, and say unto me live, as bid us go on and prosper without that
mighty man."
* * * * *
The poor waggoner must again return from the top of the hill, and bring
up the most important and weighty part of his cargo; no less a load than
muckle Charlie Scott, laird of Yardbire, and the far famed warlock and
necromancer, Master Michael Scott.
* * * * *
The mighty uproar that Charlie made at the head of the stair, when he
believed the devil to be on the steps, aroused the great necromancer
from his nocturnal experiments, all of which were of an infernal kind.
At such hours as these his capacious mind was abstracted from all
worldly concerns, such as other mortals busy themselves about. If any
thing sublunary engaged his studies and calculations, it was how to make
the living die and the dead to live,--how to remove mountains out of
their places, to turn the sea into dry land, and the fields into a
billowy and briny ocean,--or in any way counteract nature in her goings
on. In some of these great enterprises was he doubtlessly engaged
that morning, when the voice of Charlie Scott astounded his ears.
Often had hosts of demons mustered at his call in the castle of Aikwood,
and the yelling sounds of the infernals were no strangers to his ears;
but never had he heard such a potent voice before as that sent forth by
Charlie, when he conceived himself cooped up between the devil and a
bolted door. Conceived did I say? No: Charlie saw distinctly, by this
time, an indefinable being coming slowly up to him. Saint Peter! as he
did thresh the warlock's door. "Is there any body here? Hilloa! Open the
door I say." Thump, thump, thump!
The bolt inside was drawn, and, owing to the strong pressure without,
the door flew wide open at once. Charlie perceiving the light, and
fearless of ought but the figure behind him, rushed into the room, and
made toward the fire. The door was instantly shut behind him with a loud
and furious clash; and Charlie then turning around, got the first look
of the inmate. He was a boardly muscular man, somewhat emaciated in his
appearance, with a strong bushy beard that flowed to his girdle, of a
hue that had once been jet black, but was now slightly tinted with grey.
His eyes were uncommonly bright and piercing, but they had some
resemblance to the eyes of a serpent. He wore on his head a turban of
crimson velvet, ornamented with mystic figures in gold, and on the front
of it was a star of many dazzling colours. The rest of his body was
wrapped in a mantle or gown, striped with all the hues of the rainbow,
and many more.
Charlie's eye had lately been lighted up with terror, but as it fell on
the majestic figure of Master Michael Scott, its wild gleam softened
into respect, and he saluted him with his quick, abrupt, border bow,
which rather resembled the motion made by a raven beckoning from his
rock as he wakes the surrounding echoes, than the slow and graceful
courtesy then so well understood among the great. Michael still kept his
erect posture at the back of the door, fixing on our yeoman an indignant
and angry glance. That look conjured up a little more of Charlie's
breeding; he doffed his steel bonnet with the one hand, stroked down the
hair of his forehead with the other, and gave the master another bow, or
rather a nod.
"Gude e'en t'ye, Sir; I fancy you're the lord o' this castle?" said
Charlie.
"You fancy so, do you?" said the Master with a sneer; and giving three
tramps with his heel on the floor, in one moment the three pages, Prig,
Prim, and Pricker, stood beside him.
"Work, Master, work,--what work now?"
"Take that burly thief and housebreaker, bind him, and put him to the
test."
"Stop short there, my good masters, till I speak t'ye, said Charlie,
"I'm neither a housebreaker nor a thief, but a leel man, our warden's
kinsman, and your ain, Master Michael Scott. I came here on fair and
honourable service, and I have been guidit waur than a tike; and I'll
just tell you plainly, for I'm rather an e'en-down chap, that if ane o'
thae brats dare but to touch me, I'll tak my hand aff his haffet in sic
a way that he sanna grene to lay foul finger on a gentleman again."
The three pages fell a giggling at this speech, and one of them brushed
forward and seized Charlie with a force of which he had no conception.
But he was one that never suffered any personal attack with impunity. He
drew a stroke with his clenched fist, and aimed such a blow at the
page's head, that, if he had had a head like other pages, would have
smashed it to pieces. Charlie hit no head at all. He struck a thing of
nought. But the force of his arm was such, that, about two yards farther
on, he hit an apparatus of curious construction, which he called "a
machine for setting the wind on fire," and which he made to fly all in
flinders against the wall. The Master's eye kindled with rage; but the
three urchins, who delighted in nothing but mischief, laughed still the
louder, and pressed all forward on Charlie. He had been a little
astounded at missing the page's head; but, being somewhat flustered, he
had not leisure to reflect, and his conceptions were naturally none of
the most acute; so, for the present, he took it for a miss. But seeing
they purposed to lay violent hands on him, he sprung back into the
middle of the room, in order to command weapon space; and drawing out
the Eskdale souple, he stood on the defensive in a most determined
posture.
The pertinacious elves wheeled also backward, taking a circle round
behind the Master, and advanced on him all abreast. Good Lord, with
what might Charlie struck at them! He came on them with a hew that he
meant should cut them all three through the middle at once. But he, a
second time, struck on vacancy. The sword whistled through the void,
taking Charlie round with it, and demolishing almost every thing that
was in the room. The pages screamed with delight, but Michael foamed
with fury. Charlie paid no regard either to him or the devastation he
had made among his utensils; but, springing round the board to the other
side of the room, said, in a loud perturbed voice: "Tell me just this ae
thing, Michael,--are thae three creatures deils? Because an they be
deils, I hae nae mair chance wi' them than a cat. But as for yoursel,
goodman, I ken ye are flesh and blood, and o' my ain kith and kin," (and
with that he seized Michael by the throat,) "therefore, either gar thae
hellicats gang about their business, or, by Him that made us, I'll thraw
your neck about."
Whether it was the might of the enchanter himself, or that of his bond
spirits, Charlie wist not; but in one moment after that his feet were
tripped from beneath him, and he was laid on his back on the floor.
There he was held by a might against which his great strength could not
prevail, bound with cords, and stretched on the board. The Master and
his familiars then conversed in Latin, a language of which Charlie knew
but little, having never been at court; but he heard they were
conversing about his baptism. Charlie had not got much time in his life
to think about these sacred rites, yet he had always held them in proper
respect and veneration; and at that time he blessed the hour he had been
presented in holy church, having strong hopes that on that account the
powers of hell would not prevail against him. The elves loosed his
buff-belt, and unclasped his steel-doublet, laying his manly bosom quite
bare. The Master gave them directions in Latin, and each of them went
and brought a long knife with two edges, sharp as a razor, and having a
point like a lance.
"I didna trow that there had been ought sae misleared in nature as
this," said Charlie. "It's no that I'm ony feared for death. I hae
looked him ower often i' the face to blench at his ca': but I wad just
hae liket to hae fa'en i' the field wi' my sword i' my hand, and no to
be cut up like a Christmas pye, and carved a' into collops by a wheen
damned deils."
One of them prepared to cut open his breast, and another his belly; but
a moment's dispute taking place between them in some unknown tongue,
about the mode, as Charlie believed, he crossed himself as well as he
could with his bound hands, and pronounced a sacred name into himself.
That instant he perceived the pages fall a-trembling, and stand back;
their faces blenched with dread, and the weapons fell from their hands.
The Master was wroth, and ordered them to proceed, as Charlie weened by
his motions; but, instead of that, they retired trembling into a corner.
He snatched a knife from one of them, as if determined to do the deed
himself. Charlie then deemed himself gone; for he had a sort of
confused idea, that, by certain laws of nature, and the use of holy
rites, wicked spirits were restrained, else mankind would be destroyed:
"But what law of nature, or what holy word or sign," thought he, "can
restrain the arm of a wicked man? It is my duty to try, however,"
thought he again; and with that he whispered a prayer to the Son of the
Virgin, that He would save a warrior from a death like this.
Charlie's prayer was heard, short as it was; for at that very moment,
while yet the syllables hung on his lips, entered the gruff figure of
the friar, with the keys of the castle over his arm, and followed by his
associates.
"What seek you here, you dogs?" cried the Master, turning about with the
great knife in his hand: "Am I thus to have my privacy disturbed, and my
abode ravaged by a pack of carrion hounds from the hills? Brave pages
mine, bind them all, and cut me them into a thousand pieces."
Scarcely was the order given ere they had the poet on the floor, and
bound with strong cords. The rest prepared to escape; but the great
enchanter placed his back to the door, brandished his great knife, and
dared them to approach him. The mettledness of these pages cannot be
conceived, far less described; they seemed but to will a thing and it
was done. Ere ever one of the intruders had time to rally his thoughts,
or almost to think at all, three of them and the boy were all lying
bound in fetters. But when the imps came to seize on the friar, they
could not. They skipped about and about him, but they had not power even
to touch his frock. The virgin stood behind him trembling; and on their
feeling their want of power over the friar, they turned to lay hold on
her. But the moment they touched her robe, they retired back in dismay.
Michael looked as if he dreaded there was something about these two that
boded him no good; but he wist not what it was, for he had never seen
the prowess of his bond spirits counteracted before; therefore he
awaited the event for a space, when he perceived them vanquished.
The friar had time to rally his thoughts, and remembered that the maid
had the blessed gospel concealed in her bosom; and judging that these
were perhaps fiends with whom they had to do, who durst not stand
against the word of truth, he drew his cross from below his frock,--that
cross which had been consecrated at the shrine of Saint Peter, bathed in
holy water, and blessed with many blessings from the mouths of ancient
martyrs--had done wonderous miracles in the hands of saints of former
days,--and lifting that reverendly up on high, he pronounced the words
from holy writ against which no demon or false spirit's power could
prevail. In one moment all the three imps fled yelling from the
apartment. The countenance of the enchanter fell, and he quaked where he
stood; but the eye of the friar was kindled up with exultation and joy.
"There worketh the hand of my master!" exclaimed he: "There have I
trusted, and I am not, like thee, ashamed of my trust. I have a
strong-hold of hope, and it is founded on a rock, but thy habitation
trembleth beneath thee; and dost thou know, or hast thou considered,
what is underneath?"
The friar then went up and loosed the bonds of his friend Charlie, and
of all the rest, one by one, exulting in his creed, and pouring forth
such sentences of sublime adoration as are not suited for an idle tale.
The Master at length took courage and rebuked him, saying, "It is vain
for thee, foolish dupe of a foolish creed, to multiply such great
swelling words of vanity. What though thy might hath, for once,
prevailed above my might, and thy spell proved more powerful than mine?
I will engage, nevertheless, that in nine times out of ten, mine, on
fair trial, shall prevail over thine. And at all events I can at this
time call in the arm of flesh to my assistance, and do with you whatever
seemeth to me good."
"Ay, gude faith, and that's very true, Master Michael Scott," said
Charlie: "and that we saw wi' our ain een. It is great nonsense to
quarrel with the lord of a castle aneath his ain roof, although, I
confess, I was the first to do it mysel'. But there's an auld saying,
wha wad sit i' Rome and strive wi' the pope? or misca' a Macdonald in
the raws o' Lochaber? We came wi' nae sic intent, but in fair
friendship, and on courteous errand. And now when we are a' rather on
equal footing again, let me beg o' you, great and powerful Master, to be
a reasonable man for aince. Answer the warden's request, and let us gae;
for really, great Sir, our master canna well want us; and mair nor that,
I'm feared yon chaps at the mill dinna gie Corby ony water."
Though the Master did not understand the latter part of this speech, yet
the honest simplicity of Charlie somewhat interested him. His stern and
sullen brow cleared to something like a smile; and on looking at the
singular and original group before him, he half resolved within himself
to have some intercourse with humanity once more. "If it were but for a
day, or even an hour," thought he, "would it not form some variety in a
life thus dedicated to searching after hidden mysteries--a life of
turmoil and distraction, in which there is no allay?"
Such were some of the thoughts that glanced on the dark mind of the
necromancer, as he turned his eye on the broad weather-beaten face of
honest Yardbire, "And what may your master's request be, yeoman?" said
he.
Charlie had great hopes that he would now bring matters to a bearing at
once; and, coming a step nearer to the Master, he laid the one
fore-finger across the other, and answered him thus:--"Why, gude faith,
Sir, it is neither mair nor less than just this:--Ye ken the last time
ye war at the castle of Mountcomyn, ye gae our master, your kinsman, the
warden, some little insight anent things that were to come about:--of
some bits o' glebes, and hopes, and glens, ye ken, that war to fa' to
his house. Now, Sir Knight, or Master, as I should say, he's a man that,
aboon a' ithers that ever war born, looks to the honour and the
advantage o' his house. He's as loyal as the day's light, as generous as
a corn mill, and as brave as a blast o' snaw or a floody river. Od, you
will turn either the ane or the ither sooner than you will turn him wi'
his muirland callans at his back.--Ay, I hae seen him.--But it's
needless to tell what he'll do for his ain. So you see, Sir Master, that
was the preceese thing he sent us for."
"To send troops to his assistance, I perceive?" said the Master.
"Why, Sir Master, to say the truth, we hadna that in charge; though it
wad be far mair mack like, and far mair feasible, and far mair
honourable into the bargain, to send yon great clan o' ratten-nosed
chaps to help our master, than to hae them lying idle, eating you out o'
house and hauld here. Ye wad aye be getting part o' the spulzie. Half a
dozen o' kye at a time now and then disna do amiss. Sae, if you will
come to terms, I will engage for ane to see you get fair share, to the
hoof and the horn, the barn an' the beef boat, the barrel and the bed
blanket. But, ye ken, Sir, in matters like this, we maun do ae thing
afore another, like business men; and ye maun be sae good, and sae kind,
and sae obliging, as to answer our first request first."
"As far as I can recollect," said Michael, "I never heard any request
made."
"Why, gude faith, Sir, ye ken, I believe I forgot that part o't," said
Charlie: "But ye see, that's neither here nor there; for the thing
requires some explanation. Do you ken a' this mad story about the siege
o' Roxburgh?"
"I trouble myself about no worldly things," said the Master, "nor do I
wish to hear about them. Is there no one present who can tell me this
great business at one breath?"
Charlie stepped back. "There's nae garring him hae patience,--and good
troth my tongue I fear has outrun my logic," said he: "Friar, speak
you."
"Great and magnificent Master of Arts," said the friar, stepping
forward, "whom I have longed to see above all men! Lo, thou seest, and
thou hearest, that this man, although he be a man of might, and a
warrior from his youth, is yet uncouth of speech, and altogether
diffuse; therefore listen thou diligently unto the voice of thy servant.
Behold we are come to thee from the man that ruleth over the borders of
the land, and leadeth forth his troops to battle. He sendeth unto thee
greeting, and beseecheth to know of thee what shall befal unto his
people, and to his house, in the latter days. It is thy counsel alone
that he asketh, for thou art renowned for wisdom and foresight to the
farthest corners of the earth. The two nations are engaged in great and
bloody contest, and high are the stakes for which they play. The man who
sent us intreateth of thee to disclose unto thy servants who shall
finally prevail, and whether it behoveth him to join himself to the
captain of his people. He hath, moreover, sent unto thee, by our hand,
these two beautiful captives, the one to be thine handmaiden, and the
other to be thy servant and run at thy bidding; and whatsoever thou
requirest of our captain, that will he do, even to the half of all that
he hath."
There was but one thing on earth by which the wizard could be flattered,
and that was a deference to his profound art. He therefore listened with
patience to the friar, and answered, that the request his kinsman had
made would take many days to consider of: "For," said he, "I have those
to deal with that are more capricious than the changing seasons, and
more perverse than opposing tides and winds; therefore remain with me a
few days, that I may prove you."
"Od bless ye! Sir Master, the thing is impossible!" said Charlie: "I
coudna bide frae my captain and chief, and him in jeopardy; neither
could I endure to think that my poor beast should want water sae lang. A
man's life often depends on his beast."
"Thou givest us no meat," said the friar, "nor wine nor strong drink
givest thou unto us. How, therefore, can we remain in thine house?
Nevertheless would I love to abide a short time with thee, to witness
thy great might, before which the masters of divinations in other lands
have trembled. Verily, I would also show unto thee what thy servant can
do."
"If I were to cope with such as thee, it would only be to show thee thy
littleness!" said Michael. "But thy creed is an abomination to me, and
I abhor it. In the meantime call up my steward, and I will order him to
provide you with meat and drink."
The poet now, for the first time, spoke up in the Master's hearing; and,
indignant at the steward's design on Delany, he delivered himself with
great vehemence.
"Nay, say not so, great Master. The devil hath possession of that man,
sure as the stars burn on the morning's brow. He give us meat or drink!
Sooner he will draw forth the crimson current from our veins, and lay us
with the dead: Sooner he will rob beauty of her treasure, and deface the
image of his Maker. Let us go forth to hill, or dale, or wood, strive
with the crow for carrion, or contend with owlets for a mouse; but to be
bearded by that same surly beast, the heart of man not brooks it. As for
me, I lift my voice, my absolute protest, against the degradation and
effect."
"He is indeed a son of Belial," said the friar; "but I have put him in
ward, that he trouble us not. Lo, here be the keys of thy castle, which
I intend to keep as our surety. Therefore show me the place where thy
good things are disposed, and I myself will be steward for a time; for
indeed that man of thine is such a son of Belial that a man cannot speak
to him."
The Master's brow lowered with dissatisfaction. His subordinate spirits
in whom he trusted had no power over the friar, and other man had he
none within the castle, save Gourlay, who was almost as much fiend as
man. He therefore intreated the friar to set his steward at liberty, and
restore to him the keys, else no meat or drink could be had; and, at the
same time, he gave them all warrandice that they should be kindly used.
"My seneschal," said he, "is as stubborn and froward as any demon of the
pit, nor will he do one kind or fair action save by compulsion. But he
dares not disobey me. If he should presume to dispute my orders in the
slightest instance, one word from you shall be sufficient, and I will
shew you how he shall be requited."
It was forthwith agreed that the Master should accompany them down to
the dungeon, in order to restrain the fury and violence of his servant.
Matters were therefore arranged, and the two prisoners set at liberty.
The steward was sullen and intractable, lying still on the dungeon
floor, disregardful of the words spoken to him by the friar; but when he
heard the Master's threatening accents he sprung to his feet and came
forth, looking at Charlie in such a manner as plainly said, "I shall be
revenged on you."
The Master then took him to task, demanding by whose orders he had shut
up his kinsman's friends in the vault. But he only snarled and gnashed
his teeth in reply.
"And then to suffer yourself to be mured up there!" said the Master.
"Ay," said Gourlay; "some have won a tilt on the king of the field who
never saw the day to win it on another."
"For the viper blood that venoms thy heart do thou ought amiss to these
gentlemen," said the Master, "or to this obnoxious thing that is their
ward! Wherefore, let me ask, were they compelled to shut you up there?"
The steward only grunted in reply; but the poet came again boldly
forward, having been exasperated beyond measure at the steward for his
attempt on Delany; and he said,--"Sir knight, in that I'll truly counsel
you. At dead hour of night, when all was still, save the snell piping of
the frosty wind; even we were all at peace, and quiet lay as did the
dead man's bones, but that, between, the friar at equal intervals sent
forth his nasal roar, so vehement that the mice, yea, and the starveling
rats, ceased from their prowling, listened the dire sound from fleshy
trumpet of our mother church, then sought, with stretched forth tail,
and nimble foot, the depth profound! There quaking did they lie, like
fiends driven from the height to the abyss,--lank make, chilled heart,
and grievous length of tail. At that ill hour, in comes this boding owl,
this ill-starred man of sin, and straight demands that peerless maiden
for your honour's couch. Him we refused--the maiden shrieked for
help--he dragged her forth, and on this laurelled head, crowned by the
muses with celestial bays, inflicted ruthless wound. The bedesman also
fell; but he our friend, the Hector of the hills, wrought his o'erthrow,
and circum-mured him. Thus my say is ended."
The Master, as the poet spoke, seemed several times so much amused that
they expected he would have burst into laughter. But one look of his eye
spoke sentences. When he heard that Gourlay had demanded the maid for
him, he gave him such a glance as made the wretch almost cower to the
earth; and when the poet ended he turned his eyes on Charlie, measuring
him from head to foot, and seeming as if he doubted the fact that he or
any man could master his redoubted seneschal. However, the Master had
seen so much of the group, that he determined, contrary to his custom,
to have some amusement with them. He therefore ordered his seneschal
forthwith to provide all good things for their entertainment.
The stubborn wight made no movement betokening obedience. He stood
upright with his dull white face a little elevated, and his eyes turned
up below his brows, while those who were next him heard him saying to
himself, in accents that creaked in his throat, "Hell must be moved for
this repast!" The Master heard not this sentence, but noting his
steward's indecision, he stamped with his foot, and pointing with his
finger, the latter led the way into an antichamber of the same cold and
naked appearance with the rest of the apartments of the castle, where,
leaving them with a light, the two went away into the great Master's
dormitory, "To cast their cantrips, and bring up the deil."
"He keeps an unco cauld house this carl," said Tam, when they were left
by themselves: "I fancy he'll ken brawly he'll hae ane bien eneugh at
the hinder-end, and downa bide to see fire in this!"
"He brings me a-mind o' daft Jock Amos i' the Goosegreen," said
Gibbie,--"wha never durst lie down on a bed because his mother died on
ane. Whenever he saw a bed wi' white sheets on it he fell a-trembling,
and ran to the gate."
CHAP. III.
Goe fetche mee lofe of your wheitan breide
And ane other coppe of wyne;
For drynke I quhile myne doublet ryve,
For drynke I moste repine.
I fele not corauge in myne herte,
Nor mychte into myne honde,
If there is nott wytchcrafte forth abrode,
There neuir was crafte in londe.
_Ballade of "Prince Henrie."_
The morning had by this time dawned on the gray hills of the forest, and
that with an aspect gloomy and foreboding. The white snowy clouds had
crept down into the bosoms of the hills; and above these clouds were
here and there to be seen the top of a mountain crested with its dark
cairn, so that the heavens and the earth seemed to be mingled together.
"Gude sauf us!" cried Charlie, as he peeped out at his small crannied
window, "but this is a grim, gousty-looking morning! I wish the prince
o' the air be nae fa'en a brewing some o' his hellish storms and
hairikens on us. If there be spirits moving about on thae hills to-day,
they can be nae good anes, ye may see by their look out. Sant Mary be
with us! see their drumly heads appear to be raised to double their
ordinary height."
"Be not thou afraid, my son, of the prince of the power of the air, for
there is one that is greater than he," said the friar; "and though the
fiends may for a while muster their fogs, and foment the air with
storms, yet will he send forth his angels and scatter them; yea, he will
send them forth riding on the whirlwind, and the clouds of heaven shall
be their chariots, and the powers of darkness shall fly in dismay before
them."
The friar stepped forward to the window, and gazed for a minute in
breathless astonishment; then turning away, he added in a solemn tone,
"Verily, my children, I am afraid to look at the face of the sky, or to
behold the hues that are abroad on the firmament this day, though my
strength be the munition of rocks."
The steward now appeared with his rod of office in his hand, and, with
all due ceremony, marshalled his guests up the great stair, and finally
up a small winding stair, to an apartment at the very top of the upmost
tower, above all the turrets and paved battlements. This room was in a
blaze of light with flaming torches all around; and (joyful sight to our
precious embassy!) the table was covered with rich viands in great
abundance. The friar, having got short of breath in his ascent, lagged
considerably behind, while the foremost rushing in, every one began to
help himself with the greatest avidity; so that, when the friar at
length came puffing into the apartment, all the rest had begun without
grace. The seat at the foot of the table was still unoccupied; and
before that there stood a beautiful smoking sirloin of beef, with a
gentle brown crust around it, and half swimming in gravy. Never was
there a more delicious sight presented to a hungry man.
The worthy friar, seeing all the rest engaged, would not risk a trespass
on good manners by interrupting them, although it was an established
custom with him to bless every meal before tasting it. In conformity
with this venerable custom among Christians, he lifted up his spread
hands, closed his eyes, and leaning forward above the beef so closely
that he actually breathed upon it, and felt the flavour of health and
joy ascending by his nostrils, in that fervent and respectful attitude
he blessed the beef in the name of Jesus. Never had blessing a more
dolorous effect. When the friar opened his eyes, the beef was gone.
There was nothing left on the great wooden plate before him but a small
insignificant thing resembling the joint of a frog's leg, or that of a
rat; and perhaps two or three drops of gravy.
The friar's associates were all busily engaged. The steward was moving
about behind them, and at that time happened to be passing by near where
the friar sat; of course, this latter worthy had no doubt whatever but
that the malicious old rascal had stolen the roast slyly from under his
nose the moment that his eyes were closed, whereas the steward was as
much astounded as he. It was a fine picture. The friar had placed
himself hastily to begin; but, missing his beef, and seeing nothing of
it on the board, he was moved with great anger and indignation. There he
sat, biting his lip, and having his deep dark eye fixed on the
seneschal; and there stood the tall seneschal, with his mouth wide open,
his face half raised toward the cornice of the chamber, and his dull
heavy eye fixed on the friar's plate. He was in utter dismay; for he
dreaded that, on such a blessing being pronounced openly, the whole of
his provisions would in like manner vanish away; and he was a blithe man
when, instead of blessing, the friar, on opening his mouth, was rather
inclined to curse.
"Cursed be thy malice, for it is great," cried he: "Thou Nabal! thou
Rabshakeh! thou Shimei, the son of Bichri! thou Er! thou Onan! thou vile
Judas, the son of Simon! Magormissabub be thy name; and may it be
blotted out after thee, and become a bye-word, and a proverb, and a
hissing among people and children. Restore that which thou hast unjustly
taken away, before I thrust my sword into thee, and take away thy life.
Give unto me the precious morsel thou hast taken away, or, lo! thou art
in the jaws of destruction, and the pit openeth her mouth wide upon
thee."
The steward answered neither good nor bad; for he was afraid of the
vengeance of his master, and the evil spirits that wrought at his
bidding, and delighted in nothing so much as in tormenting him, else had
he not taken the friar's curses without repaying them sevenfold. He
therefore shut his mouth, and closed his eyes, putting on a countenance
of the utmost derision. But the friar's heart had been set upon the
beef, his soul had rejoiced over it, and he could not with patience give
way to the idea of losing it; therefore, instead of joining the rest,
who were devouring their various fare with great eagerness, he continued
his anathemas on the steward.
"Blethering gouk!" cried Charlie: "Can nae ye tak part o' what's gaun,
and haud your jaw? What signify a' thae strings o' gospel phrases at sic
a time as this? Will they fill a hungry stamock, or mak the worthy
seneschal either better or waur than he is? Come pledge me in a cup o'
wine to the health of our great landlord, Master Michael Scott."
They handed the stoup down to the friar, who filled for himself, and
took the pledge, though still with a gloomy and a discontented brow. He
then left his seat, and went up one side of the board, close to Gibbie
Jordan, where he began a-helping himself to a slice, from a mangled
shoulder of venison apparently. But it relished not,--for still the lost
beef was uppermost in his mind, and his eye glanced hot displeasure at
the steward.
"Surely he is of all men the most accursed," added he: "He drinketh up
malice as the ox drinketh up water; and as his name is so is he.
Whereunto he hath conveyed the morsel that I loved, is a matter too high
for me to comprehend. I see it not in any corner of the habitation, nor
doth the smell of it reach my nostrils. But I will visit it upon his
head; and mine eyes shall see my desire on him."
The dishes of meat were, however, of good quality, and well mixed with
fat and lean; yet none of them knew exactly what they were, neither
would the sullen steward deign to give them the least information on
that head. There was even one large shapeless piece, of a savour and
consistence so peculiar that no one of them could tell whether it was
flesh or fish. Still they continued their perseverance, devouring one
dish after another, and drinking off one stoup of wine after another,
without any abatement of appetite on the one side or any exhiliration of
spirits on the other, the steward always bringing in a supply with the
most perfect equanimity. At length our yeomen began to look at one
another. Their hands had waxed weary with cutting, and their jaws would
scarcely any more perform their office.
"What is the meaning of this, my brethren," said the friar: "Surely it
is better for us to desist, lest our table prove a snare unto us. Lo, my
hands are weary, and my cheek-bones are pained even to their utmost
extremities. Verily, it is all vanity, for my body is only filled as
with the east wind."
"Na, na; ply away. It's good sport. I dinna see how we can be better
employed," said the deil's Tam.
"I think, my brethren, that we should from eating straight refrain,"
said the poet; "for eating is but weariness, and drinking is but pain.
There is no strength into our bread, nor spirit in our wine: some
warlock wight has ta'en the might out of this food of mine."
The steward had all this time never spoken word good or bad; but had
served them with the utmost obsequiousness; and when they had at length
ceased from feeding, he went and gave the Master an account of the
repast, which proved a source of great divertisement to him.
"I have not," said he, "for these many years, had any desire to trifle
with the beings to whose species I once belonged; but this group
surpasses all of their kind. I will, therefore, lay aside my profound
studies, and be with them as one of themselves. If it were but to
torment them, I will indulge in this idle and vain humour. I have
almost forgot how human passions work."
"I pray of thee, Master," said Gourlay, "that thou wilt suffer me to
slay yon grim and snarling dog in the grey frock. I loathe, hate, and
abhor him. He is, moreover, a bit of a necromancer himself; and has the
insolence to suppose that he can rival you in power."
"It is there I long to try him," said the Master. "In power I brook no
rival in this or any other land, as thou thyself, and thy wretched
companion in bondage, can witness. There is only one thing in this weak
man in shape of a friar that I fear, and that thing shall be nameless.
Perhaps I may commission thee to take him away. In the mean time, remove
the remainder of their wretched viands, and bring me in a vessel full of
the strong wine of Palestine, mixed up with the essence of many spirits.
It is a beverage fit for gods. In it will I pledge these deranged
mortals; and thou shalt see some sport for once, if aught on earth can
divert thee."
"Certes I shall be diverted, great Master of arts. I hope you will
favour them with a touch of _the varieties_, by way of example?"
"By and by, Gourlay,--all in good time. In the mean while, let us deal
with them as men and as gentlemen; and, before I metamorphose them
into quadrupeds, let us see what kind of beings they will make of
themselves."
The Master accordingly entered the room, where his guests still sat
round the board. All of them rose, and made obeisance; but, without
returning the courtesy, he took his seat at the end of the table next to
the door, and was just about to address them, when he was interrupted by
Charlie Scott. There were two great individuals always uppermost in
Charlie's mind,--these were his master the warden, and his horse Corby;
and finding himself again in the Master's presence, and thinking he
rather looked better pleased than he was wont, he judged it prudent not
to let the opportunity slip: so, after scratching his head violently
with both hands, he thus preferred his solicitation:
"Gude faith, Master Scott, I'm glad I hae seen you again; and, nae
disparagement either to you or your house, Sir Knight, but the truth is,
we canna bide here. For, in the first place, you see, our skins will
gang to the bauks in a jiffey; and, in the next place, our captain, the
warden, canna want us. It is far mair than our lives are worth for us to
stay here; for, troth, Sir Master, the lives o' others depend on it.
Now, I wadna like that we were trowed to be corbie messengers. And that
brings me a-mind, Sir Knight, how muckle need I hae to be at the mill
down by there. I hae a friend at it that I fear is in nae good plight."
"Content you, gallant squire, for a space," said the Master; "I do
intend to answer the request of my noble kinsman with all expedition;
but such things cannot be done in a moment. I must read the face of the
heavens, and listen to the voices from the deep below. I have likewise a
master to consult; he has another; and both are as perverse as hell
itself. Be content, therefore, and enjoy yourselves for the remainder of
this day. Give me all your names that I may register them, and give me
them truly."
Every one gave his name and designation, save that the poet gave the
name of the lovely Delany with an encomium on her beauty and virtue. But
Michael cared for none of those things. What appeared beautiful in the
eyes of other men, to his were loathsomeness and deformity. Far
different was the case when the friar announced his own name.
Michael started to his feet, and, with spread hands, and every feature
of his countenance dilated with joy, he exclaimed, "What? Primate of
Douay in France, and author of the Book of Arts?"
"The same, great Sir," said the friar: "I confide it to you: But haply
thou dost not know, in this thy retired habitation, that men thirst for
my blood; that I am a persecuted man, and have suffered imprisonments,
bonds, wounds, yea, and tortures; that I have been hunted from nation
to nation, and from land to land, until I found shelter and protection
among these wild and reckless Borderers, a people that neither fear God
nor regard man. With them have I taken up my abode. I am become a father
to them, and they are as children unto me. I love them. But, if they
should be induced to give me up, wo would be unto me!"
"What d' ye say, man?" said Charlie, grasping his hand. "D' ye think a
Scot amang us wad gie you up? If there be sic a man in the Border array,
he ought to be d--ned. But I trow I ken a bit o' the warden's mind
there; and I can tell you, a' the pens and a' the rapiers in England
wadna gar him gie up the gospel friar. Na, na; if ever he's gien up, he
maun gie up himsel, and mak his ain conditions too."
"Great and notable Primate, you are welcome to this castle," said the
Master; "whether by the title of monk, prior, primate, or friar, I say
you are welcome here. I have ridden a thousand miles to meet with you.
But that is long agone. I had heard of your great skill in the sublime
arts, that surpass the comprehension of ordinary men, and I determined
to stake my life on the trial of skill between us. I was disappointed in
meeting with you, for you were not to be found, dead or alive. The days
of my ambition are fled. My power has been acknowledged so long, none
daring to contend with me, that indifference hath ensued; after that
came disgust, and with it misery. Thou art the man of all the earth
whose fame I have envied; and, if thou darest, I will contend with thee,
for freedom or for life, which thou wilt. If thou art overcome, thou
shalt be my bondsman and slave, and if thou conquerest I will submit to
be thine."
"Lo, I will contend with thee even for name and being," said the friar.
"Of the strong-holds of sin and Satan am I not afraid. I have put the
ministers of thy vengeance to flight already, and I will chase, yea, I
will overcome and pursue them away; as chaff is driven before the wind,
will I scatter them. Dare not to contend with me; for, if I judge
aright, my Master holdeth thine in chains, and if I interfere thou
canst do nothing. I judge it therefore best to contend as brothers
contend. To admire what is truly great, and deride that which is
insignificant. Mine are the arts of peace, truth, and righteousness, and
I hoped thine were the same."
"Why, art thou not a monk, a follower of the wretched maniac, Benedict
of Padua? that driveller in hidden mysteries?" said the Master. "I do
not rightly comprehend thee, or by what power thou didst thwart my
servants. Tell me in one word,--Art thou not in combination with the
potent elemental spirits that rule and controul the earth, the air, the
fire, and the waters? If not, thy arts are superficial and worthless."
"Thou shalt see, and thou shalt judge," said the friar: "I am not
ashamed of that I can do." And with that he went and brought up his huge
portmanteau, in which he always carried many a small and curious
apparatus; but these he kept carefully concealed, having suffered so
much from the superstitions of bigotted and illiterate men, in the
course of his profound researches. He was the greatest chemist that had
ever appeared on the stage of existence; yet that curious and refined
art was he obliged carefully to conceal, having been persecuted as a
necromancer over every kingdom of southern Europe.
When he went away Charlie Scott was terribly in the fidgets. He expected
instantly to witness the raising of the devil, and other infernal
spirits, against whom he cherished the most inveterate dislike. His eyes
began to set in his head, and the roof of his mouth became so dry that
he could not pronounce words distinctly.
"Gude faith, Sir Master," said he, "I dinna appruve of a man setting up
his birse, and braving a gentleman in his ain house. And, wi' your
permission, I hae something o' great importance to do at the mill; sae
I'll e'en step down that length, and I shall come up again' the morning
by day-light."
"Please to remain with your friends, good yeoman," said the Master:
"You shall witness something worth your while. What can you possibly
have to do at the mill?"
"Muckle, muckle to do at the mill, Sir Knight; I'll just refer it to
yoursel,--can either man or beast leeve wanting drink?"
"I beg your pardon," said the Master: "I had almost forgot my principal
errand. Gourlay, fill me a glass of the wine of Palestine."
The steward did as he was ordered; and the Master, taking the cup, drank
to the health of his kinsman, the warden, and all his friends. Every one
of his guests did the same, save the maiden and boy; and every eye was
cleared, and every heart warmed, for the liquor was as strong as brandy.
"Weel, Sir Knight," said Charlie, "that is what ane wad ca' rather stiff
sturdy drink; I hae nae tasted ought as weel worth the drinking: And if
ye will just gar auld Crossgrains come ower us again, I think I could
even prevail on mysel' to face the deil, and let Corby tak his chance."
The request was instantly complied with. Each of them got another cup;
and the friar having tarried a while to put his affairs in order, when
he came back the tongues of all his companions were going at once, and
he was apprehensive that they were bewitched. He, however, took the
pledge in one full cup, and was greatly revived by it; but refused
taking another at that time.
The room in which they sat was lighted by four windows: those to the
east and west were small circular ones, having a pane of bright glass in
each: those to the north and south were merely long slits in the wall,
without any glass; and the first thing the friar did, before producing
the specimens of his art, was to close up all these windows, so as to
exclude the light of day, and the glass of the western one he either
contrived to remove, substituting another in its place, or else he put
another piece of magnifying glass over it.
When he began a-closing up the last, Charlie entered a vehement protest
against it, on the ground that no body would see what he did, or what he
raised, and any one might be seized by the neck ere ever he was aware,
by some o' his infernal deils.
"I hate a' surprises," added he; "It's best keeping the crown o' the
fell, and seeing weel about ane. Room to fight and room to flee, an ye
like, Maister Gospel-friar. Wha do you think's gaun to play at
hide-and-seek wi' the deil in sic a place as this?"
The Master, in a sneering manner, requested that the great enchanter
might have his own way: and Charlie, whose tongue was a little loosed by
the wine of Palestine, was at last restrained, though not without a good
deal of grumbling and fidgetting. The room was darkened; the friar went
into a small alcove, and, by the help of a magic lanthorn, a thing never
before seen in Scotland, he raised up a tremendous and horrid figure on
the wall. It was of gigantic size; its eyes, lips, and paws moved; and
its body was thrown into various contortions.
All were in breathless silence on the appearance of this extraordinary
shade; but among the darkling group there was distinctly heard one
whose breathing was frequently cut short, as if something had been
choking him, or seizing him by the throat.
After the apparition had gone through its various evolutions, all
apparently at the further end of the apartment, it fixed its eyes,
clenched its teeth, and, stretching forth its claws, it appeared to make
a spring forward at the party.
"Aih! L--d be here!" cried Charlie in a trumpet voice, and threw himself
flat down behind the rest. Hearing that some of them laughed at the
fright he had got, he ventured to speak and expostulate a little; but no
curiosity could induce him to raise his face from the floor, or open his
eyes again while the friar's exhibition continued. "Lair him, lair him,
friar!" cried he,--"or, od, I's be about your lugs some day for this.
Lair him, lair him, in the name of St Michael! and if that winna do, try
him wi' Peter--he'll send him ower the battlements like a shot. O good
friar, whatever ye do, lair him!"
The friar went on with his phantasmagoria. The figure, after giving a
shiver or two, was parted into three, all of the same form and size,
but all making different motions, and different contortions of feature.
The three were afterwards parted into six, which, among other grotesque
feats, danced a reel, and, on running thro' it, every one threw itself
heels-over-head. The group of onlookers laughed outright at this,
notwithstanding their astonishment, and called to Charlie to look. But
he would not move his face from the earth, and only asked, in a
half-suffocated voice, "Is he no laired yet? Od I shall be about wi'
that cursed body for his tricks."
When the friar had concluded this feat, he put out his small lanthorn,
took the machinery out of it, concealing it beneath his ample frock, and
again opened all the windows.
Charlie got up, and running to one of the loop-holes, "Gude be thankit,
I'll get a cooke o' the air o' heaven again!" said he, "for I hae been
breathing fire and brimstone this while byegane. Foul befa' me gin ever
I saw the like o' yon; I was sair dumfoundered,--but wha could stand
afore the face of a fiery giant?"
The friar's associates looked at the lanthorn, examining it with curious
eyes, but perceived nothing about it which could in any way account for
the apparition they had seen. Master Michael Scott did not deign to ask
a sight of it, but paced over the floor in sullen and thoughtful mood.
The seneschal stood fixed to the spot on which he had witnessed the
phenomenon, with his heavy unmoving eyes turned towards his master. He
seemed dubious whether he was vanquished or not. The Master at length
spoke, addressing the friar:--
"I hope, right worshipful Primate, this is not the extent of your
knowledge and power in the sublime art of divination? The whole is only
a delusion,--a shadow,--a phantom, calculated to astonish women or
children. I acknowledge it to be ingenious; still it is nothing. You
multiplied your shadows, turning three into six; now, if I turn
three men into six living, breathing, substantial beings, will you
acknowledge yourself outdone?"
"Certes, I will," said the friar.
"Away, then, with deception," said the Master: "What I do, I do in the
open eye of day.--Stand forth three of you."
"Master Michael Scott, I'll tell you what it is," said Charlie, "I
solemnly protest against being parted into twa."
"You shall neither suffer nor feel the least inconvenience by the
change, brave yeoman," said the Master; "therefore be not afraid, but
stand forth."
Charlie hung his head to one side in a deep reverie, till at length his
countenance lightened up by degrees, his features opening into a broad
smile.
"I'll tell you what it is, Sir Knight," said he, "if you will assure me
that baith o' us shall be as stout and as wight chaps as I am mysel e'en
now, gude faith, I dinna care though ye mak me into twa, for my master
the warden's sake. If you could double an army that gate, it wad be a
great matter. I doubt sair I'll cast out wi' my tither half about
something that I ken o', and that's Corby; but I'll run the risk. Nane
o' your cutfing and cleaving, however, Sir Knight. Nane o' your imps wi'
their lang-kail gully knives again."
Charlie stepped up the floor, and took his stand with his back at the
wall, to await doggedly this multiplication of himself. Tam soon joined
him: but there was a hard contest between Gibbie and the poet, both of
whom were rather personal cowards, and both alike averse to such
experiments. The former was at length obliged to yield, for Carol clung
so close to the maid, that nothing could induce him to part from her;
and, ever since the friar gave him the grievous overthrow, he had lost
all confidence in his personal prowess.
Michael stamped thrice with his heel, and spoke some words in an unknown
tongue, in a low muttering tone; but some of them heard the sounds of
Prig, Prim, and Pricker. There was a momentary confusion in the
apartment. A darkening haze flashed over it, and blinded the eyes of men
for a short space; the floor gave a shake, as if it had sunk down a
little,--and there stood two of each of the three friends, so completely
alike that no one knew who was who.
No scene could be more truly ludicrous than the one which now ensued;
each man turned to his prototype, and the looks of confusion and
astonishment in both being the same, the beholders were seized with
irrepressible laughter.
Charlie felt his legs, thighs, and ribs, if they remained the same as
before. The other boardly personage in the same shape followed his
example, and added, "Gude faith, the like o' this I saw never!"
"You may weel say't," said the other; "But let me see if you can draw
that lang sword as weel an' as cleverly as I can do."
"Gude Lord, hear til him!" said the first: "He's speaking as he were the
true Charlie Scott himsel! Speak ye, friend: Were you me before this!
That, is, did you ride with the warden over the border?"
"I am sure if you were there, I never saw you before," said the second
speaker; "But I dinna ken what I am saying; for the truth is I dinna
comprehend this."
With that they again gazed at each other, and looked over their
shoulders, as if they would not have cared to have fled from one
another's presence.
With every pair the scene was much the same. Tam was so much astonished
that he turned to his second self, cowered down, leaning his hands upon
his knees, and made a staunch point at him. The other took precisely the
same posture, so that their long noses almost met. The maid, the poet,
and the boy screamed with laughter. Both of the Tams laughed too, so
that they very much resembled an ideot looking at himself in a glass.
"Friend, I canna say but ye're very like me," said Gibbie to his
partner; "But, though nane o' us be great beauties, ye look rather the
warst o' the twae."
"It brings me a-mind o' a story I hae heard my mother tell," said the
other, "of a lady and her twa Blackamores"--
"What the deil man!" exclaimed the first; "Did your mother tell that
story too?"
"Ay; wha else but she tauld it? I say my mother, auld Effy Blakely of
the Peatstacknowe."
"Eh?--She your mother? It is gayan queer if we be baith ane after a'!
for I never had a billy."
The two Gibbies then both began to tell stories, which each claimed as
originally his, so that the perplexity still increased. Nor was it
better when the parties began to mix and address each other. All spoke
of themselves as the right and proper persons, and of the others as
beings in their likenesses, and the most complete uncertainty prevailed.
But, just as the novelty and interest of the drama began to subside,
Michael, by a wave of his hand annihilated the three additional
personages, and all remained as it was before the grand exhibition
commenced, save that our group had got a new topic of conversation and
merriment.
"Primate of Douay, so celebrated for thy mighty enchantments, how
thinkest thou of this?" said the Master.
"That thou hast done what no man could have done beside," said the
friar; "and that thy power even surpasseth that of the magicians of
Egypt, and of those of the countries in the lands of the east. But in
one thing my power is even as thy power. Dost thou know that I could
have prevented thy charm, and put a period to thy enchantment at my will
and pleasure?"
"It is not the power of prevention that we are trying," said the Master.
"Suffer my servants to do their work, as I shall suffer thine, and we
shall then see who are most punctually obeyed, and who shall perform the
greatest works. Only, if I prevail in all things, you will surely have
the generosity to acknowledge that my master is greater than thine?"
"Wo be unto me if such a confession proceed out of my lips!" said the
friar: "Who can be greater than he who builded the stories of heaven,
and laid the foundations of this earth below; who lighted up the sun,
sending him abroad in brightness and in glory, and placed the moon and
the stars in the firmament on high? Who is greater than he who hath made
the mountains to stand, the seas to roll, and the winds to blow? who
hath not only made the souls of men, but all the spirits of the upper
and nether world--"
"Peace, thou maniac!" cried the Master, interrupting the friar, in a
voice that made him leap from the floor: "Comest thou here to babble
treason against the master whom I serve, and the mighty spirits with
whom I am in league? Do what thou canst do, and cease from speaking evil
of dignities. What knowest thou of the principalities and powers that
inhabit and rule over the various regions of the universe? No more than
the mole that grovelleth beneath the sward.--What further canst thou do
in proof of thy profound art?"
"Behold with thine eyes, O thou who accountest thyself the greatest
among the children of men!" said the friar, with a waggish air; "that I
will but speak the word, and the mountains shall be rent asunder, and
the tops of the everlasting hills stand in opposition. Knowest thou the
proper name, figure, and dimensions of that peaked mountain over against
the castle, to the west?"
"Well may I know it," said the Master, "for I have looked out on it
these fifty years, and many a hundred times have I followed the chase
around it. It is named Cope-Law, and the mountain is my own."
"Mountain of Cope-Law, hear my voice," cried the friar in the same
waggish tone, in which there was an affectation of sublime command:
"Thou hast borne the footsteps of thy great master and his black horse
Beelzebub, yet hast thou neither been scorched nor rent. Yea though he
hath cursed thee in the bitterness of ire, yet hath thy grey head never
been shaken.--But, behold, a greater than thy master is here. Mountain
of Cope-Law, hear my voice:--Be thou rent asunder and divided into
three, that thy owner may look on thee and be astonied. If it please
thee, mighty magician, look out on thy mountain of Cope-Law now."
Many a thousand times had the Master looked out at that circular window;
every bush and grey stone on the hill were familiar to him; and, all
unsuspicious of the simple deceit that had been practised on him, he
went and looked forth from the window, when, in the place where one
round peaked mountain was wont to be, he actually saw three, all of the
same dimensions; and, as he weened, each of them more steep, tall, and
romantic than the original one had been. He looked, and looked
again--the optical delusion was complete. He paced the floor in sullen
mood; muttered some sentences to himself in an under tone, and once more
looked forth on the singular phenomenon. The mountains remained the
same. They could not be seen from any other window, and no one thought
of descending to the great balcony; so that in the eyes of all the friar
remained triumphant.
The Master could not brook this. He strode the floor in gloomy
indignation; and at length they heard him saying, "If I should venture
to demand it--But is it then to be my last great work? The demand is
dreadful!--I will--I'll demand it. Never shall it be said that Michael
Scott was out-done in his own art, and that by a poor peddling friar.
Come all of you hither," added he in a louder tone. "Look at that
mountain to the east. It is known to you all--the great hill of Eildon.
You see and know that it is one round, smooth, and unbroken cone."
"We all know it, and have known it from infancy," was the general
answer.
The Master gave three strokes with his heel, and called the names of his
three elfin pages, who in an instant stood before him.--"Work, Master,
work,--what work now?"
"Look at that mountain to the east," said he, "ycleped the hill of
Eildon. Go and twist me it into three."
The pages grinned, looking at him with eyes of a devilish gleam, as a
ravenous creature eyes its prey.
"The hill is a granite rock," said one,--"and five arrow-flights high,"
said another,--"and seventy round the base," said the first.
"All the powers of earth, and hell to boot, are unmeet to the task,"
added the third.
"Thou art a proud and impertinent liar, perverse imp of the regions of
flame," said the Master: "Note this, The thing must, and shall be done;
even though a body and soul should both be given up as the guerdon. I
know my conditions; they are sealed, and subscribed, and I am not to be
disobeyed. Get to your work without more hesitation."
The three pages then fell to reeling about and about, singing a wild and
uncouth trio, in words of the following import:
"Pick and spade
To our aid!
Flaught and flail,
Fire and hail!
Winds arise, and tempests brattle,
And if you will the thunders rattle.
Come away
Elfin grey,
Much to do ere break of day!
Come with spade, and sieve, and shovel;
Come with roar, and rout, and revel;
Come with crow, and come with crane,
Strength of steed, and weight of wain,
Crash of rock, and roar of river;
And, if you will, with thunders shiver!
Come away,
Elfin grey;
Much to do ere break of day!"
As they sung these last lines they reeled out at the door in a circular
motion, so rapid that the eye dazzled which looked on them. The poet,
drawn involuntarily by the ears after that wild fairy lay, hasted out
after them. He looked east, and west, and all around, but he only saw
three crows winging their flight toward the hill of Eildon.
From the time of their departure the temper of the great Master became
extremely variable. At one time his visage would be clouded with the
gloom of despair, and at another lighted up with a sort of horrid
exultation; but he spake not, save to himself.
The friar, therefore, in order to divert his host, and gratify his own
vanity, proposed to show off some more wonders of his art. Accordingly
he closed up all the windows once more, making the apartment as dark as
pitch, and exercised many curious chemical devices, lighted Roman
candles, and made them dance about the chamber in every colour of the
rainbow.
He was still busily employed playing off his little ingenious tricks,
when the party were disturbed by a bustle in one of the corners. It
chanced to be so dark at the moment that no one could see what was going
on; but they heard a noise as of two people struggling; then a blow, and
one falling down with a groan.
The friar paused, calling out and enquiring what it was. Charlie, never
behind in a fray, bustled over the forms toward the scene of action; but
falling by the way, the noise was quickly removed to another corner, a
door was opened and shut, and all was again quiet.
Every one ran about groping his way in the dark, and coming full drive
against others, till the friar had the presence of mind to pull the
stuffing out of some of the windows. The first thing they then saw was
the poet lying on the floor, void of sense and motion; and then it
quickly appeared that the steward and Delany were a-wanting. The whole
party, save the Master, set out on the pursuit, headed by the friar and
Charlie, and came just in time to rescue the maid as the wretch was
dragging her into his abominable cell. It seemed that he had determined
on seizing her as his prey, and now that the three infernal pages, his
tormentors, were dispatched elsewhere, he feared neither the Master nor
his guests; and, taking advantage of the utter darkness, and of the poet
and her being in a corner by themselves, he stole up to them, gagged the
maid, silenced the poet, who resisted, with one blow, and then bore off
the helpless lady with all expedition.
When he saw that he was overtaken and overpowered by numbers, he only
laughed at them; and assured them that, in spite of all they could do,
he would have possession of her, and that they should see. The girl
wept and complained of being hurt; but then he only laughed and mocked
the louder. Some of them proposed that they should hew him all to
pieces, but the friar had resolved on his measures, and, at his request,
they took the culprit up before the Master, and there lodged their
accusations against him. But the Master either durst not, or would not
say a word against him; for, in fact, it appeared that this great man,
without his familiar spirits, shrunk into nothing, and was not only
afraid of his own bondsman, but of every thing around him, deeming
himself altogether without help.
The friar's eye burned with indignation and rage, at witnessing such
arrogance on the one hand, and imbecility on the other; but his bootless
wrath only delighted the steward the more; and it was evident that, had
it not been for fear of Charlie Scott's long sword and heavy hand, he
would have taken his prey from the midst of them.
Delany still wept and sobbed till her bosom was like to rend, and begged
to be taken away from the castle, or to be killed and put in her grave.
The friar tried, with all the fair and kind speeches he was master of,
to comfort her; but when she saw the poet pale, bleeding, and sitting
still unable to rise, she only waxed worse, and hid herself from the eye
of the wretch behind the friar's frock.
"Daughter of my love, and child of many misfortunes, be thou comforted,"
said the friar; "for though the wicked triumph for a space in their
iniquity, yet shall they not thrive. They who refuse to do justice to
the innocent and upright in heart shall perish in their sin, and pass
away as the smoke that is driven by the wind. Therefore, my daughter, be
thou comforted; and that thy heart may be cheered, I will show thee a
wonder of my art,--a wonder so great that whosoever seeth it his heart
shall melt within him; and whosoever heareth of it his ears shall
tingle. Come, whoso listeth, forth into the open air, and I will do it
in the sight of heaven and of man."
The friar then lifting up his huge portmanteau, went forth to the large
paved gateway that surrounded the whole of the uppermost arches of the
castle. It was so ample as to be like a small field, for it covered all
the castle, save four small pointed turrets, and the square apartment
which the party now left, that rose like a shapeless dome above all. In
one corner of this level battlement there stood a leaden vessel that had
once been used as a cistern. To that the friar went; and, laying down
his huge walise, he took from thence a handful of blackish sand, and
strinkled it all around the battlement on the one side to the opposite
corner. He then stood and looked awfully around him. He looked to the
heavens, but they were shrouded in a dark hideous cloud that now covered
the mountains, and hung lowering over the uppermost spire of the castle.
Neither the Cope-Law nor the hill of Eildon could be seen, nor could
aught be seen save the dark and troubled cloud. The scene was truly
impressive; and when the rest saw the friar looking on it with such
apparent dread, all of them looked abroad with him, and whispered to one
another, "He's gaun to be about some awesome enchantment now."
The friar covered up his pormanteau with the leaden vessel, and then
desired the Master to bring any weight he chose, and heap it on its
bottom, which he had now turned uppermost, and, at one word or sign, he
would make his goat-skin wallet carry the vessel, and all such weight,
round the battlements of the castle.
The Master, and every one present, pronounced the thing to be
impossible,--the steward grinned in derision,--and, after mocking and
taunting the friar on his art in the most gross and provoking terms, he
proffered to hold down the leaden tub, wallet and altogether, or to
forfeit his head if he failed. Then laying himself over it, in the
attitude of holding it down, he called on the friar to proceed, and give
him the promised canter round the walls, which he well deserved, he
said, not only for his kindness to them all, and to their Miss in
particular, but also for his kind intentions. Then he scoffed aloud,
crying out, "Now thou poor vain fool and liar, be as good as thy word,
and give me, an it were, but one hobble."
"God do so to me, and more also," said the friar, "if I do not give thee
such a hobble as eye hath not seen!"
With that he struck a spark of fire among the black sand, as the rest
supposed it to be, that lay among his feet. The sand caught fire,--the
flame ran sputtering around the western battlement,--and the next moment
the steward and his tub bolted away into the firmament in a tremendous
flash of fire, and with a sound so loud that it shook the castle to its
foundations. Some averred that they saw, through the fire and smoke, a
momentary glance of him and the cistern both, as they pierced the cloud
towards the north; but nothing further was heard or seen,--and, in a
second of time, all was quite and gloomy above and around as it had been
before.
CHAPTER IV.
The wind blew as 'twould blawn it's last,
The thickening showers rose on the blast;
The speedy gleam the darkness swallowed,
Loud, deep, and lang the thunder bellowed;
That night a child might understand
The deil had business on his hand!
_Tam o' Shanter._
Long was it before any of the astonished spectators opened their lips.
The shock had almost deprived them of sense, sight, and motion; and when
they began to articulate, it was only to utter short exclamations, and
names of saints. Tam Craik was the first who ventured a remark, which
was in the following words:--"By the Lord Robin!" (meaning, it was
supposed, the king,) "The deil has flown away wi' him bodily in a flash
o' fire!"
The great Master stood mute with astonishment; he even trembled with
dread; and appeared once as if he would have fallen at the friar's feet:
But he never said, Where is my seneschal gone? Whither hast thou sent
him? seeming rather to succumb to his guests for the time, being as a
man utterly at their mercy. His powerful and malevolent spirits had left
him by his command; his steward, and only human attendant, had been
blown into the air; and as for the miserable night-hag, they had seen no
more of her since her escape from the prison vault, and they wist not
whether she remained in the castle, or had fled from it out of dread of
the symbols of the Christian religion, which she had seen about the
friar, and the effects of which she had felt in frustrating her potent
spells. The wizard had therefore none to execute his commands, and
appeared a being quite forlorn, as well as greatly troubled in his mind.
No one ever knew to this day by what means the wicked seneschal was
borne away among the clouds in a column of fire and smoke; and those who
witnessed it spread the word over the country, that the devil took him
away with a great roar amid fire and brimstone; and that, after having
him up among the dark clouds, he tore him all to pieces. It was a fact
that one of the steward's mangled limbs was found hanging on a tree,
among some thick branches, in the wood of Sheil's Heuch, over against
the castle, which gave some countenance to the report; and no farther
remnants of him were ever discovered.
The friar, however, knew well enough by what means he was taken away;
and though he never explained it as long as he remained in Scotland, it
is meet that the readers of this tale should know the truth. It can be
told in a few words. The friar had brought his huge wallet full of the
strongest gunpowder he had been able to make, to shew off his wonderful
feats, and astonish the great Master. The exigency of the moment induced
him to part with it all at once; and, in all probability, he could not
have caused so much astonishment by any experiment he could have put in
practice.
He was guilty, however, of a manifest oversight; one that had well
nigh proved fatal to the whole party in its consequences, When they
found themselves freed from their vile persecutor, and the great
Master rather their prisoner than they his, their first thought
was of departing from that unhallowed place, and awaiting, in the
neighbourhood, the wizard's final answer, without which they durst not
well return to the warden.
Charlie jumped on the battlement with very joy that he would now get
down to the mill to see what was become of Corby, and how he fared; and
he was the first man to proceed down the narrow stair-case, leading the
way to the fair fields. But, alas, how transient are all sublunary joys
and hopes! In the middle of this confined and difficult stair, just at
its darkest and most acute turn, there was a massive iron door, which
Charlie ran his nose against in his descent, and soon found, to his
mortification and disappointment, that it was locked and double locked.
He returned to those above with the dismal information. The friar's
countenance fell, and he became pale as ashes, when it was thus brought
to his recollection that he had not only blown the brutal seneschal to
the devil, but that he had blown the keys of the castle along with him;
and there were they left on the roof to perish with hunger.
After many ineffectual attempts to break open that door, having no other
resource, they agreed to go to the topmost tower, and there unite their
voices, in order to raise the country to their assistance; for, without
ropes and ladders, they saw no means of escape. Accordingly they
ascended, and uttered many a prolonged and tremendous shout, for the
space of a whole hour. But these unwonted cries only drove the hinds to
a greater distance from the castle. Many of them had witnessed the
mighty explosion at the exit of the seneschal, which, in the middle of
the lurid gloom, had a hideous effect; and when they heard such long and
loud howls proceeding from the battlements of that gloomy and desolate
pile, they weened that a whole host of demons had assembled about it,
and kept far aloof.
In these and other fruitless exertions, our hapless prisoners spent the
evening of that eventful day. The sun, or the blue sky, had not once
appeared since the break of morn. For a little while, about noon, the
hills of the Forest were visible, and, on their back-ground of pale
shadowy clouds, formed a scene of dark sublimity. Still, as it
approached toward evening, these clouds came lower and lower down upon
the hills, and became more dark and dense in their appearance; and
precisely at the close of day the storm burst forth in all its fury,
sweeping over hill and dale with increasing majesty every minute. The
woods roared and crashed before the blast. The snow descended so thick
that in a short time every ravine and sheltered dell was heaped. After
that came sleet and snow mingled; and, finally, a driving rain dashed
with such violence on the earth, that it seemed as if a thousand
cataracts poured from the western heaven to mix with the tempest below.
Needless is it to describe that night farther. It was that on which the
great battle was fought in the camp of Douglas, and formerly mentioned
in this momentous history.--It is therefore apparent that Isaac the
curate is now drawing near to the same period of time when he broke off
at a tangent and left the camp, and that every thing will, of course, go
on to the catastrophe without further interruption.
* * * * *
Kind hearted and gentle reader, be not too sanguine. Who can tell what
is to fall out between the cup and the lip? Incidents seem to have
multipled intentionally to interrupt poor Isaac's narrative. Besides,
let any one consider how he is to liberate and get free of this group of
interesting individuals, locked up, as they were, to perish on the top
of the castle of Aikwood. It was no difficulty to Isaac. He was one of
those wise and downright men who know that truth tells always the best,
and to that maxim he adhered. But the worst of it was, there were so
many truths, that any body may see it was scarcely possible to get them
all narrated in their proper places; and that, without the help of the
waggoner, the task could never have been effected.
"Gude sauf us, but it is gaun to be an awsome night!" said Charlie
Scott, as he stepped the last up into the dark apartment in which the
party had spent the greater part of the day, and into which the storm
had now driven them once more.
"Gaun to be?" said Tam, taking up Charlie's words; "I wot nae what it is
gaun to be, but it is an awsome night already."
"It brings me in mind of a story," said Gibbie, "that I hae often heard
about a friar Gabriel o' St Martin's that raised the deil--"
"Od, Sir, an ye dare, for the blood of you, speak another word about
raising the deil the night," cried Charlie, interrupting him, "may I be
chased by an Englishman, if I dinna thraw you ower the castle wa'. We
little ken wha may be near, or wha may be amang us. Gin ane may judge by
appearances, that same chap ye hae named (gude keep me frae repeating
it) isna in his ain hett hame the night. Heaven defend us, hear how the
wind howls and sobs! I wish yon auld houses o' the mill may be safe
aneuch; they stand sair exposed. Hech-ho! hear til't! There will be mony
cauld quarters on Otterdale the night, but there is some a-wanting there
that wad be blithe to share them."
The friar now set himself to strike a light, which at last he effected;
and collecting the oil which remained in the lamps into one, they found,
to Charlie's great satisfaction, that they had as much as would burn
over-night, besides some remnants of waxen torches. Of all the huge
remains of their morning feast that they had seen removed from the
table, they could not find one vestige, even though the trenchers
remained in the chamber as it was termed; but, to their great joy, they
found an article as precious to the eyes, for about two-thirds of the
huge flagon of the wine of Palestine were still left. This, in the total
absence of fuel, was a discovery of some consequence; and the friar, in
the like absence of a steward, took that office voluntarily on himself.
When the lamp was kindled, the first thing that Delany did was to dress
the poor poet's hurt head, and bind it up with a napkin. This attention
and kindness so thrilled his heart that he could not refrain from tears,
and seemed to rejoice in his wound; and as both he and his adored maiden
had seen the ruffian steward transported up to heaven in a flame
of fire, they were freed from all terror on his account; and,
notwithstanding all the perils with which they were surrounded, they
appeared composed, and, if not happy, were at least quite resigned to
their fate.
The great Master sat muffled up in his cloak, and apart by himself, his
brows screwed down into deep curved wrinkles, and his sunken eye fixed
on the ground. The friar filled a cup of wine, and, bowing, presented it
to him the first. He took the cup, and drank it off, but he spoke not a
word: his piercing eyes glimmered round the chamber; he uttered a loud
groan, and, apparently, sunk again into his deep reverie. The
transportation of his steward, while in the very act of braving the
friar's might, made a terrible impression on his mind, and he weened
that he now sat before his master--before one that might send him on a
voyage of the same nature whenever he chose; and therefore he judged,
with great reason, that for a space it behoved him to keep on good terms
with so dangerous an opponent.
When each had taken a cup of the elevating beverage, the effect was
delightful; all their cares, dangers, and wants faded; the terrors of
the storm, that was still increasing, only startled them now and then,
as it rattled on the tower, or yelled thro' the crevices below. They
chatted, laughed, and broke jokes on each other, till even the sublime
Master was diverted from his profound and brooding ideas, and smiled at
the rustic simplicity of the characters around him. The laird of the
Peatstacknowe told a great number of his long stories, of which
something that was seen, said, or done, always reminded him; Charlie
told confused stories about battles and forays; and the poet came in
always between with his rythmatic descriptions and allusions; until at
one time the associations of ideas followed one another in a manner so
truly ludicrous, that the enchanter actually laughed till he had almost
fallen into a fit, a thing that had not for twenty years been witnessed
of him.
The tempest still continued to rage, and the loquacity of the party
beginning to flag, they became drowsy as midnight approached. The friar
then looking gravely around him, and, laying aside his hood, took a
small psalter book from his bosom; which volume also contained the four
books of the Apocalypse; and, opening it reverendly, he proposed that
they should all join in performing the evening service to the Virgin,
and the hymn to the Redeemer. Delany rose from off the lap of the poet's
cloak, where she had sat nestling all the evening, and came and kneeled
down at the friar's knee. The Master started up with a look of
indignation, stamped on the floor, and ordered the friar to put up his
vain book, and refrain from such flummery in his presence. The friar
looked at him with a steady countenance.
"It is not meet that I should obey man rather than God," said he. "I
have taken a vow in the face of Heaven, and I will pay that vow in
spite of men and devils. I will sing my holy hymns with these my friends
and children, and he that listeth not to join, let him be accursed, and
translated from the presence."
This last sentence sounded rather equivocally in the Master's ears. He
liked not such a translation as he had lately witnessed; for, with all
his power and mysterious art, the terrors of death still encompassed him
about. He held his peace, therefore, although he growled like a lion at
bay at being bearded thus in his own castle.
The friar proceeded as he had said, and all the rest joined him with
becoming devotion, save the poet, whose orisons that night were somewhat
cold. He could not brook the charm that drew Delany from his own side to
his rival's knee. The Master sat aloof, biting his lip, and grinning in
derision; but, at one part of the service, although the curate does not
say what part, he was insensibly overcome, and fell into a painful
oblivious dream. The strains of the sacred music, simple as they were,
stole over his soul, as some remembrance of early life sometimes steals
into the heart of enfeebled age, reminding the decaying and dying worm
of joys he can no more see, and of feelings of delight that have
perished for ever.--If a son of the mountains of the north were
transported to some far foreign clime, and there doomed to remain for
life: After sojourning in that land for half an age, until grey and
bowed down, if by chance, on some still evening, or mayhap through the
eddies of the storm, one of the strains of his native land were poured
on his ear, think of the recollections it would awaken in his mind: How
painfully thrilling the sensations! Would it not be like the last sweet
beam of a hope he was never more to cherish, a last look of all that was
dear on earth?--Such were the feelings that crept unbidden over the soul
of the enchanter, on hearing the sweet sounds, that reminded him of a
religion he had for ever renounced, and in which he had never firmly
believed till he had believed to tremble.
In this troubled trance he sat leaning against the wall, until the
worshippers had reached the middle of the hymn to the Saviour. He then
was seized with strong convulsions, and, rising up, with staggering
steps, he fled from the chamber, crying as he went,--"Cruel and
improvident things! reptiles! cursed, whining sycophants! that would
send me to my doom before my time!" He rushed out to the battlements,
and, groping his way through the storm, took shelter in the narrow
staircase, that he might hear no more of the sounds that thus troubled
and distracted his soul. What dread had seized him, or what he had seen
or heard, his guests knew not; but they had scarcely well ended their
hymn, when he rushed again in among them, with wildered looks, and his
hair standing on end, seeming glad to take shelter among those from whom
he had so lately fled with abhorrence. No one enquired the cause, for
all were so weary and overcome with slumber; and every one then composed
himself to sleep in the manner that best suited his convenience.
The storm continued to rage with unabated violence, and, after they had
laid themselves down, they found that the castle was all tottering and
quaking before it. The firmest heart was appalled; for the rocking of
the castle was not all; every now and then they heard eldritch shrieks
arising, as of some wretch perishing, or rather, as some of them
thought, like the voices of angry spirits yelling through the tempest.
When one of these howling sounds came on the blast, every one of our
prostrate friends breathed a deep sigh, or uttered some exclamatory
sound, Charlie had always one, which he uttered even after he was
asleep. "Hech! Gude sauf us, sirs! what will be the upshot o' a' this?"
The Master sat muffled up in the corner close behind them, and after he
judged them all to be asleep he fell a-crooning a sort of hymn in an
under key. The poet was, however, more than half awake, and gathered up
some broken fragments of it. Poets are never to trust when they give
quotations from memory out of the works of others; and perhaps honest
Carol might add some bombastic lines of his own, but he always averred
that the following lines formed a part of the warlock's hymn.
"Pother, pother,
My master and brother!
Who may endure thee,
Thus failing in fury?
King of the tempest that travels the plain;
King of the snow, and the hail, and the rain,
Lend to thy lever yet seven times seven,
Blow up the blue flame for bolt and for levin,
The red forge of hell with the bellows of heaven!
With hoop, and with hammer!
With yell, and with yammer;
Hold them at play,
Till the dawn of the day!
Pother! pother!
My sovereign and brother!
"O strain to thy lever,
This world to sever
In two or in three--
What joy it would be!
What toiling, and moiling, and mighty commotions!
What rending of hills, and what roaring of oceans!
Ay, that is thy voice, I know it full well;
And that is thy whistle's majestic swell;
But why wilt thou ride thy furious race,
Along the bounds of vacant space,
While there is tongue of flesh to scream,
And life to start, and blood to stream?
Yet pother, pother!
My sovereign and brother!
And men shall see, ere the rising sun,
What deeds thy mighty arm hath done."
If it was true that the Master sung these ridiculous lines, which is not
very likely, his "sovereign and brother" had not accepted of his
sacrifice, nor paid due deference to his incense of praise. For, a
little before the break of day, our group were aroused from their
profound slumbers by loud and reiterated cries. The lamp was still
burning feebly and blue. Charlie, whose ear was well trained to catch
any alarm, was the first to start up; but the sight that he saw soon
laid him again flat on the floor, though not before he had leaped clear
over a narrow oak-table and two forms. There was a black being, that
appeared to be half-man and half-beast, dragging Master Michael Scott
along the room toward the door; yet he dragged him with difficulty, and
at some times the wizard seemed rather to prevail. Horrible as this
phantom was, all those who saw it agreed that there was something about
it that instantly reminded them of the late seneschal; and, as they
raised their heads and beheld it, every heart was chilled with terror.
Charlie pronounced his short, loud prayer, which has already been
recorded in this history, and which consisted merely of one vehement
sentence of three syllables; yea, he pronounced it as he flew; and then
squatting in a corner, and covering his head with his cloak, that,
whatever dreadful thing happened, he might not see it, there he lay
repeating his little prayer as fast as human breath could utter it.
The demon struggled hard with the Master; and the latter, as may well be
supposed, exerted his utmost power,--so that his adversary only got him
toward the door as it were by inches. When he found himself losing
ground, he always made a certain writhing motion, which cannot be
described, and which every time extricated him somewhat from his
adversary's clutches. Then the apparition laid hold of him again by the
left side with his lobster claws, and that gripe uniformly caused the
wizard to utter a loud and piercing cry. At such times Charlie's little
prayer might be heard waxing still louder as the strife increased; and,
though he lifted not his face from the earth, he continued a kind of
spurning motion with his feet, as if he would fain have burrowed under
the wall like a mole.
For a long time no one durst move to the Master's assistance. The scene
so far surpassed ought they had ever conceived in horror, that their
senses remained altogether benumbed. The combat continued with unabated
ardour. The Master foamed at the mouth, his hair stood all on end, and
his bloodshot eyes stared wildly, as if they would have started from
their sockets. At length the fiend so far prevailed as to drag the
Master close to the door, where he threw him down, and made a motion as
if he would have dashed him through below it. But Michael was flesh and
blood, and could not enter nor depart by the key-hole, or the foot of
the door, like the beings with whom he had to do. The demon therefore
tried to open the door; but the enchanter's muscular frame being jammed
against it, it could not be opened at once. Michael's efforts were now
directed to that object alone, namely, the keeping of the door shut, and
he exerted himself till his remaining strength was exhausted, but at
last suffered himself to be dragged back from the door, repeating these
words as he lay flat on his back:--"'Tis done! 'Tis done! 'Tis over!
'Tis over!"
The lookers on sat and trembled, all save the friar, who had by that
time somewhat rallied his scattered senses, and stood on his feet. The
fiend had dragged the Master back from the door by the feet, and holding
him down by the grey hair with one hand, he opened the door with the
other; then, stooping down, he twisted the one hand, armed with red
crooked claws, in his hair, and the other in his long grizzled beard.
The friar had stepped forward, and, at that moment, laying the rood on
the Master's forehead with the one hand, and the open Book of the
Gospels on his breast with the other, he pronounced a sacred Name, and
in that name commanded the demon to depart. Swift as the javelin leaves
the hand of the warrior, or the winged shaft flies from the bowstring,
did the monster fly from the symbols of a creed by which he and his
confederate powers were all controlled, and from a name and authority at
which the depths of hell trembled. He rushed out at the door with a yell
of dismay, and threw himself from the battlement on the yielding wind.
The friar peeped forth after him, but he only heard a booming sound,
which died on the gale, and beheld like a dragon of blue livid fire
flying toward the east, in the direction of the hill of Eildon.
The friar returned into the chamber with a countenance beaming with joy.
No conqueror ever returned from the field of battle with an exultation
of mind so sublime as that which now lighted up his uncourtly mien. His
victory had been so sudden and so complete, that all present were
astounded at the greatness and extent of his power, and none of his
friends doubted that his might was as far above that of their host as
the sun or the stars are above the earth. They had in this instance seen
it exemplified in a manner not to be disputed; and there was the Master
himself still sitting on the floor, and gazing on his deliverer with
astonishment.
"Man, may I not thank thee for this?" said he.
"No," said the friar, "think not of a poor mortal thing like me,
overcome with sins, faults, and follies: You are freed for this time;
but thank One who is greater than I."
"True; I am freed for the present," said the Master; "but it is by a
mode, and by a power, that I dare not, for my existence, acknowledge or
acquiesce in."
When Charlie heard by what was passing that the devil had been
vanquished and was fled, he called out with a voice that seemed to come
from under ground,--for he was so muffled up in his cloak that the
sounds could scarcely be heard,--"Friar, steek the door." The good man
obeyed, and as soon as Charlie heard the welcome sound, he raised his
face, which was much of the same colour as a living lobster, and,
standing on one knee, viewed all the faces and corners with that
eloquence of eye which is quite indescribable. How superior was it to
his blunt address:--"Gude sauf us, callans, is a' safe?--Is the
coutribat ower? Sic a fie-gae-to as yon I saw never! Hech! but it is an
unsonsy place this! I wadna live here an there warna another place to be
had aneath the shoulder o' heaven."
A long discussion now commenced between the friar and the Master, on the
principles which each of them professed. That colloquy is too serious,
and too tedious, to be copied at full length in this place; but it
amounted simply to this,--That the one considered the Christian
Revelation as the source of all that is good, wise, or great among men.
The other had disbelieved it from his youth upward; and, not being able
to come to any conclusion from ought he could learn among men, he had
besought communion with the potent spirits of the elements; and, after
seven years of unparalleled suffering, such as cannot be named, had
attained what he sought. These had confirmed him in his infidelity. He
had entered into a league with them, renouncing, for ever and ever, all
right in a Redeemer, and signing the covenant with his own blood. That
afterwards he had rejoiced in this fellowship, which had enabled him to
do deeds such as no other man could perform, till by degrees he
discovered that the meanest professor of the religion of Jesus, if
influenced by faith and sincerity, had the power of counteracting these
mighty spirits, and of frustrating their highest intents. That then his
eyes were opened when it was too late, and he only believed in time to
tremble and despair. The friar urged the inexhaustible riches of
heavenly mercy; but the Master spurned at it, declaring his resolution
to abide by his covenant, whatever his fate might be. He despised the
very name and nature of repentance, and would rather suffer with the
colleagues he had chosen, he said, than whine and cringe to another
master,--"Though I now feel to my sorrow that they are subordinate,"
added he, "yet are they mighty and powerful, beyond what thou canst
comprehend; and why may not I be a sharer in their energies in a future
existence as well as in this?"
The friar gazed and trembled when he heard the wild and erratic ideas of
this extraordinary man; and, ceasing to reason further with him, he
enquired how it came that some of these mighty associates of his were
his enemies, and seemed but to watch an opportunity of tearing him in
pieces.
"They are jealous of their rights, and capricious beyond all
conception," said he. "The utmost circumspection is not fit to keep on
fair and equal terms with them. Even yet I do not know but that this is
to be my last night here. If I have gone beyond my commission in the
orders I have given, then am I doomed to be their bond slave for ages:
but if I am within my limited bounds, and the work is effected, then
shall I still be obeyed for a time and a season. Would that it were
morning that I might know the worst!"
"Scarcely dost thou need to express thy wish again," said the friar;
"for, lo, the day dawneth in the east, and the shadows flee away before
it; the winds have gone to their chambers to sleep, and the rains are
over and gone. Let us walk forth and see how the darkness fadeth before
the face of the day, and all that is stirring abroad on the fair face of
the creation."
The Master did not move, for it was yet but twilight, and nothing could
be seen distinctly; but the friar stepped down to the battlements, and
Charlie, who looked on him as their only safeguard, followed. The poet
would doubtless have followed also to have seen the dawn of the morning
after a storm; but, like all the rhyming race to this day, he was
enslaved by the eyes of a maid, languished in chains, and could not move
but as she moved. Alas for the poor amorous poet! The others lay in a
sluggish and restless slumber.
The friar and the bold yeoman strode together along the paved way, and
looked abroad; but they could see only the clouds whitening in the
eastern horizon, without being able to distinguish wood from waste, or
land from water.
"Let us kneel down and pray, my son," said the friar, "even in this
quiet place, where we shall be freed from the interruptions of the
wicked one; for great and manifold are the dangers that surround us. I
see not what remains for us, but either to throw ourselves from the
walls and perish, or remain where we are and feed upon one another."
"It is an awsome eternitive, man," answered Charlie; "I'm sure an ye
think praying will do ony good, I shall take off my bonnet and kneel
down on my knees, and hearken weel; but what mair can I do?"
"You can join with me in spirit, my son," said the friar, "and pray with
your heart."
"I am sure, gin I but kend the process, I am very willing," said
Charlie. With that he took off his steel belted bonnet, and kneeled
reverendly beside the friar, who prayed so fervently and sublimely for
deliverance, that Charlie looked about every minute, not only then, but
all that morning, to see by what means they were to be delivered; for he
had no doubt but they would be set free to a certainty, and that in a
very short time.
When they arose, the first word that the friar said was the following
fervent exclamation--"Blessed Virgin! What do I see?"
Charlie looked all about for some approaching miracle; he had even some
hopes of seeing a detachment from the warden's army; but his eye ranged
the dusky fields in vain.
"What a strange world we live in!" rejoined the friar: "Yea surely there
are things in heaven and in the earth, and in the waters,--yea many
things, of which man knoweth nothing! Why art thou gazing abroad on all
nature, my son? Turn thine eyes toward the east, and tell me what thou
seest."
Charlie did so; and, on the instant, the two friends were standing fixed
in amazement like two statues. They moved not, save, now and then, to
steal a momentary glance at each other. The great mountain of Eildon
was actually rent in pieces from the top to its very foundations, and
piled up in three towering spiral mountains, as they remain to this day.
Only at that time they were taller, darker, and more uniform.
It was a scene of wonder not to be understood, and awfully impressive.
The two rivers flowed down their respective vallies, and met below the
castle like two branching seas, and every little streamlet roared and
foamed like a river. The hills had a wan, bleached appearance, many of
the trees of the forest were shivered; and, towering up against the
eastern sky, there stood the three romantic hills of Eildon, where
before there was but one.
The friar was the first to move from his trance, stepping away in deep
meditation. Charlie was by this time likewise released from the spell,
and he ran to the door of the high chamber, calling aloud, "Come a' out,
sirs, come a' out. The like o' this was never seen sin the warld stood
up!"
They came forth accordingly, and their consternation was correspondent
to the extraordinary event. But when the Master came out, and saw what
was done, he shouted, and leaped on the battlement like one frantic,
boasting, and uttering words of terrible blasphemy. He looked on the
mountain of Cope-Law, and he could scarcely believe his eyes when he
beheld it standing in one unskaithed unbroken cone, as it had done for
ages. He looked again to the three mountains of Eildon, and his
exultation and blasphemous boasting was redoubled.
"So, all that you and your master can effect," cried he, "is to throw a
little glamour on the sight,--is to practise a little deception! I never
weened the monkish art or profession to consist of more. See what my
sovereign and master can do!"
"Hold there," said the friar. "Who was it that made these mountains at
the first? Was that deception?"
"It was not thou," said the Master.
"But who was it, then, that sent up your wicked seneschal into the
stormy clouds in a flame of fire?" added the friar. "And who was it
that saved your life, but this morning, from a fiend that would have
devoured you? Were these both deceptions?"
The Master's countenance fell. The friar said this, because, in their
present perilous situation, he wished to keep a little awe over the
wizard, and likewise to put a stop to the torrent of blasphemy that
proceeded from his lips.
The morning advanced, the sun arose, but no assistance, no relief
appeared to our hapless prisoners. They had tasted nothing for a day and
night, save one cup of wine each, and they had not above as much more
remaining. For all this the Master was so much elated, that his
behaviour was rather like that of a person frantic with joy, than that
of one shut up among others to perish of hunger. His companions in
misfortune noted likewise that he was again disposed to be peremptory
and tyrannical with them, and they dreaded that his familiars were again
at his command.
The men wrought all the forenoon endeavouring to break up the iron
door; but they neither had mattocks nor room to work in, and they made
no more impression on it than as many mice would have done. They were
now quite disconsolate; and, being unable to do aught else, they puzzled
themselves in accounting for the late steward's motives for having
locked it. They remembered that it was standing wide open when they
brought him up a prisoner before the Master; and they likewise
remembered of having seen him step into that stair for a minute or two,
immediately before he began to brave the friar. Therefore, all that they
could guess was, that it had been locked with some fatal intent.
The friar, perceiving that their efforts were vain, entreated them to
come in from the open air, and keep themselves quiet and cheerful, that
they might wear the longer. He trusted in Heaven, he said, that they
would be delivered, but in the mean time it was absolutely necessary to
use every precaution; and for that purpose, he added, if one of them
would keep watch at each of the four windows, lest any passengers or
countrymen should come near, he would tell them a story, which would at
least have the good effect of keeping them quiet. The Master was quite
delighted with this proposal; and, taking the flagon of wine, he
proposed that they should share it among them; but the rest opposed it,
and contented themselves with half a cup each.
Charlie was most of all cast down. He had heard a word from the friar
that morning that sunk deep on his heart. It was something about eating
one another! And not being able to get rid of the thought, he brought it
again overhead. The rest were all struck dumb; for they perceived that
it was but too apparent it might come to that. The Master grinned
darkly, and said it was well. But Gibbie said he hoped, "if things came
that length, they wad draw cuts, that ilka ane might get a fair chance
for his life." The poet begged, with tears in his eyes, that, out of
respect to the tender sex, they would leave Delany the last, or at least
that, when the lot fell on her they would take him in her place. To
this they all agreed with one voice: but an extraordinary thought
striking on the Master's mind at that instant, he made a motion, and
proposed to settle it off hand by a vote.
"This maid, whom you term beautiful, is mine on one condition," said he;
"and as I can now in a very short time comply with that condition, I
claim her as my own. I will therefore give her to the man among you who
tells me the best tale. She shall be his, fully and freely, to do with
her as seemeth him good. And the man among you who tells the worst
shall, if need require it, be blooded and flayed in this same chamber
for food to his associates."
Charlie's blood ran cold within him at this proposal. He almost thought
he felt the flaying knife and the teeth of the ravenous half-famished
eaters; and when the Master called out, "Approve, or not approve?"
Charlie was the first to call out, "O! Not! not, not!" He was seconded
by Tam Craik, but all the rest voted on the other side; so that they
were left in the minority, and the matter was finally decided to be
precisely as the Master had proposed. The poet stretched himself, so
eager was he to begin; for his heart yearned within him to win the
beautiful Delany. Gibbie was also uplifted, and sure of victory; but Tam
and Charlie were both quite hopeless and cast down.
CHAPTER V.
And I said unto him, Can'st thou tell unto thy servant what is the
meaning of this?
_Esdras._
The friar having volunteered a tale, the priority was unanimously
awarded to him: So, after the watches were set and all quiet, he began
the following singular narrative, without further ceremony:
The Friar's Tale.
CHAPTER I.
1. In the days of the years of my pilgrimage, it chanced to me that I
sojourned in the great kingdom that is toward the south.
2. And I passed through the city that lieth on the river of the hills,
unto the house of Galli the scribe, who was a good man and a just.
3. And he had one only daughter, who was unto him as a treasure and an
heritage, for her mother had been led unto her people before the maid
could distinguish between her right hand and her left.
4. And the maiden was fair to look upon;
5. For her neck was as polished ivory, and her chin like the ripened
peach basking on a wall that looketh toward the south.
6. Her lips also were like the honey-comb; her teeth were rows of pearl,
and her breath was as sweet smelling incense, and myrrh, and cassia.
7. Her eyes were brighter than the dew of heaven, and her hair was like
the beams of the moon streaming through the white clouds that are in the
firmament of air.
8. And I loved the maiden exceedingly; and my heart burned within me;
and I became as a dead man.
9. And I wist not what to do, or what would become of me; for the vows
of the Lord were on me that I could not wed; and I said, Woe is me, for
I am undone!
10. And I went in unto her, and communed with her of my great love; and
when she had hearkened to my voice, she laughed me to scorn.
11. And I said, Why dost thou laugh me to scorn? Knowest thou not that I
would lay down my life for thee? For I love thee so much above all
things that are on the earth, that I would even lick the dust from off
thy feet.
12. And she said, What wouldst thou have me to do?
13. And I looked on my right hand, and on my left, and I communed with
my heart.
14. And I perceived that the maid had asked aright, for I knew not what
I would have her to do; and lo my countenance became abashed.
15. And she laughed at me exceedingly; yea she laughed at my calamity
till the tears streamed from her eyes.
16. I said therefore unto myself that I would die, and be gathered unto
my fathers; for how could I live to be a scorn and a derision, and to be
burnt up as with a devouring flame? and I had many thoughts of
unrighteousness dwelling in me.
17. And she told her father of these matters; and Galli the scribe was
wroth with me, and said unto me, Why wouldst thou betray my daughter,
the child of my age, and the hope of my grey hairs?
18. Is it not better for thee to depart unto thine own country, and to
thy kindred, than commit this great wickedness?
19. And my spirit was grieved within me; nevertheless I could not
depart, for my heart clove to the maid, and I loved her as my own soul.