My leg, "my best leg," as poor Beau Brummell used to say, has been
hurting rather, for the last week or two. I do not know how Palestrina
has discovered this, but the dear little woman is looking harassed and
anxious, and she is trying to inveigle me into going up to London
again, to get further advice from my doctor. She has broached the
subject in several ways. There is a play going on at present which she
would much like to see, if I will be kind enough to take her to London
for a couple of days. Or there is some shopping which she wants to do,
and she must have my advice on the subject. I believe that she does
not like to allow, even to herself, that I ought to go expressly to see
the surgeon, but she means to throw out the suggestion when we shall be
in town together, and in this way she has decided, with her usual
thoughtfulness, to spare me the anticipation of hearing that I am not
going on as well as I ought to be doing. It is, however, much too hot
to think of going up to London, so for the present none of Palestrina's
deep-laid plans have been successful. It is broiling hot weather even
down here in the country, but the mornings are cool and fresh, and,
after tossing about half the night, I generally get up and go for a
feeble sort of walk before breakfast. It is extraordinary how new and
fresh the world feels in the early morning, while the dew is still on
the grass, and the birds are singing without any fear that their
concert will be stopped or disturbed by passers-by.
On my way home this morning I passed the Jamiesons' little house, and
was hailed to come in by the flutter of nearly a dozen dinner-napkins
waved to me from the window of the breakfast-room. It is impossible to
pass Belmont without being asked to come in, or to leave the hospitable
little house without an invitation to stay longer. Monday--this was
Monday--is what the Jamiesons call "one of our busiest mornings," and I
think that our good friends talk almost more than usual on the days on
which they are most engaged.
As I entered the room, two of The Family had already finished
breakfast, and were busy at a side-table, driving their
sewing-machines. The whirring noise, added to the amount of talking
that was going on, had rather a bewildering effect at first. There
was, besides, the added confusion attendant upon what is known as
"getting George off." The process seems to consist of shaking George
into his City coat, brushing it, patting him on the back, telling him
how nice he looks, hoping he will get down in the middle of the week,
or at least not later than Friday afternoon, and giving him messages
and remembrances to quite half a dozen friends in London. The Family
chorus as I entered was something like this:--
"Cream or sugar, weak or strong?"
"Mettie, did you get your letters?"
"Eliza, which is your napkin-ring?"
"Please say what you will have; I have asked you at least half a dozen
times."
"Do you mind the window open?"
"Does any one hear the bus?"
"Toast or rolls?"
"Which is your napkin-ring?"
"Did any one hear the rain last night?"
"You haven't said yet if you will have an egg."
"Mother is not well, and is not coming down this morning."
"Does any one mind if we go on with our machines?"
Over and above this, snatches of newspaper were read, and numerous
directions were given to a very young servant as to how things should
be placed upon the table--a proceeding which usually goes on at every
one of the Jamiesons' meals. It is known as "training one of our
village girls."
Gracie and Eliza were the two who sat at the side-table before their
whirring sewing-machines, their very spectacles nearly darting from
their heads with energy and speed. George said, "I wish one of you
girls would mend my glove before I start;" and Gracie said, "Give it to
me; I can spare five minutes off lunch-time to get this finished."
Margaret remarked, "Mamma seems very much out of spirits to-day, and I
think one of us ought to go and play draughts with her."
Eliza took out her watch. "I can play draughts for thirty-five
minutes," she remarked--"from eleven-five to eleven-forty--and then
Gracie must take my place, as Margaret will be baking, and I have the
soup-kitchen accounts to make up."
"I did not anticipate draughts this morning," said poor Gracie. "I
must just get this done when I go to bed." This is the last refuge of
the overdriven, and one which is so frequently alluded to by the
Jamiesons that I often fear they deny themselves the proper amount of
sleep.
George here kissed each of his sisters in turn, and ran upstairs to say
good-bye to his mother, while the omnibus waited at the gate.
Maud, who was trimming hats for the whole family, and who was
surrounded by a curious medley of ribbons and finery, said: "What about
the Church Council work? I am afraid we have forgotten it."
"That's my business," said Gracie tragically; "and I must give this
up;" and she stopped her sewing-machine, and rolled the purple cotton
pinafore into a tight ball and placed it on the table.
"Dear Gracie," said Margaret, "could I not do it? I could get it in
between the Kaffirs and my baking."
"I would offer to do it," said Eliza, with that affectionate
helpfulness which distinguishes The Family, "only I am so filled up
with soup." Eliza referred to her soup-kitchen accounts.
The small servant here appeared at the door, and said that an old woman
wanted to see Miss Gracie.
"My time! my time!" said Gracie, and went to the back door to give the
last shilling of her quarter's dress allowance to the poor woman in
distress.
"The worst of playing draughts is," said Eliza, "that one can do
nothing else at the same time, except it be to add up accounts in one's
head. Otherwise I should have been only too glad. I tell you what I
can do, though--I can play instead of Gracie this morning, if she won't
mind my keeping the candle alight to do my Browning article after I
have gone to bed."
Mettie always offers to help every one, but so slow is the little
woman's way of working that the energetic family of Jamieson are quite
aware that probably the business will be weeks in doing; so their
answers to Mettie's offers, given in a kindly voice, are always: "My
dear, you have got your letters to write, and your practising--we could
not do without your singing in the evening, you know."
Mr. Evans, who was a guest in the house for a few days, was smoking his
pipe in a leisurely way in the garden, and Gracie said: "I really do
feel that I ought to give more attention to Mr. Evans, if only I had
the time for it. Could one of you run into the garden and make a few
pleasant remarks to him until I am ready?" And this Eliza did, first
glancing at her watch in the characteristic Jamieson fashion, and
coming in presently to say that she had sat "for ten solid minutes
doing nothing, and that she does wish men had more resources of their
own."
It would have been useless to suggest that the work should stop for a
whole summer day. A child came in with some flowers as an offering to
the Miss Jamiesons, and Eliza said: "Would you mind putting them down
somewhere, my dear? I will try to get a minute to arrange them
by-and-by." And then the machines began again, and I walked on
homewards, and enjoyed a long, hot morning in the garden with a book.
The garden was very shady and pleasant, and one thought regretfully of
the Jamiesons sitting indoors with their sewing-machines. Palestrina
came out presently in a gray dress, very soft and cool-looking, and
with a big sunshade over her head. She sat down beside me, and said in
an off-hand way, and a determination to be congratulatory which was
very suspicious: "I have got a pressing invitation for you." And she
handed me a letter from Kate Ward.
Mrs. Ward wrote upon the almost immaculate notepaper which is affected
by brides, I have often noticed that this superfine quality of paper is
one of the first extravagances of young married life, as it is one of
the first economies of a later date, and a little judgment will soon
show how long a woman has been married by merely looking at her
notepaper. Cream-laid, with a gold address at the top, bespeaks the
early days of matrimony; and a descent through white stamping, no
stamping, Hieratica to Silurian note, marks the different stages of the
rolling years.
Kate said (on the best Court note) that she would never forgive us if
we did not come and see her in her new home. James had been generous
in the extreme, and they had bought everything "plain but good" for the
house. And the whole expense of it had been covered by exactly the sum
of money that they had laid by for the purpose. Kate continued, "But I
will not bore you with a description of the house, for I want you to
see it for yourselves," and then entered upon the usual Jamieson
descriptive catalogue of every piece of furniture and every wallpaper
which she had purchased.
I handed the letter back to Palestrina, who was sitting in an
exaggerated attitude of ease and indifference on the edge of my
deck-chair, and said to her, "Why leave Paradise? London will be
atrocious in this hot weather, and I believe it would be tempting
Providence to quit this garden."
"I am afraid it will give great disappointment to Kate if we do not
go," said Palestrina, in a tone of voice which suggested that she had
been prepared for opposition, and had rehearsed her own arguments
beforehand. "After all, she lives in the suburbs, and has a garden of
her own, and we need not stay more than two or three days."
"We shall have to do so much admiring," I said, smothering a yawn. "I
know what brides are! You, Palestrina, probably know exactly the right
thing to say about newly-laid linoleum and furniture which is plain but
good, but I never do."
"I think I should like to go," said Palestrina, putting the matter upon
personal grounds, as I knew she would do when she had entirely made up
her mind that I must go up to London. What pressure she had brought to
bear upon Mrs. Ward to induce her to invite us to the new house I
cannot say, but some instinct told me that Kate had been warned to
write a letter which might be handed to me to read.
I pointed out to Palestrina that, much as I should miss her at home, I
should not stand in the way of her paying a visit to her old friend.
"I have accepted for us both from Thursday to Tuesday," said Palestrina
firmly. "Oh, by-the-bye," she said, rising and going indoors, "I just
sent a line to Dr. Fergus at the same time to say that you will look
in and see him one morning, just to see that you are going on all
right."
"You also were up early?" I said to the diplomat, who smiled at me from
under her big umbrella without a vestige of shame at her own cunning.
"I don't think it is fair on a crippled man to get up early and send
off letters by the early post. It's a mean trick."
"You were up half the night," said Palestrina, nodding her head at me,
"for I heard you." And she crossed the lawn and went indoors again.
The following Thursday we took train for Clarkham. I had never stayed
in this part of the world before, till we came to visit Kate, and the
suburb where she lives seems to me to be rather a pleasant place, with
broad roads over whose walls and palings shrubs and red maples and
other trees hang invitingly. And it is so near London that a very
short run in the train takes one to Victoria Station. But the
neighbourhood is not fashionable, and I cannot help remarking the
apologetic tone in which every one we meet speaks of living here.
The Wards' house is a very nice little place, with very new wall-papers
and very clean curtains and slippery floors, upon which art rugs slide
dangerously. There is a small garden with a lawn and a brown hawthorn
tree upon it, and there are two trim little maids who wait upon one
excellently well. Kate is a thorough good manager, and her whole
household reminds one of those pages on household management which one
sees in magazines, describing the perfect equipment of a house--its
management, and the rules to be observed by a young housekeeper.
There is a place for everything, and Kate says her wedding-presents are
a great assistance in giving a home-like look to the house.
Mr. Ward leaves home at half-past nine every morning, and Kate shakes
him into his coat in exactly the same way George used to be shaken into
his, and stands at the hall-door with a bright smile on her face, until
James has got into the morning bus and driven away, in a manner that is
very wifely and commendable.
The unpretentious little household seems to be a very happy one, and
Kate was quite satisfied with the praise which Palestrina bestowed upon
everything.
"Of course," she said, "the great drawback is that the place is so
unfashionable;" and we warmly protested against that being of the least
consequence. But Kate said with her usual common sense: "It does
matter, really. No one thinks anything of you if you live here, and
nearly every one who has enough money always leaves directly.
Still"--cheerfully--"one must expect some drawbacks, and I do think I
have been very lucky. James is goodness itself, and quite a number of
people have been to call."
We found to our dismay that Kate, with the laudable intention of
amusing us, had accepted several invitations to what are called "the
last of the summer gaieties." There were tea-parties and
garden-parties given by her friends, to which we were expected to go;
and her very nearest neighbours, who are generally known as the "Next
Doors," actually invited us to dine.
"This afternoon," Kate said, "is the day of the Finlaysons'
garden-party. They are frightfully rich people--ironmongers in the
City; but you never saw such greenhouses and gardens as they have got!
Do put on your best dress," she said to Palestrina, "and look nice;
people here seem to dress so smartly for this sort of thing."
I think, indeed, it was the very grandest party to which I have ever
had an invitation. Every one seemed to sail about in a most stately
fashion, in a gown of some rich stuff, and there was such an air of
magnificence about the whole thing that one hardly dared to speak above
a whisper. There was a marquee on the lawn, with most expensive
refreshments inside, and a great many waiters handing about things on
trays. Mrs. Finlayson spoke habitually--at least at parties--in an
exalted tone of voice, which one wondered if she used when, for
instance, she was adding up accounts or saying her prayers. It was
difficult to imagine that the voice could have been intended for
private use---it was such a very public, almost a platform voice, and
the accent was most finished and aristocratic.
The Miss Finlaysons, in exquisite blue dresses and very thin shoes,
also sailed about and shook hands with their guests in a cold, proud
way which was very effective. Young Finlayson was frankly supercilious
and condescending; and there was a schoolboy in a tall hat, who was
always alluded to as "our brother at Eton." The excellent old papa of
the firm of Finlayson and Merritt was really the most human and the
least alarming of the whole party. He seemed quite pleased when
Palestrina, in her soft gurgling way, admired his greenhouses and
peaches, and he led her back to where his lady ("wife" is too homely a
term) was standing in a throne-room attitude on the lawn, and remarked
genially, "This young lady has just been admiring our little place,
Lavinia."
"Indeed," said my sister, "it seems to me very charming, and----"
"Hush, hush!" said Mrs. Finlayson playfully, but with an undercurrent
of annoyance in her party voice. "I won't hear a word said in its
praise--it is just a step to the West End."
"What is the actual distance?" I began.
It was old Finlayson who rescued me from my dilemma, and explained that
until five years ago they had had a very tidy little 'ouse at
'ampstead, and that this present location, although so magnificent,
was, in the eyes of his lady, really a stepping-stone to further
grandeur and a more fashionable locality.
The Next Doors were introduced to us at this party, and we were much
struck by the fact that, although they seemed appropriately lodged in a
place well suited to them, and in a society certainly not inferior to
themselves, they, too, instantly began to apologize for living at
Clarkham.
"One feels so lost in a place like this," said Mrs. Next Door; "and
although the boys are so happy with their tennis and things on Saturday
afternoons, I cannot help feeling that it is a great drawback to the
girls to live here."
A band began to play under the trees, and Palestrina said to me, with
one of her low laughs: "I wonder if I shall begin to sail about soon?
Isn't it funny! They all do it, and now that the band has begun I feel
that I must do it too."
The Miss Finlaysons came up at intervals and introduced young men to
her in a spasmodic sort of way. When one least expected it, some one
in a tall hat and a long frock-coat was placed before Palestrina, and a
Miss Finlayson said quite sharply, "May I introduce--Mr. Smith----" and
then as suddenly retired. There was nothing for it but to make a
little tepid conversation to the various Mr. Smiths, and Sonnenscheins,
and Seligmanns who were in this way presented, and we noticed that
almost every one of them began his conversation by saying, "Been going
out a great deal lately? Done the Academy?" And then moved off to be
introduced to some one else.
The young men were very supercilious and grand, and we could only
account for it, on discussing the matter afterwards, by supposing that
they thought Palestrina was a Clarkham young lady, and that this was
their way of showing their superiority to her. One or two had
certainly said to us with a dubious air, "Do you live in the Pork?" But
it was not until the quieter moments that followed the stress of this
regal party that we at all realized that this meant, Did we live in
Clarkham Park.
Kate Ward was very agreeable and pleasant to every one, and was voted a
nobody directly, and we heard it remarked that she had "no style." I
think Kate must have overheard the remark, for she became a little
nervous towards the end of the afternoon, and presently said, "Perhaps
we ought to be going?" But young Finlayson was here suddenly introduced
to her by one of his sisters, and Kate thought it necessary to make a
few remarks before saying good-bye. She said something pretty about
his sisters, who are undoubtedly handsome girls, and Mr. Finlayson said
bitterly, "Yes, a good many so-called beauties in London would have to
shut up shop if my sisters appeared in the Row. It is a beastly shame
they have got to live down here!"
Kate said, "But I suppose they go to town occasionally?"
"Yes," said Mr. Finlayson; "but they ought to have their Park hacks,
and do things in style. It is a shame the governor does not take a
house in the West End."
My sister tried to look sympathetic.
"However," said Mr. Finlayson more hopefully, "we have taken a bit of a
shoot in Scotland this year, so I hope the girls will have some
society. Well, it is a deer forest really, and a very fine house and
grounds," amended Mr. Finlayson, with a burst of candour.
Mrs. Finlayson sailed up, and stooped to make a few remarks about the
gaiety of the past season to us. She said that she and her daughters
were in demand everywhere, and that the other night in a West End
theatre every lorgnette in the house was turned towards their box.
"Rupert, of course, has his own chambers in St. James's, and knows
every one."
The Miss Finlaysons shook hands, and said good-bye with their usual
lofty condescension, and each said, "Going on anywhere?" to which we
could only reply humbly that we had no further engagements for that
afternoon.
Kate praised the party all the way home, and then said, with a burst of
feeling: "Oh, how I do wish I were a swell! I know it's wicked, but I
would snub one or two people."
The next morning, being Sunday, we went to church, and the feeling of
equality with the rest of mankind which this gives one was very
refreshing after the magnificence and social distinctions about which
we had been learning so much during the last few days. But even in
church one may notice how superior some families in Clarkham are to
others. The pew-letting of the church seems to have been conducted on
principles other than those recommended in Holy Writ. Richer
folk--those with gold chains, for whom we learn precedence should not
be accorded--occupied the front pews, furnished with red cushions and
Prayer-Books with silver corners, while the humbler sort were
accommodated with seats under the gallery. The Finlaysons sailed in
rather late, with a rustle of their smart dresses, and kneeled to pray
on very high hassocks, their elbows just touching the book-board in
front of them, their faces inadequately covered with their
tightly-gloved hands. The Next Doors had a pew half-way up the middle
aisle. The day was hot, and the clergyman, a small devout-looking man,
very earnest and really eloquent, was guilty sometimes in moments of
excitement of dropping aitches. This of course may have been the
result of the hot weather. It was something of a shock to notice that
the little Next Doors--terrible children, of high spirits and
pugnacious dispositions--were allowed to giggle unreproved at each
omission of the aspirate on the part of the preacher. The Next Doors
overtook us on our way out of church, and two of the pugnacious
children, having dug each other with their elbows, and fought round me
for permission to walk home with me and talk about the war, threw light
upon their behaviour in church by remarking with smiling
self-satisfaction, "Papa says we ought always to giggle when Mr. Elliot
drops his aitches, to show that we know better...." Little brutes!
We spent a lazy afternoon under the brown hawthorn tree on the little
lawn, and Thomas drove down to see Palestrina, and good Kate Ward put
forth her very best efforts to give us a sumptuous cold supper. We
found, to our surprise, that nightingales sing down here, and we sat on
the lawn till quite late listening to them. Mr. and Mrs. Ward slipped
their hands into one another's in the dark, and appeared to be most
happy and contented.
"I am glad we came," said Palestrina that night, when Mrs. Ward had
quitted the room. "Dear old Kate!"