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THESE TWAIN

BY

ARNOLD BENNETT

AUTHOR OF "THE OLD WIVES' TALE," "THE OLD ADAM,"

"CLAYHANGER," "HILDA LESSWAYS," ETC.

NEW YORK

GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

Copyright, 1915,

BY ARNOLD BENNETT

CONTENTS

BOOK I

THE WOMAN IN THE HOUSE

CHAPTER

I. THE HOUSE

II. HILDA ON THE STAIRS

III. ATTACK AND REPULSE

IV. THE WORD

V. TERTIUS INGPEN

VI. HUSBAND AND WIFE

VII. THE TRUCE

VIII. THE FAMILY AT HOME

IX. THE WEEK-END

X. THE ORGREAVE CALAMITY

BOOK II

THE PAST

XI. LITHOGRAPHY

XII. DARTMOOR

XIII. THE DEPARTURE

XIV. TAVY MANSION

XV. THE PRISON

XVI. THE GHOST

BOOK III

EQUILIBRIUM

XVII. GEORGE'S EYES

XVIII. AUNTIE HAMPS SENTENCED

XIX. DEATH AND BURIAL

XX. THE DISCOVERY

BOOK I

THE WOMAN IN THE HOUSE

THESE TWAIN

CHAPTER I

THE HOUSE

I

In the year 1892 Bleakridge, residential suburb of Bursley, was still

most plainly divided into old and new,--that is to say, into the dull

red or dull yellow with stone facings, and the bright red with terra

cotta gimcrackery. Like incompatible liquids congealed in a pot, the

two components had run into each other and mingled, but never mixed.

Paramount among the old was the house of the Member of Parliament, near

the top of the important mound that separates Hanbridge from Bursley.

The aged and widowed Member used the house little, but he kept it up,

and sometimes came into it with an unexpectedness that extremely

flattered the suburb. Thus you might be reading in the morning paper

that the Member had given a lunch in London on the previous day to

Cabinet Ministers and ladies as splendid as the Countess of Chell,

and--glancing out of the window--you might see the Member himself

walking down Trafalgar Road, sad, fragile, sedately alert, with his

hands behind him, or waving a gracious hand to an acquaintance.

Whereupon you would announce, not apathetically: "Member's gone down to

MacIlvaine's!" (MacIlvaine's being the works in which the Member had an

interest) and there would perhaps be a rush to the window. Those were

the last great days of Bleakridge.

After the Member's house ranked such historic residences as those of

Osmond Orgreave, the architect, (which had the largest, greenest garden

and the best smoke-defying trees in Bleakridge), and Fearns, the

Hanbridge lawyer; together with Manor "Cottage" (so-called, though a

spacious house), where lived the mechanical genius who had

revolutionised the pottery industry and strangely enough made a fortune

thereby, and the dark abode of the High Church parson.

Next in importance came the three terraces,--Manor Terrace, Abbey

Terrace, and the Sneyd Terrace--each consisting of three or four houses,

and all on the west side of Trafalgar Road, with long back-gardens and a

distant prospect of Hillport therefrom over the Manor fields. The

Terraces, considered as architecture, were unbeautiful, old-fashioned,

inconvenient,--perhaps paltry, as may be judged from the fact that rents

ran as low as L25 a year; but they had been wondrous in their day, the

pride of builders and owners and the marvel of a barbaric populace.

They too had histories, which many people knew. Age had softened them

and sanctioned their dignity. A gate might creak, but the harsh curves

of its ironwork had been mollified by time. Moreover the property was

always maintained in excellent repair by its landlords, and residents

cared passionately for the appearance of the windows and the

front-steps. The plenary respectability of the residents could not be

impugned. They were as good as the best. For address, they would not

give the number of the house in Trafalgar Road, but the name of its

Terrace. Just as much as the occupiers of detached houses, they had

sorted themselves out from the horde. Conservative or Liberal, they

were anti-democratic, ever murmuring to themselves as they descended the

front-steps in the morning and mounted them in the evening: "Most folks

are nobodies, but I am somebody." And this was true.

The still smaller old houses in between the Terraces, and even the old

cottages in the side streets (which all ran to the east) had a similar

distinction of caste, aloofness, and tradition. The least of them was

scornful of the crowd, and deeply conscious of itself as a separate

individuality. When the tenant-owner of a cottage in Manor Street added

a bay-window to his front-room the event seemed enormous in Manor

Street, and affected even Trafalgar Road, as a notorious clean-shaven

figure in the streets may disconcert a whole quarter by growing a beard.

The congeries of cottage yards between Manor Street and Higginbotham

Street, as visible from certain high back-bedrooms in Trafalgar Road,--a

crowded higgledy-piggledy of plum-coloured walls and chimneys,

blue-brick pavements, and slate roofs--well illustrated the grand

Victorian epoch of the Building Society, when eighteenpence was added

weekly to eighteenpence, and land haggled over by the foot, and every

brick counted, in the grim, long effort to break away from the mass.

The traditionalism of Bleakridge protected even Roman Catholicism in

that district of Nonconformity, where there were at least three

Methodist chapels to every church and where the adjective "popish" was

commonly used in preference to "papal." The little "Catholic Chapel"

and the priest's house with its cross-keys at the top of the mound were

as respected as any other buildings, because Roman Catholicism had

always been endemic there, since the age when the entire let belonged to

Cistercian monks in white robes. A feebly endemic Catholicism and a

complete exemption from tithes were all that remained of the Cistercian

occupation. The exemption was highly esteemed by the possessing class.

Alderman Sutton, towards the end of the seventies, first pitted the new

against the old in Bleakridge. The lifelong secretary of a first-class

Building Society, he was responsible for a terrace of three commodious

modern residences exactly opposite the house of the Member. The Member

and Osmond Orgreave might modernise their antique houses as much as they

liked,--they could never match the modernity of the Alderman's Terrace,

to which, by the way, he declined to give a name. He was capable of

covering his drawing-room walls with papers at three-and-six a roll, and

yet he capriciously preferred numbers to a name! These houses cost

twelve hundred pounds each (a lot of money in the happy far-off days

when good bricks were only L1 a thousand, or a farthing apiece), and

imposed themselves at once upon the respect and admiration of

Bleakridge. A year or two later the Clayhanger house went up at the

corner of Trafalgar Road and Hulton Street, and easily outvied the

Sutton houses. Geographically at the centre of the residential suburb,

it represented the new movement in Bleakridge at its apogee, and indeed

was never beaten by later ambitious attempts.

Such fine erections, though nearly every detail of them challenged

tradition, could not disturb Bleakridge's belief in the stability of

society. But simultaneously whole streets of cheap small houses (in

reality, pretentious cottages) rose round about. Hulton Street was all

new and cheap. Oak Street offered a row of pink cottages to Osmond

Orgreave's garden gates, and there were three other similar new streets

between Oak Street and the Catholic Chapel. Jerry-building was

practised in Trafalgar Road itself, on a large plot in full view of the

Catholic Chapel, where a speculative builder, too hurried to use a

measure, "stepped out" the foundations of fifteen cottages with his own

bandy legs, and when the corner of a freshly-constructed cottage fell

into the street remarked that accidents would happen and had the bricks

replaced. But not every cottage was jerry-built. Many, perhaps most,

were of fairly honest workmanship. All were modern, and relatively

spacious, and much superior in plan to the old. All had bay-windows.

And yet all their bay-windows together could not produce an effect equal

to one bay-window in ancient Manor Street, because they had omitted to

be individual. Not one showy dwelling was unlike another, nor desired

to be unlike another.

The garish new streets were tenanted by magic. On Tuesday the

paperhangers might be whistling in those drawing-rooms (called parlours

in Manor Street),--on Wednesday bay-windows were curtained and chimneys

smoking. And just as the cottages lacked individuality, so the tenants

were nobodies. At any rate no traditional person in Bleakridge knew who

they were, nor where they came from, except that they came mysteriously

up out of the town. (Not that there had been any shocking increase in

the birthrate down there!) And no traditional person seemed to care.

The strange inroad and portent ought to have puzzled and possibly to

have intimidated traditional Bleakridge: but it did not. Bleakridge

merely observed that "a lot of building was going on," and left the

phenomenon at that. At first it was interested and flattered; then

somewhat resentful and regretful. And even Edwin Clayhanger, though he

counted himself among the enlightened and the truly democratic, felt

hurt when quite nice houses, copying some features of his own on a small

scale, and let to such people as insurance agents, began to fill up the

remaining empty spaces of Trafalgar Road. He could not help thinking

that the prestige of Bleakridge was being impaired.

II

Edwin Clayhanger, though very young in marriage, considered that he was

getting on in years as a householder. His age was thirty-six. He had

been married only a few months, under peculiar circumstances which

rendered him self-conscious, and on an evening of August 1892, as he

stood in the hall of his house awaiting the commencement of a postponed

and unusual At Home, he felt absurdly nervous. But the nervousness was

not painful; because he himself could laugh at it. He might be timid,

he might be a little gawky, he might often have the curious sensation of

not being really adult but only a boy after all,--the great impressive

facts would always emerge that he was the respected head of a well-known

family, that he was successful, that he had both ideas and money, and

that his position as one of the two chief master-printers of the

district would not be challenged. He knew that he could afford to be

nervous. And further, since he was house-proud, he had merely to glance

round his house in order to be reassured and puffed up.

Loitering near the foot of the stairs, discreetly stylish in an almost

new blue serge suit and a quite new black satin tie, with the light of

the gas on one side of his face, and the twilight through the glazed

front-door mitigating the shadow on the other, Edwin mused pleasingly

upon the whole organism of his home. Externally, the woodwork and

metalwork of the house had just been repainted, and the brickwork

pointed. He took pleasure in the thought of the long even lines of

fresh mortar, and of the new sage-tinted spoutings and pipings, every

foot of which he knew by heart and where every tube began and where it

ended and what its purpose was. The nice fitting of a perpendicular

spout into a horizontal one, and the curve of the joint from the eave to

the wall of the house, and the elaborate staples that firmly held the

spout to the wall, and the final curve of the spout that brought its

orifice accurately over a spotless grid in the ground,--the perfection

of all these ridiculous details, each beneath the notice of a truly

celestial mind, would put the householder Edwin into a sort of

contemplative ecstasy. Perhaps he was comical. But such inner

experiences were part of his great interest in life, part of his large

general passion.

Within the hall he regarded with equal interest and pride the

photogravure of Bellini's "Agony in the Garden," from the National

Gallery, and the radiator which he had just had installed. The radiator

was only a half-measure, but it was his precious toy, his pet lamb, his

mistress; and the theory of it was that by warming the hall and the well

of the staircase it softly influenced the whole house and abolished

draughts. He had exaggerated the chilliness of the late August night so

that he might put the radiator into action. About the small furnace in

the cellar that heated it he was both crotchetty and extravagant. The

costly efficiency of the radiator somewhat atoned in his mind for the

imperfections of the hot water apparatus, depending on the kitchen

boiler. Even in 1892 this middle-class pioneer and sensualist was

dreaming of an ideal house in which inexhaustible water was always

positively steaming, so that if a succession of persons should

capriciously desire hot baths in the cold middle of the night, their

collective fancy might be satisfied.

Bellini's picture was the symbol of an artistic revolution in Edwin. He

had read somewhere that it was "perhaps the greatest picture in the

world." A critic's exhortation to "observe the loving realistic passion

shown in the foreshortening of the figure of the sleeping apostle" had

remained in his mind; and, thrilled, he would point out this feature of

the picture alike to the comprehending and the uncomprehending. The

hanging-up of the Bellini, in its strange frame of stained unpolished

oak, had been an epochal event, closing one era and inaugurating

another. And yet, before the event, he had not even noticed the picture

on a visit to the National Gallery! A hint, a phrase murmured in the

right tone in a periodical, a glimpse of an illustration,--and the

mighty magic seed was sown. In a few months all Victorian phenomena had

been put upon their trial, and most of them condemned. And condemned

without even the forms of justice! Half a word (in the right tone)

might ruin any of them. Thus was Sir Frederick Leighton, P.R.A.,

himself overthrown. One day his "Bath of Psyche" reigned in Edwin's

bedroom, and the next it had gone, and none knew why. But certain aged

Victorians, such as Edwin's Auntie Hamps, took the disappearance of the

licentious engraving as a sign that the beloved queer Edwin was at last

coming to his senses--as, of course, they knew he ultimately would. He

did not and could not explain. More and more he was growing to look

upon his house as an island, cut off by a difference of manners from the

varnished barbarism of multitudinous new cottages, and by an immensely

more profound difference of thought from both the cottages and the

larger houses. It seemed astounding to Edwin that modes of thought so

violently separative as his and theirs could exist so close together and

under such appearances of similarity. Not even all the younger members

of the Orgreave family, who counted as his nearest friends, were

esteemed by Edwin to be meet for his complete candour.

The unique island was scarcely a dozen years old, but historical

occurrences had aged it for Edwin. He had opened the doors of all three

reception-rooms, partly to extend the benign sway of the radiator, and

partly so that he might judge the total effect of the illuminated

chambers and improve that effect if possible. And each room bore the

mysterious imprints of past emotion.

In the drawing-room, with its new orange-coloured gas-globes that gilded

everything beneath them, Edwin's father used to sit on Sunday evenings,

alone. And one Sunday evening, when Edwin, entering, had first mentioned

to his father a woman's name, his father had most terribly humiliated

him. But now it seemed as if some other youth, and not Edwin, had been

humiliated, so completely was the wound healed.... And he could

remember leaning in the doorway of the drawing-room one Sunday morning,

and his sister Clara was seated at the piano, and his sister Maggie,

nursing a baby of Clara's, by her side, and they were singing Balfe's

duet "Excelsior," and his father stood behind them, crying, crying

steadily, until at length the bitter old man lost control of himself and

sobbed aloud under the emotional stress of the women's voices, and Clara

cheerfully upbraided him for foolishness; and Edwin had walked suddenly

away. This memory was somehow far more poignant than the memory of his

humiliation.... And in the drawing-room too he had finally betrothed

himself to Hilda. That by comparison was only yesterday; yet it was

historical and distant. He was wearing his dressing-gown, being

convalescent from influenza; he could distinctly recall the feel of his

dressing-gown; and Hilda came in--over her face was a veil....

The dining-room, whose large glistening table was now covered with the

most varied and modern "refreshments" for the At Home, had witnessed no

event specially dramatic, but it had witnessed hundreds of monotonous

tragic meals at which the progress of his father's mental malady and the

approach of his death could be measured by the old man's increasing

disability to distinguish between his knife and his fork; it had seen

Darius Clayhanger fed like a baby. And it had never been the same

dining-room since. Edwin might transform it, re-paper it, re-furnish

it,--the mysterious imprint remained....

And then there was the little "breakfast-room," inserted into the plan

of the house between the hall and the kitchen. Nothing had happened

there, because the life of the household had never adjusted itself to

the new, borrowed convention of the "breakfast-room." Nothing? But the

most sensational thing had happened there! When with an exquisite

passing timidity she took possession of Edwin's house as his wife, Hilda

had had a sudden gust of audacity in the breakfast-room. A mature woman

(with a boy aged ten to prove it), she had effervesced into the naive

gestures of a young girl who has inherited a boudoir. "This shall be my

very own room, and I shall arrange it just how I like, without asking

you about _anything_. And it will be my very own." She had not offered

an idea; she had announced a decision. Edwin had had other notions for

the room, but he perceived that he must bury them in eternal silence,

and yield eagerly to this caprice. Thus to acquiesce had given him deep

and strange joy. He was startled, perhaps, to discover that he had

brought into his house--not a woman, but a tripartite creature--woman,

child, and sibyl. Neither Maggie nor Clara, nor Janet Orgreave, nor

even Hilda before she became his wife, had ever aroused in him the least

suspicion that a woman might be a tripartite creature. He was married,

certainly--nobody could be more legally and respectably married than was

he--but the mere marriage seemed naught in comparison with the enormous

fact that he had got this unexampled creature in his house and was

living with her, she at his mercy, and he at hers. Enchanting escapade!

Solemn doom! ... By the way, she had yet done nothing with the

breakfast-room. Yes, she had stolen a "cabinet" gold frame from the

shop, and put his photograph into it, and stuck his picture on the

mantelpiece; but that was all. She would not permit him to worry her

about her secret designs for the breakfast-room. The breakfast-room was

her affair. Indeed the whole house was her affair. It was no longer

his house, in which he could issue orders without considering another

individuality--orders that would infallibly be executed, either

cheerfully or glumly, by the plump spinster, Maggie. He had to mind his

p's and q's; he had to be wary, everywhere. The creature did not simply

live in the house; she pervaded it. As soon as he opened the front-door

he felt her.

III

She was now upstairs in their joint bedroom, dressing for the At Home.

All day he had feared she might be late, and as he looked at the

hall-clock he saw that the risk was getting acute.

Before the domestic rearrangements preceding the marriage had been fully

discussed, he had assumed, and Maggie and Clara had assumed, and Auntie

Hamps had absolutely assumed, that the husband and wife would occupy the

long empty bedroom of old Darius, because it was two-foot-six broader

than Edwin's, and because it was the "principal" bedroom. But Hilda had

said No to him privately. Whereupon, being himself almost morbidly

unsentimental, he had judiciously hinted that to object to a room

because an old man had died in it under distressing circumstances was to

be morbidly sentimental and unworthy of her. Whereupon she had

mysteriously smiled, and called him sweet bad names, and kissed him, and

hung on his neck. _She_ sentimental! Could not the great stupid see

without being told that what influenced her was not an aversion for his

father's bedroom, but a predilection for Edwin's. She desired that they

should inhabit his room. She wanted to sleep in his room; and to wake

up in it, and to feel that she was immersing herself in his past....

(Ah! The exciting flattery, like an aphrodisiac!) And she would not

allow him to uproot the fixed bookcases on either side of the hearth.

She said that for her they were part of the room itself. Useless to

argue that they occupied space required for extra furniture! She would

manage! She did manage. He found that the acme of convenience for a

husband had not been achieved, but convenience was naught in the rapture

of the escapade. He had "needed shaking up," as they say down there,

and he was shaken up.

Nevertheless, though undoubtedly shaken up, he had the male wit to

perceive that the bedroom episode had been a peculiar triumph for

himself. Her attitude in it, imperious superficially, was in truth an

impassioned and outright surrender to him. And further, she had at once

become a frankly admiring partisan of his theory of bedrooms. The need

for a comfortable solitude earlier in life had led Edwin to make his

bedroom habitable by means of a gas-stove, an easy chair, and minor

amenities. When teased by hardy compatriots about his sybaritism Edwin

was apt sometimes to flush and be "nettled," and he would make offensive

un-English comments upon the average bedroom of the average English

household, which was so barbaric that during eight months of the year

you could not maintain your temperature in it unless you were either in

bed or running about the room, and that even in Summer you could not sit

down therein at ease because there was nothing easy to sit on, nor a

table to sit at nor even a book to read. He would caustically ask to be

informed why the supposedly practical and comfort-loving English were

content with an Alpine hut for a bedroom. And in this way he would go

on. He was rather pleased with the phrase "Alpine hut." One day he had

overheard Hilda replying to an acquaintance upstairs: "People may say

what they like, but Edwin and I don't care to sleep in an Alpine hut."

She had caught it! She was his disciple in that matter! And how she

had appreciated his easy-chair! As for calm deliberation in dressing

and undressing, she could astonishingly and even disconcertingly surpass

him in the quality. But it is to be noted that she would not permit her

son to have a gas-stove in his bedroom. Nor would she let him occupy

the disdained principal bedroom, her argument being that that room was

too large for a little boy. Maggie Clayhanger's old bedroom was given

to George, and the principal bedroom remained empty.

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