CHAPTER XXI

ANECDOTES ABOUT DOGS (_Continued_)

I have mentioned the "Warwick Shows" of days gone by, and what charming

re-unions they were. I think the incident which follows must have been

at the first of them, for although I had known Mr. Nichols by sight and

name, I did not think I was known to him. I remember I had reached

Warwick in the afternoon, engaged a bed at the Globe Hotel (where they

told me mine was a double bedded room, and I stipulated that the other

bed should not be occupied without my consent), and went to the show,

and meeting with many friends there, it was late when I got back. I then

found Mr. Nichols waiting to see who I was, as it seemed the other bed

in my room was the only one unoccupied in the town. I had not left my

name, and the hotel people's description did not enlighten him, but he

said, "Whoever it is, if he knows anything about dogs, or doggy men, he

will know me!" and so it proved. We had, as always afterwards whenever

we met, a long talk on subjects congenial to us both, and he secured the

"last bed of Warwick!"

Amongst the many weaknesses to which I plead guilty, is a devoted

admiration of the works of the late Charles Dickens, some of which came

out in their green coloured numbers, while I was a schoolboy, and it was

the delight of my brothers and self, to sit and listen to them being

read out to us by our dear mother, who had a gift in that direction. I

hope my readers will pardon my giving here, a very short doggy story,

from Pickwick Papers, in the pithy, disjointed sentences of "Mr. Alfred

Jingle," as I wish to give something, however slight, about nearly every

breed, and the anecdotes about Pointers are not very numerous. "Ah! you

should keep dogs, fine animals, sagacious creatures. Dog of my own once,

Pointer, surprising instinct, out shooting one day, entering enclosure,

whistled, dog stopped, whistled again, Ponto! no go; stock still, called

him, 'Ponto, Ponto,' no go, stock still, wouldn't move, dog transfixed,

staring at a board, looked up, saw an inscription, 'Gamekeeper has

orders to shoot all dogs found in this enclosure,' wouldn't pass it,

wonderful dog, valuable dog that, very. 'Singular circumstance that,'

said Mr. Pickwick, 'Will you allow me to make a note of it?' 'Certainly,

sir, certainly, hundred more anecdotes of the same animal.'"

At the risk of its being considered "a chestnut," I will here recount

the story of the dogs of Oldacre, so well told by the late William

Howitt, in his "Boys' Country Book" (one of the prime favourites of my

boyhood). "This story brings to my recollection, those two noble dogs at

Oldacre, two grand Setters that Squire Mills used always to have at his

heels, whether it was shooting season or not, just one the picture of

the other, as like as pin to pin or pear to pear!

Well, Squire Mills had an estate in Oxfordshire, a hundred miles off at

least; and there he used to go twice a year to receive his rents, and he

never went, while he had those dogs, without taking one of them with

him. When the dog was tired he let him go up into his chaise and ride,

and when he was tired of riding, the dog leaped out and jogged along

again till he was tired again.

Squire Mills always stopped at the Mitre Inn at Oxford, and it so

happened, on one occasion, that as his Setter followed him up the stable

yard, a great mastiff, which was chained to a kennel, suddenly rushed

out, seized on the Setter, and before he could be beaten off, had very

severely worried him. Squire Mills was very angry, and the innkeeper

made many apologies, but that did not cure the dog's wounds, and the

Squire, who said he would rather have given five pounds than the dog had

been so used, set off homeward in no very good humour.

The dog, which seemed very much hurt, lay whining and appearing very

uneasy, in the bottom of the chaise, all the way home, and when they got

there the keeper was ordered to pay every attention to him, and do all

that he could for him. But the dog lay in his kennel for more than a

week, and seemed in a very poor way, indeed. He would not eat, and the

keeper was very doubtful what would be the upshot of it, when, one

morning he was very much surprised to find, both he and his fellow dog

missing.

All inquiries were made, but nothing could be heard of them and it was

concluded they were stolen. The squire immediately offered five and

twenty guineas for the discovery of the thief; but no thief was heard

of, or the dogs either, till a week afterwards, when they again entered

the yard, but two such poor jaded, worn-down creatures as never were

seen.

They were, apparently, starved to the very point of death, covered with

dust, and in fact, in such a condition that notwithstanding all that

could be done, they both died in the course of a few days. On examining

them after death, they appeared to have been shot at, various shot-corns

being found in their skins.

Nothing, however, came to light about it; and on the next rent day the

Squire made his journey into Oxfordshire without either of his favourite

dogs.

As he passed the kennel of the Mastiff in the Inn Yard, at Oxford, he

could not help looking, with resentment, towards it, when to his

surprise, instead of the Mastiff, which had been there many years, he

saw quite another dog. "And so you have parted with that savage brute of

a Mastiff that worried my setter the last time I was here," he said to

the Ostler. "Ay," replied the Ostler, "there's a curious thing about

that, sir, the dog was worried, dead on the spot, at the door of his own

kennel, and if I am not mistaken, your setter helped to do it too." "My

setter," said the Squire, "what do you mean?" "I mean, sir," said the

man, "that about a week or so after you was here last, when your dog got

so towsled by old Sampson, the Mastiff, we heard all of a sudden a

terrible noise of dogs fighting in the yard, and on running out, saw two

great dogs fiercely at work with old Sampson. They had got him down, and

seemed tearing him into very atoms. Our master made no more to do, but

in he ran, snatched down the gun, and fired at the dogs, but it was too

late, they were just going over the yard wall together, and I dare say,

got off without the peppering master meant for them. But there, however,

was old Sampson, as dead as the stones he lay upon!" "And you thought,"

said the Squire, "that one of the dogs resembled my setter?" "Nay," said

the Ostler, "both of them. One was the very picture of the other, and if

they were not your setters, they were no dogs at all!" "It is very

wonderful," said the Squire, "but I have not a doubt but that you are

quite right in your belief, and this accounts for what, till this

moment, has very much puzzled me. My dog was so resentful of the injury

and insult that he received from your Mastiff, that he without doubt

communicated his grievances to his brother dog, and prevailed on him to

set out on a pilgrimage of revenge. The dogs disappeared for a week or

more together, they came back wounded, and in that miserable plight,

that they never recovered it. The dogs, let me tell you, are both dead,

and I would not have taken a hundred pounds for them." The Ostler and

all the people about the inn were wonderfully surprised at the story,

and a wonderful circumstance it was, to be sure. My grandfather, who

told the story, added, "It is just as true as you sit there, I had it

word for word, nay, I have had it, word for word, twenty times, from

Squire Mills himself."

Of course in a long career of dog showing and judging I have come into

contact with all classes of exhibitors, and I am bound to say, as a

general rule, have met with the greatest courtesy and had many a kind

turn done me at different times, nor was I ever, but once, the subject

of any of the practical jokes which used to be, more than they are now,

so very frequent, and sometimes very rough, and unpleasant in their

nature.

The one exception was when I was stopping at Sydenham, on the occasion

of a Crystal Palace show, and when I rose in the morning to go up and

see my dogs before breakfast, my boots could nowhere be found, but as I

knew there was a very lively team stopping at the same hotel, I felt

certain it was their doing, and resolved to checkmate them by going to

see the dogs all the same and saying nothing about it, so as I always

carried in my bag a pair of Indian leather moccasins, I put them on, and

went over to the Palace, where I presently met one of the squad I

suspected of "lifting my boots," he said, "What funny shoes you have on,

Mr. Lane." I said, "Yes, they are a little out of the common, but, the

fact is, some of the jokers at my hotel, have taken a fancy to my boots

and probably supposed I should be kept a prisoner in the hotel all day,

and so I put on these," he said, "You don't mean to say, _your_ boots

were taken. They've taken the wrong man's; no one had the slightest idea

of playing any prank on you," and when I returned, I found my boots in

my room.

I came across, in an old French work, the following curious, if true,

method of fishing, in which the services of a Poodle, or Terrier were

called into action. The enthusiastic sportsman who fears neither storms

nor sunstroke (_coup de soleil_) makes his appearance at the Riverside

without either fishing rod, lines, worms, flies or bait, of any

description, but having under his left arm a double-barrelled gun, in

his right hand, a large cabbage and following at his heels a clever

Poodle or Terrier dog. The fisherman, or huntsman, I scarcely know which

to call him, now duly reconnoitres the river, fixes upon some tree, the

large and lower branches of which hang out over the water, ascends with

his gun and cabbage, and having taken up his position upon one of the

large projecting branches, closely examines the surface of the stream

beneath him.

He has, usually, not been long on his perch, before he perceives a

stately pike, or other member of the finny tribe, paddling up the river,

he instantly breaks a leaf off the cabbage, and when the fish has

approached sufficiently near, throws it into the water, the frightened

fish immediately disappears, but shortly after rises, and grateful to

the kind and unknown friend who has provided this admirable parasol,

swims towards it, and after pushing it about for a while with his nose,

finally places himself comfortably under its protecting and congenial

shade.

The sportsman in the tree, watching the animated movements of the

cabbage leaf, immediately fires, when the dog, whose sagacity is quite

equal to that of his master, plunges into the water, and if the fish is

either dead or severely wounded, seldom fails to bring the scaly morsel

to land; thus as long as the heavens are bright and blue, the water

keeps warm on the surface and the larger fish prefer to swim in the sun,

the sport continues so long as the climbing and staying powers of the

sportsman hold out. Sometimes the dog and fish have a very sharp

struggle, and then the fun is great indeed unless, by chance, the

sportsman should unfortunately miss his footing in the tree, in the

midst of his amusement and drop head foremost into the water with his

double-barrelled gun and what is left of his cabbage.

I think it may be interesting here to quote the eulogistic terms in

which Mr. Burchell, the well-known African traveller, wrote of his dogs,

as he had a considerable experience of the breed in the course of his

long and perilous journeys in that (at the time he was there) almost

unknown country.

"Our pack of dogs," says he, "consisted of five and twenty, of various

sorts and sizes. This great variety, though not altogether intentional,

as I was obliged to take any that could be procured and were at all

likely to answer my purposes, was often of the greater service to me, as

I observed, some gave notice of danger, or their suspicions of it, in

one way, and others in quite a different manner. Some were more disposed

to keep watch against men, others against wild beasts of prey, and

others for animals and birds of sport; some discovered an enemy by their

quickness of hearing, others by that of scent; some were useful for

speed in pursuing game, some for their vigilance and barking, and others

for their courage in holding ferocious animals at bay. So large a pack

indeed was not maintained without adding greatly to our care and

trouble, in supplying them with meat and water, for it was sometimes

difficult to procure for them enough of the latter; but, their services

were invaluable, often contributing to our safety, and always to our

ease, by their constant vigilance, as we felt confident that no danger

could approach us at night without its being announced by their barking.

"No circumstances could render the value and fidelity of these animals

so conspicuous and sensible as a journey through regions which abounding

in wild beasts of almost every class, gave us continual opportunities of

witnessing the strong contrast between the ferocious beasts of prey,

many of which fly at the approach of man and these kind, but not always

duly appreciated, companions of the human race. Many times when we have

been travelling over plains where the wild creatures of all kinds have

fled directly we appeared in sight, have I turned my eyes towards my

dogs, in admiration of their devotion and attachment and have felt a

grateful affection towards them for preferring our society to the wild

liberty of other quadrupeds.

"Often in the middle of the night when all my people have been fast

asleep round the fire, have I stood to contemplate these faithful

animals lying by their side, and have learned to esteem them for their

social inclination to mankind. When wandering over pathless deserts,

oppressed with vexation and distress at the conduct of my own men I have

turned to them, as my only friends and felt how much inferior to them

was man when actuated only by selfish views.

"The familiarity which exists between these animals and our own race, is

so common to almost every country of the globe, that any remark upon it

must seem superfluous, but I cannot avoid believing that it is the

universality of the fact which prevents the greater part of mankind from

duly reflecting on the subject. While almost every other quadruped fears

man as its most formidable enemy, here is one which regards him as a

friend.

"We must not mistake the nature of the case, it is not because we train

him to our use and have made choice of him in preference to other

animals, but because this particular species feels a natural desire to

be useful to man and from spontaneous impulse attaches itself to him.

Were it not so we should see in various countries an equal familiarity

with various other quadrupeds according to the habits, tastes, or

caprices of different nations. But, everywhere, it is the dog only takes

delight in associating with us, in sharing our abodes, and is even

jealous that our attention should be bestowed on him alone, it is he who

knows us personally, watches for us, and warns us of danger.

"It is impossible for the naturalist, when taking a survey of the whole

animal creation not to feel a conviction that this friendship between

two creatures so different from each other, must be the result of the

laws of nature; nor can the humane and feeling mind avoid the belief

that kindness to those animals, from which he derives continued and

essential assistance is part of his moral duty." These words of such an

experienced naturalist as Mr. Burchell, are as true to-day as when they

were written by him more than fifty years ago, but I am bound to say I

think dogs are more valuable, and more thought of now, than ever they

were since the world began.

Mr. Bell tells a short story of the intelligence displayed by a

Bloodhound belonging to a friend of his, a Mr. Boyle. He says, "To make

trial whether a young hound was well instructed, Mr. Boyle desired one

of his servants to walk to a town four miles off, and then to a market

town three miles from thence. The dog, without seeing the man he was to

pursue, followed him by the scent to the above mentioned places,

notwithstanding the multitude of market people that went along the same

road and of travellers that had occasion to come, and when the

Bloodhound came to the market town he passed through the streets,

without taking notice of any of the people there, and ceased not till he

had gone to the house, where the man he sought rested himself and where

he found him in an upper room to the wonder of those who had accompanied

him in this pursuit." In the face of the Bloodhound trials last year,

and again this spring, in which my friend Mr. Brough has been so much

interested, I thought some of my readers might like to see this short

account of the doings of a young hound, more than half a century ago.

To illustrate the occasional trials of exhibitors, I recollect starting

off early with a team of dogs for one of the first general shows held at

Oxford, I think all my dogs were in boxes or baskets but one, a

tricolour Collie, whose name I forget, and he was on the chain, and put

by the railway people into one of those vile receptacles they call dog

boxes, narrow, dark, low and often dirty. On arrival at Didcot (which I

had before connected in my mind with Banbury cakes, and was quite

surprised to find a "one-eyed" sort of straggling village of

contemptible size,) a porter opened one end of the dog den and called

the Collie, he, however, showed no intention of responding to the call,

and retreated to the other end of the den and growled at the porter, and

one of the other porters went around to the further side of the coach

and opened the other door of the den, and the dog, taking advantage of

this chance of freedom, bolted out, crossed the line, went through a

hedge and found himself at once in the open country. I had taken no part

in the affair, and declined all responsibility, but told the officials I

should sue the company for the value of the dog, lost through their

carelessness. They begged me to accompany some of their men in search of

the dog, as he might be easier caught if he saw someone he knew amongst

those after him.

Soon after it began to rain, and from soon after eleven a. m. till

after six p. m. we tramped the country in search of the wandering dog,

whom we afterwards saw in the distance, but in that district the fields

are very large, and often as we laboriously got into a field through a

hedge or over hurdles, etc., we had the mortification of seeing the dog

disappear through or over the hedge on the opposite side, and very

wearisome work it was.

At length I decided to go on to Oxford, with the rest of my dogs, and

left the matter of the lost dog with the railway company, who, I was

informed, offered a reward for his recovery, and about a month

afterwards I had a letter asking me to call at one of their stations

where they thought a dog lately found answered the description of mine.

This turned out to be correct and I took home the dog, making a small

claim for expenses I had been put to in the matter. The dog was not in

bad condition, and still wore the collar and chain on him when lost, but

it is strange how that dog managed to live for a month in such a

sparsely inhabited district as that round about Didcot, at any rate at

that time, which is about fifteen years ago.

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