RECOGNITION A LA MODE.

_(A Romance of False Perspective_.)

The Press, ever anxious, as the guardians of public sentiment, to

correct the reaction that is apt to follow upon any great outburst

of popular enthusiasm, did well to describe the impending arrival of

Prince Ongtong, of the Solomon Islands, with his famous mixed choir,

as the second best news since the signing of the Armistice. We are

glad to think that the reception of this illustrious potentate in our

midst was worthy of the occasion.

There was a time when our relations with the Solomon Islanders were

strained. Their pagan and, we regret to say, anthropophagous habits

laid them open to a certain amount of criticism. Not many years ago

Mr. Bamberger, the famous violinist, in the course of a triumphal

tour in the Southern Pacific, was captured by the inhabitants of

Kulambranga, detained for several weeks in captivity in a mangrove

swamp, where he suffered great inconvenience from the gigantic frogs

_(Rana Guppyi_) which infest this region, and was only rescued with

great difficulty by a punitive expedition--conducted by Sir Pompey

Boldero--when on the eve of being sacrificed to the gastronomic

exigencies of his captors.

But this happily is all ancient history now. The Solomon Islanders

for several years have been confirmed vegetarians, and the pronounced

modification in their mesocephalic skulls and the improvement of

their facial angle afford the surest guarantee against any relapse.

Furthermore the instruction in music which they received from Mr.

Bamberger has exerted a profoundly mollifying effect on their manners.

Mr. Clutton Brock has pronounced them to be the most artistic of all

the Papuans. Their paintings show a remarkable affinity to the style

of Picasso and Matisse. Their choral singing is the glory of the South

Pacific.

Prince Ongtong and his party, who made the journey by long sea in

a flotilla of catamarans and sampans, arrived at Southampton on

Saturday, where they were met by perhaps the most representative

and influential gathering of public men ever seen in our times. The

procession to the Town Hall was headed by Lord READING, Lord SYDENHAM,

Mr. BOTTOMLEY, Mr. HOGGE, Sir LEO CHIOZZA MONEY, Mr. SMILLIE and Mr.

EUSTACE MILES. Then followed Prince Ongtong and his choir, superbly

gowned in their flowing sarongs, wearing their long Papuan pampooties

and followed in turn by a group of instrumentalists playing on conchs,

nose-flutes and a species of mouth-organ closely resembling the

jew's-harp, but much larger and more penetrating in its quality. The

crowds in the street were enormous; hundreds of strong women fainted,

and the casualties are estimated at upwards of five thousand.

The proceedings in the Town Hall were brief but most impressive. After

the freedom of Southampton had been conferred on the Prince by the

Mayor, in a gold casket, Lord READING in a touching speech announced,

amid tempestuous cheers, that the Government had resolved to signalise

Prince Ongtong's services by conferring on him a dukedom and a grant

of two million pounds.

Continuing, Lord READING said that the Solomon Islands had always

appealed to him with peculiar magic. He believed that they were the

authentic seat of King SOLOMON'S Mines, in spite of the rival claims

of Africa put forward by Sir RIDER HAGGARD.

The Prince, who acknowledged the honour in fluent Melanesian,

was understood to say that he had only done his duty, that he was

speechless with gratitude and that he would always regard Lord READING

as a brother. A _recherché_ vegetarian luncheon was then served, after

which Lord ROTHERMERE presented each member of the choir with a cheque

for ten thousand pounds, and Mr. SMILLIE invited them to give evidence

before the Coal Commission.

The Prince and party were anxious to proceed by special train to

London, where rooms had been engaged for them at the Grand Palestine

Hotel, but, on leaving the Town Hall, were surrounded by the crowd,

which had now swelled to nearly a million and fought for the

privilege of escorting the visitors to the station with such desperate

enthusiasm that at a late hour on Saturday night no traces of Prince

Ongtong or any of his choir could be discovered. This is all the

more to be regretted as arrangements had been made for a competition

between the Solomon Islanders and the Czecho-Slovakian singers, at

which Lord ASKWITH had undertaken to adjudicate. All hope however of

tracing the missing party has not yet been given up, and a wireless

message received at Marconi House on Sunday night states that the

Ringwood police had arrested a partially-clad foreigner in the

neighbourhood of the Rufus-stone.

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[Illustration: A GENERAL STRIKE ON DERBY DAY.

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