MÉLISANDE'S POINT OF VIEW.

"About rabies," said Angela.

"Well?" said I patiently.

"Well, about Mélisande," said Angela.

"What about Mélisande?" I replied.

"Oh, you know quite well what about Mélisande," said Angela; "about

her and Peggy playing so much together. Is it quite wise, do you

think? I've been bothering about it for some days now; cats are such

queer things and a cat with rabies would be so dreadfully dangerous."

"There I quite agree with you," I answered meditatively. "Though I

have rather excepted Mélisande from the general rule I have always

considered a cat an exceedingly dangerous animal, and a cat with

rabies is, of course, ten times worse; it simply oughtn't to be

allowed."

"I felt sure you would agree with me," said Angela.

Mélisande is a staid creature of placid demeanour and generous

proportions. It had never occurred to me hitherto to associate her

with rabies, and I still felt that she herself would scoff at the

idea.

We were gathered round the fire, my wife, my daughter and I; Angela

seated on what is known, I believe, in upholstering circles as a

humpty, while Peggy lay on her tummy on the floor, pencil in hand

and a sheet of paper before her; she was chewing the pencil with the

ruminating air of one who awaits inspiration. I myself occupied the

armchair.

"You know," said Angela presently, "I think Mélisande has seemed

worried about something the last few days. I do hope the poor dear

isn't bothering about rabies. One so often hears of people actually

producing a disease merely by thinking a lot about it. By the way, I'm

told that one of the earliest manifestations of rabies is a desire to

bite inanimate objects; if we see her doing that we shall know that

the time has come to act."

At this juncture Mélisande entered the room through the open window.

Her manner exhibited a curious blend of dignity and caution; I could

more readily have suspected my own mother of having rabies. She

advanced slowly towards us till suddenly her eye lighted on Peggy, who

still chewed her pencil awaiting inspiration.

Mélisande stopped as though she had been shot; I could only surmise

that the sight of Peggy thus occupied had confirmed her darkest

suspicions. With one wild shriek of terror she fled from the room.

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