I gave him some more brandy.

A little later he recognised me and smiled. I examined his programme

and found that he was engaged for the next dance to a girl who could

talk to anyone on any subject; I could see my wife's hand in the

arrangement. I explained the situation, piloted him to his partner

and stayed with them a while. She made several openings for him in the

conversation, which he immediately sealed up with monosyllables, and

when she allowed her fan to slip to the floor he stepped on it. She

suggested that they should take the air on the balcony, and as I

left them he pulled himself together and began to tell her, in a

well-modulated voice, that the surface of the floor was excellent.

Later I saw him with the same partner still on the balcony. They were

both pale and silent and had apparently never moved. They seemed to

be exercising an unconscious fascination on one another. My courage

failed me and I went elsewhere.

Some time after I happened to be at the buffet when Norman staggered

in and ordered a large brandy-and-soda. There were beads of

perspiration on his forehead and he was as white as death.

"What has happened?" I asked as soon as, I could attract his

attention.

"It is horrible--horrible!" he gasped.

"Tell me what has happened," I commanded, grasping his shoulder.

"What has happened!" he repeated, with a hollow laugh. "I am undone.

My career is at an end. I am a broken man."

"What have you done?"

"I couldn't help it," he sobbed. "We sat there for an age, an

eternity, unable to speak, unable to move, unable to act. At length my

nerve gave way and I--I've pulled all her teeth out."

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