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Rose always insisted that she was psychic, and I have some faith myself

in presentiments. At any rate, we both declared, on that Monday night

before the curtain went up, that something was going to happen. Leonard

had no convictions of the sort himself but he was favourably disposed

towards our attitude. He put the matter succinctly.

"Here we are," he pointed out, "sold to the devil, body and soul, and if

the old boy doesn't make some use of us, I shall begin to be afraid the

whole thing's coming to an end. Five pounds a week, and a reserve fund

for costumes and posters suits me very nicely, thank you."

"I don't think you need worry," I told him. "It doesn't seem reasonable

to imagine that we've been sent to the slums of Liverpool for nothing."

"Then there are those posters," Rose put in, "offering prizes to

amateurs. I'm quite certain there's some method in that. Besides----"

She hesitated. We both pressed her to go on.

"You'll think this silly, but for the last three nights I've had a queer

sort of feeling that Mr. Thomson was somewhere in the audience. I can't

explain it. I looked everywhere for him. I even tried looking at the

people one by one, all down the rows. I never saw any one in the least

like him. All the same, I expected to hear his voice at any moment."

"Granted the old boy's Satanic connections," Leonard observed, "he may

appear to us in any form. Brimstone and horns are clean out of date.

He'll probably send his disembodied voice with instructions."

I strolled to the wings and had a look at the house. Although it still

wanted a quarter of an hour before the performance was due to commence,

the hall was almost packed with people. The audience, as was natural

considering the locality, was a pretty tough lot. It seemed to consist

chiefly of stewards and sailors from the great liners which lay in the

river near by, with a sprinkling of operatives and some of the smaller

shopkeepers. The study of faces has always interested me, and there were

two which I picked out from the crowd during that brief survey and

remembered. One was the face of a youngish man, dressed in the clothes

of a labourer and seated in a dark corner of the room. He was very pale,

almost consumptive-looking, with a black beard which looked as though it

had been recently grown, and coal black hair. His features were utterly

unlike the features of his presumed class, and there was a certain

furtiveness about his expression which puzzled me. A quietly dressed

girl sat by his side, whose face was even more in the shadow than his,

but it struck me that she had been crying, and that for some reason or

other there was a disagreement between her and the young man. The other

person whom I noticed was a stout, middle-aged man, with curly black

hair, a rather yellow complexion, of distinctly Semitic appearance. His

hands were folded upon his waistcoat, he was smoking with much obvious

enjoyment a large cigar, and his eyes were half-closed, as though he

were enjoying a brief rest. I put him down as a small shopkeeper, for

choice a seller of ready-made garments, who had had a long day's work

and was giving himself a treat on the strength of it.

At half-past seven the hall was crammed and the curtain rang up. We went

through the first part of our programme with a reasonable amount of

success, Leonard in particular getting two encores for one of his

humorous songs. At the beginning of the second part, I came out upon the

stage and made the little speech which our mysterious patron's wishes

rendered necessary.

"Ladies and gentlemen," I said, "I have much pleasure in announcing,

according to our posters outside, that if there are any amateurs here

willing to try their luck upon the stage, either with a song or a dance,

we shall be very happy to provide them with music and any slight change

of costume. A prize of one pound will be given to the performer whose

song meets with the greatest approval, and a second prize of five

shillings for the next most successful item."

I gagged on for a few more minutes, trying to encourage those whom I

thought likely aspirants, amidst the laughter and cheers of the

audience. Presently a showily dressed young woman threw aside a cheap

fur cloak, displaying a low-cut blue satin gown, jumped nimbly on to the

stage, ignoring my outstretched hand, and held out a roll of music to

Rose, who came smilingly from the background.

"I'll try 'The Old Folks down Wapping Way', dear," she announced, "and

don't you hurry me when the sloppy stuff comes. I like to give 'em time

for a snivel or two. Sit you down at the piano. I'm that nervous, I

can't stand fussing about here."

They bent over the music together and I turned back to the audience.

There were only two others who showed any disposition to follow the

example of the lady in blue satin. One was the young man whom I had

previously noticed, and who had now risen to his feet. It was obvious

that the girl by his side was doing all she could to dissuade him from

his purpose. I could almost hear the sob in her throat as she tried to

drag him back to his place. I myself felt curiously indisposed to

interfere, but Leonard, who was standing by my side, and who saw them

for the first time, imagining that a word of encouragement was all that

was necessary, concluded the business.

"Come along, sir," he called out. "You look as though you had a good

tenor voice, and nothing fetches 'em like it. You let him come, my dear,

and he'll buy you a new hat with the money."

The young man shook himself free and stepped on to the platform,

obviously ill at ease at the cheer which his enterprise evoked. He was

followed, to my surprise, by the middle-aged man whom I had previously

noticed.

"Here, Mister," was his greeting, as he stepped on to the platform,

"I'll have a go at 'em. Sheeny patter and a clog dance, eh?"

"You must find me some sort of a change," the young man insisted

hurriedly.

"And I'll tidy up a bit myself," his rival observed. "We'll let the gal

have first go."

I conducted them behind and showed the young man into the men's dressing

room.

"You'll find an old dress suit of mine there," I pointed out. "Change as

quickly as you can. I don't fancy the young lady will hold them for

long."

He nodded and drew me a little on one side. His manner was distinctly

uneasy, and his clothes were shabbier even than they had seemed at a

distance, but his voice was the voice of a person of education,

pleasant, notwithstanding a queer, rather musical accent which at the

moment was unfamiliar to me.

"Shall I be able to lock my things up?" he asked, in an undertone. "No

offence," he went on hastily, "only I happen to be carrying something

rather valuable about with me."

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