"Great Unholy Madness," exploded Peter. "If this is a rat-proof
building, I am a Chinese policeman!"
Jack Brandt looked over Peter's shoulder. "How many?" he asked.
"Twenty-three!"
"Golly," grinned Brandt. "We're outnumbered."
"We won't be long if this thing works like this every night. This is
better than the original ball-bearing mousetrap."
"Which?"
Peter grinned. "The tomcat," he said.
* * * * *
That was how it started. It went on for a week, passed through a huge
peak of catch, and then tapered off abruptly. A month later, the trap
had passed no mouse into--nothingness--for three days. The Better
Mousetrap was placed back in the cabinet and forgotten.
For this was during the days of War, when he who was not fighting was
working to provide the fighting man with what he needed. And Peter
Manton's laboratory had too much to do in too short a time to permit
even an hour's wonder or work on anything not directly concerned with
the problem at hand.
The months passed. Peter Manton nodded knowingly when Hiroshima
heralded the atomic age. He made penciled notes on the margin of the
paper correcting some of the reporter's errata in describing radar.
He wrote a hot letter to OSRD complaining that the news release on the
proximity fuse had been mishandled, that he knew the real facts. He
followed sonar and loran with interest.
More months passed, and the peace which was raging all over the world
continued, but Peter Manton's laboratory was disbanded. Much of the
stuff was sold as scrap, and among it was the Better Mousetrap. It
no longer worked. Its magnets were mere bits of metal alloy; its
permanent wax-electrets were discharged. The crystal no longer vibrated
molecularly, and besides, the wire loop was crushed beneath a pile of
scrap metal.
The next time Peter Manton remembered his Better Mousetrap was when a
friend of his mentioned that he wanted to move.
"Move?" asked Peter. "Where to?"
"That's the point," grumbled Tony Andrews. "There's no place. But I'm
not going to stay where I am!"
"It looks like a nice enough place. What's wrong?"
"Mice. The place is lousy with 'em."
"Oh? Thought that was a fairly respectable place."
"It was," replied Andrews. "But lately--the mouse population has
increased. Probably due to the lack of traps created by the war."
Peter nodded. "We had a mousetrap at the lab," he said with a fond
smile of reminiscence. Then he told Tony about it, and the other man
blinked hungrily. "That good?" he exclaimed.
Peter nodded.
"Can you build another?"
"Sure."
Andrews smiled. "Look," he said. "You are the man who built the Better
Mousetrap. But the old platitude isn't good enough. The world will not
beat a path to your door unless you make yourself known. This should
make you famous."
Peter frowned a bit. "Is it that good?" he asked.
"It has one feature that will outdo all other traps," said Andrews. "In
any trap, there is the corpse to dispose of. In this one, there is the
disposal system built in. Look, you build one for me, and we'll form a
company to build them."
"If you think so."
"I think so. How long will it take?"
"To build another? About an hour once I get the parts. Luckily there's
a section of the Central Scientific Company handy. They have most of
the stuff."
* * * * *
It took several days to collect the material, after which Peter called
Andrews. By the time the other man arrived, Peter was finishing off the
main part of the trap. He handed the thing to Andrews, who looked at
it, squinted through the circlet of wire, and then poked a pencil into
it. Where it came level with the plane of the circlet, it ceased to
exist in a slick plane of cleavage.
Andrews withdrew the pencil and it was complete again.
"Great Harry," he shouted. "Where did you get that?"
"That," smiled Peter, "is something out of Campbell by Edward E. Smith."
"Who?"
"Writers of science fiction that turned out millions of words dealing
with strange minerals, space warps, and the like. They used to spend
their leisure hours thinking up something that would outdo the other.
Actually," he said, becoming serious again, "the thing was discovered
in our lab during the war. We were working on a closed means of radio
communication--a method of wireless connection that would not only
prevent the enemy from decoding or unscrambling, but which would be
impossible to detect unless you were set up properly. Too many things
happened under radio-silence that a means of communication might have
prevented. Anyway, in our search for a new level of communications, we
got this effect."
"Seems to me that it should be good for something."
"The trouble is that it can't be made any bigger. Once that loop size
is changed, the effect is no longer there. We worked on it for about a
month and gave it up because there it is and that's all that could be
done with it."
"How about using it to pump water out of a sinking ship?"
"Can't fasten anything to the ring," said Peter.
"But the thing that bothers me is where does it go?" asked Andrews,
poking his finger through the ring and withdrawing it hastily as he saw
the clean-cut cross section.
"Haven't the vaguest idea."
"You haven't worked on it much, then?"
Peter shook his head. "There were a lot of things that had priority,"
he said. "We had that scheduled for about three years from now, even.
Anyway--what are you doing?"
"I'd like to know where the stuff goes," said Andrews.
"How are you going to find out?"
* * * * *
Tony Andrews handed Peter a key ring tag. It was an advertisement for
an automobile salesroom, and it stated that any possible finders should
merely drop the key ring and chain into the nearest mailbox; that the
addressee would pay the postage. It then gave Tony Andrews' name and
address and telephone number.
"Think ... if it's found anywhere ... it'll be returned?"
"That's how they sent them out," he said. "Darned good advertisement,
too."
"But--"
"Look, Peter, if this ... and it must go somewhere ... lands close by,
it'll be returned. Perhaps we'll get a letter, too, telling us where.
If it lands in some distant country, we'll probably get it back with a
letter telling us that I sure did get around."
"You feel certain that it will land somewhere on earth."
Tony Andrews nodded. "There is no pressure gradient worthy of the name
across the face of this," he said. "Though there is a very slight
motion of air through the ring. That means that the air pressure on
either side of this ding busted ring is about the same. Funny, though,
it sort of blows both ways."
Peter nodded. From either side he poked forefingers in. At the plane
of cleavage, both fingers passed forward into--through--one another,
giving an appearance very much like poking the forefinger into a pool
of mercury.
Andrews shuddered. Then he took the little circlet, held the ring
sidewise, and dropped the tag from the key ring through it. Through the
ring they heard it clang onto the floor.
Peter took the ring from Andrews and put it horizontal, close to the
floor. He put a finger through it and probed.
He said: "Ah!" and put thumb and forefinger through the ring and came
up with the tag.
"What's down there?" asked Andrews.
"Feels like wood." Peter poked a ruler through and measured the
distance. About two inches differed between the concrete of Peter's
basement floor and the wood surface of the other.
"We'll lick that," said Peter. "I've got a tiny miniature camera
upstairs. We poke it through and take a picture or two."
That was a flat failure, they found. The film came out utterly black.
Whether the film was exposed in passing, or whether the "other side"
was highly illuminated could not be determined. They could control the
light in the cellar so that the partially "gone" camera would not cause
exposure of the film. But if the other side were brightly illuminated,
there would be an instant where the film was open to the light. They
tried for hours, but failed.
Eventually, Andrews took his mousetrap home with him and set it up in
the kitchen.
Again, its take was enormous.
* * * * *
Senator Treed entered the hardware store along Connecticut Avenue and
asked the clerk for a mousetrap. The clerk looked surprised and said,
"But you're living in the Wardman Park Hotel, senator."
"I know. Reputed to be one of the finest hotels in Washington, too.
But, there're mice there."
"Hard to believe. Does the management know?"
"Not yet," said the senator quietly. "And say nothing, please. You see,
Mrs. Treed and I just returned from a vacation in Wisconsin and we had
a large number of packing cases delivered to our suite. It is more
than possible that we included a few field mice. I'd hate to be held
responsible for bringing mice into the Wardman Park."
The clerk grinned. "Mice in the Wardman Park. That's a national
calamity, isn't it?"
Senator Treed scowled. "Young man, this rat plague is a national
calamity. You do not realize how bad it really is. An outbreak caused
by the war."
"Come now, senator. Don't blame everything on the war."
Senator Treed shook his head. "I try to be level headed and as honest
as I can," he said. "But how many mousetraps have you had in the place
since Pearl Harbor?"
"Not many," admitted the clerk.
"Freedom from rodent pests is a warfare that must be constantly and
ruthlessly waged," replied the senator. "Otherwise, they overwhelm us.
We stopped fighting rats to fight another kind. We licked the other
kind, but there's this kind still. Now, what's new in mousetraps?"
"Here's a new number. It's called the Better Mousetrap. A new company
started about a week ago and we accepted one on consignment."
"How much is it?" asked the senator.
"It's not for sale."
The senator spluttered in confusion.
"It's on a rental basis," said the clerk. "There's a register below. It
counts the catch. You pay two cents per catch."
"Really a guaranteed job, hey?" smiled the senator. "How does it work?"
The clerk held up the trap. "This is where you put the bait," he said.
"You impale it on this spike and then swivel it through the slit in the
wire so the mice must enter the tunnel to get to it."
"Yeah, but there's nothing there to stop the mice from having a free
lunch," objected the senator.
The clerk took a small bolt, set it on the floor of the tunnel, tilted
the cage and let the bolt run down the floor slowly. It passed through
the circlet and disappeared.
"Hey!"
The clerk grinned. "Convenient, isn't it? No muss, no fuss, no strain,
no pain. And no corpse to clean away."
"A very definite advantage," said the senator. "But where do they go?"
"No one knows. They go--and we ask no questions."
"Make a fine garbage disposal unit," suggested the senator.
"Could be. I imagine so. Also a swell way to get rid of old razor
blades. But every item that goes through this trap is registered--and
that bolt will cost the firm two cents. It can't tell the difference
between a bolt and a mouse."
"Hm-m-m. Good thing that tunnel is long and small. People would be
poking all manner of things into them. But where do they go?"
"They're trying to find out. So far they don't know. It's said that
one of the founders of the Better Mousetrap Company dropped a tag
through with name and address and the offer of a reward. It hasn't been
returned. Maybe the mail is irregular from Mars, huh?"
"Mars?"
The clerk shrugged. "I wouldn't know where," he said doubtfully.
The senator nodded. "Despite the population of the country--of the
world--there are places where men seldom go," he said. "That tag may
be lying in the rough at Bonnie Dundee Golf Course for all we know."
* * * * *
Miss Agatha Merrit placed her pince-nez firmly on her nose. "Good
morning, class," she said primly and with perfect diction.
"Good morning, teacher," responded forty third-grade voices.
Miss Agatha Merrit went to her desk and sat down. "Today," she said,
"we will learn about being afraid. It is known that ninety percent of
all things that people fear will not harm them. I know of big strong
men afraid of insects and many women are dreadfully frightened of mice."
Peter Manton, Junior, raised his hand and said: "My father built a
Better Mousetrap," he announced irrelevantly.
Miss Agatha Merrit was annoyed at the sidetracking, but young Manton's
father was becoming a financial force in the community and she felt it
unwise to ignore the comment. "I understand that the world is starting
to beat a path to your door," she said, completing the old platitude.
"But we're speaking of fear, not mice."
"You're not afraid of mice?" insisted young Peter.
"I can't say that I like them," said Miss Agatha Merrit. "Though I feel
that the mouse is more frightened of me than I could possibly be of it.
After all, I am quite a bit larger and more capable than a mouse--"
Miss Agatha Merrit opened the drawer of her desk but was prevented from
looking in.
The next several minutes are not describable. Not in any sort of
chronological order because everything happened at once. Miss Agatha
Merrit headed for the chandelier and got as far as the top of her chair
which somehow arrived on the top of the table. Mice boiled out of the
desk drawer and spread in a wave across the desk and across the floor.
In a ragged wave front, the third-grade girls found the tops of their
desks and the third-grade boys yelped in amusement and started to
corral the mice. By the time the room was cleaned up an hour later, the
boys had thirty-four mice in a wastebasket covered by a small drawing
board, four mice had escaped down holes in the woodwork, seven had gone
out under the door, and three were trying to find their way out of
nine-year-old pockets.
Miss Agatha Merrit never did learn the name of the ringleader of
that prank. She strongly suspected Peter Junior who was at best an
imaginative child with a clever mind and few inhibitions. What bothered
her most was that the trick was repeated.
There were three drawers in her desk. Young Peter Manton brought, on
the following morning, one of his father's Better Mousetraps. She
placed it in the drawer that had been "salted" with mice the day
before, but the pranksters used the second drawer that night. Carefully
she concealed the trap in the third drawer on the following night, and
the mice turned up in the top drawer again.
It became a race. Whether the problem would be solved before Miss
Agatha Merrit became a quivering nervous wreck.
A total of one hundred and seventy-three mice registered on the Better
Mousetrap in a week, and then Miss Agatha Merrit polished off the job
by procuring enough traps for all of the desk drawers. Since no place
remained to place them without the mice being collected and destroyed,
the mice-filled drawers ceased to be a favorite prank of the school.
The children, all of them sweet innocents, took to other forms of
childish torture.
She confessed to Peter Manton, Senior, that had it not been for his
excellent product, she would be a nervous wreck. "And," she said, "I
never did find out where they came from."
He grinned. "We've never found out where they went," he told her.
"I shudder," said Miss Agatha Merrit, "to think. Do you suppose, Mr.
Manton, that your device transmits them to some other corner of the
world?"
"We have tried to find out. Mice, unfortunately do not take well to
being tagged. But we've tagged a number of them in the hope that we
will discover where they go."
"I've noticed in the papers," replied Miss Agatha Merrit, "that there
is a veritable plague of rats. The Chicago _World_ had an editorial
about you ... did you see it?"
"No," he admitted. "But I'm rather pleased. What did they say?"
"It seems that the Chicago _World_ was plagued with rats until they got
about two dozen of your Better Mousetraps. That fixed them. Now they
claim that your invention came along at the proper time. The world is
about to beat its path to your door, Mr. Manton."
Peter shrugged. "Most inventions are made to fill a definite need," he
said. "Discoveries are made because of man's curiosity. An invention is
an aggregation of discoveries collected because their principles add up
to the proper effect to take care of the necessity. I'm glad that I was
able to make this invention of mine. It seems timely."
* * * * *
Senator Treed rapped for attention and the committee came to order.
"This morning," said Treed, "we will have open discussion of the
problem."
General Hayes nodded and said: "This much is known: The mice are
delivered somewhere out of Manton's Better Mousetrap. I wonder if some
foreign power might not have discovered even more of its powers and is
using it to plague America?"
"That seems far fetched."
"Not at all. It might be likened to a bacterial warfare. Pests will
vitiate a country as well as war--weakening a strong country to prepare
it for easy conquest."
Tag Harris of the FBI Laboratory shook his head. "There's more than
meets the eye," he said. "I've definite proof that some human agency is
working at it."
"You have?" demanded Senator Treed. "Tell us."
"We tagged rats and sent 'em through one of Manton's traps. Later we
used one of the old wire-cage affairs. Someone had gone to the trouble
of counterfeiting some of our tags. Out of fifty-seven rats caught with
tags, we found a duplicate number. Someone obviously caught a tagged
one from wherever it was sent, and in an effort to confuse us, made
duplicate tags and sent 'em back."
"Deliberate!"
Admiral Grayson of Intelligence nodded. "Tomlinson of Psychological
Warfare says that's what he would recommend to spread confusion. You
see, this Power would not stop; they would also know that we are
trying to find out all about it. Therefore they would prefer to add
confusion to our search. Hence the duplication of tags."
"Could you tell the real one?"
Harris nodded. "Easily. The original one was well worn because the rat
had more time to go roaming. The duplicate was almost new."
"They never did turn up with that key tag of Andrews, did they?"
"Nope."
"No one but a suspicious Power would conceal such a thing now that the
search for it is out. The answer is obvious."
Treed nodded in agreement. "I shall recommend that Congress offer an
award of twenty thousand dollars to whomever gives information to bring
the truth to light." He shuddered. "This rat business is terrible. My
wife is nearly out of her mind. Last night she swore that she saw a rat
_appear_ on the floor beneath the dresser. I hushed it, of course, but
that is why I'm bringing this committee to order on the subject."
"Perhaps Manton's device just hurls them back and forth across the
country."
Treed shook his head. "Manton's Better Mousetrap doesn't work that
way," he said with conviction. "Thanks to Manton's little registers
we know that Manton's catch--overall--has been rising but definitely
following the increase in rat population over the entire country. You
see, gentlemen, Manton's traps have been made to fill a demand in
every case. It started with friends who needed them. You're sort of
insisting that Manton's traps come assembled with its own mice."
That got a big laugh.
"And," said Senator Treed, "God help the one who is responsible for
this!"
* * * * *
Tony Andrews entered the salesroom and smiled at the clerk. "Look," he
said, "I've been a good customer."
"You have," agreed the salesman. "I know you. I'm Tom Locke."
"Well, Mr. Locke, I'd like another one of those key tags."
The salesman nodded. "Those things are popular," he said. "But what
happened?"
"I dropped mine through one of those Better Mousetraps."
"Oh," laughed the salesman, "they've been returned from every portion
of the globe. But I guess the mail service isn't too good from wherever
That is."
"I'd hoped it would come back," said Andrews. "But I'm wrong. And I'd
like another one."
"Sure. Be glad to. Since you're the man who originated the idea with
us."
"I'm sorry to have to ask--What? Originated what?"
"Why yes. The tale goes that you came in to buy a car quite some time
ago, and the salesman saw the tag on your key ring. He mentioned it to
Mr. Cagley who is our advertising manager. He had the tags made up and
we gave them out to our best customers."
"Then you've got me mixed up with someone else. For I received mine as
they did. Mine came in the mail and cost me three cents--which was as
good an advertising stunt as the tags themse--"
"Mail? Mail? We gave them in person."
"But mine came through the mail."
"Sorry. We've never sent any of them through the mail."
"Oh," said Andrews with rising suspicion. He took the new tag with
thanks and returned to Peter Manton's home.
"Peter, is Junior handy?"
Manton nodded and called. Junior came. Then Andrews said: "Junior, have
you ever seen anything like this before?"