I went away in a dudgeon and marked off a cellar on my real estate,

30 feet by 18 feet, on the top of the bluff, near the edge of the

western prairie. The ground was a mixture of stiff clay and

limestone rock, and I dug at it all through the month of September.

Curious people came along and made various remarks; some said

nothing, but went away whistling. One day Mr. Jackson and Paul

Duffendorff were passing by, and I wanted them to pass, but they

stopped like the rest. Mr. Jackson was reckoned one of the smartest

men in Will county. He had a large farm, well stocked, but he was

never known to do any work except with his brains. He was one of

those men who increased the income of the State of Illinois by

ability. Duffendorf was a huge Dutchman, nearly seven feet in

height. He was a great friend of mine, great every way, but very

stupid; he had no sense of refinement. He said:

"Ve gates, schoolmeister? Py golly! Here, Mr. Shackson, is our

schoolmeister a vurkin mit spade and bick. How vas you like dat

kind of vurk, Mr. Shackson?"

"Never could be such a darned fool; sooner steal," answered Jackson.

Duffendorf laughed until he nearly fell into the cellar. Now this

talk was very offensive. I knew Mr. Jackson was defendant in a case

then pending. He had been charged with conspiring to defraud; with

having stolen three horses; with illegally detaining seventy-five

dollars; and on other counts which I cannot remember just now. The

thing was originally very simple, even Duffendorff could understand

it.

Mr. Jackson was in want of some ready money, so he directed his hired

man to steal three of his horses in the dead of night, take them to

Chicago, sell them to the highest bidder, find out where the highest

bidder lived, and then return with the cash to Joliet. The hired man

did his part of the business faithfully, returned and reported to his

employer. Then Mr. Jackson set out in search of his stolen horses,

found them, and brought them home. The man expected to receive half

the profits of the enterprise. The boss demurred, and only offered

one-third, and said if that was not satisfactory he would bring a

charge of horse-stealing. The case went into court, and under the

treatment of learned counsel grew very complicated. It was

remarkable as being the only one on record in Will county in which a

man had made money by stealing his own horses. It is, I fancy, still

'sub judice'.

Both the old school and the new school remained closed even after the

cholera ceased to thin out the citizens, but I felt no further

interest in the education of youth. When winter came I tramped three

miles into the forest, and began to fell trees and split rails in

order to fence in my suburban estate. For some time I carried a

rifle, and besides various small game I shot two deer, but neither of

them would wait for me to come up with them even after I had shot

them; they took my two bullets away with them, and left me only a few

drops of blood on the snow; then I left the rifle at home. For about

four months the ground was covered with snow, and the cold was

intense, but I continued splitting until the snakes came out to bask

in the sun and warm themselves. I saw near a dead log eight coiled

together, and I killed them all. The juice of the sugar maples began

to run. I cut notches in the bark in the shape of a broad arrow,

bored a hole at the point, inserted a short spout of bark, and on

sunny mornings the juice flowed in a regular stream, clear and

sparkling; on cloudy days it only dropped.

One evening as I was plodding my weary way homeward, I looked up and

saw in the distance a man inspecting my cellar. I said, "Here's

another disgusting fool who ain't seen it before." It certainly was

a peculiar cellar, but not worth looking at so much. I hated the

sight of it. It had no building over it, never was roofed in, and

was sometimes full of snow.

The other fool proved to be Mr. Curtis, the teacher who had written

the resolution of the meeting which voted me out of the school. He

held out his hand, and I took it, but reluctantly, and under secret

protest. I thought to myself, "This mine enemy has an axe to grind,

or he would not be here. I'll be on my guard."

"I have been waiting for you some time," said Mr. Curtis. "I was

told you were splitting rails in the forest, and would be home about

sundown. I wanted to see you about opening school again. Mr. Rogers

won't have anything to say to it, but the other two managers, Mr.

Strong and Mr. Demmond, want to engage you and me, one to teach in

the upper storey of the school, the other down below, and I came up

to ask you to see them about it."

"How does it happen that Mr. Sellars has not come over from Dresden?"

I said.

"Joliet is about the last place on this earth that Mr. Sellars will

come to. Didn't you hear about him and Priscilla?" asked Mr. Curtis.

"No, I heard nothing since that meeting; only saw the school doors

were closed every time I passed that way."

"Well, I am surprised. I thought everybody knew by this time, though

we did not like to say much about it."

I began to feel interested. Mr. Curtis had something pleasant to

tell me about the misfortunes of my enemies, so I listened

attentively.

It was a tale of western love, and its course was no smoother in

Illinois than in any less enlightened country of old Europe. Miss

Priscilla reckoned she could hoe her own row. She and Mr. Sellars

conducted the Common School at Dresden with great success and

harmony. All went merry as a marriage bell, and the marriage was to

come off by-and-by--so hoped Miss Priscilla. During the recess she

took the teacher's arm, and they walked to and fro lovingly. All

Dresden said it was to be a match, but at the end of the term Miss

Priscilla returned to Joliet--the match was not yet made.

It was at this time that the dissatisfaction with the new British

teacher became extreme; Miss Priscilla fanned the flame of

discontent. She did not "let concealment like a worm i' th' bud feed

on her damask cheek," but boldly proposed that Mr. Sellars--a

true-born native of New England, a good young man, always seen at

meetings on the Sabbath--should be requested to take charge of the

West Joliet school. So the meeting was held: I was voted out, Mr.

Sellars was voted in, and the daughters of the Puritans triumphed.

Miss Priscilla wrote to Dresden, announcing to her beloved the

success of her diplomacy, requesting him to come to Joliet without

delay, and assume direction of the new school. This letter fell into

the hands of another lady who had just arrived at Dresden from New

England in search of her husband, who happened to be Mr. Sellars.

The letter which that other lady wrote to Miss Priscilla I did not

see, but it was said to be a masterpiece of composition, and it

emptied two schools. Mr. Tucker went over to Dresden and looked

around for Mr. Sellars, but that gentleman had gone out west, and was

never heard of again. The west was a very wide unfenced space,

without railways.

"The fact is," said Mr. Curtis, "we were all kinder shamed the way

things turned out, and we just let 'em rip. But people are now

stirring about the school being closed so long, so Mr. Strong and Mr.

Demmond have concluded to engage you and me to conduct the school."

We were engaged that night, and I went rail-splitting no more. But I

fenced my estate; and while running the line on the western boundary

I found the grave of Highland Mary. It was in the middle of a grove

of oak and hickory saplings, and was nearly hidden by hazel bushes.

The tombstone was a slab about two feet high, roughly hewn. Her

epitaph was, "Mary Campbell, aged 7. 1827." That was all. Poor

little Mary.

The Common Schools of Illinois were maintained principally from the

revenue derived from grants of land. When the country was first

surveyed, one section of 640 acres in each township of six miles

square was reserved for school purposes. There was a State law on

education, but the management was entirely local, and was in the

hands of a treasurer and three directors, elected biennally by the

citizens of each school district. The revenue derived from the

school section was sometimes not sufficient to defray the salary of

the teacher, and then the deficiency was supplied by the parents of

the children who had attended at the school; those citizens whose

children did not attend were not taxed by the State for the Common

Schools; they did not pay for that which they did not receive. In

some instances only one school was maintained by the revenue of two

school sections. When the attendance in the school was numerous, a

young lady, called the "school-marm," assisted in the teaching.

Sometimes, as in the case of Miss Priscilla, she fell into trouble.

The books were provided by the enterprise of private citizens, and an

occasional change of "Readers" was agreeable both to teachers and

scholars. The best of old stories grow tiresome when repeated too

often. One day a traveller from Cincinnati brought me samples of a

new series of "Readers," offering on my approval, to substitute next

day a new volume for every old one produced. I approved, and he

presented each scholar with copies of the new series for nothing.

The teaching was secular, but certain virtues were inculcated either

directly or indirectly. Truth and patriotism were recommended by the

example of George Washington, who never told a lie, and who won with

his sword the freedom of his country. There were lessons on history,

in which the tyranny of the English Government was denounced; Kings,

Lords and Bishops, especially Bishop Laud, were held up to eternal

abhorrence; as was also England's greed of gain, her intolerance,

bigotry, taxation; her penal and navigation laws. The glorious War

of Independence was related at length. The children of the Puritans,

of the Irish and the Germans, did not in those days imbibe much

prejudice in favour of England or her institutions, and the English

teacher desirous of arriving at the truth, had the advantage of

having heard both sides of many historical questions; of listening,

as it were, to the scream of the American eagle, as well as to the

roar of the British lion.

Mr. Curtis was a good teacher, systematic, patient, persevering, and

ingenious. I ceased to hate him; Miss Priscilla's downfall cemented

our friendship. We kept order in the school by moral suasion, but

the task was sometimes difficult. My private feelings were in favour

of the occasional use of the hickory stick, the American substitute

for the rod of Solomon, and the birch of England.

The geography we taught was principally that of the United States and

her territories, spacious maps of which were suspended round the

school, continually reminding the scholars of their glorious

inheritance. It was then full of vacant lots, over which roamed the

Indian and the buffalo, species of animals now nearly extinct. We

did not pay much attention to the rest of the world.

Elocution was inculcated assiduously, and at regular intervals each

boy and girl had to come forth and "speak a piece" in the presence of

the scholars, teachers, and visitors.

Mental arithmetic and the use of fractions were taught daily. The

use of the decimal in the American coinage is of great advantage; it

is easier and more intelligible to children than the clumsy old

system of pounds, shillings, pence, and farthings. It is a system

which would no doubt have been long ago adopted by England, if it had

not been humiliating to our national pride to take even a good thing

from rebellious Yankees, and inferior Latin races. We cling fondly

to absurdities because they are our own. In Australia wild rabbits

are vermin, in England they are private property; and if one of the

three millions of her miserable paupers is found with a rabbit in

each of his coat pockets, he is fined 10s. or sent to gaol. Pope

Gregory XIII. demonstrated the error of the calendar then in use, and

all Catholic nations adopted his correction. But when the adoption

of the calendar was proposed in Parliament, John Bull put his big

foot down at once; he would receive no truth, not even a mathematical

one, from the Pope of Rome, and it was only after the lapse of nearly

200 years, when the memory of Gregory and his calendar had almost

faded away from the sensitive mind of Protestantism, that an Act was

passed, "equalising the style in Great Britain and Ireland with that

used in other countries of Europe."

A fugitive slave with his wife and daughter came to Joliet. One day

he was seized by three slave-hunters, who took him towards the canal.

A number of abolitionists assembled to rescue the slave, but the

three men drew their revolvers, and no abolitionist had the courage

to fire the first shot. The slave was put in a canal boat and went

south; his wife remained in Joliet and earned her bread by weaving

drugget; the daughter came to my school; she was of pure negro blood,

but was taught with the white girls.

The abolitionists were increasing in number, and during the war with

the South the slaves were freed. They are now like Israel in Egypt,

they increase too rapidly. If father Abraham had sent them back to

Africa when they were only four millions, he would have earned the

gratitude of his country. Now they number more than eight millions;

the Sunny South agrees with their constitution; they work as little

and steal as much as possible. In the days of their bondage they

were addicted to petty larceny; now they have votes, and when they

achieve place and power they are addicted to grand larceny, and they

loot the public treasury as unblushingly as the white politicians.

The nigger question has doubled in magnitude during the last thirty

years, and there will have to be another abolition campaign of some

kind. The blacks are incapable of ruling the whites; no time was

given to educate them for their new duties, if teaching them was

possible; the Declaration of Independence was in their case a mockery

from the beginning. When all the old abolitionists and slave-holders

are dead, another generation of men grown wiser by the failure of the

policy of their forefathers may solve the black problem.

Complaint is made that the American education of to-day is in a

chaotic condition, due to the want of any definite idea of what

education is aiming at. There is evidence that the ancients of New

England used to birch their boys, but after independence had been

fought for and won, higher aims prevailed. The Puritan then believed

that his children were born to a destiny far grander than that of any

other children on the face of the earth; the treatment accorded to

them was therefore to be different. The fundamental idea of American

life was to be "Freedom," and the definition of "Freedom" by a

learned American is, "The power which necessarily belongs to the

self-conscious being of determining his actions in view of the

highest, the universal good, and thereby of gradually realising in

himself the eternal divine perfection." The definition seems a

little hazy, but the workings of great minds are often unintelligible

to common people. "The American citizen must be morally autonomous,

regarding all institutions as servants, not as masters. So far man

has been for the most part a thrall. The true American must worship

the inner God recognised as his own deepest and eternal self, not an

outer God regarded as something different from himself."

Lucifer is said to have entertained a similar idea. He would not be

a thrall, and the result as described by the republican Milton was

truly disastrous:

"Him the Almighty Power

Hurl'd headlong

down

to bottomless perdition

Region of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace

And rest can never dwell."

The manner in which the American citizen is to be made "morally

autonomous, and placed beyond the control of current opinion," will

require much money; his parents must therefore be rich; they must already

have inherited wealth, or have obtained it by ability or labour. The

course of training to be given to youth includes travelling for six

years in foreign countries under private tutors, studying human

history, ethnic, social, political, industrial, æsthetic, religious;

gems of poetry; the elements of geometry; mechanics; art, plastic,

and graphic; reading Confucius, Sakya-muni, Themistocles, Socrates,

Julius Caesar, Paul, Mahommed, Charlemagne, Alfred, Gregory VII., St.

Bernard, St. Francis, Savonarola, Luther, Queen Elizabeth, Columbus,

Washington, Lincoln, Homer, Virgil, Dante, Tennyson, and Lowell.

The boys on the prairies had to earn their bread; they could not

spend six years travelling around and studying all the writers above

mentioned, making themselves morally autonomous, and worshipping

their own deepest and eternal selves. The best men America has

produced were reared at home, and did chores out of school hours.

When I was expelled from school by the Yankees, Mr. McEvoy, the

leading Irish politician, called me aside and said: "Whisper, you

just hang round until next election, and we'll turn out the Yankee

managers, and put you in the school again." The Germans were slow in

acquiring political knowledge as well as in learning the English

language; but language, politics, and law itself are the birthright

of the Irish. By force of circumstances, and through the otherwise

deplorable failure of Miss Priscilla, I resumed work in the school

before the election, but Mr. McEvoy, true to his promise, organised

the opposition--it is always the opposition--and ejected the

Yankee managers, but in the fall of 1850 I resigned, and went a long

way south.

When I returned, Joliet was a city, and Mr. Rendel, one of my German

night scholars, was city marshal. I met him walking the streets, and

carrying his staff of office with great dignity. I took up my abode

in an upper apartment of the gaol, then in charge of Sheriff

Cunningham, who had a farm in West Joliet, near a plank road, leading

on to the prairie. I had known the Sheriff two years before, but did

not see much of him at this time, though I was in daily communication

with his son, Silas, the Deputy Sheriff. It was under these

favourable circumstancesthat I was enabled to witness a General Gaol

Delivery of all the prisoners in Joliet. One, charged with killing

his third man, was out on bail. I saw him in Matheson's

boarding-house making love to one of the hired girls, and she seemed

quite pleased with his polite attentions. Matheson was elected

Governor of the State of Illinois, and became a millionaire by

dealing in railways. He was a native of Missouri, and a man of

ability; In '49 I saw him at work in a machine shop.

The prisoners did not regain their freedom all at once, but in the

space of three weeks they trickled out one by one. The Deputy

Sheriff, Silas, had been one of my pupils; he was now about seventeen

years of age, and a model son of the prairies. His features were

exceedingly thin, his eyes keen, his speech and movements slow, his

mind cool and calculating. He never injured his constitution by any

violent exertion; in fact, he seemed to have taken leave of active

life and all its worries, and to have settled down to an existence of

ease and contemplation. If he had any anxiety about the safe custody

of his prisoners he never showed it. He had finished his education,

so I did not attempt to control him by moral suasion, or by anything

else, but by degrees I succeeded in eliciting from him all the

particulars he could impart about the criminals under his care.

There was no fence around the gaol, and Silas kept two of them always

locked in. He "calkilated they wer kinder unsafe." They belonged to

a society of horse thieves whose members were distributed at regular

intervals along the prairies, and who forwarded their stolen animals

by night to Chicago. The two gentlemen in gaol were of an

untrustworthy character, and would be likely to slip away. About a

week after my arrival I met Silas coming out of the gaol, and he said:

"They're gone, be gosh." Silas never wasted words.

"Who is gone?" I inquired.

"Why, them two horse thieves. Just look here."

We went round to the east side of the gaol, and there was a hole

about two feet deep, and just wide enough to let a man through. The

ground underneath the wall was rocky, but the two prisoners had been

industrious, had picked a hole under the wall and had gone through.

"Where's the Sheriff?" I asked. "Won't Mr. Cunningham go after the men?"

"He's away at Bourbonnais' Grove, about suthin' or other, among the

Bluenoses; can't say when he'll be back; it don't matter anyhow. He

might just as well try to go to hell backwards as catch them two

horse thieves now."

Silas had still two other prisoners under his care, and he let them

go outside as usual to enjoy the fresh air. They had both been

committed for murder, but their crime was reckoned a respectable one

compared to the mean one of horse stealing, so Silas gave them

honourable treatment.

One of the prisoners was a widow lady who had killed another lady

with an axe, at a hut near the canal on the road to Lockport. She

seemed crazy, and when outside the gaol walked here and there in a

helpless kind of way, muttering to herself; but sometimes an idea

seemed to strike her that she had something to do Lockport way, and

she started in that direction, forgetting very likely that she had

done it already; but whenever Silas called her back, she returned

without giving any trouble. One day, however, when Silas was asleep

she went clean out of sight, and I did not see her any more. The

Sheriff was still absent among the Bluenoses.

The fourth prisoner was an Englishman named Wilkins who owned a farm

on the prairie, in the direction of Bourbonnais' Grove. A few weeks

before, returning home from Joliet with his waggon and team of

horses, he halted for a short time at a distillery, situated at the

foot of the low bluff which bounded the bottom, through which ran the

Aux Plaines River. It was a place at which the farmers often called

to discuss politics, the prices of produce, and other matters, and

also, if so disposed, to take in a supply of liquor. The corn whisky

of Illinois was an article of commerce which found its way to many

markets. Although it was sold at a low price at home, it became much

more valuable after it had been exported to England or France, and

had undergone scientific treatment by men of ability. The corn used

in its manufacture was exceedingly cheap, as may be imagined when

corn-fed pork was, in the winter of '49, offered for sale in Joliet

at one cent per pound. After the poison of the prairies had been

exported to Europe, a new flavour was imparted to it, and it became

Cognac, or the best Irish or Scotch whisky.

Wilkins halted his team and went into the whisky-mill, where the

owner, Robinson, was throwing charcoal into the furnace under his

boiler with a long-handled shovel. He was an enterprising Englishman

who was wooing the smiles of fortune with better prospects of success

than the slow, hard-working farmer. I had seen him first

in West Joliet in '49, when he was travelling around buying corn for

his distillery. He was a handsome man, about thirty years of age,

five feet ten inches in height, had been well educated, was quite

able to hold his own among the men of the West, and accommodated

himself to their manners and habits.

There were three other farmers present, and their talk drifted from

one thing to another until it at last settled on the question of the

relative advantages of life in England and the States. Robinson took

the part of England, Wilkins stuck to the States; he said:

"A poor man has no chance at home; he is kept down by landlords, and

can never get a farm of his own. In Illinois I am a free man, and

have no one to lord it over me. If I had lived and slaved in England

for a hundred years I should never have been any better off, and now

I have a farm as good as any in Will County, and am just as good a

man as e'er another in it."

Now Wilkins was only a small man, shorter by four inches than

Robinson, who towered above him, and at once resented the claim to

equality. He said:

"You as good as any other man, are you? Why there ain't a more

miserable little skunk within twenty miles round Joliet."

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