A SIEGE AND BED
The children were sitting in the gloomy banqueting-hall, at the end
of one of the long bare wooden tables. There was now no hope.
Martha had brought in the dinner, and the dinner was invisible, and
unfeelable too; for, when they rubbed their hands along the table,
they knew but too well that for them there was nothing there BUT
table.
Suddenly Cyril felt in his pocket.
'Right, oh!' he cried. 'Look here! Biscuits.'
Rather broken and crumbled, certainly, but still biscuits. Three
whole ones, and a generous handful of crumbs and fragments.
'I got them this morning - cook - and I'd quite forgotten,' he
explained as he divided them with scrupulous fairness into four
heaps.
They were eaten in a happy silence, though they tasted a little
oddly, because they had been in Cyril's pocket all the morning with
a hank of tarred twine, some green fir-cones, and a ball of
cobbler's wax.
'Yes, but look here, Squirrel,' said Robert; 'you're so clever at
explaining about invisibleness and all that. How is it the
biscuits are here, and all the bread and meat and things have
disappeared?'
'I don't know,' said Cyril after a pause, 'unless it's because WE
had them. Nothing about us has changed. Everything's in my pocket
all right.'
'Then if we HAD the mutton it would be real,' said Robert. 'Oh,
don't I wish we could find it!'
'But we can't find it. I suppose it isn't ours till we've got it
in our mouths.'
'Or in our pockets,' said Jane, thinking of the biscuits.
'Who puts mutton in their pockets, goose-girl?' said Cyril. 'But
I know - at any rate, I'll try it!'
He leaned over the table with his face about an inch from it, and
kept opening and shutting his mouth as if he were taking bites out
of air.
'It's no good,' said Robert in deep dejection. 'You'll only -
Hullo!'
Cyril stood up with a grin of triumph, holding a square piece of
bread in his mouth. It was quite real. Everyone saw it. It is
true that, directly he bit a piece off, the rest vanished; but it
was all right, because he knew he had it in his hand though he
could neither see nor feel it. He took another bite from the air
between his fingers, and it turned into bread as he bit. The next
moment all the others were following his example, and opening and
shutting their mouths an inch or so from the bare-looking table.
Robert captured a slice of mutton, and - but I think I will draw a
veil over the rest of this painful scene. It is enough to say that
they all had enough mutton, and that when Martha came to change the
plates she said she had never seen such a mess in all her born
days.
The pudding was, fortunately, a plain suet roly-poly, and in answer
to Martha's questions the children all with one accord said that
they would NOT have treacle on it - nor jam, nor sugar - 'Just
plain, please,' they said. Martha said, 'Well, I never - what
next, I wonder!' and went away.
Then ensued another scene on which I will not dwell, for nobody
looks nice picking up slices of suet pudding from the table in its
mouth, like a dog.
The great thing, after all, was that they had had dinner; and now
everyone felt more courage to prepare for the attack that was to be
delivered before sunset. Robert, as captain, insisted on climbing
to the top of one of the towers to reconnoitre, so up they all
went. And now they could see all round the castle, and could see,
too, that beyond the moat, on every side, the tents of the
besieging party were pitched. Rather uncomfortable shivers ran
down the children's backs as they saw that all the men were very
busy cleaning or sharpening their arms, re-stringing their bows,
and polishing their shields. A large party came along the road,
with horses dragging along the great trunk of a tree; and Cyril
felt quite pale, because he knew this was for a battering-ram.
'What a good thing we've got a moat,' he said; 'and what a good
thing the drawbridge is up - I should never have known how to work
it.'
'Of course it would be up in a besieged castle.'
'You'd think there ought to have been soldiers in it, wouldn't
you?' said Robert.
'You see you don't know how long it's been besieged,' said Cyril
darkly; 'perhaps most of the brave defenders were killed quite
early in the siege and all the provisions eaten, and now there are
only a few intrepid survivors - that's us, and we are going to
defend it to the death.'
'How do you begin - defending to the death, I mean?' asked Anthea.
'We ought to be heavily armed - and then shoot at them when they
advance to the attack.'
'They used to pour boiling lead down on besiegers when they got too
close,' said Anthea. 'Father showed me the holes on purpose for
pouring it down through at Bodiam Castle. And there are holes like
it in the gate-tower here.'
'I think I'm glad it's only a game; it IS only a game, isn't it?'
said Jane.
But no one answered.
The children found plenty of strange weapons in the castle, and if
they were armed at all it was soon plain that they would be, as
Cyril said, 'armed heavily' - for these swords and lances and
crossbows were far too weighty even for Cyril's manly strength; and
as for the longbows, none of the children could even begin to bend
them. The daggers were better; but Jane hoped that the besiegers
would not come close enough for daggers to be of any use.
'Never mind, we can hurl them like javelins,' said Cyril, 'or drop
them on people's heads. I say - there are lots of stones on the
other side of the courtyard. If we took some of those up, just to
drop on their heads if they were to try swimming the moat.'
So a heap of stones grew apace, up in the room above the gate; and
another heap, a shiny spiky dangerous-looking heap, of daggers and
knives.
As Anthea was crossing the courtyard for more stones, a sudden and
valuable idea came to her. She went to Martha and said, 'May we
have just biscuits for tea? We're going to play at besieged
castles, and we'd like the biscuits to provision the garrison. Put
mine in my pocket, please, my hands are so dirty. And I'll tell
the others to fetch theirs.'
This was indeed a happy thought, for now with four generous
handfuls of air, which turned to biscuit as Martha crammed it into
their pockets, the garrison was well provisioned till sundown.
They brought up some iron pots of cold water to pour on the
besiegers instead of hot lead, with which the castle did not seem
to be provided.
The afternoon passed with wonderful quickness. It was very
exciting; but none of them, except Robert, could feel all the time
that this was real deadly dangerous work. To the others, who had
only seen the camp and the besiegers from a distance, the whole
thing seemed half a game of make-believe, and half a splendidly
distinct and perfectly safe dream. But it was only now and then
that Robert could feel this.
When it seemed to be tea-time the biscuits were eaten with water
from the deep well in the courtyard, drunk out of horns. Cyril
insisted on putting by eight of the biscuits, in case anyone should
feel faint in stress of battle.
just as he was putting away the reserve biscuits in a sort of
little stone cupboard without a door, a sudden sound made him drop
three. It was the loud fierce cry of a trumpet.
'You see it IS real,' said Robert, 'and they are going to attack.'
All rushed to the narrow windows.
'Yes,' said Robert, 'they're all coming out of their tents and
moving about like ants. There's that Jakin dancing about where the
bridge joins on. I wish he could see me put my tongue out at him!
Yah!'
The others were far too pale to wish to put their tongues out at
anybody. They looked at Robert with surprised respect. Anthea
said:
'You really ARE brave, Robert.'
'Rot!' Cyril's pallor turned to redness now, all in a minute.
'He's been getting ready to be brave all the afternoon. And I
wasn't ready, that's all. I shall be braver than he is in half a
jiffy.'
'Oh dear!' said Jane, 'what does it matter which of
you is the bravest? I think Cyril was a perfect silly to wish for
a castle, and I don't want to play.'
'It ISN'T' - Robert was beginning sternly, but Anthea
interrupted -
'Oh yes, you do,' she said coaxingly; 'it's a very nice game,
really, because they can't possibly get in, and if they do the
women and children are always spared by civilized armies.'
'But are you quite, quite sure they ARE civilized?' asked Jane,
panting. 'They seem to be such a long time ago.'
'Of course they are.' Anthea pointed cheerfully through the narrow
window. 'Why, look at the little flags on their lances, how bright
they are - and how fine the leader is! Look, that's him - isn't
it, Robert? - on the grey horse.'
Jane consented to look, and the scene was almost too pretty to be
alarming. The green turf, the white tents, the flash of pennoned
lances, the gleam of armour, and the bright colours of scarf and
tunic - it was just like a splendid coloured picture. The trumpets
were sounding, and when the trumpets stopped for breath the
children could hear the cling-clang of armour and the murmur of
voices.
A trumpeter came forward to the edge of the moat, which now seemed
very much narrower than at first, and blew the longest and loudest
blast they had yet heard. When the blaring noise had died away, a
man who was with the trumpeter shouted:
'What ho, within there!' and his voice came plainly to the garrison
in the gate-house.
'Hullo there!' Robert bellowed back at once.
'In the name of our Lord the King, and of our good lord and trusty
leader Sir Wulfric de Talbot, we summon this castle to surrender -
on pain of fire and sword and no quarter. Do ye surrender?'
'No,' bawled Robert, 'of course we don't! Never,
Never, NEVER!'
The man answered back:
'Then your fate be on your own heads.'
'Cheer,' said Robert in a fierce whisper. 'Cheer to show them we
aren't afraid, and rattle the daggers to make more noise. One,
two, three! Hip, hip, hooray! Again - Hip, hip, hooray! One more
- Hip, hip, hooray!' The cheers were rather high and weak, but the
rattle of the daggers lent them strength and depth.
There was another shout from the camp across the moat - and then
the beleaguered fortress felt that the attack had indeed begun.
It was getting rather dark in the room above the great gate, and
Jane took a very little courage as she remembered that sunset
couldn't be far off now.
'The moat is dreadfully thin,' said Anthea.
'But they can't get into the castle even if they do swim over,'
said Robert. And as he spoke he heard feet on the stair outside -
heavy feet and the clank of steel. No one breathed for a moment.
The steel and the feet went on up the turret stairs. Then Robert
sprang softly to the door. He pulled off his shoes.
'Wait here,' he whispered, and stole quickly and softly after the
boots and the spur-clank. He peeped into the upper room. The man
was there - and it was Jakin, all dripping with moat-water, and he
was fiddling about with the machinery which Robert felt sure worked
the drawbridge. Robert banged the door suddenly, and turned the
great key in the lock, just as Jakin sprang to the inside of the
door. Then he tore downstairs and into the little turret at the
foot of the tower where the biggest window was.
'We ought to have defended THIS!' he cried to the others as they
followed him. He was just in time. Another man had swum over, and
his fingers were on the window-ledge. Robert never knew how the
man had managed to climb up out of the water. But he saw the
clinging fingers, and hit them as hard as he could with an iron bar
that he caught up from the floor. The man fell with a plop-plash
into the moat-water. In another moment Robert was outside the
little room, had banged its door and was shooting home the enormous
bolts, and calling to Cyril to lend a hand.
Then they stood in the arched gate-house, breathing hard and
looking at each other. jane's mouth was open.
'Cheer up, jenny,' said Robert - 'it won't last much longer.'
There was a creaking above, and something rattled and shook. The
pavement they stood on seemed to tremble. Then a crash told them
that the drawbridge had been lowered to its place.
'That's that beast Jakin,' said Robert. 'There's still the
portcullis; I'm almost certain that's worked from lower down.'
And now the drawbridge rang and echoed hollowly to the hoofs of
horses and the tramp of armed men.
'Up - quick!' cried Robert. 'Let's drop things on them.'
Even the girls were feeling almost brave now. They followed Robert
quickly, and under his directions began to drop stones out through
the long narrow windows. There was a confused noise below, and
some groans.
'Oh dear!' said Anthea, putting down the stone she was just going
to drop out. 'I'm afraid we've hurt somebody!'
Robert caught up the stone in a fury.
'I should just hope we HAD!' he said; 'I'd give something for a
jolly good boiling kettle of lead. Surrender, indeed!'
And now came more tramping, and a pause, and then the thundering
thump of the battering-ram. And the little room was almost quite
dark.
'We've held it,' cried Robert, 'we won't surrender! The sun MUST
set in a minute. Here - they're all jawing underneath again. Pity
there's no time to get more stones! Here, pour that water down on
them. It's no good, of course, but they'll hate it.'
'Oh dear!' said Jane; 'don't you think we'd better surrender?'
'Never!' said Robert; 'we'll have a parley if you like, but we'll
never surrender. Oh, I'll be a soldier when I grow up - you just
see if I don't. I won't go into the Civil Service, whatever anyone
says.'
'Let's wave a handkerchief and ask for a parley,' Jane pleaded. 'I
don't believe the sun's going to set to-night at all.'
'Give them the water first - the brutes!' said the bloodthirsty
Robert. So Anthea tilted the pot over the nearest lead-hole, and
poured. They heard a splash below, but no one below seemed to have
felt it. And again the ram battered the great door. Anthea
paused.
'How idiotic,' said Robert, lying flat on the floor and putting one
eye to the lead hole. 'Of course the holes go straight down into
the gate-house - that's for when the enemy has got past the door
and the portcullis, and almost all is lost. Here, hand me the
pot.' He crawled on to the three-cornered window-ledge in the
middle of the wall, and, taking the pot from Anthea, poured the
water out through the arrow-slit.
And as he began to pour, the noise of the battering-ram and the
trampling of the foe and the shouts of 'Surrender!' and 'De Talbot
for ever!' all suddenly stopped and went out like the snuff of a
candle; the little dark room seemed to whirl round and turn
topsy-turvy, and when the children came to themselves there they
were safe and sound, in the big front bedroom of their own house -
the house with the ornamental nightmare iron-top to the roof.
They all crowded to the window and looked out. The moat and the
tents and the besieging force were all gone - and there was the
garden with its tangle of dahlias and marigolds and asters and late
roses, and the spiky iron railings and the quiet white road.
Everyone drew a deep breath.
'And that's all right!' said Robert. 'I told you so! And, I say,
we didn't surrender, did we?'
'Aren't you glad now I wished for a castle?' asked Cyril.
'I think I am NOW,' said Anthea slowly. 'But I wouldn't wish for
it again, I think, Squirrel dear!'
'Oh, it was simply splendid!' said Jane unexpectedly. 'I wasn't
frightened a bit.'
'Oh, I say!' Cyril was beginning, but Anthea stopped him.
'Look here,' she said, 'it's just come into my head. This is the
very first thing we've wished for that hasn't got us into a row.
And there hasn't been the least little scrap of a row about this.
Nobody's raging downstairs, we're safe and sound, we've had an
awfully jolly day - at least, not jolly exactly, but you know what
I mean. And we know now how brave Robert is - and Cyril too, of
course,' she added hastily, 'and Jane as well. And we haven't got
into a row with a single grown-up.'
The door was opened suddenly and fiercely.
'You ought to be ashamed of yourselves,' said the voice of Martha,
and they could tell by her voice that she was very angry indeed.
'I thought you couldn't last through the day without getting up to
some doggery! A person can't take a breath of air on the front
doorstep but you must be emptying the wash-hand jug on to their
heads! Off you go to bed, the lot of you, and try to get up better
children in the morning. Now then - don't let me have to tell you
twice. If I find any of you not in bed in ten minutes I'll let you
know it, that's all! A new cap, and everything!'
She flounced out amid a disregarded chorus of regrets and
apologies. The children were very sorry, but really it was not
their faults. You can't help it if you are pouring water on a
besieging foe, and your castle suddenly changes into your house -
and everything changes with it except the water, and that happens
to fall on somebody else's clean cap.
'I don't know why the water didn't change into nothing, though,'
said Cyril.
'Why should it?' asked Robert. 'Water's water all the world over.'
'I expect the castle well was the same as ours in the stable-yard,'
said Jane. And that was really the case.
'I thought we couldn't get through a wish-day without a row,' said
Cyril; 'it was much too good to be true. Come on, Bobs, my
military hero. If we lick into bed sharp she won't be so frumious,
and perhaps she'll bong us up some supper. I'm jolly hungry!
Good-night, kids.'
'Good-night. I hope the castle won't come creeping back in the
night,' said Jane.
'Of course it won't,' said Anthea briskly, 'but Martha will - not
in the night, but in a minute. Here, turn round, I'll get that
knot out of your pinafore strings.'
'Wouldn't it have been degrading for Sir Wulfric de Talbot,' said
Jane dreamily, 'if he could have known that half the besieged
garrison wore pinafores?'
'And the other half knickerbockers. Yes - frightfully. Do stand
still - you're only tightening the knot,' said Anthea.