On the 17th and 18th April they took the place, in reserve, of the

3rd Australian Brigade and worked at improving a reserve line close

up to Hazebrouck. The enemy pressure was still severe, no one knew at

what point our line might go next, while at the bases, where there

was no digging to soothe and distract, the gloom had not lightened.

The Australians preserved a cheerful irreverence and disregard for

sorrow that was worth much. The Battalion relieved two companies of

them on the 19th in support-line on the east edge of the Forest of

Nieppe (Bois d’Aval) which was thick enough to require guides through

its woodland rides. Here they lay very quiet, looking out on the old

ground of the Vieux-Berquin fight, and lighting no fires for fear of

betraying their position. The enemy at Ferme Beaulieu, a collection

of buildings at the west end of the Verte Rue-La Couronne road and

on the way to Caudescure, did precisely the same. But, on the 21st

April, they gassed them most of the night and made the wood nearly

uninhabitable. Nothing, be it noted once more, will make men put on

their masks without direct pressure, and new hands cannot see that

the innocent projectile that lands like a “dud” and lies softly

hissing to itself, carries death or slow disablement. Gassing was

repeated on the 22nd when they were trying to build up a post in the

swampy woodlands where the water lay a foot or two from the surface.

They sent out Sergeant Bellew and two men to see if samples could be

gathered from Ferme Beaulieu. He returned with one deaf man who, by

reason of his deafness, had been sent to the Ersatz. The Sergeant had

caught him in a listening-post!

Next night they raided Ferme Beaulieu with the full strength of Nos.

2 and 4 Companies (eighty men) under 2nd Lieutenants Mathew and

Close. It seems to have been an impromptu affair, and their sole

rehearsal was in the afternoon over a course laid down in the wood.

But it was an unqualified success. Barrages, big and machine-gun,

timings and precautions all worked without a hitch and the men

were keen as terriers. They came, they saw, and they got away with

twenty-five unspoiled and identifiable captives, one of whom had been

a North-German Lloyd steward and spoke good English. He told them

tales of masses of reserves in training and of the determination of

the enemy to finish the War that very summer. The other captives

were profoundly tired of battle, but extremely polite and well

disciplined. Among our own raiders (this came out at the distribution

of honours later) was a young private, Neall, of the D.C.L.I. who

had happened to lose his Battalion during the Vieux-Berquin fighting

and had “attached himself” to the Battalion—an irregular method of

transfer which won him no small good-will and, incidentally, the

Military Medal for his share in the game.

Life began to return to the normal. The C.O. left, for a day or two,

to command the Brigade, as the Brigadier was down with gas-poisoning,

and on April the 25th a draft of fifty-nine men came in from home.

Captain A. F. L. Gordon arrived as Second in Command, and Captain

Law with him, from England on the 28th. On the 27th they were all

taken out of D’Aval Wood and billeted in farms round Hondeghem,

north of Hazebrouck on the Cassel road, to strengthen that side of

the Hazebrouck defence systems. Continuous lines of parapet had to

be raised across country, for all the soil here was water-logged. Of

evenings, they would return to Hondeghem and amuse the inhabitants

with their pipers and the massed bands of the Brigade. Except for

the last few days of their stay, they were under an hour’s notice

in Corps Reserve, while the final tremendous adjustments of masses

and boundaries, losses and recoveries, ere our last surge forward

began, troubled and kept awake all the fronts. They were inspected by

General Plumer on the 15th for a distribution of medal-ribbons, and,

having put in a thoroughly bad rehearsal the day before, achieved

on parade a faultless full-dress ceremonial-drill, turn-out and

appearance all excellent. (“The truth is, the way we were put through

it at Warley, we knew _that_ business blind, drunk, or asleep when it

come to the day. But them dam’ rehearsals, with the whole world an’

all the young officers panickin’, they’re no refreshment to drilled

men.”)

On the 20th May, when the line of the Lys battle had come to a

stand-still, and the enemy troops in the salient that they had won

and crowded into were enjoying the full effect of our long-range

artillery, there was a possibility that their restored armies in the

south might put further pressure on the Arras-Amiens front, and a

certain shifting of troops was undertaken on our side which brought

the 4th Guards Brigade down from Hondeghem by train to Mondicourt

on the Doullens-Arras line, where the drums of the 1st Grenadiers

played them out of the station, and, after a long, hot march, to

Barly between Bavincourt and Avesnes. Their orders were, if the enemy

broke through along that front, they would man the G.H.Q. line of

defence which ran to the east of Early Wood, and, for a wonder, was

already dug. There is an impenetrability about the Island temperament

in the face of the worst which defies criticism. Whether the enemy

broke through or not was in the hands of Providence and the valour

of their brethren; but the Battalion’s duty was plain. On the 22nd,

therefore, they were lectured “on the various forms of salutes” and

that afternoon selected, and ere evening had improved, “a suitable

site in the camp for a cricket-pitch.” Cricket, be it noted, is not

a national game of the Irish; but the Battalion was now largely

English. Next day company officers “reconnoitred” the G.H.Q. line.

After which they opened a new school of instruction, on the most

solid lines, for N.C.O.’s and men. Their numbers being so small,

none could later boast that he had escaped attention. At the end

of the month their 1st Battalion borrowed four lieutenants (Close,

Kent, Burke, and Dagger) for duty, which showed them, if they had not

guessed it before, that they were to be used as a feeding battalion,

and that the 4th Guards Brigade was, for further active use, extinct.

On the 9th June, after a week’s work on the G.H.Q. line and their

camp, Captain Nugent was transferred as Second in Command to the 1st

Battalion, and 2nd Lieutenant W. D. Faulkner took over the duties of

Acting Adjutant.

On the 11th they transferred to camp in the grounds of Bavincourt

Château, a known and well-bombed area, where they hid their tents

among the trees, and made little dug-outs and shelters inside them,

when they were not working on the back defences. But for the spread

of the “Spanish influenza” June was a delightful month, pleasantly

balanced between digging and divisional and brigade sports, for

they were all among their own people again, played cricket matches

in combination with their sister battalion, and wrote their names

high on the list of prize-winners. Their serious business was the

manufacture of new young N.C.O.’s for export to the 1st Battalion,

and even to Caterham, “where they tame lions.” Batches of these were

made and drilled under the cold eye of the Sergeant-Major, and were,

perhaps, the only men who did not thoroughly appreciate life on the

edge of the Somme in that inconceivable early summer of ’18.

The men, as men must be if they hope to live, were utterly

unconcerned with events beyond their view. They comprehended

generally that the German advance was stayed for the while, and

that it was a race between the enemy and ourselves to prepare fresh

armies and supplies; but they themselves had done what they were

required to do. If asked, they would do it again, but not being

afflicted with false heroisms, they were perfectly content that other

battalions should now pass through the fire. (“We knew there was

fighting all about an’ about. We knew the French had borrowed four

or five of our divisions and they was being hammered on the Aisne

all through May—that time we was learning to play cricket at Barly,

an’ _that_’ll show you how many of us was English in those days! We

heard about the old Fifth and Thirty-first Divisions retaking all our

Vieux-Berquin ground at the end o’ June (when we was having those

sports at Bavincourt) an’ we was dam’ glad of it—those of us who had

come through that fight. But no man can hold more than one thing at a

time, an’ a battalion’s own affairs are enough for one doings.... Now

there was a man in those days, called Timoney—a runner—an’ begad, at

the one mile and the half mile there was no one could see him when he

ran, etc. etc.”)

The first little ripples of our own returning tide began to be

felt along the Arras-Amiens line when on the 4th of July the

Australians, under Lieutenant-General Monash, with four companies

of the Thirty-third American Division and many tanks, retook our

lost positions round Hamel and by Villers-Bretonneux. The Battalion

celebrated that same day by assisting the American troops with them

(and the Guards Division) at their national game. Here the Second in

Command narrowly escaped serious injury in the cause of international

good-will, for a baseball, says the Diary most ungallantly, “luckily

just missed him and struck a V.A.D. in the face.” The views of the

V.A.D. are not given.

The 14th July, the French celebration at Paris, fell just on the eve

of Marshal Foch’s historical first counter-attacks which, after the

Second Battle of the Marne, staggered the German front, when the same

trees that had hidden the 1st Battalion’s dead at Villers-Cotterêts,

close on four years ago, covered and launched one of the armies that

exacted repayment. And the 2nd Irish Guards, entirely appreciating

the comfort of their situation, despatched to Paris every member of

their bureaucracy who could by any means hatch up passable excuses

for helping to form the composite battalion which should grace the

festivities there. The C.O. (the Second in Command had gone on

already), the Adjutant, the Assistant Adjutant, the Sergeant-Major,

the M.O., the Sick Sergeant, the Orderly-Room Clerk, the Signalling

Sergeant, the Mess-Sergeant, and all the drums managed to get away.

So Captain Nutting chaperoned the remainder down to the pleasant

watering-place of Criel Plage, which is over against Dieppe. This

time they were set up in business as a young officers’ seminary for

the benefit of newly commissioned officers who were to be taken

in hand by the 4th Guards Brigade before passing on. Many of them

had had considerable service in the ranks, which again required a

special form of official education. They were distributed among the

battalions to the number of twenty-five or thirty each, and drilled

as companies. Whatever they learned, they were, beyond question,

worked up to fit physical trim with the others, and, at the Guards

Brigade Sports, the Battalion covered itself with glory. They

won every single event that counted for points, and the Brigade

championship by an overwhelming aggregate. Next day, being the

fourth anniversary of the War, they listened to a serious sermon on

the matter—as they had listened to others—not much crediting that

peace was in sight. Among the specialists who lectured them on their

many businesses was an officer from the G.H.Q. Physical and Bayonet

Training School, who spoke of “recreational training”—boxing for

choice—and had a pretty taste in irony. For he told them how well

some pugilists had done in the War; citing the case of an eminent

professional who had been offered large purses to appear in the ring,

but, feeling his country needed him, declined them all and, when the

War had been going on for rather more than two years, joined a select

body of cavalry, which, after another year, he discovered was not

going to the front. This so wrought on him that he forthwith gave his

services to the G.H.Q. Bayonet School, where he had flourished ever

since, heroically battling against stuffed gunny-bags. The Battalion

held its breath at the record of such bravery; and a few days later

professed loud horror at an indent which came in for a hundred and

fifty men and four officers—a draft for their 1st Battalion. The

Guards Division had been at work again since the 21st August on

the thrice fought-over Moyenneville-St. Léger-Mory ground, in our

northern attack which had followed Rawlinson’s blow round Amiens. The

whole of the 4th Guards Brigade was drawn upon to help make good the

wastage, and its draft of six hundred and seven men was one of the

finest that had ever been furnished—trained to the last ounce, and

taught to the limits of teaching. The young officers attached for

instruction left after a joyous dinner that lasted till late in the

dawn. And it may be that the draft had dined also; for, on the way

to the station, one of our men who had lost his cap and had paraded

in steel-helmet order was met by “a lady from out of a house,” who

solemnly presented him with the missing article. It was an omen of

victory and of the days when steel helmets should become curios.

They returned to their depleted camps until more young officers came

along for instruction, and in the last week of September their

comrades, the 4th Grenadiers and the 3rd Coldstream, were called

away to the moving front—“to fight”—as the horrified Diary puts it!

Actually, the two battalions merely followed the advance in the wake

of the cavalry corps as mobile infantry on lorries, till the 26th of

October. They then returned to their brigade till the 14th November,

when they joined the Guards Division for the march into Germany.

For the next six weeks or so, then, Criel Plage was all the

Battalion’s deserted own during the autumn days that saw the German

armies driven back, but it is interesting to observe that, on the

10th of October, a special order of the day, issued by the G.O.C.

Fourth Army, laid down that “all peace-talk must cease.” As usual,

they seemed to know more in the back-areas than at the front, where

the 1st Battalion certainly did not believe on the chances of any

immediate end.

On the 14th October, their small world was shaken out of all its talk

by the really serious news that their C.O. (Colonel the Hon. H. R.

Alexander) was to transfer to command the 10th Army School. He left

on the 18th, and the whole Battalion turned out to bid him good-bye

with an affection few commanding officers had ever awakened. He wrote

in orders (but he had spoken as well, straight from his heart): “I

wish to express my sincere grief in leaving the Battalion I am so

fond of. We have been through some hard times together, but the

remembrance of those battles in which the 2nd Battalion has taken

such a glorious part will always be a great pride to me. Remember

the great name that this wonderful Battalion has made for itself in

the War. Be proud of it and guard it jealously. I leave you with

complete confidence that its reputation is safe in your hands. I

thank you from the bottom of my heart for the loyalty that you have

always shown me during the whole time that I have had the honour of

commanding you. I wish you all and individually the best possible

luck and success, and a safe return to your homes when the War is

over.”

It is undeniable that Colonel Alexander had the gift of handling

the men on the lines to which they most readily responded; as the

many tales in this connection testify. At the worst crises he was

both inventive and cordial and, on such occasions as they all strove

together in the gates of Death, would somehow contrive to dress the

affair as high comedy. Moreover, when the blame for some incident

of battle or fatigue was his, he confessed and took it upon his own

shoulders in the presence of all. Consequently, his subordinates

loved him, even when he fell upon them blisteringly for their

shortcomings; and his men were all his own.

On the 26th October the 4th Grenadiers and the 3rd Coldstream

returned from their adventures at the front with the cavalry, full of

their impressions that everything was over now except the shouting.

Then there was more “peace-talk” than ever in the camp, and, three

days after the Armistice was declared, the Battalion with the

Brigade rolled statelily out of Criel for Cambrai by a “strategical”

train, which is slower than a sundial. They were clean, polished,

and splendid to behold, and they instantly fought with Brigade

Headquarters and their own trench-mortar battery, who had generous

ideas as to the amount of truckage which they themselves required.

They wandered half round northern France on that queer journey,

halting for hours in a battered world just realising that the weight

of the past four years had lifted. Whereby everybody attended to

everything except his proper job. At this distance one sees how all

men were walking in a mild delirium of reaction, but it annoyed

people at the time. Said one who had experienced it: “Ye would come

on a man an’ ask him for what ye wanted or where you was to go,

an’ the Frenchman, he’d say, ‘_Oui! Oui! Gare finne_,’ an’ smile

an’ rub his hands an’ push off. The Englishman—some dam’ back-area

sergeant-clerk or ticket-collector that had been playin’ ping-pong

at Boulogne since ’14—he’d smile the same way an’ ‘’Tis over, ’tis

over!’ he’d say, clean forgettin’ everything for you that he hadn’t

done wrong-end-up. But we was all like that together—silly, foolish,

an’ goin’ about grinnin’.” At one of their many resting-places,

they found the 4th Grenadiers who had started four hours before

them. The rail ahead was reported mined, and though the Battalion

politely suggested that their friends might hurry on and test the

truth of the rumour for themselves the Grenadiers declined. Men were

beginning to set a value on their lives again. At ruined Cambrai,

forty-eight hours after their start, they were warned to join the

Guards Division, who were going to Cologne, and to travel light,

as no further transport could be taken up. So they dumped surplus

kit, including boots, which was a mistake, at Cambrai, and waited

twenty-four hours till lorries should turn up, as guaranteed. When

these at last appeared no destination was laid down, but the Guards

Division was supposed to be somewhere near Maubeuge. They lost their

way from Cambrai at the outset and managed to mislay no small portion

of their lorries, all the Battalion, less Headquarters, and a good

deal of the 3rd Coldstream, ere they reached Maubeuge, which was

in the full swing of Armistice demonstrations. Their orders were

to march with the 2nd Guards Brigade next day to Vieux Reng, which

they did through a friendly and welcoming country-side, and on the

20th November to Charleroi through Marchienne where they were met

by a mad brass band (entirely composed of men in bowler hats!).

The roads filled as they went on, with returning prisoners even

more compositely dressed than the natives—a general gaol-delivery

of hidden, escaped, released, and all the flotsam and jetsam of

violently arrested war. The customs of His Majesty’s armies were new

to the world, and Charleroi did not in the least understand “saluting

drill” with the drums in the background, and when, to this marvel,

was added the sight of a regiment of Grenadiers at physical drill,

hopping on one foot, they assembled and shouted like the men of

Ephesus.

The next move (November 24th) was to Presles on a frosty day, with

billets for the officers in the superbly comfortable Château, with

its pictures and wallpapers intact on the wall, handles to the doors,

and roofs of flawless integrity. To wake up among surroundings that

had altogether escaped the past four years was curious. (“Somehow or

other, it felt like being in a shop where everything was free, and

one could take down what one wanted. I remember looking at a ceiling

with flowers painted on it one morning and wondering how it hadn’t

been cracked.”) They were landed in the dull and cramped village of

Lesves by November the 25th and rained upon in their utter boredom.

Our national methods of conquest have nothing spectacular. They

were neither talked to, sung to, nor lectured on their victory, nor

encouraged to demonstrate their superiority over the rest of mankind.

They marched and mourned that they had not brought spare boots.

Company physical training and drills were kept up, and the sole thing

approaching war was a football match of the right half-battalion

against the left, which blossomed into an argument, which verged upon

a free fight and, almost, the slaughter of the umpire. At Petit Han,

in the remoter districts of the border where the people had accepted

the Hun from the first, and had profited by his rule, the attitude

of the civilians changed. Here they were prosperous pacifists who

objected to militarism; even cursing and swearing and shaking their

fists at the invaders. So one old lady had to be gently locked up in

her own room for two hours while billets were being arranged and the

officers patiently argued and entreated. Ouffey, another hamlet of

a few sad houses, was of the same unaccommodating temper, and their

transport turned up hours late after being delayed by traffic and bad

roads. A halt was necessary here to sort out the general confusion of

our brigades converging on Cologne. They were held, then, at Ouffey

till the 10th December, another day at Aisomont, an unknown village,

and at last on the 12th crossed into Germany from Stavelot at Pont

Rucken with the Brigade. The Battalion, whose staff never neglected

their interests, had contrived to secure waterproof capes at some

issue or other, which they wore under the approving eyes of the Corps

Commander, who watched the march past in the unending rain. Honsfeld

was their last journey afoot; there they got orders to go south to

Burg and entrain for Cologne, and at Ehrenfeld, on the outskirts of

that city, they dropped into the Pioneer Barracks, fitted with every

luxury from electric-light to drying-rooms and baths, and found the

inhabitants both friendly and intensely curious.

Here some of our men noticed, first, how keenly curious were the

natives to discover exactly what the strangers had in their minds,

and, that point established, exactly how far they might presume

upon their limitations. It was soon felt that our armies boasted no

tradition nor ritual of victory as the Germans understood it—that

the utmost they could devise was some form of polite police-work

and traffic regulation. So, as one observer put it—“There was Jerry

takin’ stock of us, under his hatbrim at the street-corners in the

wet; and there was those little steamers with some of our officers in

charge (an’ the Irish flag flyin’ at the bows of course) convoyin’

prisoners an’ refugees an’ details an’ all, up an’ down that Rhine

River, like pirates play-actin’! An’ there was the Jerry frowlines

so polite an’ anxious for to please, playin’ the ‘Marseillaise’ an’

‘God Save the King’ to the officers in the evenin’, an’ every Jerry

willin’ to sell us everything he thought we’d like to buy. An’ there

was us Micks mountin’ guard on the dumps, an’ patrollin’ the streets

an’ sittin’ on machine-guns acrost bridges in that wet an’ cold

an’—an’ ’twas all like play-actin’. Nothin’ real to it at all, except

the long waitin’ an’ we crazy to get home. Maybe the new hands an’

the cease fire drafts liked the victoriousness of it, but for us,

the old birds, that had come through great doin’s for so long, ’twas

not in nature, ye’ll understand. All false-like, except the dam’

ceremonials.”

The last was quite true. The “smartening-up” that overtook both

battalions in Cologne was of a thoroughness new even to the extended

experience of the “old birds.” Sergeants, sickened by long months of

gritty and dusty hutments that ruin the bloom and port of the ideal

“soldier,” with officers on the rebound from service requirements to

a desperate interest in the haberdashery and appurtenances of real,

and possible, life, fell upon them from either flank; while colonels

in the background and generals on far heights proclaimed the iniquity

of deviating by one hair’s breadth from the highest standards of

propriety in kit, conduct, and bearing while they were among the late

enemy. So they said, with justice, that Jerry managed to give them as

much trouble when they occupied him as when he was occupying them on

the Somme.

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