THE EXCURSION[2]

[Note 2: Copyright, 1917, by The Pictorial Review Company.

Copyright, 1918, by Edwina Stanton Babcock.]

BY EDWINA STANTON BABCOCK

From _The Pictorial Review_

Mrs. Tuttle arrived breathless, bearing a large gilt parrot-cage. She

swept up the gangway of the _Fall of Rome_ and was enthusiastically

received. There were, however, concealed titterings and suppressed

whispers. "My sakes! She's went and brought that bird."

"I won't believe it till I see it."

"There he sets in his gold coop."

Mrs. Turtle brought Romeo to the excursion with the same assurance that

a woman of another stamp brings her Pekingese dog to a restaurant table.

While the _Fall of Rome_ sounded a warning whistle, and hawsers were

loosed she adjusted her veil and took cognizance of fellow passengers.

In spite of wealth and "owning her own automobile," Mrs. Turtle's fetish

was democratic popularity. She greeted one after another.

"How do, Mis' Bridge, and Mister, too! Who's keeping store while you're

away?

"Carrie Turpin! You here? Where's Si? Couldn't come? Now that's too

bad!" After a long stare, "You're some fleshier, ain't you, Carrie?"

A large woman in a tan-colored linen duster came slowly down the deck, a

camp-stool in either hand. Her portly advance was intercepted by Mrs.

Tuttle.

"Mis' Tinneray! Same as ever!"

Mrs. Tinneray dropped the camp-stools and adjusted her smoked glasses;

she gave a start and the two ladies embraced.

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