FROM THURSDAY MAY 3, TO THURSDAY MAY 10, 1711.[2]

_Dos est magna parentium virtus._[3]

I took up a paper[4] some days ago in a coffee-house; and if the

correctness of the style, and a superior spirit in it, had not

immediately undeceived me, I should have been apt to imagine, I had been

reading an "Examiner." In this paper, there were several important

propositions advanced. For instance, that "Providence raised up Mr.

H[arle]y to be an instrument of great good, in a very critical juncture,

when it was much wanted." That, "his very enemies acknowledge his eminent

abilities, and distinguishing merit, by their unwearied and restless

endeavours against his person and reputation": That "they have had

an inveterate malice against both": That he "has been wonderfully

preserved from _some_ unparalleled attempts"; with more to the same

purpose. I immediately computed by rules of arithmetic, that in the last

cited words there was something more intended than the attempt of

Guiscard, which I think can properly pass but for _one_ of the "some."

And, though I dare not pretend to guess the author's meaning; yet the

expression allows such a latitude, that I would venture to hold a wager,

most readers, both Whig and Tory, have agreed with me, that this plural

number must, in all probability, among other facts, take in the business

of Gregg.[5]

See now the difference of styles. Had I been to have told my thoughts on

this occasion; instead of saying how Mr. H[arle]y was "treated by some

persons," and "preserved from some unparalleled attempts"; I should with

intolerable bluntness and ill manners, have told a formal story, of a

com[mitt]ee[6] sent to a condemned criminal in Newgate, to bribe him with

a pardon, on condition he would swear high treason against his master,

who discovered his correspondence, and secured his person, when a certain

grave politician had given him warning to make his escape: and by this

means I should have drawn a whole swarm of hedge-writers to exhaust their

catalogue of scurrilities against me as a liar, and a slanderer. But with

submission to the author of that forementioned paper, I think he has

carried that expression to the utmost it will bear: for after all this

noise, I know of but two "attempts" against Mr. H[arle]y, that can really

be called "unparalleled," which are those aforesaid of Gregg and

Guiscard; and as to the rest, I will engage to parallel them from the

story of Catiline, and others I could produce.

However, I cannot but observe, with infinite pleasure, that a great part

of what I have charged upon the late prevailing faction, and for

affirming which, I have been adorned with so many decent epithets, hath

been sufficiently confirmed at several times, by the resolutions of one

or the other House of Parliament.[7] I may therefore now say, I hope,

with good authority, that there have been "some unparalleled attempts"

against Mr. Harley. That the late ministry were justly to blame in some

management, which occasioned the unfortunate battle of Almanza,[8] and

the disappointment at Toulon.[9] That the public has been grievously

wronged by most notorious frauds, during the Whig administration. That

those who advised the bringing in the Palatines,[10] were enemies to the

kingdom. That the late managers of the revenue have not duly passed their

accounts,[11] for a great part of thirty-five millions, and ought not to

be trusted in such employments any more. Perhaps in a little time, I may

venture to affirm some other paradoxes of this kind, and produce the same

vouchers. And perhaps also, if it had not been so busy a period, instead

of one "Examiner," the late ministry might have had above four hundred,

each of whose little fingers would be heavier than my loins. It makes me

think of Neptune's threat to the winds:

_Quos ego--sed motos praestat componere fluctus._[12]

Thus when these sons of Aeolus, had almost sunk the ship with the

tempests they raised, it was necessary to smooth the ocean, and secure

the vessel, instead of pursuing the offenders.

But I observe the general expectation at present, instead of dwelling any

longer upon conjectures who is to be punished for past miscarriages,

seems bent upon the rewards intended to those, who have been so highly

instrumental in rescuing our constitution from its late dangers. It is

the observation of Tacitus, in the life of Agricola, that his eminent

services had raised a general opinion of his being designed, by the

emperor, for praetor of Britain. _Nullis in hoc suis sermonibus, sed quia

par videbatur:_ and then he adds, _Non semper errat fama, aliquando et

eligit._[13] The judgment of a wise prince, and the general disposition

of the people, do often point at the same person; and sometimes the

popular wishes, do even foretell the reward intended for some superior

merit. Thus among several deserving persons, there are two,[14] whom the

public vogue hath in a peculiar manner singled out, as designed very soon

to receive the choicest marks of the royal favour. One of them to be

placed in a very high station, and both to increase the number of our

nobility. This, I say, is the general conjecture; for I pretend to none,

nor will be chargeable if it be not fulfilled; since it is enough for

their honour, that the nation thinks them worthy of the greatest rewards.

Upon this occasion I cannot but take notice, that of all the heresies in

politics, profusely scattered by the partisans of the late

administration, none ever displeased me more, or seemed to have more

dangerous consequences to monarchy, than that pernicious talent so much

affected, of discovering a contempt for birth, family, and ancient

nobility. All the threadbare topics of poets and orators were displayed

to discover to us, that merit and virtue were the only nobility; and that

the advantages of blood, could not make a knave or a fool either honest

or wise. Most popular commotions we read of in histories of Greece and

Rome, took their rise from unjust quarrels to the nobles; and in the

latter, the plebeians' encroachments on the patricians, were the first

cause of their ruin.

Suppose there be nothing but opinion in the difference of blood; every

body knows, that authority is very much founded on opinion. But surely,

that difference is not wholly imaginary. The advantages of a liberal

education, of choosing the best companions to converse with; not being

under the necessity of practising little mean tricks by a scanty

allowance; the enlarging of thought, and acquiring the knowledge of men

and things by travel; the example of ancestors inciting to great and good

actions. These are usually some of the opportunities, that fall in the

way of those who are born, of what we call the better families; and

allowing genius to be equal in them and the vulgar, the odds are clearly

on their side. Nay, we may observe in some, who by the appearance of

merit, or favour of fortune, have risen to great stations, from an

obscure birth, that they have still retained some sordid vices of their

parentage or education, either insatiable avarice, or ignominious

falsehood and corruption.

To say the truth, the great neglect of education, in several noble

families, whose sons are suffered to pass the most improvable seasons of

their youth, in vice and idleness, have too much lessened their

reputation; but even this misfortune we owe, among all the rest, to that

Whiggish practice of reviling the Universities, under the pretence of

their instilling pedantry, narrow principles, and high-church doctrines.

I would not be thought to undervalue merit and virtue, wherever they are

to be found; but will allow them capable of the highest dignities in a

state, when they are in a very great degree of eminence. A pearl holds

its value though it be found in a dunghill; but however, that is not the

most probable place to search for it. Nay, I will go farther, and admit,

that a man of quality without merit, is just so much the worse for his

quality; which at once sets his vices in a more public view, and

reproaches him for them. But on the other side, I doubt, those who are

always undervaluing the advantages of birth, and celebrating personal

merit, have principally an eye to their own, which they are fully

satisfied with, and which nobody will dispute with them about; whereas

they cannot, without impudence and folly, pretend to be nobly born:

because this is a secret too easily discovered: for no men's parentage is

so nicely inquired into, as that of assuming upstarts; especially when

they affect to make it better than it is, as they often do, or behave

themselves with insolence.

But whatever may be the opinion of others upon this subject, whose

philosophical scorn for blood and families, reaches even to those that

are royal, or perhaps took its rise from a Whiggish contempt of the

latter; I am pleased to find two such instances of extraordinary merit,

as I have mentioned, joined with ancient and honourable birth, which

whether it be of real or imaginary value, hath been held in veneration by

all wise, polite states, both ancient and modern. And, as much a foppery,

as men pretend to think it, nothing is more observable in those who rise

to great place or wealth, from mean originals, than their mighty

solicitude to convince the world that they are not so low as is commonly

believed. They are glad to find it made out by some strained genealogy,

that they have some remote alliance with better families. Cromwell

himself was pleased with the impudence of a flatterer, who undertook to

prove him descended from a branch of the royal stem. I know a

citizen,[15] who adds or alters a letter in his name with every plum he

acquires: he now wants but the change of a vowel, to be allied to a

sovereign prince in Italy; and that perhaps he may contrive to be done,

by a _mistake_ of the graver upon his tombstone.

When I am upon this subject of nobility, I am sorry for the occasion

given me, to mention the loss of a person who was so great an ornament to

it, as the late lord president;[16] who began early to distinguish

himself in the public service, and passed through the highest employments

of state, in the most difficult times, with great abilities and untainted

honour. As he was of a good old age, his principles of religion and

loyalty had received no mixture from late infusions, but were instilled

into him by his illustrious father, and other noble spirits, who had

exposed their lives and fortunes for the royal martyr.

----_Pulcherrima proles,

Magnanimi heroes nati melioribus annis._[17]

His first great action was, like Scipio, to defend his father,[18] when

oppressed by numbers; and his filial piety was not only rewarded with

long life, but with a son, who upon the like occasion, would have shewn

the same resolution. No man ever preserved his dignity better when he was

out of power, nor shewed more affability while he was in. To conclude:

his character (which I do not here pretend to draw) is such, as his

nearest friends may safely trust to the most impartial pen; nor wants the

least of that allowance which, they say, is required for those who are

dead.

[Footnote 1: No. 40 in the reprint. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 2: Writing to Stella, May 14th, 1711, Swift informs her: "Dr.

Freind was with me, and pulled out a twopenny pamphlet just published

called 'The State of Wit,' giving a character of all the papers that have

come out of late. The author seems to be a Whig, yet he speaks very

highly of a paper called 'The Examiner,' and says the supposed author of

it is Dr. Swift" (vol. ii., p. 176, of present edition). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 3: Horace, "Odes," III. xxiv. 21.

"The lovers there for dowry claim

The father's virtue, and the mother's fame."

P. FRANCIS.

[T.S.]]

[Footnote 4: "The Congratulatory Speech of William Bromley, Esq., ...

together with the Chancellor of the Exchequer's Answer."--See also No.

42, _post_, pp. 273-4. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 5: See No. 33, _ante_, pp. 207-14. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 6: The writer of "A Letter to the Seven Lords" says this means

"that there was a committee of seven lords, sent to a condemned criminal

in Newgate, to bribe him with a pardon, on condition he would swear high

treason, against his master."

In Hoffman's "Secret Transactions" (pp. 14, 15) the matter is thus

referred to: "Who those persons were that offered Gregg his life, with

great preferments and advantages (if he would but accuse his master) may

not uneasily be guessed at, for most of the time he was locked up none

but people of note, were permitted to come near him, who made him strange

promises, and often repeated them." [T.S.]]

[Footnote 7: "He does, with his own impudence, and with the malice of a

devil, bring in both Houses of P---- to say and mean the same thing....

It is matter of wonder ... to see the greatest ministers of state we ever

had (till now) treated by a poor paper-pedlar, every Thursday, like the

veriest rascals in the kingdom.... I could, if it were needful, bring a

great many instances, of this licentious way of the scum of mankind's

treating the greatest peers in the nation" ("A Letter to the Seven

Lords"). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 8: The Earl of Galway was defeated by the Duke of Berwick at

this battle on April 25th, 1707. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 9: The Allies, under the Duke of Savoy, unsuccessfully laid

siege to Toulon from July 26th to August 21st, 1707. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 10: The Palatines, who were mostly Lutherans, came over to

England in great numbers in May and June of 1709. So large was the

immigration that the House of Commons, on April 14th, 1711, passed a

resolution declaring that the inviting and bringing over of the Palatines

"at the public expense, was an extravagant and unreasonable charge to the

kingdom, and a scandalous misapplication of the public money." Whoever

advised it, said the resolution, "was an enemy to the Queen and this

kingdom." [T.S.]]

[Footnote 11: A Committee, appointed January 13th, 1710/1, reported in

April, 1711, that accounts for _£_35,302,107 18_s._ 9-5/8_d._(_sic_) had

not been passed. On February 21st, 1711/2, the auditors presented a

statement which showed that of these accounts (which went back to 1681),

_£_6,133,571 had then been passed, and that a considerable portion of the

remainder was waiting for technicalities only. On June 11th, 1713, it was

reported that _£_24,624,436 had been either passed or "adjusted." See

"Journals of House of Commons," xvi., xvii. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 12: Virgil, "Aeneid," i. 135.

"Whom I--but first this uproar must be quelled."--R. KENNEDY.

[T.S.]]

[Footnote 13: Tacitus, "Agricola," 9. (Tacitus wrote "Haud semper," etc.)

"An opinion not founded upon any suggestions of his own, but upon his

being thought equal to the station. Common fame does not always err,

sometimes it even directs a choice" ("Oxford Translation" revised).

[T.S.]]

[Footnote 14: Harley, who was created Earl of Oxford and Earl Mortimer,

May 23rd, 1711, and Sir Simon Harcourt, made Baron Harcourt, September

3rd, 1711. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 15: Sir Henry Furnese (1658-1712), Bart. He obtained his

baronetcy June 18th, 1707, and was the first to receive that dignity

since the Union. He sat in the House as Member for Bramber and Sandwich,

and was twice expelled. He was, however, re-elected for Sandwich and

represented that constituency until his death on November 30th, 1712.

The variety of ways in which his name has been spelt is quite remarkable.

In the "Calendar of State Papers" for 1691 and 1692, the name is given as

Furness, Furnese, and Furnes. The "Journals of the House of Commons,"

recording his expulsion, speaks of him as Furnesse. When he was knighted

(October 11th, 1691), the "Gazette" of October 19th printed it Furnace,

and when he was made a baronet, the same journal had it Furnese. In the

official "Return of Names of Members," the name is given successively as,

Furnace, Furnac, Furnice, Furnise, Furness and Furnese. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 16: Laurence Hyde, Earl of Rochester, second son of the first

Earl of Clarendon (see No. 27, _ante_, p. 170). He undertook the defence

of his father when the latter was impeached by the House of Commons,

October 30th, 1667, on a charge of high treason. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 17: Virgil, "Aeneid," vi. 648-9.

"Warriors, high souled, in better ages born,

Great Teucer's noble race, these plains adorn."--J.M. KING.

[T.S.]]

[Footnote 18: "When the tumultuous perplexed charge of accumulated

treasons was preferred against him by the Commons; his son Laurence, then

a Member of that House, stept forth with this brave defiance to his

accusers, that, if they could make out any proof of any one single

article, he would, as he was authorized, join in the condemnation of his

father" (Burton's "Genuineness of Clarendon's History," p. 111). [T.S.]]

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