FROM THURSDAY JANUARY 18, TO THURSDAY JANUARY 25, 1710-11.

[Greek: Dialexamenoi tina haesuchae, to men sumpan epi te tae dunas eia

kai kata ton echthron sunomosan.]

_Summissa quaedam voce collocuti sunt; quorum summa erat de dominatione

sibi confirmanda, ac inimicis delendis conjuratio._[2]

Not many days ago I observed a knot of discontented gentlemen cursing the

Tories to Hell for their uncharitableness, in affirming, that if the late

ministry had continued to this time, we should have had neither Church

nor Monarchy left. They are usually so candid as to call that the opinion

of a party, which they hear in a coffeehouse, or over a bottle from some

warm young people, whom it is odds but they have provoked to say more

than they believed, by some positions as absurd and ridiculous of their

own. And so it proved in this very instance: for, asking one of these

gentlemen, what it was that provoked those he had been disputing with, to

advance such a paradox? he assured me in a very calm manner, it was

nothing in the world, but that himself and some others of the company had

made it appear, that the design of the present P[arliamen]t and

m[inistr]y, was to bring in Popery, arbitrary power, and the Pretender:

which I take to be an opinion fifty times more improbable, as well as

more uncharitable, than what is charged upon the Whigs: because I defy

our adversaries to produce one single reason for suspecting such designs

in the persons now at the helm; whereas I can upon demand produce twenty

to shew, that some late men had strong views towards a commonwealth, and

the alteration of the Church.

It is natural indeed, when a storm is over, that has only untiled our

houses, and blown down some of our chimneys, to consider what further

mischiefs might have ensued, if it had lasted longer. However, in the

present case, I am not of the opinion above-mentioned; I believe the

Church and State might have lasted somewhat longer, though the late

enemies to both had done their worst: I can hardly conceive how things

would have been so soon ripe for a new revolution. I am convinced, that

if they had offered to make such large and sudden strides, it must have

come to blows, and according to the computation we have now reason to

think a right one, I can partly guess what would have been the issue.

Besides, we are sure the Q[uee]n would have interposed before they came

to extremities, and as little as they regarded the regal authority, would

have been a check in their career.

But instead of this question; What would have been the consequence if the

late ministry had continued? I will propose another, which will be more

useful for us to consider; and that is, What we may reasonably expect

they will do, if ever they come into power again? This, we know, is the

design and endeavour of all those scribbles that daily fly about in their

favour; of all the false, insolent, and scandalous libels against the

present administration; and of all those engines set at work to sink the

actions, and blow up the public credit. As for those who shew their

inclinations by writing, there is one consideration, which I wonder does

not sometimes affect them: for how can they forbear having a good opinion

of the gentleness and innocence of those, who permit them to employ their

pens as they do? It puts me in mind of an insolent pragmatical orator

somewhere in Greece, who railing with great freedom at the chief men in

the state, was answered by one who had been very instrumental in

recovering the liberty of the city, that "he thanked the gods they had

now arrived to the condition he always wished them, when every man in

that city might securely say what they pleased." I wish these gentlemen

would however compare the liberty they take with what their masters used

to give: how many messengers and warrants would have gone out against any

that durst have opened their lips, or drawn their pens, against the

persons and proceedings of their juntoes and cabals? How would their

weekly writers have been calling out for prosecution and punishment? We

remember when a poor nickname,[3] borrowed from an old play of Ben

Jonson, and mentioned in a sermon without any particular application, was

made use of as a motive to spur an impeachment. But after all, it must be

confessed, they had reasons to be thus severe, which their successors

have not: _their_ faults would never endure the light; and to have

exposed them sooner, would have raised the kingdom against the actors,

before the time.

But, to come to the subject I have now undertaken; which is to _examine_,

what the consequences would be, upon supposition that the Whigs were now

restored to their power. I already imagine the present free P[arliamen]t

dissolved, and another of a different epithet met, by the force of money

and management. I read immediately a dozen or two stinging votes against

the proceedings of the late ministry. The bill now to be repealed would

then be re-enacted, and the birthright of an Englishman reduced again to

the value of twelvepence.[4] But to give the reader a stronger

imagination of such a scene; let me represent the designs of some men,

lately endeavoured and projected, in the form of a paper of votes.

"Ordered, That a Bill be brought in for repealing the Sacramental Test.

"A petition of T[in]d[a]l, C[o]ll[in]s, Cl[en]d[o]n, C[o]w[ar]d,

T[o]l[a]nd,[5] in behalf of themselves and many hundreds of their

disciples, some of which are Members of this honourable H[ouse], desiring

that leave be given to bring in a Bill for qualifying Atheists, Deists

and Socinians, to serve their Country in any employment.

"Ordered, That leave be given to bring in a Bill, according to the prayer

of the said petition, and that Mr. L[ec]h[me]re[6] do prepare and bring

it in.

"Ordered, That a Bill be brought in for removing the education of youth

out of the hands of the Clergy.

"Another, to forbid the Clergy preaching certain duties in religion,

especially obedience to Princes.

"Another, to take away the jurisdiction of Bishops.

"Another, for constituting a General for life; with instructions to the

committee, that care may be taken to make the war last as long as the

life of the said General.

"A Bill of Attainder against C[harles] D[uke] of Sh[rewsbury], J[ohn]

D[uke] of B[uckingham], L[aurence] E[arl] of R[ochester], Sir S[imon]

H[arcourt], k[nigh]t, R[obert] H[arley], H[enry] S[t. John],[7] Esqs;

A[bigail] M[asham], spinster,[8] and others, for high treason against the

j[u]nto.

"Resolved, That S[ara]h D[uchess] of M[arlborough] hath been a most

dutiful, just, and grateful servant to Her M[ajest]y.

"Resolved, That to advise the dissolution of a W[hi]g Parliament, or the

removal of a W[hi]g Ministry, was in order to bring in Popery and the

Pretender; and that the said advice was high treason.

"Resolved, That by the original compact the Government of this Realm is

by a junto, and a K[ing] or Qu[een]; but the Administration solely in the

junto.

"Ordered, That a Bill be brought in for further limiting the Prerogative.

"Ordered, That it be a standing order of this H[ouse] that the merit of

elections be not determined by the number of voices, or right of

electors, but by weight; and that one Whig shall weigh down ten Tories.

"A motion being made, and the question being put, that when a Whig is

detected of manifest bribery, and his competitor being a Tory, has ten to

one a majority, there shall be a new election; it passed in the negative.

"Resolved, That for a K[ing] or Q[ueen] of this Realm, to read or examine

a paper brought them to be signed by a j[un]to Minister, is arbitrary and

illegal, and a violation of the liberties of the people."

* * * * *

These and the like reformations would, in all probability, be the first

fruits of the Whigs' resurrection; and what structures such able artists

might in a short time build upon such foundations, I leave others to

conjecture. All hopes of a peace cut off; the nation industriously

involved in further debts to a degree, that none would dare undertake

the management of affairs, but those whose interest lay in ruining the

constitution. I do not see how the wisest prince under such necessities

could be able to extricate himself. Then, as to the Church, the bishops

would by degrees be dismissed, first from the Parliament, next from their

revenues, and at last from their office; and the clergy, instead of their

idle claim of independency on the state, would be forced to depend for

their daily bread on every individual. But what system of future

government was designed; whether it were already digested, or would have

been left for time and incidents to mature, I shall not now _Examine_.

Only upon this occasion I cannot help reflecting on a fact, which it is

probable, the reader knows as well as myself. There was a picture drawn

some time ago, representing five persons as large as the life, sitting at

council together like a Pentarchy. A void space was left for a sixth,

which was to have been the Qu[een], to whom they intended that honour:

but her M[ajest]y having since fallen under their displeasure, they have

made a shift to crowd in two better friends in her place, which makes it

a complete Heptarchy.[9] This piece is now in the country, reserved till

better times, and hangs in a hall, among the pictures of Cromwell,

Bradshaw, Ireton, and some other predecessors.

I must now desire leave to say something to a gentleman, who has been

pleased to publish a discourse against a paper of mine relating to the

convocation.[10] He promises to set me right, without any undue

reflections or undecent language. I suppose he means in comparison with

others, who pretend to answer the "Examiner": So far he is right; but if

he thinks he has behaved himself as becomes a candid antagonist, I

believe he is mistaken. He says, in his title-page, my "representations

are unfair, and my reflections unjust." And his conclusion is yet more

severe,[11] where he "doubts I and my friends are enraged against the

Dutch, because they preserved us from Popery and arbitrary power at the

Revolution; and since that time, from being overrun by the exorbitant

power of France, and becoming a prey to the Pretender." Because this

author seems in general to write with an honest meaning, I would

seriously put to him the question, whether he thinks I and my friends

are for Popery, arbitrary power, France and the Pretender? I omit other

instances of smaller moment, which however do not suit in my opinion with

due reflection or decent language. The fact relating to the convocation,

came from a good hand, and I do not find this author differs from me

in any material circumstance about it. My reflections were no more than

what might be obvious to any other gentleman, who had heard of their late

proceedings. If the notion be right which this author gives us of a Lower

House of Convocation, it is a very melancholy one,[12] and to me seems

utterly inconsistent with that of a body of men whom he owns to have a

negative; and therefore, since a great majority of the clergy differs

from him in several points he advances, I shall rather choose to be of

their opinion than his. I fancy, when the whole synod met in one house,

as this writer affirms, they were upon a better foot with their bishops,

and therefore whether this treatment so extremely _de haut en bas_, since

their exclusion, be suitable to primitive custom or primitive humility

towards brethren, is not my business to enquire. One may allow the divine

or apostolic right of Episcopacy, and their great superiority over

presbyters, and yet dispute the methods of exercising the latter, which

being of human institution, are subject to encroachments and usurpations.

I know, every clergyman in a diocese has a good deal of dependence upon

his bishop, and owes him canonical obedience: but I was apt to think,

when the whole representative of the clergy met in a synod, they were

considered in another light, at least since they are allowed to have a

negative. If I am mistaken, I desire to be excused, as talking out of my

trade: only there is one thing wherein I entirely differ from this

author. Since in the disputes about privileges, one side must recede;

where so very few privileges remain, it is a hundred to one odds, the

encroachments are not on the inferior clergy's side; and no man can blame

them for insisting on the small number that is left. There is one fact

wherein I must take occasion to set this author right; that the person

who first moved the QUEEN to remit the first-fruits and tenths to the

clergy, was an eminent instrument in the late turn of affairs;[13] and as

I am told, has lately prevailed to have the same favour granted for the

clergy of Ireland.[14]

But I must beg leave to inform the author, that this paper is not

intended for the management of controversy, which would be of very little

import to most readers, and only misspend time, that I would gladly

employ to better purposes. For where it is a man's business to entertain

a whole room-full, it is unmannerly to apply himself to a particular

person, and turn his back upon the rest of the company.

[Footnote 1: No. 25 in the reprint. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 2: "They met and whispered together; and their entire aim was

the confirmation of their own power and an oath for the destruction of

their enemies." [T.S.]]

[Footnote 3: The following is the passage in Sacheverell's sermon in

which the nickname is used: "What dependence can there be upon a man of

no principles? ... In what moving and lively colours does the holy

Psalmist paint out the crafty insidiousness of such wily Volpones!"

Godolphin, in spite of Somers's protest against such action, brought

about the preacher's impeachment, for this description of himself, as he

took it. See also vol. v., p. 219 and note of present edition. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 4: An attempt was made to repeal the Act for Naturalizing

Foreign Protestants (7 Ann. c. 5), which received the royal assent, March

23rd, 170-8/9, by a Bill which passed the House of Commons, January 31st,

171-0/1, but was thrown out by the Lords, February 5th. Persons

naturalized under this Act had to pay a fee of one shilling on taking the

prescribed oath of allegiance. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 5: See Nos. 20 and 23, _ante_, and notes pp. 118 and 141.

[T.S.]]

[Footnote 6: Nicholas Lechmere (1675-1727), member for Appleby (1708-10),

Cockermouth (1710-17), and Tewkesbury (1717-21), was one of the

managers in the impeachment of Sacheverell. He, with Addison,

Hoadly, and Minshull corrected Steele's draft of "The Crisis" for

publication. He was created Lord Lechmere in 1721, after he had held

the offices of solicitor-general (1714-18) and attorney-general (1718-20).

See also vol. v., p. 326 note, of present edition. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 7: "R.H. H.S. Esqs;" in both editions. In Faulkner's collected

reprint the second name was altered to William Shippen, and Scott

follows Faulkner; but there can be no doubt that the initials were

intended for St. John, since the persons named were those who succeeded

to the places of the dismissed ministers. Shippen was a prominent

member of the October Club, but he did not hold any public office.

[T.S.]]

[Footnote 8: In No. 19 of "The Medley," the writer calls "The Examiner"

to account for writing Abigail Masham, _spinster_. She was then Mrs.

Masham. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 9: See No. 23, _ante_, and notes p. 138. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 10: "The Case of the Present Convocation Consider'd; In Answer

to the Examiner's Unfair Representation of it, and Unjust Reflections

upon it." 1711, See note p. 129. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 11: "They [the Dutch] have a right to put us in mind, that

without their assistance in 1688, Popery and arbitrary power must, without

a miracle, have over-run us; and that even since that time, we must have

sunk under the exorbitant power of France, and our Church and Queen

must have been a prey to a Pretender imposed upon us by this exorbitant

power, if that tottering commonwealth ... had not heartily joined with

us.... But I forget my self, and I doubt, allege those very things in

their favour, for which the 'Examiner' and his friends, are the most

enraged against them." ("The Case," etc., p. 24). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 12: They [_i.e._ the bishops] say that the prolocutor is "the

referendary of the lower house, _i.e._ one who is to carry messages and

admonitions from the upper house to the lower, and to represent their

sense, and to carry their petitions to the upper: That originally the

synod met all in one house in this, as it still does in the other

province." ("The Case," etc., p. 14). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 13: Bishop Burnet had made a similar proposal to Queen Mary

several years before, "so that she was fully resolved, if ever she had

lived to see peace and settlement, ... to have applied it to the

augmentation of small benefices." He had also laid it very fully before

the Princess of Denmark in the reign of King William ("Hist. Own Times,"

ii. 370).

"This very project ... was first set on foot by a great minister in the

last reign. It was then far advanced, and would have been finished, had

he stayed but a few months longer in the ministry" ("The Case," etc., p.

23). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 14: Swift's own Memorial to Harley, petitioning the Queen to

surrender the first-fruits in Ireland is given in Scott's edition (vol.

xv., pp. 381-4). It was on behalf of these first-fruits that Swift came

to England, in 1707, on a commission from Archbishop King. Then he made

his application as a Whig to a Whig government, but failing with Somers

and Halifax both in this and in his hopes for advancement, he joined

Harley's fortunes. [T.S.]]

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