Chapter I. How I Became a Secret Agent

_"O Jerum, jerum, jerum, quâ motatio rerum."_

Half past three was heard booming from some clock tower on the twelfth

day of June, 1913, when Mr. King, the Liberal representative from

Somerset, was given the floor in the House of Commons. Mr. King

proceeded to make a sensation.

He demanded that McKinnon Wood, the House Secretary for Scotland,

reveal to the House the secrets of the strange case of Armgaard Karl

Graves, German spy.

A brief word of explanation may be necessary. Supposed to be serving

a political sentence in a Scotch prison, I had amazed the English

press and people by publicly announcing my presence in New York City.

Mr. King asked if I was still undergoing imprisonment for espionage;

if not, when and why I was released and whether I had been or would be

deported at the end of my term of imprisonment as an undesirable

alien.

Permit me to quote verbatim from the Edinburgh _Scotsman_ of June 12,

1913:

The Secretary for Scotland replied--Graves was released in December

last. It would not be in accordance with precedent to state reasons

for the exercise of the prerogative. I have no official knowledge of

his nationality. The sentence did not include any recommendation in

favor of deportation.

Mr. King--Was he released because of the state of his health?

The Secretary for Scotland--I believe he was in bad health, but I

cannot give any other answer.

Mr. King--Were any conditions imposed at the time of his release?

The Secretary for Scotland--I think I have dealt with that in my

answer. (Cries of "No.")

Mr. King--Can the right hon. gentleman be a little more explicit?

(Laughter.) We are anxious to have the truth. Unless the right

hon. gentleman can give me an explicit answer as to whether any

conditions were imposed I will put down the question again.

(Laughter.)

The Speaker intervened at this stage, and the subject dropped.

Heckling began at this point; word was quickly sent to the Speaker,

and he intervened, ruling the subject closed.

Now consider the Secretary for Scotland's statement. "It would not be

in accordance with precedent to state reasons for the exercise of

prerogative." In other words, high officials in Enghand had found it

advisable secretly to release me from Barlinney Prison by using the

royal prerogative. Why? Later you will know.

Also, consider the Secretary for Scotland's statement that he had no

official knowledge as to my _nationality_--significant that, as you

will realize.

There are three things which do not concern the reader: My origin,

nationality and morals. There are three persons alive who know who I

am. One of the three is the greatest ruler in the world. None of the

three, for reasons of his own, is likely to reveal my identity.

I detest sensationalism and wish it clearly understood that this is no

studied attempt to create mystery. There is a certain dead line which

no one can cross with impunity and none but a fool would attempt to.

Powerful governments have found it advisable to keep silence regarding

my antecedents. A case in point occurred when McKinnon Wood,

Secretary for Scotland, refused in the House of Commons to give any

information whatsoever about me, this after pressure had been brought

to bear on him by three mernbers of Parliament. Either the Home

Secretary knew nothing about my antecedents, or his trained discretion

counseled silence.

I was brought up in the traditions of a house actively engaged in the

affairs of its country, for hundreds of years. As an only son, I was

promptly and efficiently spoiled for anything else but the station in

life which should have been mine--but never has been and, now, never

can be. I used to have high aspirations, but promises never kept

shattered most of my ideals. The hard knocks of life have made me a

fatalist, so now I shrug my shoulders. _"Che sara sara."_ I have had

to lead my own life and, all considered, I have enjoyed it. I have

crowded into thirty-nine years more sensations than fall to the lot of

the average half a dozen men.

Following the custom of our house, I was trained as a military cadet.

This military apprenticeship was followed by three years at a famous

_gymnasium_, which fitted me for one of the old classic universities

of Europe. And after spending six semesters there, I took my degrees

in philosophy and medicine. Not a bad achievement, I take it, for a

young chap before reaching his twenty-second birthday. I have always

been fond of study and had a special aptitude for sciences and the

languages. On one occasion I acquired a fair knowledge of Singalese

and Tamul in three months.

From the university I returned home. I had always been obstinate and

willful, not to say pigheaded, and being steeped in tales of wrongs

done to my house and country, and with the crass assurance of a young

sprig fresh from untrammeled university life, I began to give vent to

utterances that were not at all to the liking of the powers that were.

Soon making myself objectionable, paying no heed to their protests,

and one thing leading to another, my family found it advisable to send

me into utter and complete oblivion. To them I am dead, and all said

and done, I would rather have it so.

After the complete rupture of my home ties, I began some desultory

globe trotting. I knocked about in out-of-the-way corners, where I

observed and absorbed all sorts of things which became very useful in

my subsequent career. A native, and by that I mean an inhabitant, of

non-European countries always fascinated me, and I soon learned the

way of disarming their suspicion and winning their confidence--a

proceeding very difficult to a European. After a time I found myself

in Australia and New Zealand, where I traveled extensively, and came

to like both countries thoroughly. I have never been in the western

part of the United States, but from what I have heard and read I

imagine that the life there more closely resembles the clean, healthy,

outdoor life of the Australians than any other locality.

I was just on the point of beginning extensive travels in the South

Sea Islands, when the situation in South Africa became ominous. War

seemed imminent, and following my usual bent of sticking my nose in

where I was not wanted I made tracks for this potential seat of

trouble. I caught the first steamer for Cape Town landing there a

month before the outbreak of war. On horseback I made my way in easy

stages up to the Rand. Here happened one of those incidents, which,

although small in itself, alters the course of one's life. What took

place when I rode into a small town on the Rand known as Doorn Kloof

one chilly misty morning, was written in the bowl of fate.

Doorn Kloof is well named; it means "the hoof of the Devil." A

straggling collection of corrugated iron shanties set in the middle of

a grayish sandy plain as barren of vegetation as the shores of the

Dead Sea, sweltering hot an hour after sunrise, chilly cold an hour

after sunset, populated by about four hundred Boers of the old

narrow-minded ultra Dutch type with as much imagination as a

grasshopper--that is Doorn Kloof.

When I rode into the village I was in a decidedly bad temper. Hungry,

wet to the skin, the dismal aspect of the place, the absence of

anything resembling a hotel, the incivility of the inhabitants, all

contributed to shorten my, by no means long, temper. I was ripe for a

row. As I rode down the solitary street I found a big burly _Dopper_

flogging brutally a half-grown native boy. This humanitarian had the

usual Boer view that the sambrock is more effective than the Bible as

a civilizing medium. After convincing him of the technical error of

his method, I attended to the black boy, whose back was as raw as a

beefsteak. Kim completely adopted me and he is with me still. I

christened him Kim, after Kipling's hero, for his Basuto name is

unpronounceable. He has repaid me often for what he considers the

saving or his life. Not many months later Kim was the unconscious

cause of a radical change in my destiny. I have ceased to wonder at

such things.

By the time Kim had learned sorne of the duties of a body servant we

had reached Port Natal. War had broken out and I volunteered with a

Natal field force in a medical capacity. Field hospital work took me

where the fighting was thickest. During the battle of the Modder

River among the first of the wounded brought in was one of the many

foreign officers fighting on the Boer side. It was Kim who found him.

This officer's wound was fairly serious and necessitated close

attention. Through chance remarks dropped here and there, the officer

placed my identity correctly. It developed that he was Major Freiherr

von Reitzenstein, one of the few who knew the real reasons of my

exile.

In one of our innumerable chats that grew out of our growing intimacy,

he suggested my entering the service of Germany in a political

capacity. He urged that with my training and social connections I had

exceptional equipment for such work. Moreover, he suggested that my

service on political missions would give me the knowledge and

influence necessary to checkmate the intriguers who were keeping me

from my own. This was the compelling reason that made me ultimately

accept his proposal to become a Secret Agent of Germany. No doubt, if

the Count had lived, I would have gained my ends through his guidance

and influence, but he was killed in a riding race, three years after

our meeting in the Veldt, and I lost my best friend. By that time I

was too deep in the Secret Service to pull out, although it was my

intention more than once to do so. And certain promises regarding my

restoration in our house were never kept.

Coming to a partial understanding with Count Reitzenstein, I began to

work in his interests. The Boer War taught Germany many things about

the English army and a few of these I contributed. As a physician I

was allowed to go most anywhere and no questions asked. I began to

collect little inside scraps of information regarding the discipline,

spirit and equipment of the British troops. I observed that many

Colonial officers were outspoken in their criticisms. All these

points I reported in full to Count Reitzenstein when I dressed his

wound. One day he said:

"Don't forget now. After the war, I want to see you in Berlin."

In my subsequent eagerness to pump more details from the Colonial

officers, I too criticised, and one day I was told Lord Kitchener

wanted to see me.

"Doctor," he said curtly, when I was ushered into his tent, "you have

twenty-four hours in which to leave camp--"

Whether that mandate was a result of my joining in with the Colonial

officers' criticism, or because my secret activity for Count

Reitzenstein had been suspected, I cannot say. But knowing the ways

of the "man of Khartoum," I made haste to be out of camp within the

time prescribed.

Later I learned that the Count, being convalescent and paroled, was

sent down to Cape Town. After the occupation of Pretoria, I got tired

of roughing it and made my way back to Europe, finally locating in

Berlin for a prolonged stay. I knew Berlin, and had a fondness for

it, having spent part of my youth there in the course of my education.

It has always been a habit of mine not to seem anxious about anything,

so I spent several weeks idling around Berlin before looking up Count

Reitzenstein. One day I called at his residence, Thiergartenstrasse

23. I found the Count on the point of leaving for the races at

Hoppegarten. He was one of the crack sportsmen of Prussia and never

missed a meeting. He suggested that I go to the track with him, and

while we waited for the servant to bring around his turn-out, he

renewed his proposals about my entering Prussian service.

"I expected you long ago," he said. "I have smoothed your way to a

great extent. We are likely to meet one or two of the Service Chiefs

out at the track, this afternoon. If you like, I'll introduce you to

them."

"Is there any likelihood of my being recognized?" I asked. "You know,

Count, it will be impossible for me to go under my true flag."

He assured me there was not the slightest chance.

"Your identity," he explained, "need be known to but one person."

Later I w as to know who this important personage was.

" Very well," I agreed; "we'll try it."

The Count always drove his own turn-out, and invited me to climb up on

the box. When his attention was not occupied with his reins and

returning the salutes of passers-by, for he was one of the most

popular men in Berlin, we discussed my private affairs. The Count

showed a keen interest and sympathy in them and his proposal began to

take favorable shape in my mind. As he predicted, we met some of the

Service Chiefs at the track. Indeed, almost the first persons who

saluted him in the saddle paddock were Captain Zur See von Tappken and

a gentleman who was introduced to me as Herr von Riechter. The Count

introduced me as Dr. von Graver, which I subsequently altered whenever

the occasion arose to the English Graves. After chatting a bit,

Captain von Tappken made an appointment with me at his bureau in the

Koenigergratzerstrasse 70, the headquarters of the Intelligence

Department of the Imperial Navy in Berlin, but macle no further

reference to the subject that afternoon. I noticed though that Herr

von Riechter put some pointed and leading questions to me, regarding

my travels, linguistic attainments, and general knowledge. He must

have been satisfied, for I saw some significant glances pass between

him and the Captain. The repeated exclamations of "Grossartig!" and

"Colossal!" seemed to express his entire satisfaction.

Following my usual bent, I did not call at Koenigergratzerstrasse 70

as the Captain suggested. About three days passed and then I received

a very courteously worded letter requesting me to call at my earliest

convenience at his quarters as he had something of importance to tell

me. I called.

Koenigergratzerstrasse 70 is a typical Prussian building of

administration. Solid but unpretentious, it is the very embodiment of

Prussian efficiency, and like all official buildings in Germany is

well guarded. The doorkeeper and commissaire, a taciturn

non-commissioned officer, takes your name and whom you wish to see.

He enters these later in a book, then telephones to the person

required and you are either ushered up or denied admittance. When

sent up, you are invariably accompanied by an orderly--it does not

matter how well you are known--who does not leave you until the door

has closed behind you. When you leave, there is the same procedure

and the very duration of your visit is entered and checked in the

doorkeeper's book.

I was admitted immediately. After passing through three anterooms

containing private secretaries not in uniform, I was shown into

Captain von Tappken's private office. He wore the undress ranking

uniform of the Imperial Navy. This is significant, for it is

characteristic of all the branches of the Prussian Service to find

officers in charge. The secretaries and men of all work, however, are

civilians; this for a reason. The heads of all departments are German

officers, recruited from the old feudal aristocracy, loyal to a degree

to the throne. They find it incompatible, notwithstanding their

loyalty, to soil their hands with some of the work connected with all

government duties, especially those of the Secret Service. Though

planning the work, they never execute it. To be sure, there are

ex-officers connected with the Secret Service, men like von Zenden,

formerly an officer of the Zweiter Garde Dragoner, but with some few

exceptions they are usually men who have gone to smash. No active or

commissioned officer does Secret Service work.

Von Tappken greeted me very tactfully. This is another typical asset

of a Prussian Service officer, especially a naval man, and is quite

contrary to the usual characteristics of English officials, whose

brusqueness is too well and unpleasantly known.

After offering me a chair and cigars, Captain von Tappken began

chatting.

"Well, Doctor," he said, "have you made up your mind to enter our

Service? For a man fond of traveling and adventure, I promise you

will find it tremendously interesting. I have carefully considered

your equipment and experience and find that they will be of mutual

benefit."

I asked him to explain what would be required of me, but he replied:

"Before my entering upon that, are you adverse to telling me if you

have made up your mind to enter the Service?"

It was a fair question, and I replied:

"Yes, provided nothing will be directly required of me that is against

all ethics."

I noticed a peculiar smile crossing his features. Then, looking me

straight between the eyes and using the sharp, incisive language of a

German official, he declared:

"We make use of the same weapons that are used against us. We cannot

afford to be squeamish. The interests at stake are too vast to let

personal ethical questions stand in the way. What would be required

of you in the first instance, is to gain for us information such as we

seek. The means by which you gain this information will be left

entirely to your own discretion. We expect results. We place our

previous knowledge on the subject required, at your disposal. You

will have our organization to assist you, but you must understand that

we cannot and will not be able to extricate you from any trouble in

which you may become involved. Be pleased to understand this clearly.

This service is dangerous, and no official assistance or help could be

given under any circumstances."

To my cost, I later found this to be the truth. So far, so good.

Captain von Tappken had neglected to mention financial inducements and

I put the question to him.

He replied promptly:

"That depends entirely on the service performed. In the first

instance you will receive a retaining fee of 4000 marks ($1000) a

year. You will be allowed 10 marks ($2.50) a day for living expenses,

whether in active service or not. For each individual piece of work

undertaken you will receive a bonus, the amount of which will vary

with the importance of the mission. Living expenses accruing while

out on work must not exceed 40 marks ($10) a day. The amount of the

bonus you are to receive for a mission will in each case be determined

in advance. There is one other thing. One-third of all moneys

accruing to you w ill be kept in trust for you at the rate of 5 per

cent interest."

I laughed and said:

"Well, Captain, I can take care of my own money."

He permitted the shadow of a smile to play around his mouth.

"You may be able to," he said, "but most of our agents cannot. We

have this policy for two reasons: In the first place, it gives us a

definite hold upon our men. Secondly, we have found that unless we

save some money for our agents, they never save any for themselves.

In the event of anything happening to an agent who leaves a family or

other relatives, the money is handed over to them."

I later cursed that rule, for when I was captured in England there

were 30,000 marks ($7,500) due me at the Wilhelmstrasse and I can

whistle for it now.

Captain von Tappken looked at me inquiringly, but I hesitated. It was

not on account of monetary causes, but for peculiarly private

reasons--the dilemma of one of our house becoming a spy. The Captain,

unaware of the personal equation that was obsessing me before giving

my word, evidently thought that his financial inducements were not

alluring enough.

"Of course," he continued, "this scale of pay is only the beginning.

As your use to us and the importance of your missions increases, so

will your remuneration. That depends entirely on you."

He raised his eyebrows inquiringly.

"Very well," I said. "I accept."

He held out his hand. "You made up your mind quickly."

"It is my way, Captain. I take a thing or leave it."

"That's what I like, Doctor; a quick, decisive mind."

That seemed to please him.

"Very well. To be of use to us, you w ill need a lot of technical

coaching. Are you ready to start tomorrow?"

"Now, Captain."

"Very good," he said, "but to-morrow will do. Be here at ten A. M.

Then give us daily as much of your time as we require."

He called in one of his secretaries, gave him command briefly and in a

few minutes the man was back with an order for three hundred marks.

"This, Doctor, is your first month's living expenses. Retaining fees

are paid quarterly."

As I pocketed the check I remarked:

"Captain, personally we are total strangers. How is it that you seem

so satisfied with me?"

Again his peculiar smile was noticeable.

"That is outside our usual business procedure," he said. "I have my

instructions from above and I simply act on them."

I was young then, and curious so I asked:

"Who are those above and what are their instructions?"

No sooner had I put that question than I learned my first lesson in

the Secret Service. All traces of genial friendliness vanished from

von Tappken's face. It was stern and serious.

"My boy," he said slowly, "learn this from the start and learn it

well. Do not ask questions. Do not talk. Think! You will soon

learn that there are many unwritten laws attached to this Service."

I never forgot that. It was my first lesson in Secret Service.

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