CHAPTER XIV.

We arrived at Aranjuez on the 13th of October, after an absence of

four days; three of which were spent as agreeably as we could have

wished, and in the full enjoyment of every variety afforded by a city

well deserving a longer visit, and one which though it is less

generally known, is more interesting in every point of view, than many

that are more frequently resorted to.

On the 23rd of October the troops were again in full march, on the

high road to Madrid, halting at various intermediate stations. We

passed that city, on the 29th of the same month, and, tantalized as we

were by our close proximity to its gates, we continued onward in the

direction of the Pass of Guadarama, it being the object of our chief

to follow hard upon the French army, (which was then bending

northward, in rapid strides,) and allow them no rest, night or day,

until we brought them to a decisive combat. Our road, as we approached

the mountains, lay over a fertile country; the view on every side

presenting a vast extent of arable and tillage land. Towards evening,

after a long and painful journey, we halted at the Court-yard of the

Escurial.

This famous palace, built by Philip the Second of Spain, is

consecrated to St. Lawrence, and is formed after the pattern of a

gridiron, upon which very useful culinary article the Saint is

supposed to have undergone the operation of being broiled. The

building stands on one of the heights at the base of the lofty chain

of the Guadarama, and is a huge and spacious pile, enclosing four

distinct court yards, the whole surrounded by an extensive range of

buildings, allotted to the domestic establishment of the royal

household. The grand entrance faces the mountain, the barren sides of

which offer but a confined and uninteresting prospect. From the

windows of the principal apartments, looking to the South, (which are

said to be as numerous as the days in the year,) a view embracing all

that fine extent of country round Madrid, and along the Manzanares,

may, however, be enjoyed, which fully compensates for the dull

uniformity on the other quarters. Some idea may be formed of the

enormous amplitude of the structure, when it is considered that

General Hill's division, including the Portuguese troops, were lodged

within the walls, and found sufficient room in the galleries,

court-yards, and outer-halls, without entering any of the private

chambers. Our brigade marched up the great staircase, with ample space

to move along in sections. It was a splendid cantonment, and worthy a

better fate than that of being converted into a barrack and cooking

place for a few thousand hungry soldiers.

The rooms, into which the officers obtained admittance, were spacious

and lofty, those appropriated to the members of the court being

ornamented and furnished in a costly manner. The lateness of our

arrival, as well as the shortness of our stay, prevented our seeing

the mausoleum; in which the royal family of Spain has been entombed

for ages past. It is considered one of the greatest curiosities in

Europe, and is beneath the grand chapel of the palace. The grand front

has three separate entrances, and above the dome surmounting the

central gate, the figure of St. Lawrence, together with the gridiron,

stand upon a pedestal, and underneath are the Arms of Spain.

On the 1st of November we moved on towards the crest of the Guadarama,

our route being along the summit of the hills, forming the lower

branches of the Sierra, the ascent of which we took more than two

hours to accomplish; many times on the way being obliged to halt, in

order to gain breath for a further stretch. It was a work of

considerable fatigue to both men and animals, and on arriving at the

extreme point we were fairly exhausted by the effect of our morning's

walk. Nature has here placed a formidable barrier between the

provinces of Old and New Castile. This road, which is the only one

across the mountain, is difficult of access, the rocks on either side

being steep, rugged, and in some parts perpendicular, rising high

above the causeway. Close to where we halted stands a pedestal of

granite, on which is placed the figure of a lion crouched, holding

between his paws two balls, intended, as denoted by the inscription

underneath, to represent the provinces below. In the centre of the

pedestal is inserted a square slab of marble, on which is inscribed,

in large characters, "Fernando VII, Pater Patriæ," followed by a long

account of the cause for which the monument was erected, but in

letters so small, and so much defaced, that it is a matter of some

difficulty to decipher the mysterious tale.

Being again formed into something like marching order, we proceeded

downward with a lively pace, leaving the plains of New Castile behind,

and bidding a long and last farewell to that part of Spain, which had

been for years gone by the theatre of our varied and ofttimes not very

peaceful occupation. On our descent from the Sierra, we continued

along the main road to Valladolid, and after having cantoned at

several intermediate stages, arrived on the 8th at Alba de Tormes, a

small town, one day's march from Salamanca, and commanding the passage

of the Tormes, over which, at this place, there was a solid stone

bridge.

We were soon actively employed getting all the old walls and defences

into good condition, and, after waiting behind them for a few days,

expecting an attack from a large body of the French army, (who had

sent some round shot about our ears), we again crossed the river,

taking care to destroy the bridges, the moment that the last of our

men were over.

The enemy, who had threatened in so formidable a way, sheered off to

his left, making for the road to Ciudad Rodrigo, in order to interrupt

our progress in that line, with the view of eventually cutting off our

communication with the frontiers of Portugal.

The whole of the British forces, meanwhile, passed on towards the

Aripiles, those remarkable heights, where the great contest of

Salamanca was fought in the preceding year. Here battle was again

offered to the French, who declined the pleasure of our kind

invitation, and wisely deeming prudence to be the better part of

valour, continued their manoeuvres to impede our march on Portugal,

and succeeded in getting possession of almost all the approaches in

that direction.

On the 14th, our troops were rapidly pushed forward, in order to

counteract their plans, and, by forced marches, we got the lead, the

foremost columns being far advanced on the road to Rodrigo in the

course of that day. It was a neck and neck concern, and nothing but

the superior generalship of Lord Wellington could have brought us

through the difficulty.

The rain poured down in torrents, as we entered the woods, through

which the various routes penetrated, and the most inclement weather

that ever was experienced set in on the commencement of this

unfortunate march. Wind and hail in all their varieties beat

unmercifully upon us, and the elements in fearful agitation combined

to assail us on every side, while the roads, broken up by the violence

of the storm, were rendered almost impassable, producing thereby the

utmost delay in the transport of our supplies. To increase our

sufferings, the personal baggage had been sent on some days in

advance, so that we had no covering whatever but the garments that we

wore, which were now waxing quite deplorable; and as for subsistence,

our only resource was the miserable contents of a lank and scanty

haversack, wherein were jumbled up together, in a sort of medley, the

various remnants of ration leather, (falsely called beef), and mouldy

biscuit, hard and jaw breaking, of which the maggots contended for a

share.--It was enough to horrify the poor chop-fallen wanderer, who

trudged along most dismally, cold, drenched, and woebegone.

Were I to relate but one tenth of the sufferings we endured, in what

is known as the retreat of Salamanca, civilians would stare, and say

that I dealt largely in the marvellous, or was drawing a long bow;

but, start not, ye fireside and ye featherbed gentry, when I inform

you, that many times have we arisen from our damp, and comfortless

berth on the cold ground, with no prospect of a breakfast, but that

which we derived from a meal of acorns, and often have we munched at

these in lieu of more savoury food; chewing (by way of dessert), the

bitter cud of disappointment and vexation.

At the termination of each day's march, down came the branches of the

forest, and loudly clashed the bill hook and the axe, to put in

requisition materials for the long wished-for fire, to establish which

was a labour of no trifling nature, for the timber, throughly

saturated with rain, lay in smoking heaps, long after the light had

been communicated, while we with haggard looks stood collected round

the smouldering pile. The flames at length got up, all due advantage

was taken of this blessing, and no sirloin was ever more industriously

turned by the hand of anxious cook than were our precious bodies, both

front and rear alternately, with the vain hope of getting dry, and

some degree of heat wherewith to cheer our wearied bones.

In the midst of all our extremities there was still something to

excite the mind; while camping out among the oak trees, numerous

droves of wild pigs ran to and fro, as we invaded their dominions, and

in their flight many were fired at and shot by the famished soldiers,

who were ignorant, when committing the depredation, of its being a

crime which would cause the displeasure of our Chief.--Some were

performing the achievement of hunting down the grunters, while others

displayed their skill in the culinary art, after the chase was over.

The unfortunate swinish multitude afforded some delicate tit bits, and

the greasy provender was bolted in solid pieces by the half-starved

men.

Before we came to break in on their retirement, the poor animals were

revelling in luxury on the acorns, by which they chiefly fed, but as

our troops approached their haunts they set up a grand concert,

resounding through the woods, the most audible tone of which was a

firm thorough bass.

The hog is by no means the most despicable of the brute creation, for

have we not had the learned pig, and the pig-faced lady, who thought

it no disgrace to bear a likeness to the useful beast. We have

moreover good reason to know that the quadruped has proved a subject

of deep meditation to more than one biped. There was a certain

wiseacre, who lived not quite a hundred miles from Chester, of ample

paunch, and who not only loved his port, but his port loved him; for

it shone in rosy blossoms on his well bronzed visage; in fact, his

person bore no bad resemblance to a well filled bottle. He was a great

admirer and disciple of Kitchener, Mrs. Glass, and others of the same

stamp. Having one day a party at his house, he, by way of entertaining

them, led them through his grounds, and, after that, to the various

buildings for his cattle. "But now," says the happy man, as they

approached the piggery, rubbing, at the same time, his hands with joy,

"you will see something on which you may feast your eyes;" and, on

giving the signal, a regiment of fat hogs were marched out of their

quarters, and passed in review before the delighted guests. One of the

gentlemen remarked what amazingly fine animals they were. "Yes," says

their host, "I thought you would say so! I flatter myself," (here his

eyes sparkled in triumph,) "there are not such prime ones in England;

they ought to be so,--I feed them well,--_I have made them my constant

study all my life_."

What an intellectual scholar! there was the feast of reason with a

vengeance; fat pork, tusks, bristles and all. What a study!--O ye

classics, ye national educationists, ye Broughamites,--hide your

diminished heads! Here's a college course for ye; aye, and one that

may be studied by John Bull with joy and pride; for, instead of

wasting the midnight oil, he may consult his larder, and contemplate,

with a rapturous sensation, the Essays of Bacon, and Hog's-tales,

while poring over the whole range of his swinish library. But, enough!

we must recommence our march.

The gentlemen with the blue coats not chusing to measure swords with

us, we lingered not upon the road, but, moving on the Agueda, arrived

at the village of Robledo on the 18th. Here we were comparatively in

luxury for a season; the severity of our recent journey, added to the

miseries of night exposure under such dreadful weather, rendered

doubly welcome the comfort of a roof; and the kitchen fire of even an

humble dwelling restored us once more from our torpid state to spirit

and animation. To each of the officers was allotted a tolerably good

sized cabin, furnished plentifully with straw, in which, to our

dismay, we found a numerous tribe of nimble footed gentry, which have

already been more than once mentioned.

We broke up from those cantonments, and, steering our course over a

long mountainous ridge, we entered the town of Coria, on the 30th of

November. This place is situated on a steep hill, at the base of which

flows the small river Alagon, and is at no great distance from the

Portuguese frontier. The country around is well planted with the olive

and the vine, of the latter in particular there was then a great

abundance, of the finest description, from which the most delicious

wine is made.

In company with another officer, I was billetted on the house of an

ancient widow, who was the most perfect shrew I ever beheld. It must

have been a happy day for her unfortunate spouse, that witnessed his

departure from the stormy vicinity of his termagant rib, to the more

peaceful mansions of the defunct.

The heaviness of the weather, subsequent to our arrival, caused us to

pass rather a dreary time, made still more sad by the death-like

tolling of the cathedral bells, eternally sounding in our ears. The

place is well stocked with a great variety of priests, monks, friars,

and other ecclesiastics, forming a worshipful host, with ill-favoured

countenances. Although their looks are meagre, their corpulent

rotundity of shape proves that to mortify the body forms no part

whatever of their doctrine, and that an abundance of fat things,

together with a liberal supply of the vinous fluid, are by no means

inconsistent with their holy calling. It is also said of them, that

the worldly discussion of those affairs is much more frequently the

subject of their meditation, than the comparatively irksome duty of

either _prayer_ or _fasting_. The best and most luscious wine, not

only here, but in all parts of Spain, is denominated, in justice to

the better taste of those divines, "_Priests' wine_," and is more

highly valued than any other.

The Alcalde, the corporation, and the myrmidons pertaining thereto,

were a mean-looking, ill-dressed set of fellows. The former is chosen

annually from the middle classes; in some instances his worship has

figured in the trade of pig-driver, butcher, or other employment of

that nature.

We saw but few inhabitants of distinction here; the families of the

poorer order were numerous, generally ill-looking, and badly clothed.

The females, in particular, we remarked, as not being "cast in

nature's finest mould;" in fact, to tell the honest truth, I must say,

that we never beheld a more ugly and forbidding race of damsels. On

this account, they were certainly right to hide themselves. Indeed, we

seldom had an opportunity of gazing at their lovely persons; as,

unless at those times when they tottered, (as they always seemed to

do) to chapel, they remained chiefly within doors, enjoying the genial

warmth of the brasseiro, in preference to exposing their delicate

frames to the effect of the chilling blast. The usual mildness of the

climate, as well as the summer heat, congenial to the Spanish fair,

renders them more sensible of cold, and less capable of enduring the

rudeness of December winds and frost. The transition from the close

atmosphere of their dwellings to the bleak and humid air within their

churches is often the means of imparting to the Senoras a pale and

ghastly look, their dark and sallow aspect assuming a death-like

tinge, which, combined with their usually spectral form, would

indicate to the observer, that the wire drawn figures on the marble

flags of the chapel were speedily to occupy a tenement of small

dimensions beneath the stones upon which they knelt.

A short time subsequent to our arrival at Coria, Colonel Charles

Stewart, of the 50th, died of fever, brought on by excessive fatigue,

after an illness, of about ten days. His constitution was undermined,

not only by the effect of past service in India, but by that in which

he was engaged in Spain. The harassing marches we had undergone since

we passed the Tormes overcame his already impaired health, and he may

be literally said to have fallen a victim to his unwearied exertions

on that retreat.

By all who could appreciate the value of high military feeling and

strict discipline, Colonel Stewart was justly regretted. Zealous and

well informed on every point of duty, he knew how to estimate those

qualities in others, while he held a tight rein over the careless and

inattentive. Such characters as composed the Belem[26] Rangers he

never could approve of, and at all times he set his face against a

certain set of men, who were very fine fellows when strutting upon

parade at home, but were so careful of their own dear persons, that

they kept at a most respectful distance from the field when there was

any rough work going forward.

[26] This troop of heroes was composed of men and officers

with facings of all the colours in the rainbow, and with

every variety of garb. Among them were those who could not

fight, as well as those who would not; and I am sorry to

say, that of the latter there was a large proportion. Some,

ashamed of being enrolled upon its list, remained but a

short time with the corps; others, vegetating in all the

delights of peace and quietness, with zealous attachment to

the Rangers, put off the evil hour as long as possible.

Being fond of dainties, they kept within the smell of

Lisbon, with its oil and garlick, the perfume of which they

snuffed up with ecstasy. As for being exposed to fire, they

coveted no more than sufficed for their cigars; the smoke

from thence was smoke enough for them. Figuring away with

the Portuguese Senoras, they were formidable cavaliers, and

as their gallantry was all expended on those fair objects,

they had none to spare for warlike purposes. They were fond

of duty about the castle of Belem, nor had they any

particular fancy to go to a distance from the Tagus. The

bivouac was their horror; they eschewed the miseries of a

camp; and, with regard to marching, from the caffés to the

operas and back again, was, in their ideas, just as much

fatigue as any gentleman ought to suffer; therefore, to call

them Rangers was a sad misnomer. In order to neutralize the

evil, and prevent the corps from getting rather strong,

officers were placed at Abrantes, Castel Branco, and other

intermediate stations, who performed the duty of whippers

in. Those in general were tight hands, and if there was an

officer of rank, who bore the character of being a bitter

pill, he was sure to get the post, so that the poor

crest-fallen aspirants for promotion in the Belemites had no

chance, but were checked in their career; and unless they

could duly prove that they were curtailed in natural

dimensions, by the loss of legs or arms, or had suffered

other more desperate mutilations, they were forced to troop

it back again, with their faces to the army.

It latterly became so difficult a matter to pass these

barriers, that several preferred, though riddled through

with balls, to rough it in the camp, rather than run the

gauntlet past these commandants.

The worthy members of the corps above alluded to had no

extraordinary relish for intelligence from the front, and

when accounts came down of desperate fighting, or a hint was

thrown out, that some of them might be wanted, it created a

wondrous stir among them; their military ardour was cooled

in a marvellous way, and whatever stock of courage they

could boast of, oozed out, (as it did with Bob Acres),

through their fingers' ends.

At home what capital officers they made, swarming in to join

with prompt alacrity (when the war was over,) and with much

bravado talking of their past campaigns, and lording it over

the juniors! How they did puff and blow, in country

quarters, on trooping off the guard, and looking wondrous

big, as they exercised their little brief authority!

The remains of Colonel Stewart were followed to the tomb by all the

troops in the garrison, and were interred in the terrace of the grand

Cathedral here.

Brigadier General Wilson, late Colonel of the 39th also died here, he

was an old officer and deservedly regretted.

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