Mademoiselle Fifi

The Prussian Commander, Major Graf von Farlsberg, was finishing

the reading of his mail, comfortably seated in a large tapestry

armchair, with his booted feet resting on the elegant marble of the

mantelpiece on which, for the last three months that he had been

occupying the Chateau d'Uville, his spurs had traced two deep

grooves, growing deeper every day.

A cup of coffee was steaming on an inlaid guerdon, stained with

liqueur, burned by cigars, notched by the penknife of the conquering

officer who, while sharpening his pencil, would stop at times and

trace on the marble monograms or designs according to the fancy of

his indolent dream.

After he had finished his letters and read the German newspapers,

which his orderly had brought him, he rose, threw into the fire

three or four enormous pieces of green wood, for these gentlemen

were cutting down, little by little, the trees of the park to

keep themselves warm and stepped over to the window. The rain was

pouring, a regular Normandy rain which one might have thought was

let loose and showered down by a furious hand, a slanting rain,

thick like a curtain, forming a kind of wall with oblique stripes,

a rain that lashed, splashed, deluged everything, a rain peculiar

to the neighborhood of Rouen, that watering pot of France.

The Officer looked for a long while at the inundated lawn, and yonder,

the swollen Andilles, which was overflowing; and with his fingers

he was drumming on the window-pane a waltz from the Rhineland, when

a noise caused him to turn around; it was his second in command,

Baron von Kelweingstein, holding a rank equivalent to that of

Captain.

The Major was a giant, with broad shoulders, graced by a fan-shaped

blond beard, flowing down his chest and forming a breast-shield.

His whole tall, solemn person suggested the image of a military

peacock, a peacock that would carry its tail spread on its chin.

He had blue eyes, cold and gentle; a cheek bearing the scar of a

sword wound inflicted during the Austrian war; and he was said to

be a kind hearted man as well as a brave officer.

Short, red faced, corpulent, tightly belted, the Captain wore,

cropped almost close, his red hair, the fiery filaments of which,

when under the reflection of certain lights, might have given the

impression as though his face had been rubbed with phosphorus. Two

teeth lost in a night orgy and brawl, he did not exactly remember

now, caused him to spit out indistinct words which one could not

always understand. He was bald only on the top of his head, like

a tonsured monk, with a crop of short, curly hair, golden and shiny,

around this circle of bare flesh.

The Commander shook hands, and gulped down his cup of coffee (the

sixth since that morning), while listening to the report of his

subordinate about the incidents and happening in the service. Then

both came back near the window and declared that theirs was not a

cheerful lot. The Major, a quiet man, married and having left his

wife home, would adapt himself to anything; but the Baron Captain,

accustomed to leading a fast life, a patron of low resorts, a wild

chaser of disreputable women, was furious at having been confined

for the last three months to the obligatory chasteness of this out

of the way Post.

Presently they heard a scratching on the door; the Commander said:

"Come in," and a man, one of their automaton soldiers, appeared

in the aperture, announcing by his mere presence that luncheon was

served.

In the dining-room they found three officers of lower rank; one

lieutenant, Otto von Grossling, and two second-lieutenants, Fritz

Scheuneberg and Markgraf Wilhelm von Eyrik, a tiny blond man,

haughty and brutal with his men, harsh toward the vanquished foe,

and violent like a fire-arm.

Since his arrival in France his comrade called him only Mademoiselle

Fifi. This nickname was bestowed upon him on account of his

coquettish style of dressing and manners, his slender waist, which

looked as if it were laced in a corset, his pale face on which a

nascent mustache could hardly be seen, and also on account of the

habit he had acquired, in order to express his supreme contempt

for persons and things, of using continually the French locution:

"Fi! fi donc!" which he pronounced with a slight lisping.

The dining-room of the Chateau d'Uville was a large and regal hall,

the ancient mirrors of which constellated with bullet holes, and

the high Flanders tapestries, slashed with sword cuts and hanging

in shreds at certain places, told the tale of Mademoiselle Fifi's

favorite occupations and pastime during his hours of idleness.

On the walls, three family portraits, a warrior wearing his armor,

a Cardinal and a Chief Justice, were smoking long porcelain pipes,

while in its frame, ungilt by age, a noble lady in a tight waist,

was showing with an arrogant air an enormous pair of mustache

crayoned with charcoal.

And the Officers' luncheon went off almost silently in this mutilated

room, darkened by the shower outside, sad and depressing in its

vanquished appearance, the old oak parquet floor of which had become

solid like the floor of a bar room.

Having finished eating, it was time for smoking; they began to drink

and, reverting to their usual topic, they spoke of their monotonous

and tedious life. Bottles of cognac and liqueur passed from hand

to hand, and seating back on their chairs, they were all absorbing

their liqueur in repeated sips, holding at the corner of their

mouths the long curved pipes ending in a meerschaum bowl, invariably

daubed as if to seduce Hottentots.

As soon as their glasses were empty, they refilled them with

a gesture of resigned weariness. But Mademoiselle Fifi broke his

glass every instant and then a soldier brought him immediately a

new one.

A mist of acrid smoke bathed, drowned them, and they seemed to sink

into a somnolent and sad inebriety, in that taciturn and morose

intoxication peculiar to men who have nothing to do.

But suddenly the Baron sat up. A revolt shook him; he swore: "By

heavens! this cannot go on indefinitely; we must in the end invent

something."

Lieutenant Otto and Second-Lieutenant Fritz, two Teutons eminently

endowed with heavy and serious German faces, replied together:

"What shall we invent, Captain?"

He mused for a few seconds and resumed: "What? Well, we must

organize an entertainment, if the Commander will permit."

The Major took his pipe out of his mouth: "What entertainment,

Captain?"--

The Baron came nearer: "Leave it to me, Commander; I shall send

Pflicht[*] to Rouen, and he will bring us some women I know where

to get them. A supper will be prepared here; besides we have

everything, and I may venture to say we shall spend a rather pleasant

evening."

[*]Duty

Graf Farlsberg, shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "You are crazy,

my friend!"

But all the officers had risen, surrounding their chief and beseeching

him: "Let the Captain go, Commander; it is so sad here!"

Finally the Major yielded: "All right!" said he; and immediately

the Baron sent for Pflicht. Pflicht was an old non-commissioned

officer, who had never been seen smiling, but who carried out with

fanatical punctuality the orders of his superiors, no matter what

they were.

Erect, with his impassive face, he received the Baron's instructions;

then he left the room; and five minutes later a large military

wagon, covered with miller's tarpaulin stretched in the shape of

a dome, was being rapidly driven away under the heavy rain at the

gallop of four horses.

At once an awakening thrill seemed to run through the group

of officers and shook them from their lethargy; the languid poses

straightened up, faces became animated and they began to talk.

Although the shower was continuing as heavy as ever, the Major

affirmed that it was not so dark, and Lieutenant Otto announced

positively that the weather was clearing up. Even Mademoiselle

Fifi seemed unable to keep still. He rose and sat down again. His

harsh and clear eye was looking for something to break; suddenly,

glaring at the lady with the mustache, the young prig drew his

revolver: "You shall not witness it, you!" said he, and, without

leaving his seat, he aimed. Two bullets fired in rapid succession

put out the eyes of the portrait.

Then he exclaimed: "Let us explode a mine!" And at once the

conversation was interrupted, as if a powerful and new curiosity

had taken hold of every one present.

A mine, that was his invention, his way of destroying, his favorite

amusement.

When he hurriedly left his chateau, Comte Fernand d'Armoy d'Uville,

the legitimate owner, had had no time to take with him nor hide

away anything except the silver-plate, which he had stowed away in

a hole made in a wall. Now as he was immensely wealthy and lived

in great luxury, his large salon, the door of which communicated

with the dining-room, presented the appearance of a Picture Gallery

before the precipitate flight of the master.

Priceless paintings and aquarelles were hanging on the walls, while

on the tables, the étagères and the elegant cabinets, thousands of

bric à brac and bibelots, statuettes, Dresden and Chinese vases,

old ivories and Venice pottery peopled the large room with their

precious and odd multitude.

Hardly any were left by this time. Not that they had been stolen;

the Major, Graf Farlsberg, would not have permitted nor tolerated

it; but Mademoiselle Fifi once in a while exploded a mine; and on

such occasions all the officers enjoyed themselves thoroughly for

five minutes.

The little Markgraf went to the salon to fetch what he needed; he

brought in a tiny and graceful Chinese tea-pot of the Rose family,

which he filled with gun powder, and through the neck of which he

carefully introduced a long piece of tinder, lighted it and, running,

carried this infernal machine into the next room.

Then he returned quickly and closed the door behind him. All the

Germans stood up and waited, their faces wreathed in childlike smiles

of curiosity, and as soon as the explosion shook the Chateau, they

hurried in all at once.

Mademoiselle Fifi, who had been the first one to rush in, was

deliriously clapping his hands in front of a terra cotta Venus,

whose head at last had been blown off; and each picked up broken

pieces of China, wondering at the strange indentation of the

fragments, examining the new damage done, claiming that some of

the damage had been caused by previous explosions. And the Major

was contemplating, with a paternal look, the large salon upset by

this Neronian firework and strewn with the debris of the objects of

Art. He came out first, declaring good- naturedly: "It was very

successful this time!"

But such a spout of smoke had invaded the dining-room, mixing

with the smoke of tobacco, that it was impossible to breathe. The

Commander opened the window, and all the officers, who had come

back to drink a last glass of cognac, crowded near it.

The damp air blew into the room bringing in a kind of water dust,

which sprayed and powdered the beards, and a smell of inundation.

They were looking at the tall trees bending under the shower, the

broad valley darkened by this outflow of the black low clouds[*],

and in the distance the Church spire rising like a gray point in

the pelting rain.

[*][Note from Brett: The original uses "clowds," but I think

"clouds" was intended.]

Since the arrival of the Germans, the Church bell had not rung.

It was in fact the only resistance with which the invaders met in

that neighborhood, the resistance of the bell-tower. The Curate

had not refused to receive and feed Prussian soldiers; he had even,

on several occasions, accepted to drink a bottle of beer or claret

with the enemy Commander, who often used him as a benevolent

intermediary. But it was useless to ask him for a single ring of

his bell; he would rather have faced a firing squad. That was his

way of protesting against invasion, a peaceful protest, the protest

of silence, the only one, said he, that became a priest, a man of

peace and not of blood. And everybody for ten miles around praised

the firmness, the heroism of Father Chantavoine, who dared to affirm

the public mourning and proclaim it by the obstinate mutism of his

Church.

The entire village, enthusiastic about this resistance, was ready

to support and back up its pastor to the bitter end, to risk

anything, considering this tacit protest as a safeguard of the

national honor. It seemed to the peasants that in this way they

deserved better of their country than Belfort or Strasbourg, that

they had given just as good an example, that the name of their hamlet

would remain immortal for it; and with that single exception, they

refused nothing to the victorious Prussians.

The Commander and his officers laughed in private at this manifestation

of inoffensive courage, and as the entire neighborhood showed

themselves obliging to them and docile to their orders, they

willingly tolerated the priest's silent patriotism.

Little Markgraf Wilhelm was the only one who would have liked to

compel the bell to ring; he was very indignant at the political

condescendence of his superior officer towards the priest; and every

day he was beseeching the Commander to let him do once, just once,

"Ding-dong! Ding-dong!" merely for the sake of having a little

fun. And he begged for it with feline gracefulness, the cajolery

of a woman, the tenderness of voice of a beloved mistress craving

for something, but the Commander did not yield, and to console

himself, Mademoiselle Fifi exploded mines in the chateau d'Uville.

The five men remained there, in a group, for a few minutes, inhaling

the damp air. Finally Lieutenant Fritz spoke with a thick laugh:

"Decidedly, the ladies will not have fine weather for their trip."

Thereupon they separated, each going to his work, the Captain having

a great deal to do to make arrangements for the dinner party.

When they met again at nightfall, they began to laugh at seeing

each other dolled up coquettishly and smart like on grand review

days, perfumed, pomaded and hale. The Commander's hair seemed less

gray than in the morning, and the Captain had shaved, keeping only

his mustache, which looked like a flame under his nose.

Notwithstanding the rain, the window was kept open and from time

to time one of them went over to listen. At ten minutes past six

o'clock, the Baron reported a distant rolling. They all hurried

downstairs, and soon the large carriage came up with the four horses

still galloping, covered with mud up to their backs, steaming and

blowing.

And five women got off the carriage and stepped on the perron,

five graceful girls carefully selected by a chum of the Captain,

to whom Pflicht had taken a card from his officer.

They had not been reluctant to come, knowing that they would be

well paid; besides, they were quite well acquainted and familiar

with the Prussians, having been in intercourse with them for the

past three months and making the best of men as of things. "Our

business requires it," they told each other on their way, no doubt

in order to ease off some secret pricking of a remnant of conscience.

And, presently, they were ushered into the dining-room. Lighted

up, the dining-room looked still more lugubrious in its pitiful

dilapidation, and the table covered with viands, rich china

and silver plate, which had been discovered in the wall where the

owner had hidden them, gave to the premises the appearance of a low

tavern, where bandits are having supper after a successful raffle.

The Captain, radiant, took hold of the women as of a familiar thing,

appreciating them, embracing them, scenting them, estimating them

at their value as instruments of pleasure; and as the three younger

men wanted to take one each, he objected to it with authority,

reserving to himself the privilege of making the assignments, in

perfect fairness, according to rank, so as not to injure in any

way the hierarchy.

Then, in order to preclude any discussion, any contest and any

suspicion of partiality, he lined them up according to height, and

addressing the tallest, in a tone of command: "Your name?"

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